Plot twist: She doesn't have amnesia, her mind was just fuzzy when the doctor visited because she's been asleep for days. They're both stalkers and she knows it.
Me: *wakes up and hears these two arguing.* Also Me: *recites the first meme that comes to mind* “Stop it! Love each other!” Aight I’ll take me leave now XD
*them arguing who is my boyfriend* Me asking myself what should I do: A. Tell them if one of them bring my emotional support cat, they are my official boyfriend B. Tell them to leave and threaten them to call the police C. Cry ( cause I get stressed and pressured ) D. Go back to sleep and pray for another coma to avoid drama
Well...the guy on the right gets points for wearing a mask during a global pandemic. As someone who literally can't tell if someone is lying or not though...these two are totally not being fair. Maybe they should say what nickname I called them or something that only they'd know. I'm paranoid enough to have somewhat of a contingency plan for something like this.
Why is our heart monitor so normal like this is normal for us, also plot twist: polyamorous relationship and both their stories are true (except the other one being the stalker stories) also comedic relief ending plot twist: they both have amnesia to forget eachother
Plot twist : listener is a bl lover. Her ultimate plan A is to get these two in a relationship and plan B is getting in a poly relationship with both of them 😂
03:10 Why does he know the exact models of the cameras? 😀 [M] 06:10 AYOO 😭 08:50 "our healthy, normal relationship without stalking" why so specific? 😀 [M] 09:51 A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? CALM DOWN [H] 10:38 why did he get so nervous? 😭 Suspiciously nervous [M] Due to the fact that there are more suspicious parts about Mason, imma go with Hunter 🕳👩🏽🦯
At first I thought hunter was the actual bf but then he made the marriage certificate comment so I think that their both stalkers and mason is just really bad at lying
The second I'd see 2 guys fighting after sleeping for a couple days straight, it's right back to sleeping cus ion care if I just woke up I don't wanna be apart of that 💀
Oh my- If I was in the hospital bed and these 2 started arguing instead of worrying about me, I would most likely throw my pillow at them and call the police
Me sitting there, listening to these two bicker like children: 😶 "sign this marriage certificate! ^^" Me: I need one from both of you- *them continuing their argument* Me, sitting there with disappointment radiating off me: I'm going to sleep-
The listener: Omg shut up! You guys are giving me a headache! Doctor! Doctor! They are giving me headache like darling sweetheart stalker mason hunter like uh! So confusing I bet there are not even my boyfriend! Their probably hiding my real boyfriend in their basement! But if they wanna put some drama in bring me pop corn!
My first impression is Mason is the stranger and Hunter is a possessive (Yandere) boyfriend. This is a very interesting idea. I love to listen to characters debate and argue this way 'cause one of my hobbies is human psychology. I would read the heck out of this, if it were a series. Feels like a manga or graphic novel just waiting to happen.
Plot twist: She dated both of them but recognized that there both crazy and broke up with both of them. They probably got into a fight and she got caught in the middle and/or overdosed her on pills and boom amnesia now! Some of the evidence is real some isn’t but she actually has a real boyfriend that is more crazy!
I’m literally eating while listening to this. Imagining I’m just blankly stare at them while slurping my soupy noodles. (°▽°) Welp, time to find a new boyfriend then. See, it’s fair, not choosing any of you two 😃
imagine if we got reincarnated into the body and see these two, after seeing the pics i would just say "I look like an average person, why fight over me?"
Is it just me who the whole time tries to figure out which character is which?😭 I try to match the voices with the characters 💀 I have concluded that the one on the left is mason and the one on the right is hunter
Plot twist: she did a deal with the doctor to say she has amnesia because she's in a secret relationship with the doc and she knows they're stalking her so she can call the police (i know some things may not be written right but I'm sorry English isn't my mother language)
I pick the one stops acting like a stalker and a child, but then by the sounds of it, neither of you are capable of that. So, for now, I beg you to leave me alone to rest before I smack both your heads together !
Yandere Boyfriend number 1 sounds like Hongjoong fighting to win Daehyung Yandere Boyfriend number 2 sounds like Seonghwa tries to win Daehyung's heart
This is gold. My goodness i don't remember when i laughed this hard 😂 oh this is perfect. The one upers and not at all subtle attempt to get the listeners love, not to mention the fire clapbacks
as a person who can't remeber ppl's names I would forget them :D (btw i'm talking about the part where he is like you could never forget about your loving bf)
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Me laying in a hospital bed like: are these two really fighting rn- **gets comfy and goes back to sleep while they argue**
I literally click on the video and two seconds I see on the video I see this comment 😂
I think they made me lose the rest of my brain cells 🥲
True ngl lol😂
Wait really? LOLLL
Do u think th@ if they argued long enough n focus on each other long enough 2 either go bk 2 sleep or sneak out of there.
“The only date he’s ever gotten has been in court” I’M CRINKLING 💀💀
Crinkling? >o
So the "The only thing she gave you was a restraining order" 💀💀💀
Dialogue gold
Our real bf standing at the doorway watching them: 👁️👄👁️
Fr 😭
😂I am in the middel of the ASMR lol thank you but imagine tho 😂😂😂
😂I am in the middel of the ASMR lol thank you but imagine tho 😂😂😂
😂
LMAO FR
Plot twist: She doesn't have amnesia, her mind was just fuzzy when the doctor visited because she's been asleep for days. They're both stalkers and she knows it.
Me after reading this comment: 😰😰😰
Ooh👀
Well it can be a guy too or nonbinary or what not
@@pinkcookies2512 yep, the fact that the creator liked makes me even more nervous, almost like “yeeeaaaahhhh this plot maaaaay be real”
Hm could be a possibility
Me at first: “Ladies, ladies, calm down. 😃”
They're enough of me for both of you 🙄
PLEASE I CAN'T IT'S TOO FUNNY 🤣
Did you just-
More like “lady’s your both beautiful no stop fighting now”
"Love each other!!"
Imagine waking up and seeing two boys fighting over you, and not understand wth is going on, but decide to play along
It’s especially funny when you’re a lesbian
EXACTLY LMFAO
@PinkLavender-sz9fn yes😂😂
"The only date he has ever gotten was to court"
Okay that was funny. You're my bf now
Me: *wakes up and hears these two arguing.*
Also Me: *recites the first meme that comes to mind* “Stop it! Love each other!”
Aight I’ll take me leave now XD
Lmao!
"MEOWWWW HISSSSSSS MEOW *SMACK* HISSSSS"
lol kinda reminds me of a saying "The more you hate, the more you Love" XD
Haha!
The one that came to my mind was more of a "Stop it, get some help" vibe😂😂
Nah they’re both stalkers! I’m a single Pringle for life 😌
Plot Twist: He/She fell in love to the doctor
"Uhh I chose neither the doctor is hotter any way lol bye 🤣"
second plot twist: the doctor is yandere too 🤣
AH-no that would actually would depend but if the doctors fine as hell i would fall 😍
me, a they/he: aw dang **phases out of existence**
🤣🤣🤣
the banter between these two is actually funny 😭
*them arguing who is my boyfriend*
Me asking myself what should I do:
A. Tell them if one of them bring my emotional support cat, they are my official boyfriend
B. Tell them to leave and threaten them to call the police
C. Cry ( cause I get stressed and pressured )
D. Go back to sleep and pray for another coma to avoid drama
I choose A & D
Lol 😆 you get a cat, then you officially have a boyfriend. And then you just go back to sleep
Yea A and D
They'll probably both bring identical cats
C then A. In that order.
D AND ONLY D
Yknow if two hot guys started fighting over me like this, I might for the first time ever consider being poly
“Well, I also *shot* some more pictures.” I would've laughed my ass off right in front of their faces- let me get some popcorn 😭🍿
Well...the guy on the right gets points for wearing a mask during a global pandemic. As someone who literally can't tell if someone is lying or not though...these two are totally not being fair. Maybe they should say what nickname I called them or something that only they'd know. I'm paranoid enough to have somewhat of a contingency plan for something like this.
Haha 69 likes
@@idkwhatimdoing.. ruined it
@@Sappy_Tea how dare you 😭
@@idkwhatimdoing.. now people have liked it up to 100
haha169
im sorry waking up to 2 men fighting i would go right back to sleep LOL
I did literally I just got up and I went back to bed
i relate, but i wouldnt be able to. half my brains like “im so fuckin tired” but the other half’s like “stfu i wanna hear this”
I would like that
“We shot a deer, remember?”
“Ashamed that’s the only thing that was shot.”
“Well, I also *shot* some more pictures.”
Absolutely fucking hilarious
Ikr 😭😊
Fr
A RESTRAINING ORDER-
IKR
Ikr😂 but not just that the whole entire time their fighting with their 'puns' ig thats what u call it
Ngl I’d probably start sobbing 💀
lol same
B-but why?!
um mom pick me up I'm scared there's 2 guys fighting over me ..TwT
Why is our heart monitor so normal like this is normal for us, also plot twist: polyamorous relationship and both their stories are true (except the other one being the stalker stories) also comedic relief ending plot twist: they both have amnesia to forget eachother
imagine waking up and having amnesia and already getting in a tight situation
Plot twist: neither are your boyfriend and both are your stalkers because you actually date women and have a girlfriend in the next town over
Loved it ☺️
Also hunter:I’m a freak in the good way
Me: 👀 👁🫦👁 👁👄👁
➖🫦➖
👉
i was like: 😳😑😏
Ummmm💅💅💅
Me: *wakes up*
Them: *arguing over who’s my boyfriend*
Me: Aight, nice meeting you two, but jokes on you I’m gay, and going back to sleep.
Also me: *screaming* DOCTOR! THERE’S TWO CRAZY PEOPLE HARASSING ME! GET THEM OUT OF HERE!
Hell yeah I'm going back to my imaginary gf so babaye
*WHEEZES* 🤣
The funny thing is I am gay😅😅
Imagine just waking up after days and the first thing you hear is two guys roasting each other over you.....I love it.
Plot twist : listener is a bl lover. Her ultimate plan A is to get these two in a relationship and plan B is getting in a poly relationship with both of them 😂
Lmao this could be fixed with a trip to the police department to find which one has a restraining order.
YESSS
I bet they both do
@@Lizzy3D on god
Hunter: Sweetheart I know Mason is stressing you out...
Me: You're both stressing me out😪
03:10 Why does he know the exact models of the cameras? 😀 [M]
06:10 AYOO 😭
08:50 "our healthy, normal relationship without stalking" why so specific? 😀 [M]
09:51 A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE? CALM DOWN [H]
10:38 why did he get so nervous? 😭 Suspiciously nervous [M]
Due to the fact that there are more suspicious parts about Mason, imma go with Hunter 🕳👩🏽🦯
Exactly what I thought when I listened to this❤
Everyone: Can you tell which one is the stalker?
Me: Can you tell which of us is Hikaru?!
(Yes. I'm aware how sad I am.)
This one is Hikaru and that one is Kaoru
@@sleepy_clauuu Lol I think u were supposed to say “It’s hard to say… They’re identical!”
@@sleepy_clauuu But thank you Haruhi 🙏🏽✨
NAH BRO THIS WAS MAD FUNNY AND I DONT KNOW WHY😭😭
Oh no that was not sad, that was hilarious.
Slay what you wanna slay and let the slay fall out 👸🏽
SLAYYY
Slay soul sister slay my sister mister 😫
*Wakes up to being "fought over"*
"Bitch, I could care less who takes me, get me some fucking water. I can't breathe."
The love letter NOW I NO YOU LYING I WOULD NEVER BE SO BOLD
At first I thought hunter was the actual bf but then he made the marriage certificate comment so I think that their both stalkers and mason is just really bad at lying
WHO’S HUNTER AND WHO’S MASON?!
I DONT KNOW!!😭
I think the left one is Mason and the right one hunter but I'm not sure
I thought I was the other way around (I have headphones and there's directional sound)
No fr tho
Me in the hospital bed listening to them argue and then saying a Megamind reference “Ugh girls, girls your both pretty. Can I go home now?”
I'd ever had anyone fighting over me?, I don't know if I want to happen to me.
*Listener in the hospital*
Me: sensing they might be there because of Hunter and Mason
The second I'd see 2 guys fighting after sleeping for a couple days straight, it's right back to sleeping cus ion care if I just woke up I don't wanna be apart of that 💀
Oh my- If I was in the hospital bed and these 2 started arguing instead of worrying about me, I would most likely throw my pillow at them and call the police
Me sitting there, listening to these two bicker like children: 😶
"sign this marriage certificate! ^^"
Me: I need one from both of you-
*them continuing their argument*
Me, sitting there with disappointment radiating off me: I'm going to sleep-
Okay but why choose one if we can get both 🙂
😂😂 so true
holy shit i can’t believe i have two (2) boyfriends now
...
DOCTOOOR HELPPP-
My pov: Oh boi here we go again -
Them: arguing over me
Me: awkwardly silence
Me: go back sleep
(Also the shirt is reminds me of ying and yang)
i like to imagine Y/N in the hospital bed with the two guys standing over her with her head all bandaged and her face is like: 🤕
Imagine you were cheating on both of them and you know it but you decide to just be quiet and watch them like oop oh no 😭🤭
The listener: Omg shut up! You guys are giving me a headache! Doctor! Doctor! They are giving me headache like darling sweetheart stalker mason hunter like uh! So confusing I bet there are not even my boyfriend! Their probably hiding my real boyfriend in their basement!
But if they wanna put some drama in bring me pop corn!
Them: *fighting*
Me: "uhm"
My girlfriend: *standing by door* "👁👄👁"
Me: *is actually more lesbian than straight* "I want my love🥺"
While they're roasting each other I'm just laying in my bed trying to figure out which one is my real bf.
Not me saying:
"You two should be the couple, ima go back to sleep"
Damn, I woke up only to be thrown in the middle of a roasting! Nuuuurse, I need some popcorn stat!
Me just woke up from a coma be like:bruh im not dealing with this shit"goes back to sleep wake me up when their done"
*Hah jokes on you i dont have a boyfriend* 😭
Id be slamming the nurse call button so much. Conflict is intimidating
NAHH HUNTER 😭😭😭 "the only thing perfect for you is a jail cell" MY JAW IS ON THE FLOORR
My first impression is Mason is the stranger and Hunter is a possessive (Yandere) boyfriend. This is a very interesting idea. I love to listen to characters debate and argue this way 'cause one of my hobbies is human psychology. I would read the heck out of this, if it were a series. Feels like a manga or graphic novel just waiting to happen.
Remember me 🪕
Though I have to travel far🎼
Remember meeeee🎵
Each time you hear a sad guitar 🎸 😞
Just know that I'm with you 🤷🏽♀️
The only way that I can be 😔
Until you're in my arms again 🙌🏾
Remember me 🤸🏾♀️
them: fighting.
Guy 1: let's take a sample of your handwriting darling :) *continues to pull out a marriage contract*
THE TEA 💀
The last part reminds me of the pick me auto “Pick me, Choose me, Love me.”💀
OMG I LOVE THIS CONCEPT
Is it just me or is anyone concerned that listener does not care cause they be saying all this stalking stuff and they just be calm about it💀💀💀
I like to imagine that we're dating both of them but neither of them know that yet
THE WHOLE TIME THEY WERE PUTTING EACHOTHER DOWN, I KEPT LAUGHING SM.
Them always calling me darling
"Bro why aren't you calling me by my name?"
Them👁👄👁
*Them fighting*
Me: 👀 Sorry boys but...Im taken already by anime boys heh-
Me: uh but I’m blind so I can’t see…
My first crush was named mason 🤣
Both of My nephews are called Mason and hunter 💀
@@-YoriichisHuband- so what year was your cousin born
@@trinityharmon5107 *nephews and one is 16 and the other is 4
@@-YoriichisHuband- ok I think my ex crush is about 19 or 20
Plot twist: She dated both of them but recognized that there both crazy and broke up with both of them. They probably got into a fight and she got caught in the middle and/or overdosed her on pills and boom amnesia now! Some of the evidence is real some isn’t but she actually has a real boyfriend that is more crazy!
"Mason doesn't love you because he needs to learn about TRUST"
lol u both need to learn abt personal space/
*Them Arguing*
Me: Can I go home now 😀
Me : yeah I am getting back to sleep-
Hi i'm early hope everyone is doing good
This is amazing if I could double like I would
Plot twist, they are each other's boyfriend and while you were on a coma, they planed a prank for you in case you've amnesia
I’m literally eating while listening to this.
Imagining I’m just blankly stare at them while slurping my soupy noodles. (°▽°)
Welp, time to find a new boyfriend then.
See, it’s fair, not choosing any of you two 😃
I wanna hear a part two where we mess with them and say I can’t decide and adventually get both as survents/lovers
I’m aware of how messed up I am
“Mom can you pick me up I’m scared. Amused but scared.”
Them talking
Me: "can I have them both?" (polyamorous smile)
“Hunter mcstalker” 💀
Bro got roasted so much he went on McDonald’s menu
OMFG BAHAHAH
Me rn: Aight, so, I Like Hunter better so- Mason you can leave now bc you creep me out 😃👍🏼 *I sit back and observe*
imagine if we got reincarnated into the body and see these two, after seeing the pics i would just say "I look like an average person, why fight over me?"
Omfg these arguments are actually so great ngl😂😂😂
Me: *sees two guys arguing*
Me: "no." *goes back to sleep*
Okay, I'm so into this scenario. I'd be laughing my ass off while the two of them argue 😩
Is it just me who the whole time tries to figure out which character is which?😭
I try to match the voices with the characters 💀
I have concluded that the one on the left is mason and the one on the right is hunter
If listener has a restraining order on one of them the offender wouldnt be allowed in the hospital room XD
But why not have both
I wasn’t sure who was lying until the sweater part, go ahead Hunter you can get rid of Mason 😭👍
Plot twist: she did a deal with the doctor to say she has amnesia because she's in a secret relationship with the doc and she knows they're stalking her so she can call the police (i know some things may not be written right but I'm sorry English isn't my mother language)
I pick the one stops acting like a stalker and a child, but then by the sounds of it, neither of you are capable of that. So, for now, I beg you to leave me alone to rest before I smack both your heads together !
Love this, looks like you earn a new sub 😁
NAURR CUZ THE WAY I WOULD JUST SAY THIS IN THE BG OF THEIR FIGHTING:
"I just woke up. I'm going back to sleep."
I need more of this, this sounds wonderful.
me in hospital bed: can u shut up and go make out in the corner or sum? im going back to bed
Yandere Boyfriend number 1 sounds like Hongjoong fighting to win Daehyung
Yandere Boyfriend number 2 sounds like Seonghwa tries to win Daehyung's heart
This is gold. My goodness i don't remember when i laughed this hard 😂 oh this is perfect. The one upers and not at all subtle attempt to get the listeners love, not to mention the fire clapbacks
as a person who can't remeber ppl's names I would forget them :D (btw i'm talking about the part where he is like you could never forget about your loving bf)
Who's who?💀💀 is hunter the guy dressed in black and Mason in white?
Either one is whoever. This is most likely a one-off so the right could be Hunter and the left is Mason or the other way around
@@RyuuroParsival oh ok thanks❤❤❤
*is cranky from waking up from a coma and listening to them argue* Boys; shhh!! I'm sleepy!! Though you arguing made me giggle.