ABDUCTION: Taylor Lautner's Worst Movie (@RebelTaxi)
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"But Nathan's dad ain't a rock star, Nathan's dad ain't shit, Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy"
Something you wanna talk about, Pan?
M H-W perhaps
I think that's a can of worms that's best left unopened.
This is like a Nickelodeon original movie with a higher budget and older rating
And about 100lbs of shit slathered on top.
At First I Thought it was
Brendan Milburn yep
adam favuzzi It do remind me of Clock Stoppers.
How are you compare this to Good Burger
I saw this movie and was like "Damn this sucks I gotta make a vid on it" Maybe I'll do more So Bad it's Good Movie Reviews.
Bring Nicolas on your High School Musical review
Do you think there's a So Bad it's Good Series/Cartoons? Or does the idea stop working on series?
Freddy Got Fingered would be perfect for this series.
You mean like the room .😁👌
Since you talked about Freddy Got Fingered so much, please do so.
Yellow Hat Guy is best character.
Night Mind what the f u c k I thought that was your voice!
Indeed
I have to agree. The idea of Yellow Hat Guy is more of one that very few can truly understand. Only the greatest of darkened brains, night minds if you will, could play such a character.
You deserve an Oscar for that performance. And a Grammy. And an Emmy. And a Golden Globe. And the Super Bowl Trophy. And a free Nintendo Switch. Oh, and Pandora's Box.
Night Mind I knew that was you!
"That's gross"
-_Adam Sandler_
57 Year Old James Bond brilliant
The only smart thing he ever said !!
You again!
You know you've gone too far when even Adam Sandler thinks its gross
@@y0urs03pic Nah , he's definitely said smarter things
If there's one takeaway from this review, it's that action fight scenes are enhanced by SpongeBob narration.
Matt Dean exactly
*everything is enhanced by spongebob narration.
Everything is enhanced by Spongebob in general.
edit: ...at least seasons 1-3, I mean.
Matt Dean so true
ShinyStarriNite Except modern.
dabduction
"I don't like that" - Sandler
qw000pz You know something is painfully unfunny when even Adam Sandler doesn't like it
"It's just not my thing." - David Spade
qw000pz David Spade’s reaction killed me too.
qw000pz that's how Bob the builder got a remake
"I dont like seeing you do that, its gross"
"It must be Ramadan, because he's gotta GO FAST" *sonic music starts playing* Best pun ever made
Sara Zeru Lel
Hussain approved
I laughed so hard at that part, lmao
Underappreciated line, I cried at this part laughing
it's an old joke
Taylor Lautner's best role of all time is Sharkboy
Marie Oh shell yeah 🦈🌊🐚! ! !
He's Sharkman now
No. It's Youngblood from Danny Phantom!
No, that's just as bad as 'Jacob', or 'Nathan'. Hell, he's not even for for the MCU.
Marie I 100% agree with that
Oh no Pan is going CN real on us.
No cause this is actually entertaining and it doesn't make me want to die
That's what I first thought too.
Ardilla Big Destroy, Build, Destroy was good. Mostly because of the fact that Andrew W.K. hosted it
I might have been more okay with destroy build destroy if it was on Nick. In fact why doesn't Nick have game shows anymore these days I miss double dare and legends of the hidden temple.
I've forgotten all about level up. I never even bothered to watch it. It's tv budget cgi looked atrocious.
Last time I was This early, Pan was still making a cartoon
Mystic Melody oh yeah that thing from the room tour. I thought Pan had started a project for CN or Nick or something
*insert Pan saying "Aww"*
*insert Kirby 64 death sound*
Abduction was flimed in my home town of pittsburgh
By pan making a cartoon he's always wanted to make one he just never has the time with doing youtube he's talked about it a lot
Wait, this movie wasn't about aliens...? I feel betrayed
nice seeing you here catbeweird
You watch pan!
the spongebob clips x'D
shgurr
Made this video a 10.
I had to pause the video a few times because I was laughing so hard!!!
i have seen your videos.
Sarita Aguilar My throat was in pain from all the laughter I was doing.
theres always some other animator commenting on an animator's video. I find that cool and interesting
"Look. He takes off a white shirt, and puts on a black shirt. That's symbolism." XD
ComiXProvider FTW_02
Need to get a gym membership for that symbolism.
Remember that awful Vampires Suck movie and how it still got a ton of popularity because of the anti-twilight craze? 2010 was wild.
Matt Trulock really I remember people in 2010 shiting on it and calling it another stupid spoof movie like the rest in spoof movie .
When a parody of 'Twilight' can't even deliver on jokes, or surpass 'Twilight' in popularity, you fucked up.
Matt Trulock I actually have that movie lmao
And I think that film got more buzz than the Scott Pilgrim vs. ZA WARUDO!... ahem... The World.
Ultra suckitude that is on par with Fifty Shades Blacker.
I KNOW, RIGHT?! In a perfect world, 'Scott Pilgrim' would've been successful! Not fucking 'Twilight'! If it wasn't for Marvel, I would've stopped going to the movies all together.
The part with Patrick screaming during the fight was hilarious. XD
171QA agreed
It made the fight scene more entertaining XD
You know dabbing is bad when even Adam Sandler say's it's gross.
"More awkward that to bring condoms at a familly reunion"
"Nathan's dad would call his own wife daddy"
-Pan Pizza, 2018
Sebastian Martinez 10/10 seems legit
TRANSGENDERISM
Yea
than forgetting to bring condoms at a family reunion* 🙄🙄🙄 5 years and nobody corrected this guys mistake? fr? the "forgetting" part literally makes it an entirely different joke
"That is one pissed-off chemistry teacher"
Best synopsis of Breaking bad
19:06 I was hoping with all of my heart you'd splice in a JASON at that part and you delivered.
oh hey jimbo
Jimmy Whetzel HOLY SHIT YOUR ALIVE.
Do a collab!
I didnt know you watch him!
Hey, it’s jimmy pretzel
That "dramatic" music made me laugh.
'BUSHWHACKED!' #CinemaSnob
I feel like I've heard it in Looney Tunes before.
The 'love' scene had a sound effect that felt right a home in a 'Looney Tunes' short.
Marc Baker you realize Pan edited that in
I remember that Cartoon Network show MAD doing a parody of this movie. It was called Ab-duction, and the whole joke was that Taylor was harassing random celebrities with abs by asking if they were his real parents.
link?
Just an average kids that looks 25+ years old
Null/Loun seems legit
THE MANIAC’S IN THE AMTRAK
TheToonGrump AGHHHHHHH
Even adam sandler thinks dabbing is gross
Dream Bat you know dabbing is bad when Adam Sandler finds it gross
Taylor: "If you're the CIA, then what's my real name?"
CIA dude: "Nathan Price."
Pan: "Damn."
I died.
Pan: "Aw sweet new shoes."
I SAY ABDUCTION WITH MY DAD WHAT THE FUCK, I remember him going "it looks cool" and then sleeping after 30 mins
Amoon ouch
Is- is that *LIVE ACTION*
On *MY REBELTAXI*
*PAN FAKE A COUGH ON YOUR NEXT VIDEO IF YOU’VE BEEN KIDNAPPED*
It's 2009 all over again.
I remember back in highschool we all had a field trip to a college and then we all went to a movie. It was this movie and at throughout the movie somebody yelled "Turn into a werewolf". At the end I said "Boy that sucked"
What was that video of Adam Sandler dissing Taylor on dabbing. I need to see that
He’s the guy that played Shark Boy, right? Let’s be honest, has Taylor Lautner ever been in a good movie in general? After reviewing his IMDB, the only good movie he’s listed in is Shark Boy and Lava Girl
Mystic Melody shark boy and lava girl is a good Film?
John Handzlik Compared to all his other movies, yes
Mystic Melody o , okay
John Handzlik relatively
I was an extra in this movie! Filmed in my hometown of Pittsburgh
Evan Huber (Sketchead Films) what scene.
Mark G. I was in the crowd at the baseball game
Are you the yellow hat guy?
Nemonite I can assure you that’s not me
I feel sorry for you...
Feliz ano nuevo.
My keyboard is american so that's spanish for happy new anus.
Yareyare daze
What surprises me the most is how much knowledge Pan knows about Taylor Lautner
I can't believe I didn't hear about this movie until now with all the so bad it's good crap I've seen.
Speaking of which, the first part of Pan's story mode is out and I'm currently uploading part 2 so it'll be out today. Warning: It's hot garbage. I sure do hope Pan sees the whole thing when it's out.
Mighty Raccoon
Hi Mighty
Wilfred Cthulu interesting
Somehow I had a very faded memory of watching a part of this movie. Could it really be that bad?
I remember seeing an ad for this movie. It was for a motorcycle or scooter or something Idk but I knew this movie was garbage before I was out.
JonTron would be all over this thing and upload a review ASAP.
the cut from the kiss scene to the train entering the tunnel, that's symbolism that rivals even Neon Genesis Evangelion
Oh sweet new shoes.
despite not an animation review, this was one of the funniest review of the show, it was like old school Nostalgia Critic, before the bad skits.
Adrian Dezendegui some of the skits aren’t that bad
Some diarrhea isn't as bad as others
14:52 this had me crack up more than it should've, omg
me too
i know right
The MilanToon Channel I love how the audio fit perfectly with was happening
Amtrak, where we care, and we settle out of court.
My favorite was “it must be Ramadan, because he’s... GOTTA GO FAST
Why does every shitty action movie always have the Russians as villains lmao
We will never know...
Cause Ukraine
Pan, you could have reviewed Shark boy and Laca girl. You could have reviewed the best bad movie of all time and brought justice to all Hispanics by reviewing a Robert Rodriguez movie.
Review a Robert Rodriguez movie and fulfill your destiny
"bad"
He could review Spy Kids: Mission Critical, assuming that's still happening
Mystic Melody laca?
+Quickman may win
c and v are cery vlose in the keyborad
AH!! A Floating CGI George Lopez head !!!!
Dream dream dream dream dream dream...
Dog A dream dream dream
holy shit hahaha
Dog A Explain your reasoning
I remember my dad really enjoyed this movie, I was never sure why because I thought it was ridiculous but then I remembered my dad works for the Amtrak police
Brendan Milburn idk, I love my dad but he doesn't always have the best taste in movies
Why did your dad let that guy on the train?
therock238360 interesting
13:20 - 15:50 was some of the funniest shit pan has ever edited together.
That fan art at 11:26 is hands down, the best Pan Pizza fan art I've ever seen!
Y nobody talks about it
Pretty sweet.
'That is one pissed off chemistry teacher.'
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Papa Pan back with another review
Gran Flakes の
Gran Flakes I saw you at TV last night
Pan Papa
Boneless Pancake What a nice cereal box.
I learned this movie because of that MAD skit.
Glad someone remembers MAD
19:45 Why is it always so satisfying to hear the tf2 revenge sound?
This is honestly one of Pan’s best videos. The timing of the jokes get me every time!
I only remember the MAD cartoon parody for this movie
That age-progressed Taylor Lautner picture looks like one of those puppets from Team America World Police
I love how the "Chemistry Teacher" takes off his prescription glasses like he's either Clark Kent or as if he just witnessed something amazing. I know it's not the latter so that fuck must've been Russian Soviet Superman, saving the motherland from scum that makeout on trains, I was rooting for him the whole time though no lie. There is just something very satisfying seeing the guy that every girl back in my Middle School fell in love the moment Twilight came out get his ass BEAT hard in his own movie.
It's almost like his dad wanted to embarass him, because Lautners actually a very talented martial artist. Shame this movie didnt display that. I wouldnt have minded a cool kung-fu action packed flick and not... Whatever this is supposed to be???
Don't be ridiculous.he was just removing his limiter.
19:19 Damn, Russell Crowe’s singing has certainly improved since Les Miserablés
Even The Room is better than this mess
Boneless Pancake yeah, but the room is actually good, though
Gran Flakes lol no
I did not hit her, I did naht
Oh hai Captain Fordo
No, don't even try lmao
"And when I'm finished, you'll be responsible for the death of every friend you have on Facebook."
You can blow up my house and the people that raised me and you can threaten to kill me , but spare my Facebook friends.
9:28 "oh no my balloons!" Never has there been a more perfect use of that line from the spider man 2 game
That fucking Doug "bomb in the lasagna" transition was fucking seamless. Good job.
18:00 was that Nick Nocturne just then?
Yes, that was him
[Inconspicuous whistling]
Night Mind HAHA I replayed that specific part like “wait- that isn’t... no fucking way”
Nick Noc it's Nightmind
"condoms...family reunion" wait what
I would like to make the suggestion of looking at the series Chaotic
it was similar to Yugioh in that it was a show with a real world card game, except it had a fully integrated online version in the early 2000's
the show was made by 4kids and I remember liking it, it ended due to 4kids wanting more money thus trying to sue the original game creator for full ownership
I loved that show back but man those character models have not aged well
Jaylin Sayuri
I understand for the first season but the second and third was a large upgrade
Micah Breeding im upset of the fact that we didnt get to see that maxor kid beat the remaining gym leaders and only got to see 2-3of them plus i hated the season focusing on the prehistoric maxor
remember when they made the art style look anime? edit: started out with flash animation then season 2 onward used this boring generic sonic x anime style.
Oh my god I loved that show!
The whole recognizing yourself on a missing child website was a pretty good concept. Should've dropped the spy stuff and keep it a thriller.
tbh it's a better concept as a short film, remove the pointless relationshit stuff and other fluff, make it 30 minutes max and upload it to UA-cam for free or maybe as a final university project
That dude really aimed a revolver at a sniper that was super far
*SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAD*
I'm so glad you put that in
13:24 not sure why but I found that sound effect you added to be a lot more funny than it should be.
Also the way you edit things in general is amazing
It seems like Taylor's best acting comes out when he's just being a goofy party dude...That may just be because he might be that in real life
This feels a lot like Nostalgia Critic. Are you going to called “That Guy Who Likes Goths”, hold on, you are already called that. Hmmm so maybe you are the next Doug Walker.
This comment didn’t age well AT ALL!!!!!
"I'm crash and these are the boys."
"Is that girl a boy too?!"
"Yes."
They have a girl drummer?!
^pops up a middle finger^
So this is what happened to sharkboy huh , it's good to finally know they continued his story from sharkboy and lavagirl.
Wait a fucking moment...
I WATCHED THIS MOVIE
Holy shit I remember this, it was so confusing and is kind of a guilty pleasure
Why?
Nemonite I honestly don't know
I watched it back in the day cause I was invited by two chicks I was into at the time. I didn't give a single shit what I was watching.
Right? I kinda forgot about this movie
Doctor Fuze I didn't remember until the Russian guy pulled the gun on him outside the stadium. Then I was like holy shit I've seen this.
"Oh no my balloons"
Oh noooooo dooctoorrr cooonnooorrs claaaaas
18:28 THATS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST JOKE I HEARD BUT I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Didn't expect the Luke Vader scene Lol. I thought you were going for Patrick screaming "LOOK AT IT!" in the movie theater.
16:06 One of the best jokes in the video
" Oh I don't like , I don't like seeing you doing that , that's gross"
- Adam Sandler's response to dabbing
“It must be Ramadan because he’s gotta go fast.” *Que Sonic Adventure Battle 2 music*
0:09 I agree with Adam Sandler. That hurt to say.
Hi I'm currently watching the movie again and it's "amazing" but did you know it's no longer 4% percent anymore but 5% percent. Good for it.
Wait, John Singleton directed this? The director of boys in the hood, one of the best movies of the 1990s? Youngest man And the first African-American to be nominated For the Oscar for best director? That John Singleton?!
Right?...jesus
Maybe it was only for some extra cash?
Review Max Keeble's Big Move, it is the BEST "So Bad It's Good" movie that it actually becomes amazing, it's actually one of my favourite movies. You probably would've heard of it since you used an image of the cover in a video of yours.
TheSloshieStarman or that middle school movie
AJ Diaz which one?
TheSloshieStarman middle school worst years of my life Is the name and its a movie pan saw in theaters and was very surprised by the twist ending
AJ Diaz I've never heard of it
TheSloshieStarman he mentioned it on the podcast once
Love this cartoon
Palum The manga was better. Fight me.
Hayden Hyde - Get outta here, clearly the light novel was better
Didn't Mad On Cartoon Network make a parody of this?
Pan I loved this. You need to do more of these.
Shitty Games.........Did Pan Pizza just called Call of Duty: Morden Warfare 2 a Shitty Game
Pan, You better run, Because Everyone is after you now
Would it be wrong to consider Abduction apart of John Wick universe , cause ot certainly shows signs of it .
13:32
If anyone makes a best moments from Pan. I just request this one
From tha director of Boyz in Da Hood
Missed opportunity for not including Drawn Together during the train clip
Boneless Pancake I honestly thought he was gonna
Or Jackie Chan Adventures.
Boneless Pancake "This shit just got too real real! Foxxy Love is outta here!"
14:52 the movie suddenly turns into a Ugandan Action Movie
Brian De San Agustin I don’t get it
the spiritual successor to "who killed captain alex?"
EVERYBODY IN UGANDA KNOWS KUNG FU
Quickman may win Several movies made in places like Uganda have a kind of “narrator” or a person who talks about the movie over the film, kinda like a movie review that comes with the film itself.
Dew u know de whey?
Non-animated movies? We bootleg JonTron now boys. Not that I'm complaining (considering JT's upload rate...)
Wow I forgot he invented reviewing movies
"That slick rick dabbed to his death" is an underrated line
John Singleton’s final film.
Let that just sink in.
damn....
This brings new meaning to the phrase “going out in flames”.
Never heard of this movie. Was it really that forgotten?
18:30 anyone see the guy with the yellow finger try to help Taylor by blocking the guy from running up the stairs? 😂
so many spongebob jokes
Sharkboy was his best role.
I thought Taylor Swift wrote Back to December for Taylor Lautner.
Tamera Farly Interesting... I guess
She claims to write songs for all her exes, so it's not surprising.
Tamera Farly she did
WOW, OTHER PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT THIS! I this was one of the shitty movies my friends and I rented from a redbox years ago for a movie night lol.
The "oh sweet, new shoes!" part really caught me off-guard
Oh, hey it's Sharkboy.
Blake Gilbert you mean sharkboi
Ewelina Kunysz oh yeah, and LavaTHOT.