Green: why did you take so long to answer Me, a adhd bisexual on the spectrum gremlin with crippling anxiety: I'm the walking definition of cannot make my mind up, I was having a crisis!?!
As soon as we were approached by the other daddy I was mentally screaming for green to come help and soon as green showed up in we ran to him to protect us.
Timestamps bc why not 1. 13:42 "I want you to be my sugar baby" No. Turn around, walk away, thank you. 2. 14:18 "Oh, but he's nice to you? My dear, in that case, he has been manipulating you--" ..Isn't that what you're doing right now? 3. 16:15 "So in the mean time, this is goodbye, I'll see you later, my sweet honey bun" You did not just call me that. 4. 16:46 "The last thing he said was addressed to me--" ..WHAT? (Look at 3.)
Green: “Why did you take so long to answer” Me: *laughing my butt off and mocking shy causing me to laugh harder* 🤣 (Shy is amazing tho and I don’t mean this to him I’m talking specifically this character in the video, Shy’s audios are amazing, so are Green’s never could I fall asleep without listening to them❤🥲✨)
"Well aren't you just the cutest little darling?" Miqo'te me: *tail floof and growls* "Aww, no need to be shy from me~" *glare* This ain't me being shy, guy. Seriously tho, this was awesome :3 he genuinely startled me when I heard him talk lol
15:19 Noo We just met this dude and we hesitate?! Here I am thinking we’re hanging on to Green’s arm, hardly hearing out Shy, and then we hesitate?! The betrayal. 15:40 we’ve been given plenty of opportunities to say we don’t want this anymore, he’s said we could call it off. He doesn’t want us to do something we don’t want to do. As shown in the previous (videos) moments. 16:25 thank you, Shy was lovely, but it’s first come first serve here. More serious note, this was great, the tagteam/crossover/featuring (whatever it’s call) videos always turn out lovely. Shy was a perfect choice, y’all just flow really well together!
@@theshyoneva Was it solid gold or did it have gold accents? I'm assuming solid, because gold accents can work especially if the car's black. Purple and gold also works, but definitely not for a fancy party. I'm probably way overthinking this...
Him: It'd probably be best to stay away from the shellfish, I learned that the hard way Me: wow the first time I'm actually glad I'm allergic to shellfish I mean it makes no difference wouldn't touch it anyways
Dolphins was one of my favorites animals..until I found out what they actually did and it ruined it for me 🥲 Keep up the good work Green! Please take care of yourself and drink plenty of water!!
The other sugar daddy: no need to be shy from me Me has autism as well as 4 other disorders: I'm not lost I'm just waiting here for my daddy and your kinda giving me creep vibes so if you wouldn't mind leaving me alone that would be great
Green daddy: “You always take to long to get ready” Me: WELL IM SORRY FOR WANTING TO LOOK REALLY GOOD FOR YOU! LET ME DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU SINCE YOU DO A BUNCH OF NICE STUFF FOR ME! (Love you though. I did think it was hot when you said “NOW” 💚💚)
Daddy:why did you take so long to come to a decision Me:i wanted to pretend like i was considering his offer when i already knew i was going to tell him to go away it was like adding special effects to movies
You both did an amazing job! This was hilarious! I choose Green! Shy had the most tacky car color ever. Also, love the reference. Bro find a different sugar baby I don't want you. 💀 I would wear my prom dress. I got a casual but pretty prom dress so I could wear it again. I didn't wanna spend money on something and never wear it again. I listened to this on the bus going to school. I was feeling sad so this made me feel better. I hope you're doing well! 💚💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I forgot to tell you this but my friend told me an amazing life advice. She told me to get a good sugar daddy that'll treat me right. When he dies take all of his money and belongings. This advice is the best I've ever gotten.
What a great collab! And as always, I enjoyed your voice, plus the slightly unhinged sense of humor you have. Shy definitely made me do a think 🤔 after all, is having 4 bugattis environmentally friendly??
Me? Wear pyjamas to a fancy event? You wouldn't catch me in anything other than my finest black velvet dress 😏 But regardless, im sorry, Shy, my heart is and will always be Greens. Nice try, though 😋 You both killed this video, and well, what can i say? I do love two lovely men fighting over me 😂😂 Thank you again, Green! I'll be sleeping happy again tonight 🖤🖤
GREEN!! PIN? LOVE U
ofc! Are you feeling better?
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 mhm!! Recovering from the surgery:D it was a toe nail removal😞
@@knittedoll you poor thing 💔
Get well soon xx
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Thank youuu :D
@Leo 🍁 Awh thanks you!
"Step aside shy 💅" I can't - 😂😂
The sass 😂
...they are just enemies at this point
😂😂😂😂 the guy just smooth with it..and shy has no shame 😂😂😂😂😂
Daddy: baby there you are
Me: (pushes the other guy away and runs over to daddy and hugs him)
9:14
“You have my full permission to slap him, I’ll deal with the consequences later”
*cracks knuckles* bet
Hehehehe yes.
"Which one? I have four"
Was the greatest comeback I've ever heard! 😭
Green: why did you take so long to answer
Me, a adhd bisexual on the spectrum gremlin with crippling anxiety: I'm the walking definition of cannot make my mind up, I was having a crisis!?!
STOP bc this is so me 😭✋
ngl it is quite a high pressure situation 🥲
My adhd bisexual anxiety self would've zoned out or got distracted while they were arguing too!
I was like: umm it was a pause for dramatic effect. 🙄
“You must have seen how everyone fears him”
Yes… because that means no one will talk to me and I can be an introvert and people watch! ✨
Me, who's an introvert and has social anxiety: Good
yes fear because trumma is the key to haveing a fricking back bone
Same 100% same
Or just hide in the bathroom and play on my phone till this is over.
6:51 how did you know I was allergic to shellfish..? HE'S IN THE WALLSSSSS
HE'S IN MY EYES, HE IS IN MY EARS-
Same
😂😂. I laughed so hard at this comment!
Green Daddy: Baby, you have my permission to slap him. I'll deal with the consequences.
Me: (warms up hands) Say less.
Love the audio, sir 😁
Thats what I was doing I was cracking my knuckles and warming up to through a will smith 🤣🤣
*cracks knuckles and ankles drop kick it is*
@YourMom-mc2tu
Keep my sugar baby's name out your goddxmn mouth!! *Slap* !
Yes- we shall slap this motherf**ker-
Yeah we all be ready to throw hands! But I will use the side of my hand instead cuz it’s stronger!
"In solid gold"
My immediate response: "Ew- That's not a good car color-"
Agreed, that's so tacky 😭
Shy:" I can get you anything you want"
Me: a Romantic relationship would be nice *fingers snaps*
S:What colour is your bugatti
G: Which one? I have four
The cackle i let out omg
i was a girl in the village doing alright
and now i'm choosing daddies overnight
So much money
SO MUCH MONEY TO SEE😍😍🤧🤧🤧
As soon as we were approached by the other daddy I was mentally screaming for green to come help and soon as green showed up in we ran to him to protect us.
SAME
Fr
YESSSSS WE DID! I WAS ALSO LIKE “IM GOING TO PUNCH THIS GUY IF GREEN DOESNT COME TO GET ME”
Fr fr 😅
I legit was responding like I was actually there and my dad came in and asked who I was talking to and I had to explain it😅
WhAt CoLoUr Is yOuR BuGaTtI?!? Love it green! thx for another amazing audio!
Glad someone got the reference 😂
Thank you! :)
WhIcH oNe? I HaVe FoUr 🤣🤣🤣
@@Natures_Soul_Dancer FR 😂
@@irypoutasi5604 🤣🤣🤣
I stayed because of this comment 🤣 🤣 🤣
10:53 “i have four” aHA HE GOT OUTRICHED LMAO
*Green talking about saving dolphins*
Me after seeing one too many casual geographic videos: NAH UH, HELL NAH! Not dolphins
"Dolphins are creepy"
me: HELL YEA I AGREE
😂
They act cute around human but...
I love that guy!
"What color is your bugati?"
"Which one? I have four"
The way I fucking cackled- 😂
The audio was amazing was always ^^
Frrr
Fr I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
Sugar daddy roleplays are so funny I love them so much 😭
Bruh I thought you were azeru lmao
Damn I thought you were Azeru😭
@@leta488 LMAO
PLSSS I TOUGHT YOU WERE AZERU
I love the username
Nobody:
Me spitting out my water from the deep voice at the beginning
My mom's boyfriend: You okay sweetheart?
Me: Y-Yeah
*In the helicopter*
Him: Speechless r u?
Me: WELL YEA I'M AFRAID OF DAM HIGHTS
"You have my permission to slap him"
Me: I think I'd rather punch him!😁
Timestamps bc why not
1. 13:42
"I want you to be my sugar baby"
No. Turn around, walk away, thank you.
2. 14:18
"Oh, but he's nice to you? My dear, in that case, he has been manipulating you--"
..Isn't that what you're doing right now?
3. 16:15
"So in the mean time, this is goodbye, I'll see you later, my sweet honey bun"
You did not just call me that.
4. 16:46
"The last thing he said was addressed to me--"
..WHAT? (Look at 3.)
THE LAST PNE CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD
@@Nobody1sh3r3 lmao
I had a thought at first that Shy used to be his sugar baby. Lol
Green: Will be taking something more extravagant.
Me: are we taking a helicopter…?
* helicopter noises*
Me:I KNEW IT!
“there may be other sugar babies like you that you can meet”
nah bro i’m good 😀 i’d either stay with you or by myself idc 😭😭
"Its mr green to you... mr shy"💅🏽💏💑the sassiness...it just...halariois😅😅😅😂😂😂i cant
Green: we'll be taking something more extravagant.
**Helicopter noises**
Me: ....
Also me: I have a fear of heights. WHY DID YOU CHOSE THIS?! 😭
I DID A COMMENT EXACTLY LIKE THIS 😂😂😂
I’m more worried about how messy the make up we would have just done - and our hair
face your fear. This is the new fear factor p.s i'm not a fraid of hight went sky diveying yesterday
Oh two of my favourite asmr UA-camrs in one video? How could i wish for more? Yet another masterpiece
Means a lot 🥰
1. Im not anyones honeybun
2. Bugatti colours 😂
3. Loyalty above everything else, well apart from this list obviously 😂
“Tell me mr GREEN, what color is YOUR bugatti?”
YOUR KILLING ME😭
Green:Why do you hesitate.
Shy:Good you’re giving this some thought
Me:No I’m overwhelmed I choose Green so go
Green: “Why did you take so long to answer”
Me: *laughing my butt off and mocking shy causing me to laugh harder* 🤣
(Shy is amazing tho and I don’t mean this to him I’m talking specifically this character in the video, Shy’s audios are amazing, so are Green’s never could I fall asleep without listening to them❤🥲✨)
"Well aren't you just the cutest little darling?"
Miqo'te me: *tail floof and growls*
"Aww, no need to be shy from me~"
*glare* This ain't me being shy, guy.
Seriously tho, this was awesome :3 he genuinely startled me when I heard him talk lol
FINAL FANTASY MENTIONED 👹👹👹👹
@@FreakyWingedAngel I had to 🤭
Green: there will be rich a$$holes that will look done on you
Me: I get it I'm short you don't have to point it out
I LOVE THESE SUGAR DADDY ROLEPLAYS!!!
SAMEE
More to come 💚
I love the collabs tho!
“Hey Siri, how do you marry someone’s voice ?”
Me as siri: I have no idea. Maybe marry his voice in ur dreams
me as Alexa: tf you mean Siri? You merry the man himself duh you dumb fool then you get the man himself AND his voice bro like😍😍😻😻
Marry* aww such good grammar 😍
@@Themostcutestflyingbabyever true never thought of that but what if I only want the voice lol
@@IzzyakaSpookyGurlQueenal-lh3dh fair point
All I gotta say is the saying " what color is your Bugatti" brings backmemories from people in my class it still haunts me 😭
"You have full permission to sla--"
I'm 10 steps ahead of you.
*raises a chair.*
15:19 Noo We just met this dude and we hesitate?! Here I am thinking we’re hanging on to Green’s arm, hardly hearing out Shy, and then we hesitate?! The betrayal.
15:40 we’ve been given plenty of opportunities to say we don’t want this anymore, he’s said we could call it off. He doesn’t want us to do something we don’t want to do. As shown in the previous (videos) moments.
16:25 thank you, Shy was lovely, but it’s first come first serve here.
More serious note, this was great, the tagteam/crossover/featuring (whatever it’s call) videos always turn out lovely. Shy was a perfect choice, y’all just flow really well together!
this man always manage to make me blush i-
OMG I LOVE THIS SERIES SO MUCH I'M SO HAPPY THERES A NEW ONE AHHHH
Bruh when he said gold Bugatti i said tacky and Green immediately agreed. Shy was acting sus af.
What? No I wasn’t. Not sus at all :3
@@theshyoneva WAIT- YOU'RE HERE-
@@sibongsu YEAH
@@theshyoneva Was it solid gold or did it have gold accents? I'm assuming solid, because gold accents can work especially if the car's black. Purple and gold also works, but definitely not for a fancy party. I'm probably way overthinking this...
@@theshyoneva Sure buddy… sureeee😭
the fact it took me 10 minutes to realize the second guy was shy even tho he is on of my favorites va's
Him: It'd probably be best to stay away from the shellfish, I learned that the hard way
Me: wow the first time I'm actually glad I'm allergic to shellfish I mean it makes no difference wouldn't touch it anyways
"If you want to save dolphins, you might as well swim the ocean and do cpr on them"😭 bruh i just burst out laughing
I'm really really scared of aeroplanes so when I heard the helicopter sound thingy my heart SANK
him: its time
me:why dose that sound so menacing 😰
Anything can sound menacing if you say it menacingly 😈
Dolphins was one of my favorites animals..until I found out what they actually did and it ruined it for me 🥲
Keep up the good work Green! Please take care of yourself and drink plenty of water!!
Thank you!
What are your favourite animals now? 😆
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Wolves and Red pandas!! :3
Yeah… sorry about your love of dolphins at least balugas are cute 🥰
@@Ren.Atashi that I can agree 🥰
Love how Green actually reads he comments his too nice love so much!! ❤😭🥲😊
Ofc I do 🥰
The other sugar daddy: no need to be shy from me
Me has autism as well as 4 other disorders: I'm not lost I'm just waiting here for my daddy and your kinda giving me creep vibes so if you wouldn't mind leaving me alone that would be great
No no no no not the "what color is your Bugatti"
I would sit there and try not to a laugh just like I am trying rn. “Daddy” 😭
15:53 - hmmmm
Got me thinking, but i definitely have a good choice for this 😊.
Good audio, man!
I'm super intrigued now!!
Thank you! Good choice XD
him: "you have my utmost permission to slap him"
Me: ``Really``? 😃😃
The way mr.green says "which one ihave four" mr.shy got really shy omg i just can't 🤭💅🏻
You guys really know how to throw a grand collaboration. 👍 Or two. ✌ How extravagant!! You spoil us. 🎉
💚💚💚
Green daddy: “You always take to long to get ready”
Me: WELL IM SORRY FOR WANTING TO LOOK REALLY GOOD FOR YOU! LET ME DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU SINCE YOU DO A BUNCH OF NICE STUFF FOR ME! (Love you though. I did think it was hot when you said “NOW” 💚💚)
Well since you put it that way... take all the time you need 💚
😩"What colours your bugatti?" 😩
Diosss, que increíble audio! me encanta, me encanta, gracias por traernos esta joyita green!❤
Thank you 💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 💚
"You have my full permission to slap him, I'll deal with the consequences later." *grabs a bat* what if
Girls, girls, you're both pretty. Can I go home now? 😀
My thoughts exacly 😂😂😂
AGHAGSGAHAHHA
Your voice is so amazing I can listen to you for hours
This is really really amazing! I love it.💖 Thanks for the audio Green!
Thank you sm 🥰
I LOVE MM4A’s so much!!!!❤❤❤
OMG THIS SO GOOD! 😆
The drama and the story was amazing, so good! 😄
Thank you :)
Lovely! Thank you both!!❤
You make me feel spoiled.😅
It's great to see big money men squirm. 🙃
Daddy:why did you take so long to come to a decision
Me:i wanted to pretend like i was considering his offer when i already knew i was going to tell him to go away it was like adding special effects to movies
squaling and kicking the air rn😭😭😭 this is AAAAAAAHHHH * ///// *
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🥶
I LOVE THIS STUPID MEME
I’m fucking cackling I love this so much omg 💀❤️
Fresh food when I wake up? Damn sign me up
I knew I knew the voice the minute he said Mr shy I know exactly what was this is one of my other favorite ASMR UA-camrs hilarious
I die when he says baby 💀 love this Suger daddy Adio ❤❤❤ this is amazing work keep up with the amazing work
Thank you 🥰💚
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE “now tell me mr green…what color is your Bugatti 👽..?”
Green: why did it take you so long to answer
My ADHD a$$ who zones out easily: *I'm 100% sure I zoned out.*
You both did an amazing job! This was hilarious! I choose Green! Shy had the most tacky car color ever. Also, love the reference. Bro find a different sugar baby I don't want you. 💀
I would wear my prom dress. I got a casual but pretty prom dress so I could wear it again. I didn't wanna spend money on something and never wear it again. I listened to this on the bus going to school. I was feeling sad so this made me feel better. I hope you're doing well! 💚💚
Thanks so much!!
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 I forgot to tell you this but my friend told me an amazing life advice. She told me to get a good sugar daddy that'll treat me right. When he dies take all of his money and belongings. This advice is the best I've ever gotten.
@@d3adlyfl0wers And share all those belongings with all his other sugar babies 🤭
" why you hesitating?" Bc i got anxiety ❤❤ and cannot process things fast
I feel like being a sugar baby is a bit to hard because she has to choose from 2 sugar daddy's 😮
After a tiring Day listening to this is perfect,ty!
Him: you always take so long to get ready
Me: I'm a lady that's what we do
I love this series
What a great collab! And as always, I enjoyed your voice, plus the slightly unhinged sense of humor you have. Shy definitely made me do a think 🤔 after all, is having 4 bugattis environmentally friendly??
What if they were green Bugattis 😝
That voice 😩👌
I go for one who I came with, not someone who I just meet and harassed me. I wouldn't hesitate for a second. If I was in that situation.
Shy: "I can give you anything you want."
Me: "I want you to go away."
Uhhhh charity events means pompous rich people uhhhhh
"it's for animals"
Take my money. 💸💸💸
"baby, is that you?" without thinking, i jogged and bumped into my daddy broad chest, then hid behind his big back.
"Now be gone"😂😂😂
I loveee M4As
It's persian new year tonight!
Happy nowruz❤🎆
I wish you all the happiness in life💚
Happy Nowruz!!!
Me? Wear pyjamas to a fancy event? You wouldn't catch me in anything other than my finest black velvet dress 😏
But regardless, im sorry, Shy, my heart is and will always be Greens. Nice try, though 😋
You both killed this video, and well, what can i say? I do love two lovely men fighting over me 😂😂
Thank you again, Green! I'll be sleeping happy again tonight 🖤🖤
As long as it was an expensive black velvet dress! 😆
Thank you 🥰💚
@@greenleafaudiosasmr9555 Damn straight it is 😉😂🖤🖤
Me that whole fight: oop you goina let him say that to you
I LOVE THIS AUDIO
NOT THE ANDREW TATE REFERENCE IM FUCKING DYING AHHAHAAHAHAHGAGA
Me who wants to ship them instead 👀❤
Never knew I wanted this collab it's awesome 😭❤
👀🍵 *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrp*
Damn i Love Sugar daddy roleplay 😭❤️
What color is your Bugatti
Me: what ever color he damn well pleases 😌👌
Hahaha... The mighty Quackster never leaves
Shy trying to eat up Green with the Bugatti is killing me😭
6:51 I live in Louisiana, shellfish is in my DNA
I’ve got to admit that’s an impressive voice you have there. I was only watching a video on vocal fry yesterday and it’s fascinating.
Thank you!
“You have my full permission to slap him, I’ll deal with the consequences later”
Awe I can’t punch him :< wtv I’ll slap him