Karlous Miller - You Ever Get So High You Get Smart? 😂 *STONER JOKES*
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Stand up comedian Karlous Miller brings up some important questions he thought about when stoned, how he has Mexican's side when the President decided to build the wall. Jokes were performed at DeMarcus Cousins' hilarious comedy special where he handpicked some of his favorite comedians including Gary Owen, Mike Epps, Red Grant and Tony Roberts.
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“Who fried em the first time?!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 I don’t trust it!
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He stole that joke from Mitch Hedberg, RIP to a very underrated comedian.
Lmao too funny
"You got some good ass weed out here too"
*camera cuts to the highest guy in the crowd*
😂
😂😂
Yoooo 🤣
I can't figure out from where i know this dude. Fuuuuuuck. I know i know him.
@@moodyloonie the guy on stage is from wild n out....
You ask those questions when high? I ask those questions when I’m normal!😂
Same and my teachers,friends say I ask questions too much
Both of you, keep off the kush
Right
You be eating Scooby snacks on a regular
😂😂😂
Bro I’ve had so many conversations with my friends while high 😂😂😂 I could’ve sworn we found the cure for cancer 😂😂
Dayum
Its weed my friend lol, the Cannabinoids kill cancer cells
Ya Neva know fam 🤙🏻😂 ;)
Nah I get so high I get dumb asf😂😂😂
😆
No lie I was high when he said that first joke. I really looked at the mirror like hold on. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to write my Latin exams high - never bunked one. Only when I was sober. That $hit was magical.
Man, I graduated hella times, got hella kids, did abc hella times, got hella weed. 😭😭😂😂😂
curry laughing like he know what it feel like to be high😭😭, it’s some we don’t know about😭😭😭
This fool said we like he got any similarity to curry
When he did the Oakland impression and they showed mister fab.. funny kuz that’s exactly how fab talk 😂 EXACTLY!
Bro that laugh in my left earphone at 1:30 had me thinking I got schizophrenia wth lool
Karlous is so high, he forgets he doesn't have a joint in his hand, so he just touches his lip with his fingers.
Man of culture, who is that lovely lady wearing the yellow top.
😭 Oakland hella accurate
Bruh I’m high af!!! As soon as he got to the topic about you start looking at random shit I stared looking at my lamp like how does this shit work
Ever get so high you steal Katt Williams jokes
Steph Curry was like, brother you nailed it 🤣
Yesssss so true
0:42 fun fact.. a mirror is green
Green a mirror is green... Lol figured that shhht out
Ohhhh yesssssssz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@0:19 "Ayesha laughs when Steph's laugh" 😬
I totally understand what relationship they got, I don't want to say but I think we all are
lol)) best!!!
Is that somebody feeding a baby at 30 seconds🤣🤣🤣🤣 who the hell brought they baby to a comedy show
Katt Williams word fa word
Dude this joke is Katt Williams.... He talks about getting high and asking about a couch , a love seat... And that you can't even sit on in I you aren't in love.
It's the same joke
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Not what color is the mirror?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Actually, mirrors r green. Thats the light they reflect . The more u know 😁
Mirrors are actually green. It's just really hard to tell except under certain circumstances.
Last night i threw the plate in the trash can and the can of soda in the sink
The Oakland part was too spot on especially with the “hella” 🤣🤣
I moved from the Bay to SoCal and the word down here for that is "Super". "I was Suuuuuper excited to go to the party". Felt nice to hear the word hella again lol
@@TheJofrica I have super kids?
@@sowhat... For numerical amounts it's "mad." "I got mad kids." But you could use mad also for qualitative too - "that soup is mad hot."
Hell yea🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheJofrica I know mad and hella. But didn't know it's from a specific part. So hella and mad are an Oakland thing?
"Can you wear house shoes in an apartment"😭😭😭😭 that had me weak ASF
😂😂😂
Veg
Who fired them the first time😂😂😂
@@tracypeebles9362 😂😂😂
i dont get it please explain!
“refried beans...who fried em the first time?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats a quote from tales from the hood have you seen it lol
@@jasonredhorn6973 yup. Good catch. Plus the whole "smart shit while smoking" angle was done by Kat Williams.
@@leov.3058 "So that's the couch, and that's the love seat, I can't even sit in it if I ain't in love" haha
@@jasonredhorn6973 you got it! That Pimp Chronicles pt. 1 was hilarious.
@@leov.3058 a classic for sure. In My top 5 specials of all time
“What color is a mirror “. I’m not high ion even know 😂😂😂
Mirrors are green actually
@@saintshall3265 nah they clear
@@bigcheckcalling3499 nope they're green. If you have two mirrors facing eachother, if you stand in the middle your image will eventually become green after being replicated 100 times
@@saintshall3265 lol thats true depending on the manufacturer
Reflective tf😂
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“Because home is where the heart is” that was too accurate 💀😂
I Said the same thing b4 I saw your comment.😂😂 people think the same so much.
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I was weak asf
@@ForgottenFaceZ hnn.
"what colour is a mirror?" this legit got me wondering WHAT colour is it? 😭😭🤣🤣
Usually depending on the glass and the coating. Like sometimes the glass itself can be slightly green tinted. I think Vsauce had a video on it too
Nah Fr tho 💯😂
It's only funny when ur high, not sober🤫
Green
@@hlp_emlove3390 facts
i literally got high with my friend last night and we deadass had a 30-minute-talk about the quantum physics of teleportation
Lmao bruh I’m always in bikini bottom bro so I couldn’t relate
Chill out sheldon
@@coltenloudin8478 he aint sheldon.. sheldon can figure that out in couple min.. he and his friends are penny with a dick
Every person that smokes swears they figure this shit out haha.
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“Yeah cause home is where yo heart is” I’m weak 😭😭💀
That shit was lame as hell I turned this off after that. I have no idea how the rest goes. We’re really devolving it seems.
@@ThisAinThatMetro yeah I don’t give a damn if you don’t find it funny keep it pushing 👋🏽👋🏽byeeee tf
@@L.G02 right like?? Like niggas care about his opinion lol
@@mastertobs2885 so ignore it lmao you that sensitive lil baby
@@ThisAinThatMetro skinny boi on his period
“Refried beans. Who fried them the first time” - K. Miller
No bullshit who did though? 😂😂 Been wondering this shit ever since I was 7.
I was exactly 7 trying to figure this shit out lmao
Lmaoooo 🤣
Your not alone!
Yea before I smoked been thought that
The trick is that you fry onions twice that’s why they be called TT fried so that onion flavor is like an arrow to your heart instantly falling in love with beans 🥰
Whatever he smoked that shit be hittin for sure ..
😆
Zaza
@@mr.dakamd5444 this shit came out the garden with adam and eve
@@thatsagoddamnlie7915 choppa go fow fow shoot up y'all pow wow tryna make all y'all bleed
@@breezy-kp8rn 21 savage
His comedic timing is on point 💯👌💯and that’s what makes his jokes so hilarious 😂😂🤣
He was made for this.
Legit
The 🐐
Easily lol. It’s effortless
Facts
yup
When he said on mommas at the end the whole crowd lit up
Trueeee
Be that’s hella true you’ve never bean to Oakland
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That universal agreement, agreed upon unanimously 😂
My baby daddy every time he drinks he says every sentence no matter what he saying all my grandma all my grandma funny s***🤣🤦♀️🤣
I think about stuff so hard when I’m high. It never equates to anything, but I really feel like I’m changing the world 😂
Drunk guy: `What color is a mirror?'
Me: wow, I've never thought of that
Right
The mirror adapts. Whatever color you put in front of it, it becomes the color 😏
@@notorioezz Nah the mirror itself
Slightly green
@@notorioezz its actually slightly green
Look at Chef Curry on da front row...so inspiring😪😂
Look at curry so inspirational 😂😂😂
Facts!😂
🤣😂
😂😂😂
Chef steph look at curry man
Steph laughed, ayesha saw he was laughing so she did as well😂
Lmao peeped
Ong😭
Bro I thought I was the only one 🤣
Prolly cuz it’s weed jokes and shit idk
😂😂☠️
I knew Karlous could roast but this put me on his stand up. Idc what nobody say this was one of the best stand up sets I ever seen. This man literally was the star of this show. He had the crowd laughing NON STOP
Man and the crazy thing is that's every set he got
Karlous is too funny and this is so relatable. I got this high and ended up here
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On god thats how it be lol
🤣😂😩😩
Lol 😂😂
Same
Got so high one time I started understanding German straight up
Brazy
Ich fühle dich
Lmaooo bruh wtf
Same bro
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Hella educated on mamas” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mane 🤣🤣 not just on my mom, on momas 😂😂
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After hearing "the wall" jokes many times, this one actually had another turn
literally
Has another "round" 😆
Frfr lol
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“who fried em the first time” got me 😭😭
na same dog ☠️
“What color is a mirror” had me fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂
If you like this "comedy"...please do.
@@Yahooligan72 maybe just let people enjoy what they want 😬
Same 😂
@Daniel Park ok… 157,000 people disagree with you but ok. Do you bud
@@Yahooligan72 wow, so you’re just out here saying people should died based on what type of comedy they like? Well aren’t you a fucking saint.
Imagine if he spotted curry in the crowd and was like "oh shit I must be high asf is that actually Steph at my show? Wtf" 😂
He actually did. Made a joke about steph too. Steph is dying of laughter.
I thought the first guy laughing was Stephen Curry lol I went back, It was 😵😵
Same! I was like “he kinda looks like curry” and then I saw his wife and realized it was him 😂
Read the description, its a DeMarcus Cousins event
@@rBlake he was there too lmfao
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@@rBlake who reads the description?
Last night, i got so high that i figured out the relationship between Buddhism, psychotherapy and the story of adam and eve with the serpent.
Tell me more......... 😳
SOOOO ME, that’s why I don’t smoke no more
When you start figuring out that this all just some bs
We're listening
Do tell... 👀
“Home is where your heart is” is too accurate😂😂😂😂
Walk arooooound 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
When was this show
Walk Around 😂😂😂😭
This reminds of the Katt Williams bit. “So that’s the couch right?”
Yea and when talks about looking at fridge “there aint shit in there”
This is called stealing material 🤷🏻♂️
Exactly what I thought
“Now i can see why they call it a couch, but this bitch right here, this is a love seat, i can’t even sit on it if I aint in love”
This man straight up stole Kat Williams joke
“They gone build a wall. Yeah. What y’all gone do. Walk around.” That is way to accurate I might just take the hidden tunnels.
The first time I got high was the night before an AP exam. I was loaded. I woke up the next morning took the test and felt really confident on my work.
I got a 1.
1 or 100?
A 1 ? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@thebuttermilkgirlisback AP exam is measured from a score of 1-5. He absolutely failed 🤣🤣
@@karen_3 I screamed 🤣🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣
You gotta admit this was straight from Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles book. From my perspective, I took it as Karlous paying homage. He delivered and executed flawlessly
Same subject different jokes.
I agree Rjay - same joke in the same order
He's whack for this.. If a comedian wants to pay homage you gotta an impression. This is a rip off 😫
R ight
thought the same thing soon as he started lol
“Can you wear house shoes in a apartment?”
**Casually cuts to Steph Curry** 😂
Oh look how cool *ANOTHER* quote everybody keeps typing every other comment. How unique...
@@youtubepremium2152 copy and paster
I've definitely been that type of high. I once had the oven on and said to myself "Okay it's not too late. It's only 475" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats wild hahha
Wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Karlous Miller “Does This”. For Real For Real!
😅😅😅😅😅
Whaaaaaaa i can tell. Look Tmac let's get this money booboo I just don't got love connection or dr phill not phill me in but phill the room with money and all get to eat. You have a nice one. Oh I got some emoooootionALLLL Funny comedian jokes but don't let me take my brothas shine.. s_o to brotha KARLOUS MILLER... I call him Carlos. Cause he got a [car] that sits [low]= Carlos got a sick as trans am. Yeeeeee
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I didn't laugh once. Need to see more
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this joke been use before by kat williams but used differently when he was talking about a love seat.
I cant even sit here if aint in love 😂😂
Yessir
Thought the same shit. Comedians aint original no more. Not hatin but that kat williams stand up is legendary. He should know better.
@@Samayam144 I'm pretty sure katt wasn't the first either.
@@aziki135 who knows? But you can’t find a clip of any comedian, known or unknown, who did it before Kat. This bit is the “great value” version of Kat’s
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How the hell did you spell it right🤣🤣🤣
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Then send your sister to my home
If anyone is wondering what color a mirror is, the answer is slightly green
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Not if it's low iorn
Elaborate pls
its actually blue, just eliminate the brown
I’m
I watched this high and I haven't laughed like this in a long time 😭😂
I think that is definitely relatable when sometimes people get so drunk/high they act as though they have a superpower of intelligence 😂
Yea chico bean or dc youngfly to me personally aren't even close to being funny like Karlos Miller. Again I repeat personal opinion.
If they ever make another Friday movie I really hope he will be in it 🥴🥴🍃🍃
How does he get away with copying Hedberg's refried beans joke. That shit's a classic
And kat Williams on getting smart when high.
That was on Tales From The Hood in the 90s. Good flick if u haven’t checked it out its worth a watch
dat Oakland impression was spot on on citas 🤣
On god 🤣😂🤣😂
On mamas
🤣🤣🤣
You feel me? Town biz baby ✊🏾
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Its a shame this series isnt a regular thing. Must've been filmed before covid no?
It coming back soon! Yes sir filmed pre-COVID
@@BoogiesComedySlam great
Lmao I always thought that about refried beans “who fried them the first time?”
Sir Fry a Lot.
It’s a Mitch Hedberg joke..
@@Gen7486 Pretty sure everyone has thought this about refried beans.
“I done graduated hella times” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steph laughing got me dead 😭.
Pablo : We will just go around 😂😂😂
Is it sad that he asked the mirror question and I immediately knew?
A mirror is green people.
Green.
For real 🤔
@@tevinh3333 I literally only know that cause my nerdy brother is obsessed with the channel Vsauce and they did an entire video on it. 😂
LOL You can literally see it for yourself by creating an infinite image with your smartphone camera and a mirror.
That's dope
That whole first part of the bid is so much like Katt Williams bit.
Facts! The delivery and all.
'Can't sit on a love seat if I ain't in love, what kinda shit is that'
True but those jokes have gone back for years. Not the exact same ones but just the high/smart questions category. Neither one of them technically came up with it. They just made their own. But you're right though, he definitely nailed it on the head and I don't think I'll ever get tired of hearing these lines lol
All these comedians these days are so hack like this is so cringe sounds like any weird meme id see on some weird weed instagram page
Y’all trippin. Take los back to the Katt era. He would be the man rn
Call me old but this joke sounds alot like Kat Williams Pimp Chronicles “ Weed will make you Smart” joke
All I could think about
Y’all kno what’s up
I knew it sounded kinda familiar.
Yup exact same format.
Exactly what it was
Aisha only laugh when she see steph laughing 😂
True love😂😂
😂 nah it just take a minute for it to process 😂
@@pa7942 😂
LMFAOAOAOOAOA RIGHT
Nah only when she know she's on cam
The Wall: "We gone just walk around !!!" 😆😅🤣😂
“Look at curry man.... so inspirational” 😭😭💯
That’s old now gtfo
Man I hope this man make it big one day, he funny😂
Am I the only one who remembers when Kat Williams did this exact same concept
But better...”why they call it a love seat, can’t even sit on it without making love” 😂😂😂
"That's a love seat, right?"😂😂
I clocked that straight away. He took this right from the book.
“I can see why they call this a couch”😂
Wasnt really laughing throughout cuz it reminded me way too much of Katt Williams on a bar chair
That moment Steph is worried everyone will find out hes from walnut creek.....
Katt Williams
I was literally looking for someone to say something!! Love seat joke
@@jamiestrope5931 He definitely stole one of katt scripts 💀
I just commented saying this shit and I seen yours
Yeah this was a rip
There’s no way he ain’t seen Pimp Chronicles
Exactly
They sleep
Thank you
i really did think what color a mirror is before watching this
Bruh lol
Silver? Clear? Grey? Metallic? All The Above?
It’s called “mirror” 💪🏾
Just saw some say mirrors green🙃
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UA-cam using a backdoor on my phone to listen to me taking a hit literally 2 min before this lol I'm baked as shit
Litterally me too right now I opened it yo look for basketball highlights lol
just rolled up lol
Lol
Ok, but first I gotta ask, are you takin a hit every 2 minutes all day?