I just sat in my bed and watched an american walk to 50 different vending machines in a foreign country trying drinks that he can't read for 20 minuets and wasn't bored for a second
@@coleluterek9507 Whole fish in a dark brown liquid doesn't take Gordon Ramsay to guess what it is. Not to mention it says soup stock right on the damn machine. How tf is that racist?
Why do you put fish stock in a bottle and then in a vending machine? Is the demand for on-the-go fish stock that high? "Gotta catch my train, thank God there is a vending machine for my salmon dinner!" Is there a machine for beef stock?
Watching him drink multiple soups in a row and then a literal soup stock was amazing Also, CAN CONFIRM, the Calpico (white/blue warm can) is INFINITELY better cold.
Also it's another yogurt based drink, but I think he described it like a capri sun which makes no sense to me heh, I guess he couldn't taste the yogurt warm?
@@jama211 It is, yeah. The creaminess definitely comes through differently when it's room temp/warm vs properly chilled, and it has a weirdly fruity flavor that's not far off from some of the less-good caprisuns imo
Did an exchange in Japan many years ago. They have dried little fish you eat as snacks (like chips), bought a bag with slightly bigger ones and took it to a party. Turned out those bigger ones are for making stock. Been a while since I felt that dumb 😂
A couple of factoids. Jungleman is a collab with the Japanese Self Dense Force. The muffins have a 4 year expiration date meant for emergency stockpiles.
I can't wait for the next video in the "William goes to a non-English speaking country and tries food and drinks out of packaging he can't understand" series.
Pocari Sweat is actually one of the more popular drinks. I think it’s being sold in several countries. They even have a powder sachet you can mix into water for instant Pocari sweat
The shift in his energy and disposition once the day ticked over is hilarious. He also has Straight Tea after calling the rainbow one Gay Coffee which I thought was probably unintentional but adds to the plot.
If anyone is interested, the piece of paper is a short blurb about a recent scandal involving the LDP politician Yoshikawa allegedly seen paying 40,000 yen to go to a love hotel with an 18 year old college student.
Actually, according to libel laws, it doesn't matter whether the thing that happened is true or not, so if that's really the case, William bought a crime!
I was curious about what the text said because having it printed and stuck on there like that was seriously sus and got out my phone to Google translate it and I had to come down to the comments to make sure I wasn't getting a serious mistranslation. Nope! WTF. Just stuck on the side of a box in a vending machine corner that looks like it belongs in an analogue horror.
@Tuure Syrjälä "Well, no idea anyone has is original anymore, lol. I came up with it on my own, but its probably similar to the comment your referring to XD
@@yurashida “10 THINGS I WISH I KNEW BEFORE MOVING TO JAPAN!!1!1!! (I GOT THROWN IN JAIL FOR LIFE!) [thumbnail shows crying white man wearing nothing but a sumo thong getting arrested by Japanese police, with a big red circle or arrow pointing at butt.]
Good news! Most Asian grocery stores in the states actually do sell Pocari Sweat (at least the ones I have been to) so you can have it back in America too!
Yeah, funny that the ones he liked (Pocari, CC Lemon) are all widely available if you know where to look. A poplar 100Yen store Daiso has a lot of locations in the US and they should have both of those.
@@snottyboy9983 They sell Pocari Sweat at T&T super market in Canada, I bought a bunch after trying it in Japan, but it is available in a bunch of countries so could probably find it in korean and phillipine stores.
Having only enough yen to buy the fish soup stock drink and then not enough to buy a pallet cleanser bahaha 😂 it was refreshing to see the vending machine underworld.
2:10 that drink contains something called 'nata de coco', a jello-like substance, and you have to shake it at least 20 times before you open the can to break it up so that it comes out
Fun fact: Drink vending machines are 3x more popular than convenience machines on Japan's streets but convenience vending machines are 2x more popular on indoor spaces!
Uh yeah, because you don't need to sit down to drink. Even snacks are more enjoyable when sitting down, and you get a better chance to sit down in a mall or other indoor place than outside, plus, when you are on the streets, you are more likely in a "travelling" situation, whilst when you are in a store, you already are where you want to be. DUH.
@@doggyspeak I know, its weird, go across the water to Korea and its perfectly fine to see dozens of people with everything imaginable in their hands but here in Japan you get told off for looking at your phone while crossing the street!
@@Matt..S That isn't entirely true, there are more spaces to sit outside than inside because in Japan we prioritize positive space, which is space to move and walk around in, if the space is filled with chairs and tables it creates negative space or clutter, sitting is better for eating and drinking as it promotes good circulation, hence why many restaurants have vending machines and soft floors to kneel on, the sitting position "Seiza" is what we use because you can reach the whole table, we often eat sitting down, even in formal dinners, also, we prioritize routes to our jobs, homes and shops, you'll find a more mixed variety of vending machines on local routes such as train and bus stations but when out in the country they're more sparse!
@@justcallmeavi3255 Not my point. Also, benches on streets are usually occupied exceedingly compared to the demand. And mostly used for rest or waiting on a train, while indoor benches are primarily used to eat or drink. I doubt humans in general are that different in eating/drinking behaviour. Everyone enjoys eating while stationary and drinks both while moving or sitting.
William here’s a tip: if you’re unsure what a flavor is but it’s just some green fruit then it’s most likely melon flavor. I’m fairly sure that’s what that Fanta was. Update: did some minor research and it seems to be the flavor “Seishun sweetie citrus” named after the sweetie, or oroblanco grapefruit. It’s a cross between a type of pomelo and a type of grapefruit. Forgive me for the misinformation
I was exhausted just watching you drink this many sodas in a row. I don’t know how you did it! Also that was a lot of energy drinks! I hope you only sipped them and didn’t finish each one!
Mista hamburga-san is next level comedy gold. I applaud you William. I woke up this morning with that certain feeling that you upload today, its great to see you man
This is what google-translate has to say about the poem at 14:55: Liberal Democratic Party Rep. Yoshikawa Give 40,000 yen to an 18-year-old female college student and drink. Two years later, he returned to the party. His father is Shizuka Traveling with his mistress to Vietnam, and the gang of evil magistrates. It's All About Our Taxes Local voters end up being silly. what did you do sounds strange but i mean ist japan so....
pocari sweat is my fav drink to get in SE Asia. It is sold in the USA but usually at asian markets for like a 300% markup. Best to get they dry powder in aisa and bring it back.
CC Lemon is easily one of my favorite drinks. I bought some at EPCOT once and fell in love. It's like if someone had to recreate San Pellegrino Limonata, but wasn't allowed to use real lemon juice, and still got damn close.
I enjoyed watching this video of your adventures in Japan to drink 50 beverages from vending machines from my cozy bed on a snowy winter morning in eastern Canada. It was lovely and has only improved my day. Thank you William :)
When I saw him take a look at the soup stock bottle I was like "damn I hope he knows that's not for straight drinking" Glad he didnt come across any of the ones that are straight up soy sauce and vinegar (basically a really convenient cooking supply machine if the million 7/11's everywhere aren't enough)
I studied abroad in Tokyo for a summer, and by far one of the most memorable things was 1000% thinking it’s one food and finding out it’s something *entirely* different. Raspberry Filled Donut? Spaghetti and Meatball Donut. Soda? Try thicc bubbles. If you chug a few Strong Zero’s before the izakaya it solves most though. …I think.
I feel like the electrolytes and flavorings are really concentrated in gatorade, so that makes sense. I usually like to drink the watered down versions of sport drinks for that reason.
I've seen those soup vending machines around and wondered if anyone would be stupid enough to buy one thinking it's a drink... I guess William proved it possible! 😂😂
Loved the intro. It's been a day since I took Japanese, but your introduction was spot on in terms of both formality and word choice. "I welcome you all, honored guests." Nicely done.
so at 3:55, you drink something that has "1350 mg of vitamin c" the daily dose of vitamin c is 40-75 mg that is almost 20 times more than the daily recommended dose the upper limit of daily vitamin c you can take before you begin to suffer is 2000 mg 2 of those drinks would probably kill you
I was quite dissapointed that he didn't try any of the hot drinks. Many of those machines have coffee or soups that are heated. It blew my mind when I visited Japan that I could get a can or a bottle of hot coffee from them. Also the convenience marts had separate "hot shelves" for these kind of drinks.
I just sat in my bed and watched an american walk to 50 different vending machines in a foreign country trying drinks that he can't read for 20 minuets and wasn't bored for a second
Watch Cdawgva he does this every other week
@@natedostalik3538 Connor is based
It was 50 drinks not 50 vending machines
You really think he went to 50 different machines?? He was at the 2nd machine for like 3 minutes in the video
@@natedostalik3538 imagine thinking William osman uploads every 2 weeks.
You're not very smart
As a Japanese person, I was laughing my ass off when William bought the fish stock
笑笑
What a coincidence as an American I was also laughing my ass off. It's like stupidity is hilarious everywhere.
@@thirtythreeeyes8624 except he laughed because he had foreknowledge you just laughed because you’re racist
@@coleluterek9507 Whole fish in a dark brown liquid doesn't take Gordon Ramsay to guess what it is. Not to mention it says soup stock right on the damn machine. How tf is that racist?
Why do you put fish stock in a bottle and then in a vending machine? Is the demand for on-the-go fish stock that high? "Gotta catch my train, thank God there is a vending machine for my salmon dinner!"
Is there a machine for beef stock?
11:48 "Do not drink. This is a soup stock."
A guarantee for a refreshing beverage 🤣🤣
LOL I didn't notice, it's even in English 🤣
I mean soup stock can be good, usually warm though
@@TheDeviIDogg *Not this kind of fish stock...*
@@mvpandrew93 You're speaking from personal experience I assume? >:P
Expecting William to read is a bit much.
Watching him drink multiple soups in a row and then a literal soup stock was amazing
Also, CAN CONFIRM, the Calpico (white/blue warm can) is INFINITELY better cold.
Calpico is great!
Also it's another yogurt based drink, but I think he described it like a capri sun which makes no sense to me heh, I guess he couldn't taste the yogurt warm?
@@jama211 It is, yeah. The creaminess definitely comes through differently when it's room temp/warm vs properly chilled, and it has a weirdly fruity flavor that's not far off from some of the less-good caprisuns imo
Calpis/Calpico rocks.
Especially the melon one.
Omg yessss
William unknowingly drinking soup stock made my day
your name is awesome
It did a close up on “do not drink” I’m pretty sure he knew 😂
@@mooselove The cameraman knew, but William didn't. That's why the cameraman pointed it out after William drank it.
Did an exchange in Japan many years ago. They have dried little fish you eat as snacks (like chips), bought a bag with slightly bigger ones and took it to a party. Turned out those bigger ones are for making stock. Been a while since I felt that dumb 😂
@@Biru_to what does making stock mean
Timestamps
0:17 Oronamin C
0:32 Cheerio Godzilla Energy Drink
0:55 Cheerio Jungleman (Energy Drink)
1:28 Suntory C.C Lemon パイナップルミックス
1:51 Itoen むぎ茶
2:02 Itoen 一日分のビタミン
2:08 Itoen Nata De Coco (coconut gel) Yogurt Flavour
2:23 Pokka Sapporo Corn Soup
2:44 Itoen ビタミンパワーGO！
3:08 Itoen Vivit’s 桃ソーダ
3:18 Pokka Sapporo Chupa Chups ストロベリークリームソーダ
3:38 Sangaria Miracle Body V
3:54 Pokka Sapporo キレートレモン
4:09 Kirin 小岩井 ミルクとココア Milk & Cocoa
4:20 Fanta 期間限定 青春スウィーティー
4:50 Asahi ぐんぐんグルト
5:01 Asahi ドデカミンストロング
5:19 Dydo The Black
5:29 Pepsi Refresh Shot
5:36 Coca Cola Co. Real Gold Rock Energy X
5:49 Coca Cola Co. Real Gold
6:00 Suntory Boss Rainbow Mountain Blend
6:11 Kirin 力水
6:29 Cheerio Lifeguard
6:52 Kirin Mets Orange
7:12 Asahi カルピス THE RICH
7:37 Asahi Bireley's すっきり１日分のマルチビタミン
7:44 Aasahi Bireley’s さらさら毎日おいしくトマト
7:53 Pocari Sweat
8:23 Mitsuya Cider
8:34 Asahi CALPIS SODA メロンクリームソーダ
9:09 Wilkinson Lemon
9:26 G Zone Utopia Quick Boost
9:53 Monster 3 Energy Drink
10:11 Monster Super Cola
10:24 Pokka Sapporo Potato Soup
10:37 Pokka Sapporo Pumpkin Soup
10:58 Pokka Sapporo Tomato & Onion Soup
11:08 Pokka Sapporo Freedom Energy
11:28 Calorie Mate
11:46 だし道楽 焼きあご入り
12:58 不二家NECTAR ピーチ
13:09 Asahi カルピスウォーター
13:24 Pokka Sapporo Ribbon ふってふってゼリーグレープ
13:35 Sangaria まろやかバナナ＆ミルク
13:46 Kirin 午後の紅茶 Straight Tea
14:00 日興食品 Muffin Muffin
14:45 Stack of Paper with a Political Rant
15:11 Sanritsu チョコバット
15:20 日興薬品 スーパーすっぽんドリンク
15:36 エスエス製薬 エスカップ
17:55 北都 アザラシカレー
Thanks!
A couple of factoids. Jungleman is a collab with the Japanese Self Dense Force. The muffins have a 4 year expiration date meant for emergency stockpiles.
thank you! :D
The hero we needed but not the one we deserve
What was the name of the drink at 0:17 ?
I can't wait for the next video in the "William goes to a non-English speaking country and tries food and drinks out of packaging he can't understand" series.
ikr i love watching him try these things
i cant wait for the next video to be "how good is the healthcare system in japan (GONE WRONG!!!)"
Up next, Thailand!
made me mad asf when he didn't use the translate app to see the name😤
I love how you can SEE the gears turning in his head as he wonders if he's really about to pay $20 for canned seal meat curry
seal meat??
@@anonthe-third236716:05 for the seal meat
2000 yen is more like 14$
dude can write it off
A Man drank 50 Energy drinks in a day, This is what happened to his brain...
Yes! I thought I was watching a backstory to a chubbyemu video 😂😂
what brain
Liver*
WO is a 31 year old male, ☝presenting to the ☝emergency room, unconscious.
"'I'll just drink all these for views & likes on my UA-cam channel!' he thought"
Just when I think that I can't be more surprised by the creepy vending machine corner videos, and then William finds canned seal curry.
Pocari Sweat is actually one of the more popular drinks. I think it’s being sold in several countries. They even have a powder sachet you can mix into water for instant Pocari sweat
I can even get it at a couple nearby stores in Minnesota
Its great for easing cramps during my hikes, nothing beats Pocari I’ve tried. Like overtime I mean, not instant cramp fix.
Pocari Sweat is GOATed hangover cure and hot day succour
its at most daiso stores
Pocari Sweat is unironically good despite its weird name, especially for Gatorade kind of situations.
The shift in his energy and disposition once the day ticked over is hilarious.
He also has Straight Tea after calling the rainbow one Gay Coffee which I thought was probably unintentional but adds to the plot.
you should have mixed them all together at end and then tried the ultimate japanese jungle juice
That would be one hell of a suicide slide...
Just instant multisystem organ failure.
@@zobrombie3023 assuming a demon doesnt come out of it first
Jungle is an apt phrase cus I'm sure the concoction would reveal you to 15 unidentified viruses
No no I think it'd be city juice if they're japanese...
I love how he groans every time he reaches down to grab the drink it got progressively more funny every time he did
If anyone is interested, the piece of paper is a short blurb about a recent scandal involving the LDP politician Yoshikawa allegedly seen paying 40,000 yen to go to a love hotel with an 18 year old college student.
The scandal being he didn't contribute to the declining population in Japan and tried to help her with studies instead. /s
Actually, according to libel laws, it doesn't matter whether the thing that happened is true or not, so if that's really the case, William bought a crime!
you can find LDP politician scandals everywhere, why would anyone sell it 草
Wow that’s disgusting thank you
I was curious about what the text said because having it printed and stuck on there like that was seriously sus and got out my phone to Google translate it and I had to come down to the comments to make sure I wasn't getting a serious mistranslation. Nope! WTF. Just stuck on the side of a box in a vending machine corner that looks like it belongs in an analogue horror.
When I lived in Japan in 2006, some energy drinks contained nicotine. I wonder if that's still the case.
Yeah "Lipovitan D ", he drank it about halfway through lol
Oh wow, hows that allowed
Welp i speak japanese but i cant read it so i wouldnt know the ingrediants and i dont want nicotine
@@cowsrbeefy apparently lipovitan has "nicotinic acid" (also known as niacin) which isn't addictive and is actually what vitamin B3 is
The editing at 0:49 has no business being as good as it is
I want my funeral to have this type of editing of me holding all my failures.
@@MrHeroicDemon u good mate?
Tbh i didnt enjoy it until I read your comment. Its really energizing and sets the hook in my attention span. Lol
It's also fun that it shows 50 items, and it starts at :50 pretty much.
Whats the song tho?
15:02 That's not adult erotica, but it's something just as weird. Political propaganda??
William has just become youtube's crazy uncle, and I'm here for it
Every since he started hanging out with Ian
I'm pretty sure you just stole this comment from the tractor video
William has been that for quite some time, lol. But I love him all the same, I miss seeing him and Michael together
@Tuure Syrjälä "Well, no idea anyone has is original anymore, lol. I came up with it on my own, but its probably similar to the comment your referring to XD
Wow that makes me feel old lol
I can’t believe they had both gay coffee and straight tea.
The massive “do not drink this is soup stock” on the fish juice vending machine 😂😂😂 11:48
That was really one of those "this is the entire vibe of the channel" moments.
Let’s be real the term “stock” is dumb and a bit fu fu . It should be called fish or meat juice.😂
As a Japanese person, I found William being confused and not being able to tell what any of the drinks were very fascinating
as an American it is just straight up hilarious to witness this adventure
This was something different than how people normally vlog in Japan
how people normally vlog in japan is “IM IN JAPAN”
@@yurashida “10 THINGS I WISH I KNEW BEFORE MOVING TO JAPAN!!1!1!! (I GOT THROWN IN JAIL FOR LIFE!)
[thumbnail shows crying white man wearing nothing but a sumo thong getting arrested by Japanese police, with a big red circle or arrow pointing at butt.]
@@SmokeyChipOatley I am imagining William in that situation and it looks ridiculous
isn't it illegal to spit on the ground? ol willy is gonna be stuck in solitary confinement
@@MrPaxio thought that was Singapore
Whoever editted this did a phenomenal job
Good news! Most Asian grocery stores in the states actually do sell Pocari Sweat (at least the ones I have been to) so you can have it back in America too!
Yeah, funny that the ones he liked (Pocari, CC Lemon) are all widely available if you know where to look. A poplar 100Yen store Daiso has a lot of locations in the US and they should have both of those.
California has Mitsuya which probably sells a lot of these (and maybe H Mart?)
I saw one with Korean text at an Asian market here in Canada so that was cool
@@snottyboy9983 They sell Pocari Sweat at T&T super market in Canada, I bought a bunch after trying it in Japan, but it is available in a bunch of countries so could probably find it in korean and phillipine stores.
I love it! I got so excited when you got to the creepy vending machine corner- I recognized it and couldn't wait to see your reactions!!!
William introducing himself as mister hamburger is comedic genius
13:46 No thanks, I prefer my tea gay.
Having only enough yen to buy the fish soup stock drink and then not enough to buy a pallet cleanser bahaha 😂 it was refreshing to see the vending machine underworld.
2:10 that drink contains something called 'nata de coco', a jello-like substance, and you have to shake it at least 20 times before you open the can to break it up so that it comes out
Fun fact: Drink vending machines are 3x more popular than convenience machines on Japan's streets but convenience vending machines are 2x more popular on indoor spaces!
Uh yeah, because you don't need to sit down to drink. Even snacks are more enjoyable when sitting down, and you get a better chance to sit down in a mall or other indoor place than outside, plus, when you are on the streets, you are more likely in a "travelling" situation, whilst when you are in a store, you already are where you want to be.
DUH.
Also there's lots of foot traffic in japanese cities, so eating while on the streets is seen as rude
@@doggyspeak I know, its weird, go across the water to Korea and its perfectly fine to see dozens of people with everything imaginable in their hands but here in Japan you get told off for looking at your phone while crossing the street!
@@Matt..S That isn't entirely true, there are more spaces to sit outside than inside because in Japan we prioritize positive space, which is space to move and walk around in, if the space is filled with chairs and tables it creates negative space or clutter, sitting is better for eating and drinking as it promotes good circulation, hence why many restaurants have vending machines and soft floors to kneel on, the sitting position "Seiza" is what we use because you can reach the whole table, we often eat sitting down, even in formal dinners, also, we prioritize routes to our jobs, homes and shops, you'll find a more mixed variety of vending machines on local routes such as train and bus stations but when out in the country they're more sparse!
@@justcallmeavi3255 Not my point. Also, benches on streets are usually occupied exceedingly compared to the demand. And mostly used for rest or waiting on a train, while indoor benches are primarily used to eat or drink.
I doubt humans in general are that different in eating/drinking behaviour. Everyone enjoys eating while stationary and drinks both while moving or sitting.
Props to caretaker for taking lil William to Japan it can be very difficult traveling in a totally foreign country while also taking care of someone
William here’s a tip: if you’re unsure what a flavor is but it’s just some green fruit then it’s most likely melon flavor. I’m fairly sure that’s what that Fanta was.
Update: did some minor research and it seems to be the flavor “Seishun sweetie citrus” named after the sweetie, or oroblanco grapefruit. It’s a cross between a type of pomelo and a type of grapefruit.
Forgive me for the misinformation
Yeah it is. I had some a couple of days ago. It's not bad.
I was thinking it may be a pumello. Kinda grapefruity, but not as bitter, and it's a green fruit, looks like a huge unripe orange.
The flavor of the Fanta is sweetie flavor. It was a limited time flavor that was sold during the summer.
Its oroblanco citrus.
@@_kennydotJP I realize that now. Pretty neat that it was a limited time summer special though.
I was exhausted just watching you drink this many sodas in a row. I don’t know how you did it! Also that was a lot of energy drinks! I hope you only sipped them and didn’t finish each one!
Kidney stones speedrun be like
Mista hamburga-san is next level comedy gold. I applaud you William. I woke up this morning with that certain feeling that you upload today, its great to see you man
I really want more of William going to random countries and trying random things that he has no idea about
william has officially consumed gay coffee and straight tea.
This is what google-translate has to say about the poem at 14:55:
Liberal Democratic Party Rep. Yoshikawa Give 40,000 yen to an 18-year-old female college student and drink. Two years later, he returned to the party. His father is Shizuka Traveling with his mistress to Vietnam, and the gang of evil magistrates. It's All About Our Taxes Local voters end up being silly. what did you do
sounds strange but i mean ist japan so....
With number 10 being so gross, it makes sense that it looks like just straight up Pepto Bismol
Dudes gonna have a heart attack not realizing he drank like 25 energy drinks in 20 mins
I doubt he drank the whole thing each time. If he did that’s utterly insane.
pocari sweat is my fav drink to get in SE Asia. It is sold in the USA but usually at asian markets for like a 300% markup. Best to get they dry powder in aisa and bring it back.
william drinking straight SOUP STOCK is the funniest thing ever 😭 also love how they just sell that in vending machines
William flew to Japan just to taste these drinks so we don't have to. What a legend.
I'd guess they were there anyway for the video about getting boobas to a high place.
Nick Robinson would be proud
"not the warcrime i was hoping for" is something i'd never thought I'd ever hear
I saw this while heading to work today and I can't express how excited I feel to come back home to watch this with my wife.
CC Lemon is easily one of my favorite drinks. I bought some at EPCOT once and fell in love. It's like if someone had to recreate San Pellegrino Limonata, but wasn't allowed to use real lemon juice, and still got damn close.
Will is like the embodiment of the idea you had at 3:00 am while high and I love it soo much
I enjoyed watching this video of your adventures in Japan to drink 50 beverages from vending machines from my cozy bed on a snowy winter morning in eastern Canada. It was lovely and has only improved my day. Thank you William :)
really great of you to have filmed this, so chubbyemu doesnt have to hire actors for his next video.
I like that he got both gay coffee and straight tea, the representation is real.
I was recommended here while listening to the song “Dupe- Gangsta “ 🥶🥶
If the gross canned version of seal meat is "not that bad" or "pretty good", I would imagine a fresh serving of seal would be really good.
When I saw him take a look at the soup stock bottle I was like "damn I hope he knows that's not for straight drinking"
Glad he didnt come across any of the ones that are straight up soy sauce and vinegar (basically a really convenient cooking supply machine if the million 7/11's everywhere aren't enough)
I studied abroad in Tokyo for a summer, and by far one of the most memorable things was 1000% thinking it’s one food and finding out it’s something *entirely* different.
Raspberry Filled Donut? Spaghetti and Meatball Donut.
Soda? Try thicc bubbles.
If you chug a few Strong Zero’s before the izakaya it solves most though. …I think.
*drinks soup* "WHOA IT'S LIKE A SOUP"
I’m glad he said Gatorade’s got a throat hurting quality! I’ve never heard someone agree with me on this. Maybe we are just allergic to it.
The formula has changed and they won’t admit it
I feel like the electrolytes and flavorings are really concentrated in gatorade, so that makes sense. I usually like to drink the watered down versions of sport drinks for that reason.
That muffin was 900 fucking yen??? Actual robbery
Its like $6 us
5:55 "I don't know what to describe it as maybe like squirt" this man is on another level
Squirt is god tier
Naruto ahahahah
Didn't think this would turn into a seal meat review
Honestly, this man restores my faith in humanity. We need more people drinking 50 different vending machine drinks instead of touring japan.
I've seen those soup vending machines around and wondered if anyone would be stupid enough to buy one thinking it's a drink... I guess William proved it possible! 😂😂
Loved the intro. It's been a day since I took Japanese, but your introduction was spot on in terms of both formality and word choice. "I welcome you all, honored guests." Nicely done.
very close! "my name is mr mr hamburger!"
@@gabriellas_fan Yes...my comment was a joke, though I would translate it more closely as "I am Mr. Hamburger."
@@jasonpatterson8091 my comment was also a joke haha, like "very close! (not at all close)". srry should have used tone indicators
William I’m sorry, but you look like the most American guy ever walking around Japan.
godzilla energy was so blue lmfao
I like how he's always like "donate to a food bank" then sips every drink in a vending machine for no reason lol ♥️♥️♥️
I used an OCR and google translate on the box. Best I can figure out is that it's a dirty joke involving an orgy and a Japanese lawmaker
Well Chupa Chups is a lollipop company so it doesn't surprise me at all that it tastes like melted candy. lol
"its not very descriptive of what it is" says William Osman, holding a can covered in japanese writing
I love how i wasnt into your main channel but your a lot more laid back and not playing a part on your second channel
Its weird how William has kind of glommed onto my two favourite UA-cam channel flavours: Japan and Cerro Gordo.
@@cap5856 Safety Third went and did a podcast in the mines in Cerro Gordo.
Dude every time you said it’s disgusting you would drink it again😂😂😂
so at 3:55, you drink something that has "1350 mg of vitamin c"
the daily dose of vitamin c is 40-75 mg
that is almost 20 times more than the daily recommended dose
the upper limit of daily vitamin c you can take before you begin to suffer is 2000 mg
2 of those drinks would probably kill you
“I can feel my kidneys failing already.”
-William Osman
I live for the chaos these videos bring to my life. More please.
12:01 How cavemen communicated to each other while testing new foods
How dare you make videos this good!
"Do not drink. This is a soup stock." LMAO
When it's Japanese culture to keep their country clean and William is just dribbling his drinks everywhere like a two year old.
William just investigated a nearly lethal amount of caffeine.
will has unknowingly accumulated enough energy to compete with a dyson sphere multiplied by 7 nuclear bombs
proud of ya man😉
Gay coffee vs straight tea
8:10 yes, propel is similar to gatorade but less harsh and more like a flavored water, so pretty much what you're describing
uti boutta be crazy
Hot drinks are set to the exact temp that water won’t burn your mouth. It’s amazing.
11:47 "Do not drink. This is a soup stock."
Probably got weird looks for spitting out the Godzilla energy on the sidewalk
Eating seal meat is wild enough, but eating seal meat out of a can from a sketchy vending machine is...dedication I guess.
I noticed you did not try the most famous drink in Japan, "Coca Cola"
Every time William reports that he doesn't like a flavor he follows it with taking another sip.
8:49 ah yes a refreshing drink of Cow Piss
I was quite dissapointed that he didn't try any of the hot drinks. Many of those machines have coffee or soups that are heated. It blew my mind when I visited Japan that I could get a can or a bottle of hot coffee from them. Also the convenience marts had separate "hot shelves" for these kind of drinks.
Gay Coffee Vs Straight Tea
Man this is so good, I know it's like the easy content from Japan thing, but I still love it 😂
なんか低い評価多いけど、個人的にはアメリカのほうが人工的で味濃くて体に悪そうな味してキツい
やっぱその味に慣れると日本のは薄く（不味く）感じてしまうのかな
We have those "Chupa Chups" drinks here in Ireland too. They're something alright
they're in the US and I think most of the americas.
I love how Will conveniently ignored the large message telling him that the fish vending machine was in fact full of soup stock and not fish soda.
Wasn't expecting some vending machine mystery horror. Great video
How to waste your money: 1. Become William Osman
pocari sweat is my favorite sports drink! it’s actually refreshing and doesn’t leave that gross feeling in your throat
You must have pissed marmelade after this