Weirdos rent a car

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  • Опубліковано 14 сер 2017
  • Portlandia clip. Recorded on my phone from Netflix since I couldn't find the clip online. Yeah the quality sucks -- you upload it then!
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  • @stephaniepappas1645
    @stephaniepappas1645 4 роки тому +957

    I love how helpful the lady was the whole time 😂

    • @RataStuey
      @RataStuey 4 роки тому +15

      Stephanie Pappas well she’s frankly a workaholic

    •  4 роки тому +2

      Helpful? R u kidding...she was just trying to upcharge them to a convertible. In Oregon. Smh. And she didnt even consider the hat. $24.00....

    • @hmmahlahbahhhhhhhhhhhh2123
      @hmmahlahbahhhhhhhhhhhh2123 3 роки тому

      @John Smith whoooosh

    • @Warholy
      @Warholy 3 роки тому +1

      Well she was trained as a Godmother so she's meant to be helpful!

    • @waldorf2007
      @waldorf2007 3 роки тому +3

      1:17 What's happening? perfect

  • @no_peace
    @no_peace 6 років тому +928

    She's so professional

  • @NewsHistorian
    @NewsHistorian 4 роки тому +217

    This is a great customer service training video.

  • @jilleven67
    @jilleven67 4 роки тому +303

    I like the part where she tries to "celebrate" with them..

  • @Aeroldoth3
    @Aeroldoth3 6 років тому +1146

    1:19 I love her non-plussed reaction... "what's happening?"... the mark of anyone who's done customer service for years.

  • @BadBoyBobby85
    @BadBoyBobby85 6 років тому +388

    The look he gives the dot to dot printer had me dying.

    • @nomadben
      @nomadben 4 роки тому +34

      *dot matrix

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape 2 роки тому +8

      Him lifting his whole trench coat and hanging things up instead of just unzipping the front to get his card was hilarious.

    • @MrUltimateConsumer
      @MrUltimateConsumer 11 місяців тому +16

      The fact that you called it a dot to dot printer had me dying and feeling old…

    • @microdesigns2000
      @microdesigns2000 11 місяців тому +7

      Dot to dot, that's cute.

    • @SomeDumUsrName
      @SomeDumUsrName 10 місяців тому +6

      dot to dot LMAO

  • @robdoubleyou4918
    @robdoubleyou4918 2 роки тому +259

    Huge props to the actress playing the rental agent. She’s magic!

    • @Fanaz10
      @Fanaz10 Рік тому +28

      Jillian, she's great also on workaholics

    • @anyagee9467
      @anyagee9467 11 місяців тому +10

      She is also great in "Brittany Runs a Marathon"

    • @reklawxero6946
      @reklawxero6946 11 місяців тому +9

      Loved her in the movie "Fist Fight" with Charlie Day and Ice Cube, she was the best parts!!

    • @MyBaLLsBLoNg
      @MyBaLLsBLoNg 11 місяців тому +1

      Annnnnd 21 jump street. She’s related to Humor, in her blood.

  • @TomMarvan
    @TomMarvan 4 роки тому +85

    He’s horrified reaction to the dot matrix printer is totally appropriate.

  • @sstaners1234
    @sstaners1234 2 роки тому +58

    “We have a family cruiser.”
    ‘For like a family of mourners?’ 😂
    These guys are my favorite characters in Portlandia.

  • @woodson21
    @woodson21 2 роки тому +30

    The eye roll when he finds out conclusively that there are no coffin straps to rent.

    • @jimbarino2
      @jimbarino2 11 місяців тому

      The rental agent reacting like "Oh, we normally do but we are fresh out"...

    • @GhostRanger5060
      @GhostRanger5060 11 місяців тому

      Absolute rental car company fail right there. #fail

  • @slithygogs
    @slithygogs 6 років тому +108

    The employee nails this. "...What's happening?" and is unphased

  • @acvieluf
    @acvieluf 6 років тому +93

    "of my own money"
    XD

  • @Alien_nation
    @Alien_nation 4 роки тому +39

    His reaction to the printer almost killed me

  • @alexander1995s
    @alexander1995s 4 роки тому +36

    The “stroke of midnight” 😂😂. Wow

  • @Elgsdyr
    @Elgsdyr 11 місяців тому +33

    That satisfied double nod at 1:32 like she completely nailed her imitation kills me every time. 😂 I mean, the goths are funny enough but the sales woman is absolutely hilarious.

  • @evanabbott2737
    @evanabbott2737 4 роки тому +35

    “My hat would fly off within seconds of leaving the parking lot....”😁

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 6 років тому +59

    'Whats happening?' LOOOOOL I love her

  • @shivasthong4924
    @shivasthong4924 6 років тому +380

    I actually miss these kinds of people.

    • @jongreenleaf1000
      @jongreenleaf1000 5 років тому +18

      @James X naw the femenist shop exists

    • @holzerisms
      @holzerisms 4 роки тому

      AudioGardenSlave fu

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 4 роки тому +3

      jenny holzer Nice argument.

    • @SpencerLemay
      @SpencerLemay 4 роки тому +7

      @James X Why wouldn't they exist in Portland? They existed in college.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 роки тому +17

      They still exist. I see them every weekend at the local goth club. I'm sure there are some in Portland too.

  • @ftgphoto
    @ftgphoto 5 років тому +26

    "This is $24 of my own money." 😂 Big money!

  • @sleer9407
    @sleer9407 2 роки тому +11

    You can tell they used a Enterprise rent-a-car location because the computer programs, printing the rental agreement and even layout is exactly the same. I don't miss working there loool

  • @leinit731
    @leinit731 6 років тому +40

    Recording a clip from netflix with your phone is proper DIY bootlegging. I love it!

    • @timkellyD2R
      @timkellyD2R 11 місяців тому

      Nah! Fair use doctrine applies. Or does it???

  • @tomwolf7449
    @tomwolf7449 11 місяців тому +18

    This reminds me of seeing outrageous people at the airport, a true self expression that hurts no one and puts smiles on many faces while waiting to board.
    High five to the actors.

    • @lj5190
      @lj5190 11 місяців тому

      People like this are self-indulgent attention seeking narcissists. Glad to see skits skewering them.

    • @GhostRanger5060
      @GhostRanger5060 11 місяців тому +3

      I was flying through Philly recently and an absolutely pure Amish couple was in the departure lounge with us. Full regalia--bonnet, dress, beard, hat, suspenders, boots. My first thought was, "Hey, what are you people doing at the airport? Don't you have buggies for this sort of thing?" Yeah, I was smiling.

  • @rasaecnai
    @rasaecnai 2 роки тому +24

    That sales lady is a pro at her job its kind of inspiring to be that good at what you do.

    • @GhostRanger5060
      @GhostRanger5060 11 місяців тому +2

      Yeah, but seriously, no coffin straps? #fail

  • @Christina_xoxo
    @Christina_xoxo 5 років тому +51

    She’s so professional I love it 😂

  • @melara111193
    @melara111193 2 роки тому +9

    I have no idea what possessed me to binge watch portlandia like 6 years ago but I’m so happy I did

    • @zer0zer082
      @zer0zer082 11 місяців тому

      Put a bird on it. 😀

    • @coolbreeze1431
      @coolbreeze1431 8 місяців тому

      I think i will at some point.

  • @p.diddykong5047
    @p.diddykong5047 6 років тому +36

    If there was ever a live Archer movie, that employee would be perfect for Pam

    • @996benji
      @996benji 11 місяців тому +2

      She plays a quite similar role to Pam in 22 Jump Street so I totally agree.

  • @douglasmennella4525
    @douglasmennella4525 2 роки тому +15

    The actress playing the rental agent is amazing

  • @redweed4018
    @redweed4018 11 місяців тому +20

    I am a goth by trade and lifestyle, and this just about sums every interaction I've ever had with customer service humans

    • @bob8776
      @bob8776 11 місяців тому

      As opposed to customer service non-humans?

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 11 місяців тому

      maybe, don't ask him @@bob8776

    • @deirdre108
      @deirdre108 11 місяців тому +3

      When you say "by trade", are you in the goth business?

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell 8 місяців тому

      ​@@celticpride9311I mean, anybody who dresses or behaves like this after age 13 is a poser, so

  • @bluBlaq33
    @bluBlaq33 6 років тому +33

    Him Trying to get a wallet is literally me

  • @deirdre108
    @deirdre108 11 місяців тому +2

    Do you have coffin straps?
    We dooonn't.
    Perfect delivery!

  • @famine92
    @famine92 2 роки тому +4

    When I was young my mum bought an oldtimer hearse. It is a larger car (Transit) and people would always stare and ask questions. It also has white leather seats. Good times.

  • @metalphobos3632
    @metalphobos3632 6 років тому +205

    What kind of dummy doesnt keep a set of coffin straps in their vehicle? Seriously....

    • @MilwaukeeF40C
      @MilwaukeeF40C 5 років тому

      Everyone should keep ratchet straps in their car, and a tow strap. Bunch of other shit too but those are the only straps.

    • @jamesha175
      @jamesha175 5 років тому +5

      they are renting the car so it should come included with coffin straps.

    • @hosendalikento370
      @hosendalikento370 4 роки тому +2

      Because normal people try to be inconspicuous when hauling bodies, duh.

  • @perrystalsisworldofbiology767
    @perrystalsisworldofbiology767 10 місяців тому +5

    So funny. I remember going to the Big Day Out in Australia in the 1990s. There were folk like this, probably to see Ministry. It was a long hot day...maybe over 100 degrees, but they were loyal to their fashion.

  • @thatswhatyouthink1042
    @thatswhatyouthink1042 2 роки тому +2

    When he gets rattled, he turns into his dad.

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 6 років тому +75

    That's actually a good look for her.

    • @IETCHX69
      @IETCHX69 5 років тому +4

      It seems they both have an ENDLESS supply of characters .

  • @Joelmonterrey
    @Joelmonterrey 11 місяців тому +2

    Those are three comedy powerhouses there. There was enough comedy energy within that scene to start a fusion reaction.

  • @imansfield
    @imansfield 3 роки тому +9

    These two comedians are brilliant! Why have I only just discovered them? Thank god for the toob!

  • @gitman3486
    @gitman3486 2 роки тому +7

    She looks good in that goth makeup

    • @jonnie2bad
      @jonnie2bad 11 місяців тому +1

      It's the hair/wig

  • @darrelstinkmeaner4673
    @darrelstinkmeaner4673 5 років тому +13

    WeirdFred's reaction to the printer 1:40

  • @ofawuno
    @ofawuno 6 років тому +62

    I always crack up when they start playing that music at 0:51

  • @isabel-db6jd
    @isabel-db6jd 4 роки тому +6

    OMG the woman playing the customer service rep is a fantastic actress!!!!! She is far better than a lot of famous comedic actresses.

  • @markg0410
    @markg0410 5 років тому +9

    Is it just me or is Carrie Brownstein the hottest goth ever?

    • @colin-nekritz
      @colin-nekritz 2 роки тому

      Not just you, you're a man of taste.

  • @p_roduct9211
    @p_roduct9211 6 років тому +382

    I feel like the girl playing the "straight man" in this skit makes the scene so much better. She's so genuine and helpful it makes the contrast between the 3 characters even funnier. I know if I was dealing with people like that in real life I would probably be answering their questions with a "are you serious, please don't waste my time" look on my face. Yeah, trying not to judge people as much cause I know it's bad. This clip is one of my favorites of Portlandia.
    Edit: straight in this dynamic is describing the comedic role of the supporting actor (blonde) whose "straight" or non-absurd persona provides color and contrast to the obviously weird duo. It does not relate to sexual preference... __smh__

    • @felix2281
      @felix2281 6 років тому +29

      "what's happening?" best line/delivery/moment in the entire piece

    • @enneff
      @enneff 6 років тому +26

      That's Jillian Bell. She's a great actor. She plays a similarly unflappable character in Workaholics.

    • @xx_naasson_xx
      @xx_naasson_xx 6 років тому +1

      I believe the person playing the 'straight man' is actually Fred Armisen, not a girl. He does all the goth scenes with Carrie.

    • @enneff
      @enneff 6 років тому +14

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straight_man

    • @jotcw81
      @jotcw81 6 років тому +4

      the girl playing the "straight man" - wtf are you talking about, there is 3 ppl in this skit, how can you mix two of them up? smh

  • @lekkki1
    @lekkki1 4 роки тому +5

    "What's happening?" I lost it!

  • @makeit7579
    @makeit7579 4 роки тому +2

    The child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang.

  • @silliepixie
    @silliepixie 9 місяців тому +1

    The hassle of getting to your wallet under your many spooky layers is so spot on.

  • @madarab37
    @madarab37 4 роки тому +12

    I love the weirdos and want it to be its own show

    • @kewkabe
      @kewkabe 11 місяців тому

      It is now, "What We Do in the Shadows" also with similar type of humor.

  • @larserikjohnsen8933
    @larserikjohnsen8933 6 років тому +12

    Anybody notice the hearse sitting outside?

  • @tonyc.4392
    @tonyc.4392 11 місяців тому +2

    Jillian Bell is a goddamn national treasure.

  • @coolbreeze1431
    @coolbreeze1431 8 місяців тому

    This is a watered down version of real weird people and I love it.

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 2 роки тому +1

    i deadass thought this was an advertisement

  • @chip48
    @chip48 6 років тому +13

    Something is interesting with that audio it feels so real

  • @drakashrakenburgproduction5369
    @drakashrakenburgproduction5369 5 років тому +7

    I love these two so much.

  • @redlady935
    @redlady935 10 місяців тому

    What a cool sales assistant

  • @FrankDrebbin-de3te
    @FrankDrebbin-de3te Місяць тому

    "This is $24... of my own money."
    😂

  • @drew_39
    @drew_39 Місяць тому

    "This is 24 dollars of my own money."😂

  • @LunazulBaraka
    @LunazulBaraka 6 років тому +11

    The printer

  • @douglasharley2440
    @douglasharley2440 4 роки тому +4

    carrie lookin *HOT* af in that outfit though.

  • @nicholasmarshall3191
    @nicholasmarshall3191 2 роки тому +1

    Now that is customer service!

  • @BakedBuddy
    @BakedBuddy Рік тому +3

    Accurate representation of what people who dress up in get up look like in the eyes of everyone else lmao

  • @smashedpumpkin8069
    @smashedpumpkin8069 4 роки тому +3

    The audio made me think my bluetooth headphones were disconnected lol

  • @suzannenichols6900
    @suzannenichols6900 4 роки тому +6

    Loved it. This couple is so freaking great.

  • @plastiqueneurosis
    @plastiqueneurosis 2 роки тому +2

    Owned a trench coat before, the struggle is real.

  • @Glathgrundel
    @Glathgrundel 11 місяців тому

    The fact that the car is parked outside the window the whole time.

  • @thefantasticjames
    @thefantasticjames 5 років тому +6

    He can get a chain and attach it to his wallet and it would still fit his style. Also add more chains and you can have occult utility items knife, creepy doll, flask of Mysterious potion, occult jewelry

  • @maxcoconato5579
    @maxcoconato5579 8 місяців тому

    Love that they actually did this at an enterprise lol. If you ever worked for them you can see the 2.0 screen they use lol. Awesome

  • @ThePurpleMushroom
    @ThePurpleMushroom 5 років тому +13

    1:47 I see you in the screen

  • @Murgatroydian
    @Murgatroydian 6 років тому +5

    People look so attractive when they're gothed up.

  • @pjacobsen1000
    @pjacobsen1000 8 місяців тому +1

    Goths facing reality.

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself 10 місяців тому

    I'm pleasantly drunk and just discovered this. These are my people.

  • @sabinewilson4385
    @sabinewilson4385 5 років тому +4

    I love how no matter what she does the computer screen doesn’t change.

  • @ekimus99
    @ekimus99 5 років тому +2

    His reaction to the printer

  • @funkk
    @funkk 5 років тому +1

    That's premium costumer service right there!

  • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
    @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 роки тому +4

    I love this! Weirdos unite!

  • @claudiadelaosa7125
    @claudiadelaosa7125 4 роки тому +2

    Him going for his wallet ..hysterical

  • @slewone4905
    @slewone4905 11 місяців тому

    as someone who works in a morgue. Morticians use minivans. plenty of space, easy to load and cheap.

  • @jacobbaranowski
    @jacobbaranowski 2 роки тому +1

    "want ...who's paying for this..." 😀😃😁😆😅🤣😂

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 5 років тому +16

    This is ABSOLUTELY INSANE!
    I love it. "Do you have coffin straps?" Who writes this inanity?

  • @OceanbornAngel
    @OceanbornAngel 6 років тому +13

    I don't know, I kind of like the look of the Goth Girl. It's something I'd love to replicate.

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 4 роки тому +1

      Do it! But dont just do it for fashion, actually listen to goth music and immerse yourself in the culture.

    • @mcndjxlefnd
      @mcndjxlefnd 2 роки тому

      @@ASMRyouVEGANyet What is goth music?

    • @mikedoss9777
      @mikedoss9777 2 роки тому

      Lyle Lengyel Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, Type O Negative, Danzig(early stuff) Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Cure, Gene Loves Jezebel. Lots of romantic vampire and occult imagery coupled with self loathing a distain for the world and a sprinkling of necrophilia. Good music for lost souls.

  • @Axial_Andrew
    @Axial_Andrew 10 місяців тому +1

    It was 24 dollars...
    Of my own money...🤣

  • @nel716
    @nel716 11 місяців тому +1

    My memories working at Enterprise 😂

  • @jamesking9298
    @jamesking9298 6 років тому +8

    The stroke of midnight?

  • @8lizzieb6
    @8lizzieb6 6 років тому +2

    All these actors are hilarious

  • @coolbreeze1431
    @coolbreeze1431 8 місяців тому

    I love this. This is great. I really missed out on this show and a lot of things for little to no reason.

  • @jackkraken3888
    @jackkraken3888 10 місяців тому +1

    There might be some people wondering about the dot matrix printer, yes they are old , yes they quality of the output is not even close to that of any modern printer but I can guarantee you they will last longer then any modern printer you have and if maintained well will probably outlive you.

  • @markbennot7462
    @markbennot7462 6 років тому +5

    in 87 I was in Toronto at an office building and a guy pulled driving a custom hearse with license plate 666. He looked just like the guy in this show.

  • @smilingbandit4975
    @smilingbandit4975 8 місяців тому

    FFS almost four years since leaving ERAC and I can still recognize ECARS and remember how to use it. This company is haunting me forever.

  • @MsGnor
    @MsGnor 10 місяців тому

    Cabriolet break-out music got kicked to the curb 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tompinion4138
    @tompinion4138 6 років тому +14

    He should have said "You're sucking me dry!" when he found out he was paying the bill. Lol

  • @markvickroy6725
    @markvickroy6725 9 місяців тому

    I've been to Portland
    "You know, this is twenty four dollars? Of my own money"
    Damn.

  • @Alien_nation
    @Alien_nation 3 роки тому +3

    You know, you just don’t get this kind of service anymore

  • @rk-dd5vl
    @rk-dd5vl 7 місяців тому

    i envy her retail skills

  • @UpsonPrattJr.
    @UpsonPrattJr. 11 місяців тому +1

    Who doesn't have coffin straps these days?

  • @GodsMistake
    @GodsMistake 5 років тому +2

    Your reflection in the screen emphasizes the overall weirdness.

  • @Osta379
    @Osta379 2 роки тому +1

    Their hearse is outside, what the hell lol.

  • @ingridgallagher1029
    @ingridgallagher1029 10 місяців тому

    This is literally my customer service goeals.

  • @zizoumonk10
    @zizoumonk10 2 роки тому

    The bare midriff.

  • @sirbernardmendesfrance6817
    @sirbernardmendesfrance6817 6 років тому +2

    (Neo-Goths), the updated version of the Old School --80s New Wave -- grungy hippy. More like pure "replicants" if you asked me. Some things never change.

  • @jonathanpeterson1984
    @jonathanpeterson1984 Рік тому

    “Do you have coffin straps”…..
    “We doooont☹️”

  • @traildoggy
    @traildoggy 10 місяців тому

    Honestly, I've had weirder interactions trying to help a family of Texans to rent skis for the day.