Datto Roasts My Vault (we argue)

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez  2 роки тому +157

    Nutshell STYLE project coming soon thanks to Apex - apexpartner.app/redirect/Th3Jez
    also i have merch ⚡bit.ly/3wpcJCn⚡

    • @SuperSniperAE
      @SuperSniperAE 2 роки тому +3

      Riswalker video need to be "riswalkin up that hill" because you Jez are a stranger thing

    • @n4n196
      @n4n196 2 роки тому +1

      Can confirm hipfire grip is good on a riiswalker.

    • @erouse91
      @erouse91 2 роки тому +1

      A nutshell style project?! Oh my god, J3z you're super cute

    • @SillehRiver
      @SillehRiver 2 роки тому

      Let's fucking goooooooooooooo

    • @JuanPalomoM
      @JuanPalomoM 2 роки тому +1

      It finally happened

  • @energetix4208
    @energetix4208 2 роки тому +1101

    I will never get tired of this combination of humor. It's like an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

    • @BlueAFrenchMuseum
      @BlueAFrenchMuseum 2 роки тому +14

      found the Lubrae's Ruin fan!

    • @Stubbiee
      @Stubbiee 2 роки тому +3

      @@BlueAFrenchMuseum that saying’s been around a lot longer than lubrea’s ruin

    • @BlueAFrenchMuseum
      @BlueAFrenchMuseum 2 роки тому +3

      @@Stubbiee it was just a pun, don't hurt me ✋😫

    • @energetix4208
      @energetix4208 2 роки тому +1

      @@BlueAFrenchMuseum If only I had it. Actually haven't done the Disciple raid

    • @BlueAFrenchMuseum
      @BlueAFrenchMuseum 2 роки тому +2

      @@energetix4208 if you ever want to, I'd be glad to sherpa you :D

  • @OfCourseItsKC
    @OfCourseItsKC 2 роки тому +648

    20 minutes of my favourite father and son duo, trying to clean the sons vault and only removing about 20 guns in an hour long recording. Wouldn't have it any other way

    • @kaiserax678
      @kaiserax678 2 роки тому

      Npnnlonpnlonnooooooo

    • @tahhhhm3651
      @tahhhhm3651 2 роки тому +2

      who is the father and who is the son

    • @Wig-po5nb
      @Wig-po5nb Рік тому +1

      @@tahhhhm3651Datto is the dad

  • @DarkDemon259
    @DarkDemon259 2 роки тому +491

    Watching Jez justify his vault is like looking in a mirror... a very painfully clear mirror. Every blemish and imperfection is staring back at me in 4k and I hate it but it's still me

  • @BrobatGaming
    @BrobatGaming 2 роки тому +253

    10:21 Should have put a loud, thunderous stomping noise with each step Datto takes because of the lethal amount of CAKE he wields on a daily basis

    • @FAUXCUSpd
      @FAUXCUSpd 2 роки тому

      the sheer magnitude of his ass causes a large scale earthquake every time he takes a step

    • @mrfrappuccino1888
      @mrfrappuccino1888 2 роки тому +7

      Agreed😂😂😂

    • @SPAC3H3R0
      @SPAC3H3R0 2 роки тому +5

      The way he run out of his room is funny as hell

  • @redtherobot0025
    @redtherobot0025 2 роки тому +192

    I feel like Datto is having so much fun here compared to all the other vault cleanings he’s done. You love to see a father and son bonding session.

  • @Tainted.
    @Tainted. 2 роки тому +92

    As a 180 enthusiast I feel like the play is to stock up on even more 180's and seeing if Datto notices. Just maybe add 2-3 one season then throw 6 of them the next then just balls to the wall, yes there is now 20 more 180's in the vault.

  • @ALLTH3YW4NT3D
    @ALLTH3YW4NT3D 2 роки тому +44

    I love how Jez’s vault is literally just an Anxiety attack put into vault form.

  • @parsifalkitty5109
    @parsifalkitty5109 2 роки тому +161

    Datto: Gives many reasons to delete
    Jez: Acts like any destiny player with a hording problem, is worse with armor cause refuses to understand to actually be efficient.
    ensue arguing and the Big C

  • @yhob48
    @yhob48 2 роки тому +39

    Datto saying armour with an aussie accent at 17:22 made my night LMAO

  • @th3stainedrose
    @th3stainedrose 2 роки тому +76

    6 minutes in and this already feels a Dad walking into his Son's room.

  • @scottoi
    @scottoi 2 роки тому +47

    Can we just take a second to acknowledge the god tier editor this guy has? Love your work! keep it up

  • @teslashadow
    @teslashadow 2 роки тому +7

    I have not played D2 in years but I still watch everything you create.
    Jeb + Datto = god roll
    and trv is the master work

  • @Kobble03
    @Kobble03 2 роки тому +26

    when you get to a point that you have been watching Jez enough to the point that you can translate his unintelligible moments is when you know you've hit nirvana.

  • @asystematec
    @asystematec Рік тому +4

    5:47 You called it. Sidearms day is definitely here!

  • @xNja277
    @xNja277 2 роки тому +10

    I could watch a 24 hour video of just Datto and Jez talking and be completely satisfied the entire time :)

    • @saikopomp
      @saikopomp 2 роки тому +1

      They should do a new series, like a podcast about destiny I think it’d be fun

  • @lizard_girl
    @lizard_girl Рік тому +1

    "I've seen some vaults with like 50 guns from old stuff"
    my vault laughing in entirely old stuff because I stopped playing when new light came out and nuked 200+ hours of random quest progress that I was attached to

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 2 роки тому +20

    As someone who regularly checks their vault every few days to clear it out, I'll never understand how people like this exist. I love you Jez but JESUS CHRIST MAN.

    • @Mr.Linguini
      @Mr.Linguini 2 роки тому +5

      I filled up all extra 100 spaces that Bungo gave us in literally 2 weeks. Did I instantly regret it? - yes
      Do I wish I had better space management and less of a hoarding problem? - yes
      Should I change my ways as it's better for my Vault health? - yes
      Do I purge a tiny bit of my Vault every week just to fill it up to max again in literally 2 days? - yes
      Will I change my habits? - no
      Will I continue to hoard? - yes
      Will I continue to hate myself for it? - yes
      Will the cycle continue? - yes

  • @colincarey6561
    @colincarey6561 2 роки тому +1

    That bit early on about “when will kill clip ever get nerfed” didn’t take long to manifest…

  • @juniejulynie
    @juniejulynie 2 роки тому +16

    jez you have been uploading so much lately and im loving the content so much keep it up!

  • @RuthvikMRUNE2469
    @RuthvikMRUNE2469 Рік тому +4

    Jez could start a series of him making clips of all the testing Datto asks for and call it "Things Datto makes me do for brain cells".

  • @ddemonikk5775
    @ddemonikk5775 2 роки тому +5

    When jez says “fn got em” i laugh hysterically bc their friendship is like me and a buddy of mine where he knows more but i use stuff that not everyone uses and it works for me so its like a 1 up lol

  • @erouse91
    @erouse91 2 роки тому +2

    This was content I was waiting for in the datto vault cleaning series. Seriously so worth the wait. I love how much you two have fun and the editor just makes everything so much funnier too. Great video

  • @scottsummers459
    @scottsummers459 2 роки тому +6

    Jez not comprehending noise cancellation, as a streamer. is ironically SO on brand.

  • @erikm8373
    @erikm8373 2 роки тому +1

    The way Datto rages about keeping armor not even for stats, he would have a meltdown looking at my vault, where I keep non-legendary items if I think the flavortext is funny.

  • @masterpyro8349
    @masterpyro8349 2 роки тому +10

    Must’ve taken about like 4 years to delete all of the exotics

  • @z3m0s
    @z3m0s 2 роки тому +2

    Good or bad you should do a vault gun series to determine which weapons stack up and deserve to be maxed, and which stumble and fall into the depths of dismantlement.

  • @WhiteWlf-dy8fb
    @WhiteWlf-dy8fb 2 роки тому

    I love the Simpsons Hit & Run music in the background. Makes me wanna play it so bad but my PS2 unfortunately kicked the bucket a couple years back

  • @johannvongenerico9487
    @johannvongenerico9487 2 роки тому +6

    This is probably the most combative of these I've seen and I'm absolutely here for it xD

  • @hummuslord6521
    @hummuslord6521 2 роки тому +1

    I just wanna know his mic setup fr that was kinda unbelievable w the clap, and I'm so glad to know that Jez and I have exactly the same thought process about our vaults

  • @atSlickBoiChris
    @atSlickBoiChris 2 роки тому +3

    It’s surprising how much armor Jez has with 55 stat rolls

  • @Chick3nHawk
    @Chick3nHawk 2 роки тому +1

    Absolutely love how Jez was deleting an item roughly per minute.

  • @cataleast
    @cataleast 2 роки тому +1

    "Then why do you still have it?" "Because what if I'm dumb and it actually is good?!"
    This resonates with me so much. I have exactly zero confidence in my own decision making when it comes to rolls.

  • @rothrock88
    @rothrock88 2 роки тому

    "What if I'm dumb and it actually is good?!"
    Me trying to clean my vault and ultimately not deleting anything.

  • @microsoftiguess7096
    @microsoftiguess7096 Рік тому +1

    He’s literally predicted the sidearm crucible meta

  • @jorbog
    @jorbog 2 роки тому +2

    love your editor’s Jez

  • @atlasfp
    @atlasfp 2 роки тому +2

    that sidearm comment...

  • @MrSeagallo
    @MrSeagallo 2 роки тому +1

    Never clicked so fast in my life
    ALSO 0:32 the Jez-atto homunculus will haunt my nightmares forever

  • @Emmaraldi
    @Emmaraldi 2 роки тому +1

    "Do you love it that you need 5 of them?"
    me, with 7 masterworked 68 base Eye of another worlds in my vault.
    Yes. Yes i do. i have not equipped even a single one of these and am no longer a warlock main, but i still need them

  • @nafereuskortex9055
    @nafereuskortex9055 2 роки тому +3

    I love it cos Datto's right, Jez knows he's right Jez refuses anyway.

  • @veeraraghavanvijaianand3117
    @veeraraghavanvijaianand3117 2 роки тому +5

    the video we never needed and never knew we wanted.

  • @joshuarubio2864
    @joshuarubio2864 2 роки тому +1

    When I die play every video of Jez, and if I don't laugh every time I am truly gone

  • @GLaSSesNOlenses
    @GLaSSesNOlenses 2 роки тому

    "But what if I need it!?!?"
    -Jez
    ....🤦‍♂️

  • @Real28
    @Real28 2 роки тому

    12:47 Datto has never used a Strident Whistle with Incandescent then. Because it turns into a mob murdering, solar GM machine.

  • @GameGraveyard927
    @GameGraveyard927 2 роки тому +1

    Jez: "What if it's good and I am just dumb."
    My life as a destiny player summed up.

  • @Shnewbi
    @Shnewbi 2 роки тому

    This video is the only thing getting me through my all nighter rn

    • @Shnewbi
      @Shnewbi 2 роки тому

      DADDY JEZZZZZZZ THERES A SCAMMER IN MY REPLY SECTIONNNNNNN

  • @jessenoirrouge8150
    @jessenoirrouge8150 2 роки тому

    I have been a 180 HC enthusiast ever since I used Trust and Service Revolver back in Forsaken. Frontier’s Cry with Iron Reach has only enhanced my interest in them, especially after the recent buffs

  • @devontae1426
    @devontae1426 Рік тому

    I love this video so much. Have seen it like 5 times and laugh every single time with a smile plastered on my face!!

  • @AkmuaDesGaming
    @AkmuaDesGaming 2 роки тому +1

    The video we’ve all been waiting for I have high hopes

  • @ddemonikk5775
    @ddemonikk5775 2 роки тому

    Also jez i like how you had the rapid hit timed payload banger on that handcannon and deleted it with no regrets meanwhile im still chasing rapid hit timed payload

  • @sonofjack
    @sonofjack 2 роки тому

    Concept for a series of videos: vault cleaning, but trying out a weapon with different rolls each time. At the end of the video all the bad ones are deleted and a winner is crowned (put back in the vault never to be touched again)

  • @ST0NEFIELD
    @ST0NEFIELD 2 роки тому

    Jezs arguments are a literal verbatim convo I have every time I open my vault. I’d just have to let datto do it. I couldn’t stay there and look

  • @Foxman955
    @Foxman955 2 роки тому

    editor 3rd wheeling, being the secret comedian of this vid is the special sauce of it

  • @Brick.CYN.Weather
    @Brick.CYN.Weather 2 роки тому

    "What if I'm dumb and it actually /is/ good?"
    Explains most of my gaming.

  • @Crackdoza_lol
    @Crackdoza_lol 2 роки тому +1

    My Destiny name is literally "A Single Clap" so I approve of that intro

  • @Danteenget17
    @Danteenget17 2 роки тому

    Can't wait to see the follow up video for this 🤣🤣

  • @Wiktorlando
    @Wiktorlando 2 роки тому

    Gotta love how this was cut together so that it's not a slog to get through.

  • @dirtydanchicago
    @dirtydanchicago 2 роки тому

    genuinely love datto x jez vids. it feels like a disappointed dad and his son every time

  • @Justin-bj9qk
    @Justin-bj9qk 2 роки тому +1

    Jez could easily make a Datto “hmm” compilation

  • @benatlas6587
    @benatlas6587 Рік тому +1

    "Kill-Clip will just never be changed"
    Well, that aged well. *sarcasm*

  • @zacharystout445
    @zacharystout445 2 роки тому

    “Can you hear this”
    *beats schmeat aggressively*

  • @bl4ckh0l33
    @bl4ckh0l33 2 роки тому +1

    He deleted the third fusion rifle because when the screen panned out he was on the fourth fusion which was in the third fusion's original spot

  • @parksinator3005
    @parksinator3005 2 роки тому

    The title of the Riiswalker video should be 'I can't talk the talk, but maaaaybe I can Riiswalk the Riiswalk(question mark)'

  • @JColli998
    @JColli998 2 роки тому

    Datto saying armour properly caught me so off guard I had to go back 4 times to check I was hearing right

  • @Anew522
    @Anew522 2 роки тому +1

    That face layering is so scary. OMG

  • @manqobashongwe1301
    @manqobashongwe1301 2 роки тому

    I needed this video and I didn't even know it. 😂😂😂
    The ending KILLED!

  • @kevinmenard6792
    @kevinmenard6792 2 роки тому

    I live for the back and forth between you guys

  • @gartonsteenwyk3342
    @gartonsteenwyk3342 2 роки тому

    little early in the vid, but just want to say the one benefit of kill clip vs multi is multi has the ability to refresh on each proc vs waiting the full duration to reproc with kill clip. Some weapons like lightweight scouts don’t get enough of an increase for it to matter, but with the s18 precision frame hc buff, they could have better mileage

  • @adeadphish7931
    @adeadphish7931 2 роки тому

    I have been waiting for this moment for so long

  • @Wolfe_No.13
    @Wolfe_No.13 2 роки тому

    half my vault is old weapons. masterworked god rolls that will never come back

  • @mohammadalismail2004
    @mohammadalismail2004 2 роки тому

    This is the most anticipated vault clean of the year

  • @aaronpynn5226
    @aaronpynn5226 2 роки тому

    "Was datto daddy right? Do my guns suck?" -trying to tell the difference between rolls video

  • @SockRatTees
    @SockRatTees 2 роки тому +1

    we have been blessed by Jez with a 20 minute video. Very appreciate

  • @archieh-d1828
    @archieh-d1828 Рік тому

    “JEZ NOOO! I’M FROM THE FUTURE DATTO DOESN’T KNOW ABOUT THE KILL CLIP NERRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFF!”

  • @vgilalejandria
    @vgilalejandria 2 роки тому

    Famous last words "But what if..." that's why we never delete anything from the vault... I decided to start a cleaning process because it was getting out of hand and from 600 I reduced it to 450 but I still need to nuke some of the armor and never used guns.

  • @frankiebigrings7048
    @frankiebigrings7048 2 роки тому +1

    @2:58 funny about kill clip and nerf

  • @thynameiskingblen4331
    @thynameiskingblen4331 2 роки тому +2

    20 minutes of dad roasting his son

  • @loricprincess13
    @loricprincess13 2 роки тому

    The riiswalker video should just be "Datto made me do this"
    Also I 100% stand by keeping rapid hit kill clip service revolver. I still have mine

  • @Collin_J
    @Collin_J 2 роки тому

    Such a great video. Need datto cut soon

  • @tophat1808
    @tophat1808 2 роки тому

    My quick guide to delete armor is anything more than 60 is a keep

  • @Phudoodloos
    @Phudoodloos Рік тому

    '50 old guns is a lot'
    *Stares at my vault with easily over 100*
    Oh no

  • @jacobhilker7722
    @jacobhilker7722 2 роки тому

    the jez face imposed on datto is so cursed
    i love it

  • @lonewolf-0459
    @lonewolf-0459 2 роки тому

    Why is it that the editor edit bits are like the funniest bits on this channel. Do we even have a compilation of editor edit bits with the following edit?

  • @day_tiger7981
    @day_tiger7981 2 роки тому

    180s are good! '''he said with tears in his eyes'''

  • @digiguy4
    @digiguy4 2 роки тому +1

    What’s funny about jez is if u put the vid in .75 speed, he talks at normal speed

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 2 роки тому +1

    Jez with Datto's mouth can't hurt you, he isn't real
    Jez with Datto Mouth: 0:33

  • @danjohnson2917
    @danjohnson2917 2 роки тому +1

    Gotta love watching this the day after seeing Datto go try hard serious in day one kings fall

  • @golddnn6299
    @golddnn6299 2 роки тому

    Riiswalker video title: "A Riiswalk in the park"
    You're welcome

  • @Mass_of_Weasels
    @Mass_of_Weasels 2 роки тому +1

    Jez is going to fill his empty spots with more 180's just so that he doesn't have to delete his curated collection

  • @silverthehero1295
    @silverthehero1295 2 роки тому

    Seeing an untouched Sacred Providence with rapid hit and kill clip hurts me.

  • @slithxrx4489
    @slithxrx4489 2 роки тому +1

    i been waiting for this omg

  • @13elitt
    @13elitt 2 роки тому

    Jez's "What if I'm dumb?!" is such a vibe.

  • @DeangusMcFife
    @DeangusMcFife 2 роки тому +1

    the editor should listen to Datto, since he is the one with a million subs.

  • @SoulRastaChief
    @SoulRastaChief 2 роки тому +1

    Datto roasts my....ALGORITHMS, BABY!

  • @FoxTrottts
    @FoxTrottts 2 роки тому

    A new nutshell video, maybe he'll finally once again let us know that he's the jez god bless

  • @Matisyahuwu
    @Matisyahuwu 2 роки тому

    Is that the power of RTX sound Completely muting Datto’s claps lol

  • @Subsistence69
    @Subsistence69 2 роки тому

    My god the riiswalker walkthrough killed me 😂😂

  • @ender2233
    @ender2233 2 роки тому

    It is an understatement when I say, love it, give me more.

  • @Mitchel7
    @Mitchel7 Рік тому

    Looking back on this I'm like man it's almost like he predicted the 75% buff to handcannons next season 😂😂😂

  • @NeroLeblanc
    @NeroLeblanc 2 роки тому +1

    Jez's face on Datto was a little terrifying tbh