Jeff Goldblum Reads Hilarious Thirst Tweets

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  • @broadwaymelody33
    @broadwaymelody33 5 років тому +21355

    I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

    • @themediocremaster2388
      @themediocremaster2388 5 років тому +631

      I mean....there’s a reason we all thirst for him 😂

    • @marvelchild7
      @marvelchild7 5 років тому +115

      @@capncheeks I laughed so hard at this comment I nearly peed in my bath 💀🤣🤣

    • @tarapaudyal2459
      @tarapaudyal2459 5 років тому +470

      i think it would work vice versa as well, you put jeff goldblum into a group of gen zs and they just accept anything he says

    • @MeganChynthiaDewi
      @MeganChynthiaDewi 5 років тому +34

      I can imagine that 🤣🤣

    • @TheCorrodedMan
      @TheCorrodedMan 5 років тому +52

      broadwaymelody33 “Well, I’m here now”

  • @tardisgirl1237
    @tardisgirl1237 5 років тому +1424

    No one with glasses:
    Absolutely no one:
    Jeff Goldblum: Wears glasses on his forehead, instead of his eyes

    • @spookymu1der
      @spookymu1der 5 років тому +22

      TARDISgirl i have to take off my glasses to read things cuz it makes my eyes hurt if i don’t. i imagine he’s also near sighted.

    • @eagillum
      @eagillum 5 років тому +8

      Older people do it because their glasses are weird.

    • @skullbleu8166
      @skullbleu8166 5 років тому +1

      Richard Avedon did it a lot.
      www.sunglasscurator.com/storage/documents/2_1000_0_5.1519155201-richard-avedon-1963.jpg
      www.alainelkanninterviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/richard-avedon-12.jpg

    • @KlondikeMIC
      @KlondikeMIC 4 роки тому +7

      Young child gather round as I tell you a tale of the 90s

    • @athenawindyy966
      @athenawindyy966 4 роки тому

      @@spookymu1der Same

  • @nowandthenification
    @nowandthenification 6 років тому +317

    "GOLLY, VERY FLATTERING"

  • @pot1tone
    @pot1tone 4 роки тому +3

    That Mal gurl must be using that audio as her alarm and waking up with a smile everyday.

  • @smileandwaveboys
    @smileandwaveboys 4 роки тому +2376

    the way his voice goes so quiet when reading the sexual parts of the tweets

    • @tojoinbobdylan
      @tojoinbobdylan 3 роки тому +31

      Omg that was so cuteeee, one of my fav parts of this vid

  • @Sschmeckles
    @Sschmeckles 5 років тому +13657

    “Sexy and expensive?”
    *laughs expensively*

    • @floranceagi6821
      @floranceagi6821 4 роки тому +62

      😂😂😂

    • @Maria-bj1yl
      @Maria-bj1yl 4 роки тому +126

      This comment is so underrated.

    • @IrishGuysScarf
      @IrishGuysScarf 4 роки тому +7

      @@Maria-bj1yl How can a comment be underrated?

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 4 роки тому +1

      Odion Igahlo is absolutely awful, but
      Yes.

    • @lubio6284
      @lubio6284 4 роки тому +3

      @@IrishGuysScarf Maybe they are talking about the numbers of likes

  • @alexusellis2444
    @alexusellis2444 5 років тому +7173

    0:43 “that man exudes sexy and expensive”
    jeff: laughs sexily and expensively

  • @masterofthetear8138
    @masterofthetear8138 6 років тому +6653

    Jeff Goldblum learning the meaning of "don't @ me" is my favorite thing

    • @allydouillette4661
      @allydouillette4661 6 років тому +138

      And the trademark thing hahaha

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 6 років тому +95

      "hey, don't @ me" XD

    • @hecatia
      @hecatia 6 років тому +112

      I love how he immediately understood

    • @thereeper7744
      @thereeper7744 5 років тому +7

      Ikr so funny he's awesome p.

    • @laurenreese3936
      @laurenreese3936 5 років тому +26

      masterofthetear and he had to throw on his glasses just to see and comprehend

  • @Aprilamidala
    @Aprilamidala 5 років тому +19195

    I would let Jeff Goldblum [pay] my [bills]

    • @MK-pj8wr
      @MK-pj8wr 5 років тому +225

      Hot

    • @tatiana6516
      @tatiana6516 5 років тому +426

      I would let Jeff Goldblum [water] my [plants]

    • @royaledehomme87
      @royaledehomme87 5 років тому +30

      Best comment ever!!!!!!!

    • @frogluvrfr
      @frogluvrfr 5 років тому +14

      💀💀💀

    • @maureen_momo
      @maureen_momo 5 років тому +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allisontruttling4288
    @allisontruttling4288 5 років тому +8959

    Jeff: *wears glasses all the time*
    Also Jeff: *takes glasses off to read*

    • @michaelreilly3513
      @michaelreilly3513 4 роки тому +446

      Short sighted, Means he needs glasses for long distance but not for reading up close.

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 4 роки тому +143

      @@michaelreilly3513 That's actually far-sighted. But points for knowing why he needs glasses. 👍

    • @michaelreilly3513
      @michaelreilly3513 4 роки тому +66

      @@LevCallahan In my country it is called long sighted when you CAN see far away and short sighted when you CAN see up close. NOT far sighted. But the word far and long in this context mean the same thing. I am in no need of your points, I do think though you need to do your research.

    • @LevCallahan
      @LevCallahan 4 роки тому +52

      @@michaelreilly3513 In America, where Jeff Goldblum lives, it's called "far-sighted". I wasn't attempting to be smart-assed with my comment when I said "points".
      I was legitimately pointing out where you were right and saying you were right. No ill intended.

    • @michaelreilly3513
      @michaelreilly3513 4 роки тому +26

      @@LevCallahan Damn it, but I wanted to argue!!!! :D

  • @dananabread6632
    @dananabread6632 4 роки тому +2258

    "Mal? Come back to us Mal...
    She's back!"
    When I tell you I CACKLED

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +10

      Same!!!

    • @catherinemurdock9202
      @catherinemurdock9202 3 роки тому +16

      I feel like you could drop him into a group of Gen Zs and he’d have no problem communicating with them. He just accepts whatever’s going on.

    • @sarahs.9678
      @sarahs.9678 3 роки тому +2

      Amazing. Hahahaha

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Рік тому +3

      As someone named Mallory I was on the edge of my seat for this part

  • @levi_octavian
    @levi_octavian 5 років тому +3326

    Can't we all appreciate how well this man has aged. He still looks as great as ever.

    • @cosmiccatgirl8310
      @cosmiccatgirl8310 3 роки тому +30

      Like fine vine, he just got better with age

    • @brendaherrera5424
      @brendaherrera5424 3 роки тому +11

      I loved the way he looked in Earth Girls are Easy...baby has a sexy body!🤤🥴🥰 Jeff is 🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!😁

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 6 років тому +16706

    This went exactly the way I pictured it. Jeff is adorable.

    • @cinebunnie
      @cinebunnie 6 років тому +17

      Ange N.O. yes yes yup

    • @KimBlaQue
      @KimBlaQue 6 років тому +13

      Yes he is

    • @ariadnebene8413
      @ariadnebene8413 6 років тому +28

      Girl, me too! I've only watched three of these (this one included; the other two were of Mark Ruffalo and Nick Jonas) and this is hands down the best one out of all three!

    • @soylentcompany5235
      @soylentcompany5235 6 років тому +3

      My name jeff

    • @shineon4863
      @shineon4863 6 років тому +2

      Ange N.O. Hey! He's mine!! Back off. J.k. Lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @westworlds
    @westworlds 6 років тому +2638

    That awkward moment when you're not sure if your blushing from second hand embarrassment over how thirsty these tweets are, or blushing because you agree with every tweet stated.

    • @ZandriaWinn
      @ZandriaWinn 6 років тому +5

      Ha!

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +10

      Por que no los dos XD

    • @MilfLvr420
      @MilfLvr420 6 років тому

      olivia martinez ME RIGHT NOW 😂

    • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
      @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 6 років тому +9

      I was ready to hate these thirst tweets, but I ended up just nodding my head. 😂😱

    • @IonIsFalling7217
      @IonIsFalling7217 6 років тому +1

      Or because you're in the middle of agreeing with every statement when someone walks in on you /facepalm

  • @TheRubinator13
    @TheRubinator13 5 років тому +5936

    Its funny how people keep saying how hot he was in JP but i feel he's actually far more handsome now that hes older 😂 hes got a silver fox type of thing goin on

  • @CarlyMcGowen
    @CarlyMcGowen 6 років тому +4271

    "Bothered is trademarked" BAahahahahahHA!

    • @calvinzerliegarcia1152
      @calvinzerliegarcia1152 5 років тому +8

      What does that mean

    • @HerbalTea333
      @HerbalTea333 5 років тому +34

      No, hot and bothered means horny. I think he was just laughing about the little TM.

    • @eliandrews1866
      @eliandrews1866 5 років тому +4

      But who did they put a trademark ???!

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 5 років тому +24

      Eli Andrews It’s just a funny way of emphasizing something. Like, “A stranger just called me handsome, I’m feeling cute™️ today”.

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +1

      Came across the comment as the clip showed up LOL ironic!!

  • @kpopkarebear
    @kpopkarebear 5 років тому +6830

    I giggled like a school girl every time he smiled or laughed. STOP IT JEFF. THIS ISNT WHO I AM!

    • @udontknowme6731
      @udontknowme6731 5 років тому +138

      xxibkaren ACCEPT WHO YOU TRULY AREEEEE

    • @Michael_______
      @Michael_______ 5 років тому +6

      Lmao

    • @KC-kh2qn
      @KC-kh2qn 5 років тому +18

      I'm so fucking dead

    • @spicymayo623
      @spicymayo623 5 років тому +50

      Omg me too! I kept blushing as if he was smiling at me. 🙈 What's wrong with me

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 років тому +10

      I mean golly

  • @AimeeJLDB
    @AimeeJLDB 6 років тому +4303

    “Why is bothered trademarked?” 😩😂

    • @roxydzey
      @roxydzey 6 років тому +73

      but srsly why i dont get it

    • @tinyurlCVHTELEGRAPH
      @tinyurlCVHTELEGRAPH 6 років тому +58

      "Hot & Bothered" has been trademarked by...someone...XD

    • @queenthoria7483
      @queenthoria7483 6 років тому +44

      RoxyDzey idk how to explain it.
      It's like a saying that's commonly used. Like "he's a Good Boy™️" or "What is The Truth™️"

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +16

      It's to invoke the meme. Hot & Bothered is a meme on the interwebs. ;)

    • @evy8582
      @evy8582 6 років тому +28

      You people did not help at all^😂

  • @loveforfarmiga3147
    @loveforfarmiga3147 4 роки тому +10305

    He looks like the kind of sugar daddy who actually cares about you and then you fall in love with him and y’all live happily every after

    • @gabybatubara
      @gabybatubara 4 роки тому +676

      shiiiiiittt i'm trying to sleep here sis enough with the imagination

    • @Misinthecity
      @Misinthecity 4 роки тому +201

      The accuracy sisssss

    • @loveforfarmiga3147
      @loveforfarmiga3147 4 роки тому +70

      Unbelievably Gorgeous yassss exactly

    • @ophelia1391
      @ophelia1391 4 роки тому +98

      more likely I will fall in love with him but he's just another sugar daddy that looking a new sugar baby to replace me

    • @Cptn.JackWandil
      @Cptn.JackWandil 3 роки тому +34

      We can all dream

  • @frognipp9015
    @frognipp9015 5 років тому +1423

    That’s the richest laugh i’ve ever heard 0:43

    • @ioanabogdan1266
      @ioanabogdan1266 3 роки тому +21

      There is a video with jim carry making fun of rich people's laughter. Jeff bezos has a rich af laughter

    • @kr6productions
      @kr6productions 3 роки тому +4

      it truly is

    • @infinityplusone-1
      @infinityplusone-1 2 роки тому

      That's a jeff Bezos laugh

  • @addangel
    @addangel 6 років тому +6732

    my cheeks hurt from smiling so hard

    • @Cody-ox2uu
      @Cody-ox2uu 6 років тому +61

      Just wait till your other cheeks hurt from being split open by daddy goldblum.

    • @addangel
      @addangel 6 років тому +19

      Cody Pearson 😳

    • @thedahaka4544
      @thedahaka4544 6 років тому

      I can make your other 2 cheeks smile :)

    • @redscoreblue
      @redscoreblue 6 років тому +1

      EXACTLY

    • @syrus1233
      @syrus1233 6 років тому

      Ada well tbh you don’t look like you smile a lot

  • @BijinMCMXC
    @BijinMCMXC 5 років тому +16786

    He’s so British but without the accent, if that makes sense lol

  • @truthspiritchoice
    @truthspiritchoice 5 років тому +2744

    😏 He’s acting like he didn’t know he was hot. I’ve had crush on him since I was a child.

    • @DaarkDestiny
      @DaarkDestiny 4 роки тому +18

      Yes!!!!!! 😂😂🙏

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +7

      Yeeeeees

    • @SometimesAbel
      @SometimesAbel 4 роки тому +8

      Rainbow Roberts #Facts 😆

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +4

      @@SometimesAbel 🤣🤣🤣

    • @albamartinez4987
      @albamartinez4987 4 роки тому +27

      Earth Girls are Easy and The Fly are when I thought mmmm?! The guy exudes a special something. It's not even that he's that good looking in the traditional sense.

  • @stephm8932
    @stephm8932 6 років тому +3328

    Jeff is a sexy silver fox

  • @lilybrass9yearsago264
    @lilybrass9yearsago264 5 років тому +2016

    the way he says the word bottle, honestly gets me hot n bothered™️

  • @KaregoAt
    @KaregoAt 5 років тому +3257

    He is so distinguished. I feel like if I ever saw him in real life I would spontaneously combust.

    • @donnawebster4310
      @donnawebster4310 4 роки тому +36

      I did and had the same reaction. I could help myself and just walked right up to him. He was so nice.

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +5

      I would to!

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 4 роки тому +2

      @@donnawebster4310 oh my gosh cool!!!

    • @kimsacat1180
      @kimsacat1180 4 роки тому +14

      *spontaneously cumbust*
      I'll see myself out

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 4 роки тому +6

      @@kimsacat1180 BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Gosh this comment needs more likes!!

  • @vianneyflores3584
    @vianneyflores3584 5 років тому +1527

    He needs to do an ASMR video😂

    • @SherlockHom3boy
      @SherlockHom3boy 4 роки тому +6

      VNA ASMR PERFECT!

    • @sapphkey9899
      @sapphkey9899 4 роки тому +8

      well good news for you.... he has!

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 3 роки тому

      @@sapphkey9899 link?

    • @sapphkey9899
      @sapphkey9899 3 роки тому +1

      @@Serai3 here ya go ua-cam.com/video/3L_JXmdVGcA/v-deo.html

    • @Hydro0978
      @Hydro0978 3 роки тому

      @@sapphkey9899 i didnt know it existed!! thank you🥰🥰

  • @aSliceOfChoccyMilk
    @aSliceOfChoccyMilk 5 років тому +2475

    I want Jeff Goldblum to read me a bed time story

  • @fatmaben163
    @fatmaben163 6 років тому +6869

    "murder of course being..."
    *flails arms around*

  • @Rachy2049
    @Rachy2049 6 років тому +754

    Jeff Goldblum could hit me with his car and I would thank him

    • @willow2893
      @willow2893 6 років тому +8

      i feel this way about a lot of people and i'm glad you put it into words

    • @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc
      @DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc 6 років тому +2

      +Willow: So you're a big fan of David Cronenberg's "Crash", I take it?

    • @deus-solanumtuberosum9526
      @deus-solanumtuberosum9526 6 років тому

      Lima Bean I too wanna die

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 років тому +1

      Lima Bean 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg, now THAT was funny!!! I actually laughed out loud.

  • @billhaderreal
    @billhaderreal 2 роки тому +287

    he’s literally 70 yrs old and yet he still finer then all the boys at my school

    • @MalloryNewcomb
      @MalloryNewcomb Рік тому +25

      He’s 70?! I would have said solid 55

    • @Schabo1234
      @Schabo1234 11 місяців тому +2

      70...Crazy !!!!!

  • @miraclepope8657
    @miraclepope8657 6 років тому +2447

    "that was the most fun I ever had in my life. golly" im dead! XD

  • @RitsychServare
    @RitsychServare 4 роки тому +317

    His voice is so soothing I'd let him read me the entire periodic table of elements before I go to bed.

  • @crichy
    @crichy 6 років тому +3426

    I could literally watch 3 hours of this I love this man

    • @liberalbias4462
      @liberalbias4462 6 років тому +1

      moonlightbae truth moonlightbae truth

    • @LyleStyle87
      @LyleStyle87 6 років тому +1

      moonlightbae Stunning

    • @crichy
      @crichy 6 років тому +3

      Alex R yes

    • @crichy
      @crichy 6 років тому +2

      Alex R No

    • @LyleStyle87
      @LyleStyle87 6 років тому +3

      moonlightbae Pay no mind to them... As far as I see, you're perfect.

  • @user-mp1ke2hh5o
    @user-mp1ke2hh5o 5 років тому +1090

    "mal... come back to us mal......"
    "she's back!!!!"

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +17

      I died!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
      Although his voice could probably wake me up from a coma, too......

    • @joesquinn9517
      @joesquinn9517 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @anyathornqvist4602
      @anyathornqvist4602 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 3 роки тому

      @@TheOne-bv8wi omfg same!!!

  • @EmeraldKelsi
    @EmeraldKelsi 6 років тому +2904

    "mal, come back to us, mal. she's back!" i'm wHEEZING 😂

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 4 роки тому +603

    He's fun. He plays along with their fantasies of him a little bit. He's so coy. He's digging it.

  • @Natalie-101
    @Natalie-101 5 років тому +2260

    THAT MAN JUST REALLY HEARD ALL THAT AND SAID "GOLLY" Dammit I love him😂

    • @miridove
      @miridove 5 років тому +34

      He's a daddy and he damn well knows it.

    • @Celebrityplusone
      @Celebrityplusone 4 роки тому +17

      He also loves to say “Hickledy pickledy “

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 4 роки тому +6

      @@Celebrityplusone oh yeah! He does!!!!

  • @erika8349
    @erika8349 6 років тому +429

    This man aged so well, and he still gets us ladies all flustered xD

  • @angelacmc2579
    @angelacmc2579 6 років тому +1485

    this is the best thirst tweets video so far

  • @marlenesheffield8777
    @marlenesheffield8777 5 років тому +713

    I would definitely let Jeff Goldblum be my sugar daddy. I love his eccentricity, fashion sense, voice, talent and wit. He looks as if he smells like expensive Italian cologne and fine cigars -- if that makes any sense.😵😉😁

  • @olivia.martin
    @olivia.martin 6 років тому +1920

    The fact that he’s a legendary meme makes him all the more attractive

  • @classyfacemakeup
    @classyfacemakeup 6 років тому +2015

    Oh Jeff

  • @robynobrien3519
    @robynobrien3519 6 років тому +2284

    Jeff Goldblum is some kind of ethereal godlike being

  • @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202
    @frankinsaneandmyrrh1202 4 роки тому +157

    "you kill me baby, you kill me baby"
    wow lmao 20 seconds in and it's already gold. as expected.

  • @c.b.9422
    @c.b.9422 6 років тому +3320

    “Any affection I come to exchange has never been for recompense. I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that.”
    ***Turns off the light, lights a candle***
    Tell me more Jeff...

    • @calisongbird
      @calisongbird 5 років тому +134

      K' Reid 😂😂 Seriously that was the most Jeff Goldblum utterance in the history of Jeff Goldblum utterances.

    • @karolj.6775
      @karolj.6775 5 років тому +10

      Indeed

    • @samanthaprest2296
      @samanthaprest2296 5 років тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @ttabata
      @ttabata 5 років тому +18

      😂😂😂 man it's almost 2am and I'm laughing on this like there is no tomorrow

    • @Chocolatebearboohkie
      @Chocolatebearboohkie 5 років тому +2

      LMMFAO!!!!

  • @niamhdoyle928
    @niamhdoyle928 6 років тому +9899

    This guy is 65, and someone wants him to sit on them... I'm dying

    • @domingadoflaminga3961
      @domingadoflaminga3961 6 років тому +611

      Old men also want to have sex!

    • @Jo-chilin
      @Jo-chilin 6 років тому +745

      He’s hot! A hug is fine enough for me cuz he’s married but my oh my

    • @diol9313
      @diol9313 6 років тому +913

      65 and still hot don’t @ me

    • @106andie
      @106andie 6 років тому +516

      He’s 65!?

    • @Itsher-jh7xx
      @Itsher-jh7xx 6 років тому +417

      I cannot believe he is 65. Oh dear.

  • @AngelaDominiqueRicamora
    @AngelaDominiqueRicamora 5 років тому +9838

    robert downey jr. should read thirst tweets. who agrees with me?🙋‍♀️

  • @SweetNightmares_
    @SweetNightmares_ 5 років тому +207

    He's like the cursive writing of a very important business man and I'm *Living* for it

    • @saras4655
      @saras4655 5 місяців тому

      this is really beautiful. :)

  • @annarosegray9818
    @annarosegray9818 6 років тому +1078

    [Pteradacted]

  • @cadenfarley5674
    @cadenfarley5674 6 років тому +514

    Jeff Goldblum is both the hottest man alive AND the strangest. 😂

    • @joselynm5634
      @joselynm5634 6 років тому +13

      Caden Farley never thought it would be possible to be both eccentric/weird and attractive at the same time. He is perfect.

    • @dannyclub09
      @dannyclub09 6 років тому

      How could you think that? There are a ton of attractive eccentrics.

  • @iamnotkyoote
    @iamnotkyoote Рік тому +26

    I swear this man purrs like a cat half the time and I love that

  • @Miguroki
    @Miguroki 6 років тому +1356

    I would let Jeff Goldblum have my Pokémon card collection

  • @claire3256
    @claire3256 6 років тому +2000

    6'4?!!! i'm just a hole, sir...

  • @SkylarLee
    @SkylarLee 6 років тому +1257

    I still can’t believe he is turning 66 this year. Like WHAT?!

  • @waywardgoddess1153
    @waywardgoddess1153 4 роки тому +82

    Jeff Goldblum is so sweet, even his thirst tweets are polite lol

  • @fabricator
    @fabricator 6 років тому +2226

    He's what every man should be

  • @carly2308
    @carly2308 6 років тому +1258

    my wallpaper is a picture of jeff goldblum’s face and let’s just say my father is very disappointed in me

  • @silog21
    @silog21 6 років тому +206

    "Mmmm you kill me babe, you kill me babe" This man is a treat to the universe

  • @rachelfox8108
    @rachelfox8108 5 років тому +252

    I would take any kind of company Jeff Goldblum is willing to offer me as a blessing. Sex? Companionship? Comrades in the hard-fought overthrow of late-stage capitalism? It's all on the table, baby ;)

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Edit: I agree

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 4 роки тому +4

      I kinda wanna hang out now.

    • @Mastermint
      @Mastermint 4 роки тому +2

      I like this table very much

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +1

      @@Mastermint 😂😂😂 LMBO

    • @rachelfox8108
      @rachelfox8108 4 роки тому +3

      Y'all are welcome winners at this table, babes, thank you so much x

  • @lenacarey2333
    @lenacarey2333 6 років тому +581

    Oh my GOD they used my tweet I’m going to die, mine was the one that said “I’m a lesbian but he gets me hot n bothered™️” here’s the original tweet: twitter.com/electrapng/status/966768889773379584?s=21

    • @asleegraves4901
      @asleegraves4901 6 років тому +20

      Lena Carey I've made the same tweet 300 times so I Feel you

    • @jasminehouston-burns1691
      @jasminehouston-burns1691 6 років тому +46

      I'm pretty gay but he is really something.

    • @lishaluvsya1
      @lishaluvsya1 6 років тому +35

      lmao why was it trademarked???😂

    • @lenacarey2333
      @lenacarey2333 6 років тому +48

      +Alisha Fernandes sometimes you just wanna put a trademark emoji on something, i honestly dont remember

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 6 років тому +6

      Haha, think you may be a bit bi, girl XD

  • @ghostboy7957
    @ghostboy7957 6 років тому +224

    my sexual awakening wasn't him in jurassic park, it was him in independence day boi was lookin like a SNACC

    • @haaley4796
      @haaley4796 6 років тому +10

      A FULL COURSE MEAL YOU MEAN

    • @jillonyett1194
      @jillonyett1194 6 років тому +1

      Check out The Fly. Naked and young.

    • @femmeaniketos
      @femmeaniketos 6 років тому +1

      I'm deceased. DAMN. You said..."...looking like a SNACK" I agree.

  • @darcie_hingula
    @darcie_hingula 6 років тому +285

    “Mal?
    Come back to us Mal.
    Ma-
    *SHE’S BACK* “
    This is the best thing I have ever seen

  • @sophisticatedserpent2434
    @sophisticatedserpent2434 4 роки тому +197

    Jeff loves it when fans call him daddy
    He’s opening up Pandora’s box and he ain’t afraid of the contents

  • @dustttosidechicks
    @dustttosidechicks 6 років тому +324

    this video is my life tbh. 12/10 would let him murder my [redacted] also

  • @Kim-kk5qf
    @Kim-kk5qf 5 років тому +557

    Please do that with Jason Momoa.

  • @sages999
    @sages999 6 років тому +4758

    all a sudden my daddy issues got more severe. HE IS DADDY AF. JFC 😍😍

  • @imwithpluto
    @imwithpluto 3 роки тому +31

    Now HERE'S a guy who can handle his thirst tweets.

  • @cinebunnie
    @cinebunnie 6 років тому +247

    this man needs to do some asmr because that voice is amazinggg

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 6 років тому +3

      Emma Boocher READ ME TO SLEEP!

  • @teolaurich7212
    @teolaurich7212 5 років тому +484

    Every time i talk about Jeff Goldblum i start with "Im not gay but..."

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +2

      🤣🤣

    • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
      @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 4 роки тому +35

      For me it's "I AM gay, but..."

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 3 роки тому +1

      @@cheezyfilmsproductions1842 😂😂😂

    • @Serai3
      @Serai3 3 роки тому +8

      There are certain people in the world that you don't have to use that preface for. It's just understood that how you bend doesn't matter.

    • @BurgerSoup
      @BurgerSoup 3 роки тому

      Haha same! I also use that sentence before talking about Nic Cage

  • @Gwallgofrwydd
    @Gwallgofrwydd 6 років тому +543

    Jeff Goldblum is like that one bohemian art teacher that you both admire, want to hang out with and also fancy a bit.

    • @mallorycarll6280
      @mallorycarll6280 6 років тому +20

      ratprince -- Pretty much. I had a college theater professor that had a very similar personality to Jeff. He was also older (I think he was 62 or 63) when I knew him, he had this incredible baritone voice, and looking back he was a bit of a flirt (it was innocent). I had a crush on him. I think my teacher knew too, but nothing weird ever happened between the two of us. It was just mutual respect and admiration for each other.

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +11

      Yes! You want to watch him paint, have a conversation about art history with him, AND have him teach you kama sutra all at the same time.

    • @sixelakeller5377
      @sixelakeller5377 6 років тому

      I can tell you're quite British.

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому

      sixela keller I bet they're quite chuffed that you noticed!

  • @jeffgoldblunt
    @jeffgoldblunt 4 роки тому +54

    0:45 "i exude sexy and expensive what the heck does that mean" says the guy wearing 5 rings and a watch and Is Jeff goldblum.

  • @trupti.marolia
    @trupti.marolia 6 років тому +1051

    I Have been in love with him since Jurassic Park :)
    ALSO, there's something about his hand gestures .

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 6 років тому +2

      MumbaiGlutton 100 percent! They are meticulous and just right!

    • @downunder211
      @downunder211 6 років тому +1

      True.

    • @primordialsheep
      @primordialsheep 6 років тому +2

      Watch earth girls are easy

    • @phaedraremington6247
      @phaedraremington6247 6 років тому +3

      Conan talks to him about that. It was hilarious!

    • @sungoddessraa
      @sungoddessraa 6 років тому +4

      Been in love with him since The Fly

  • @aliway7037
    @aliway7037 6 років тому +1198

    His voice. So silky so demanding 👀👀👅

  • @Kate-py4mg
    @Kate-py4mg 6 років тому +170

    I think that Jeff Goldblum is actually an alien who's very bad at impersonating a human

    • @Hollyberrystreats
      @Hollyberrystreats 6 років тому +8

      123 456 Literally the plot of Earth Girls are Easy, which he was crazy hot in.

  • @nickdesert7304
    @nickdesert7304 4 роки тому +73

    *WE ALL KNOW HE LIKES IT*

  • @angelacmc2579
    @angelacmc2579 6 років тому +369

    this is the best thirst tweets video so far

  • @NatashaE98
    @NatashaE98 6 років тому +555

    I wasn’t thirsty for Jeff Goldblum before. But now I am.

    • @EarthScholar
      @EarthScholar 6 років тому +5

      I've been literally drooling over this man for decades...lol!

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +7

      I got to the lesbian tweet and I was "oh my god... you're right"

    • @labreejackson1625
      @labreejackson1625 6 років тому

      Same ! I didn't think much but now it ok I see you !

    • @mariyadikova
      @mariyadikova 6 років тому +1

      Google / search on Fb Jeff purring for 20 minutes video. Thank me later

  • @kenyajuelene
    @kenyajuelene 6 років тому +353

    He is fine though

  • @ValerieEdwards37
    @ValerieEdwards37 5 років тому +230

    Everyone always talks about him in Jurassic Park but excuse me have you seen him in The Fly??

    • @hugzpls
      @hugzpls 5 років тому +16

      Yes and I wish I hadnt 😂

    • @chilady007
      @chilady007 5 років тому +24

      Or Earth Girls are Easy?🥰

    • @SiGhast
      @SiGhast 5 років тому +3

      Brundlefly!

    • @enloiutr6100
      @enloiutr6100 4 роки тому +1

      Or in Nine Months😍

    • @pvt.rickert4002
      @pvt.rickert4002 4 роки тому +8

      I remember him in fly them sex scenes lol but suddenly monster and him vomiting in food just kills it. Lol

  • @naz8809
    @naz8809 6 років тому +186

    Before this video I had no feeling towards Jeff goldblum...... after this video LORRRRRDDDDDD

  • @Anonymousey44
    @Anonymousey44 6 років тому +353

    He just gets better and better with age 😍❤🔥

  • @BioSentient
    @BioSentient 6 років тому +54

    When Jeff puts his glasses on and squints to hear the cameraman better

  • @meganfetterly1544
    @meganfetterly1544 4 роки тому +71

    This video cured my depression, cleared my skin, and vaccinated me against corona virus

    • @JamesBrown-wy7xs
      @JamesBrown-wy7xs 2 роки тому +2

      That's, as they say, uh, well, uh, the "power of the blum", uh, baby.

  • @MaygraceUtaite
    @MaygraceUtaite 6 років тому +396

    "That was the most fun I ever had in my whole life 🙃 "

  • @johnbull1568
    @johnbull1568 5 років тому +920

    Impressive that he still remembers his 'imperfections' lines from nearly 30 years ago, and can slip right back into the character in an instant.

  • @korren4609
    @korren4609 6 років тому +224

    This man needs to be protected.

  • @Cenabull
    @Cenabull 5 років тому +60

    Jeff Goldblum has the highest self-esteem ever because of these tweets. He’s becoming to powerful stop thirsting for him.

  • @inkwithcaution
    @inkwithcaution 6 років тому +163

    He has aged so... f*ing good, geez.

  • @taylorroberts2030
    @taylorroberts2030 6 років тому +922

    OMG let's have Tom Hiddleston one!!!!😍😍😍

    • @danielleramseyer6521
      @danielleramseyer6521 6 років тому +125

      Taylor Roberts oh man, that would be next level. The hiddlestoners are no joke, 😂

    • @taylorroberts2030
      @taylorroberts2030 6 років тому +2

      danielle ramseyer yes

    • @CassHermoso
      @CassHermoso 6 років тому

      I agree!!!

    • @noellesmith9483
      @noellesmith9483 6 років тому +1

      Taylor Roberts Yes please!

    • @_Muser23
      @_Muser23 6 років тому +6

      be careful what you wish for 😂😂🙈🙈

  • @meghanmccrary9317
    @meghanmccrary9317 6 років тому +70

    Him questioning the trademark made me lose it

  • @donnawebster4310
    @donnawebster4310 4 роки тому +19

    Omg. I was at Burbank airport last month and There he was. I went up and gushed like a teenager letting him know what a fan I was. He was so sweet and showed sincere appreciation...he was dressed in a suit swinging his spectacles. I couldn't help myself.

  • @SweetGee321
    @SweetGee321 5 років тому +456

    Honesty, he’s a zaddy af 😂😩❤️ lol

    • @miridove
      @miridove 5 років тому +6

      Agree, but what's the diff between a daddy and a zaddy?

    • @beingmichelleg
      @beingmichelleg 5 років тому +25

      About 5 condoms.
      *badumkiss*
      I'll see myself out! ------->😂

    • @sev9642
      @sev9642 4 роки тому +1

      miridove zaddy has more zing

    • @TheOne-bv8wi
      @TheOne-bv8wi 4 роки тому +3

      @@beingmichelleg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      I struggled to not laugh!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jaydynnelson8406
      @jaydynnelson8406 4 роки тому +1

      @@beingmichelleg LMBOOOO

  • @CrystalsChaos
    @CrystalsChaos 6 років тому +155

    Jeff Goldblum is sugar daddy material

  • @ng23242
    @ng23242 4 роки тому +61

    Jeff Goldblum: *Ohhh you kill me baby you kill me*
    Me: (clutches my chest and moans)

  • @andreaong5067
    @andreaong5067 6 років тому +162

    1:33 brought me to tears can't believe mal actually woke up 😢

  • @loyalsmith9795
    @loyalsmith9795 6 років тому +142

    Jeff gets hotter and hotter as he ages...DAMN his lips are perfection.

  • @Erizedd
    @Erizedd 5 років тому +577

    You should have Mads Mikkelsen read thirsty tweets. He's the ultimate daddy.

    • @Silvergurl80
      @Silvergurl80 4 роки тому +10

      Yaasssss. ☠🙈💃🏻

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 4 роки тому +1

      Who?

    • @Silvergurl80
      @Silvergurl80 4 роки тому +20

      @@robertlaube574 Look him up doll. Solid actor too.

    • @robertlaube574
      @robertlaube574 4 роки тому +8

      @@Silvergurl80 haha, i did as soon as i commented. Turned out being one of those, i know the face and the actor but never knew the name.

    • @thatsfantastic3190
      @thatsfantastic3190 4 роки тому +4

      He seems too serious to do something like this lol. One can only hope.

  • @giulianacesca4711
    @giulianacesca4711 4 роки тому +31

    "that man exudes sexy and expensive"
    him: *laughs sexyly and expensively*
    also him: sexy and expensive? what the hell does that mean?
    really jeff? really?

  • @smilemakethebitchmad
    @smilemakethebitchmad 6 років тому +64

    This man ages like wine