Imagine being Alfonso and seeing a Florida man yelling at your caricature because the Florida man can’t play golf and thinks your caricature is in full control
Wii Sports does eventually get rigged. In Baseball, you have a higher chance of not catching the ball, throwing a fastball when you mean to throw a splitter, and hitting ground balls. Other sports like Bowling and Golf, not much changes, except the wind in Golf. Tennis simply gets harder AI. Nothing to be rigged there. Boxing seems to be like Tennis. Nothing to rig, just harder AI.
25:56 This tells you he lost his mind completely playing golf. Getting a chip-in is rare, he should’ve been more satisfied instead of a much rarer Hole-In-One.
19:26 tips and tricks, when you are on this level, make sure that the V in the trees at the top is in the middle of your screen, you want to make sure to clear those trees even if you land on the sand. Aim just a little more right
You can‘t do the exact same thing twice in real life unless you have absurdly extreme amount of luck or are playing a low quality game without randomizers👹
@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 Yeah. After when Mario keeps on using Yoshi to leap huge gaps, he will eventually come back to life and haunt Mario for eternity.
Poof: “It should be a nice, peaceful, relaxing, majestic, inspiring day on the golf course, I’m sure nothing will go wrong” Golf course: “he don’t know me very well do he ?”
Hax Bobbo That is, if you remember it afterwards. He'd probably throw the golf club when he gets really angry, and let's just hope you're not in club-throwing distance. 😉
Poof: "And that's my foot,can't put that in the video too much cause some of y'all are freaky" Also Poof: *proceeds to show his feet for the rest of the clip*
this turned out way longer than i expected
Bruh
That’s what she said
Poofesure ok
ok
ok
Imagine being a kid in 2009 making the mii alfonso as a joke that you put into the mii plaza just to see poofesure scream at him 11 years later.
Imagine being Alfonso and seeing a Florida man yelling at your caricature because the Florida man can’t play golf and thinks your caricature is in full control
Alex From Wii Sports hey Alex
Southwest Gaming ._.
I’m that joke
@@hayesp0706 LMAO
This man is singlehandedly keeping the wii remote industry alive.
Truuuuuuuuu
Literally single handedly
12:43🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chiz plays is also up there
Legit tho not gonna lie so so true
I love how poof curses the shit out of the miis, like he’s not in absolute control over their every action
idk whats funnier, the comment or the name lmaao
BEEF BOSS!!!
Beef Boss is his own entity.
Some of the miis he can’t control like Matt
I’ve played wii golf.
It’s so bad idk if it’s my tv but my shots never worked.
i love the way he talks to alfonso like alfonso is his disabled kid trying to play sports
at first i felt bad for laughing at this but then i remembered i am the disabled kid trying to play sports
.
😂😂😂😂😂
Theres literally beef boss
LMAOOOOO
"Golf and bowling should be pretty easy"
*sees that the video is 30 minutes*
oh boy...
Memeologist that’s not that bad
Heena Patel his others were low 20s and golf was supposed to be the easiest
DOMINATOR- Brawl Stars it wouldn’t have taken him as long if he would just finish our every game
Memeologist faaaaacts
bruh fr oml
i just find it hilarious how he breaks the remotes so violently and then does a really calm show and tell of all the broken pieces immediately after
This was the most thorough smashing of Wii remote yet.
Definitely
Wiimote*
You should make him a wii remote that he can't brake or else he has to give you something.
Why is CZworld here?
@@auroraaddison9904 cuz he daddy
He has gone insane, trying shortcuts over and over again and expecting different results lol
Vaas would be disapointed.
That’s literally the definition of insanity
Have you even played Wii sports 😂 for some reason that's how it works it screws you over one time and then boosts you for no reason another
That’s literally my sister
Vaas: You know, I'm disappointed in you *gunshot*
“We’ve already fucked up so many times that there’s no point in not going for it.” That hit me on a personal level lol
Go hawks! Injurys have killed us this year
Yeah thats how birds die
@@stratified6644 Hawks took the L
Classic sunken cost fallacy
I love how he talks to Alfonso, like he isn’t controlling him.
I wish he was nicer
@@hayesp0706 no
I love this in all you tubers they say “ITS THE FUCKING GAMES FAULT” yet they are controlling them
Wii Sports does eventually get rigged. In Baseball, you have a higher chance of not catching the ball, throwing a fastball when you mean to throw a splitter, and hitting ground balls. Other sports like Bowling and Golf, not much changes, except the wind in Golf. Tennis simply gets harder AI. Nothing to be rigged there. Boxing seems to be like Tennis. Nothing to rig, just harder AI.
“Golfen not to be confused with dolphin”
-Poofesure
i get those two very confused
He said "Golfen" or "Golfin´"?
I though he was about to -dolphin emulator-
recoveredpixel / stfu bot
@@recoveredpixel that's the best bait line to a shady website i've ever seen from a bot. ggs
12:41: Poof:”Oh that’s perfect.”
Ball: *does a u turn*
Me: "Staying up until 5 am"
The birds outside: 12:23
‘So IBCruchy, why are you always late at school?’ Um... I can’t sleep because of those stupid poofesure birds...
Geinige Valie il
Bro lmaoo
The rooster first thing in the morning: 7:49
My sleep paralysis demon at 3 am: 25:49
25:49 the return of the “ne he he he he”
I need a compilation of that.
Chip in! Birdie!
@@Kettterer I agree
I AGREE WITH THAT! He’s secretly kokichi u guys
@@ErikBrink607 yes bogey
12:01 Spongebob when he's trying to talk to the fish in rock bottom
Omg i remember this episode 😂😂 it was fire lol
Squidward wasting his money at the bubbles stand
😂😂😂
@Montgomery Gator :D
PLEASEEE
12:42 is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year
Lmao agree
When he says these games are rigged 12:42 shows proof that it’s true😂😂
"You gave it a rim job"
*“WOOheehahh* GAVE IT A RIMJOB!”
Gave it a rim job lol
Poofesure’s Wii Sports statistics:
Tennis: 19%
Baseball: 35%
Bowling: 41%
Golf: 2%
Boxing: 3%
Basketball use to be 100%
my tennis and boxing is higher than his bowling
The rawring dog basketball is wii sports resort not wii sports
I make it worse on every sport
@@hayesp0706 how worse -100% or more?
0:40
"Nothing can go wrong!"
New viewers: :D
Regular viewers: right....
28:04
Lol
Yeah true 🤣
@@StarStatik *unfortunately, something went wrong...*
*rapid, then rhythmcally smashes Wii remote* 🏳️🌈
The green: clearly breaks left
Poof: I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that
out of all the wii games to rage at
28:09 Alfonso staring soullessly into the golf ball
Alfonso is sufering of seriously wii abuse
14:59
"The ball doesn't dictate my life, I dictate my life!"
I'm using this quote from now on.
“That’s too much cheese on that taco”
Poofesure 2020
GoldenWolf912 also “ I would have liked a little more cheese on that nacho”
That's a good one
7:29
Didn’t need that much pepperoni on that pizza
Too many cherries on top
Should've called the video, "Hurricane Isaias Golfing Simulator"
Poof: complains about how unrealistic the golf is
Alfonso: literally has no arms
6:20 Abby And beef boss’s reaction to Alfie
This deserves likes
"that thing was going a thousand miles per hour"
*thats what she said*
Lol this is tooooio good
WABLAPU-WWUUU-...
WE MADE THAT?!
We made that?
5:16 I love when the crowd does that.
5 stages of poof
1 thinking he’s good
2 screaming at Alfonso
3 laughing hysterically
4 screaming part 2 electric boogaloo
5 screaming at aLfanso
Tag 2 electric boogaloo
You forgot him shouting "EaT mY aSs!"
6. Acceptance
This is so true it hurts qwq
7: sex insults.
12:55 when I time travel to the 1600s and greeted by a guy like this
EEEEEEEEEEYAYOYAAYOYAYOMAYAA... in da watar
@@funkystudent5403 UNDA DA SHEE UNDA DA SHEE
@@ethanh116 BAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Whenever poof does something good: I’m such a good golfer!
Whenever poof does something bad: ALFONSO
Game: Out of Bounds...
Announcer: N I C E S H O T !!
Ill admit, that can be very annoying at times
19:18
25:56 This tells you he lost his mind completely playing golf. Getting a chip-in is rare, he should’ve been more satisfied instead of a much rarer Hole-In-One.
19:26 tips and tricks, when you are on this level, make sure that the V in the trees at the top is in the middle of your screen, you want to make sure to clear those trees even if you land on the sand. Aim just a little more right
he never realizes that shit either - it’s honestly so funny that he keeps aiming DIRECTLY at the trees and getting mad when he’s in the trees.
18:50 Him arguing with the announcer is the highlight of my day
0:57 "I am such a good golfer."
Remaining 30 minutes: Just wait
4:57 when I'm wasted and trying to piss.
HAHAHA 😂
Lmao
“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” -Albert Einstein
@@reactornumberfour “Did I ever tell you about the definition of insanity.” -Vaas
*COUGH* 50 ways to die in Minecraft part 8 I think idk
i hate this expression so much
"No one of note ever really said this quote." -Me
You can‘t do the exact same thing twice in real life unless you have absurdly extreme amount of luck or are playing a low quality game without randomizers👹
27:57 *TOP 10 MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER STRUCK*
R.I.P. Yoshi Wii Remote w/ Wii MotionPlus Inside😢😢
Bruh it’s Yoshi wii remote with wii-motion plus outside now
F
Press F to pay respects
You’re Logo sucks.
Someone please explain why answering "Thanks" was so damn hilarious at 18:51
17:24 that was I can't believe it's not butter... because most of the time it's not butter
Pay respects to Yoshi Wii-mote at 28:01, he died vigilant and strong. But couldn't survive the attack of Poof.
You know what I found funny? Yoshi would always get abused by Mario and still come back to life.
@@toadinsidethewiiremote6893 Yeah. After when Mario keeps on using Yoshi to leap huge gaps, he will eventually come back to life and haunt Mario for eternity.
Galaxy_Kirby
Hai fellow Kirby!
The execution known as "1 Dozen Lashes" was too much to take.
@@kirbythestarwarrior_ hello :D
12:11 He gets so triggered when people clap for him 😂
12:23 CACAW 🤣🤣
*WHY ARE YOU CLAPPING FOR ME?!?!? I F$&KED IT!!!!!*
What is the best way to get rid of a dog
12:20
"it would have been an eagle KAHKAAAAH"
-Poofesure
August, 2020.
That part killed me 😂😂😂
@@king_Phil same XD
why is your name so looooooooong?
That name bro XD
7:50 sounds lile the squirrel from ice age
Like* 😂😂😂
Syd I think
Scrat
@@N0vaArrowww Syd is the sloth
6:49
when you eat two bean burritos from taco bell
It makes sense 😂
top tier
12:55 I'm on my way (The Lion Sleeps Tonight)
Best comment ever dude ... 😂😂😂😂
That one Italian guy at the restaurant: 12:58
HTKY 1O1 lol sure I’m Italian 😂
HTKY 1O1 I understand stand ed kid
HTKY 1O1 stupido ragazzo
HTKY 1O1 plus u probably used google translate knowing u
Just discovered this channel yesterday I’m obsessed. His rages are so funny 😂
Me: Sees the title.
My ears: Oh no it’s happening again.
"I have never heard this joke"
-nobody
@@therealpartyphil1369 this is horrifying
12:55 the deaf kid trying to warn the class that the quiet kid is reaching for his backpack
The video has been up for less than 13 minutes how are you already there
There is no possible way you got here this fast, go watch the whole video before you pinpoint times
Nick Magin I’m a man of the future
I refuse to say that I died laughing at this.
That’s hilarious dude
“I’m sure nothing will go wrong”
Famous last words.
Go cubs
"aww...."
"--uuUHHHHHH"
3:59
HMMM.
*_“IT DIDN’T LET ME HIT IT HARDER!!!”_* 😠
Me: (Sees he's trying to go pro on all Wii sports)
Also me: Sees *This is why I don't play golf*
*_Awww shit here we go again_*
26:53 When a gnome sniffs some good stuff
😂😂😂
Nooooo! 🖐️😭
😂
6:48 When you see a couple having premarital hand-holding
😂😂
🤣🤣
I don’t know what that is.
@@suicidemyass2332 holding hands before marriage. It's a Christian joke.
Ootfan788 oh ok thank you.
Poofesure- “Im sure nothing will go wrong.”
The Jinxer Machine: Now let me change that
ua-cam.com/channels/cYd6kaO7zsKpYkIo2NfqtA.html
@@kaleabbe8897 want me to dislike every video on that channel?
17:14 He says it with the same amount of emotion as AVGN going "I've gotta do it for Nimoy! For niiimoooyyy!"
Epic reference
24:45 had me laughing for 10 minutes
Bro I just saw this and kept replaying
Why is this so funny? 🤣🤣
Yessssssssssss
1:53 I need to start using this phrase daily.
And : « that too much pepperoni on that pizza » lmao 😂😂😂
7:29
same energy as darbian’s “too much in the juice department”
@@HopsterZz ok
But tacos don’t have cheese????
12:22 I wasn't paying attention for a while and the *CAW CAAAAAAAAAW* scared the hell out of me
*Sees title*
My ears: “guess I’ll die”
I can relate to that XP
18:45 “ no one plays golf in these conditions, why dose it exist?” - poofesure. People in a Scotland: “ am I a joke to you”
Hack To Scratch Golf People play golf in rain and when it is very cold or hot
Which Scotland tho? You say "a Scotland" like there's many.
Ah yes, *a Scotland*
27:55 time for smashy smashy
“The ball doesn’t dictate my life, I dictate my life” that is a great quote to live by
Him: This is gonna be peaceful and easy. Title: This is why I never play golf(video is 30 minutes long)
23:30 “Alright one more time of nine holes!” Little did he know he totally just killed his wii remote.
He didn’t kill it, he completely annihilated his yoshi wii remote with wii motion plus inside
Poof: This is gonna be a nice peaceful game.
*20:43*
25:53 why did he sound German lmaoo
He does omg
beastmode3576 yt bruh did that fly over your head
I'm pretty sure he's like half German actually
Vät ëes dë fückïng pöint öf präctïcë shöts
@@sypherden5594 r/
facepalm
6:07 tHE FACT THAT IT STOPPED MAKES ME
*CRY*
15:25 the witch under my bed at 3:00 am
Creepy af XD
mine sounds like 25:50
Netflix: are you still watching?
Someone's daughter: 28:00
What does that even mean
@@russellvanwagner8864 your soul is way too pure to understand this meme
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc what does it mean "Milk" in her mouth?
@@dswagjr8802 you will know, when you get older
@@GodzillaGamerFan-uu1uc bruh just tell me I ain't weak
12:00 when you want to get the last of the ketchup from the bottle
Poof: “It should be a nice, peaceful, relaxing, majestic, inspiring day on the golf course, I’m sure nothing will go wrong”
Golf course: “he don’t know me very well do he ?”
Poofesure: *screams at Alfonso*
The person who made him: Am I a joke to you?
16:20 When you don't have enough old spice...
best comment 👏🏼
I agree
12:23 when the rooster tries to practice his wake up call.
Hi are from eckleo’s discord server?
Oh hi
Lmao
12:21 that would've been an eagle... *CAW CAW*
26:20 "a light right wind, going left" cuz that makes all the sence.
4:33 and 12:00 Patrick struggling to blow a bubble in that one episode
Lmaooooo
Spongebob speaking to the folks at Rock Bottom be like:
4:33 Patrick Star trying to blow bubbles before “Lessons only 25 cents”
Lol
It was actually squidward
12:20
“That would’ve been an EAGLE! CAW CAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!”
Poofesure-2020
imagine actually golfing with this guy lol
I would love it
Hax Bobbo That is, if you remember it afterwards. He'd probably throw the golf club when he gets really angry, and let's just hope you're not in club-throwing distance. 😉
@@Loviemunks hahaha lets hope so
6:22 when you start your car and it doesn’t work
12:01
@@yeetushmm6073 LMAOO THATS EVEN BETTER
Please change your profile picture, it represents something sinister
@@ImaPizzaK not only that but that trend is ancient now
19:54 when my brother tries to apologize for beating the shit out of me
Poof: says he plays golf in real life
Also Poof: Doesn't see the green break left
27:23 best rage in my opinion
Poof: "And that's my foot,can't put that in the video too much cause some of y'all are freaky"
Also Poof: *proceeds to show his feet for the rest of the clip*
Petition to get Poof to play Geometry Dash
Reese Carlton I understand officer
Clark Hauser 😼
Kkgolem i wouldn’t mind that
Yes
We gotta do this
I love how he says “I dictate my life!” And he constantly chooses to blame the game for his mistakes.
Normal people: eagle
Poof: EEEEEEEEEEAGLE
CA-CAAAAWWW!!
woah that fanart of Dio in your pfp is really good, do you know who made it?
7:49 when your teacher assigns groups
8:46 I love how you aim at the tree and then get mad when it keeps hitting the tree
15:53 How you react when you lose a name calling battle to a 12 year old
The 12 yr old: C R Y
Anyone want to tell him that the wind increases with skill level
This is not true
@@SirTylerGolf my bad
I got a meditation add in the middle of him screaming...
UA-cam’s onto him
When you said: “The audience is gonna run out of breath from all there AWWWWS cuz we suck” I’m running out of breath from LAUGHING 😆
I was rollin' at that too 🤣
Poofesure: Why I never play golf
Me: OMG it’s happening! Everybody stay calm!
Procedure, procedure.
Me: *Looks at some of the jokes in the comments*
25:24
Yea like yours
@@wario6964 boi get outta here before you get folded like an omelet
*how about no*
And such an over used threat
@@theaviator1152 wow you’re so funny I’m totally laughing my ass off. Your joke it’s terrible so stop talkimg
When are we telling him that he is controlling Alfonso
Never
YES.
Yes. But the putting in wii golf is insanely sensitive and hard
6:48 When you are on the toilet and you're constipated
This is extremely accurate
God I don’t know whether to cringe at the accuracy or laugh
Nope, I totally don’t know what you’re talking about