Americans think Canadians can’t invade them. Think again.

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  • @stephenhammond3834
    @stephenhammond3834 3 роки тому +846

    Has to be said... One day Canada will rule the world... Then everyone will be sorry.

    • @ivocanevo
      @ivocanevo 3 роки тому +25

      That took me two reads ✌️

    • @n.e.sullivan7427
      @n.e.sullivan7427 3 роки тому +19

      Bahahaha,I was thinking "no,everyone will be happy",then the penny dropped...lol! So sorry I didn't get the joke right away.
      😉😂🤣

    • @JaneDentonGaming
      @JaneDentonGaming 3 роки тому +5

      I saw that meme on Twitter. I reused that meme on my own Twitter xD

    • @hotmomma8823
      @hotmomma8823 3 роки тому +8

      Not with trudeau he's worst than biden

    • @stephenhammond3834
      @stephenhammond3834 3 роки тому

      @@JaneDentonGaming blasted foiled again. ;)

  • @chriscohlmeyer4735
    @chriscohlmeyer4735 3 роки тому +408

    And the Canadian Geese already have Washington DC covered in more ways then one.

    • @cleementine
      @cleementine 3 роки тому +7

      The Canada geese that are Canadian?

    • @robertkennedy5414
      @robertkennedy5414 3 роки тому +17

      @@cleementine Well yeah!! They are doing recon. But keep it on the down-lo.

    • @lesmawson7298
      @lesmawson7298 3 роки тому +9

      Them and the other Canadian Air Force... the CF -18 Shithawks!!

    • @dashcroft1892
      @dashcroft1892 3 роки тому +11

      Nicely done Chris. All golf courses and parks in the US too ... slick as a sidewalk oyster!

    • @christophercox9311
      @christophercox9311 3 роки тому +5

      Still waiting for the Canada geese and the snow geese to arrive in Southern Delaware. They're usually here by Thanksgiving. None to be found and Christmas is in 2 days.

  • @devilcookie9924
    @devilcookie9924 3 роки тому +446

    YES! MAKE AMERICA EH AGAIN

    • @jaberwoky_
      @jaberwoky_ 3 роки тому +25

      M A G Eh

    • @empireofjapan7793
      @empireofjapan7793 3 роки тому +1

      =)

    • @zavierlevi3529
      @zavierlevi3529 3 роки тому

      i dont mean to be off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account..?
      I was dumb forgot the login password. I would appreciate any tricks you can give me

    • @marceloterrance3532
      @marceloterrance3532 3 роки тому

      @Zavier Levi Instablaster :)

  • @waltking9141
    @waltking9141 3 роки тому +247

    I live in Florida there are enough snowbirds down here to do it especially during winter but they won't all the Canadians that I deal with at my restaurant are the nicest sweetest people on earth they go out of their way for you and me and my employees go out of our way for them love Canada!!!!😁🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇸🇨🇦

    • @TripReviews
      @TripReviews 3 роки тому +16

      Amazed! I’ve met quite a few Floridians who dislike the snowbirds. Nice to hear something nice! Cheers 🍻🇨🇦🥂🇺🇸👍

    • @markdemell3717
      @markdemell3717 3 роки тому +5

      Well now our evil globalist government is out of it's mind.

    • @Adventurekm
      @Adventurekm 3 роки тому +1

      Love you guys in Florida cheers

    • @TheCanadiangirl4
      @TheCanadiangirl4 3 роки тому +6

      Great to hear the snowbirds treat you and your staff well.

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +1

      We know already. We can hear them quacking from here: Eh Eh Eh Eh Eh

  • @theminipetabyte4610
    @theminipetabyte4610 3 роки тому +285

    What a riot, Amtrak will become Via Rail South!

    • @PlaneBoy2520
      @PlaneBoy2520 3 роки тому +5

      Sorry but that won’t happen! Y’all don’t have enough budd cars to run Amtraks services! You’ll have to use equipment that wasn’t built more than half a century ago! (No the Renaissance cars do not count)
      In all seriousness when VIA retires their budd cars 2134 CAN I HAVE THEM? THEYRE SO PRETTY AAAAAAAAA, and it’s not enough to have them in N scale when Rapido finally releases them. I NEED MYSELF A CHATEUX SLEEPER.

    • @kospencer1
      @kospencer1 3 роки тому +6

      You mean it’ll turn from slightly useful to totally useless?

    • @richarddesbiens796
      @richarddesbiens796 3 роки тому

      Then go bankrupt

  • @veronicakerr4920
    @veronicakerr4920 3 роки тому +162

    Due to travel restrictions the U.S. this year had to invade their own country

    • @pinkcichlid
      @pinkcichlid 3 роки тому +2

      Good one lol! All that pent-up demand eh

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому +1

      So? England invaded itself too. Countries invade themselves all the time. You can't make fun of a country for invading itself, it's a completely normal thing to do.

    • @VelmaJinkys
      @VelmaJinkys 2 роки тому

      And we didnt even notice...

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      won't your country canada be wipe out of the map after USA fought back against you 😂

  • @tristantenbrinke5495
    @tristantenbrinke5495 3 роки тому +307

    "The Maritime Offensive" sounds like a greasy hockey move

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 3 роки тому +1

      Ha! Hockey? It’s about the conquest of the women.

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 3 роки тому +1

      @Omer Ahmed It’s like “The Prairie Reach Around”.
      Or “The Foothill Fuck Em”.
      🤔 Isn’t it always about the women?

    • @Checkit12
      @Checkit12 3 роки тому

      The Maritimes are too busy snitching on neighbors for having 1 person over their houses they ain't setting a frontal if they tried and I'm from NS

    • @withgoddess8029
      @withgoddess8029 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 3 роки тому

      @Omer Ahmed They say, “The way to a mans heart is through their stomach”.
      I say, “The way to assimilate the US is through their women”
      😠
      Leave the males to fight amongst themselves in the heat and floods and tornadoes.
      😠

  • @samwlodawskitheone
    @samwlodawskitheone 3 роки тому +265

    As an American who's had the pleasure of visiting our northern neighbor I will say. Many Americans assume Canadians cordiality is a front for weakness. But Canadians although kind are incredibly tough. Not every country can have a national sport where you balance on literal knives while enduring blows that are more fierce than many of the hits suffered in the NFL or CFL. Plus the culture and food.

    • @freedapeeple4049
      @freedapeeple4049 3 роки тому +69

      Anybody who thinks Canucks are weak just has to check out the details of both world wars.

    • @samwlodawskitheone
      @samwlodawskitheone 3 роки тому +31

      @@freedapeeple4049 Exactly. I love Canada and the awesome and tough people of Canada.

    • @ivocanevo
      @ivocanevo 3 роки тому +31

      Thanks Sam. We will spare you.

    • @samwlodawskitheone
      @samwlodawskitheone 3 роки тому +11

      @@ivocanevo Thanks brother. Much appreciated.😉

    • @barbergibs5618
      @barbergibs5618 3 роки тому +23

      Don't forget decades of bottled up apologies just waiting to be set free!

  • @WDKimball
    @WDKimball 3 роки тому +68

    I live in Maine. Trust me, you won't face much opposition.

    • @freedomlife3623
      @freedomlife3623 3 роки тому +1

      We will offer you universal healthcare.

    • @WDKimball
      @WDKimball 3 роки тому +2

      Walk around OOB in the summer and you would have thought we have already been invaded.

    • @empireofjapan7793
      @empireofjapan7793 3 роки тому

      Good to hear

  • @artificergunn3065
    @artificergunn3065 3 роки тому +126

    The “and nobody wants that” about air canada was fricken amazing

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 3 роки тому +2

      @Asim Malik I hope your joking ....

    • @d4s0n282
      @d4s0n282 3 роки тому +3

      @Asim Malik what your saying is so wrong, not only is your #blah cringe, but also your emotes, the people who will get it last will be the youth lol since it effects them the least, and eldery first since its the highest chance of death

    • @pinkcichlid
      @pinkcichlid 3 роки тому

      Dayum thanks for pointing it out I totally missed that one lolol!!

  • @stevescott6503
    @stevescott6503 3 роки тому +38

    OK the clip was funny, but nothing compared to the comments. It's great to see some humour these days.

  • @danzwku
    @danzwku 3 роки тому +111

    and then we'll apologize after we succeed.

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao 100th like

    • @danzwku
      @danzwku 3 роки тому +1

      @@koffiecake ha

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      @@danzwku won't canada be bought by the usa 🤣

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 5 місяців тому

      Because we're just that dang nice

  • @evilroy2055
    @evilroy2055 3 роки тому +286

    My only regret as an American is that I can only like this once.

    • @jefflamb5218
      @jefflamb5218 3 роки тому +15

      Well then, you my friend will be spared when we round up the evangelicals and non-bilingual Americans into indoctrination camps...GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

    • @clarke4552
      @clarke4552 3 роки тому +2

      🤣

    • @Kealen69
      @Kealen69 3 роки тому +3

      Your taxes are going up, unless you live in California, at least you'll have healthcare though =P

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +4

      @Ryan Gagnon Well I'm a cunning lingual. Take that!

    • @billfarley9167
      @billfarley9167 3 роки тому

      @@jefflamb5218 We'll erect camps in the NWT barrenlands.

  • @solracer66
    @solracer66 3 роки тому +36

    Seattle will surrender without a shot, it’s not like we haven’t been watch the CBC on cable for decades...

  • @tradeelmundo
    @tradeelmundo 3 роки тому +157

    God forbid they all get healthcare and reasonably priced prescriptions.

    • @007nadineL
      @007nadineL 3 роки тому +2

      Biden won't give it to them

    • @rc501st
      @rc501st 3 роки тому

      I prefer only paying for my own healthcare thank you very much.

    • @bmoney544
      @bmoney544 3 роки тому +1

      The trade off would be higher housing cost and gas prices

    • @austintownsend8340
      @austintownsend8340 3 роки тому +2

      @@007nadineL I prefer actually getting the healthcare instead of waiting 5 years for a heart transplant that I needed tomorrow..

    • @badtostada6123
      @badtostada6123 3 роки тому +1

      Told a 4 year wait for a shoulder surgery I needed for my arm fell out 3-10 times a day.... Took my money to Mexico and got it done in 2 weeks.. Came home and I still had to pay 75% for my medication... Ya come tax time I got like 40% of that back... Not that great of a system if you ask me. I'd rather deal with having choices and having lower costs and Lower waits than what we have now. My sister won't get a kidney transplant until she's on her death bed because of this system as well. Her health deteriorates every day and because of our health care system she will likely die before its her turn on the list. This story is not just hers it's happening to all over The country! But you all just care about a flu with a 99.98% survival rate...

  • @jmilandry5544
    @jmilandry5544 3 роки тому +22

    Yeah, just think, the first thing we can do is free them them from the shackles of the for-profit medical industrial complex and give Americans single payer healthcare!

  • @valoriecarson1476
    @valoriecarson1476 3 роки тому +16

    We're your Neighbour, please be kind. We feel for your situation. I am Canadian. God bless us both!

  • @laurabogar3956
    @laurabogar3956 3 роки тому +25

    If anyone remembers a "spoof?" documentary, done in the '80's I think, called the Canadian Conspiracy you will realize this is not a new idea. The plans have been in the works for a long time. We're sorry.

  • @stevesmith8854
    @stevesmith8854 3 роки тому +19

    Freaking hilarious! PLEASE annex Ohio...we’re waiting for you! Help!

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g 3 роки тому +20

    Finally, when s*** hits the fan, we will FINALLY learn whether Drake is really a spy who’s double crossing, a sleeper agent who’s triple crossing, or a Tim Hortons agent who’s double double crossing.

  • @PrettycoolRYEGUY
    @PrettycoolRYEGUY 3 роки тому +52

    Yeah and canadians dont need guns....we have hockey sticks!!!!

  • @blue04mx53
    @blue04mx53 3 роки тому +17

    They'll be completely demoralized after being forced to use Roger's as an internet provider.

  • @tinacorbet4705
    @tinacorbet4705 3 роки тому +40

    OHHHHH! We must do it in the hart of Winter too. If they come north, it will be like Nazi or Napoleon invading Russia.

  • @luctranchemontagne5341
    @luctranchemontagne5341 3 роки тому +19

    We’ve been playing the long con, all this nice guy act to rule the world.

  • @GrayScoutEpsilon
    @GrayScoutEpsilon 3 роки тому +120

    We sent them Ted Cruz. Checkmate.

    • @captindo
      @captindo 3 роки тому +17

      You win the internet's today.

    • @DanSk451
      @DanSk451 3 роки тому +15

      Keep that on the low. I feel like that was the equivalent of blankets of small pox.
      That biological infection has taken hold, mutated to the third wave, of Q weirdos.

    • @echien1636
      @echien1636 3 роки тому

      Oh No!

    • @denisesf5
      @denisesf5 3 роки тому +1

      Damn we're good!!

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +1

      Biowarfare...Bieber-19

  • @timg2655
    @timg2655 3 роки тому +48

    Looks like anyone can just walk into the Capitol.

    • @c31979839
      @c31979839 3 роки тому +5

      As long as you're white.

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      you can tour there, I mean still more strict than thr Canadian parliament

  • @moviezaftermidnight6348
    @moviezaftermidnight6348 3 роки тому +28

    "90% of our forces have amassed at the border!" - Canadian Bacon

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 3 роки тому +4

      I miss John Candy, soo much.

    • @moviezaftermidnight6348
      @moviezaftermidnight6348 3 роки тому

      @@markusbrauns4274 Another hilarious annotation made by somebody online...
      One day Canada will rule the world, and then everyone will be sorry!

  • @br.martindallyosb1147
    @br.martindallyosb1147 3 роки тому +21

    Help us, Canada, you're our only hope!

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +2

      Obi-Wan-Canuckee

    • @br.martindallyosb1147
      @br.martindallyosb1147 3 роки тому

      @@albback8176 Brilliant! :-)

    • @br.martindallyosb1147
      @br.martindallyosb1147 3 роки тому +2

      @Ryan Gagnon The Republic needs saving!!!! ("the Eh Team" should be a t-shirt!) :-)

    • @themalcahtwinz4743
      @themalcahtwinz4743 3 роки тому

      Wish I could help you. But I'm not the government

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому

      Why are we asking to be invaded? What is even happening!?

  • @canadiannuclearman
    @canadiannuclearman 3 роки тому +5

    We will cut off the supply of hockey pucks and maple syrup.

  • @shakenbacon3655
    @shakenbacon3655 3 роки тому +18

    I would follow General Anne Murray into the depths of hell! 😅 This was hilarious, great job 22 minutes!

  • @Mark-fy9iu
    @Mark-fy9iu 3 роки тому +24

    Florida Snowbird Militia have taken the Panthers and Lightning arenas as staging areas.

    • @kenjones9314
      @kenjones9314 3 роки тому

      Yep, me and the family have taken over both arenas an infiltrated Florida Disney World and recaptured the Florida Keys and Miami ( withe the help of our Communist buddies from Cuba!!

  • @Dino-uo5vj
    @Dino-uo5vj 3 роки тому +29

    I love these guys. They make funny out of a screwed up world. Keep it up eh!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 3 роки тому +36

    And when General Murray comes for you... You won't see her.

    • @robertkennedy5414
      @robertkennedy5414 3 роки тому +6

      Do not - i repeat, DO NOT - get on the wrong side of General Murray.

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +3

      Joni Mitchell would be fiercer. She'll bulldoze the Americans and put up a parking lot.

    • @dungeonfrek
      @dungeonfrek 3 роки тому

      Spread your tiny wings and fly away.

    • @bonemar66
      @bonemar66 6 місяців тому +1

      She'll be beneath a mantle cold and clean.

  • @sahrahussien1971
    @sahrahussien1971 3 роки тому +39

    new york will become newer brunswick get it

  • @maxkeenlyside
    @maxkeenlyside 3 роки тому +21

    Mark Critch is a national treasure.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 3 роки тому +1

      I agree. The whole cast is fantastic. Used to love Jeri Halls impersonation of Celine Dion. Hillarious. Also, Canadian Air Farce.

    • @maxkeenlyside
      @maxkeenlyside 3 роки тому

      @@markusbrauns4274 Geri was another favourite! Disappointed when she left the cast.

  • @santoshnarayana7879
    @santoshnarayana7879 3 роки тому +13

    Great, thanks for the free health care!!!!!!

  • @cherylsmith7282
    @cherylsmith7282 3 роки тому +8

    That was really good. I needed a good laugh and got one . Thank you.🇨🇦😊

  • @RestingBVoice
    @RestingBVoice 3 роки тому +14

    I want to say I live in Newer Brunswick...

  • @andrabook8758
    @andrabook8758 3 роки тому +15

    Don't forget to sanitize before you Fairmont :)

  • @badhombre4942
    @badhombre4942 3 роки тому +12

    I see you did not mention the Top Secret missions from Alberta, so I'll try to keep it quiet. No, not The Great One..he's super secret. I'm talking about the gray wolves from Jasper who are currently scouting Yellowstone.

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 роки тому +1

      Wolves in the advance patrol entered Oregon and California two years ago.

  • @billywalker9223
    @billywalker9223 3 роки тому +22

    Generals Bob and Doug McKenzie, eh?

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому +1

      Attack signal: Goo loo goo goo goo loo goo goo

    • @CannonFodder873
      @CannonFodder873 3 роки тому

      ...Take Off, eh...hoser.

    • @aaronforsythe8556
      @aaronforsythe8556 3 роки тому

      Seeming how one them was already attacked in the US we might want to get on that

    • @CannonFodder873
      @CannonFodder873 3 роки тому

      @@aaronforsythe8556 ...prepare the canoes 🤣

    • @aaronforsythe8556
      @aaronforsythe8556 3 роки тому

      @@CannonFodder873 yep some guy jumped rick moranis in New york

  • @rona-husky9019
    @rona-husky9019 3 роки тому +16

    Make it happen, come on down , long as I don’t have to speak French, eh ! 😊👍

    • @thechimp1963
      @thechimp1963 3 роки тому +2

      It's not Parisienne French... lol There's a lot more swearing.

    • @billpetersen298
      @billpetersen298 3 роки тому

      These days, it’s Mandarin.

    • @sebnewlook
      @sebnewlook 3 роки тому +5

      you will have to speak french and eat poutine for three months in northern quebec to get your quebec values certificate. All english speakers will have to go through the reeducation.

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому

      No need to speak French. Just be FrancoPhony. :)

  • @billrea66
    @billrea66 3 роки тому +11

    Let's do it while they're in disarray right now !

    • @tinacorbet4705
      @tinacorbet4705 3 роки тому +2

      Let ask Hawaii first. They can have there Royal family back.

  • @captindo
    @captindo 3 роки тому +36

    Quick fact, a few years ago the RCR were given battle honors for.. The Battle of Detroit. That was a thing in our history.

    • @NovaScotiaNewfie
      @NovaScotiaNewfie 3 роки тому +3

      The Royal Newfoundland Regiment also got them for Detroit.

    • @veramae4098
      @veramae4098 Рік тому

      There's a well preserved fort in Detroit. Visited it several times with my parents.

  • @hz6330
    @hz6330 3 роки тому +11

    The military strategy sounds sooo legit! I love it!

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 3 роки тому +1

      Far from the worst one the brass have cooked up, Paschendale anyone?

  • @chronsblack4441
    @chronsblack4441 3 роки тому +24

    Canadains and Americans all need to stand together and take back our freedom
    Yours truly
    Canada

    •  3 роки тому

      no No, ..Herr Trump for Supreme Leader in our one party (Repulican) state.
      sincerely, the Red Cap Rioters.....aka Trump Brown Shirts.

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      @ no, trudeau is the real dictator, he just acts beta

  • @pudgethefish5180
    @pudgethefish5180 3 роки тому +10

    oh see I had a mental image of Canadians storming through the border with jugs of maple syrup to make the world a happier place with pancakes. but. ok

    • @thedwightguy
      @thedwightguy 3 роки тому +1

      that's Calgary during Rodeo Stampede week. All the pancakes are free.

  • @tssteelx
    @tssteelx 3 роки тому +1

    We be flattered in a second. Militarily speaking.

  • @Actionronnie
    @Actionronnie 3 роки тому +25

    And look where the next VP Harris went to school. I love it when a plan comes together. Secretly taking over without them even knowing 😂

  • @ericpeters5520
    @ericpeters5520 3 роки тому +3

    Good luck Trudeau would be the first to be arrested

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      he's gonna want to do a boxing match with some random American dude

  • @nightwing245
    @nightwing245 3 роки тому +5

    I for one welcome our new Canadian overlords. OH CANADA!

    • @nightwing245
      @nightwing245 3 роки тому +1

      @@jmontign1 I LOVE Tim Hortons!

    • @David-ng7cr
      @David-ng7cr 3 роки тому +1

      @@nightwing245 you also get your own pet moose. 🦬

  • @aussysurvival
    @aussysurvival 3 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂😂that cracked me up.
    We thought about invading NZ a long time ago. But it was rugby season, so we just had a few beers.
    😉😉🤭🤭
    🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘

    • @iceman34
      @iceman34 3 роки тому +2

      Shouldn’t it be NZ invading Oz?

    • @aussysurvival
      @aussysurvival 3 роки тому +1

      @@iceman34 😂😂😂

  • @ywang918
    @ywang918 3 роки тому +11

    us of eh...lmao

  • @Howaboutnothing
    @Howaboutnothing 3 роки тому +3

    China is in Canada. Oh, didn't ya know, eh?

  • @MrCommandBlock
    @MrCommandBlock 3 роки тому +10

    this is HILARIOUS

  • @nathanventura548
    @nathanventura548 3 роки тому +9

    Please annex Buffalo where I live lol Rick Mercer made a similar joke on his show in 2012.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 3 роки тому

      Speaking of Rick Mercer, I always loved when he did that routine of "Talking to Americans". Lately Ive been watching this guy called Jordan Klepper. You should check him out, he s awesome.

  • @melisherwood9734
    @melisherwood9734 3 роки тому +12

    If we could (kind of) do it in 1812, we could (kind of) do it in 2020.

    • @liamriley9816
      @liamriley9816 3 роки тому

      Except Canada didn't do anything at all in the war of 1812. Canada wasn't even a country in 1812 and the White House was burned down by British regulars.

  • @billmcallister1404
    @billmcallister1404 3 роки тому +5

    I love it tell me more , have idea, we will send our Québécois down as a front guarde and they won’t know what we are talkinaboot.

  • @bcbud6274
    @bcbud6274 3 роки тому +5

    its nice to enjoy a 22 minutes Skit again. The Jokes are still So Quaint & canadian, But recently its been better :)

  • @felixculpa3520
    @felixculpa3520 3 роки тому +12

    And again, all 6 Air Canada pilots scream "Thumbs Down, eh?"

  • @Sang-Je
    @Sang-Je 3 роки тому +21

    The fields would be covered in Maple syrup.

  • @yoshshmenge294
    @yoshshmenge294 3 роки тому +4

    We sent you Celine Dion. We sent you Justin Bieber. Keep lippin' off, you never know who you'll get next.

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 роки тому

      Rita McNeil.

    • @bradyelich2745
      @bradyelich2745 3 роки тому +2

      @@SilentKnight43 Are you going for a war crime?

    • @SilentKnight43
      @SilentKnight43 3 роки тому

      @@bradyelich2745 Perhaps Rita was overkill.

    • @bradyelich2745
      @bradyelich2745 3 роки тому

      I waited a week until u calmed down. Dare I ask for an alternative, that is not a nuke?

  • @GoldFoilThonk
    @GoldFoilThonk 3 роки тому +10

    Please take Minnesota first!

    • @kenjones9314
      @kenjones9314 3 роки тому

      Nah, we’ve already infiltrated the Twin Cities. It’s a good place to go for football (invented by Canadians) and hockey (invented by our Iroquois ancestors).

  • @almstnangel5061
    @almstnangel5061 3 роки тому +3

    We should also bring our Timmy's Coffee Super Soakers and our Timbit Launchers all the while riding our moose drinking our canadian beer. That'll scare them lol.

  • @ivorholtskog5506
    @ivorholtskog5506 3 роки тому +24

    We have already started. Just think, you well have to say zed, not zee.

    • @qualicumwilson5168
      @qualicumwilson5168 3 роки тому +2

      I have noticed WA, MO, ND and MN starting to say "eh" after their sentences. It must be a very long term 5 year plan comrade. On to Poutine!

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому

      What is everybody talking about

    • @qualicumwilson5168
      @qualicumwilson5168 3 роки тому

      @@koffiecake How Americans miss the big picture " Americans think Canadians can't invade them. Think Again" Heading be of any help?

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому

      @@qualicumwilson5168 Oh yeah, Canadians will not invade USA. Nobody wants my country.

    • @qualicumwilson5168
      @qualicumwilson5168 3 роки тому

      @@koffiecake So the Mexican wall was always designed to keep people in?

  • @joseph-fernando-piano
    @joseph-fernando-piano 3 роки тому +2

    Wow so apparently storming the US Capitol would be much easier than TV and movies make it out to be... who would have guessed?

  • @pierrev5619
    @pierrev5619 3 роки тому +16

    I'ts already started. French Canadians already invaded Florida.

  • @Tyork42
    @Tyork42 3 роки тому +3

    It was actually us brits who burned the White House not the Canadians, but we’d happily do it again if you want

  • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025
    @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 3 роки тому +15

    so you're sittin' around the vegetable stand with your friends the other day...
    " you know, I bet if we wanted we could invade America and nobody would notice."
    "Dary, now I believe that's one of the finest ideas you've come up with."
    "Yeah, first wes crosses the natural landbridge intos Michigan and captures all the dollar beers, you knows, to breaks their spirit..."
    "Get the man a Puppers."

    • @christianbrydges3620
      @christianbrydges3620 3 роки тому

      Iconic. Kudos.

    • @mattreid9539
      @mattreid9539 3 роки тому

      Oh my god I can totally picture that being a real scene, Letterkenny is the GOAT

    • @tanyah9732
      @tanyah9732 3 роки тому

      And thats what I appreciates about you

  • @serteshsardrakal2272
    @serteshsardrakal2272 3 роки тому +3

    This has convinced me that this would be our greatest achievement and we should fookin do it mates!

  • @Hayanomie
    @Hayanomie 3 роки тому +10

    They just started trading water futures! Guess which country's got the most freshwater reserves 👀

    • @albback8176
      @albback8176 3 роки тому

      Our softwood lumber will definitely be tariffed by them for reasons of national security. I guess they just prefer selective logging?

    • @jimgardner5129
      @jimgardner5129 3 роки тому

      You joke but that's some scary shit. Give them 5-10 years when they've used up all their fresh water washing their expensive cars and watering their perfect lawns. They, including Tom Selleck, will be invading our country because of some contrived "wrong" we've committed and, voila, here they are with their guns and their empty tankers, ready to fill up with our water for their pools. We won't have a choice. Remember, the USA is better than any other country. They'll tell ya as much and that God exists only for them.

  • @firechen8534
    @firechen8534 3 роки тому +1

    HAHah this gold

  • @SpyLeb1
    @SpyLeb1 3 роки тому +20

    We rename New York to Nouvelle Poutine and Boston to Nouveau Montréal. When do we start?

    • @sebnewlook
      @sebnewlook 3 роки тому

      what ? you want french canadians to sack and burn new york city or wut ? very dangerous.

    • @lesmawson7298
      @lesmawson7298 3 роки тому +2

      The Nouveau Montreal Bruins? Rouge Sox?

    • @sebnewlook
      @sebnewlook 3 роки тому +2

      @@lesmawson7298 Les Bruns de Nouveau Montréal and Les Bas Rouges de Nouveau Montréal

    • @robertg.2111
      @robertg.2111 3 роки тому +5

      This Montrealer, and once upon a time Haligonian objects.... Halifax and Boston are sister cities (Boston came to the rescue after the "Halifax explosion", ever since, Halifax has sent Boston their city Christmas tree, true story)

    • @RedFireRex
      @RedFireRex 3 роки тому +1

      We start when Trudeau gives the command. I can’t wait to take over Nouvelle Poutine and Nouveau Montréal with you, comrade

  • @andreebesseau6995
    @andreebesseau6995 3 роки тому +1

    Thats ridiculous..

  • @Neosapien11
    @Neosapien11 3 роки тому +6

    I had never heard of 22 minutes before, so when I read the title I thought this was an actual examination of the canadian threat.
    In all seriousness though, we will ride our valiant bull moose in to battle, as the americans run in fear, not realizing that all we bring is peace and well wishes. And coffee, don't forget the coffee!!
    Ps. Canadians see america as our tantrum prone little brother. Dad's gonna get his belt if you're not careful.

  • @nimbizol811
    @nimbizol811 3 роки тому +1

    I mean it would be possible if it was over Hockey.

  • @jonsmith5460
    @jonsmith5460 3 роки тому +4

    Why would we want their problems?

  • @ppi57
    @ppi57 3 роки тому +2

    To may serious comments here... this is satire/comedy people, geez! its supposed to make you laugh and chill a bit. Cheers

  • @Woodbug-b7t
    @Woodbug-b7t 3 роки тому +32

    Yet no mention of Letterkenny, hey.

    • @jayjjoshi
      @jayjjoshi 3 роки тому +2

      YUp for Letterkenny

    • @phoenix0153
      @phoenix0153 3 роки тому +1

      I'm American and I love watchin them Canadian gooses

    • @smor944
      @smor944 3 роки тому

      Not spoken by a true Canadian "hey" not eh

    • @Woodbug-b7t
      @Woodbug-b7t 3 роки тому

      @@smor944 True..Aussie here, hence the 'hey'.

    • @smor944
      @smor944 3 роки тому

      @@Woodbug-b7t caught ya. Fake Canadian lol🤣

  • @markgray8707
    @markgray8707 3 роки тому

    I thought this was going to be serious for a second, I needed this laugh.

  • @G0DofRock
    @G0DofRock 3 роки тому +3

    We have never forgotten the time America tried to stroll on up to Canada and take us over with only like 2,500 troops... They were kindly slaughtered.

    • @jeromegagnon3787
      @jeromegagnon3787 3 роки тому

      these where the days when the enemy was wearing an easily identifiable color else than yours. thing are way way messier theses days.

    • @billfarley9167
      @billfarley9167 3 роки тому

      Battle of Chrysler Farm I believe.

  • @R.M.MacFru
    @R.M.MacFru 3 роки тому +2

    Please. Invade us. Frankly, I don't think Michigan would notice, either. 😏

  • @kevinw4267
    @kevinw4267 3 роки тому +10

    Can you guys please do it?

    • @aljonstone4708
      @aljonstone4708 3 роки тому

      I like the way you think. This would rid us of our CBC problem.

    • @kevinw4267
      @kevinw4267 3 роки тому +2

      @@aljonstone4708 I mean seriously, force us to learn French if you want to

    • @aljonstone4708
      @aljonstone4708 3 роки тому

      @@kevinw4267 Why would l force you to learn French?

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 роки тому

      We'll teach you French if you teach us Spanish. We w will be "muchos gracias" then.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 3 роки тому +3

      @Rajeev Vij Taxes all depend upon what Canadian province and even what municipality a person is in. Taxes are higher in provinces like Quebec, Ontario or British Columbia then they are in provinces like Alberta or Saksatchewan. Also like everywhere a person will pay more in a big city, suburb or a small town near a big city or suburb than in a small town out in the countryside.
      I've had no long wait times waiting for government services.
      When I need to go to a government office, they have an efficient waiting line "take a number" system. I've never needed to wait longer than 40 minutes for a visit.
      When I call a government help phone line, the wait is only ever between 10 minutes to an hour. Also the phone lines offer to let you hang up and then receive a call back if the call waiting time is more than 30 minutes.
      Also hospital wait times all depends on where a person lives in Canada. Immediate life saving surgery is performed as soon as a person gets delivered to the ER room. Rural communities are more spread out than urban communities. Many regions invested in helicopter ambulances for this reason.
      For elective surgeries, a person will undoubtedly have to wait longer for an elective surgery in a small community out in the boonies than if they live in or near a big city, just like in pretty much any country.

  • @jputterman26
    @jputterman26 2 роки тому +2

    First we take Manhattan; then we make Poutine.

  • @virtuitousvampire9371
    @virtuitousvampire9371 3 роки тому +2

    Now that Americans in cosplay can storm the capitol Im pretty sure “rabid beaver” is a go!

  • @MrJujitsu62
    @MrJujitsu62 3 роки тому +1

    OMG this is just what the doctor ordered .. LOVE it !!!! YA Gotta love those Newfounders !!!!

  • @Sqmsh_Patricia
    @Sqmsh_Patricia 3 роки тому +5

    Make the NHL Canadian again!!!! Yeah

  • @dc9632
    @dc9632 3 роки тому +1

    This may be the only way we'll ever get pot legalized in Georgia. Bring it on. I surrender. 😆😎

  • @2kidsnosleep
    @2kidsnosleep 3 роки тому +12

    I am only invading if there are no Americans left there....and shoes are still like half the price

  • @Nash432
    @Nash432 3 роки тому

    OK you had me at poutine

  • @withgoddess8029
    @withgoddess8029 3 роки тому +4

    ROFLMFAO. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST THEY HAVE EVER DONE!
    😕😉🙂😊☺️😄😁😅😂

  • @denmann364
    @denmann364 3 роки тому +1

    And trust me
    we will bring our own beer eh !

  • @zigsinclair
    @zigsinclair 3 роки тому +7

    wow, a cbc thing that lets you comment

    • @bcbud6274
      @bcbud6274 3 роки тому +2

      LOL! I know, right :P

  • @cdjhyoung
    @cdjhyoung 3 роки тому +1

    Michigan will be a problem for you: Half the 'citizen' already hold Canadian citizenship. But you've got those pesky Michigan Militia clowns to deal with. They can hardly organize a weekly meeting, but they are going to be a pain in the ars to you if you disrupt their beer supply.

  • @ivocanevo
    @ivocanevo 3 роки тому +10

    I think we won't need to fight, most Americans will just secede.
    Canada's not greedy. Just fly our flag on the White House and send your Cheeto in Chief packing; we can figure out the details later. 🇨🇦

    • @ivocanevo
      @ivocanevo 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yeah, and your entire Republican senate needs to go too. Nothing you don't already want to do.

    • @tinacorbet4705
      @tinacorbet4705 3 роки тому +1

      and sent each American a 500 check. and thank you letter

    • @koffiecake
      @koffiecake 3 роки тому

      Uh

  • @insertsomethingfuni2617
    @insertsomethingfuni2617 3 роки тому +2

    Taking Alaska literally won't change anything, they already use CAD in some places

  • @patrickbaranowski9881
    @patrickbaranowski9881 3 роки тому +3

    And who needs numbers. Apparently around 72 million of them don’t know their ass from their elbow.

  • @Anonymous-gv9hv
    @Anonymous-gv9hv 3 роки тому +2

    From an economic standpoint, the United States has been ruling Canada for a long time. The large majority of retail stores, fast food restaurants, and other business corporations in Canada are American.

    • @David-ng7cr
      @David-ng7cr 3 роки тому

      Man are you ever boring. Apparently you don't know what a joke is.

    • @lmao5620
      @lmao5620 2 роки тому

      @@David-ng7cr I mean canada would be really SOoRRY

  • @harrytzinevrakis8264
    @harrytzinevrakis8264 3 роки тому +6

    I would gladly exchange trudeau for trump anytime...

  • @catharsus21
    @catharsus21 3 роки тому +1

    SO THIS IS THE REAL REASON WE HAD THE PLA FROM CHINA TRAINING ON OUR SOIL AND STILL HAVE chinese doing pilot training at a " so called " closed canadian forces base ourside of red deer .. and have been for up to 5 years .?????????