This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep... And then this video came along. I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall. (Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
Day 897: I have gone 9 days without food. Still holding out. I can't stop. I need more videos. If you're reading this, Help me. Oh, I see another video....
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
"GET OUTTA MY WAY" 😂
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Yeah, this guy's great.
I thought the "heh" was never going to come! What a dramatic pause.
*_Dramatic pause from the Nile._*
2:43
Rosen: I think you know what I mean.
+josh kirby Noice
+Epic Llama slap laughed why to hard
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+Mad Wlad way*
Epic Llama slap
Ah, of course squeezing the chickens testicles are going to make it squeak.
Eat a calzone George costanza
These pretzels are making me thirsty
That poor chicken has a prolapsed cloaca. That Tim kept squeezing.
Heheheh
but i also heard a HORSE FART at: 1:27 and a rocket which is launching at 2:05 what freaky sounds made by bloons
*heh*
*Cursed comments*
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1:45 ......yeeeees
Goddamnit this shit gets me everytime
1:47
yeeeeeeeeeeee
This guy is so fucking awesome. The way he just smashes two long balloons together in a complete stone cold face then clasps his hands together as if he didn't just do something completely childish. It is such a great mixture.
It's got me crying in laughter, this comment.
AYO WHAT DID HE SAY
U say da f word
OI
D's baby less go
3:19 he realizes what he is doing with his life! haha
Declan omalley omg hahahah
this chap is far too posh to enjoy being as childish as he is LOL what a wholesome man
2:41 I had to laugh a bit about my childish thinking there when tim goes honka-honka with 2 big 'balloons', but then I lost it at the huge baguette haha
"Get out of my way!"
Perfect timing every time ;-;
me: GET OUT OF HIS WAY!
I made a playlist of Tim's videos to listen to at night in order to relax and fall asleep. The content is genuinely interesting, but he has the most calming, soothing voice. I had gone through two videos, and was on the verge of falling asleep...
And then this video came along.
I now have insomnia, perforated eardrums,, and a fractured skull from banging my head on the wall.
(Okay, not really - do not feel guilty, Tim!)
+Ryan Renaud I play some Tim videos myself. Helps me relax
Harry Mathews indinmovie
Ryan Raubenheimer make the playlist public
OUTTA MY WAY YOU WEE LITTLE .... !!!!
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I love 'em.
Lions I by 😆
GET OUT MY WAY!
You ruined this video for me, lol. I can't watch it and not think of your poop.
Actually, ruined and made it better to be honest.
Balloons I love em....
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How can he stay that serious?
+Cookie Ann
He's British.
+Cookie Ann Maybe because.......Unlike most of the comments on this page. His mind isn't in the gutter! :)
The same way one would get 2 Carnegie Hall....lots & LOTS of **PRACTICE!** LOL IJS
That car noise is truly impressive!
Much noise, very impress, wow
***** Is that your own material? Because I've never heard it before. Very impressive. Fuck you.
Cory RS wow that wasn't an overreaction now was it....
Cory RS
Much rage, very anger.. Growl
***** rawr such kitty pow much cute very awww.
Edit: my pic fits this so much xD
the car horn one also sounds like an air raid siren lol
+rockerseven or train horn
MOOOOOOOVE!!!
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"Come on Arsenal" ..... oh dear
LMAOOO
Tim, if you see a funny pink thing at the bottom of something, especially if it is male, don't squeeze it.
no wonder its screaming
r/cursedcomments
lol
It’s a joshson
Y’all this time I squeezed a smaller one and the scream is a lil bit high pitched
Tim channelling his inner yob today :)
3:20 someone has to make a gif out of this
i second this
Chris Phillips
you are a scholar and a gentleman.
SWEEEEEET!!!!!!
LMFAOOO
That face.
I never had Tim down as an arsenal fan.
he always seemed more like a ManU type of fellow to me.
The problem with arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
Richard Gilbert Ahh so you saw that ludicrous display last night?
I can't help but giggle at him pushing on the duel balloons, it looks so silly! For a slightly obvious reason... X3
Me: in the back of the car...
No one....
My grandad: 1:57
Poor chicken, it looks like its rectum prolapsed.
"Come on, Arsenal!"
Tim supports Arsenal?! I love him even more now!
The way you combined two balloons together was ingenious. I would have never thought of it!
"C'mon Arsenal"
XDDDDD
i love how tim appreciates any of the toys he show even if they are boring he loves them
I guess Tim's got road rage.
I love this man, and all of his videos.
I usually watch them when I'm feeling depressed, it cheers me up
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3:15 PERFECT sighs
I've had to note down all the jokes I've thought up so far. We'll make a YTP star out of Tim yet!
***** I use Sony Vegas, so the best I can say is that you look for the Distortion or Vibrato effects in there. I'm afraid I've never used Audacity so I know nothing about it.
ThePlamzJoker The car scene was excellent
+ReachForTheSky beep beep BEEP! GET OUT OF MY WAY!
Balloons I love em too
my dog is now running around looking for her squeaky toys!
keep up the vids tim
those mylar ones from the end are fantastic. i had some at a Detroit Pistons game as a wee lad.
I love Tim.
The chicken is gorgeous
The car sound really impressed me, and I'm not sure why cx, but when I here it my inner child smiled or somethin, I need some of these balloons.
The two balloons you banged together have actually been around for awhile they would always pass them out for free at my brothers high school football games (I'm in the u.s.) but they were cheap and usually popped after awhile :)
nice. I like balloons.
THAT IS THE BEST NOISE TIM HAS EVER MADE 1:47
"There's that funny pink thing at the bottom."
HAHAH! I laughed so hard!
1:26 had me lmao
Have a headache. Don't know why I thought now would be a good time to watch this.
0:51 I listened to this a full volume and I have no regrets XD
Can you be my Grandpa?
I was waiting for 'here's one from Japan'
2:48 EEAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAINMA Once we get the hang of it, Living off the land working with are hands, It’s so nice!
I'm a 15 year old boy that never plays with toys but I fucking love this channel I don't know why
The combos were really cool.
How can these videos not have over 10 million hits each? No justice in this world.
2:10
That little “toot toot toot”
i'm going to have to ytp this big time
Yeah u got pooped ;)
If I found a Grand Illusions video that didn't make me laugh or at least smile, I'd be very surprised.
At 2.20 I thought I was watching a Carry on film! Tim massaging a large pair of balloons with a whizzing sound! Sid James should pop out at any moment saying "Caw look at those biguns!"
2:20
Day 897: I have gone 9 days without food. Still holding out. I can't stop. I need more videos. If you're reading this, Help me. Oh, I see another video....
Nooooooooooo don't die , you still have more videos to watch for . ;-;
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Just eat and watch his vid at the same time
C’MON ARSENAL😂😂😂
I'm easily impressed by this. Like how come I've never found these as a child?!
time to watch an elderly man play with his toys on the internet... yay!
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I am happy now, perfect fun idea with two balloons attached!
He is the best you tuber he has 80 balloons wow that is a lot of balloons thx so much for these videos
I thought that pink balloon thing in the chicken bottom was a genital
THIS IS BRILLIANT.
Oh imagine the childhood you would have if this guy was your granddad!
2:00... guys... Tim shouting at the traffic outside again... this is what happens when you give him a portable car horn! :-P
no offense Tim... your too awesome to insult :-P
This was thoroughly entertaining.
my dog likes this video a lot!
**grabs silver balloons**
(a few seconds later)
**squeaky screaming**
seriously how does the camera man and the people behind the camera not crack up at you all the time you are adorable!!!!
2:10 My fucking sides
I love this guy.
guys this guy is going to be big so enjoy the calm and friendly comment section while it lasts
A chicken that squeals when you squeeze its hemorrhoid.
This is one of those videos where I could say so many different funny inappropriate things.
Singularly the best thing I have seen on the internet.
Maybe clicking on a video called "noisy balloons" at 3:35AM wasn't such a great idea
I lost it at 2:22, LOL!! pressing one balloon at a time, and get a "Wehhh" sound... Me brain's a little in the gutter there
this have to be the funniest Tim video :D
That face when he slaps those cheer things is outstanding!!!!
Press 5 forever!
1:56 Seeing Tim angry like that (Even if he is just having a bit of fun) unsettles me.
My dog went NUTS when I was watching this video.
I love it. Get Out of My Way lol. Love the thisel whistel one
" A siren makes a gooniceson"
Yes, indeed it does Tim, yes indeed it does.
I remember in a local football match in Greece more than 10 years ago that they gave out pairs of balloons like the last one!
I would love to have that car whistle.. Here at work, people usually leave stuff when I take work out and usually block the way...
1:27 sounds like a bad fart
“What a noise!”
Press 5 for cantankerous Tim
Press 9 for hooligan Tim
1:27 when I eat beans at dinner
Byaku Tensei LOL TROO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #ECKSDEE
THIS IS THE BEST CHANNEL
Great video Tim!
best first 3 seconds of my life xD
BALOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWMMMMMS
1:47 "yeeehh"
That's incredible.
How does anybody stay serious at a time like this?!
So now we all know: Tim's an Arsenal fan.
1:26 angry minecraft villager!
even those balloons hurt my ears and I'm 20 plus my devices on low volume.
He makes me happy lol