Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Shooter

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  • @death49rockets0
    @death49rockets0 Рік тому +8808

    "maybe i'll do something freaky do the body" got me questioning greg's sanity

    • @GuilhermeM1
      @GuilhermeM1 Рік тому +157

      He just like me fr

    • @JustSaiyanDude
      @JustSaiyanDude Рік тому +166

      I was cooking dinner and had this playing in the background. Nearly collapsed with a frying pan full of food hearing that 🤣

    • @death49rockets0
      @death49rockets0 Рік тому +1

      crackheads lmao

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 Рік тому +87

      Maybe he should be in jail...

    • @reallymentalpig1173
      @reallymentalpig1173 Рік тому +62

      @therealgumballwattersonyou’re sick

  • @warbandbutter
    @warbandbutter Рік тому +7590

    I don’t think Greg was framed but instead he really was the one that shot up the school and only used this story as some kind of mental block of what really happened

    • @ricardozetino6907
      @ricardozetino6907 Рік тому +188

      Could be

    • @jb-wc1hx
      @jb-wc1hx Рік тому +510

      He is a sociopathic liar in the main books, so maybe. (See different books describing the same year completely differently.)

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 Рік тому +309

      Perhaps. But I don't see him having the balls to actually straight up attack people like this. Him running away and using Rowley as a shield sounds a lot more like him.

    • @Slash11512
      @Slash11512 Рік тому +70

      I mean he got into the group of survivors and Rowley and Holly were killed so it's unlikely

    • @buddhasharkyproductions2026
      @buddhasharkyproductions2026 Рік тому +82

      I don't remeber this one in my middle school library

  • @sammyclark4992
    @sammyclark4992 Рік тому +4400

    My favorite thing about this fanfic is how much of an asshat Greg is. My man legit used his "best friend" as a human shield.

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому

      You should read the books if you think he’s an asshat in this

    • @toadim64
      @toadim64 Рік тому +36

      HOLY SHIT ITS SAMMY CLARK THE THOMAS UA-camR

    • @tacopizzasandwich621
      @tacopizzasandwich621 Рік тому +224

      And the best part? That it’s entirely accurate to the books!

    • @Rusty_The_Diesel_05
      @Rusty_The_Diesel_05 Рік тому +61

      Damn, Greg hasn’t ever and will never change huh?

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 Рік тому +36

      It was immediately clear to me what kind of characterization gregs given in this upon seeing how much he swore 💀

  • @GeneralGold34
    @GeneralGold34 6 місяців тому +558

    I love how Greg says it’s the worst day ever, talks about having no cereal and his game getting delayed then casually mentions there was a shooting💀

  • @lydianeedsalife
    @lydianeedsalife Рік тому +929

    “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”
    HE DESERVED TO GO TO JAIL JUST FOR THAT 😭😭😭

  • @NickSaysHenlo
    @NickSaysHenlo Рік тому +3139

    bro that "freaky with the dead body" part was so out of pocket lmaoo

  • @joshuavo1429
    @joshuavo1429 Рік тому +5178

    I like how they censored the cussing for only the first minute until they just gave up

    • @MarkGray-r5v
      @MarkGray-r5v Рік тому +629

      Cause of yt's rule about 30 seconds

    • @SameedChowdhury
      @SameedChowdhury Рік тому +292

      @@MarkGray-r5v I completely forgot about that rule. It's so dumb but it makes the video funnier so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @dazzlingpurple756
      @dazzlingpurple756 Рік тому +77

      Yeah UA-cam has a rule about cussing now so he just played around it so he wouldn’t get demonetized

    • @Kaizite
      @Kaizite Рік тому +53

      you can't curse within the first 30s

    • @tumultuousv
      @tumultuousv Рік тому +10

      I love this thread

  • @Casualcracker
    @Casualcracker Рік тому +7272

    UA-cam: the demonetization button looks real good for this innocent man (edit this was made before I even watched the vid cuz Ive seen this guy be demonetized for simple things lol)

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +95

      I got an ad, so we are good

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому +27

      @@Insane_OneUA-cam could be putting those ads on the video

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +15

      @@garfieldfan925 that’s how it works
      Ads make videos money, and UA-cam puts them there. :/

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому +27

      @@Insane_One Bro, UA-cam puts ads on unmonetized videos so UA-cam gets the money

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +7

      @@garfieldfan925 Never heard of it. Idk if its new or not, but for a long time I’ve known and seen that videos that are unmonitized don’t get ads, flat out.

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD Рік тому +583

    You captured Gregs absolutely insufferable attitude perfectly

    • @AntiUTTPBoi
      @AntiUTTPBoi 7 місяців тому +2

      @@mynamejeff8401Yeah he didn’t

  • @SlyCooper949
    @SlyCooper949 Рік тому +164

    But luckly, i had Rowley who absorbed all the bullets like a true friend would do
    Ad: *WELCOME TO VIP EMERGENCY CARE*

  • @jackcrow7659
    @jackcrow7659 Рік тому +869

    who knew the fanfictions were getting so realistic now

    • @onlyqoare
      @onlyqoare 7 місяців тому +2

      720 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that

  • @PetRock42
    @PetRock42 Рік тому +1459

    If I had a nickel every time I saw a fanfic where Freggly was a school sh00ter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @The-Perfect-Organism1
      @The-Perfect-Organism1 Рік тому +18

      That’s a crazy backstory

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Рік тому +57

      Fregleys the weird kid. Weird kids are stereotypically the shooter. Math checks out

    • @RafaelFlagit
      @RafaelFlagit Рік тому +5

      ⁠@@real_spiiHAMIMATIONS REFURANCE

    • @patriciacooper7632
      @patriciacooper7632 Рік тому +3

      @@RafaelFlagitno way I watch haminations

    • @biggiesmall3562
      @biggiesmall3562 Рік тому

      @@real_spii Just wait for it, it's one thing we can't control.

  • @RayneAGoober1999
    @RayneAGoober1999 Рік тому +478

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw Sequel looks great.

  • @bryangonzales4198
    @bryangonzales4198 Рік тому +91

    4:14 “And finally, he killed the last few” bruh I can’t! 🤣😭

  • @RadioactiveTaco_
    @RadioactiveTaco_ Рік тому +273

    I know this video is supposed to be just a dark humor, but it is very sad that people have to be worried about this happening to them in their school. Like getting a pop quiz when you are on the brink of failing makes me so upset. 😭😭

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake Рік тому +9

      Oh really, nothing else made you upset..?
      Damn that hurt..

    • @blazetino5713
      @blazetino5713 8 місяців тому +39

      Yeah, or having the new Twisted Wizard game getting delayed for ANOTHER year

    • @SarimFaruque
      @SarimFaruque 7 місяців тому +23

      Or running out of cookie puffs :(

    • @SalaamsBrother
      @SalaamsBrother 3 місяці тому +3

      Oh yh BTW there was a shooting

    • @CHARLIETHESTEAK80
      @CHARLIETHESTEAK80 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@SalaamsBrother really?

  • @floxcat5857
    @floxcat5857 Рік тому +1636

    Interestingly enough, Jeff Kenny actually did respond to the question if Greg is a Sociopath and said 'No'. I am starting to wonder if that's a lie as Greg does get worse and worse in the actual books. 🤔

    • @gameymcgamer847
      @gameymcgamer847 Рік тому +184

      i think jeff kenney is a sociopath and he thinks greg is normal

    • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
      @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Рік тому +127

      I don't think Greg is a sociopath because the stuff he actually does isn't that bad, we get to see him think negative thoughts often, but almost every person will catch themselves with intrusive thoughts they'd never act on everyday. Many times(like when he got Rowley in trouble after Greg chased some kids around with a stick, when he accidentally left the green spot on his school, or when he threw out the egg salad, causing a neighbor's house to smell bad),m he genuinely shows remorse and sees himself in the wrong, he just doesn't fess up out of fear. We also need to remember he is a middle schooler and kids'/teens in general are pretty mean and have a warped sense of reality(we've all cringed at shitty things we've done in our younger years) so I don't think Greg is a sociopath, just a selfish kid.

    • @gameymcgamer847
      @gameymcgamer847 Рік тому +29

      @@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- he doesn't feel bad though. With the deviled eggs in the plant thing that caused his neighbors to move out, sure he felt remorse, but when he saw them take that plant, which was the very reason they moved out in the first place, to their new house what did he do? he stood there, and willingly caused more confusion and pain all because he didn't want to paint himself in a negative light.
      You also can't forget about the whole "i'm the one who broke his hand" crap with rowley.
      also that time when he pushed the kindergartners into that hole

    • @Ben-xg3tj
      @Ben-xg3tj Рік тому +45

      ​@@gameymcgamer847I mean Jeff did openly admit that Greg was a self insert for how he was like in middle school...

    • @theshadowyparasite9448
      @theshadowyparasite9448 Рік тому +13

      ​@gameymcgamer847
      "He didn't feel bad though... Sure he felt remorse."

  • @mendelevium2768
    @mendelevium2768 Рік тому +849

    “But if you have ever been around Fregely, you know that all of the bullying is justified.”
    THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GREG WOULD SAY

  • @CooISkeleton96
    @CooISkeleton96 Рік тому +1418

    Why does every diary of a wimpy kid fan fiction make Greg a irredeemable monster?

    • @Deviousahhz
      @Deviousahhz Рік тому +333

      Cuz he is

    • @snazzyshark20
      @snazzyshark20 Рік тому

      Man is cannonically is already an irredeemable monster

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW Рік тому +183

      "What took you so long? Idiot!"

    • @runlikehell4180
      @runlikehell4180 Рік тому +118

      Greg is an actual sociopath

    • @Mintymondos
      @Mintymondos Рік тому +71

      The shooter part 2: “as the shooter was opening fire and gunning down the others I used manny as a human shield “

  • @gollum5554
    @gollum5554 Рік тому +31

    Anyone else surprised that Greg didn’t just instantly spray up Fregley as soon as he took his mask off?

  • @GregTheWimpyGuy
    @GregTheWimpyGuy Рік тому +17

    At first, I thought rodrick was the one shooting the school because the head of the shooter looked like greg’s head. But when he revealed his face, you know. It was fregley.

  • @DamnZtar
    @DamnZtar Рік тому +1542

    On the bright side, we didn't see Greg drop the soap, so that's the happy ending we can take.

    • @ilovemoms5385
      @ilovemoms5385 Рік тому +75

      But at least he got locked up before he could put a happy in Holly’s ending

    • @zbear2763
      @zbear2763 Рік тому +12

      I’m pretty sure he already has, MULTIPLE TIMES.

    • @JamesMacNCheeseOfficial
      @JamesMacNCheeseOfficial Рік тому

      Imagine Fregley was in the jail * Greg drops the soap* Fregley: " Wanna see me rock out with my c**k out

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +3

      I don’t think spree killers would be in general population

    • @MilesStudiosOFFICIAL
      @MilesStudiosOFFICIAL Рік тому

      I don’t get it

  • @kaix-s
    @kaix-s Рік тому +524

    Greg is crazy af in this fic 😭

  • @alizaidanthamyeez740
    @alizaidanthamyeez740 Рік тому +478

    lowkey feel like Greg would actually do everything in this except the part where he removes the shooters mask

  • @lopezron1440
    @lopezron1440 6 місяців тому +68

    "luckily, I had rowley in front of me, so he absorbed all the bullets like what a real friend would do" had me dying 😭💀

  • @slayermcrx7519
    @slayermcrx7519 Рік тому +16

    I think Greg is giving uh "his" version of the story. I think Greg actually-
    *my lawyer has advised me not to finish the comment*

  • @Tann1ng
    @Tann1ng Рік тому +926

    the fact that he just gave up on censoring every swear word like 20% through the story is hilarious

    • @pegasusactua2985
      @pegasusactua2985 Рік тому +108

      It's because UA-cam has this stupid policy of demonitizing you if you swear in the first 30 seconds. Notice he stopped the censoring after the 30 second mark

    • @JamichaAustin-ib1hl
      @JamichaAustin-ib1hl Рік тому

      ​@@pegasusactua2985hi

    • @happymck4641
      @happymck4641 Рік тому

      @@pegasusactua298560 actually

    • @OfficiallyEvelynYT
      @OfficiallyEvelynYT Рік тому +10

      @@pegasusactua2985 YT is crazy 💀

    • @screech5212
      @screech5212 11 місяців тому +4

      Not even 20%, like 5%

  • @Achtung403
    @Achtung403 Рік тому +100

    This is the first fully fledged diary of a wimpy kid fanfic I’ve seen in 3-4 years so thank you for reminding me of a time that feels so long ago yet so very recent

  • @art1moose
    @art1moose Рік тому +182

    They would have done fingerprint scans, camera footage, witnesses and interrogation.

  • @vrks1353
    @vrks1353 Рік тому +13

    "Absorbing all the bullets like a true friend would"
    "Do something freaky with the body"
    ☠☠☠

  • @Strawberry_cat1001
    @Strawberry_cat1001 3 дні тому +1

    I KNEW it was Freggly when I heard
    “I can smell you Gregory”

  • @galaxystarrs5432
    @galaxystarrs5432 Рік тому +209

    This fic really made me laugh my ass of. The funny thing is, Greg would've done most of this. 😭

  • @enlightisntgay
    @enlightisntgay Рік тому +155

    4:49 kids this is an example of meat shield

    • @an_toster
      @an_toster 6 місяців тому +1

      No, Rowley is just being a good friend 😊

  • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
    @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 Рік тому +298

    Let’s all agree to go back to the LLB’s that have absurd stories and Manny being evil.

    • @yarnmisery
      @yarnmisery Рік тому +4

      tf is an llb

    • @sadlad2.018
      @sadlad2.018 Рік тому +2

      Beats me

    • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
      @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 Рік тому +18

      @@yarnmisery It means Look Like Book. It’s what the fandom call these fanfics stories.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 Рік тому +1

      I've never laughed so hard as when I read Franks Day Out for the first time

  • @YaBoySh1nyYT
    @YaBoySh1nyYT 16 годин тому +1

    I think Greg has a sudden obsession over saying "fucking"

  • @cpasket122_
    @cpasket122_ Рік тому +11

    Now we just need a movie adaptation

  • @LavsXD_
    @LavsXD_ Рік тому +529

    “Maybe I’ll come back and do something freaky with the body”💀

  • @hectorguy5687
    @hectorguy5687 Рік тому +328

    3:05 Even the narrator had to pause for a sec! 💀

  • @sethhorst6158
    @sethhorst6158 Рік тому +107

    I definitely had a feeling it was Fregley when the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory", and the part mentioning that he was a good wrestler when Greg tackled the shooter.

  • @ru1n3d_sanctu3ry
    @ru1n3d_sanctu3ry Рік тому +10

    The way I knew it was Fregley when it said ‘I can smell you Gregory’ 💀

  • @FoundScout3
    @FoundScout3 7 місяців тому +2

    The most American diary of a wimpy kid book ever

  • @idotinthedump
    @idotinthedump Рік тому +116

    The instant the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory" I knew it was Fregley

  • @myflymkultra268
    @myflymkultra268 Рік тому +27

    i love how this is exactly how Greg would explain something like this minus the bad words

  • @kjsworld2
    @kjsworld2 Рік тому +106

    6:30 This plot twist was more insane than any Netflix plot twist i've EVER seen

    • @deft_spex_jr9628
      @deft_spex_jr9628 Рік тому +16

      I knew it was Fregley because I think he the only character to say Greg’s full name.

    • @West_is_Jelqing
      @West_is_Jelqing Рік тому

      ​@@deft_spex_jr9628i Smell u Gregory 🤓

    • @WASDCVBN
      @WASDCVBN Рік тому

      ​@@deft_spex_jr9628fr, and it was a clear give away when Greg said that the shooter said some weird things

    • @g00berthealien
      @g00berthealien 11 місяців тому

      @@deft_spex_jr9628yeah

  • @nameblbsoh
    @nameblbsoh 11 місяців тому +13

    5:40 "From fucking wiping out he future generation" had me rolling on the floor

  • @Realskidibidispike
    @Realskidibidispike 15 днів тому +1

    The fact he said he had to reload from killing out a entire generation was crazy

  • @nateye2450
    @nateye2450 Рік тому +55

    Honestly most of the things Greg does seem pretty truthful to the real books, so this probably isn’t that far fetched. I feel like Greg genuinely would use Rowley as a shield in this situation ngl

  • @14_CheesePuffs
    @14_CheesePuffs Рік тому +91

    1:40
    Those gunshots LOUD AF
    Props to Enigma for the realism💯💯

  • @Mr.marvelous06
    @Mr.marvelous06 Рік тому +223

    "This Ni*ga starting to sound like a low-key sociopath" had me rolling on the ceiling 😂💀

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 Рік тому +8

      STARTING?

    • @GuilhermeM1
      @GuilhermeM1 Рік тому +7

      🙍🏿‍♂️💬 That stroke feel good?
      🙇🏿‍♂️💬 Yes king! 😩

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 Рік тому +7

      @@GuilhermeM1 ?

    • @Bobbyfischer-md7vt
      @Bobbyfischer-md7vt Рік тому

      @@GuilhermeM1 yo i heard the full audio lmao

    • @Foolishfool2121
      @Foolishfool2121 Рік тому

      ​@dumbguy2574why would he be

  • @hourmusic3597
    @hourmusic3597 Рік тому +40

    My teacher played this class thinking it was the real diary of a wimpy kid😂

    • @danielcooper6824
      @danielcooper6824 Рік тому +3

      How did your teacher react

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 10 місяців тому +2

      💀💀

    • @sandeepgill9975
      @sandeepgill9975 5 місяців тому +6

      Imagine her thinking it was a good example of a shooting and why children should never do it and then “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 2 місяці тому +2

      no way lmaooo

  • @asinined
    @asinined 10 місяців тому +10

    Diary of a wimpy kid if it was made in 2023:

    • @BrokenValentine-333
      @BrokenValentine-333 3 місяці тому +2

      At this point, these fan fics feel more realistic than the real books

  • @MistahHaus
    @MistahHaus Рік тому +57

    This man is treading on thin ice with youtube watching his every move, respect

  • @sammybutler3027
    @sammybutler3027 Рік тому +67

    5:30 Ironic that the shooter looks just like Greg

    • @TheHylianDog
      @TheHylianDog Рік тому +14

      It’s like that meme from the clone movie with Will Smith

  • @TheBetterCrustacean
    @TheBetterCrustacean Рік тому +26

    I love how doawk fanfics are just wild.

  • @OwenTallent
    @OwenTallent 8 місяців тому

    I love how all the pictures are pictures throughout the book series

  • @NedandTrash
    @NedandTrash 10 місяців тому +2

    What a dark diary of a wimpy kid book

  • @baccupacci
    @baccupacci Рік тому +20

    Every time I stop watching this channel for even just a little bit, it always gets crazier

  • @markw110
    @markw110 Рік тому +29

    I was in college or late high school when this series was big, so some of these references are over my head. It tickles me in a sick sort of way that the kids who grew up on the series are making these warped parodies..

  • @JB_12399
    @JB_12399 Рік тому +21

    You can tell this man read the books for the level of detail and accuracy

  • @45Gunner556
    @45Gunner556 7 місяців тому +2

    🎶All the other kids with the pumped up kicks🎶

  • @Dogethedoggo
    @Dogethedoggo Рік тому +2

    I love how they combine pictures together

  • @Dragon.um5tz
    @Dragon.um5tz Рік тому +67

    Finally, a direly, a wimpy kid book that’s not cringe. However, you could’ve made the ending at least bittersweet therefore, no happy ending or bad ending.

  • @Smith-lk3ec
    @Smith-lk3ec Рік тому +59

    6:46 ok yeah he needs to be bullyed

  • @fatcat9279
    @fatcat9279 Рік тому +17

    "I can smell you Greg!"
    I wonder who that could be?

    • @IAmOOFy
      @IAmOOFy Рік тому

      Lmao just realized that

  • @404_coffee9
    @404_coffee9 8 місяців тому +3

    This is exactly why schools need actual windows and not just thick glass that cannot be broken.
    I know weird comment with a rant but seriously this got me thinking about this scenario and I would rather jump out a glass window falling a few stories to the ground then getting shot.

  • @Microwave24
    @Microwave24 25 днів тому +1

    This do be Greg’s high school arc

  • @charlescalvin4657
    @charlescalvin4657 Рік тому +34

    4:39 Magically they became dressed up like in winter

  • @DonutCrumb323
    @DonutCrumb323 Рік тому +40

    1:40 I got an ad as soon as the gunshots started to play and I almost fell out of my chair 😢

  • @dinosaurdawg
    @dinosaurdawg Рік тому +20

    Greg is the definition of: a psychotic manipulating gaslighting gatekeeper. In all of the books it's just him abusing Rowley.

  • @schemed1434
    @schemed1434 11 місяців тому +1

    This sound so fucking much like something Greg would actually write, the dumbass kids in his school fleeing on gunshots, them deciding to fight back, Fregely being a weirdo as usual, Rowley being stupid occasionally and being taken advantage of Greg in the end, and the sociopathy displayed in the I'll come back and do something freaky line. Holy shit.

    • @CrackedJust1n
      @CrackedJust1n 7 місяців тому

      Gotta love how he made a point to talk about his game getting delayed before talking about the school shooting

  • @adampinsky3896
    @adampinsky3896 Рік тому +3

    Intentionally or not, the Shooter (Fregley) Being a good wrestler is a callback to The Third Wheel when greg got his ass kicked by fregley in the PE westeling unit.

  • @xokaloi
    @xokaloi Рік тому +139

    3:10 WHAT!?!?!?!? 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 Рік тому +41

    I love how the most consistent thing in these comics is Greg being a menace to society😆

  • @jrplayz2866
    @jrplayz2866 Рік тому +101

    This one had a sad ending but was funny overall

    • @DumOcaso
      @DumOcaso Рік тому +7

      Bro the mask would’ve had freglys fingerprints

    • @peachesenregal1a
      @peachesenregal1a Рік тому +1

      @@DumOcasoHahahahah and there would’ve been cctv lmao

  • @colleenmiller3191
    @colleenmiller3191 5 місяців тому +20

    for a kids book, this is insane.
    fregley said "man I'm finna done with this bs" 💀💀
    fregley got opps fr fr

  • @JackOutTheBox45
    @JackOutTheBox45 26 днів тому +1

    Why are Wimpy Kid fanbooks always so wild 🙏💀

  • @Glass_Archive
    @Glass_Archive Рік тому +10

    I know I’ve said it before but honestly your voice is great, I wish every audiobook had your voice

  • @karen5916
    @karen5916 Рік тому +13

    As a school shooting survivor, this is a certified hood classic.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll 2 місяці тому +9

      Hope you’re doing okay

  • @primusIIV
    @primusIIV Рік тому +47

    wouldn’t the cops have seen the bullet wound on his ankle, i dont think a shooter would shoot his ankle on purpose

    • @jamiemunger2931
      @jamiemunger2931 Рік тому +16

      People have wounded themselves in much worse ways irl to get away with murder.

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Рік тому +5

      Or wouldn't the schools have cameras

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher Рік тому +1

      They would have, plus they would likely arrest him out of caution, then DNA fingerprints tie him to the gun and he gets jail time.

    • @primusIIV
      @primusIIV Рік тому +6

      @shcdemolisher And what about Fregley's fingerprints on the gun too?

    • @laytonsilz8576
      @laytonsilz8576 Рік тому +1

      also couldnt they investigate and find the bullet wound through his ankle was not self inflicted by the trajectory

  • @BloodyTheClown
    @BloodyTheClown Рік тому +1

    "Maybe I will do something freaky with the both" Bruhhhh Greg☠️🙏

  • @salemrobert6894
    @salemrobert6894 29 днів тому +1

    bro didn't even go to court, they must of seen him use Rowley as a human shield on the camera footage.

  • @exowars
    @exowars Рік тому +11

    First time seeing DoaWK parodies.. it's already amazing. I hope there's one on what Greg did last year

  • @14_CheesePuffs
    @14_CheesePuffs Рік тому +25

    This story is very relatable

  • @Smith-lk3ec
    @Smith-lk3ec Рік тому +9

    4:43 greg... Why
    (WIt this is normal for greg)

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +24

    6:37 the “the the” trick only works when the second “the” is on the start of the next line.

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +1

      @Doughnutleah bro what are you talking about?

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому

      @Doughnutleah bro what 💀

    • @g00berthealien
      @g00berthealien 11 місяців тому

      yeah ik that trick it’s probably the
      the most trippy trick

    • @Rusty87000
      @Rusty87000 5 місяців тому

      7 “thes”

    • @Endermaster200
      @Endermaster200 2 місяці тому

      Yeah the
      the trick is crazy

  • @hasant6m
    @hasant6m Місяць тому +1

    the gunshots gave me a heart attack bro

  • @brodielarson9096
    @brodielarson9096 Рік тому +42

    I actually have a plan in place for if I need a quick weapon in the event of a murderer in my school. If someone in the room has hairspray or some other flammable substance that can be deployed at a target quickly, as well as a lighter, you can make a flamethrower. All you need to do is get some good cover, light the lighter, (or match) and spray into the fire once the killer is within the range of whatever you can use. They will go up in flames, but you might need to bash his head in with a metal ruler or a thick roll of paper, so... logic.

    • @user-zr7cm3ni3s
      @user-zr7cm3ni3s Рік тому

      Bro nah before you even hurt him you immediately get shot and killed. Most school shooters have no care for their lives and have equipment. Also most children can’t kill an adult with a 2 by 4 let alone a PAPER ROLL so yea. You all get shot plus any ‘good cover’ gets mowed down by bullets, lemme tell you bro bullets rip through plastic concrete wood and even some metals. No offence bro but this is just an ineffective plan. A better plan would be to somehow get the shooter to leave first by hiding, then call the cops and hide in any obscure but not too obscure locations

    • @GenghjsKhan
      @GenghjsKhan Рік тому +5

      Now I know your plan !. 👿

    • @extraemail4961
      @extraemail4961 Рік тому +9

      Axe body spray probably works well as a flame accelerant. Bonus points because the shooter is gonna smell like shit for a while afterwards.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher Рік тому

      It’s best to club them with something hard and solid enough on the head, like a proper metal pipe or something similar. Then use the fire so that they aren’t a threat anymore. Sure it’s murder but it’s self defense of you and everyone else around you. Better the shooter dying then you!
      I myself have done plans like this at work but it’s more… involving a glass bottle over the head then shanking them in the neck with the shards.

    • @flappyflap2693
      @flappyflap2693 Рік тому +1

      this mf is ready bro

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 Рік тому +38

    Something is telling me that Fregley was the shooter
    (Edit: I was right)

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 Рік тому

      Nah it was the actor for the Bush kid who played on his Nintendo DS

    • @crimsonamogsus7351
      @crimsonamogsus7351 Рік тому

      @@Randomdude1979 lol, I remember hearing about that

  • @alizaidanthamyeez740
    @alizaidanthamyeez740 Рік тому +42

    didn't Fregley become next level popular after his talent of belly button chewing?

  • @Imaorangereal
    @Imaorangereal 8 місяців тому +3

    Bro said camping like it’s fortnite

  • @snigdhabhattacharya1690
    @snigdhabhattacharya1690 5 місяців тому +2

    really sorry this is true mi amore. cant expect people with a lot of testosterone not to get angry just as you cant expect people with a lot of estrogen not to cry. doing sports is one outlet. anger is normal. cant expect someone to totally tune out their biological tendencies. cant find it but theres an italian mom character who says to her kid in response to getting hit: 'what am i, your bodyguard? hit him back''

  • @JMR2009
    @JMR2009 Рік тому +34

    2:59 bro read our thoughts

    • @LTFV_YT
      @LTFV_YT 4 місяці тому +3

      real

  • @Vsy8
    @Vsy8 7 місяців тому

    I wasn’t ready for the gun shot affect! Holly fuck!

  • @CoasterBlox
    @CoasterBlox Місяць тому +1

    Rowley screaming,”GREG!!!!” Is the worst possible scenario ☠️

  • @manny6265
    @manny6265 Рік тому +6

    This fanfic has so much edge, you could cut it with a butter knife

  • @lemong1443
    @lemong1443 Рік тому +5

    I can tell your story telling is getting greater bro, keep it up..

  • @charlescalvin4657
    @charlescalvin4657 Рік тому +142

    0:01 "Monday left him broken"

    • @Rusty87000
      @Rusty87000 5 місяців тому +3

      I’m not sure about Tuesday

    • @juanmedellin6190
      @juanmedellin6190 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@Rusty87000 Tuesday, he was trough with coping

    • @Rusty87000
      @Rusty87000 3 місяці тому +2

      @@juanmedellin6190 Wednesday my empty arms were open

    • @juanmedellin6190
      @juanmedellin6190 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Rusty87000 Thursday waiting for love waiting for love

    • @MartinOper-c2y
      @MartinOper-c2y 2 місяці тому +2

      @@juanmedellin6190thank the stars it’s Friday

  • @AlfonsoDaMinion
    @AlfonsoDaMinion Місяць тому +1

    The fact that greg jumped behind rowley to avoid the bullets is insane

  • @Thuners
    @Thuners 7 місяців тому +1

    How is this book so perfect

  • @pokemonmanic3595
    @pokemonmanic3595 9 місяців тому +3

    Honestly I don’t like when DoaWK fanfiction writers use profanity. I like the idea of Greg describing these horrific events using middle schooler language 😅

  • @MILITIAGAMER2000
    @MILITIAGAMER2000 Рік тому +12

    FINALLY A BOOK THAT WE CAN ALL ENJOY