Adopt Me!
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Tell your grandparents! I can live in your house! Give me a house!
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Does he say "When I was alive?" at 0:11? Is Jon a spirit looking for a host to adopt him?
He does 😂
or a vampire
he’s a vessel for the lords in black like grace is
@@sevencats4964 Definitely a vampire. That's why he needs to be invited into a house.
@@taylorp.-zm7huBut how is he walking out in the sun?
Your hand movements in this are captivating. That thumbs up is smooooth. I'm sold, sign me up for 1 impromptu adoption
For each set of dead grandparents, Jon's skills as a grandson grows. With just a few provided grandparents, we could be looking at the best grandson ever seen, maybe one day he'll be able to outgrow the housing crisis too.
the transition at 0:30 had me crying 😭
it's so perfect it broke my brain 😂
I COULDN'T BREATHE 😭😭😭
It's very funny to think about the implications of adopting someone older than me... like sibling-by-law
being younger would never stop me from being a dusty old adoptive grandparent making too much food.
100% as a thirteen year old i would adopt jon and feed him so many biscoffs and listen to millennial rants
0:14 "when I was alive" I gotta stop imagining those ghosts talking to me
LET THE (questionably alive) MAN MOVE IN WITH YOU
Your vibes in all of your videos are always so captivating and I have to rewatch everything a million times. The hand gestures in this video are what got me.
I know “I was a great grandson when I was alive” was probably a misspeak, but now I’m choosing to believe you’re a ghost here and that’s honestly wonderful
My wife & I are in our late 40's in Indiana, but we have a spare room & extra bathroom for you at your leisure, if you ever find yourself here. Cute & clever ad. Hell, I'd be thrilled to just take you out to eat. There's so much to learn from you. LOOOVE your work & unusual creative mind. Kudos!
He’s really giving Brian David Gilbert energy and I’m obsessed!
They should totally collab and/and kiss.
It's the way you commit to the bit with everything you have. 0:30 this transition, this
“Wouldn’t it be great to have a millennial that agrees with you” is a little too real. RIP bubbie I didn’t know what the hell you were talking about ever
"i wasn't a great grandson when i was alive" ah so this is a haunting situation
I live in Maine, I’ll adopt you! For a 23-year-old, I am very grandmotherly.
Well I'm convinced! If you can move to Germany we got a deal Jon!
At this point, this feels like the only logical option to get a home, lol. Someone please adopt me, I can bake bread and write stories and never bother anyone ever 😂
Jon you never fail to be ridiculously funny, this is GREAT
its so unfortunate that he was orphaned at 33
love the imovie transitions
Amazing transitions, you sure have me convinced now!
Signing the adoption papers NOW.
The current housing crisis is really getting to Jon I see
I might have to do this in my thirties too with the awful grades I currently get
Oh to have a Jon Matteson best friend that just happens to live with you
Ringing my sick grandmother this instant
this is so real of you
Well, I'm sold, where do I sign ??
Thanks for the lols Jon. :)
Poor jon, he really was orphaned at 33
Well if you make your way to the UK Jon I may have to consider it 😂
The shitty transitions are just the cherry on top of this very odd and slightly terrifying cake
If I were a grandpa I would 100% adopt you Jon
Ok. I'll do it. I'll adopt you. Hello new grandson. I'm your grandmother now.
Yeah he strikes me as someone who would be a good grandson
I WILL ADOPT YOU!!! PLEASE LIVE IN MY HOUSE!!!
I'm actually tempted😂
i will adopt you jon! cant wait to have you in my house!
Truly inspiring
Did you go to Wayne Manor? I mean, he does have precedent for adopting adults.
Your honor I am in love with him
besties come over jon just posted
めちゃ笑いました😂大好き✨
I think you should consider being a trophy husband. Probably just as many odd conditions as adult adoption. If they're old you don't have to put up with it for long. I wish you luck! ..maybe I should figure out how to sleep at night. My ideas get pretty rough after about 24 hours of consciousness.
I won’t adopt you Jon, but you can adopt me! I can be a great grandchild I promise!
Im looking for an older brother and I’m willing to adopt? 😂 Might die before 35 years old so there might be an inheritance in it for you to sweeten the deal🥸
Okay, where do we sign the paperwork?
what if i feel like this already and im only in my 20s :((
I'll adopt you but ONLY if you adopt me back ok?
sure even though you’re a year younger than me 😁
where do i sign?
I’d be willing to let you move into the spare room, but that would have to entail you moving to Wales and nobody deserves that tbh. It only stopped freezing so we could have 60mph rain instead, you’re probably marginally better off moving to Maine.
I'd love to adopt if you're willing to move to Canada, we have free healthcare! And i think the doctor's said I'm infertile anyway :D! Perfect opportunity!
Edit: I sent this to my grandmother, i think she liked it.
I’ll adopt you ( you’re over twice my age but still)
I’ll adopt you (I’m 14)
were u also orphaned at 33
Can you be my dad instead
Need a better one please
Or just like
A cool roomate
A buddy
A pal
Anything
Please
Yes okay to all of that except you adopt me instead
Is this roblox?
I’m just imagining Annie but instead of adopting the little spunky orphan Warbucks goes for the desperate theatre major-
me trying to convince my dad's side of the family to keep me in their wills
what a great deal for any grandparent and their little dog! 😅
Can I adopt you to be my dad? You can sleep on the couch with my dog.
I’d adopt him
the title is me when you. please. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WIGGLY, JON
Hold on time out did you just say 'I wasn't a great grandson *when I was alive* ?' lmaoo 😅
i am about 10 years younger than you. can you be my grandson? i will make you wholesome filipino food if you make little things for my little dog.
Jon i would love to adopt you really i would but im as broke as you are and also 17 i need money for collage
You know, I clicked on this on a random whim, I wasn't expecting to be read to absolute filth
where do i sign up jon
Hi Jon! I’ve been commenting on all of your videos because I’m confident in saying that I’m your #2 fan! Best wishes and you did amazing in all of the StarKid shows!
Pack your bags! Maine is calling your name!
I'll get in touch with my grandparents to see what they say
our little pyscho❤
jon??
"When i was alive"...
Is he not alive?
Not on the inside he’s not