I have to agree. The idea of Yellow Hat Guy is more of one that very few can truly understand. Only the greatest of darkened brains, night minds if you will, could play such a character.
You deserve an Oscar for that performance. And a Grammy. And an Emmy. And a Golden Globe. And the Super Bowl Trophy. And a free Nintendo Switch. Oh, and Pandora's Box.
I might have been more okay with destroy build destroy if it was on Nick. In fact why doesn't Nick have game shows anymore these days I miss double dare and legends of the hidden temple.
I remember that Cartoon Network show MAD doing a parody of this movie. It was called Ab-duction, and the whole joke was that Taylor was harassing random celebrities with abs by asking if they were his real parents.
than forgetting to bring condoms at a family reunion* 🙄🙄🙄 5 years and nobody corrected this guys mistake? fr? the "forgetting" part literally makes it an entirely different joke
And I think that film got more buzz than the Scott Pilgrim vs. ZA WARUDO!... ahem... The World. Ultra suckitude that is on par with Fifty Shades Blacker.
I KNOW, RIGHT?! In a perfect world, 'Scott Pilgrim' would've been successful! Not fucking 'Twilight'! If it wasn't for Marvel, I would've stopped going to the movies all together.
I remember back in highschool we all had a field trip to a college and then we all went to a movie. It was this movie and at throughout the movie somebody yelled "Turn into a werewolf". At the end I said "Boy that sucked"
I can't believe I didn't hear about this movie until now with all the so bad it's good crap I've seen. Speaking of which, the first part of Pan's story mode is out and I'm currently uploading part 2 so it'll be out today. Warning: It's hot garbage. I sure do hope Pan sees the whole thing when it's out.
13:24 not sure why but I found that sound effect you added to be a lot more funny than it should be. Also the way you edit things in general is amazing
He’s the guy that played Shark Boy, right? Let’s be honest, has Taylor Lautner ever been in a good movie in general? After reviewing his IMDB, the only good movie he’s listed in is Shark Boy and Lava Girl
I really hate the YA fiction cliche where the MC, for some stupid reason, HAS to be kept ignorant of everything, and has been secretly under surveillance since birth until the VERY MOMENT when the villains come knocking on his\her door, then everything is revealed and info dumped all at once and EVERYONE was in on it. EVERYTHING revolved around this one kid who HAS to be the ONE to save the world ALL BECAUSE his/parents were secretly special, amazing super wizards or gods or spies.
I remember my dad really enjoyed this movie, I was never sure why because I thought it was ridiculous but then I remembered my dad works for the Amtrak police
I love how the "Chemistry Teacher" takes off his prescription glasses like he's either Clark Kent or as if he just witnessed something amazing. I know it's not the latter so that fuck must've been Russian Soviet Superman, saving the motherland from scum that makeout on trains, I was rooting for him the whole time though no lie. There is just something very satisfying seeing the guy that every girl back in my Middle School fell in love the moment Twilight came out get his ass BEAT hard in his own movie. It's almost like his dad wanted to embarass him, because Lautners actually a very talented martial artist. Shame this movie didnt display that. I wouldnt have minded a cool kung-fu action packed flick and not... Whatever this is supposed to be???
Pan, you could have reviewed Shark boy and Laca girl. You could have reviewed the best bad movie of all time and brought justice to all Hispanics by reviewing a Robert Rodriguez movie. Review a Robert Rodriguez movie and fulfill your destiny
The train going in and out of the tunnel omggggg. XD That and the Spongebob narration did it for me! While I hope animation will always be your main topic, a few live actions sprinkled in never hurt anyone! Nice work!
I like that you list the song names and artists in this video. Shazam is a good app when tracks are not listed in the video or description, but it can't identify every song ever! Thank you.
I would like to make the suggestion of looking at the series Chaotic it was similar to Yugioh in that it was a show with a real world card game, except it had a fully integrated online version in the early 2000's the show was made by 4kids and I remember liking it, it ended due to 4kids wanting more money thus trying to sue the original game creator for full ownership
Micah Breeding im upset of the fact that we didnt get to see that maxor kid beat the remaining gym leaders and only got to see 2-3of them plus i hated the season focusing on the prehistoric maxor
remember when they made the art style look anime? edit: started out with flash animation then season 2 onward used this boring generic sonic x anime style.
"And when I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook." You can blow up my house and the people that raised me and you can threaten to kill me , but spare my Facebook friends.
tbh it's a better concept as a short film, remove the pointless relationshit stuff and other fluff, make it 30 minutes max and upload it to UA-cam for free or maybe as a final university project
Quickman may win Several movies made in places like Uganda have a kind of “narrator” or a person who talks about the movie over the film, kinda like a movie review that comes with the film itself.
Hey Pan just so you know if you ever wanted to do more movie reviews I think I speak for everyone when I say you have our blessing this was f*cking HILARIOUS
"But Nathan's dad ain't a rock star, Nathan's dad ain't shit, Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy"
Something you wanna talk about, Pan?
M H-W perhaps
I think that's a can of worms that's best left unopened.
Yellow Hat Guy is best character.
Night Mind what the f u c k I thought that was your voice!
Indeed
I have to agree. The idea of Yellow Hat Guy is more of one that very few can truly understand. Only the greatest of darkened brains, night minds if you will, could play such a character.
You deserve an Oscar for that performance. And a Grammy. And an Emmy. And a Golden Globe. And the Super Bowl Trophy. And a free Nintendo Switch. Oh, and Pandora's Box.
Night Mind I knew that was you!
"That's gross"
-_Adam Sandler_
57 Year Old James Bond brilliant
The only smart thing he ever said !!
You again!
You know you've gone too far when even Adam Sandler thinks its gross
@@y0urs03pic Nah , he's definitely said smarter things
If there's one takeaway from this review, it's that action fight scenes are enhanced by SpongeBob narration.
Matt Dean exactly
*everything is enhanced by spongebob narration.
Everything is enhanced by Spongebob in general.
edit: ...at least seasons 1-3, I mean.
Matt Dean so true
ShinyStarriNite Except modern.
I saw this movie and was like "Damn this sucks I gotta make a vid on it" Maybe I'll do more So Bad it's Good Movie Reviews.
Bring Nicolas on your High School Musical review
Do you think there's a So Bad it's Good Series/Cartoons? Or does the idea stop working on series?
Freddy Got Fingered would be perfect for this series.
You mean like the room .😁👌
Since you talked about Freddy Got Fingered so much, please do so.
"It must be Ramadan, because he's gotta GO FAST" *sonic music starts playing* Best pun ever made
Sara Zeru Lel
Hussain approved
I laughed so hard at that part, lmao
Underappreciated line, I cried at this part laughing
it's an old joke
dabduction
"I don't like that" - Sandler
qw000pz You know something is painfully unfunny when even Adam Sandler doesn't like it
"It's just not my thing." - David Spade
qw000pz David Spade’s reaction killed me too.
qw000pz that's how Bob the builder got a remake
"I dont like seeing you do that, its gross"
"That is one pissed-off chemistry teacher"
Best synopsis of Breaking bad
This is like a Nickelodeon original movie with a higher budget and older rating
And about 100lbs of shit slathered on top.
At First I Thought it was
Brendan Milburn yep
adam favuzzi It do remind me of Clock Stoppers.
How are you compare this to Good Burger
"Look. He takes off a white shirt, and puts on a black shirt. That's symbolism." XD
ComiXProvider FTW_02
Need to get a gym membership for that symbolism.
19:06 I was hoping with all of my heart you'd splice in a JASON at that part and you delivered.
oh hey jimbo
Jimmy Whetzel HOLY SHIT YOUR ALIVE.
Do a collab!
I didnt know you watch him!
Hey, it’s jimmy pretzel
Oh no Pan is going CN real on us.
No cause this is actually entertaining and it doesn't make me want to die
That's what I first thought too.
Ardilla Big Destroy, Build, Destroy was good. Mostly because of the fact that Andrew W.K. hosted it
I might have been more okay with destroy build destroy if it was on Nick. In fact why doesn't Nick have game shows anymore these days I miss double dare and legends of the hidden temple.
I've forgotten all about level up. I never even bothered to watch it. It's tv budget cgi looked atrocious.
Taylor Lautner's best role of all time is Sharkboy
Marie Oh shell yeah 🦈🌊🐚! ! !
He's Sharkman now
No. It's Youngblood from Danny Phantom!
No, that's just as bad as 'Jacob', or 'Nathan'. Hell, he's not even for for the MCU.
Marie I 100% agree with that
The part with Patrick screaming during the fight was hilarious. XD
171QA agreed
It made the fight scene more entertaining XD
Last time I was This early, Pan was still making a cartoon
Mystic Melody oh yeah that thing from the room tour. I thought Pan had started a project for CN or Nick or something
*insert Pan saying "Aww"*
*insert Kirby 64 death sound*
Abduction was flimed in my home town of pittsburgh
By pan making a cartoon he's always wanted to make one he just never has the time with doing youtube he's talked about it a lot
I remember that Cartoon Network show MAD doing a parody of this movie. It was called Ab-duction, and the whole joke was that Taylor was harassing random celebrities with abs by asking if they were his real parents.
link?
Wait, this movie wasn't about aliens...? I feel betrayed
nice seeing you here catbeweird
You watch pan!
THE MANIAC’S IN THE AMTRAK
TheToonGrump AGHHHHHHH
"More awkward that to bring condoms at a familly reunion"
"Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy"
-Pan Pizza, 2018
Sebastian Martinez 10/10 seems legit
TRANSGENDERISM
Yea
than forgetting to bring condoms at a family reunion* 🙄🙄🙄 5 years and nobody corrected this guys mistake? fr? the "forgetting" part literally makes it an entirely different joke
the spongebob clips x'D
shgurr
Made this video a 10.
I had to pause the video a few times because I was laughing so hard!!!
i have seen your videos.
Sarita Aguilar My throat was in pain from all the laughter I was doing.
theres always some other animator commenting on an animator's video. I find that cool and interesting
You know dabbing is bad when even Adam Sandler say's it's gross.
9:28 "oh no my balloons!" Never has there been a more perfect use of that line from the spider man 2 game
Remember that awful Vampires Suck movie and how it still got a ton of popularity because of the anti-twilight craze? 2010 was wild.
Matt Trulock really I remember people in 2010 shiting on it and calling it another stupid spoof movie like the rest in spoof movie .
When a parody of 'Twilight' can't even deliver on jokes, or surpass 'Twilight' in popularity, you fucked up.
Matt Trulock I actually have that movie lmao
And I think that film got more buzz than the Scott Pilgrim vs. ZA WARUDO!... ahem... The World.
Ultra suckitude that is on par with Fifty Shades Blacker.
I KNOW, RIGHT?! In a perfect world, 'Scott Pilgrim' would've been successful! Not fucking 'Twilight'! If it wasn't for Marvel, I would've stopped going to the movies all together.
the cut from the kiss scene to the train entering the tunnel, that's symbolism that rivals even Neon Genesis Evangelion
That "dramatic" music made me laugh.
'BUSHWHACKED!' #CinemaSnob
I feel like I've heard it in Looney Tunes before.
The 'love' scene had a sound effect that felt right a home in a 'Looney Tunes' short.
Marc Baker you realize Pan edited that in
I remember back in highschool we all had a field trip to a college and then we all went to a movie. It was this movie and at throughout the movie somebody yelled "Turn into a werewolf". At the end I said "Boy that sucked"
What surprises me the most is how much knowledge Pan knows about Taylor Lautner
Oh sweet new shoes.
Just an average kids that looks 25+ years old
Null/Loun seems legit
Taylor: "If you're the CIA, then what's my real name?"
CIA dude: "Nathan Price."
Pan: "Damn."
I died.
Pan: "Aw sweet new shoes."
I SAY ABDUCTION WITH MY DAD WHAT THE FUCK, I remember him going "it looks cool" and then sleeping after 30 mins
Amoon ouch
19:45 Why is it always so satisfying to hear the tf2 revenge sound?
Even adam sandler thinks dabbing is gross
Dream Bat you know dabbing is bad when Adam Sandler finds it gross
Is- is that *LIVE ACTION*
On *MY REBELTAXI*
*PAN FAKE A COUGH ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO IF YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED*
It's 2009 all over again.
I was an extra in this movie! Filmed in my hometown of Pittsburgh
Evan Huber (Sketchead Films) what scene.
Mark G. I was in the crowd at the baseball game
Are you the yellow hat guy?
Nemonite I can assure you that’s not me
I feel sorry for you...
What was that video of Adam Sandler dissing Taylor on dabbing. I need to see that
That fan art at 11:26 is hands down, the best Pan Pizza fan art I've ever seen!
Y nobody talks about it
Pretty sweet.
14:52 this had me crack up more than it should've, omg
me too
i know right
The MilanToon Channel I love how the audio fit perfectly with was happening
Amtrak, where we care, and we settle out of court.
My favorite was “it must be Ramadan, because he’s... GOTTA GO FAST
This is honestly one of Pan’s best videos. The timing of the jokes get me every time!
despite not an animation review, this was one of the funniest review of the show, it was like old school Nostalgia Critic, before the bad skits.
Adrian Dezendegui some of the skits aren’t that bad
Some diarrhea isn't as bad as others
I can't believe I didn't hear about this movie until now with all the so bad it's good crap I've seen.
Speaking of which, the first part of Pan's story mode is out and I'm currently uploading part 2 so it'll be out today. Warning: It's hot garbage. I sure do hope Pan sees the whole thing when it's out.
Mighty Raccoon
Hi Mighty
Wilfred Cthulu interesting
Somehow I had a very faded memory of watching a part of this movie. Could it really be that bad?
I remember seeing an ad for this movie. It was for a motorcycle or scooter or something Idk but I knew this movie was garbage before I was out.
JonTron would be all over this thing and upload a review ASAP.
13:24 not sure why but I found that sound effect you added to be a lot more funny than it should be.
Also the way you edit things in general is amazing
He’s the guy that played Shark Boy, right? Let’s be honest, has Taylor Lautner ever been in a good movie in general? After reviewing his IMDB, the only good movie he’s listed in is Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Mystic Melody shark boy and lava girl is a good Film?
John Handzlik Compared to all his other movies, yes
Mystic Melody o , okay
John Handzlik relatively
I only remember the MAD cartoon parody for this movie
13:20 - 15:50 was some of the funniest shit pan has ever edited together.
That age-progressed Taylor Lautner picture looks like one of those puppets from Team America World Police
Feliz ano nuevo.
My keyboard is american so that's spanish for happy new anus.
Yareyare daze
"That slick rick dabbed to his death" is an underrated line
19:19 Damn, Russell Crowe’s singing has certainly improved since Les Miserablés
Suddenly, that MAD skit with Taylor Launtner makes sense.
I really hate the YA fiction cliche where the MC, for some stupid reason, HAS to be kept ignorant of everything, and has been secretly under surveillance since birth until the VERY MOMENT when the villains come knocking on his\her door, then everything is revealed and info dumped all at once and EVERYONE was in on it. EVERYTHING revolved around this one kid who HAS to be the ONE to save the world ALL BECAUSE his/parents were secretly special, amazing super wizards or gods or spies.
I remember my dad really enjoyed this movie, I was never sure why because I thought it was ridiculous but then I remembered my dad works for the Amtrak police
Brendan Milburn idk, I love my dad but he doesn't always have the best taste in movies
Why did your dad let that guy on the train?
therock238360 interesting
Papa Pan back with another review
Gran Flakes の
Gran Flakes I saw you at TV last night
Pan Papa
Boneless Pancake What a nice cereal box.
0:50 this literally just happened in NY, kid found out he’s been missing since 2005
'That is one pissed off chemistry teacher.'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is literally one of my favorite videos ever 😭
That dude really aimed a revolver at a sniper that was super far
Dream dream dream dream dream dream...
Dog A dream dream dream
holy shit hahaha
Dog A Explain your reasoning
That fucking Doug "bomb in the lasagna" transition was fucking seamless. Good job.
I learned this movie because of that MAD skit.
Glad someone remembers MAD
Didn't expect the Luke Vader scene Lol. I thought you were going for Patrick screaming "LOOK AT IT!" in the movie theater.
12:46 Welp, the Amtrak crash finally happened... A train from Los Angeles to Chicaco crashed into a dump truck and derailed, killing 3 and injuring 40
I love how the "Chemistry Teacher" takes off his prescription glasses like he's either Clark Kent or as if he just witnessed something amazing. I know it's not the latter so that fuck must've been Russian Soviet Superman, saving the motherland from scum that makeout on trains, I was rooting for him the whole time though no lie. There is just something very satisfying seeing the guy that every girl back in my Middle School fell in love the moment Twilight came out get his ass BEAT hard in his own movie.
It's almost like his dad wanted to embarass him, because Lautners actually a very talented martial artist. Shame this movie didnt display that. I wouldnt have minded a cool kung-fu action packed flick and not... Whatever this is supposed to be???
Don't be ridiculous.he was just removing his limiter.
"condoms...family reunion" wait what
Pan I loved this. You need to do more of these.
18:00 was that Nick Nocturne just then?
Yes, that was him
[Inconspicuous whistling]
Night Mind HAHA I replayed that specific part like “wait- that isn’t... no fucking way”
Nick Noc it's Nightmind
This rebeltaxi video is with out a doubt the best and most hilarious video he has ever done to date he should do another one of these
" Oh I don't like , I don't like seeing you doing that , that's gross"
- Adam Sandler's response to dabbing
So this is what happened to sharkboy huh , it's good to finally know they continued his story from sharkboy and lavagirl.
Oh man, adding that audio from Sponge Bob during the fight on the train was halarious! Great job done! :)
Pan, you could have reviewed Shark boy and Laca girl. You could have reviewed the best bad movie of all time and brought justice to all Hispanics by reviewing a Robert Rodriguez movie.
Review a Robert Rodriguez movie and fulfill your destiny
"bad"
He could review Spy Kids: Mission Critical, assuming that's still happening
Mystic Melody laca?
+Quickman may win
c and v are cery vlose in the keyborad
AH!! A Floating CGI George Lopez head !!!!
The train going in and out of the tunnel omggggg. XD That and the Spongebob narration did it for me! While I hope animation will always be your main topic, a few live actions sprinkled in never hurt anyone! Nice work!
*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD*
I'm so glad you put that in
I hope this video blows up, I feel its one of Pan's best.
"Oh no my balloons"
Oh noooooo dooctoorrr cooonnooorrs claaaaas
5:08 Nice spongebob reference.
4:50 Researching missing kids who could be dead and making tasteless pop culture jokes
Hahaha! What a story Mark
I like that you list the song names and artists in this video. Shazam is a good app when tracks are not listed in the video or description, but it can't identify every song ever! Thank you.
I would like to make the suggestion of looking at the series Chaotic
it was similar to Yugioh in that it was a show with a real world card game, except it had a fully integrated online version in the early 2000's
the show was made by 4kids and I remember liking it, it ended due to 4kids wanting more money thus trying to sue the original game creator for full ownership
I loved that show back but man those character models have not aged well
Jaylin Sayuri
I understand for the first season but the second and third was a large upgrade
Micah Breeding im upset of the fact that we didnt get to see that maxor kid beat the remaining gym leaders and only got to see 2-3of them plus i hated the season focusing on the prehistoric maxor
remember when they made the art style look anime? edit: started out with flash animation then season 2 onward used this boring generic sonic x anime style.
Oh my god I loved that show!
18:30 anyone see the guy with the yellow finger try to help Taylor by blocking the guy from running up the stairs? 😂
0:09 I agree with Adam Sandler. That hurt to say.
"And when I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook."
You can blow up my house and the people that raised me and you can threaten to kill me , but spare my Facebook friends.
18:28 THATS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST JOKE I HEARD BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING
“It must be Ramadan because he’s gotta go fast.” *Que Sonic Adventure Battle 2 music*
The whole recognizing yourself on a missing child website was a pretty good concept. Should've dropped the spy stuff and keep it a thriller.
tbh it's a better concept as a short film, remove the pointless relationshit stuff and other fluff, make it 30 minutes max and upload it to UA-cam for free or maybe as a final university project
Pan your editing is gr8, the fight scene on the train w/ the Patrick audio had me DED
Why does every shitty action movie always have the Russians as villains lmao
We will never know...
Cause Ukraine
16:06 One of the best jokes in the video
The "oh sweet, new shoes!" part really caught me off-guard
It seems like Taylor's best acting comes out when he's just being a goofy party dude...That may just be because he might be that in real life
"I'm crash and these are the boys."
"Is that girl a boy too?!"
"Yes."
They have a girl drummer?!
^pops up a middle finger^
This is the best editing you have ever done :)
I love that you used Seto Kaiba's hacking theme for the covert scenes.
21:06 (Spits out drink)
You await my what-now?!
14:52 the movie suddenly turns into a Ugandan Action Movie
Brian De San Agustin I don’t get it
the spiritual successor to "who killed captain alex?"
EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU
Quickman may win Several movies made in places like Uganda have a kind of “narrator” or a person who talks about the movie over the film, kinda like a movie review that comes with the film itself.
Dew u know de whey?
14:52 Having that Spongebob clip in there made this one of the funniest things I've seen so far this year.
The use of the "oh no my balloon!" clip from spiderman 2 was brilliant!
Hey Pan just so you know if you ever wanted to do more movie reviews I think I speak for everyone when I say you have our blessing this was f*cking HILARIOUS
Even The Room is better than this mess
Boneless Pancake yeah, but the room is actually good, though
Gran Flakes lol no
I did not hit her, I did naht
Oh hai Captain Fordo
No, don't even try lmao
20:18 yeah uh, he hasn’t been in a movie in a long time.