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SOLDIER VS PHARAH RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)
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Two legends of military tradition and honor face off. You have the classic hard-nosed Soldier from Team Fortress 2 and then the goddess of justice, Pharah, from Overwatch. Who wins?
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SOLDIER VS PHARAH RAP BATTLE by JT Music (Overwatch vs TF2)
#overwatchvstf2 #overwatch #teamfortress2
"What kind of soldier works alone?"
76: **Visible confusion*
Lol
lmao
like 200
Rambo
"I fight for justice"
Everyone: *Visible confused confusing Confusion*
"You call yourself a godess. Now I'm atheist"
Well play.
This won it for soldier for me
Outstanding move
@@robdata9699 no matter what soldier will win, why? cause who can kill somebody who do rocketjump and still live
İd soldier is die he back stronger
Read comics magots
,,and what is a God... To a non believer!
“clearly, you’ve never read the Art of War.”
Yes, Pharah. He didn’t *just* read it. *He perfected it.*
He didn't read it, he wrote it
He didn’t write it. *HE INVENTED THE FUCKING CONCEPT*
he didnt invent the concept HE INVENTED WAR SO NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR
that way nobody could beat him in the ring of honour
NO. Heheheheheheheh HehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHehehehehehehehHeheheheheheheh
I'm in art of War you magot and did't read you you you magot no body like that b*** and rocket jump sounds not dangures İTS sounds cool
“You’ve never read the art of war!”
“Sun tzu said that, And I think he knows a lot more about fighting then you!”
Because he INVENTED IT!
@@rejvaik00 And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!
But Soldier can't read
And then he prefectted it
So no man can beat him in the ring of honour
A moment of silence for Rick May. Godspeed our soldier
Rip rick may
Godspeed you magnificent bastard. Godspeed.
*crying noise*
R.i.p. Rick may
He will always be victorious in our hearts
“Welcome to the future, I’ve got a jetpack.”
Some pyro main at home: *laughs in thermal thruster*
*did anyone mention me*
@@legomanas4702 me
In the background soldier flying around at Mach 12
Omg thats what I thought the firat time I heard this XD
"Any man comes at me airborne, I am turning into a meat cloud!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/39/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_05.mp3
"Let's show these muffin-tops what the wrong end of a Rocket Launcher looks like!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/c/cd/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_03.mp3
also:
laughs in trolldier
“Call yourself a goddess? Now I’m atheist!” Holy shit you just fucking killed her dude
verbal equivalent of a random crit
69 likes. Nice
@@brentrichardsen7439 LMAO
"Please apply cold water gently to the burned area"
Not really..
Pharash: The only soldier I know is 76.
Also Pharah: What kind of soldier works alone?
Grandpa 76: We need to talk.
Let me fight that 76 guy
@@ITACHIUCHIHA-qc6fecanonically, said grandpa would fold you in .5 seconds unless you're a roleplay account then idk
@@Alcoholic.uncle.He was repeating one of the lyrics at 2:30 .
@@tigerlover2853 fair
I like how soldier just doesnt want to fight her but wants to fight soldier 76
Pharah : Rocket Jumping? Seems Dangerous.
Trolldiers : *I am fluent of kicking your ass in 6 millions forms*
Y E S
Nice jet pack you have there, I have something better: A M E M E S P O O N
*abraham linkold disagrees with you*
SCREAMIN' EAGLES!!
*6,4 millions
Pharah: "Clearly, you never read the art of war."
Meet the soldier: "Am I a joke to you?"
Soldier can't read he probably heard everything else from other sources
"And i'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!"
that was what she was referring to, since Soldier cant read Pharah mocked him for his Art of War Speech in Meet the Soldier, lol.
Nothing in that video showed he read The Art of War. He literally just quoted one sentence of Sun Tzu and then mixed him up with Noah.
@@Twilight44203 Actually soldier can read, he's jsut an ignorant idiot (check 3rd comic for reference)
"I fight for justice, You kill for slaughter"
You see.. This is why you lost
That is why pharah is shit
Since everyone is getting cringy for justice
" You deny your weapon it's purpose "
“I fight for justice, you kill for slaughter”
Soldier: Yeah that’s why I bought my rocket launcher
Soldier: _Wheezes while loading the Liberty Launcher_
Soldiers voice may die, but he won't
so in other words wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6b/Soldier_mvm_resurrect06.wav
Soldier may be dead but we still hear his voices everywhere and on our hearts
he don't died he just accidently rocket jump into heavin
@@RandomDoomer yup
@@RandomDoomer he went to kill gabe after the direct shit was nerfed
“How do your rockets stack up? You have four?”
Soldier: *laughs in air strike*
Soldier: *Laughs in X10 Beggars Bazooka*
@@alexhicks7266 *laughs in x1000 beggars bazooka*
Kaotic *cries in liberty launcher*
Cries in x10 black box
*Laughs in airstrike Mvm*
Phara: uses jetpack to approach soldier
Soldier: has direct hit
And in case that fails, the reserve shooter.
If that fails 1hp EQUALISER.
And in case of that one failing, random equalizer crit
Pharah: “the only soldier I know is 76”
Also Pharah: “what kind of soldier works alone?”
Soldier 76: *literally calls himself an army of one*
"Congratulations, you played yourself"
Overwatch makes even less sense than tf2, and at least tf2 embraces the nonsense
it's a rap song, she didn't actually say that@@Hand-to-handWombatCombat
Pharah: ok boomer
Soldier: I'll show you why I'm a boomer
You can’t call yourself a baby boomer if you haven’t blown up a baby
Cause i "boom" you the fuck away from this battle
AKA the most powerful boomer ever, that a trash space girl would stop him from achieving his goals.
@@danytus_ I'd pick the Cool Boomer over the Egyptian lesbian with a jet pack any day
And why explosions make a BANG ;)
Pharah:*tries to look decent in the thumbnail
Soldier:LOOK AN ANIMAL!!*procceds to hold it and salute*
Thumbnail looks bad
@@CrazyDolphinJC yeah i know. Pharah is not holding a dog
@@Jaded_Jinx exactly
Pharah should take the hint from soldier..
This is why I love Soldier.
"you clearly never read the Art Of War"
Soldier who literally made a speech about sun tzu to bunch of decapitated head:you dare questions me mortal
Pharah : "I got a jetpack"
Soldier : "well that's just sounds like Rocket Jumping with extra steps, maggot"
Pharah would never beat a Beggars Bazooka soldier
honestly its rocket jumping with less steps
@@shinyknight1400to paraphrase soldier in Vs Saxton Hale mode, It’s like rocket jumping, but you keep the rocket.
"I once killed a man with a god complex. Was he responsible for the Holocaust? YES!"
Pharah crumpled under the weight of that flex
"I CALL THIS YOUR DISHONOURABLE DISCHARGE! YOU WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING...."
Hahahahaha
Hol up
So the Army rejected the Soldier and he killed Hitler. And because Soldier is technically a civilian who wasn’t supposed to be there Hitler’s death was written of as a suicide
@@TheUncivilizedNation oh.
*interesting*
@@TheUncivilizedNation good thinkin, i love that
Spy: "This is a bucket"
Soldier: "Dear God"
Spy: "There's more"
Soldier: "No"
@The Merkava IV O_O
*Continues*
Spy: "this is another bucket"
Soldier: *DEAR GOD*
Spy: “Full of water”
Soldier: *SCARED SCREAMING*
"Can i have the bucket?"
"Ugh fine"
"*takes bucket being overly protective of it*"
THIS, IS A LOW BUDGET
SOLDIER: HELL YEAHHH
SPY: MON DIEU
ENGINER: LAUGHS IN AMERICAN
HEAVY: MOTHER RUSSIA ANTHEM
Reality:
Soldier: *my stupidity is greater than your stupidity*
Soldier works on the principle of "If I don't know what i'm doing, you sure as hell don't either"
Yep
@@goldlizard9270 yes
He smort
The army missed out on a big opportunity when they rejected him.
Rest in peace you glorious man, your legacy will never die
That glorious bastard will always be in our hearts
rick may has died as a man but came back stronger as an icon
Nah he clearly died, I dont even know his name and the game is fucking dead. Overwatch killed it.
@@vilxxblack2472 Holy fuck, we all know he died. respect the dead you absolute fucking dummy.
yeah overwatch killed it and then killed itself with overwatch 2
@@vilxxblack2472 game is very much alive and just because you are too young to know him doesnt mean he isnt a legend
Pharah: I have 2 more rockets than you
Soldier: *Pulls out shotgun*
But wait, there's more! *pulls out shovel*
**when soldier blasts her in the air and she decides to use her jetpack then soldier pulls out the reserve shooter** Very poor choice of actions
Dont forget the escape plan.
Soldier: *pulls out air strike*
@@nil981 with 4 kills
Remember something that Pharah will never have. An actor that gave a deep impact and made us all cry
F
Godspeed you magnificent bastard!
Rest in peace Commander Rick May
Let’s all be honest pharah is hard to kill
Godspeed soldier
Pharah:"welcome to the future, I have a jetpack"
Pyro:*angry muffles*
*laughs in practice launcher and shovel*
* angry hudda hudd huh *
@@dubhog huh hurr harr hurr hun hurr (phara, stfu) >:(
"I'll send you back ten years to when your game was a hit."
Boy that aged like milk.
it got spoiled before it hit the market, jesus
The milk turned into dust the millisecond it left the cow
It evaporated in the cow
The cow it was turned to cardboard
The atoms making the structure of the cow got into a nuclear fusion
“Stand down, let me fight this 76 guy”
I want to see this no joke
It would be easy for 76 to win
@Auto Kill101
Please, tell me your reasoning. I am interested in whatever bullshite you have to say.
Would be fully down for a Soldier vs 76 rap battle!
@M'Lady But he has to deal a bunch of damage first to use that. Also, his gun has pretty severe damage falloff.
@M'Lady If we're using canon, rather than just standard in-game mechanics, Soldier can use literal magic.
Pharah: *exists*
Direct Hit: "I'm about to end this girls whole career."
“There is no better title than patriot”
Oh yeah it America time
*AMERICA ! FUCK YEAH*
-lol im not even american-
"They'll end with this shovel and dig your grave with it!"
*[Earrapingly Loud Star-Spangled Banner Plays Right Next To You]*
‘’WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!’’
This comment is from a British person.
“Go back ten years when your game was a hit”
The universe: unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way
Overwatch 2: *Awkward Monkey Meme*
@@chdest4550 tf2 copium addicts always act like overwatch 2 is dead, but then refuse to look at the monthly users of overwatch 2, in the millions, and the monthly users of tf2, in the tens of thousands.
@@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Quick question: What percentage of those players are playing Overwatch 2 for the game that it is versus the ones playing it because they literally have to (since the original is unplayable)?
@@Bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Also, while TF2 has 97% positive views (based on Google) and a 9/10 on Steam, Overwtach 2 has 53% positive reviews and a 2/10 on Steam...not exactly what I'd call a "hit".
@@chdest4550 just because the game got review bombed doesn't make it dead, just a game a lot of people don't like. it's playerbase is still gargantuan compared to tf2's, it's nowhere near dead. You can call it bad, that's your own subjective opinion. But to call it dead is OBJECTIVELY wrong.
Though Rick passed his character is still kicking ass even in raps
"Back from the dead and reporting for duty!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d7/Soldier_mvm_resurrect05.wav
Rick May is still kicking ass beyond his grave
He didn’t die he just rocket jumped to heaven
@@charliemartins-wz1ec Soldier.
What a leguend :') 🕊️
“What kind of soldier works alone” Soldier 76: -_-
She said i dont know any soldier who works alone and a few seccond before that she says something about 76
She's literally broke her bar
But soldier 76 has 75 friends
Soldier 76 works with overwatch
@@GAMER-jr6qx hes a mercenary
rest easy rick
in his 80 years, he voiced many different characters in a wide range of games, however, one of his most well known characters is the soldier in tf2; an iconic character that the game just would not be the same without
rick may's voice breathed life into an incredible character and his work is simply irreplaceable.
team fortress 2 in general is an incredible game that was and still is an integral part of my past for the fun and friends i have made on the game
team fortress has many different people to play as and the comics assist in personifying this seemingly simple group of mercenary's and turns them into an immutable crew of professionals who's personalities manifest more clearly the more time you spend with them
Amen
@@sophiafoulkes6266 Amen
“Your a Goddess now I’m atheist“
Jesus Christ you already killed her
Emotional nuke
Stoooop! She’s already dead! 😂
(Reference)
Jetpack is cool until random dude start chain rocket jump at a speed of sound
For real
Pyro also has a jetpack.
Don't forget it.
jump, jump, jump aaaaand GARDEN
@Matúš Martinec agreed, or maybe cut the jump jump to just stomp someone who was on low due to a fight, that's even better
Muselk/Natefox:You dare challenge me mortal
Pharah floats arround with her Jetpack or better pops her ult.
Soldier *laughs in Direct hit*
S k e e t
Laughs in Reserve Shooter
@@arinamiruna3621 it still works with Rocket Jumping Soldiers, is only useless in Pyro
@@mr.nutcracker8957 oh ok i didn't know that thanks.
Laughs in my legs are gone
“Rocket jumping seems dangerous” Soldiers: *i am fluent in kicking physics ass in 500 million different forms*
"But when your jets fail I WON'T HONOR THE FALLEN"
Damn, that one gets me every time
Pharah: If I thought you how to fly - it would be a crush course.
*laughs in jump maps*
Fat man
Taught*
Crash*
The Banana Monk his is a heavy Russian man for a reason
I mean he
@@stupidboy6230 he just wants his sandwich
Things that is faster than the speed of light
1. A professional rocket jumping soldier
2. Thats it.
Lol nice one
scout
The only thing faster than soldier is demo charging. A good soldier can go as fast as baby faces scout
A market garden
ME IS FAST... SCOUT IS BEST
Phara: "your helmet doesn't fit."
Soldier: "I love the smell of a kicked ass in the morning."
Soldier:‘’I got a kantaana because of this hat!’’
i bought overwatch before and when i did i actually trying using the rockets under me thinking the same thing in tf2 would happen
my entire happiness dropped faster than lightning
Dude it's a game that doesn't give updates to the game and when they introduces this character I bet it got the most dislikes
Completely unrelated but one time while playing halo I was readying for a possible ambush by charging a plasma pistol. I had replaced my plasma pistol with a rocket launcher and didn't realize until I blew myself and the person playing with me to smithereens
Pharah: what kind of soldier works alone?
*hightower trolldiers start laughing*
*scout mains laughing in the distance*
lol
*Sniper mains laughing*
That is hardly actually playing the game lol
*Spys laughing in the distance*
"You're not a dad"
Soldier: *gets a girlfriend and marries her in the comics*
Soldier and Heavy,
Bros in law
@@zebucket4379 yes
And WHAT a couple they were.😁
@@coryparrish525 engaged with a necklace of ears
So romantic and beautiful
Soldier:no...I'm your grandfather!
"You couldnt even find a helmet that would fit"
He can see better than you
"cuz i'm a ROCKET MAN!~"
best part.
FINALLY! i was looking for this comment
"You're a dinosaur I'm a meteor"
*laughs in Market Gardening*
*laugh in direct hit*
*Laughs in conch and old Muslek* Sorry is this a communist joke that I am too free to understand?
*laughs in SoundSmith*
*Laughs in Black box*
*Laughs in NISLT*
soldier went full default shovel taunt in this rap 10/10
He had the market gardener
No shit
Pharah: (requires futuristic jetpack)
Soldier: i Made a bazooka out of trash!
your a dinosaur and im a meteor
soldier: *laughs in birds are the decendents of dinosars*
"Now buckle up coward, I'll show you power"
Soldier literally fought robots while naked with his bare hands.
I know
@@lopol2003 what is the best part?
@@ICantThinkOfAFunnyHandle Honey covered thongs and being NAKED
Hey, another cultured man, how do ya do
FACTS my dude
Phara: I can fly
Soldier: *transforms into trolldier* I dare you
Also TF2 has a Minecraft like comeback
Yesh
Equips Direct Hit
I double dog dare you
Takes out beggar's bazooka
"Make that happen"
Dunald Turnip yes
Pharah thinking she’s gonna win:
Soldier landing the nuttiest direct hit combo ever witnessed:
PHARAH : " You never read the Art of War...."
DUDE, THIS GUY MEET SUN TZU HIMSELF !
"I guess you have never red the Art of War"
Soldier: I wrote it
Plot twist solder was on every war ever not canon as far as I know
Dude he invented war
Edited: Thanks for the highlight
Literally how soldier would win is use the direct hit
Outstanding move
@@cassinihy yeah he fucking QUOTED it.
Pharah: attempts to use rocket barrage
Soldier: _pulls out direct hit_
Pryo- *mumbles in airblast”
Pharah when soldier has direct hit: F**K
more like direct shit
someone had to say it
Aido paido la billo yes. I have stupid. Fix your grammar
@@Z54 You R absolutely correct in many ways. The direct shit, the direct miss, and the best melee weapon in the game.
Pharah: rocket jumping is dangerous
Soldier: *ATCHOO* excuse me, im allergic to bullshit
@Soldier [TF2] IS THIS JUST A DRILL SARGE?!
if you told soldier to go to the nursing home he'd send you to the nursing ground.
Soldier: **brings reserve shooter**
Pharah: Oh crap...
Soilder pulls out begger bazooka
Pharah : oh shiii
Gandhi pulls out a nuke
Soldier and Pharah: Oh fuck.....
Direct hit reserve shooter market gardener... That's just a pure counter
Fatal soldier brings out the time to crit like crazy devastating effects just devastating
@Hi_ 5
*Pharah left the server*
Are we gonna forget the fact that :
Soldier’s roommate is a wizard?
Soldier killed Tom Jones?
Soldier neck-snapped a bear from sibera whilst buck naked and covered in honey?
Soldier is dating Heavy’s sister?
Soldier neck-snapped a random guy and neck-fixed him afterwards?
Teleported bread for 3 days straight?
May I go on?
Yes please
yes please
Yes please
He also turned the wizards home (Merasmus) into a Racoon sanctuary and drank the whole time Lead poisoned water.
Yos plez
Phara: "Thanks for you're service nobody asked for..."
Literally all the fallen and mentally scared soldiers who where drafted and sighned themselves up for service
"AM I A JOKE TO YOU"
SO overall The tf2 Soldier wins and R.I.P Rick May
"You were good son, real good; maybe even the best."
"God Speed you magnificant Bastard."
Those are my two favourite soldeir quote's BTW
soldier was never even in the army, i'm pretty sure that's what she was referencing
@Soldier [TF2] please tell me you Market Garden'd him
I’m a huge TF2 fan but “Rocket Jumping sounds dangerous, you must be a masochist if pain is bliss so I guess you asked for this” is an absolutely KILLER bar
well technically in tf2 lore rocket jumping doesn't hurt soldier because he doesn't belive it will
@@funnysoupman69 this is in a world where Abraham Lincoln died while trying to rocket jump up some stairs. Since he invented stairs he wanted to test them with rocket jumping
@@ToniGAM3S don't forget that shakespearicles invented the 2 story building itself, and the rocket launcher and rocket jumping along with it, so for the duration of time between shakespearicles and abraham lincoln, people were rocket jumping all the time, and some of them probably survived aswell.
@@funnysoupman69so basically just try it own will just be fine?
“I once killed a max with a god complex, was he responsible for the holocaust? YES, call this your dishonourable discharge,you won’t even see it coming is this just a drill sarge? Call yourself a goddess now am atheist. Was the killer one tbh
Pharah: "Welcome to the future! I got a jetpack."
Me an intellectual: "Pyro has one to."
mmmph mmmph
@@ritter3723 Precisely
It's not as good but pharahs jetpack will work for now
@@ritter3723 facts
Pyro has fire so who wins
pharah: *pops ult
soldier: *laughs in random crit
*Laughs in Market Garden*
laugh in direct hit random crit then rocket jump for a market garden
laughs in x10 beggars bazooka
@@liamdalemon1525 laughs in x10 panic attack
@@fardass3535 BTW x10 beggars bazooka is basically pharahs ult. just minus the ability to his anyone!
her: i got a jetpack
legit any pyro main: laughs in thermal thruster
"Thanks or your service that nobody asked for"
Why is that a bad thing? Think about that for a second. This man loved his country so much that even when the Army, Navy, AND Air Force rejected him, he bought his own ticket to Europe, bought his OWN weapons, trained himself to become a soldier so powerful that he saw 4 years of active combat without any sort of prior combat experience, and then unknowingly helped the allies beat the remaining Nazi resistance that existed during the Occupation of Germany throughout the 50's. In contrast, Pharah is part of the Egyptian army (Im guessing that because her eye has a tatoo on it that is supposed to represent that weird eye thing you see a lot to represent ancient egypt.) and is good at it. I think we know who won.
He is a man of pure freaking will and honestly, it’s something to look up to. Inspirational, even.
Also, Solider bulit his own rocket launcher before.
A soldier can teleport bread.
The soldier won. That's it.
Bread? Where?
@@mr.quackers2590 I see you are NOT a man of culture...
I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR 3 DAYS
Ten-Hut Maggots
I agree
"what type of soldier works alone?"
Every trolldier ever: *laughs in hightower*
Tr1umph_bl1n cheekibreekiwarrior
HOLY SHIT
I’ve gotten killed by those cunts so many times you shoot them they b-hop you airblast they strafe you hide in spawn they’ll find a way to kill you
My kind of gameplay xD
@@feelsamazingman174 just don't back up lol
I rather smash a random person with a shovel than play overwatch and play a worse version of soldier.
“Rocket Jumping Sounds Dangerous”
Delet this
@@dsilvz1099 pharah aint necesseraly worse than solly, just takes less skill
"Clearly you never read the art of war."
yeah, *that's why he's amazing*
IF FIGHTING IS TO ENSURE VICTORY, THEN YOU MUST FIGHT! SUN TZU SAID THAT, AND I SAY HE KNOWS A LITTLE MORE ABOUT YOU DO BECAUSE HE INVENTED IT!
@@scunt461 AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!
@@goldprime118 *insert soldier screaming while banging shovel against his helmet*
her: I have more rockets
him: yeah cause you miss so much
Pharah:talks about jetpacks
Pyro: *visible confusion*
lobster Jesus was waiting for this
I agree my friend
@@zoidberg6709 brother :o
@@lobsterjesus728 comrade
@@zoidberg6709 Commie
Who would win?
a futuristic woman with jetpack and a lot of rocket?
or a man who have been doing nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days?
A man who has done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
@@goldprime118 QUESTION: i teleported bread
engi: WHY ARE WE STILL HERE, JUST TO SUFFER
The man
Makes a valid point
haha bred go munch munch munch
Can't call someone a masochist for loving the way of the Rocket Jumping. Gotta say it's definitely more fun than a jetpack lol.
now imagine soldier shotgun replacement is a jetpack, funny cross map jetpack boost and rocket jump
Soldier has a jetpack. It's called the beggar's bazooka.
Mid air rocked jumps ftw.
The sheer energy solider exudes makes him win by default
The chaos…. It envelopes him…
1:12 Soldier is many things, but being a coward is not on that list
“...how you steadily miss!”
That one person who carried their team as Trolldier in competitive play: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
"Drop your bibs and make some gibs, maggots!" wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/f/fc/Cm_soldier_pregamefirst_comp_02.mp3
Soldier is just like ever heard of splash damage
Direct shit/miss:exists
me smiling with a 20 kd while listening to this song.
That one guy is the best guy
Pharah: I Trained For Years For Learning to fly great and my recharge is faster Than yours.
Soldier: My Head can turn into an Eagle Head. And i can Rocket jump to get to 150km per hour .
That's why i think Soldier would win in an actual fight. Pharah's trained to fight, and expecting to fight others that are trained. Soldier's an idiot, so will use ridiculously suicidal and should-not-work tactics.
She'd fly into the air, thinking she's got him owned, then he rocket jumps into her face with a shovel
@@kharnthebetrayer8251 The fight is pretty much a pissed off chimpanzee versus Ronda Rousey. Soldier is too damn strong and also immortal. He can punch someone so hard their neck would snap and he has a high pain tolerance.
@@sirnarwhal9911 He can also somehow unsnap someone's neck
@Muskett 23 yep.
@@sirnarwhal9911 and if you kill him he would come back stronger
almost 3 years later and soldier still wins by a long shot
Soldier: "But there's no better title than a patriot."
Funny Valentine: *Could this man be one of "my people"?*
Ah…I get it.
"Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack"
Pyro: But does it shoot raibow, hmmm?
Nope we know who won
Actually...
Pyro: *Mph Mphhhh Hmphhhh Hmph Mph!*
Pyro: Am I a joke to you
Roger -44 pyro also has a jet pack
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"don't give her a rifle- she might shoot her eye out." Damn, wasn't expecting a line about Ana's missing eye
a christmas story?
Thats the joke, she got lucky and accidentsally shot her team mate
Widow Maker actually shot threw Ana's scope throwing shrapnel into her eye
That line actually makes 0 sense due to the fact that it was...
A. Ana who lost her eye
B. It wasn't to a bullet, but rather glass and shrapnel from her scope getting shot off near her eye
And C. The fact that Pharah has never even used anything that isn't a rocket launcher EVER soooo
thank you for explaining ok bye i oof to oof my self
In all of these the tf2 guys win. The overwatch ones are just babies covered in tech so any of their arguments are instantly disqualified
I got to agree especially in Sniper v Widowmaker
Sniper's lines:
_"I don't need equipment I use instinct, you're a glorified wall hack but I can think"_
The closest was junkrat and demo, junk just got destroyed because of one line
As a soldier main I may be a little unfair, but dam soldier won that
Fun fact: soldier went to Europe to fight nazis himself
In 1949, 4 years after ww2
I love that, it basically says he fought ex-nazis and random people 😂
Oh no
Actually in tf2 lore we only know that there was a ww2 but we dont know when
Sky Kid we can imply that ww2 was as it is in our world, because that’s the comedy part of his backstory, but you never know, according to the soldier Shakespearicles was the strongest writer who ever lived, and invented the two story building and rocket launchers.
@@CandyJackalope thats the joke and i love it
Direct Hit Soldier VS Pharah...
Soldier: laugh*
Phara: I have a jetpack
Soldier: *Laughs in Direct Hit*
*laughs in reserve shooter*
Oingo Boing brothers!
YEAH BoI!
@@vert3432 trolldier: not for long
Pharah: "Welcome to the future, I've got a jetpack."
Spy: Snorts in sapper.
Good luck sapping a bird
Soldier: “I wont onour the fallen!”
(Cause I'm a rocket maaaan🎶) oh man 0:25
Oh (rocket) man.*
"wish i could fight that 76 guy"
now we need a soldier vs. soldier 76 rap
Two Soldier Nice.
False. They would just grill and drink beers as friends.
@@gregtso7505 soldier does not like the gae
Yes
Gay vs Fool?
"What kind of soldier works alone?"
Soldier 76: Am I a joke to you?
Pharah: YEAH YOU KIND OF ARE!
@@StealthMarmot_
*Activates Tactical Visor* "I've got you in my sights!"
Soldier works with Ana, so technically hes not alone
My favorite part is that it immediately follows, "The only soldier I know is Soldier 76"
Well, in that case you should damn well expect this.
@@sunchasericeserawings7166 That was later, for a long time he worked alone. He even says it
2:30 Soldier, the reason you AREN'T fighting 76 is because he wouldn't get a second verse!
How do your rockets stack up - you have four?
*Laughs in airstrike*
Phara:clearly you've never read the art of the art of war
Soldier:quotes it's mutilpe times in his lore
Phara: *visible confusen*
The line about "If fighting is sure in victory then you must fight" is actually in the art of war, it's just abridged.
I dont think he understood it
Pharah:I can fly have a gun that shoots missiles and also my mom is a sniper that has killed hundreds of soldiers
Soldier: but I have splash damage.....
Sun sze said that.
@@monobendy1749 Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
Pharah: "You're not a part of any army, squad or corps."
Me : No... He's a part of a team
Bazli Bahari and that team is a Fortress
Damn Bro, thats deep
“Cause we’re team fortress. And you’re dead.”
This is the Most beautiful comment ever
Yep, a team of idiots, shooting at another team of idiots over a plot of land
While every rap battle they reference it, I think Pharah's "TF2 old" line is the most creative and flowed the best.
We need to teach this guy manners
tf2 is old but it never died twice like overwatch, imagine titling your self a tf2 killer yet you died twice before your target die once
Pharah: you are a masochist!
Lady he is being constantly lead poisoned for decades now and still raps better than you.
Wait, so, one of Pharah's lines was "Rockets you cannot at all afford."
Um, no soldier is filthy rich, the mercs get paid 5 million a year .
And they keep doing it.. granted you have to ask, do any of the clones actually last a year?
And I bet those 45M pale in comparison to how much they need to pay for Sascha
@@connorschultz380 I think the game only has the clones cause on the comics there's no Blu Soldier or Red Soldier just Soldier
You know I wonder if it's just 5 million a year usually or they get paid by the kill and not by the hour
@@pvzgamer8629 Mercenaries get paid atleast $25,000 or more but idk the exact amount they get or the exact reason why they get it but that's alot of money
A rare moment of soldier going easy with the insults
Pharah: what kind of soldier works alone?
76: ...We need to talk...
Phara: yoUrE GAem is NooT pOPulER aNYmoor
everyone: *laughs in loving TF2*
crys in bots
@@whydoiexist2180 Can no longer cry from all the headshots.
tf2,ah the game that didn't die in 2007 cuz death is just pain joining the body which makes weakness leave the body and they didn't have weakness.
Ironic now that overwatch is arguably more dead than tf2
that didn't age well
"I have a jetpack"
Post Jungle Inferno Pyro: *Mmmph Mph Mph Mmmmmpph Mmmpph*
Translation: *VISIBLE CONFUSION*
Pharah: TRIGGERED
😂😂😂pyro what are you doin here
@@jellythemedic5659HUDDA HUDDA HUMPFH HUDDA
Rocket jumping beats her jet pack every time.