Coffee is the only answer the pure rush from heavenly caffeine is comparable to the feeling of practicing the 2nd amendment using every once of 100% unadulterated testosterone in your body
It's crazy how over the course of 50 years the stereotype for British people went from everyone is just Benedict Cumberbatch, to everyone is either a bald overweight middle aged man or a teenage boy that only wears puffer jackets and neither of them speak anything that remotely resembles English.
I'd just like to point out that the Rope Dart in _Black Flag_ would let you hang guards from trees like the fucking Predator, and no AC game has been that imaginative since.
Martincito and Fleek together would cause some kind of catastrophic entity to form, I'm sure. Throw in Max0r and we'd probably cause Time to turn inside-out.
@@ClassicJoyfulMemoriesshush, go take your microwaved leaf water elsewhere. JK Tbh I don't even like tea and I'm British. I have no shank in this knife fight.
I'm a brit and I say 100% of every bri'ish joke/stereotype in this video is 100% wholly true and accurate, jolly good show, pimp. Avva sippa your best char coz you's an honorary brit now mate. God bless. Ta-ta. Keep raggin' on the frogs.
Probably the best Fleek video out there. You clearly understood this video was perfectly cooked when you took it out that oven. I feel so British I might just go out for a fag and bring my butter knife with me
This is a better history of Bri'ain than PBS EVER made. I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I watched a video of bobbies trying to take down a guy with a knoife.
After 10 years and countless replays, last week I discovered a new takedown in Black Flag. Turns out you can do a run up on a wall that's too high to climb and cheese an aerial takedown if there's an enemy behind you. I have at least 1000 hours in this game. Never found this before. It's like the swing off a horse or the vault from the older games. Just a treasure trove of hidden gems.
Spontaneously running into a wall then instantly mashing out an air assassination is a pretty effective way to extend your kill range during chases in the old games. Ofc then you gotta shake off the guards because _everybody_ saw that stunt,
Yeah, that rotary washing line really did change the world. It can't compare with anything the British have accomplished...lol. Jet engine, first programmable computer, t.v, telephone, and a hundred other life changing inventions mean nothing compared to the achievements of Australia. 😅😅😅😅
You described so eloquently how my experience in Assassin's creed went. The French game was so buggy I had a progress blocking glitch on the level where the tower was on fire. I gave up. All those trailing missions for nothing. I had somehow already acquired one of the best weapons in the game too. I never bought Syndicate. Until recently when I saw it wallowing at my local video game store for a fraction of the price.
Fun fact. Due to linguistic drift over the centuries, the current Australian accent is closer to the Victorian era British accent than the current Bri ish accent is. The Old Bush Vernacular also has some wacky hijinks that make mimicking other colonial accents easier for us. Allowing us to infiltrate Boston harbour with ease. We are literally a better version of them in every conceivable way. We drink tea AND coffee. Plus we chill our beer. Fuckin hell.
@@VikingKong. Yeah mate. I got my information about England from living there for a while. I'm you. Just less chav and more bogan. And able to win at cricket.
That ending is actually historically accurate Some idiot will wander off talking smack about bri'ish and tea then a legion of bri'ish completely shit faced on tea will come up and shank ya
I gotta say I at least had fun with the way the assassination missions in the story were set up. They were relatively on-rails setpieces, sure, but since we weren't allowed to have linear parkour segments that make you feel cool when you do them perfectly anymore (as Ubisoft had apparently decided that one of the most praised mechanics of the series must suck now) I can at least make do with semi-linear infiltration and murder segments that make me feel cool when I do them perfectly. Can't say I have much good to say about the rest of the game though. The only reason it isn't objectively a worse game than Unity is because Unity was pushed out of development half-finished with seemingly zero testing.
Droppin a like. Pimps gunna need one for all the braincells he had to destroy to learn that "language" to properly convey what its like to be those "people"
Syndicate was bound to fail due to Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn were consulting during the entire development proces. Who besides their Third Wave drible; also were of the opinion the franchise (and gaming in general) was to violent. For a long time Syndicate for me was the worst Assassin's Creed; till they made Odyssey & Valhalla.
If you're looking for takedown variety, what you need is multi-finishers. I know *you* know that cause I can see you doing them in the footage, so I'm not sure what to tell you When you fight high enough level enemies *every* projectile will start to fail at headshots. They'll even start to shrug off the berserk blade like nothing happened! Yes that's right, *this* was the first game to do that nonsense, not Origins. Fortunately you can grind up to level 10 really fast by abusing the fighting ring, but at that point you have so much HP that nothing ever becomes a challenge If you think the kukri is weak, you should see the other weapon types. Those always guarantee the lowest number of hits to kill. Grinding levels will also help with your melee damage so you can pretty much just hit everyone once and then you'll get a multi-finisher, making it feel a bit more like the older combat systems Lol what version did you play? It's well-known Ubisoft doesn't playtest their games, but I've never seen Syndicate break like that. I hear it's pretty rough on the new consoles, though If you really want to kill people as old woman Evie, you totally can. Whenever you use a spike on someone you can ground stab them immediately to get it back. This already gives you infinite instant kills, but as they run in fear you can also throw a knife or voltaic at them to keep them from getting away while you execute them. You can tackle one guy, throw a knife at another, and still have enough time to ground stab him. When you successfully scare every enemy you'll leave combat stance and are allowed to aim the gun again for those juicy headshots, which are much more consistent since the level scaling is very tight. Once you figure out how to string these together Evie becomes more brutal than even *Connor.* Relish in the screams of your enemies as they try to get away before getting their arms pinned to the pavement and shot in the back of the head
Excellent video mate, but as an actual English Twat I have one complaint. London is in the south so no one would wear a "norf FC" shirt without being promptly shanked.
I know it's satire, but I feel your portrayal of Bri'ish people is inaccurate - the government is too weirdly restrictive about knife ownership to let dogs have them.
Speaking of being idle in AC games, I want to say it was in Brotherhood where I was looking at my laptop for a bit and a thief ran up and knocked me over while taking a bunch of my coins.
Fleek talks almost perfect British. So good, that I, a German am loading an American shotgun with tears so big and salty that it could be called english. "I'm sorry pimp, forgive me!"
Tank you Fleeky Weeky, another great meal (content) to provide to the starvation. You could feed a whole town pimp! (your funi) (dont stop making videos)
As a brit I was actually masfor a second about that intro segment but you know what that shit was pretty funny. Take my sub and move along, oh and you may have encurred the entire wrath of the Welsh for that one joke
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Coffee or Tea? (((choose carefullly) don't commit treason) Uncle Sam is watching)
cianide
Tea all the way.
True Bri'ish were born of the tea!
Milk
Coffee is the only answer the pure rush from heavenly caffeine is comparable to the feeling of practicing the 2nd amendment using every once of 100% unadulterated testosterone in your body
I like my coffee like I like my women. Dark and bitter.
As a brit, this is exactly what the UK is. Everyday I have to duel the local chav with a Stanley knife before going to work
"You have charles darwin in the game but you won't let me win the darwin award" joke is gold lmao
Can confirm, as a builder in the UK I am that chav with a Stanley
Any luck catching them swans then?
@@superleipoman it's just the one swan actually
You got license for knife duelling mate??
The Queen would be proud, on behalf of all Brits we thank you Fleek, truly a masterful representation of Bri'ish culture
Oi mate! Ya got a loicense fer dat positivity!?!?
@@owenlindkvist5355 Quick blud, e's makin a runner.
@@Sam-mi6cz I'd chase him, but I'm a flatfooted bobby.
@@owenlindkvist5355 Bit shit innit, let the twat ge' away.
Oi chief ya got a loicense for tha armor ya git?
It's crazy how over the course of 50 years the stereotype for British people went from everyone is just Benedict Cumberbatch, to everyone is either a bald overweight middle aged man or a teenage boy that only wears puffer jackets and neither of them speak anything that remotely resembles English.
for several years the most popular name for new born boys in england has been Mohammed.. make of that what you will
Lmao the irony
Is this a sentence?
Like real life
@@awakeandwatching953nobody cares nerd
Watching this channel grow from less than 1k to almost 81k is awesome. You deserve it Fleek.
yessir
"Pull your tongue out of my arse hole Gary."
yessir
Yessir.
yessir
“Turned the entire population into video essayist’s and critics” fleek don’t miss
Uh oh, hbomberguy is now working on the 32 hour video essay on Fleek.
I'm just super impressed how much Fleekazoid is skilled in Brit jargon
He must be British
It's a bit sad init?
He knows too well...
Yea bruv..its sorted innit
The problem is that the jargon was Southern, Norf FC types wouldn't be seen dead speaking in cockney slang.
I'd just like to point out that the Rope Dart in _Black Flag_ would let you hang guards from trees like the fucking Predator, and no AC game has been that imaginative since.
That was bad ass. Jumping onto the flag mast, then hanging some poor sailor. Got to admit. That was one hell of an introduction.
3 did that too but still I getcha
Rope dart was fun in ac 4, shame that they only give you at the end of the game.
Didn't it appeared first in AC3 ?
This was in AC3 first
"They put Darwin in the game but wouldn't let me get a Darwin award"
Deceased. Sir Pimp you deserve a scone for every breakfast
Fleek is literally Joeseppi+Martincitopants with longer and more frequent videos. This stuff is great.
Martincito and Fleek together would cause some kind of catastrophic entity to form, I'm sure.
Throw in Max0r and we'd probably cause Time to turn inside-out.
@@_Jay_Maker_ martin was in fleeks ksp vid
Don't forget the schizo incomprehensibility of Ssethtzeentach
As a born bred Brit I can confirm that you’ve perfectly encapsulated the essence of being British.
A man that dreams of Slaanesh is a man I can party with.
That's heresy bruv.
@@ultramarsfinest1536 Yes it is sir. Yes it is. Lol
The British lore is expanding
I love how much Fleek's stretching the "If it's British enough it's an insult" logic. 100% true.
Saying that at least we're not French might be the nicest thing I've heard anyone say about us. You really are an ally, Fleek.
At the very least, you're cousins thanks to Willy the Conq.
@@espio87 We like to conveniently forget that part.
As a Japanese person,one thing I can respect the brits are their exquisite taste in tea 🍵 👌 😌
PG Tips ain't that great mate
@@chudchadanstud Try Yorkshire tea then
Us American southerners have better tea!
@@ClassicJoyfulMemoriesshush, go take your microwaved leaf water elsewhere.
JK
Tbh I don't even like tea and I'm British. I have no shank in this knife fight.
@@ClassicJoyfulMemories the *ALCOHOLIC* tea 🇺🇸🗽
I'm a brit and I say 100% of every bri'ish joke/stereotype in this video is 100% wholly true and accurate, jolly good show, pimp. Avva sippa your best char coz you's an honorary brit now mate. God bless. Ta-ta. Keep raggin' on the frogs.
As someone born in Britian, this is beautiful.
I'm not even gonna ask how you can keep up that pace at this point.
Do your thing and dont try to die from to much Monster Energy 😂
As a scotsman seeing a youtuber I like rip into the English has never made me happier
'Sc*ttish 'people''
- every good human being
Surprised you could write this past all that cocaine you snorted. The endurance of the Scots never fails to impress.
Sc*ts are just as generically deformed as the br#ts except they've never accomplished anything in history.
Probably the best Fleek video out there. You clearly understood this video was perfectly cooked when you took it out that oven. I feel so British I might just go out for a fag and bring my butter knife with me
That intro was amazing. Non stop roasting. It had me dying.
As a brit, that was hilarious. I like how you nailed that everyone speaks like droogs from a clockwork orange
As a brit I’m in bits at this intro 🤣🤣 and yess you’re doing great 🤣✌🏾
This is the best place to learn about other cultures. I know so much more about Chinese, Vietnamese and now the British. BBC eat your heart out!
You've said words I haven't heard in the last 20 years, feels like I took a time machine back to the good ol days.
*I love how the first minute of this was just ripping the brits a new tea hole.*
This is a better history of Bri'ain than PBS EVER made. I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I watched a video of bobbies trying to take down a guy with a knoife.
As an actual British person (yes we exist).
I give this video, 5 bing bongs outta 5. Jolly good show!
After 10 years and countless replays, last week I discovered a new takedown in Black Flag. Turns out you can do a run up on a wall that's too high to climb and cheese an aerial takedown if there's an enemy behind you.
I have at least 1000 hours in this game. Never found this before. It's like the swing off a horse or the vault from the older games. Just a treasure trove of hidden gems.
Spontaneously running into a wall then instantly mashing out an air assassination is a pretty effective way to extend your kill range during chases in the old games.
Ofc then you gotta shake off the guards because _everybody_ saw that stunt,
This man just roasted the brits toasted them and served them a full English breakfast.
2:25
I personally wouldn’t trust any dream involving Slaanesh, but you do you, I s’pose…
It’s great to see your channel grow HUGE! PIMP keep it up
You really brought back old youtube.
Feels good man
I dunno, this feels pretty current. Because old youtube was definitely not this.
Great vid! Love your take on these games, since I stopped playing them after the aliens tried to warn me the Sun was going to kill us.
As a fellow Australian... You done hit the nail on the head. We are indeed higher on the tech tree than the brits
Yeah, that rotary washing line really did change the world.
It can't compare with anything the British have accomplished...lol.
Jet engine, first programmable computer, t.v, telephone, and a hundred other life changing inventions mean nothing compared to the achievements of Australia.
😅😅😅😅
@@prophetascending9021 English/German, English, American, American.
@@Novictus
lol...the last two aren't American, do your research.
British don't ruin someone challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
as someone of irish decent your depiction of the british I extremally accurate
Irish descent doesn’t mean shit it’s not British
The split second Ted K. reference was choice!
80k? I was here before and you had 12k. I'm excited this channel is growing, pimp!
i'm not eloquent enough to describe what i just witnessed, but i enjoyed myself immensely.
Fleek you truly are a man of culture. I’d like to see you grace my screen with an origins review cause gawdamn that game is long.
Channeling his inner brits fleek is getting even more powerful
If you're not watching this at 2x, you're not watching it correctly.
He's all 6's and 7's I'm tellin ya. 😂😂
That Riddick joke caught me off guard 😂
You described so eloquently how my experience in Assassin's creed went. The French game was so buggy I had a progress blocking glitch on the level where the tower was on fire. I gave up. All those trailing missions for nothing. I had somehow already acquired one of the best weapons in the game too.
I never bought Syndicate. Until recently when I saw it wallowing at my local video game store for a fraction of the price.
Every day I wake up and Britain exists :(
Sometimes, I can't even find the energy to roll out of bed when I realize this.
That's what gets me out of bed
Every video you release is an absolute BANGER like you don’t miss
How you manage to make every video more funny is beyond me😂
Life is hard, but a new feekazoid video always cheers me up, I'm depressed and laughing at the jokes, god bless you PIMP
As a paid actor from the movie set known as Australia I approve this message
Nothin tickles mi ding dongs like a yank doin the accent from old Blighty ! Great stuff bruv ! Keep up the good work fella
2:57 Careful, Fleek, you're beating the hornet's nest with a cricket bat!
How does this man not have more subs? Underrated channel
Fun fact. Due to linguistic drift over the centuries, the current Australian accent is closer to the Victorian era British accent than the current Bri ish accent is. The Old Bush Vernacular also has some wacky hijinks that make mimicking other colonial accents easier for us. Allowing us to infiltrate Boston harbour with ease. We are literally a better version of them in every conceivable way. We drink tea AND coffee.
Plus we chill our beer. Fuckin hell.
There are a lot of different accents in the UK. We actually don't all talk like orks from Warhammer.
And we do also drink both tea and coffee, and chill our beer. I don't know where you've been hearing these myths, you make us sound like savages.
@@VikingKong. Barely even human, I would say.
@@VikingKong. Yeah mate. I got my information about England from living there for a while. I'm you. Just less chav and more bogan. And able to win at cricket.
@@VikingKong. lies! We are all 40k Orks! 😄🇬🇧👍
That ending is actually historically accurate
Some idiot will wander off talking smack about bri'ish and tea then a legion of bri'ish completely shit faced on tea will come up and shank ya
2:45 *what a nice lad, I wonder what he does in his spare time*
UPS
6:43 I don't know why but I'm crying laughing at that pimp lmaooo
I gotta say I at least had fun with the way the assassination missions in the story were set up. They were relatively on-rails setpieces, sure, but since we weren't allowed to have linear parkour segments that make you feel cool when you do them perfectly anymore (as Ubisoft had apparently decided that one of the most praised mechanics of the series must suck now) I can at least make do with semi-linear infiltration and murder segments that make me feel cool when I do them perfectly.
Can't say I have much good to say about the rest of the game though. The only reason it isn't objectively a worse game than Unity is because Unity was pushed out of development half-finished with seemingly zero testing.
As someone who is British, I found this a perfect description of london. Plus fleek is funny af
WHAT ABOUT THE BLOODY BUDGET CUTS
Your production is so quality man
Droppin a like. Pimps gunna need one for all the braincells he had to destroy to learn that "language" to properly convey what its like to be those "people"
The fact you used the ONLY CORRECT tea as an example at 2:56 is just 👌
Amazing video laughing my ass of Fleek is an honorary Brit welcome to the Kingdom 😂😂😂😂🏴🇬🇧
I am a European, and the joke (or truth) about the French made subscribe. Keep it up, you are doing the Lords work here.
Syndicate was bound to fail due to Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn were consulting during the entire development proces. Who besides their Third Wave drible; also were of the opinion the franchise (and gaming in general) was to violent. For a long time Syndicate for me was the worst Assassin's Creed; till they made Odyssey & Valhalla.
Can't wait for the Watch Dogs Legion roast
If you're looking for takedown variety, what you need is multi-finishers. I know *you* know that cause I can see you doing them in the footage, so I'm not sure what to tell you
When you fight high enough level enemies *every* projectile will start to fail at headshots. They'll even start to shrug off the berserk blade like nothing happened! Yes that's right, *this* was the first game to do that nonsense, not Origins. Fortunately you can grind up to level 10 really fast by abusing the fighting ring, but at that point you have so much HP that nothing ever becomes a challenge
If you think the kukri is weak, you should see the other weapon types. Those always guarantee the lowest number of hits to kill. Grinding levels will also help with your melee damage so you can pretty much just hit everyone once and then you'll get a multi-finisher, making it feel a bit more like the older combat systems
Lol what version did you play? It's well-known Ubisoft doesn't playtest their games, but I've never seen Syndicate break like that. I hear it's pretty rough on the new consoles, though
If you really want to kill people as old woman Evie, you totally can. Whenever you use a spike on someone you can ground stab them immediately to get it back. This already gives you infinite instant kills, but as they run in fear you can also throw a knife or voltaic at them to keep them from getting away while you execute them. You can tackle one guy, throw a knife at another, and still have enough time to ground stab him. When you successfully scare every enemy you'll leave combat stance and are allowed to aim the gun again for those juicy headshots, which are much more consistent since the level scaling is very tight. Once you figure out how to string these together Evie becomes more brutal than even *Connor.* Relish in the screams of your enemies as they try to get away before getting their arms pinned to the pavement and shot in the back of the head
Excellent video mate, but as an actual English Twat I have one complaint. London is in the south so no one would wear a "norf FC" shirt without being promptly shanked.
Nuff said.
I've never been so insulted, and yet felt so patriotic at the same time. You're right, the Irish and Scots don't deserve to be considered Bri'ish.
Irish don't, Scots do after genociding the Irish and partaking in just as much colonialism as the English
Didn't realise we all still talk like it's Victorian times after we got dropped on our heads at birth 😭😂
I know it's satire, but I feel your portrayal of Bri'ish people is inaccurate - the government is too weirdly restrictive about knife ownership to let dogs have them.
Speaking of being idle in AC games, I want to say it was in Brotherhood where I was looking at my laptop for a bit and a thief ran up and knocked me over while taking a bunch of my coins.
🇬🇧😂 You Absolutely F#cking Nailed it Fleek💪 (you got a ticket for that) man's done his research 👌
Fleek talks almost perfect British.
So good, that I, a German am loading an American shotgun with tears so big and salty that it could be called english.
"I'm sorry pimp, forgive me!"
You gotta wonder how did they managed to rule the world.🤔
English food and English women made English men the greatest sailors the world had ever seen.
Your delivery in your rants is fucking phenomenal, hands down one of the funniest youtubers out there mate
At least 3 times in this video I thought "oh yeah, this is a video game review"
As a Brit, this was my favourite Fleek vid so far. Blimey tosser you really outdid yershelf this tiketytok mate
Syndicate is fucking awful, unity is actually quite good story issues aside
too french, 0/10
I'm so glad UA-cam recommended me this gold channel.
Imagine unironically being British. 😂
Better than being subbed to Destiny
@@josedorsaith5261I can 100% confirm that!
Legend states that the sun shines in London every 1 in 10 times Fleekazoid uploads a video. It's confirmed.
Tank you Fleeky Weeky, another great meal (content) to provide to the starvation. You could feed a whole town pimp! (your funi) (dont stop making videos)
I'm sent flying everytime someone gets stabbed and the anthem plays
You got surprisingly close, so fleek we welcome you back into the motherland you are now an honorary brit, congratulations colonial.
"Two sandwiches short of a picnic." Has to be an insult I will be stealing.
I don't think FLEEK got a loicence to make this video
Your ability to change your accent is amazing
Was expecting a Assassins Creed Shit Post...
Not a English Well Done Roast Special.
This the shit why i subbed you lmao
I cannot stop watching your videos we need those quality nice educational videos !!
As a brit I was actually masfor a second about that intro segment but you know what that shit was pretty funny. Take my sub and move along, oh and you may have encurred the entire wrath of the Welsh for that one joke
Lol - I didn't know there were outtakes from a Clockwork Orange. Now where did I put those eggy weggies?
You know your food is shit when all your best chefs specialize in your mortal enemies cuisine. (French)
we hate the bbc and most of us reject the tv licence as its only to watch the bbc
2:25 what sounds bite is that
Fleece I'm learning 😂😂😂😂😂😂,Ur videos are too tempting
the welsh being too far gone got me