Master Splinter's Funniest Comebacks

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  • @jasonmiles2819
    @jasonmiles2819 7 місяців тому +3897

    I still love how a phone made to look like a wheel of cheese is used in case of a serious emergency. 😂

    • @robertchaney2704
      @robertchaney2704 7 місяців тому +436

      I like to think the turtles got it for him as a gift, and it was so utterly ridiculous he told them “you better not call me on this thing unless one of you is dying”

    • @detectivenuthead7869
      @detectivenuthead7869 7 місяців тому +127

      He loves cheese, so its fitting.

    • @tytorthebarbarian6447
      @tytorthebarbarian6447 7 місяців тому +109

      That Was Definitely Mikey’s Idea 😂

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +70

      *hears ringing* The cheese phone!

    • @pugtie4695
      @pugtie4695 7 місяців тому +61

      He may be a serious master but he still a dad and a dad's got to make a joke😂

  • @CreativeStoryteller35
    @CreativeStoryteller35 7 місяців тому +1487

    Another good one is when the squirrel escaped Leo and Splinter reluctantly got up and said, "I should've been in a deeper trance." Lol

    • @jasonx1174
      @jasonx1174 Місяць тому +26

      I like how he then proceeded to call the squirrel his distant cousin.

  • @thefirstofthelastones8952
    @thefirstofthelastones8952 7 місяців тому +3055

    "He is... A doofus"
    Well at least he's being honest.

    • @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
      @TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 7 місяців тому +88

      This is the exact thing my current gaming friends must've thought when we first met a couple years back. I'll say I turned out pretty good.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 7 місяців тому +59

      Ouch, that hurt worse than a beat down 😂

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 7 місяців тому +16

      😂😂😂😂

    • @TheCheese-11
      @TheCheese-11 6 місяців тому +26

      I never thought I would hear him say something like "doofus"

    • @DavidMartinez-uv9qy
      @DavidMartinez-uv9qy 5 місяців тому +5

      ​​@@questworldiangreenknight7455
      2:33 2:34 Grounded

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 7 місяців тому +3245

    The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. Unless you mean to do harm then do LOTS of harm!

    • @navimcfarland9113
      @navimcfarland9113 7 місяців тому +127

      The standard I live by

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 7 місяців тому +165

      The first rule of ninjutsu is do no harm. The second rule is to leave no witnesses of the harm that you do do.

    • @aliyahsulaiman11
      @aliyahsulaiman11 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@coltonwilliams4153
      Wait what?

    • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
      @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 7 місяців тому

      He's not wrong. Ninja were mostly spies gathering Intel on their enemies. But when they are tasked with assassination, they usually make it look like a freak accident.

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 7 місяців тому +74

      4 rules of Ninjitsu
      1st. Live by the code of the martial arts.
      2nd. Never fight unless someone else starts.
      3rd. Always stick together, no matter what.
      4th. If all else fails, then it's time to kick butt.

  • @Sean-qg3gg
    @Sean-qg3gg 7 місяців тому +2716

    “Oh, I did not realize he said mean things. Of course! You had no choice but to jeopardize your mission!”

    • @mightywizard7475
      @mightywizard7475 7 місяців тому +115

      That one is the best

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 7 місяців тому +44

      I love that line!!! 😂😂😂

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +51

      At least in the 03 turtles, one time when Raph went berserk and attacked his brothers, he was wracked with guilt for it.

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 7 місяців тому +19

      Burn

    • @Sean-qg3gg
      @Sean-qg3gg 7 місяців тому +76

      @@ryanbarth6691 “You are ninja, you live in the shadows. This becomes difficult when there is proof of your existence, in high definition!”

  • @keenestfox6376
    @keenestfox6376 7 місяців тому +2548

    We need this Splinter's personality back.

    • @playerback7722
      @playerback7722 7 місяців тому +200

      It's the best

    • @cameroniacobucci
      @cameroniacobucci 7 місяців тому +172

      Agreed. I think Mutant Mayhem Splinter should’ve been like this.

    • @fynnthefox9078
      @fynnthefox9078 7 місяців тому +271

      Serious and wise, but will also makes funnies.

    • @Mammothsaber-4457
      @Mammothsaber-4457 7 місяців тому +58

      @@cameroniacobuccimutant mayhem Splinter will probably grow into this

    • @cameroniacobucci
      @cameroniacobucci 7 місяців тому +56

      @@Mammothsaber-4457 Good way to look at it, but I would’ve just done it from the beginning. Maybe even give elements from 2003 Splinter.

  • @goliathgar4985
    @goliathgar4985 7 місяців тому +835

    0:20 -0:25 wonder if splinter's father used that trick on all new students including his own son if one gets cocky

    • @rhtee
      @rhtee 7 місяців тому +85

      Yes, he do, it shows in 3 season when the turtles travel in time

    • @wolfkniteX
      @wolfkniteX 7 місяців тому +53

      I imagine Splinter learned how to do this because the turtles don't have ears to grab and tug on.

    • @ProAtBeingHuman
      @ProAtBeingHuman 6 місяців тому +11

      The chuckle afterwards tho 😂😂

    • @leahsincelejo7641
      @leahsincelejo7641 5 місяців тому +8

      Splinter's father pulled this one on Saki most likely

    • @rand_xcurse6884
      @rand_xcurse6884 3 місяці тому +4

      He did when both Shredder and Splinter were brothers

  • @Ginfeldi
    @Ginfeldi 7 місяців тому +1095

    "He who runs his mouth gets a facefull of nunchaku" - Master Splinter

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 7 місяців тому +89

      They say that in Japan?

    • @radiohostalastor
      @radiohostalastor 7 місяців тому +98

      @@justin2308they would if you were there

    • @joshuaamadeusishak1887
      @joshuaamadeusishak1887 6 місяців тому +28

      ​@@radiohostalastor 😂😂😂. Okay, that is funny considering Splinter is the one who said that.

    • @DavidMartinez-uv9qy
      @DavidMartinez-uv9qy 5 місяців тому +13

      ​​@@joshuaamadeusishak18873:18 3:20 I'm glad you're not mad

    • @davidtimmer596
      @davidtimmer596 3 місяці тому +4

      @@DavidMartinez-uv9qy Who said I'm not mad?

  • @Dbzmaster159
    @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +1154

    I loved this splinter, he was deep with the proverbs, had a whit sharper than Shredder's blades, and like all versions he loved his sons. So much so he protected them from beyond the grave.

    • @SaiyanGamer95
      @SaiyanGamer95 7 місяців тому +31

      Funny thing, the 1987 and comic versions don't consider the Turtles to be his sons. Just his students.

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +43

      @@SaiyanGamer95 Where as the 03 series and beyond do have him consider them his sons as he raised them. Granted the 03 Splinter was never human from the start but rather was the pet rat to Hamato Yoshi and Tang Shen.

    • @ikeking6797
      @ikeking6797 6 місяців тому +28

      The funniest part about the beyond the grave bit, is the fact that that one dude who was scared of splinter when the spirits of the underworld were released should’ve died long splinter was born. This means he was kicking ass all throughout the underworld

  • @joestargaming47
    @joestargaming47 7 місяців тому +1240

    2012 Master Splinter is the best version.

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +78

      He's one of the main three I've grown up with. Along with the 2003 version and the 2004 movie version.

    • @BlackIce3190
      @BlackIce3190 7 місяців тому +11

      Nah, 1993 was peak.

    • @jaksuperior2470
      @jaksuperior2470 7 місяців тому +12

      ​@@Dbzmaster159 actually the movie version (in that case of WB's movie) is 2007 and not 2004

    • @MagdalenaStock
      @MagdalenaStock 5 місяців тому

      Ja, meine Liebmings-Version von ihm

    • @Dathousand
      @Dathousand 5 місяців тому +2

      FR he’s both wise and funny

  • @Skellington977
    @Skellington977 7 місяців тому +2096

    Donatello: “No offence, Sensei, but I can’t keep fighting alien technology with a six-foot staff. I was hoping…maybe I could upgrade it.”
    Splinter: “Ah, a seven-foot staff. Interesting.”
    Donatello: “No! I mean, using modern technology.”
    Splinter: “Ah, a solar powered staff.”

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +289

      Donnie could've at least opted for a metal staff. Though Metalhead was a huge help.

    • @velvetdarksoul8741
      @velvetdarksoul8741 7 місяців тому +52

      I mean Rise donnie did XD​@Dbzmaster159

    • @Rose_Petals12
      @Rose_Petals12 6 місяців тому +78

      Honestly, I don't see why Donnie is complaining. He has a hidden blade inside of his staff, he should just use that

    • @_I02_
      @_I02_ 6 місяців тому +31

      ​@Rose_Petals12 if you're stabbing the aliens itself sure but fighting robots I think a metal staff will do

    • @Rose_Petals12
      @Rose_Petals12 6 місяців тому +33

      @@_I02_ considering that Raph stab them with his sai, I don't think it should be a problem. Still, I do agree that a metal staff would work out better, mainly for defensive maneuvers tho

  • @pun-tastic2091
    @pun-tastic2091 7 місяців тому +1032

    "They say that in Japan?"
    "They would if you we're there"
    Best comeback, Fire 🔥 😂

  • @Double_D__
    @Double_D__ 7 місяців тому +1017

    Everyone laughs at the cheese phone, but no one brings up that he walks in a giant hamster wheel to do deep thinking. 😂

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 7 місяців тому +58

      I think it’s a subset of someone pacing to think(I happen to be one of them)

    • @KollbjornYT
      @KollbjornYT 7 місяців тому +59

      No one laughs at the Hamster Wheel. It's power is too great

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 6 місяців тому +15

      Fr like it couldn’t be a treadmill or something normal it had to be a giant hamster wheel 😂

    • @KollbjornYT
      @KollbjornYT 6 місяців тому +21

      @@jay-b1223 Don't you dare tell me you wouldn't have more fun walking in a hamster wheel than a treadmill

    • @jay-b1223
      @jay-b1223 6 місяців тому +13

      @@KollbjornYT alright you got me there 😂

  • @Lily-b9b9s
    @Lily-b9b9s Місяць тому +124

    1:10 THE WAY HE SAID "MOSHI MOSHI" IT'S WAS SO CUTEEEEEE

    • @shinobukoko204
      @shinobukoko204 Місяць тому +8

      He said “Moshi Moshi” I’m pretty sure.

    • @metaIqueersoIid
      @metaIqueersoIid Місяць тому +9

      he said " moshi moshi " which is what japanese ppl say when they answer the phone, its like the equivalent of saying hello ( i think )
      but i totally agree !! 2012 splinter is the coolest + cutest :3

    • @Lily-b9b9s
      @Lily-b9b9s Місяць тому +2

      @@metaIqueersoIid Thanks ! I will correct it !

    • @matthewminer1504
      @matthewminer1504 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@metaIqueersoIid It's supposedly a thing that Oni are unable to say, so it was a way of confirming that you were you. Japan just still does it to this day

  • @cardinalchaos2278
    @cardinalchaos2278 7 місяців тому +561

    Whoever pitched the idea to have Hoon Lee voice Splinter needs a massive pay raise, he was perfect to play the role of a wise ninjitsu master.

    • @garg4531
      @garg4531 2 місяці тому +8

      A wise master with a sense of humor

    • @squash589
      @squash589 2 місяці тому +9

      And Ironically, Hoon Lee fits so well as Shredder cuz he voiced him in ROTTMNT 😅

  • @ahmedaliyu1495
    @ahmedaliyu1495 7 місяців тому +406

    2:40 when Grounding u isn't enough punishment for your failure

  • @joshpark7745
    @joshpark7745 7 місяців тому +447

    3:08 Splinter: 😠 What is going on in here?!

    • @adrianhill8203
      @adrianhill8203 5 місяців тому +18

      3:10
      leo: sensei

    • @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589
      @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589 4 місяці тому +22

      3:12
      Splinter: How many times have i told you not to skateboard in the lair?

    • @adrianhill8203
      @adrianhill8203 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@marcusfrankvieiravieira15893:16
      mikey: none sensei

    • @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589
      @marcusfrankvieiravieira1589 3 місяці тому +21

      @@adrianhill8203 Splinter: I Shouldn't have to tell you!

    • @ByteDWolf
      @ByteDWolf 3 місяці тому +8

      This is the most iconic of his lines, for me.

  • @crustaceanking3293
    @crustaceanking3293 3 місяці тому +106

    i like how he sometimes acts like a stereotypical wise martial arts master and then completely flips over to "goofy but good natured dad"

  • @wonderlady5835
    @wonderlady5835 7 місяців тому +1665

    I miss this Splinter
    Why did he have to die 😭

    • @Sondoku12
      @Sondoku12 7 місяців тому +95

      Yeah why😫😭

    • @playerback7722
      @playerback7722 7 місяців тому +1

      Cause they wanna create more conflict

    • @Dbzmaster159
      @Dbzmaster159 7 місяців тому +176

      He died twice! The first was saved via time travel with the fugitoid. In the end both times he was killed by Saki.

    • @thefirstofthelastones8952
      @thefirstofthelastones8952 7 місяців тому +32

      Plot

    • @metalhead5204
      @metalhead5204 7 місяців тому +117

      Because Shredder is a damn hater.

  • @brierichardson8462
    @brierichardson8462 7 місяців тому +426

    3:40-3:50 Splinters most savage line!🤣🤣🤣

    • @douf8746
      @douf8746 7 місяців тому +25

      😂😂

  • @Buzzlightyear-j1o
    @Buzzlightyear-j1o 7 місяців тому +244

    "They would if you were there" 💀

  • @mr.s2005
    @mr.s2005 7 місяців тому +131

    "I shouldn't have tell you". What every parent through out ever generation ends up saying at one point.

  • @quintinmorse26
    @quintinmorse26 7 місяців тому +197

    0:05 that was quick answer especially from master splinter

    • @Randomizer-editz
      @Randomizer-editz 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean he’s been waiting for this for 15 years😅

  • @montanajackson3713
    @montanajackson3713 7 місяців тому +184

    I call this version of splinter “Strict Troll”.

  • @flashtheshapeshafter
    @flashtheshapeshafter 7 місяців тому +228

    I mean no disrespect to the ones that came before and after but this is my favorite splinter I love him so much

  • @oliverklinton7164
    @oliverklinton7164 7 місяців тому +203

    This is the Splinter (TMNT show) I grew up watching. Nostalgia!

    • @seasonsstarsstudios
      @seasonsstarsstudios 7 місяців тому +5

      I grew up watching many versions of the turtles, including the 2003 Nickelodeon one. This is my favorite iteration.

    • @bigj5183
      @bigj5183 Місяць тому +3

      Same!!!

    • @ShadeCookieGhost
      @ShadeCookieGhost Місяць тому +2

      Omg same! & I just loved this show so much!

    • @mathiaslienafa789
      @mathiaslienafa789 20 днів тому +3

      Me too same thing to me bro

  • @dantestubbs2407
    @dantestubbs2407 7 місяців тому +265

    2:06" was that fair?"

    • @cardinalchaos2278
      @cardinalchaos2278 7 місяців тому +80

      “No!”
      “Did I win?”
      “… I see your point.”

    • @muhammadalifto8076
      @muhammadalifto8076 7 місяців тому +41

      ​@@cardinalchaos2278 "Seek victory, not fairness"

  • @antoniogirgenti9738
    @antoniogirgenti9738 7 місяців тому +240

    1:05
    Dananananananana Dananananananana RATMAN!!!

  • @jacksonfolly
    @jacksonfolly 7 місяців тому +542

    02:18 was ruthless!!!

    • @ahmedaliyu1495
      @ahmedaliyu1495 7 місяців тому +53

      "A Ninja is never Defenseless"

    • @Marusicツ
      @Marusicツ 3 місяці тому +13

      "And now we shall see if a cat always land on they feet"

    • @metaIqueersoIid
      @metaIqueersoIid Місяць тому +1

      maybe its because the way its immediately cut off but the NO!!! from tigerclaw has me laughing so much lol

  • @darthash18
    @darthash18 7 місяців тому +134

    Spike really betrayed Raph 😂

  • @Jacob-2000
    @Jacob-2000 7 місяців тому +151

    feels wrong to not include the “the first rule of being a ninja, is do no harm. Unless you need to do harm, then do LOTS of harm!”

  • @fnaf351
    @fnaf351 20 днів тому +10

    0:12 Raphael feeling betrayed by his best friend 😂😂😂

  • @NPzgod
    @NPzgod 7 місяців тому +103

    "Deception is the ninja's most powerful weapon, it seems Karai is a master"
    I give it a 10 out of 10.

  • @thegreatscribbles960
    @thegreatscribbles960 7 місяців тому +51

    I like when splinter has a sense of humor with the gang. Really shows he's there father

  • @rurijo3169
    @rurijo3169 7 місяців тому +150

    This was the best iteration of Splinter

  • @solanoscrossoverproduction3930
    @solanoscrossoverproduction3930 7 місяців тому +122

    1:10 "Moshi Moshi?"

    • @Pilot231
      @Pilot231 7 місяців тому +50

      Moshi Moshi (もしもし) is the way someone in Japan would say “hello” when picking up the phone.

  • @thestrangerbros
    @thestrangerbros 7 місяців тому +106

    "There was another man competing for her....(flashback)..Steve Pate-

  • @NicolasGarcia-qw4mi
    @NicolasGarcia-qw4mi 7 місяців тому +115

    Splinter: is that a chimpmunk?

  • @Mad-Artist-2006
    @Mad-Artist-2006 7 місяців тому +203

    1:31
    Splinter: Where did you learn that?

    • @joshpark7745
      @joshpark7745 7 місяців тому +32

      1:33 Leo: 😕 Mikey learned it from his new friend.

    • @quintonturpin925
      @quintonturpin925 7 місяців тому +37

      1:34 Splinter: 😠The man who taught him that Kata is no friend. It comes from the Shredder.

    • @slasher19necroslayer42
      @slasher19necroslayer42 7 місяців тому +21

      I also like this flashback sequence and Splinter’s shocked face that later became more intense and serious, since it reminded him of his old archenemy Oroku Saki (aka Shredder).

    • @bqw2094
      @bqw2094 7 місяців тому +22

      I felt bad for sensei in that scene , just a simple evening checking on his sons and then bam! Just ptsd out of nowhere .

  • @NPzgod
    @NPzgod 7 місяців тому +221

    0:30 Master Splinter: What do you mean fair fight?

    • @coltonwilliams4153
      @coltonwilliams4153 7 місяців тому +32

      First time I saw that scene, I knew Leo was about to get it.😂

    • @andrewowens4421
      @andrewowens4421 3 місяці тому +6

      @@coltonwilliams4153
      I mean, did Leo forget they are _ninjas?_ Their literal definition is to be as unfair in a fight as possible.

    • @grandgojira5485
      @grandgojira5485 26 днів тому

      Bro thought he was a samurai turtle for a second

  • @REDscar9000
    @REDscar9000 7 місяців тому +111

    0:22 you can just tell their trying not to laugh lol 😂

  • @adrianhill8203
    @adrianhill8203 6 місяців тому +59

    3:18
    leo: i'm glad you not mad
    splinter: who says i'm not mad

  • @TheFLAMEXD
    @TheFLAMEXD 6 місяців тому +35

    This is one of the reasons why 2012 TMNT is my favourite. It expands a lot of the character's main personalities and makes them more well-rounded, especially Splinter. He actually acts like a father to the turtles and it's awesomely adorable.

  • @siegebreaker4120
    @siegebreaker4120 7 місяців тому +33

    ''Was that fair?''
    ''NO''
    ''Did I win?''
    ''I see your point''
    That one got me loll

  • @B-eign
    @B-eign 4 місяці тому +23

    I love how they made him a wise and serious master. Yet balanced it out with a little bit of humour.

  • @DanialTarki
    @DanialTarki 7 місяців тому +50

    I guess you could say, the main antagonist of the series shredded our hearts for what he did to this man.

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 Місяць тому +11

    This is honestly Splinter's best version, here he really feels like a strict and living father.

    • @jareddiamond7392
      @jareddiamond7392 27 днів тому +1

      Don’t forget not being above the dad jokes

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 27 днів тому

      @jareddiamond7392 He even considers the cheese phone an emergency

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 3 місяці тому +14

    this version of Splinter is the right balance of wise mentor, grumpy dad, and goofball

  • @Logan-zl7xi
    @Logan-zl7xi 11 днів тому +2

    The cheese phone scene always sent me rolling out of Texas and back, since I was a kid. 💀🤚🏽

  • @bskec2177
    @bskec2177 7 місяців тому +43

    This is the best version of Master Splinter.

  • @rakeslayer9284
    @rakeslayer9284 7 місяців тому +22

    "No tv!" Will never be forgotten for me, relatable.

    • @zahiraali8029
      @zahiraali8029 5 місяців тому

      Can you tell me what episode is that from?

    • @TheBanana821
      @TheBanana821 25 днів тому

      Noxious avenger ​@@zahiraali8029

  • @Arohan71
    @Arohan71 7 місяців тому +25

    For me this is the first Splinter that actually felt like a ninja. Especially the "what do you mean 'fair fight'?"

  • @damiencrossley7497
    @damiencrossley7497 3 місяці тому +13

    AND NO TV!
    Yup that's dad taking the SNES power chord. "I don't know what you boys are doing BUT YOU'RE DOING IT OUTSIDE!"

  • @SirToaster9330
    @SirToaster9330 3 місяці тому +11

    "I will meditate on it"
    *a second later*
    "It's Leonardo"

    • @CherriesInanimateinsanity
      @CherriesInanimateinsanity 2 місяці тому +3

      *spike chew on your leaf if your in the mood to hear a story*
      Spike eats leaf
      *Very well*

  • @jerm965
    @jerm965 7 місяців тому +67

    0:36 made me lose it

    • @Randomizer-editz
      @Randomizer-editz 2 місяці тому +4

      Fr I was like who tf does April think she is

  • @LordLazaruss
    @LordLazaruss 4 місяці тому +17

    This is an official version of Splinter. Every other version is a pale shadow.

  • @ethanengelking2492
    @ethanengelking2492 6 місяців тому +16

    I loved how Splinter said he made Leo leader because he asked him. But then later he says that he only said that to boost his confidence at the time, and he really did see leadership traits in him at an early age.

  • @Shwartz_fanz
    @Shwartz_fanz 5 місяців тому +17

    1:15 I love how Leo's voice sounds like someone rubbing water against rubber 😂😂😂

  • @sillyguy459
    @sillyguy459 Місяць тому +3

    0:37 “don’t worry! You’ll get it ^_^”
    “I DID! It just took me a long time!”
    “Uhh that’s nothing to be ashamed of :)”

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 7 місяців тому +36

    Honestly, I loved this version of Splinter. Still a loving father and skilled ninja... but also a complete and utter troll at times.
    Splinter: Was that fair?
    Leonardo: No!
    Splinter: WE'RE NINJA, you dumbass. Surprise attacks are our thing.

  • @Azure_Gamer_21
    @Azure_Gamer_21 7 місяців тому +35

    I'll be honest I honestly love the 2003 series more than 2012 but this splinter is the goat

  • @denmark1226
    @denmark1226 7 місяців тому +17

    This splinter was a fucking gift. One of the best.

  • @ДредВинг-ь7ж
    @ДредВинг-ь7ж Місяць тому +3

    This is the best splinter of all times, real father, can make jokes, and can absolutely beat up asses

  • @brianhalljr.2637
    @brianhalljr.2637 7 місяців тому +18

    Imagine the other incarnations of Splinter being impressed by 2012 Splinter's pressure point jab technique.

  • @ELICARIO12345
    @ELICARIO12345 7 місяців тому +19

    You know you are done when the ninja rat says "Who said i was not Mad?"

  • @spectraphantom5870
    @spectraphantom5870 3 місяці тому +16

    1:25 PTSD mode activated

  • @miwhitty8316
    @miwhitty8316 7 місяців тому +30

    I freaking love this version of Splinter ❤

  • @nathanmoua5165
    @nathanmoua5165 5 місяців тому +9

    “I will meditate on it….. it’s Leonardo😁”

  • @aaronmcguire9269
    @aaronmcguire9269 7 місяців тому +38

    What is going on in here?! 3:08, 3:22

  • @kenjiryū2574
    @kenjiryū2574 3 місяці тому +11

    2:48 one best thing i ever heard Splitter say, ever.

  • @SoulReaper2367
    @SoulReaper2367 7 місяців тому +20

    2:40

  • @ultrafighterk.o.7511
    @ultrafighterk.o.7511 6 місяців тому +28

    3:41 They would if you were there made me laugh.

    • @RKDupont
      @RKDupont 6 місяців тому +7

      Oof 😅😂

  • @King_of_Blue-Eyes
    @King_of_Blue-Eyes 3 місяці тому +5

    This is part of my childhood, and Splinter still shows what a good sensei and father figure he is.

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 7 місяців тому +18

    I’ve seen all the cartoon TMNT series almost all the movies and Hoon Lee or this Master Splinter has the best voice hands down.

    • @radiohostalastor
      @radiohostalastor 7 місяців тому

      Apart from Jackie Chan

    • @Shady_Fungus
      @Shady_Fungus 7 місяців тому

      @@radiohostalastor I really can’t support Jackie Chan given his history. Still separating art from artist, I’ll bet he’s good but is no Hoon Lee.

  • @inkbydjtattat8628
    @inkbydjtattat8628 2 місяці тому +7

    R.I.P Master Splinter 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

  • @dravengarcia8658
    @dravengarcia8658 6 місяців тому +31

    3:30 is that a chipmunk?

  • @ashleyr6809
    @ashleyr6809 3 місяці тому +6

    I've always liked this version of the TMNT. I really liked how Splinter looked.

  • @CheoWesley
    @CheoWesley 2 місяці тому +5

    I honestly think that this was the best version of Splinter.

    • @redshot5403
      @redshot5403 Місяць тому +2

      This is my favorite Splinter, he is wise, yet has funny moments, but his rivalry with Shredder is iconic as he lost everything that day but learned to raise a new family and trained them to defend themselves from Shredder.

    • @CheoWesley
      @CheoWesley Місяць тому +1

      @@redshot5403 I agree. I was sad when he was killed by Shredder.

    • @redshot5403
      @redshot5403 Місяць тому +1

      @@CheoWesley it was traumatic to see him die twice to shredder

  • @Godzirra-ee8cm
    @Godzirra-ee8cm 7 місяців тому +23

    1:52 it sounds like something else

    • @saltpher
      @saltpher 3 місяці тому

      * "BITCH YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAY??!?!?" 😭😭😭😭

  • @HuladeHoopla
    @HuladeHoopla 7 місяців тому +13

    It's perfect that this is the best Splinter.
    And then he became Shredder.

  • @TheGreatSage72
    @TheGreatSage72 3 місяці тому +6

    Truly the best splinter

    • @Kingbop247
      @Kingbop247 3 місяці тому

      Fs most dominant

    • @Kingbop247
      @Kingbop247 3 місяці тому +2

      The other cartoon splinters goofy can't fight and suck

  • @spilledmilk509
    @spilledmilk509 7 місяців тому +45

    0:08 me with my dogs 😭😭

  • @TheFManInk
    @TheFManInk 7 місяців тому +23

    Splinter the best

  • @chislonjames6767
    @chislonjames6767 3 місяці тому +3

    Let's admit it. He was the GOAT of TMNT

  • @quantumsurge7250
    @quantumsurge7250 Місяць тому +3

    "He who runs his mouth gets a faceful of nunchaku"
    "They really say that in Japan?"
    "They would if you were there."
    That had me wheezing 😂

    • @rodrock145
      @rodrock145 Місяць тому

      I remember visiting my younger cousins with my family that joke had me my dad and uncle holding our guts laughing

  • @vitisvinifera1590
    @vitisvinifera1590 3 місяці тому +5

    Ok but if a rat looked like this irl, that would automatically be the best rat in existence

    • @etherealbladerx8153
      @etherealbladerx8153 2 місяці тому +2

      He has a great design but like that hypnotic rat king episode. I wouldn't want to be anywhere near him irl when he's feral

  • @thestrangerbros
    @thestrangerbros 7 місяців тому +22

    Nostalgic

  • @supremeking1730
    @supremeking1730 5 місяців тому +3

    To me, this will always be the best version of Splinter. Wise, funny, kicks ass when he needs to, and he feels the most like their father.

  • @1withthelion
    @1withthelion Місяць тому +1

    I like Splinter, he’s cool, definitely a real one and I only just realized that. Best iteration of him by far, that sass is legendary

  • @ByteDWolf
    @ByteDWolf 3 місяці тому +3

    Splinter: Raphael, there is no monster more dangerous than a lack of compassion.
    *Leatherhead growls*
    Splinter: My mistake.

  • @perfecttaxevasion9696
    @perfecttaxevasion9696 Місяць тому +39

    0:40 Someone slap this woman

  • @CrasherX2000
    @CrasherX2000 7 місяців тому +6

    I tend to forget how much of a troll Splinter was in this

  • @thisissketchy9339
    @thisissketchy9339 Місяць тому +2

    Splinter: "Raphael, theree is no greater monster than lack of kindness." *Leatherhead growls* "My mistake."

  • @amyrosefan1883
    @amyrosefan1883 3 місяці тому +1

    By far the best iteration of Splinter ever! He’s strong and fearless yet humble, wise and thoughtful! Hoon Lee did a wonderful job voicing Splinter and capturing every essence of him. Splinter is also the best dad ever!

  • @montygator6921
    @montygator6921 3 місяці тому +2

    This Splinter is the best, not just some old rat, but a true master of ninjutsu and combat, and having the absolute best design, voice, and writing ever out of any Master Splinter rendition in TMNT history. Thanks for the video, I enjoyed going back to my childhood.

  • @XxDreamy_LeaxX
    @XxDreamy_LeaxX 6 місяців тому +27

    0:42 CRYING AT THIS

  • @cardinalchaos2278
    @cardinalchaos2278 7 місяців тому +29

    “And where have you been?”
    “Nowhere…”
    “How did you get so hurt?”

  • @Starktech98
    @Starktech98 7 місяців тому +14

    2012 Splinter is GOATED🔥🔥🔥🐀👑

  • @cliffturbo2146
    @cliffturbo2146 4 місяці тому +3

    3:04
    Splinter: April...!
    April: Umm... BOOYAKASHAAA!

  • @UltimateSpider1385
    @UltimateSpider1385 6 місяців тому +4

    Splinter 2003-
    A wise and composed Master
    Splinter 2012-
    A Badass and a responsible parent

    • @ijionclifton9148
      @ijionclifton9148 3 місяці тому +2

      To be fair both of those are interchangeable with both versions