13:49 once when I was younger in Yosemite me and my older sister were waiting for my parents outside the gift shop and we were looking at the fattest most overweight squirrel I’ve ever seen in my entire life that was sitting at the edge of the bridge. As we were staring at it the fat squirrel jumped off the bridge and into the raging river below and I’m guessing it died. To this day I have absolutely no clue why the squirrel decided to jump and sometimes I think about it still
those squirrels are still absolutely fucked up from all the people that go there. their furs all fucked up and they all look like they have something severely wrong with them. i wouldn't be surprised if reality hit that squirrel you saw, it saw itself in a reflection or something and was like "nope"
I swear we all have THAT ONE FRIEND that just did something that was absurd and borderline suspect that thought it was common place, just for them to find out that no - it was only them. Reminds me of the time my bro asked the crew if anybody else chokes on their toothbrush
I'm putting it on the list of "things I don't want to know more about" along with other items like "why is charborg always bringing up diaper fetish and baby bottles"
12:00 Whale's sounds underwater are so loud that they can rupture eardrums, and given enough time, stop the heart of anyone within earshot. On average they can swim 20 MPH underwater. If you manage to stab it and hold onto the harpoon you're not hanging on for long. In my totally professional opinion as to whether or not you can defeat a, say, humpback whale--- you can't
@@yaogwai Well they can't digest anything larger than a grapefruit, so I guess you'd be fairly safe inside it's mouth. Chokeslam is good, though I'd opt for the people's elbow.
18:34 it happened to me when i was a kid. noone heard me calling for help until 20 minutes later someone looked into the room and saw me, defeated by the tv
It’s a bad joke Anne Frank and everyone else didn’t even hide in an attic. They hid behind a bookcase in a company building owned by two Christian’s. They called it the secret annex.
i have a really tight throat i actually had to see a speech pathologist to find out why i couldnt speak from it since i didnt know that was the reason at the time and it was bad enough to where it often made it difficult to talk anyway no theres no way i could swallow a golf ball
I would not swallow a golf ball for a billion. Not because I think I'll choke, pretty confident on that, but because I live in America and will probably need to use like half of the money just to get surgery to remove the ball from my stomach/intestine.
that's crazy I had the exact same tv related accident when I was 6. After like 30 seconds I realized I had to just let go and pray I got out of the way in time.
CHARBORG I DID THAT TOO WITH THE SPAGHETTI Also with gummy worms and stuff IDK I just liked to figure out how my throat worked as I was super young and was amazed that swallow =/= ceases to exist, and you can actually feel parts of your throat you wouldn't otherwise
Not only did I do that with ramen noodles, that's how I learned your nose connects to your throat because it ended up coming out of my nose when I coughed one time while I did it
I did that spaghetti sword swallow trick as a kid also, however my sword was 2 minute noodle. I got you one further mate so don't stress. this oof of a kid yours truly snorted a noodle through my nose then swallowing it from there and still managed to pull it back out without it breaking. I was so proud 😢
So that toy Thinly brought up at 23:19 is very likely some science toy called Brian the Brain Also yeah, it really does seem like every year or so, some toy company's peddling some toy to kids with the explicit purpose of its only play feature being it defecates or it has to do with something scat-themed; they don't even market it as it being some grossout toy too and try and peddle it being innocent in tone & nature. Iunno if this is toy designers being clueless or if there's something else going on behind the scenes, but it's fucking weird how much of a reoccurring theme that is
I had a whole ass wardrobe with 4 shelves full of clothes fall on me when I was a kid. It didn't actually hurt as bad as I expected but my parents had to struggle to lift it off me n I was scared as shit lol. I don't remember how it happened but that was a core memory cause I really thought I was gonna die. This is in relation to the tv falling...
I had my dresser fall on me as a kid, cause I wanted something on top of the shelf and I pulled out the shelf like stairs. My parents both obviously freaked out, as I was a stick-thin child; my dad said it was like the Wizard of Oz when he saw me. I was fine, a little shaken up, but unharmed. Later on, my parents heard a loud crash in my bedroom and come to find that I did it again; same dresser, same reason, same result. They highly considered putting chains on my dresser after that, but there are no further incidents to report
11:40 a wolf. Only one singular wolf. A kinda scrawny one. A bear would mess me up any day of the week, and I could take down a fox or something smaller. But because wolfs fight in packs I think I could barely beat one.
Charborg is the guy who shares too much, but he just has that perfect execution so no one thinks he's sus
He's the living version of every "haha jk.... Unless....?" meme
Okay but how is that relevant? This the the chrbrg channel not this “charborg” character.
@@cerealrope it’s so arrogant when people come in here and promote other channels smh
@@genericidiot2500 such a shameless plug am i right?
I did the first one though
"What if we were out somewhere and my wife got poached" might just be one of the funniest sentences I've ever heard
"I swallowed a nail" a story for another time I guess
no that's just the entire story
and it happened in that minute
I recall he told that to Criken on one of his movie game nights.
that wasn't a story it was a status update
@@LazyBuddyBan dropped some nails in his piss lemonade
13:49 once when I was younger in Yosemite me and my older sister were waiting for my parents outside the gift shop and we were looking at the fattest most overweight squirrel I’ve ever seen in my entire life that was sitting at the edge of the bridge. As we were staring at it the fat squirrel jumped off the bridge and into the raging river below and I’m guessing it died. To this day I have absolutely no clue why the squirrel decided to jump and sometimes I think about it still
Wife probably got a divorce because of his weight, and then lost the custody battle. So the Fat ass decided to jump.
I’d jump too if I was a fatass squirrel
This is so sad life was too much for a poor little guy like him to handle :'((
those squirrels are still absolutely fucked up from all the people that go there. their furs all fucked up and they all look like they have something severely wrong with them. i wouldn't be surprised if reality hit that squirrel you saw, it saw itself in a reflection or something and was like "nope"
i guess it couldnut take it anymor
please more of this. shitty hypothetical questions are the best.
agreed
I swear we all have THAT ONE FRIEND that just did something that was absurd and borderline suspect that thought it was common place, just for them to find out that no - it was only them. Reminds me of the time my bro asked the crew if anybody else chokes on their toothbrush
I know a girl that tasted her own shit.
WAIT, I DO THAT
I thought it was just me 😭 please tell your bro he's not alone, we're in this together
Nah bro when I was like under 7 I used to do the pasta thing to, I stopped when one day I did it and I couldn't pull it out
@ominouslightning This was like a decade ago and that day he was alone, roasted to hell and back by the boys 😂
@@ominouslightning HOW TF DO YOU CHOKE ON YOUR TOOTHBRUSH. DO YOU LIKE FUCKING GOBBLE IT UP
hypothetical questions are my favorite. I could go for hours with bullshit pointless questions.
ask me a hypothetical
@@Raoul. What if, hypothetically, we kissed?
@@pissapocalypse I think I'd like that very much. Ok, my turn. What if, hypothetically, we held hands?
@Kuragin Raoul I would like that too. What if.... we went on a date?
@@pissapocalypse What if you got in bed with me right now and we cuddled?
I gotta feeling this was livestreamed, maybe even at around 6 PM CST, and almost everyday even.
Nothin' like a video that starts with two boys gulpin'.
Two well-hydrated boys fr
True pasta swallowing chads were using the longest ramen noodles possible, bonus if you could bring it back out in one piece.
It feels good I haven't done it since I was a wee lad might have to try next time I have spaget if I remember
Its way too fun to do
when you looking for a boy with no gag reflex be like 😏
that’s why I tried to make sure my dry ramen cakes were all long noodles, because I liked to do that shit with them
I loved doing that as a child
is no one gonna bring up the fact that Charborg has seen Thinly's ass and we have no idea why this happened in the first place
I think its explained very clearly
@@Logger1010 The only thing explained is the position Thinly was in for some reason
I'm putting it on the list of "things I don't want to know more about" along with other items like "why is charborg always bringing up diaper fetish and baby bottles"
Wait isn’t that a normal thing friends do?
12:00
Whale's sounds underwater are so loud that they can rupture eardrums, and given enough time, stop the heart of anyone within earshot.
On average they can swim 20 MPH underwater. If you manage to stab it and hold onto the harpoon you're not hanging on for long.
In my totally professional opinion as to whether or not you can defeat a, say, humpback whale--- you can't
Yeah but what if you chokeslam it’s tongue tho
@@yaogwai Well they can't digest anything larger than a grapefruit, so I guess you'd be fairly safe inside it's mouth.
Chokeslam is good, though I'd opt for the people's elbow.
But if it swallowed you if you can jam yourself in it’s throat it will choke to death
@@swyft1872 idk what species you’re talking about but a blue whale’s throats about as wide as a beach ball.
@@lemur366 I said Humpback whale in my initial comment
This is honestly one of your best videos ever Charborg.
I've been crying-laughing about the goldfish for way longer than I want to admit
18:37 I'm choking laughing at the half life gibs like I just swallowed a golf ball
What is the golf ball thing?
I swear this is like, the fourth time I've heard Charborg reference The Tell-Tale Heart and not remember the name.
Can reference Edgar Allen Poe but doesn't know who Anne Frank was
@gangliaghost8720 American education in a nutshell
Charborgiote this is a McDonald’s interview not a therapy season
We just gonna glance over when Charborg said he ate a nail?
If slugcat can can swallow a whole pearl can it swallow a golf ball and regurgitate it?
Yes, I think the pearl is about the size of a golfball
Them dropping hypotheticals while casually headshoting nazis has so many Legolas and Gimli vibes.
18:19 The goldfish tried pushing it onto him.
Charborg needs to start a podcast. He has so many strange stories
18:34 it happened to me when i was a kid. noone heard me calling for help until 20 minutes later someone looked into the room and saw me, defeated by the tv
Did you die
it took my an unbelievable amount of time to get the “well someone tried hiding in the attic and it didn’t work” joke
I still dont get it
@@catsrule5p892 are you familiar with anne frank?
It’s a bad joke Anne Frank and everyone else didn’t even hide in an attic. They hid behind a bookcase in a company building owned by two Christian’s. They called it the secret annex.
I absolutely love this video
Keep up the good work!
Hopefully the person who failed to hide in the attic would have been a Belieber
I literally just rewatched your sniper elite 3 video yesterday and was thinking that you should play sniper elite 5. What a coincidence.
this stream had me screaming. Charborg and Thinly are a cursed combo
"rate it from 1 to 10"
"like, 10 being the highest?"
9:45 it’s insane that OneyPlays at one point did an almost identical hypothetical on their channel a few years ago lmao great minds think alike
Thinly telling lemonade: yeah and they were like “oh we forgot the lemonade”
Charborg: *NOOOOO!*
In the wise words of Patrick star "He's Just Standing There... Menacingly!"
I love charborg so much. Man's is my favorite UA-camr I swear.
finley and charborg are the best duo ever damn
Thinborg is their shipname
25:30 Your first mistake was forgetting people can change the color of anything.
Pipe down boys, me and my squirrel homies would mess you up any day of the week.
"it's like 2 everlasting gobstoppers got too close to each other" lmfao
i did the spaghetti thing ( 0:11 )
charborg literally says "so I swallowed a nail once" and ceped on talking about the GOLDFISH
Another great episode of the Charborg podcast
I was NOT expecting to laugh that fucking hard over an edgar allen poe joke
i have a really tight throat i actually had to see a speech pathologist to find out why i couldnt speak from it since i didnt know that was the reason at the time and it was bad enough to where it often made it difficult to talk anyway no theres no way i could swallow a golf ball
More videos of you being bullied please, this is good content.
One is dead, the other is standing there menacingly again 4:07
I would not swallow a golf ball for a billion. Not because I think I'll choke, pretty confident on that, but because I live in America and will probably need to use like half of the money just to get surgery to remove the ball from my stomach/intestine.
It would pretty much be doing it for 3 bucks with how much they'd charge for the surgery
@@masterofadapting exactly! Haha
Doing the spaghetti thing is how I learned to take pills as a kid lmao
that's crazy I had the exact same tv related accident when I was 6. After like 30 seconds I realized I had to just let go and pray I got out of the way in time.
jesus fucking christ man, this video made me literally cry, holy shit
CHARBORG I DID THAT TOO WITH THE SPAGHETTI
Also with gummy worms and stuff
IDK I just liked to figure out how my throat worked as I was super young and was amazed that swallow =/= ceases to exist, and you can actually feel parts of your throat you wouldn't otherwise
Your uncle give you a lot of practice?
@@acidbrotherhood Nah but now I am a fan of femboys so clearly something went wrong
@@hope6840 "Fan"
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
@@Zizpy I am a chaser
but tbh I only find attractive ones online, IRL they ones I meet are always ugly. Guess that's what I get for chasing
@@hope6840 you ever consider trying to find a partner without online stalking and internet buzzwords?
Loved this vid, happy to see a video this long uploaded on the 2nd channel.
This is one of the funniest videos I have ever watched. No question about it.
The bit where you both made your microphones sound awful cracked me up.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER YOU SWALLOWED THE NAIL, CHARBORG
Not only did I do that with ramen noodles, that's how I learned your nose connects to your throat because it ended up coming out of my nose when I coughed one time while I did it
OML THIS IS ONE OF MY NEW FAVORITE VIDEOS💀
This is chardborgs funniest vid yet
"What are they doing?"
"They are just standing there!"
0:26
I used to do that
But i would get it kinda of stuck in my throat and then dangle the hanging piece out
@@Infinite_Possibility_ You must give gnarly head then
You have to be softer
what...
the...
f...
What did it feel like when it was inside your throat?
I did the spaghetti thing too Charborg. I still do it sometimes when I’m alone, it’s a unique feeling
if your in the water and the whale "moaned" or whatever you call it it would rupture your organs
Charborg needs a hypothetical talkshow.
I did that spaghetti sword swallow trick as a kid also, however my sword was 2 minute noodle. I got you one further mate so don't stress. this oof of a kid yours truly snorted a noodle through my nose then swallowing it from there and still managed to pull it back out without it breaking.
I was so proud 😢
the poop flamingo reminds me of those dipper changing dolls that came with piss functions
I love that it’s just half an hr of this
They’re just standing there, menacingly 2:51
This video is a masterpiece. I fucking love hypotheticals
My cousin has the toy Thinly mentioned and I can confirm, it's just as jarring IRL. Super funny though because its name is Turd-le.
So that toy Thinly brought up at 23:19 is very likely some science toy called Brian the Brain
Also yeah, it really does seem like every year or so, some toy company's peddling some toy to kids with the explicit purpose of its only play feature being it defecates or it has to do with something scat-themed; they don't even market it as it being some grossout toy too and try and peddle it being innocent in tone & nature.
Iunno if this is toy designers being clueless or if there's something else going on behind the scenes, but it's fucking weird how much of a reoccurring theme that is
I had a whole ass wardrobe with 4 shelves full of clothes fall on me when I was a kid. It didn't actually hurt as bad as I expected but my parents had to struggle to lift it off me n I was scared as shit lol. I don't remember how it happened but that was a core memory cause I really thought I was gonna die.
This is in relation to the tv falling...
I had my dresser fall on me as a kid, cause I wanted something on top of the shelf and I pulled out the shelf like stairs. My parents both obviously freaked out, as I was a stick-thin child; my dad said it was like the Wizard of Oz when he saw me. I was fine, a little shaken up, but unharmed. Later on, my parents heard a loud crash in my bedroom and come to find that I did it again; same dresser, same reason, same result. They highly considered putting chains on my dresser after that, but there are no further incidents to report
I know this video is months old but that frog on the fan story got me crying
3:00 the A.I. went back to factory setting
Yes please, shoes and socks off on the table at dinner. Please. I need this.
I was really hoping that after "Would you ever go skydiving?" and then "No." that it would just cut to next conversation.
charborg and his bf playing sniper elite 5 lol theres some gay energy in this video its hilarious.
I used to do that spaghetti thing but with Fruit by the Foot instead
I haven’t laughed this hard in forever.
I can't believe charborg showed piss on stream
so i guess chorborg ate a nail with no elaboration.
New CHOMBOG just dropped
if you think about it every yeti mug, and any mug that has that style of a lid is a sippy cup
You always find the best ways to make us laugh, you are Soo funny 🤣
Dude streams right when my 1st class starts.
Eddy Gworpo'd by the ai. Excellent work!
confessing murder in goofiest way possible
That spaghetti one. I did it so fucking much when I was younger
Gosh dangit if this isn’t one of the funniest videos I’ve seen on UA-cam and I’m only 7 minutes in. The freaking binky drinky killed me
I did that spaghetti trick and I would make it look like a magic trick if show to my family.
how did you both fall for the T-posing guys so many times?? xDD
"... I was gonna say ABDL..."
I didn't know Thinly knew about Charborg's interests
11:40 a wolf. Only one singular wolf. A kinda scrawny one. A bear would mess me up any day of the week, and I could take down a fox or something smaller. But because wolfs fight in packs I think I could barely beat one.
The spaghetti thing. Yeah I did that too dude. You’re not alone don’t worry about it dude
Turdburglar4001
Help I cant stop watching this. Shit cracks me up
Ahh the only plays reference I love it
i have done the spaghetti swallowing...yes.
Everyone’s swallowed a noodle then pulled it out.
"We have to stop talking about this"
I've done the spaghetti thing with red laces candy
that looks like normal ass lemonade to me
This is an oneyplays episode
Does Charborg really not know who Anne Frank was?
Given I'm a monster fucker, that bigfoot thing just sweetens the deal!