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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • David Mitchell destroys Mirand's joke with his logic machine.
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  • @ExiledSwede
    @ExiledSwede Рік тому +148

    Dream panelists:
    James Acaster - Victoria Coren Mitchell (ust for the sake of annoying David)
    David Mitchell & Bob Mortimer
    Greg Davies & Richard Ayoade aka Bad Dong Returns

    • @makavelismith
      @makavelismith Рік тому +8

      A dream panel would have t4o include Dara O'Brien for me. I'd kick Acaster for him.

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Рік тому

      The next one is tomorrow, unfortunately (but at least) Richard Ayoade is the only one out of these mentioned this year.

    • @ftroop2000
      @ftroop2000 Рік тому

      Last two, yes. The rest are annoying as fk. Acaster has bexome, or at least decided to show that he's a woke fool.

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy Рік тому

      I'd add Big Narstie to that list. My dream. My panelists.

    • @sambrightbart489
      @sambrightbart489 Рік тому +2

      How can you pass up on Noel Fielding??

  • @hamzah5643
    @hamzah5643 Рік тому +373

    Not kidding, but that lady who just instinctively unleashes against theft and violence without fear is exponentially more qualified to be PM.

    • @MisterItchy
      @MisterItchy Рік тому +23

      I'm more qualified to be PM and I'm American.

    • @TheYorkRose
      @TheYorkRose Рік тому +16

      In fairness the robbers are also more qualified for PM and have more empathy than Truss, so it's not a high bar

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Рік тому +14

      wasn't there a skit in Monty Python about the granny mafia? not saying she's in organized crime but maybe she is and that store was under the protection of the granny mafia

    • @danduntz9112
      @danduntz9112 Рік тому

      @@MisterItchy Well hold on there yank, have ya seen what they’re already doing to Liz? They’re setting a very bad president and it’s possible there could be around 14 Prime Ministers by the time we hit November 5.

    • @raheemabdul1066
      @raheemabdul1066 Рік тому +5

      this was filmed in 2011 so not sure if sshes still around

  • @thaDjMauz
    @thaDjMauz Рік тому +294

    I would love to see a big fat quiz where all the pannelists are just the pisstakers, just the shittest ones at answering but the funniest in the banter. Definitely Noel Fielding and Richard Ayoade, who else?

    • @BoggyBranchet
      @BoggyBranchet Рік тому +40

      Jack Whitehall

    • @ellielouise7005
      @ellielouise7005 Рік тому +24

      @@BoggyBranchet not jack please

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Рік тому +31

      @@ellielouise7005 tbh as much as people hate them for some reason, they are the final addition to complete the set. David and Miranda, Noel and Richard, Corden and Whitehall. or possibly Joe Lycett and Alan Carr

    • @lostinalazerquest4378
      @lostinalazerquest4378 Рік тому +47

      @@JBG-AjaxzeMedia okay Jack's one thing, but Corden is incapable of comedy and actively makes anything he's in less enjoyable to watch. I would honestly believe this to be an objective fact is he hadn't somehow gotten a show.

    • @kwonone1540
      @kwonone1540 Рік тому +37

      Sean lock would of topped it he had the best fake stories

  • @Hovo_GG
    @Hovo_GG Рік тому +156

    That woman is a hero, great work!

    • @roberthoward9500
      @roberthoward9500 Рік тому +1

      Happened 11 years ago now. She is probably dead.

    • @onomatopoeia7505
      @onomatopoeia7505 Рік тому

      Which of the three?

    • @GwendolynnBY
      @GwendolynnBY Рік тому

      @@onomatopoeia7505 quite sure they're talking about the one at the end, though it's true that Miranda and Eddie are icons.

  • @TransasaurusRex
    @TransasaurusRex Рік тому +36

    What I love about this isn't that she did that, I love the fact they were breaking into the building, going to steal from there and let's be honest at the very least hospitalise the guy, maybe even end up killing them...
    They started getting wailed on by this old lady and her handbag, and they just fuck off 🤣

  • @suwaidajalal
    @suwaidajalal Рік тому +24

    She was trying to save a kid!! ❤️

  • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
    @freakshowfilmfestival3591 Рік тому +27

    The scary thing about Animal is that, all you have to do is be on his radar, you don't even have to do anything, and he is ready to fight you. 😢 He could ignore you most of the time, and out of nowhere, he wants to fight you.

  • @ghjgme
    @ghjgme Рік тому +50

    Especially being american, the "people who made the news" bits are so removed, I forgot about this fantastic woman. She came in hot and fearless!

    • @ebf5026
      @ebf5026 Рік тому

      What has being american got to do with anything

    • @ghjgme
      @ghjgme Рік тому +13

      @@ebf5026 I have never seen any of the news stories outside of big fat quiz.

    • @bambino9235
      @bambino9235 Рік тому +2

      @@ebf5026 It's more just "not living in the UK"- the stories featured are usually national and kind of obscure, making it extremely unlikely that anybody outside the UK will have heard them

  • @jacquelinemcquade9624
    @jacquelinemcquade9624 Рік тому +11

    My mum’s handbag is really heavy. I bet she could break some bones with it.

  • @neobaldurevermore3757
    @neobaldurevermore3757 Рік тому +25

    Lies!
    David Walliams has worn multiple dresses!

    • @as3609
      @as3609 Рік тому +16

      I have a feeling that might have been the joke

    • @Raindrop2424
      @Raindrop2424 Рік тому +3

      Maybe he meant as himself and not as part of a role or costume

    • @Kwippy
      @Kwippy Рік тому +1

      No he hasn't. You are confused.

    • @eoghanclark165
      @eoghanclark165 Рік тому

      @@Kwippy watch Little Britain

  • @tobiasbeniston3951
    @tobiasbeniston3951 Рік тому +13

    Vigilante Vivienne Westwood

  • @dmontes133
    @dmontes133 Рік тому +10

    That woman is freaking amazing!

  • @kittyhasfangs2291
    @kittyhasfangs2291 Рік тому +10

    I LOVE SUPER GRANNY

  • @FDCLDN
    @FDCLDN Рік тому +57

    That old lady running into that situation swinging her handbag almost brought a tear to my eye, God bless her

    • @zephyrite1264
      @zephyrite1264 Рік тому +1

      She ran very fast to reach them. It didn't look like they sped up the video so she is quite athletic as well as fearless.

  • @moniquehunt6412
    @moniquehunt6412 Рік тому +18

    Thank you Eddie!!! ❤

  • @DanGolag
    @DanGolag Рік тому +7

    @6:33 Ross says he likes rice, and Jaime Olive-oil makes a face that clearly means that's the first time he's heard that phrase.

  • @CaptChrispy
    @CaptChrispy Рік тому +8

    Jonathon Ross giving a strong Bryan Ferry vibe

  • @lilyweatherwaxHRH
    @lilyweatherwaxHRH Рік тому +37

    None of you noticed how young everyone looks??? This is from 2011.

    • @susanpearson-creativefibro
      @susanpearson-creativefibro Рік тому +9

      Thanks, I was just trying to work out which year it was. David and Jonathan are the most easy ones to see the aging process. Jimmy has barely changed.

    • @OneOldRecipe
      @OneOldRecipe Рік тому +4

      I remember watching this by myself as I do every year... good grief, WHERE did time go?!

    • @MB-dg3lr
      @MB-dg3lr Рік тому

      No, no, just you

  • @janinefullin249
    @janinefullin249 Рік тому +9

    I'm moving back to the City my trepidation was eased by courage of England's Wonder Woman. Love and Blessings from NSW Australia.🤘

  • @timfriday9106
    @timfriday9106 Рік тому +9

    where is the full episode of this? i wanna watch it so hard

    • @ethan5719
      @ethan5719 Рік тому

      Probs UA-cam or pirate site

    • @jomc7425
      @jomc7425 Рік тому +5

      This is from the Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2011. It's on UA-cam.

    • @waynemarvin5661
      @waynemarvin5661 Рік тому

      How does one watch something "hard"?

  • @lisab9541
    @lisab9541 Рік тому +3

    That woman is an old school hero. Love her.

  • @alexrodgers9247
    @alexrodgers9247 10 місяців тому

    Mrs. Harper (?) is a good ol fashioned Brit. She would have fought Hitler face to face in London if he wasn’t afraid of water (the channel)! Hope she is still well, and charming folks with her eloquent style!

  • @andrewg3768
    @andrewg3768 Рік тому +3

    Look out Super Gran!

  • @hannahk1306
    @hannahk1306 Рік тому +183

    It's interesting looking back at these segments with Eddie Izzard knowing that she now identifies as genderfluid (and possibly lesbian). She probably always did, but "transvestite" was the only available term at the time.

    • @shadowbanned1999
      @shadowbanned1999 Рік тому +41

      Yeah it's kinda amazing it's kinda like the whole transgender movement is socially engineered and not a natural occurance or something

    • @hannahk1306
      @hannahk1306 Рік тому +125

      @@shadowbanned1999 The only thing that has really changed is that people now have the language to describe how they feel and in some cases they have options to live in a way that makes them feel more comfortable. If you look back through history, you'll find many people, across many cultures, who could be considered gender non-conforming.

    • @shadowbanned1999
      @shadowbanned1999 Рік тому

      @@hannahk1306 lmfao yeah okay buddy. Did they surgically remove there bits and get a necrotic "neovagina"? How about you give me some specific examples of people who were trans in history? Also can you define what the two genders are?

    • @nicosmind3
      @nicosmind3 Рік тому +28

      @@hannahk1306 He/she pronouns have always been used to describe others, and not for yourself. When talking directly to others we don't say he or she, we say you. The "movement" is being used to rob words of their meaning, and for people not to accept who they are. You can't be a man one day and a female another. The reality of you as a physical being is not based upon feelings, and when we use words like he or she that's how we use them. We can't read peoples minds, and reality isnt a subjective thing which changes due to a person's whim. It's tough for a person with gender dysphoria but pretending you look like something you dont (some people do transition well granted) is a denial of reality. And denying reality isnt healthy. On top of the damage transitioning people who aren't really trans. Ie a gay boy hasn't been born in the wrong body. 1000s have already started the process of detransitioning that this new movement has wrongly pushed those innocents into. Which goes to show how bad their advice is, how bad their knowledge is, and how little they really know

    • @hannahk1306
      @hannahk1306 Рік тому +62

      @@nicosmind3 Of course they're used to describe others, but so are names and you wouldn't call someone by the wrong name - so why use the wrong pronouns? If you accidentally use the wrong one, just apologise and move on.
      The percentage of people who detransition is actually very low and studies have shown that the majority of those who do, do so because of transphobia and not feeling safe in their current environment. Personally, I feel this is an argument for being more accepting and also better support from places like gender clinics, not against people being allowed to transition in the first place.

  • @wewper
    @wewper Рік тому

    Miranda Hart is insufferable. Anything she says is either painstakingly rehearsed or painfully unfunny or, frequently, both.

  • @lewismaddock1654
    @lewismaddock1654 Рік тому +2

    Mitchel says he wishes he could go into an egg fried rice room.... Not by Jamie though.

    • @mymai5859
      @mymai5859 Рік тому

      Uncle Roger would not be pleased

  • @ChubbyUnicorn
    @ChubbyUnicorn Рік тому +6

    Ann Timson took on 7 men holding sledgehammers! 😳 Put her picture nxt to courage in the dictionary.

  • @vinzo0913
    @vinzo0913 Рік тому +37

    That old bird deserved a standing ovation

    • @BumMcFluff
      @BumMcFluff Рік тому +9

      And she'd probably also like not to be referred to as "that old bird".

    • @PowerMadLabRat
      @PowerMadLabRat Рік тому +1

      @@BumMcFluff 'Twas a joke, I believe, or an attempt at one anyway.
      'Ova' meaning egg, 'Bird' a thing that lays eggs, 'Old bird' British slang for an elderly female person. If I'm wrong I do hope the OP informs me so... I may have read far more into this one than was intended.
      *Ovation means either 'egg-laying' or a 'standing applause', not sure why they are identically spelled mind you.

    • @vinzo0913
      @vinzo0913 Рік тому

      @@PowerMadLabRat indeed correct on the british slang, additionally it's somewhat of an english tradition that names initially sounding derogatory or rude are in fact respectful and/or reverential.
      (British humour/wit is great)
      I think you went too deep with the references to the ovum, but it does make for an interesting take I've not thought of before.
      As far as I'm aware the bird part is in reference to how situational aware a bird would typically be, and we all love and respect our elders in the Land of Tea

    • @vinzo0913
      @vinzo0913 Рік тому +1

      @@BumMcFluff feel free to tell me her name then, but either way, she was a tough old bird.

  • @josephrankin9406
    @josephrankin9406 8 місяців тому

    Stand back Superman, Ice Man, Spider-Man, Batman and Robin too ...

  • @philwoodley8422
    @philwoodley8422 Рік тому +9

    1 minute 12 seconds in and an advert like what the actual fuck…

    • @as3609
      @as3609 Рік тому +5

      It's 2022 and you don't have an adblocker. I think you're at fault here

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Рік тому +1

      @@as3609 lol was about to say. its so refreshing not to have ads, especially the amount of sponsors nowadays. i don't need ads on my ads

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +1

      Afaik the timing is random
      (but I assume the channel can 'set' how many ads get shown).
      Anyway, you're getting free content.

  • @EleanorPeterson
    @EleanorPeterson Рік тому +42

    David and Eddie are both better LADIES than I'll ever be...

  • @oakmaiden2133
    @oakmaiden2133 Рік тому +6

    Eddie! You look great! When’s your next tour?

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 Рік тому +29

    He wasn’t perplexed by it. He just noticed that it didn’t make sense.

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Рік тому +12

      I think he was perplexed.
      He was perplexed as to why she thought that constituted a joke.

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 Рік тому

      @@peterclarke7240 Haha, O.K.

  • @susaberivan
    @susaberivan Рік тому +25

    Feeling for Eddie, the insensitivity is quite outrageous, here

    • @Cimreau
      @Cimreau Рік тому +2

      Yea, 5:52 11:48 The barrier to being a transvestite is pretty low, given that it's just a man who sometimes dresses like a woman, but Walliams seems weirdly intent on challenging Izzard's claim to be just that. Could all this bullying have been avoided by just giving Walliams a DVD copy of "Dress to Kill"?

    • @wfcoaker1398
      @wfcoaker1398 Рік тому +17

      Insenstivity? It looks like banter to me and he is clearly not bothered by it, he's playing along with it. But, sure, take offence on behalf of a stranger who clearly doesn't know that he's supposed to be offended, at least according to you. Don't you hate it when the victims you defend aren't victimized like you think they should be? They've got some nerve!

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones Рік тому +2

    Funny, I know a lady who gets upset because Eddie Izzard isn't transvestite enough for her.

  • @alexythemechanic8056
    @alexythemechanic8056 Рік тому

    Little did we know that Eddie/Suzy was telling the truth about being a lesbian.

  • @claireguerin9639
    @claireguerin9639 Рік тому

    No one noticed Jamie Oliver until like 7 minutes in. Good.

  • @mattcarlucci
    @mattcarlucci Рік тому

    Eddie Izard no longer refers to himself as a transvestite.

  • @dmontes133
    @dmontes133 Рік тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @wewper
    @wewper Рік тому

    The panelists' table is made of Legos.

  • @andrewg3768
    @andrewg3768 Рік тому

    David you have already broken wind!

  • @willbaker6532
    @willbaker6532 Рік тому

    6:06 10 years later all he gets is hassle for it

  • @3742enigma
    @3742enigma Рік тому

    What year is this from?

  • @gablison
    @gablison Рік тому +1

    Literally the embodiment of a participation trophy!

  • @johntremble551
    @johntremble551 Рік тому +2

    Well done my lovely x

  • @traceychalkley9946
    @traceychalkley9946 Рік тому +2

    What easy money this is for the celebs. They dont even have to be funny and they still get paid.

  • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
    @freakshowfilmfestival3591 Рік тому +2

    "I could tell how hot it was."
    98.5°F sorry, I don't know Celsius.

    • @Maya_Pinion
      @Maya_Pinion Рік тому +1

      Me neither and proud of it,besides the fact that the nuns in math couldn't beat it into my head...all those lil numbers,my god, a foot is a 🦶,12 inches...not 1.789.453 something or other..man.

    • @snr0n
      @snr0n Рік тому

      @@Maya_Pinion Only an American would be proud of ignorance 😂

    • @saborflamenco1137
      @saborflamenco1137 Рік тому +1

      Always admirable to be proud of your ignorance and insularity. It is what makes the United States the great country it is. Meanwhile, you can talk about the weather with any Liberians or Burmese that you meet - the only other countries in the world that still haven't adopted metric.

    • @freakshowfilmfestival3591
      @freakshowfilmfestival3591 Рік тому

      @@saborflamenco1137 oh, ouch, cut me to the core. 😂😂😂🤡

  • @robertdarby2857
    @robertdarby2857 Рік тому +2

    Miranda Hart is so overrated

  • @offthewall9988
    @offthewall9988 Рік тому +5

    1st
    i think there's a song about the lady in red

    • @mtrps_
      @mtrps_ Рік тому

      thats no lady, thats Marilyn Manson!

    • @icturner23
      @icturner23 Рік тому

      And worst.

  • @nicodoe6181
    @nicodoe6181 Рік тому +6

    the child beaters painfully boring..... the amount of episodes w uncharismatic non-comedian guests is insane 😭😭

    • @raveninnsbruck9166
      @raveninnsbruck9166 Рік тому

      who?

    • @eoghanclark165
      @eoghanclark165 Рік тому

      What?

    • @nicodoe6181
      @nicodoe6181 Рік тому

      @@eoghanclark165 what a constructive and informative reply. totally worth the time i spent checking my notifications

    • @eoghanclark165
      @eoghanclark165 Рік тому +7

      @@nicodoe6181 I can't give an informative response to a comment I'm still attempting to understand

  • @saoirsedeltufo7436
    @saoirsedeltufo7436 Рік тому +11

    Walliams, Miranda and Jamie Oliver, it's a pretty low point for the show...

    • @patpat8727
      @patpat8727 Рік тому +5

      And Mitchell being on with them means it's a pretty low point for him as well.

    • @katiee2518
      @katiee2518 Рік тому +6

      This is over 10 years old

    • @katenz100
      @katenz100 Рік тому +9

      Did y'all miss the Mel B year? Not even close.

    • @saoirsedeltufo7436
      @saoirsedeltufo7436 Рік тому +3

      @@katenz100 At least she was just one person (and the others could mock her), this is half of the guests...

    • @DizzyBusy
      @DizzyBusy Рік тому

      I like Miranda Hart

  • @squidge903
    @squidge903 Рік тому +13

    I never understand how the, 'I like wice' guy had his own show. Just not funny.

    • @JBG-AjaxzeMedia
      @JBG-AjaxzeMedia Рік тому +18

      his names Jonathon Ross i'm sure you know that you're just pretending to not know his name to make it sound like you care less than you do. but the truth is, you're just damaged and need an outlet for your built up frustration, we get it, and we're here for you Squidge.

  • @numbereightyseven
    @numbereightyseven Рік тому +3

    Muppets aren't real Muppets these days. Cringe.

  • @thijsbergman2424
    @thijsbergman2424 Рік тому +2

    Cancel homophobic Jonathan Ross

    • @raveninnsbruck9166
      @raveninnsbruck9166 Рік тому +3

      Cringe

    • @thijsbergman2424
      @thijsbergman2424 Рік тому

      @@raveninnsbruck9166 As opposed to referencing anal intercourse when a gay man farts. I challenge anyone to be more cringeworthy

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Рік тому +3

      "His anal muscles are shot to hell" was funny. David thought it was funny. Everyone else thought it was funny. You're just going to have to cope.

    • @thijsbergman2424
      @thijsbergman2424 Рік тому

      @@johnstory2996 Laugh all you want, but my coping strategy is better than yours

    • @johnstory2996
      @johnstory2996 Рік тому

      @@thijsbergman2424 😂 It clearly isn't. Cope harder.