Honestly the best mood lifter with a great humour of all time. Hats off dude for always making us laugh and also since you asked so politely ...." Vivek be my housewife !! " XD
Fr ....when you said "periods Wale din ladkiya weak ho jati h"and sports Mai aage nhi h" bro ngl today I had my basketball match and it's my third day guess what I won 😅 I'm not saying ki " ase kese bol Diya mard h to kya hum bhi sbh kuch kr skte h " but it's like a considence yk 😙so just wanted to share it with you 😌 and I'm also in 9th tho😅VIVEK BE MY HOUSEWIFE 💐💜
Should also raise your concern regarding how he is proudly selling period sex, ldki ho to thodi sharam aur sensibility rkho ua-cam.com/video/64TIihkOjpA/v-deo.htmlsi=YG9tM_3cmi6sv2_g
This was so so good man!!....I usually don't comment on videos but this one had me! Just 2 min ago, I was crying continuously and then opened youtube out of frustration. This video appeared on my youtube algo. and you made my day man!! Tbh! The best stand up comedian ...Hoping for you to have a show in Kanpur
Omg... i just cant believe how this person never fails to make me laugh even in my worst mood... this show just took all my stress away... vivek never fails to deliver ❤😂
“Tumme mere toxic traits dekhe kahan hain" so good man😂 Vivek jokes apart I wanna tell you that I love the way you talk on serious issues in such way you're such great artist.I have a request,I want to interact with you personally I hope you'll reply me. Love you cutie❤️
This video is about 1. Vibek samtani 2.kala pani (virat) 3.nonveg biriyani. 4.periods ki zindagani. 5.vibek ki dewani (ex gf) 6.for all the rani.(every woman in the room and in the world) Btw If you guys notice vibek samtani is in sherwani Looks like pure hindustani And Ladkiya do not worry about your menstrual blood and pani Comment he to toofani
Finally you’ll be coming to Varanasi..you’re my favourite stand up comedian. I wanted to watch your show so much. The way you respect everything even while making a joke is incredible. Love from varanasiiiiiiiiiiiiii💓💓
Today is my first day of periods and i am watching your video. Vivek you are a green flag.. ❤ how you talk about periods social taboo... Love your videos ❤
ohh myy goddd........vivek u always nailed it srsly.....jitna bhi bura mood kharab ho mera.....ur videos are enough to uplift my mood......u r awesome................Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE..............hehehehee.....all love to u
Tomorrow is my physics examination (pre boards)...but then also this video of vivek samtani bhaiya seems important then studies... lmao 😂😂😂 Btw love your videos...❤❤
When I first got my period, I was 11 years old I didn't tell my mom about that because I also thought I had cancer I was afraid that she would blame me for being obessed. I also thought that I might have been dreaming and it's nothing But then I decided to tell my mom about this and she was like "areyy budhu tujhe periods aaye hai "😂😂
vivek, you for sure would make a wonderful homemaker(xD), so effortlessly you bring these two jokes in every video(the biryani one and that poetry) :) and to top it all its so nice how you give these "taboos" a feather touch and make them sound funny at the same time!
My favourite comedian ❤ ...kitna bhi serious topic ho but the way you come with jokes is dammm 😂.... Be my housewife ❤😂😅( bass weekly video hote toh aur accha hota )
This one time i had my periods unexpectedly in class and one of the boy saw me and went to the teacher telling "pallavi is a murderer she mudered someone" and that day was the most embarassing day of my life😂😂
Sir I know aap normally funy kar rahe hai lekin please sir ishpe aap comedy mat karo Balki aap ishke baare me khul ke baat kariye na ishe majak lijiye.. aap ko pata nahi hai ki ladki ko kitna pain hota hai unhe admit tak hona padta hai sir 🙏🙏😔😔😔 please
Vivek u r so funny and u know one thing ur jokes always makes me laugh even when I'm sad. Lots of love to u mr.biryani❤ Liked that ovary-reaction😂 Always waiting for your amazing video. I wanted to know is there any chance u come to kota Rajasthan please i want to be a part of ur amazing show Again lots and lots of love❤❤❤ BE MY HOUSEWIFE VIVEK SAMTANI JI😂❤
Vivek u r one the bestest comics on stage , great sense of humor , great wittyness n specially ur smile is v charming for girls , good going for life time
So cutest you're man...I love your videos...the way you speak about the taboo which people generally refer not to talk about...is something else only...lots of love...❤️❤️
Ticket link for shows
Delhi Noida Gurgaon Nagpur Surat Jaipur
in.bookmyshow.com/events/vivek-samtani-live-a-stand-up-comedy-show/ET00351499
Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE!!!!!!!!!
i really like your vids and keep doing like this and hope that you will to ulhasnagar for your future show
Jordar Bhai ❤😂
vivek be my housewife😅😍😂
Vivek; be my housewife 😍
Broo come in AJMER
"Women realising gents are the problem " captions to bhai alag hi 😂😂
Meh 😂
The fact that he was actually dressed like khoon while talking about it 🙌😁
P.s He's the best Feminist😂🤌🏻
I am a girl age 16 and I am a state level kabaddi player and period is not a excuse, we equally practice and perform compare to boys
👍🏻👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 you know I'm also 13 yr old kbd national player ... keep it up
You go girl♥️ that's actually astonishing ✨
I'm also 15 and a national player in tennis
Wow okay ! I play tennis nd m 13 ❤ @@manyasharma1384
Even I am the player of tennis
Just had my period crying and overthinking this really is a thing that made my day 😭😂😂😂😂
The way this man talks about societal taboo. True artist 🌻🌻
tih bhai social activist hai, artist nhi, aur stand up comedian toh bilkul nhi hai
@@percyjackson583 Bhaiya aapki standup video konse channel pe aati hai
Kahe ka taboo madam...ldkiyan hi bnati h periods ko taboo
@@percyjackson583bhai kisko smjha rha tu bhi😂
@@rockythehunk7625 ask your mother aur sister
Bhai the line "Periods kya hai janne se pehle hum ye sikhte hai ki ise rokhe kaise" hit hard.😂😂
He knows how to touch sensitive topics comically🙌
Kon kon girls period time me ye video dekh rhi h 😂🙌
🙋♀️😅
Me
Mee
🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
I'm
Vivek using captions as Safety Pads to prevent the outrage 💀
You got it
and im watching this on first day of my periods lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me tooo, I'm dying with pain 😭
today is my second day dis pain 😭😭
The only person on youtube so far making girls issues so very normal!!!
Respect>>❤️🙌🏻
The only person can change any situation to fun 😂❤
is god! not him
Devesh Dixit ka naam suna hai? 😂
Acha pura dek bi lia bhut free ho madam
Watching this while on my periods, is the best feeling ever!!😂❤❤
Really relatable
Relatable
Here me dying of cramps but Vivek always cheers me up😂❤
He's talking about his laal paan ki raani while being dressed like domestic LPG cylinder.😂😂
Honestly the best mood lifter with a great humour of all time. Hats off dude for always making us laugh and also since you asked so politely ...." Vivek be my housewife !! " XD
Aap bhi DEL MUN mai the kya
Fr ....when you said "periods Wale din ladkiya weak ho jati h"and sports Mai aage nhi h" bro ngl today I had my basketball match and it's my third day guess what I won 😅 I'm not saying ki " ase kese bol Diya mard h to kya hum bhi sbh kuch kr skte h " but it's like a considence yk 😙so just wanted to share it with you 😌 and I'm also in 9th tho😅VIVEK BE MY HOUSEWIFE 💐💜
After so long its good to see someone coming out with original jokes. This is creativity 1000%
what is og in this,is dafa koi female ke jgh male standup bna rha h, ghise pite jokes
thanks for this vivek whole day I'm struggling with periods and I just watch this😂😂😂😂make me laugh . God bless u and ur Art u r amazing❤❤❤
Raising voice and giving messages on such sensitive topic with great sense of humour.
Hat's off man❤
Thanks for taking stand for everyone..
Should also raise your concern regarding how he is proudly selling period sex, ldki ho to thodi sharam aur sensibility rkho
ua-cam.com/video/64TIihkOjpA/v-deo.htmlsi=YG9tM_3cmi6sv2_g
This was so so good man!!....I usually don't comment on videos but this one had me! Just 2 min ago, I was crying continuously and then opened youtube out of frustration. This video appeared on my youtube algo. and you made my day man!! Tbh! The best stand up comedian ...Hoping for you to have a show in Kanpur
Same here...... I'm also waiting for Vivek to perform in Kanpur😢
U r literally best. Maine itne logo ka abhi stand up dekha sab mai humour nhi.. Ok type jokes aap ka ek video hi itna funny. 😍Love u
Omg... i just cant believe how this person never fails to make me laugh even in my worst mood... this show just took all my stress away... vivek never fails to deliver ❤😂
gg
That's what she said
First day of periods, fully exhausted, but enjoying now
Jokes based on my problems... Ahh... What a relief from cramps 🫠
He's the only stand up comedian i love...to watch...
❤
His jokes are relating Nd funny 🤣
Vivek love from Bhopal 🖤
The way vivek sir present his jokes well and also clearing it out that it's all a joke
Periods hai peroids ka standup comedy dekhne aai hu 🙂
Same🙂
Same 😂
Same sis ❤
“Tumme mere toxic traits dekhe kahan hain" so good man😂
Vivek jokes apart I wanna tell you that I love the way you talk on serious issues in such way you're such great artist.I have a request,I want to interact with you personally I hope you'll reply me.
Love you cutie❤️
Don't leave the comment just by liking it please reply once na
Loved the way u made all understand about periods in a lighter way❤
Awareness more than comedy 👏
And those captions are extra dose 😂😂😂
Am watching this with my periods on, and literally it cured my mood swing 😭❤ I hella appreciate his statement over jokes.
He really have power to change the world with his comedy❤
I just love his accent and way of saying things just like that. What a confidence bro...
I am also a poet and I m not that much confident on stage...
Keep doing it u will get confidence 😇
Him and his biryani joke... Is permanent 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤....
It's just awesome how this man can cheer up anyone in any mood😂❤
This video is about
1. Vibek samtani
2.kala pani (virat)
3.nonveg biriyani.
4.periods ki zindagani.
5.vibek ki dewani (ex gf)
6.for all the rani.(every woman in the room and in the world)
Btw
If you guys notice vibek samtani is in sherwani
Looks like pure hindustani
And
Ladkiya do not worry about your menstrual blood and pani
Comment he to toofani
Hahahha
Finally you’ll be coming to Varanasi..you’re my favourite stand up comedian. I wanted to watch your show so much. The way you respect everything even while making a joke is incredible. Love from varanasiiiiiiiiiiiiii💓💓
YOOONJIIIII
The way you describe everything is just epic😂
Periods ❌ Mahine ke woh din ✅
Vivek....was in depression....and opened youtube out of frustration and this made my life❤...lots of love...can't express in words
I'm watching this on my 3rd day of period...hehehe😂
I came to know about you by one of my friends and now I'm loving your content. You've taken this platform to next level.✨🔥
Work time ended at 5 o'clock, tired then Vivek samtani notification came, now the day will be completed happily❤✨
Today is my first day of periods and i am watching your video. Vivek you are a green flag.. ❤ how you talk about periods social taboo... Love your videos ❤
Pov: most of the girls must be watching this during their periods or exams😂😂
And him and his biryani joke is permanent 😂😂
Periods waale topic pe vivek wore reddd outfit damnn😂😭❤❤
Love youu vivek✨❤
ohh myy goddd........vivek u always nailed it srsly.....jitna bhi bura mood kharab ho mera.....ur videos are enough to uplift my mood......u r awesome................Vivek be my HOUSEWIFE..............hehehehee.....all love to u
Thank you so much 😀
Vivek just mixed every serious society taboo with a sense of humour and presented a masterpiece man ❤❤
That biriyani wala joke is so permanent to every episode!
Tomorrow is my physics examination (pre boards)...but then also this video of vivek samtani bhaiya seems important then studies... lmao 😂😂😂
Btw love your videos...❤❤
Too good...👏🏻
Just love the was he addresses social taboo with a blast of humour...
Talent 🤌
Periods ke bare me kuch nhi pta use rokne ke baare me pehle jaan lete hn 😂😂😂 just awesome 👏👏
I can't stop laughing because i didn't started 🙂
Bol deta hu cool laguga soch kar comment kara hai na😂
@@mansigupta3276 nhi sachi me hasi ni aayi
This is a great man who is talking about periods publically
Like what the hell did you just do bro ... hat's off !!
watched it 3 times ... and the energy is just the same..... LOVED IT !!!
12:17 clapping at home while watching this agreeing to the fact 😂😂😂
The only person who can make me forget my miseryyy😂😂❤ You really are an amzingg person by nature , heart 💓loveee your comedyy so muchh 💕😌
Audience:finally vivek bhai ka comeback ho gya😂🎉#best_comeback
Vivek be like: abe abhi to mera carreer suru hua hai😂, aap log comeback ki baatein kr rhe ho..😂
'Briyani' in every video is permanent 😂
15:07 this was epic😂😂😂
No matter how serious topic he makes it fun and light ❤
4th time this Samtani biryani "poetry" (not joke). Okay so now I'll look forward to it in all upcoming vids. Don't u dare break the legacy now🙂🙂🙂
His video after studying whole day is exactly what I need as a reward🤓
When I first got my period, I was 11 years old
I didn't tell my mom about that because I also thought I had cancer
I was afraid that she would blame me for being obessed.
I also thought that I might have been dreaming and it's nothing
But then I decided to tell my mom about this and she was like "areyy budhu tujhe periods aaye hai "😂😂
Watching this on my first day of periods. I have been dying in pain since morning, you made me laugh. Thanks, Vivek. Love you. ❤❤
Bhaiya oh last bala joke toh apka signature joke hogayaa.,har ek comedy me hi dikh jaata hai or macha deti hai ❤😂😂
That overreacting part was hilarious ❤😂😂😂😂
Periods are normal we just need some extra care and love during that time of month❤
vivek, you for sure would make a wonderful homemaker(xD), so effortlessly you bring these two jokes in every video(the biryani one and that poetry) :)
and to top it all its so nice how you give these "taboos" a feather touch and make them sound funny at the same time!
My favourite comedian ❤ ...kitna bhi serious topic ho but the way you come with jokes is dammm 😂.... Be my housewife ❤😂😅( bass weekly video hote toh aur accha hota )
Because of him❤ people are literally acknowledging about periods
Watching this on my 1st day of periods... Had a very bad day because of the cramps. Enjoyed the video alot 🩷🤌
Watching this during mah periods is just soo fun...made me laugh 🥰...Gud job!🎉
Khane me biryani hai
Raat ko desert me vivek samtani hai..😂❤️
Vivek i am binge watching all of your videos 😭😭 salute to you for sarcastically discussing the taboo topics❤️❤️❤️
Thank god my brother and my family is free abt it ❤and really happy that someone is talking abt periods freely in india ❤😊
Watching this during period😂
He is just amaziing! Means how he say everything just normallly🫶🏻❤ The Level of Confidence he holds is amaziiing!! Hats off to HIM>>❤🛐
dont know why the audience wasn't clapping, these jokes were too funny, keep it up man
Vivek you make us laugh like hell..... You are a true artist....... Breaking social tabboo this way is really appreciating💟✨
I am laughing throughout the video 😂😂 love u Vivek ❤
Love the way he is supportive towards girls and tries to make boys aware of topics most people don't talk about ❤
The only man who made me laugh at my broke up 😊😊
This one time i had my periods unexpectedly in class and one of the boy saw me and went to the teacher telling "pallavi is a murderer she mudered someone" and that day was the most embarassing day of my life😂😂
Jaldi jaldi comment krdeti hu ,mr biryani se like milne ki sambhavna badh jayegi hehe
Nhi hi milengi
Aree bhai kesse
@@VivekSamtani bhaiya Bihar v aaya kro kv aap
Btw big fan 😁❤️❤️
@@VivekSamtaniHimaat hai toh mera comment like krke dikhaiye 😂😅
Likes ka pata nii Reply mil gya 😂
Lmao Bhai Ka Standup To Hai He Crazy Plus His Subtitles 😂😂😂 Respect Bro 😮💨
Sir I know aap normally funy kar rahe hai lekin please sir ishpe aap comedy mat karo Balki aap ishke baare me khul ke baat kariye na ishe majak lijiye.. aap ko pata nahi hai ki ladki ko kitna pain hota hai unhe admit tak hona padta hai sir 🙏🙏😔😔😔 please
Discovered Vivek recently and had already watched most of his videos and I became a fan of him🤧❤
its not iam overreacting its my ovaries acting... this one is epic😄
the guy writing captions is doing his own standup 😂
Vivek u r so funny and u know one thing ur jokes always makes me laugh even when I'm sad.
Lots of love to u mr.biryani❤
Liked that ovary-reaction😂
Always waiting for your amazing video.
I wanted to know is there any chance u come to kota Rajasthan please i want to be a part of ur amazing show
Again lots and lots of love❤❤❤
BE MY HOUSEWIFE VIVEK SAMTANI JI😂❤
Yayy
Ye video viral h 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Congratulations vivek bhai miss your insta lives but will be back soon❤
I really wanna attend your shows 😭😭
Your videos always make my day (even if its night right now😂)
he is the only person who can touch all these topics in the most funny yet in the most commical wayy
Vivek u r one the bestest comics on stage , great sense of humor , great wittyness n specially ur smile is v charming for girls , good going for life time
I m on my periods and found this video 😂😂
Vivek: be my housewife plz 😂😂😂
So cutest you're man...I love your videos...the way you speak about the taboo which people generally refer not to talk about...is something else only...lots of love...❤️❤️