How to Survive an Alien Abduction
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Intergalactic ambassadors of peace? More like sneaky space creeps. Live through your ordeal with these tips.
Step 1: Use mental powers
To resist a telepathic assault, focus your mental activity against mind control by centering your thoughts on the word "no."
Tip
Use aluminum foil or hubcaps for lasting protection against brain rays.
Step 2: Fight
To resist a physical assault, act submissive and intellectually inferior. When your captor gets close enough, surprise them with your cunning and agility.
Step 3: Resist interrogation
Refuse any demands to take them to your leader. The minute you do you've gone from useful informant to cosmic snack.
Step 4: Use biological warfare
Try to contaminate your captors by sneezing, coughing, breathing, and being grody in their general direction. Aliens are notoriously susceptible to earthborn diseases.
Step 5: Fight high-tech with low-tech
To fend off the dreaded probe and other so-called scientific experiments, just slip on a sturdy pair of reinforced undergarments. For continuous protection, wear these everyday under your regular clothing. Once the aliens realize they're not getting any "scientific data" from you, you'll be released alive, and with your earthling dignity intact. Or, they'll have you as a snack.
Did You Know?
Physicist Stephen Hawking believes aliens are almost certain to exist, and that human contact with them would be extremely dangerous. - Навчання та стиль
Has anyone else noticed that this poor dude has
1.Gotten mauled by a bear
2.Abducted by aliens
God knows what else has happened to this guy!!!!!!!
Lol
Lol
It's just 2 things.......it's not like he got molested by a squid
Abigail Auerbeck
He also got hit by a car
And stuck in a snowstorm
What am I doing with my time......
ikr
i know right same!
But I love howcast
yep its a good channel
yep!!
Step 1; realize this will never happen.
Step 2; like this comment.
Step 3 : realize you are awesome.
Step 4; Leave feeling awesome.
dude.... come on fam
Dark Wolf United lol
Dark Wolf United never!!!!!
oml thanks now I'm no scared!
Dark Wolf United true I believe you
buy an alien costume and blend in.
You're everywhere..!
so I am.
I think I have become your fan.
MikuMikuOrenjiBlossom HAH IT WORKED
moron.....
This video really came handy.I was driving to work and suddenly out of nowhere two aliens appeared.Luckily i was able to Defend myself with my aluminium foil undies that I used to wear everyday since the day i watched the video.Thankyou howcast this was reeally helpful :)
Niks 58 lie
Randomia 7 it's a joke.
Lmao
Step one: BELIEVE
Dude! 😁
git down like dis I saw you on a other video lol
Step 1: Throw the CHEESE!!!
Rover CHEESE!
Yaaaaayyyy
I find this extremely offensive. Not all aliens are kidnappers.
Why are you offended?? Are you an alien?
Clark Kent LOL Okay.... Superman.
Super man some aliens are nice and just come to explode da earth -_-
+Clark Kent Some protect the Earth.
i did not say all aliens are bad guys
It looks like robot chicken Lmao 😂😂
we're gonna need to remember this video by heart before the area 51 raid
Well, apparently nobody remembers this video. And they didn’t even make it within 50 miles of the place.
Are these how cast videos ment to be serious or a joke im not sure
just watch the rest of their videos, I think it's quite obvious.
pradeep bist The how to survive ones are serious, but yea, they do have some joke ones
What if goku come to earth and vetgeta it will be funny
did you know that there is a country that allows life insurances that can cover alien abductions
+Ewalk3 Swagg not funney
Is it just me who's like
"How to survive bear attack I'll never need that"
"Alien abduction I will need that tomorrow"
step one get a gun
step two end it the easy way
Thanks for uploading this
I'll need this when aliens try to approach me
Like that's ever gonna happen
We i little at home i see UFO in italy
Tip:if you are abducted,take a selfie.Authorities will see if you upload it to social medias...AND YOU WILL BE A BAAAAADDAAAASSSS
Also everyone will say its fake
1:29 they look so epic!
Some of Howcast videos are kind of helpful, others are plain nutty...I think I am correct when I place this in the first category!
I have been watching these videos for like an hour...help me!!!
2:27 *Or, they'll have you as a snack.*
but mot me
And for a Saiyan abduction?
Bring Chuck Norris
Or giant ass sword and laser gun and be a BADASS
The saiyans have nothing on the repitilians
Saiyans likely won’t kidnap you, they will just wipe you and everyone on Earth for the face of the planet
This was a very useful video. I now know to fashion those pointy things in the aluminum foil.
when you come to watch this video. after 6 years
Bri Msp or seven...
yeah I havent seen these videos in years
Yeah.... I'm gonna bring aluminum foil with me everywhere i go.
Phew thanks howcast.! This has happend to me a couple of times and I'm getting tired of it.!
I just watched this to see the comments
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same
The reality is really when will we need these videos in an emergency?
chuck norris would kidnap the ufo
Chuck Norris would hijack the UFO and fly it into the intergalactic World Trade Center.
Fill your mind with Pinkie Pie. The extra terrestrials (the word alien is mean) will be confused, start dancing, or just walk away. Oh, wait, I do that on anybody.
dang they make these for EVERYTHING like i swear i can live my whole life off of all their steps
What if the aliens are gems? They're fine
+WildAnimals we'll always save the day
AND IF U THINK WE CANT
WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT REBELS!?
Step 1 stay inside and never go out
Step 2 order food from a restaurant
Step 3 if someone asks u to go out say no
Step 4 live
What the hell its just a joke
i will say that theres a disease called smallolosis and makes you small and is deadly
and I have it
lol i iz smallz
foil up your home
I really like how the aliens look in this.
I've worn the aluminum under my clothes for months, and the aliens have failed to show up! They really DO stay away!
It isn't easy when it comes to surviving 👽 abductions. Sometimes, space creatures are tricky and sneaky things to observe in reality even though they don't exist at all. 👍🏻 if The War of the Worlds by H.G. Wells brought you here.
This is a pretty nice meme
finally howcast!! something useful!
I ended up drinking a glass of white wine while talking about how great The Twilight trilogy is with 2 aliens in their ship, they had a surprising amount of posters of Kristen Stewart.
These aliens are so cute I'd just pinch their cheeks until they leave :) I'm that kind of person.
How some of you don't understand this is a joke..
this is actualy very helpful and now i wont be probed next time thank you!
this was very helpful
if they ask to take them to our leader, ill take them to lady gaga
lol!
No, take them to Justin bieber, they'll die
LMAO was this a piss take?
cool thanks for the update
1: never will happen a alien invasion
2: is that happen begin a rap battle
Lol really what if aliens were cristal or home world gems
How To Survive an Alien Abduction:
The same one goes for prison too,
Do not drop the SOAP!
Or they'll have you as a snack! What a hillarious hit!!
Dammit Howcast! I'm trying to study here!
i cant believe howcast is presenting this seriously
surprisingly, these seem great tips.
No, there is only one step...
THROW THE CHEEEEESEEEE!!!!!!!!😂😂
Guess I did it wrong... I ended up doing vodka shots with the aliens and then taking a spin in their UFO.
UFOs are hard to drive. Holographic controls. Knocked down a water tower or two, before I got the hang of it XD XD XD
Thanks for the tips I will probally need it if I go to area 51
amazing thank you
So it says that you should refuse any demands to take them to your leader. Then, you will become a cosmic snack. After that, it says start acting sick and sneezy etc. in their stomach. How can you do that when you are dead?
The aliens are wearing little turtleneck sweaters! Thats so cute!
i really enjoyed this video it was funny as hell
wow theres a howcast for everything lo
xD dude i thought there was a spider on my screen because of your profile picture... good one...
You just need to THROW THE CHEESE!
We’re do I buy the mental focus???? ( P.S. I KNOW YOU CANT BUY IT )
How did I come to here from searching how to sleep better.... oh dear. I am definitely in the wierd part of UA-cam again!
Here's my version.
Step 1: Run like hell.
Step 2: Go to asylum.
Did you know? Aliens eye's are big black circles!
2020: *Write that down! Write that down!*
I personally wanna be abducted by aliens
Maybe poke around their space craft for a bit
Zip across the Galaxy
Then Id teach them how to PARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Man I miss these style of videos from the channel.
And also, you need a wide imaginative brain, lol this is the most helpful Howcast ever made.
In case of telepathic probing, have a nice earworm ready!
Bohemian Rapsody them till they sing along.
Or worse: Rickroll them!
Look who's wearing the tinfoil now!
And now I know, and knowledge is half the battle!!!
what playlist is this under
reinforced undergarments, Hmm, if I'm abducted by aliens I'm gonna need an extra pair
Step One: Play Kyary Pamyu Pamyu music to make them happy and have a dance party at the nightclub. XD
I'll remember these tips the next time I decide to go and piss on a cactus. Thanks Howcast
I loved this
Step 1: Call area 51.
Did you know: Aliens.
How about "How to Survive a Vampire Attack" please? That'll give me tips of surviving vampires if they existed. ;')
When he said "you will
Need, a DISEASE" I was like WTF
how to survive an alien abduction
step1:wait for the MIB
LOL
You will need :
1. ear plug or things that plugs ears.
2. somewhere to go
3.strong mental condition
Optional : Careless feelings
step 1 :when song played , use erar plugs ore things that plugs ears .
2. when song played , run away from room , or even your own house
3. when trapped in a car , you have to hold yourself . be strong ! don't show weaknesses . or you just can act careless to the song if you're strong enough
@danpuppy1 how can you sneeze when they cut off your head :O ?
Or just say " Hi, why are you here? You want a hot dog? "
Sigh, I need to introduce myself again to my chastity belt.
This is why the aliens won't speak to us.
A DISEASE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?LOL
Tell them you are earths alien ambasador and that you're the guy they must pay to visit earth. Eh, its worth a try :)
Also when you're head is gone, it's gone
I'll defnelie need this
*whistle* Wow, UA-camr from 'How to Survive 2012 - The End of the World', I guess you were...somewhat right.
Where do I buy a Disease?
Poor guy,he was already forced into a bear survival video,now he has to be abducted by aliens :/.
step 1: when they read your mind think of something scary to scare them off
I just pissed myself from unbearable laughter
I wear those aluminum foil pants every single day now.
Why do the aliens have turtlenecks?
if it bite our head of how would we last any longer than step 4 or 3
What is the music in the backround???
How to get abducted by aliens:
1.do drugs
Step 1 get to shelter step2 get in the shelters basement step 3 bring a battery powered radio into the basement
Did you know a alien abduction means you die
Next Howcast: "How to run out of ideas."
I know these how to videos are fake, but i can't stop watching them. oh no!! i'm abducted by a howto alien!!