Garbage Guide To PUBG - How To Win Every Game
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2017
- Player unknown battlegrounds has exploded in popularity. Here's a parody guide for you beginners out there. PUBG guide was a nightmare to make because every game is completly random and my recording software hated the game. So I recorded some games and made the videos around that
I hope it's funny.
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If you post any Alpacas give them hats
Kilian Experience I don't want too
Love ur vids
Please please please release Killian merch.
Kilian Experience you deserves an Oscar
*llamas
Could have done without the spoilers to my favourite soap opera. I was only up to Season 13 Episode 359. MARIA ONLY JUST MET HIM!
I'm an Alpaca and I feel ofended
I'm an offended and I feel Alpaca.
How dare you MY WIFE WAS AN ALPACA! SWINE!
No, how dare YOU, good sir! My swine wife, cheated on me with an alpaca!
Season 14 sucked, so much filler
It's been 2 days since watching this video and I haven't lost a game.
Granted I haven't played a game...
Ever...
But since I have never lost clearly I am the best player ever.
true by that logic you cant lose if you haven't played but you also cant win but who cares about that
Solid logic....
TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!
HOW TEACH US YOUR SECRETS
won a game yet?
damn the dumb ways to die song.... used to play it years ago
killian u tha man
MR.Apple Sk Do you like chocolate?
was a trip hearing him sing to that tune, the original song was an psa for melbourne (australia) train safety, and if you know the cat empire, it's somehow connected to them too
RolandMcGruner how is it connected to the band?
ahhh, i think it goes: cat empire members are in a band called Tin Pan Orange, Dumb ways to die is sung by the lead in that, you can buy the song on itunes where the artist is credited as 'Tangerine Kitty' a mixaroo of tin pan ORANGE and CAT empire! ahoyhoyhoy it's all one big fun conspiracy joke
Killian is not the man...
Kilian is XD
OH MY GOD THE DOLPHIN TRAINER WAS MIGUEL'S HERMANO ALL ALONG?
If you go back to episode 456, you know the one with the time traveling penguins and the dancing emu people, you will see it was foreshadowed.
+KirkPrice MY GOD MAN YOU'RE RIGHT
S P O I L E R S !
AND IT WAS THE KILLIAN EXPERIENCIA
Please stop with the spoilers! I beg you!
That Dumb Ways To Die parody was amazing
Slice Team song starts at 2:57 if you wanna hear it again
Your singing was so beautiful my brain exploded
By using the keyboard.
Burgaroy but his brain blew up
Penguila Ly But the keyboard is fine
+Capdo Joe
man you could say that was a
dumb way to die
you could say that was a
"killing" experience
You are made of paper
Your enemies are made of titanium
titanium is a rock
paper beats rock
therefor you can beat your enemies
you are right but what if the titanium is very sharp then paper loses
Isn't a rock
@@lestermoe7159 rocks are made up of minerals and titanium is a special combination of minerals so it is a rock dumbass
Titanium isn't a rock, it's a metal. Go look for Ti on the Periodic Table
@@lestermoe7159 metal is an alloy 😂😂, calling other people stupid and then saying that
Wow, you also like the sports ey, ey?
mrcomp inaudible screaching*
mrcomp yes! I too enjoy entertainment format known as sport! I like the one with the ball
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
The thing about Killian is that he always try to walk it in...
Hah yeah man when the sports-ball goes in the zone I'll be like "Yes"
This is going to get so many earnest viewers who don't know who killian is
ringodooby and it'll be beautiful
Can't wait to see the comment section over the next day or so.
ringodooby They'll get the true Killian Experience™
I mean honestly, I don't think it'll beat his Civ video.
I found this channel because of cities skylines.
Audible: if it exists, we will sponsor it
Mary Pusineri 😂
OH HELLO THERE! Did you _really_ laugh in tears?
This message is sponsored by audible
Mary Pusineri SO TRUE!😂😂😂😂😉
I demand a full version of "PUBG ways to die"!
@@randomgamer1013 Thats literally not what he was asking for. You just found an excuse to promo your channel.
@@randomgamer1013 That's your most viewed video and I guarantee it's due to you promoting it here.
@@pixelberserker6605 fuckin leeches 😂😂
TheStonedWanderer ave
Just search "dumb ways to die" on UA-cam besause kilian obviously thieved the song.
Being from Perú, I can confirm that "Los Amores, Los Alpacas" is a pretty accurate portrayal of soap operas here.
My god I love your videos so much
My god I love Miguel so much
666 likes
Justin Smith Let's see what the others do at that ponit. Hmm seems like they write something like EDIT: OMG so many likes thank you so much i never had that many omg thanks guys. Should I do that as well?
Freamsy yep
The dolphin trainer was Miguel's hermano all along?! No way!
What a sorpresa
Gnomey Gnomeson But came back through the power of advertisement
¡Dios mio!
HEY HEY HEY, easy with the SPOILERS!
Yes, I do like The Sports.
How about my boss? Ey, hey. Wauw.
"Take a walk on a bridge"
Bad things happen on the bridge...
every time a swedish person walks that bridge, bad things happen
@@thespyfromtf2133 with a cat ear apparently
I love the way kilian talks so much. Its so perfect for these types of videos and when he mispronounces some words it sounds strangely right. Its refreshing to hear a different voice when 99% of channels are either american or british.
Found my new favorite channel, keep up the good work Kilian
YAY, Killians back!!
UpsideDownBob Aaaaaaaand he's gone
*Kilian
Please give us an extended version of PUBG ways to die.
Yes please.
Yaaaaaaaaasssss
*music* Play the game while you meet only the recommended settings *music*
@7:55 "hey guys do you like the sports?" ...
the guy's reply is in French and he said 'go F your Mo.. '
lolz.
awesome vidz dude..
Really? Nice.
French people in online game, better than Russians
It's been 3 years Kilian we want more soap opera
Killian, you're doing the small talk wrong.
You have to talk more like one of them.
Try the phrase "Did you see that ludicrous display last night?"
They'll know exactly what you're talking about, even if you don't.
TheJackalope231 Fing about Arsenal is, they always try an' walk it in.
ua-cam.com/video/CEVdca9U9LM/v-deo.html
Everything you need to know about sports.
I feel proud knowing the reference.
@@joshreichardt2485 what was wenger thinking, sending walcott on that early?
It crowd
if you need to get banned in PUBG, honk a horn near a streamer
But was that the Killiano Experiencia? Oh wait it was
But was this the kiliano experienzia?
Or was it the Dolphin Trainer all along?
actually it's experiencia so fuck you
This is in fact L'expérience de Killian.
Actually, This was a Soap Opera "PlayerKillian'ssSoapGrounds" A.k.a PKSG
*La experiencia de Kiliano
All I see is Llamas in armor on the thumbnail. Let's see where this is going...
Shirokröte they. Are. ALPACAS!!!!!!!
I'm a simple guy. I see Kilian experience. I experience it, I like it, I hit the like button.
Please do Dead By Daylight
originalswIFty yeee
YES PLEASE I BEG
AGREED
Can we have more Killian singing?
yes but I forgot which video lol
First time I see one your videos. I loved the style and you made me laugh all along. But also, it describes my own experience with that game perfectly, even to the not rendering houses!
Great work on this video, that was brilliant!! :)
My tactic 99% of the time is to parachute into pochinki and then lay claim to the bítch. Hunt down every other player within city limits then haul ass when it's no longer in the zone. Which is generally quite easy as it has 1 guaranteed vehicle spawn and one or two potential spawns.
Basically guaranteed to get a decent loadout if you survive that long. Probably make it that far about 80% of the time. After that I generally only bother fighting other players when I need to or can take them out easily without much chance of detection.
Not played for a bit but my solo record was about 1 win for every 4 games played which was higher than anyone on my friends list.
Also with this tactic my inventory is generally full of stimulants so when it's around 25 players or less I keep my character topped up with them so I'm at 60% minimum. Extra boost to speed and passive healing really helps.
4:26 "Sssss ssss I'm a snake"
I don't know why this is what brakes me, but it does. Every. Single. Time 🤣
Tbh Kilian is the best comedian on UA-cam... the jokes are refreshing and always funny :)
I WANT MORE! TELL ME ABOUT MIGUEL AND THE ALPACAS! I ENJOY USING CAPITALS IN MY COMMENTS!
I love that your Discord still doesn't have a name; it just says "Description."
The real chicken dinner was the friends we made along the way.
what is that
So sad ...
The poor Alpaca lost his lover :(
Goodbye my lover goodbye my friend
Is "friends" dlc?
Dude your videos are so entertaining! One of the channels I'm constantly waiting for the next upload. Your sarcastic style, accent and hilarious remarks just create the perfect comedic basis! This channel will explode in subs, I'm sure of it. Just keep doing what you doing 👌👌👌
Most entraining video i have seen in a long time, you're the best Killian!
I appreciate the free endorsement for my people.
the god has arrived
Dear Lord
Make a guide to a real game like a guide to minecraft
Whats funny is that my high school made a fucking gaming club where they make minecraft mods. This makes me want to die lol.
Imperial Legionaire hello this is school shooting inc how can we help?
advaith manoj or candy crush
After binge watching all of Kilian's videos, I can say that I officially love him
how did i miss this channel all this time? its hilarious!
I really enjoyed the review of the tv series with the dolphin trainer, shame all that pubg got in the way ;)
I want a damn Song in every video
Pure gold, one of your most entertaining video's :3
Best pubg video i've ever seen. LOVE IT KILIAN !!
"You need a guide from an experienced player, but instead I'm gonna do it."
3:36 That gave me some serious Captain Claw flashbacks.
Killian I just found your channel yesterday and have binged the crap outta your videos. You got a new sub my dude
G MANx10
Cloud Sin
Cloud Sin
Everything about this is why I love your videos ❤️️
this reminds of that one time timtam beat me in chess
twice.
Emperor Ming Oh hey ming. How are the kids?
Emperor Ming Oh hey ming. How are the kids?
Hi Ming, how is the server?
pretty nice to be honest, missing ya
spolier:- Miguel era una alpaca todo el tiempo y la alpaca en la primera temporada era su madre -:spolier
Que una sorpresa
wizardmadnes oh god
Y su padre no era una alpaca, era la llama amante de su madre, que ahora tiene amnesia después de estar 15 años en coma.
wizardmadnes nooooooooo
*gasps in spanish*
Around the song I decided this is your best video yet, chuckled out loud at 2:30AM. Thanks I guess.
Du är ju för fan bäst. Du är rolig och allt fan skratta fan hur mycket som hälst. (kan inte skriva)men bra videos du är as rolig :D
every video is golden
Thank you Kilian-Senpai! You made my day!
Awoken hopefully he notices you
I love your videos ,and i loved your song,u r great kilian
When you have a good day and Killian uploads, it's like a cherry on the top.
I trust you, i also trust the voices
Instructions unclear:
I won my game...
What did I do wrong??
FINALLY some informative information about dolphin training on youtube. I was about to give up searching.
The perfect thing to get me up in the morning is a new Killian Experience
Your shit just gets better and better
If the game's set in Russia, does that make it player unknown's blyattlegrounds
Why do I love your videos so much?
love it, keep up the work
You only need to do one thing to be good. Take a deep breath and say...
*WITNESS ME BROTHERS, I AM AWAITED IN VALHALLAAAAAAAAA!*
Now you are the best player
I really want to see more of this soap opera.
Love your videos, they crack me up which helps me live yet another day. Check out impossible creatures, an oldie RTS game where you make creatures out of different animal parts and use them as your army.
I don't get it you're an emperor you should send your soldiers to win this chicken dinner for you , but I guess u love your empire so much that you'll risk your life for it. Respect , all hail emperor Killian.
You have the voice of an angel
0:42 the best summary of valverde's reign of Barcelona and this is not even a football channel.
I learned that I should be a dolphin trainer and that my real enemy is the blue wall... thanks Kilian!
The Beethoven's 9th symphony is literally in every Killian video
lordofthequickscopers XD Yes, Oh my brother
I'm sorry to bother you but I am desperate because I just can't find out how the piece at 4:40 is called.
I figured I ask you because you recognized beethovens 9th symphony
Orbit 01 I think it's from Stravinsky's Rite of spring but I'm not sure
Also ua-cam.com/video/HBwYVt8y8yc/v-deo.html
Orbit 01 it's Marche Slave by Tchaikovsky
North Korea launched a nuke? I sleep.
Kilian released a video on PUBG? I W O K E.
I keep coming back to this masterpiece :)
9:05 that World of Warcraft Mists of Pandaria inn theme though! It fits in perfectly with Killians video!
So many pug ways to die
Can we get a guide to getting friends?
PixelFixer to getting what? Sorry, that word confuse me; what's a 'freud' , like you say it young homosapiens?
My firsat Killian video... that singing makes me stay :D Thanks for the video!
Masterful use of wind waker shop music, bravo kiliano, bravo
That dumb ways to die was hilarious xD
Denzil Ritesh ikr
what's with this gun game thing i'm trying to watch my soap opera
I'm literally in tears at this video. So funny.
Now this was some funny stuff. You got my sub
Whoever "FilhoDumPreto" is, I just want him to know, that he is a legend.
this name is portuguese and kinda of a racial slur lmao
@@nyeponpon I am Portuguese, this was also 6 years ago and all that it means is "Son of a black person"
@@BotBruh448 ah sim, faz sentido. Na verdade fiquei procurando algum comentário relacionado a esse nome justamente porque gargalhei lendo. No Brasil isso pode ser muito ofensivo dependendo de quem fala e o contexto no qual fala xD
@@nyeponpon aqui é mais comum mas também depende muito do tom!
I'm an Alpaca and I feel ofended
One on my favorite videos right here
4:06 That actually could be a legitimate Metal Gear quote.
Miguel!! How could you!?
"the best thing about PUBG is that it rewards me for being a coward"
Used to win between 1 in 3.5 games and 1 in 4.
But the blood lust has got to me. Used to play for the win. Now I hunt down every player within a 500 metre radius.
I especially liked parachuting into the central city on the original map and just clearing it out.
Did not expect Dumb ways to die.
Kilian never ceases to amaze me.
i think *P* *U* *B* *G* *T* *U* *L* *&* *D* *F* is a good game but also terrible at the same time
Best UA-camr👌
Thanks for posting, killian. I had just retrieved my favourite snack of pickles and you just posted. Now I can watch and eat pickles at the same time
the greatest way to wake up in the morning to this and enjoining it to my morning coffee