“You have nineteen guitars but you tape your headphones together?” After having so many friends that are guitarists, Blarg, that’s honestly par for the course. Why buy something that is not a guitar, when they can buy ANOTHER guitar?
Blarg reminds me of that one kid in the group that just hangs around but makes funny jokes sometimes. Love the video's, thank you for putting smiles on our faces and giving us laughs 👍
Thank you for always making me laugh when I feel down, you're truly a great content creator and honestly a funny person, thank you blarg for making us happy
Fun and disgusting fact I had a co worker tell me he took the bullet for a friend and when home with the lesser pretty of two girls and apparently she smelled like Mayo, upon questioning her about it she responded with she thought it would make eating the nether regions better. I never wanted to gag as hard as I did, 14:24 reminded me of this story
12:15 As somebody who worked at a Red Lobster I can confirm they already get rowdy with each other in the tank so it did cross my mind to start betting for them. (Unfortunately my manager was behind me so that got put to bed immediately.😢)
As someone who lives in AZ, I can confirm we have our own "candy salespeople" 🤣🤣 THOSE are the people buying the those scorpion and cockroach lollipops 🤣
note how the lobster fight pic is a pic taken with film and that just proves memes have been around forever. also that pig selfie is cursed and needs to go away. FAR away. you know whats fucked about that chicken eye one? the girls eye on the chicken doesn't look horrifying like the chickens eyes on the womans face lol.
I feel so unsure As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor As the music dies, something in your eyes Calls to mind a silver screen and all its sad goodbyes I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool I should have known better than to cheat a friend And waste a chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you Time can never mend The careless whispers of a good friend To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all that you'll find I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool I should have known better than to cheat a friend And waste a chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you Never without your love Tonight the music seems so loud I wish that we could lose this crowd Maybe it's better this way We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say We could have been so good together We could have lived this dance forever But now who's gonna dance with me? Please, stay And I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool I should have known better than to cheat a friend And waste a chance that I'd been given So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you Now that you're gone Now, that you're gone Now that you're gone Was what I did so wrong, so wrong That you had to leave me alone?
plz subscribe or my family will starve.
Ha losers
Already have
Already did
Have been for 2 years my guy
well lebanese are starving so idk
Cards videos are:
30%: jokes
70%: “editor censor this”
100% accurate
Blarg’s editors need a raise for mental scaring
And more days off for therapy
*Scarring
@@Mr.Finklebottom I’m sure he gets scared too lol
@@immortalset6 u right
Agreed
“You have nineteen guitars but you tape your headphones together?”
After having so many friends that are guitarists, Blarg, that’s honestly par for the course. Why buy something that is not a guitar, when they can buy ANOTHER guitar?
As someone who has fraying headphones and 7 guitars, I can very much confirm this.
6 guitars, multiple synths, a few drum machines and pair of headphones I've had since like 2014.
My roommate just dropped 1300 on a p bass so yeah believable
I guarantee you 90% of his guitars were gifts
The two greatest things on UA-cam combined. Blarg and Cards Against Humanity videos. New comedic material inbound!
I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to my videos today, dear py
@@AxxLAfriku fuckin weirdo.
@@AxxLAfriku shut up
@@AxxLAfriku 🤡
Blarg is definitely that dude at the bar that just knows how to entertain everyone.
If Blarg was to Host a Party it would be the Bomb
maybe Not literaly
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the editors who have to see and hear all this uncut footage???
Fr
How do I become an editor? My friend wants to know
This title with these four... I’m scared but intrigued at the same time
There's something about Blarg's innocence with the cursed energy of the group that just makes me laugh.
you think blarg is innocent?
@@xx_edgynickname_xx7659 He fakes being innocent which adds to it.
Soup is odd, he’s got a glock and confederate flag, but also lights candles like he is a 40 year old mom that drinks all the wine
Ive got a springfield Sub compact, a gadsden flag, and own candles...
@@chadgeary2653 I've got a smith and wesson model 19, US flag, and candles.
After reading these comments I’ve come to realize candles are badass
@@vegas7662 they are. They can absolutely change the feeling of a room and depending on the scent can actually calm down a lot of disorders.
@@chadgeary2653 if a disorder an be calmed by a candle is it really a disorder?
11:48 oh my god, here's where John Pork started
10:26 just a friendly reminder "snippa" means vegaina in swedish.
Blarg reminds me of that one kid in the group that just hangs around but makes funny jokes sometimes.
Love the video's, thank you for putting smiles on our faces and giving us laughs 👍
FDA: “companies can allow for 6 insect legs in food product”
Random company: “what if the bug IS the food”
FDA: “that’s fine”
*Cards Against Humanity exists*
UA-camrs: Editors, please sensor that.
Can confirm about the spider lollipops. I live in Arizona. The only difference is that it's normally bark scorpions.
or desert centipedes
Soup: why does the chicken look like a Grunge singer?
My brain: here comes the roosterrrrrrrr!
@@onyxsylvian I'm not, the rock stations in my hometown just burned that chorus line into my mind lol
Now blarg can feed his kids that he forgot in his old house.
Note to the Editor:
You're doing a super good Job doing this!
Also, why isnt the Editor mentioned in the description?
Editors typically aren’t mentioned in the descriptions
Of any UA-camr honestly
"Who is buying that quantity of spider lollipops?"
"People that live in Arizona probably"
You didn't have to call us out like that man 😂
17:24 had me ROLLING bro Soup is a KING bro😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
Thank you for always making me laugh when I feel down, you're truly a great content creator and honestly a funny person, thank you blarg for making us happy
11:44 This is what Wildcat from the Vanoss gaming group actually looks like...
listening to this at 1.75 speed makes me feel like you guys are microscopic and soups laugh is hilarious
Here before “hey Peter”
The cat named Snickles, was mine. Not even gonna try to lie about it lmao
Bro predicted john pork💀
Fun and disgusting fact I had a co worker tell me he took the bullet for a friend and when home with the lesser pretty of two girls and apparently she smelled like Mayo, upon questioning her about it she responded with she thought it would make eating the nether regions better. I never wanted to gag as hard as I did, 14:24 reminded me of this story
This isn't Cards Against Humanity. This is Pictures Against Humanity.
you get a veterans discount if you can identify that jar at 6:38 even when its blurred
i saw the outline of the brownish jar and then they said there was something inside and I've never had such intense war flashbacks
I love Matt's editor, i think they need a raise
Loved the part at 5:12 I'm glad your the one that ended up saying it 😸 makes me laugh
11:59
John Pork prophecy origins
As someone who lives in Phoenix, Arizona I can guarantee that we do indeed order a lot of spider lollipops at once
12:15 As somebody who worked at a Red Lobster I can confirm they already get rowdy with each other in the tank so it did cross my mind to start betting for them. (Unfortunately my manager was behind me so that got put to bed immediately.😢)
This combined with the podcast makes my week so much better
20:33
I mean, he is pretty dangerous when he's next to a swimming pool...
Keep up the amazing content, Blarg!
17:48 “you better give me a down payment on this car or I’m using the detonator in my pocket”
FINALLY I HAVE FOUND A UA-camR WHO STILL DOES CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY VIDEOS!
bro predicted John Pork
I'M VERY SCARED OF THESE 4 PLAYING CAH
17 seconds man perfect timing to refresh youtube
Mcnasty will never be cancelled
You're telling me I spent 10 minutes trying to copy the link at 2:47 only to be greeted with that? Worth it.
This was a good thing to come home from work to, gotta love blarg and cards
bro it’s like every time i make sum to eat blarg drops a vid like bro bless up
As someone who lives in AZ, I can confirm we have our own "candy salespeople" 🤣🤣 THOSE are the people buying the those scorpion and cockroach lollipops 🤣
Hi, native Arizonan here… we like scorpions more than spiders
15:49 missed opportunity to call them Doobies.
3:18 I can imagine how he wouldn’t want to search “why does my dog have swollen testicle”
I knew that there would be a n-word joke.... i didn't guess McNasty would say it
You’re talking about 16:41 right..?
Everytime when I see blarg's like cartoon version of himself it makes me think im about to watch brycemcquad
9:58 is why soups pool is full of frogs
Another great video from Blag the A-rab
Matt’s editor: OP AF
i've gotten to the point where i just watch blarg's videos just to get ideas for when i play cards
Love the content blarg wish you the best
sending this to my friends they need to sub right now
Thank you Editor for your favorite monke, it is a nice monke
Best part is Soup actually has a sponsor
I got happy knowing soup knows Trailer park boys
Canada got some great shows
@@autonomoussociety868 soup doesnt live in Canada tho
@@Dat_1_Yutuber I know, but he knows the greatest show in Canada
I’m subbed your family won’t starve blarg, keep up the good work you always make me laugh
YES, IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR ONE OF THESE
Yo fuckin nice timing. Paused my Madden game to take a shit.
Thank you for the content blarg
How dare you disrespect Boog from the hit animated family movie "Open Season" by calling him an ass-wipe loving Charmin Bear?
"Why does my dog have swollen testicle" 🤣
I have subscribed so that blargs family won’t starve
Blarg needs a Patreon so we can watch these not censored
8:44 McNasty's comment gets funnier every time I watch it
note how the lobster fight pic is a pic taken with film and that just proves memes have been around forever. also that pig selfie is cursed and needs to go away. FAR away.
you know whats fucked about that chicken eye one? the girls eye on the chicken doesn't look horrifying like the chickens eyes on the womans face lol.
Bro I loved each and every moment of this video, just like I enjoy all of your videos.
Editor getting his pay in this video
God damn. McNasty out here having a helluva time
Best video ive seen since blargs last video
You’re not you when you’re hungry snickles🤣
HEY BLARG WE NEED MORE SKRIBBL VIDEOS, IF SOUP SAYS NO JUST SAY YOU WONT EAT HEINZ EVER AGAIN
All of us who hate ourselves know exactly what’s in that jar lol
11:50 Dat's a Wildcat if I ever did see one!
How does blarg not have a million subscribers yet
Blarg you never fail to make me laugh, keep it up bud
I should keep in mind to *not* eat a bratwurst while I watch Blarg's vids -_-
Ya know what? School can wait another 20 minutes
My favorite scuffed gaming group 😂👌🏼💯
Fun fact: where I live there is a liquor store directly next to the DMV.
Blarg keep doing the unedited videos I lik
I want a list of searched terms for all cards against humanity videos for all of the goons
I just saw this and didn't even see any other notifs and immediately clicked
The editor had the best moment in the video
He need to make a patron and put the videos on it with no censor.
'People that live in Arizona probably, idk.'
Nah man, we just straight up eat the spiders here.
Currently traumatized until the next upload.
@5.30 , I was expecting meatballs... as in, cloudy with a chance of meatballs 🤦🏻♀️
Editor's childhood has been nucked 1000 times throughout this video
I feel so unsure
As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor
As the music dies, something in your eyes
Calls to mind a silver screen and all its sad goodbyes
I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you
Time can never mend
The careless whispers of a good friend
To the heart and mind, ignorance is kind
There's no comfort in the truth, pain is all that you'll find
I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you
Never without your love
Tonight the music seems so loud
I wish that we could lose this crowd
Maybe it's better this way
We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say
We could have been so good together
We could have lived this dance forever
But now who's gonna dance with me?
Please, stay
And I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm
Though it's easy to pretend, I know you're not a fool
I should have known better than to cheat a friend
And waste a chance that I'd been given
So I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you
Now that you're gone
Now, that you're gone
Now that you're gone
Was what I did so wrong, so wrong
That you had to leave me alone?
Id LOVE to see uncensored videos LOL
New upload poogers, hope the new house is great so far my guy
cards against humanity are back babyyyy!
You know who’s buying all those spider pops? The neighbors kids mom for his 6th bday party