Incorrect Greek Mythology Quotes

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  • @gwens3975
    @gwens3975 5 років тому +92

    Ares at Aphrodite
    Ares: *pulls away shower curtain* Hey are we - stop screaming, it's just me - are we out of cheetos?

    • @adamthegnoll1513
      @adamthegnoll1513 3 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 3 роки тому +5

      Nah, Aphrodite would be calm about a man (especially Ares) walking in on her in the shower. If anything, it should be Zeus and Demeter, or Poseidon and Demeter. ;)

    • @urfavishitaxx
      @urfavishitaxx Рік тому +1

      @@Kelaiah01 Yeah or Poseidon and Hera

    • @Kelaiah01
      @Kelaiah01 Рік тому +1

      @@urfavishitaxx ROFL, even better!!! XD

    • @urfavishitaxx
      @urfavishitaxx Рік тому +1

      @@Kelaiah01 lol

  • @trollkienofficial1225
    @trollkienofficial1225 4 роки тому +27

    Zeus: So, you like guys or girls?
    Artemis: NO
    Apollo: YES
    Athena: I like war.

  • @soleraprincessgongjunim3320
    @soleraprincessgongjunim3320 5 років тому +83

    /for once he's wearing pants/

  • @forodinssake9570
    @forodinssake9570 5 років тому +59

    After vodka quote, Dionysus is my life mentor

  • @onyx7332
    @onyx7332 5 років тому +36

    2:00 I’m finally fluent enough in Greek mythology and old enough to get this joke

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 років тому +2

      Oh thank god

    • @nuhamekk5914
      @nuhamekk5914 4 роки тому +2

      Wait I don't get it-

    • @satan1854
      @satan1854 4 роки тому +2

      @@nuhamekk5914 neither do I

    • @TheBlueMarbleNationalist
      @TheBlueMarbleNationalist 2 роки тому +4

      @@nuhamekk5914
      Jupiter had a kid with Ceres (Prosperina)
      Jupiter and Juno are married
      He once seduced Vesta in a dream
      He has a rivalry with Neptune, but still, is probably that Jupiter tolerates most.
      Dīs Pater is probably the only person other than Neptune that doesn't loath Jove, however, Jupiter would never seduce him, like Vesta, Europa, Juno, Demeter and/or Nemesis

  • @Kelaiah01
    @Kelaiah01 3 роки тому +8

    1:53 I once came up with my own versions:
    Zeus: "From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as 'Eagle 1'.
    "Hera is 'Been There Done That',
    "Ganymede is 'Currently Doing That',
    "Demeter is 'Hera Doesn't Know',
    "Aphrodite is 'Hera Suspects',
    "and Hestia is 'Eagle 2'."
    Hestia: "Really dodged THAT lightning bolt."
    Aphrodite: "From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as 'Swan 1'.
    "Hephaestus is 'Been There Done That',
    "Ares is 'Currently Doing That',
    "Dionysus is 'It Happened One Drunken Night',
    "Hermes is 'I Was Curious If It Really Is That Big',
    "and Apollo is 'Swan 2'."
    Apollo: "Picky little floozy."

  • @lord_kyjax4450
    @lord_kyjax4450 5 років тому +53

    This was very well done. And you have a very pretty voice.

  • @fantasyshadows3207
    @fantasyshadows3207 4 роки тому +10

    The first one is inaccurate, everyone knows you got to steal those chicken nuggets!

  • @charlottevanrenterghem5
    @charlottevanrenterghem5 5 років тому +11

    This made my day!

  • @Integer_Overload
    @Integer_Overload 5 років тому +12

    Bonetrousle?!!
    *!!!!!*

  • @bokutossowlmate874
    @bokutossowlmate874 5 років тому +6

    the ending tho
    ‘IT’S MI-‘

  • @angelachao9237
    @angelachao9237 5 років тому +13

    I laughed so hard on the first one 😂😂😂

  • @ironidoit4721
    @ironidoit4721 5 років тому +17

    Boop

  • @broseidon1658
    @broseidon1658 5 років тому +18

    I had to see this.
    And lemme just sub to you real quick.

  • @pantherflambee
    @pantherflambee  5 років тому +13

    yo guys, already 1000+ views ?! you're all awesome !

  • @nicosuarez2235
    @nicosuarez2235 5 років тому +31

    Hahahaha that was great!

  • @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch
    @fjakjcwjcjjwjcch 5 років тому +21

    Awesome!
    *also, third*

  • @olivia_14_fiz
    @olivia_14_fiz 5 днів тому

    zeus : if i had to pick a dude is poseidon
    poseidon : i choose pelops
    zeus : awh

  • @nj7920
    @nj7920 5 років тому +4

    2:09 i dying oh nu

  • @christinahodges8929
    @christinahodges8929 5 років тому +5

    Amazing❤❤❤

  • @isobelmiller7464
    @isobelmiller7464 Рік тому

    2:13 A Greek god mentioning the Christian God? Madness.

  • @roseforest8950
    @roseforest8950 4 роки тому +3

    Would you do ones with Greek and Norse pls also was really funny and a thank you so much

  • @catsandclassics
    @catsandclassics 4 роки тому +3

    Where are you from? I don't recognize your accent and I'm curious.

    • @pantherflambee
      @pantherflambee  4 роки тому +1

      I'm from France, thanks for asking ^^

    • @catsandclassics
      @catsandclassics 4 роки тому +1

      Skull Breaker
      Cool. I’m just from boring old America. I want to move somewhere else when I grow up though.

  • @accordingtosophia
    @accordingtosophia 5 років тому +2

    If you don't mind me asking, where are you from? You have a very distinct accent!

    • @pantherflambee
      @pantherflambee  5 років тому +1

      I'm french, thanks for asking !

    • @soleil8726
      @soleil8726 5 років тому +1

      @@pantherflambee oh thats why (:

  • @nancybehrmann7762
    @nancybehrmann7762 4 роки тому +1

    Dionysus: Can you hear it...? The Ocean...it wants
    Poseidon: *Regretting Life Choices*
    Percy: W u t -
    Me IRL: Wait if you drink too much seawater that can happen?-
    PoV: The gods got teleported to Camp-Half Blood during dinner so they were all in one place and they didn’t know also I we are there so this is what happened
    Zeus: Poseidon will be “If I had to pick a Dude”
    Poseidon: Why You Gotta Do Me like That Bro-
    Percy: W u t ? -
    Grover: *holding in laughter*
    Annabeth: What the-
    Y/n: Wait does that mean your Bi?-

  • @wondersful13
    @wondersful13 5 років тому +3

    Hilarious

  • @ravenwish1620
    @ravenwish1620 4 роки тому +2

    Oof