Thats because its so true: in Dana's eyes, Who ever sells the most PPV buys is the pound for pound greatest, actual MMA fighting skill has nothing to do with in his mind: Dana really should be honest & re-name the UFC as the ultimate money make for Dana championship!
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r jor
Hope you're okay. One of the best ways to recover from depression is to increase your serotonin levels. You can do that by getting sunshine or by taking Vitamin D tablets. Apparently Vitamin D is really good for anxiety and depression
@@abhisekhbaraily4077 No worries brother. Also, when we're alone for a long time with our thoughts then it makes us more depressed (even me!). So I'd recommend spending more time with happy and good people, either friends or family members. This is so that your mind is busy and doesn't wander into negative thoughts. Also, always try to think positive and be happy and grateful that you exist in this beautiful world. You can get through this! My prayers are with you 🙂
I pulled my phone out to check UA-cam just to check if this channel made a drop. Thanks for making my Friday 🙌🏻. Mojahed is the gift that keeps giving. Bless
@@lfihaipp yep no one have tested positive so many times in a row without being kicked out. Ruined Nick's career, Matt Riddle, but crashing, breaking laws, and being a junkie makes you #4# No.1
@@lfihaipp p4p is for recent performances not for over all accomplishments, usman is definitely better than jones for recent performances, jon hasn't fought in 2 years, he is one of the goats but p4p list is completely different.
The top 15 rankings and the P4P rankings have always been lame and bad... They may as well put GSP, Anderson, Randy, Lidell, DJ, and others back on the list. If you don't fight within 12 months, you should be removed or go away from the top spots...
Its kinda sad that Jones is still P4P when his last fight was almost 2 years ago, its unfair to other fighters who are active especially Kamaru. I truly do not understand why the ufc gives him such special treatment since he has nothing else to give besides his skills and that was a long time ago.
Idk, maybe the entire decade of dominating the very best of his division while other great champs have come and gone (including Khabib). Just a thought.
@@mr.poopybutthole2912 He had enough time holding that No1 spot, now its time for other equally worthy champs... Btw he can always comeback to reclaim it if he is "active".
HOW TF is Jones p4p over Usman? Do ppl not know what that means. That doesn't mean who is the greatest ever, that means who is the greatest RIGHT NOW. So in the last 2 years. Jones has not been anywhere NEAR as dominant as Usman. Arguably lost his last two fights. And he hasn't fought in over a YEAR. Usman is dominant, finishing his opponents brutally, and is the most active fighter in the UFC. Case closed.
and the fact that khabib replace Jones as p4p number one when he fight once a year show that UFC p4p ranking is about popularty lol its should be usman to be p4p at the time and now not Jones or khabib
Every time Jon Jones is in a video I look forward to the Looney Tunes set in the background with him running with “a pinch of salt” in his system, gun in hand 😂
When Dana put Conor as P4P King had me 😂😂, as always a master piece from Mojahed.
p4p king of padding danas black jack wallet.
Thats because its so true: in Dana's eyes, Who ever sells the most PPV buys is the pound for pound greatest, actual MMA fighting skill has nothing to do with in his mind: Dana really should be honest & re-name the UFC as the ultimate money make for Dana championship!
Absolutely😁🤣😂😂😇
Seems like something uncle dana would do
The pink drugs always does the trick
Jones sleeping under his bed. Quality shit
gets me every time
Can anyone explain me this joke?
@@fluffybunny4891 he hid away from USADA and testing by hiding under a cage
@@kanthony9154 lmao
@@kanthony9154 It was the Nevada State Athletic Commission not USADA
Bear Khabib seeing USADA approved Jones *“This is not good matchup for me”* 😂😂😂
and still gets eye poked ))
@@paladro Jon Jones is the GOAT 😀
@@CurtainCloser21 of PED n eye pokes
Finally a mojahed video I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS KID
Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r jor
@@AxxLAfriku you are the best axxl literally you are my favorite youtuber
I like it
@@AxxLAfriku are you intoxicated or something?!?!
@@AxxLAfriku ??? who da fook is that guy?
Dana’s door bell sound is the funniest after McGregor’s MurMurMurMur 😂
Have you heard Poirier doorbell?
Yeah, it's not funny.
@@alex-mq8rm probably not to someone that just loves anyone that beats Conor.
@@McYeroc i love conor but that murmurmurmur was funny as hell lmfao
Murah
Jon Jones : gets so roided up he can literally fight a grown bear...opens with an eyepoke
Classic bones
@@imran101 Classic Bones is to do a groin shot. Modern Bones is all about the eye pokes. Lest we forget, can Gusmao still have children?
@@geoffreysorkin5774 Bear was on steroids too
@Daryl Brown who are you talking to? Ofc we realize .
Man these videos takes me out of my depression... Thanks !🔥
I feel the same
Hope you're okay. One of the best ways to recover from depression is to increase your serotonin levels. You can do that by getting sunshine or by taking Vitamin D tablets. Apparently Vitamin D is really good for anxiety and depression
@@beastvader No one ever said that to me man !! Surely i'll follow this tip.💫
@@abhisekhbaraily4077 No worries brother. Also, when we're alone for a long time with our thoughts then it makes us more depressed (even me!). So I'd recommend spending more time with happy and good people, either friends or family members. This is so that your mind is busy and doesn't wander into negative thoughts. Also, always try to think positive and be happy and grateful that you exist in this beautiful world. You can get through this! My prayers are with you 🙂
@@beastvader 🙏🍁🇳🇵
The ending is classic 😂😂😂.
I love that, Khabib calls his bear friend in. Bear: I just want to maul people!!
This is the first time Khabib got intimidated by someone lol 😂
well its jon jones on steroids, nothing can beat that lmao.
@@EldenKing18 wait until you see nganou with steroid
@@smokemachine7892 ok, lets be real...there is no way Francis isn't on something, if he is natural then.....GODDAMN what freak genetics.
@@EldenKing18 The dude grew up constantly digging sandmines on basically no food, he's got some crazy genetics alright
@@smokemachine7892 lol that would be scary af 🤣🤣
Khabib the eagle making a seagull noise to call a bear 😂😂 anything is possible with Mojahed
Is that bear is Chimaev?
i just realized eagles don't even make that noise lmao
@@elijahwilliams3728
Eagles sounds ugly af. In movies they use hawk sounds cuz it sounds dope but eagles are some huge beasts with ugly bird calls
Have you ever seen a seagull?
@@areawen8266 No, I haven't seen Gull. Who's he?
Can’t beat Dana whites’s character and his laugh
The bear is P4P best character in those cartoons🤣 damn i missed seeing him
Not even close to being the best animation character in this ufc series lol. Best character has to be Conor LMAO
@@gucciserg8093 unbreakable taitaynium SHINBONE
@@gucciserg8093 Let's be real dana is the main character and he makes this so good
He just wants to maul people.
Anyone else burst out laughing when the bear groaned as Jon eye poked him? Holy shit that was good.
I pulled my phone out to check UA-cam just to check if this channel made a drop. Thanks for making my Friday 🙌🏻. Mojahed is the gift that keeps giving. Bless
The Mojahed universe keeps growing into the most interesting cinematic experience lmao
Wish this guy can make a long movie, i would pay for that and screw netflix
Certainly more entertaining than some modern crap movies i could mention
@@johnny-of5eb Like Space Jam 2?
Jones sleeping under his bed 😂😂
“It’s USADA approved.” Injects Jones with pictograms 😂😂😂
The "this is not good match-up for me" had me dying 😂
Jon Jones hasn't fought in 2 years, he shouldn't be in the P4P rankings if you ask me.
until he fights again
@@lfihaipp So why is GSP not in the rankings then?
Jones is clearly not fighting anyone. He has no intention to fight.
@@lfihaipp yep no one have tested positive so many times in a row without being kicked out. Ruined Nick's career, Matt Riddle, but crashing, breaking laws, and being a junkie makes you #4# No.1
@@lfihaipp p4p is for recent performances not for over all accomplishments, usman is definitely better than jones for recent performances, jon hasn't fought in 2 years, he is one of the goats but p4p list is completely different.
Jones lost his last two fights. The Dominick Reyes was clearly a loss. He's not the same since he was popped for PED. Jones is a 🤡.
The top 15 rankings and the P4P rankings have always been lame and bad... They may as well put GSP, Anderson, Randy, Lidell, DJ, and others back on the list. If you don't fight within 12 months, you should be removed or go away from the top spots...
"MOJAHED WAS ALWAYS OUR FRIEND❤️" -MMA Fans
Cringe
Shut up"
Dana deceiving Jones and putting Conor in No.1 position and Dana himself injecting the USADA approved thing to Jones!!😂😂👌👌
Masterpiece as always!
Bear ' i just wanna maul people' this is d best part
When Khabib and Dana are together it’s always hilarious 😂
dana’s doorbell gets me every time 🤣
What is that sound clip from 😂
@@TreeKharma not sure it funny tho 😂
Guys listen to Daniel Cormiers door bell it is the funniest
My favorite part aswell 😂
1:18 I was trying to figure out where that sound came from and I FINALLY remembered it's the Sonic jump!
Mr. Fudailat, we all want a full length feature film from you!
I would love to see your History of the UFC.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'd actually pay to see that, unlike a UFC PPV
When Jon eyepoked the bear 😂 💀
Conor and Dana are the gifts that keep on giving 😂, but Mojahed is on 🔥 these days, Keep em coming man!🙌🏽
This Guy is incredible only true MMA community gonna understand the details
Been going through very tough times at the moment, this is a light in my day. Thank you.
“It’s usada approved” lmfao 😂😂
Khabib: Kamaru is numba one poun-
Jon Jones: hold on brother I’m still fighting
Usman foot stomping 'do somethin, do somethin' is hilarious. Great stuff.
The punch effects and the way they take the punches are SO good. I can see him making a video game of this kind
It's always so funny when Dana says 'he was never my friend' xD
Mojahed should have his own ufc comics 😂😂
Gentlemen of culture, we meet again
HAHAHAHA This dude actually made Jones poke the bear in the eye 😂😂🤣🤣
Its kinda sad that Jones is still P4P when his last fight was almost 2 years ago, its unfair to other fighters who are active especially Kamaru. I truly do not understand why the ufc gives him such special treatment since he has nothing else to give besides his skills and that was a long time ago.
Idk, maybe the entire decade of dominating the very best of his division while other great champs have come and gone (including Khabib). Just a thought.
@@mr.poopybutthole2912 He had enough time holding that No1 spot, now its time for other equally worthy champs... Btw he can always comeback to reclaim it if he is "active".
Especially when 2 of his "wins" could have went ether way.
Because maybe theyre afraid if Jones isn't no.1 he'll leave the ufc
@@rinopw4262 He can't just leave, he's on a contract. They might be scared he'll retire.
How Brendan Schuab closes his fridge after making a vanilla frappe 0:12
🤣🤣
Dana “khabib khabib!”Always gets me
Conor : Ironman
Bisping: X Men
Khamzat: Twilight
Jon Jones: Fantastic beasts
Jon Jones
The best gram for gram fighter in the world.
😂
mcgregor; hold my gram.
And Conor says...Hold my 12 grams all Proper like.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:12 “You deseeerve it” 😁
His content is getting better every day... Keep the good work going. Super entertaining...
Heavyweight Jon Jones with the classic eye-poke.
John splattering Usman on the wall like an insignificant fly not once but twice had me on the floor laughing.
Dana moving Conor to the top 🤣🤣🤣😜
Jon Jones sleeping under his bed is just gold 🤣😂🤣
I see the bear has taken his first L. 😥
He has two losses cuz of Khabib I think
That Dana White ring bell LMAO got me 😂
This one was so funny. Thanks a lot Mojahed for this great video.
UFC: exists
Mojahed: it's free memestate
Lmaooooo dana will never give up on Conor
Dana's love towards conor unconditional 😂😂 ..he is ma kid
HOW TF is Jones p4p over Usman? Do ppl not know what that means. That doesn't mean who is the greatest ever, that means who is the greatest RIGHT NOW. So in the last 2 years. Jones has not been anywhere NEAR as dominant as Usman. Arguably lost his last two fights. And he hasn't fought in over a YEAR. Usman is dominant, finishing his opponents brutally, and is the most active fighter in the UFC. Case closed.
And he hasn't faught in almost 2 years so i honestly don't understand why he's still ranked as number 1 in the ufc p4p ranking
What are you talking about? Chael Sonnen is P4P king, everybody knows it.
Jones has legacy over Usman, Usman will take the reign in 2-3 years for sure.
Jon Jones is the goat at making internet losers have a mental breakdown due to pure rage
and the fact that khabib replace Jones as p4p number one when he fight once a year show that UFC p4p ranking is about popularty lol its should be usman to be p4p at the time and now not Jones or khabib
Dana putting Conor as P4P #1 is the most hilarious thing I've ever seen🤣🤣🤣
Everything about this one is kick-ass what a great job dude keep them coming.
The funniest part was Khabib kicking Dana's ass
The Khabib Bear Damn! 😂😂😂
Usman squatted on the wall has got me rollin’ 🤣🤣🤣
Every time Jon Jones is in a video I look forward to the Looney Tunes set in the background with him running with “a pinch of salt” in his system, gun in hand 😂
This stuff just keeps getting better and better.
Khabib is the type of guy who say "i can beat you easily" but than calls a bigger bear to do his job instead of him
"Please dont punch , someone's face , nobody feels good". 😂😂
Man 😂😂 I'm dead when dana placed Conor's card on top 😂
Just keeps getting better!
That’s is hilarious 😆 Dana & his Conor panties with the changing ranks love it 😊 😂 haha 😂
When he put Conor I started dying😭😭
The best cartoon show ever ❤️
The Revenant has nothing compared to this bear scene lol
The ending, Conor as the no.1P4P fighter lol hilarious 😂😂😂
All appreciation to mojahid
" You deserve it 🎶🎶"
Jon hiding and sleeping under Dana's bed? Why I'm not surprised 🤣
He was sleeping under his own bed. Not Dana’s haha.
"Please don't punch someone face... nobody feel good" 1:55 😂
You need to be an insider to know. Now you know 🦷
Jones sleeping under his bed just killed me🤣
I love how Mojahed shades Dana so hard
Khabib kicking dana's ass had me dead🤣🤣🤣
Mojahed to his fans:
”You Diseeerrrrrve Thissss”
assalamu alaikum brother big fan and Pakistan 🇷🇺🇵🇰❤️💪
I'll never get tired of jon running with a shotgun
I could watch this shit 24/7! Great work!
How often i already thought:"This was the best one by far!!!"... Many many times! 😅😁👌
True story: Whenever you think Mojahed has hit his peak he surpasses himself! Amazing talent!
This bell tone is much better than mememmemememem
Lol Dana opening the secret box with a booty scanner is hilarious 😂🤣🤣
This is just gold! Pure Gold!!!
Jones under the bed is so legend.
First time Khabib bear faced a real challenge
The creativity is off the charts 😂 Dana using his ass to open his top security vault of p4p list 😂
Unexpected but hilarious ending 🤣🤣🤣
the soundtracks on these are sooooo good!
Lol man Dana scanning his butt was the best part about it all
Birds of prey.
Khabib (The Eagle)
Usman (The Owl)
Conor (The Chicken)
The Eagle and The Owl LMAO
Khabib vs Usman would of been amazing 👏
When Jones jumped out from under the bed… I was done. tooooo funny.
Conor will always be his True friend
Khabib kicking Dana's ass off got me😂😂😂😂