Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Shooter

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  • @death49rockets0
    @death49rockets0 Рік тому +9492

    "maybe i'll do something freaky do the body" got me questioning greg's sanity

    • @GuilhermeM1
      @GuilhermeM1 Рік тому +182

      He just like me fr

    • @JustSaiyanDude
      @JustSaiyanDude Рік тому +187

      I was cooking dinner and had this playing in the background. Nearly collapsed with a frying pan full of food hearing that 🤣

    • @death49rockets0
      @death49rockets0 Рік тому +1

      crackheads lmao

    • @rosykindbunny1313
      @rosykindbunny1313 Рік тому +94

      Maybe he should be in jail...

    • @reallymentalpig1173
      @reallymentalpig1173 Рік тому +63

      @therealgumballwattersonyou’re sick

  • @warbandbutter
    @warbandbutter Рік тому +8293

    I don’t think Greg was framed but instead he really was the one that shot up the school and only used this story as some kind of mental block of what really happened

    • @ricardozetino6907
      @ricardozetino6907 Рік тому +206

      Could be

    • @jb-wc1hx
      @jb-wc1hx Рік тому +552

      He is a sociopathic liar in the main books, so maybe. (See different books describing the same year completely differently.)

    • @sixkicksfightertricks949
      @sixkicksfightertricks949 Рік тому +342

      Perhaps. But I don't see him having the balls to actually straight up attack people like this. Him running away and using Rowley as a shield sounds a lot more like him.

    • @Slash11512
      @Slash11512 Рік тому +79

      I mean he got into the group of survivors and Rowley and Holly were killed so it's unlikely

    • @buddhasharkyproductions2026
      @buddhasharkyproductions2026 Рік тому +90

      I don't remeber this one in my middle school library

  • @sammyclark4992
    @sammyclark4992 Рік тому +4781

    My favorite thing about this fanfic is how much of an asshat Greg is. My man legit used his "best friend" as a human shield.

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому

      You should read the books if you think he’s an asshat in this

    • @toadim64
      @toadim64 Рік тому +41

      HOLY SHIT ITS SAMMY CLARK THE THOMAS UA-camR

    • @tacopizzasandwich621
      @tacopizzasandwich621 Рік тому +242

      And the best part? That it’s entirely accurate to the books!

    • @Rusty_The_Diesel_05
      @Rusty_The_Diesel_05 Рік тому +70

      Damn, Greg hasn’t ever and will never change huh?

    • @legalza0843
      @legalza0843 Рік тому +40

      It was immediately clear to me what kind of characterization gregs given in this upon seeing how much he swore 💀

  • @ProfessionalManPerson
    @ProfessionalManPerson 9 місяців тому +910

    I love how Greg says it’s the worst day ever, talks about having no cereal and his game getting delayed then casually mentions there was a shooting💀

  • @lydianeedsalife
    @lydianeedsalife Рік тому +1281

    “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”
    HE DESERVED TO GO TO JAIL JUST FOR THAT 😭😭😭

  • @NickSaysHenlo
    @NickSaysHenlo Рік тому +3386

    bro that "freaky with the dead body" part was so out of pocket lmaoo

  • @joshuavo1429
    @joshuavo1429 Рік тому +5457

    I like how they censored the cussing for only the first minute until they just gave up

    • @MarkGray-r5v
      @MarkGray-r5v Рік тому +652

      Cause of yt's rule about 30 seconds

    • @SameedChowdhury
      @SameedChowdhury Рік тому +303

      @@MarkGray-r5v I completely forgot about that rule. It's so dumb but it makes the video funnier so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @dazzlingpurple756
      @dazzlingpurple756 Рік тому +84

      Yeah UA-cam has a rule about cussing now so he just played around it so he wouldn’t get demonetized

    • @Kaizite
      @Kaizite Рік тому +56

      you can't curse within the first 30s

    • @tumultuousv
      @tumultuousv Рік тому +11

      I love this thread

  • @jackcrow7659
    @jackcrow7659 Рік тому +969

    who knew the fanfictions were getting so realistic now

    • @loopdint
      @loopdint 9 місяців тому +3

      720 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that

    • @Dragonzilla2.0
      @Dragonzilla2.0 Місяць тому +1

      Me has nine idea

  • @AnnoyD
    @AnnoyD Рік тому +761

    You captured Gregs absolutely insufferable attitude perfectly

  • @bryangonzales4198
    @bryangonzales4198 Рік тому +123

    4:14 “And finally, he killed the last few” bruh I can’t! 🤣😭

  • @Casualcracker
    @Casualcracker Рік тому +7590

    UA-cam: the demonetization button looks real good for this innocent man (edit this was made before I even watched the vid cuz Ive seen this guy be demonetized for simple things lol)

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +97

      I got an ad, so we are good

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому +27

      @@Insane_OneUA-cam could be putting those ads on the video

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +16

      @@garfieldfan925 that’s how it works
      Ads make videos money, and UA-cam puts them there. :/

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Рік тому +27

      @@Insane_One Bro, UA-cam puts ads on unmonetized videos so UA-cam gets the money

    • @Insane_One
      @Insane_One Рік тому +7

      @@garfieldfan925 Never heard of it. Idk if its new or not, but for a long time I’ve known and seen that videos that are unmonitized don’t get ads, flat out.

  • @mendelevium2768
    @mendelevium2768 Рік тому +929

    “But if you have ever been around Fregely, you know that all of the bullying is justified.”
    THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING GREG WOULD SAY

  • @DamnZtar
    @DamnZtar Рік тому +1578

    On the bright side, we didn't see Greg drop the soap, so that's the happy ending we can take.

    • @ilovemoms5385
      @ilovemoms5385 Рік тому +76

      But at least he got locked up before he could put a happy in Holly’s ending

    • @zbear2763
      @zbear2763 Рік тому +13

      I’m pretty sure he already has, MULTIPLE TIMES.

    • @JamesDoesContentOfficial
      @JamesDoesContentOfficial Рік тому

      Imagine Fregley was in the jail * Greg drops the soap* Fregley: " Wanna see me rock out with my c**k out

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows Рік тому +3

      I don’t think spree killers would be in general population

    • @MilesStudiosOFFICIAL
      @MilesStudiosOFFICIAL Рік тому

      I don’t get it

  • @SlyCooper949
    @SlyCooper949 Рік тому +286

    But luckly, i had Rowley who absorbed all the bullets like a true friend would do
    Ad: *WELCOME TO VIP EMERGENCY CARE*

    • @ComicalDans313
      @ComicalDans313 4 місяці тому +10

      Hell nah☠️😭

    • @Buzzmanbee
      @Buzzmanbee Місяць тому +1

      I got a whopper add

    • @mitsubachihachi9643
      @mitsubachihachi9643 29 днів тому

      Even the Ads are concerned for rowley more trhan his own best friend is

  • @RadioactiveTaco_
    @RadioactiveTaco_ Рік тому +379

    I know this video is supposed to be just a dark humor, but it is very sad that people have to be worried about this happening to them in their school. Like getting a pop quiz when you are on the brink of failing makes me so upset. 😭😭

    • @MidnightDrake
      @MidnightDrake Рік тому +12

      Oh really, nothing else made you upset..?
      Damn that hurt..

    • @blazetino5713
      @blazetino5713 11 місяців тому +47

      Yeah, or having the new Twisted Wizard game getting delayed for ANOTHER year

    • @SarimFaruque
      @SarimFaruque 9 місяців тому +29

      Or running out of cookie puffs :(

    • @peakeverythingeditss
      @peakeverythingeditss 6 місяців тому +6

      Oh yh BTW there was a shooting

    • @Fugglerfanfam
      @Fugglerfanfam 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@SalaamsBrother really?

  • @PetRock42
    @PetRock42 Рік тому +1597

    If I had a nickel every time I saw a fanfic where Freggly was a school sh00ter, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @The-Perfect-Organism1
      @The-Perfect-Organism1 Рік тому +19

      That’s a crazy backstory

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Рік тому +65

      Fregleys the weird kid. Weird kids are stereotypically the shooter. Math checks out

    • @RafaelFlagit
      @RafaelFlagit Рік тому +6

      ⁠@@real_spiiHAMIMATIONS REFURANCE

    • @patriciacooper7632
      @patriciacooper7632 Рік тому +3

      @@RafaelFlagitno way I watch haminations

    • @biggiesmall3562
      @biggiesmall3562 Рік тому

      @@real_spii Just wait for it, it's one thing we can't control.

  • @CooISkeleton96
    @CooISkeleton96 Рік тому +1511

    Why does every diary of a wimpy kid fan fiction make Greg a irredeemable monster?

    • @Deviousahhz
      @Deviousahhz Рік тому +350

      Cuz he is

    • @snazzyshark20
      @snazzyshark20 Рік тому

      Man is cannonically is already an irredeemable monster

    • @KirbyLinkACW
      @KirbyLinkACW Рік тому +190

      "What took you so long? Idiot!"

    • @runlikehell4180
      @runlikehell4180 Рік тому +126

      Greg is an actual sociopath

    • @Mintymondos
      @Mintymondos Рік тому +77

      The shooter part 2: “as the shooter was opening fire and gunning down the others I used manny as a human shield “

  • @RayneAGoober1999
    @RayneAGoober1999 Рік тому +515

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Last Straw Sequel looks great.

  • @GregTheWimpyGuy
    @GregTheWimpyGuy Рік тому +50

    At first, I thought rodrick was the one shooting the school because the head of the shooter looked like greg’s head. But when he revealed his face, you know. It was fregley.

    • @mitsubachihachi9643
      @mitsubachihachi9643 29 днів тому +1

      What if it looked like greg because greg was the one actually doing the shooting and he's blaming fregley to try to absolve himself and lie his way out of jail? 🤔
      And Rodrick doesn't really seem like the type to shoot up a school, he's not that unstable

  • @lopezron1440
    @lopezron1440 9 місяців тому +100

    "luckily, I had rowley in front of me, so he absorbed all the bullets like what a real friend would do" had me dying 😭💀

    • @matthewmorgan3913
      @matthewmorgan3913 4 місяці тому +2

      Bro did a Nicepool before Nicepool💀

    • @BurntMemoriesAlt
      @BurntMemoriesAlt Місяць тому +2

      it's 100% sumn greg would say in the books too 😭🙏

  • @kaix-s
    @kaix-s Рік тому +548

    Greg is crazy af in this fic 😭

    • @saulgzazueta
      @saulgzazueta Рік тому +28

      The man had 0 chill

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria Рік тому +22

      Nah he acts no different than in the books

    • @G-toilet4.5
      @G-toilet4.5 Рік тому +5

      @@olliegoriafr

    • @japleeny
      @japleeny Рік тому +10

      “Freaky with the body” 😂

  • @floxcat5857
    @floxcat5857 Рік тому +1684

    Interestingly enough, Jeff Kenny actually did respond to the question if Greg is a Sociopath and said 'No'. I am starting to wonder if that's a lie as Greg does get worse and worse in the actual books. 🤔

    • @gameymcgamer847
      @gameymcgamer847 Рік тому +189

      i think jeff kenney is a sociopath and he thinks greg is normal

    • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
      @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Рік тому +132

      I don't think Greg is a sociopath because the stuff he actually does isn't that bad, we get to see him think negative thoughts often, but almost every person will catch themselves with intrusive thoughts they'd never act on everyday. Many times(like when he got Rowley in trouble after Greg chased some kids around with a stick, when he accidentally left the green spot on his school, or when he threw out the egg salad, causing a neighbor's house to smell bad),m he genuinely shows remorse and sees himself in the wrong, he just doesn't fess up out of fear. We also need to remember he is a middle schooler and kids'/teens in general are pretty mean and have a warped sense of reality(we've all cringed at shitty things we've done in our younger years) so I don't think Greg is a sociopath, just a selfish kid.

    • @gameymcgamer847
      @gameymcgamer847 Рік тому +31

      @@UncleRuckus-NoRelation- he doesn't feel bad though. With the deviled eggs in the plant thing that caused his neighbors to move out, sure he felt remorse, but when he saw them take that plant, which was the very reason they moved out in the first place, to their new house what did he do? he stood there, and willingly caused more confusion and pain all because he didn't want to paint himself in a negative light.
      You also can't forget about the whole "i'm the one who broke his hand" crap with rowley.
      also that time when he pushed the kindergartners into that hole

    • @Ben-xg3tj
      @Ben-xg3tj Рік тому +48

      ​@@gameymcgamer847I mean Jeff did openly admit that Greg was a self insert for how he was like in middle school...

    • @theshadowyparasite9448
      @theshadowyparasite9448 Рік тому +15

      ​@gameymcgamer847
      "He didn't feel bad though... Sure he felt remorse."

  • @Tann1ng
    @Tann1ng Рік тому +964

    the fact that he just gave up on censoring every swear word like 20% through the story is hilarious

    • @pegasusactua2985
      @pegasusactua2985 Рік тому +111

      It's because UA-cam has this stupid policy of demonitizing you if you swear in the first 30 seconds. Notice he stopped the censoring after the 30 second mark

    • @JamichaAustin-ib1hl
      @JamichaAustin-ib1hl Рік тому

      ​@@pegasusactua2985hi

    • @happymck4641
      @happymck4641 Рік тому

      @@pegasusactua298560 actually

    • @OfficiallyEvelynYT
      @OfficiallyEvelynYT Рік тому +12

      @@pegasusactua2985 YT is crazy 💀

    • @screech5212
      @screech5212 Рік тому +5

      Not even 20%, like 5%

  • @gollum5554
    @gollum5554 Рік тому +57

    Anyone else surprised that Greg didn’t just instantly spray up Fregley as soon as he took his mask off?

  • @404_coffee9
    @404_coffee9 10 місяців тому +18

    This is exactly why schools need actual windows and not just thick glass that cannot be broken.
    I know weird comment with a rant but seriously this got me thinking about this scenario and I would rather jump out a glass window falling a few stories to the ground then getting shot.

  • @alizaidanthamyeez740
    @alizaidanthamyeez740 Рік тому +495

    lowkey feel like Greg would actually do everything in this except the part where he removes the shooters mask

  • @art1moose
    @art1moose Рік тому +203

    They would have done fingerprint scans, camera footage, witnesses and interrogation.

  • @LavsXD_
    @LavsXD_ Рік тому +547

    “Maybe I’ll come back and do something freaky with the body”💀

  • @DlittlesistersOficial
    @DlittlesistersOficial 2 місяці тому +8

    “Luckily I had rowley In front of me and he absorbed all the bullets like a true friend would do” had me dying

  • @slayermcrx7519
    @slayermcrx7519 Рік тому +34

    I think Greg is giving uh "his" version of the story. I think Greg actually-
    *my lawyer has advised me not to finish the comment*

  • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
    @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 Рік тому +305

    Let’s all agree to go back to the LLB’s that have absurd stories and Manny being evil.

    • @yarnmisery
      @yarnmisery Рік тому +4

      tf is an llb

    • @sadlad2.018
      @sadlad2.018 Рік тому +2

      Beats me

    • @lactobacillusprobiotic7029
      @lactobacillusprobiotic7029 Рік тому +19

      @@yarnmisery It means Look Like Book. It’s what the fandom call these fanfics stories.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 Рік тому +1

      I've never laughed so hard as when I read Franks Day Out for the first time

  • @hectorguy5687
    @hectorguy5687 Рік тому +345

    3:05 Even the narrator had to pause for a sec! 💀

  • @Achtung403
    @Achtung403 Рік тому +106

    This is the first fully fledged diary of a wimpy kid fanfic I’ve seen in 3-4 years so thank you for reminding me of a time that feels so long ago yet so very recent

  • @vrks1353
    @vrks1353 Рік тому +23

    "Absorbing all the bullets like a true friend would"
    "Do something freaky with the body"
    ☠☠☠

  • @ru1n3d_sanctu3ry
    @ru1n3d_sanctu3ry Рік тому +21

    The way I knew it was Fregley when it said ‘I can smell you Gregory’ 💀

  • @galaxystarrs5432
    @galaxystarrs5432 Рік тому +219

    This fic really made me laugh my ass of. The funny thing is, Greg would've done most of this. 😭

  • @enlightfn1
    @enlightfn1 Рік тому +173

    4:49 kids this is an example of meat shield

  • @sethhorst6158
    @sethhorst6158 Рік тому +114

    I definitely had a feeling it was Fregley when the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory", and the part mentioning that he was a good wrestler when Greg tackled the shooter.

  • @nameblbsoh
    @nameblbsoh Рік тому +16

    5:40 "From fucking wiping out he future generation" had me rolling on the floor

  • @Jaxon553-roblox
    @Jaxon553-roblox Місяць тому +4

    3:07 "do something freaky with the body" *silence* "wait wait wait wait what?!"

  • @idotinthedump
    @idotinthedump Рік тому +143

    The instant the shooter said "I can smell you Gregory" I knew it was Fregley

  • @Mr.marvelous06
    @Mr.marvelous06 Рік тому +233

    "This Ni*ga starting to sound like a low-key sociopath" had me rolling on the ceiling 😂💀

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 Рік тому +8

      STARTING?

    • @GuilhermeM1
      @GuilhermeM1 Рік тому +8

      🙍🏿‍♂️💬 That stroke feel good?
      🙇🏿‍♂️💬 Yes king! 😩

    • @Cherno35
      @Cherno35 Рік тому +7

      @@GuilhermeM1 ?

    • @Bobbyfischer-md7vt
      @Bobbyfischer-md7vt Рік тому

      @@GuilhermeM1 yo i heard the full audio lmao

    • @Foolishfool2121
      @Foolishfool2121 Рік тому

      ​@dumbguy2574why would he be

  • @kjsworld2
    @kjsworld2 Рік тому +113

    6:30 This plot twist was more insane than any Netflix plot twist i've EVER seen

    • @deft_spex_jr9628
      @deft_spex_jr9628 Рік тому +17

      I knew it was Fregley because I think he the only character to say Greg’s full name.

    • @West_is_Jelqing
      @West_is_Jelqing Рік тому

      ​@@deft_spex_jr9628i Smell u Gregory 🤓

    • @WASDCVBN
      @WASDCVBN Рік тому

      ​@@deft_spex_jr9628fr, and it was a clear give away when Greg said that the shooter said some weird things

  • @adampinsky3896
    @adampinsky3896 Рік тому +10

    Intentionally or not, the Shooter (Fregley) Being a good wrestler is a callback to The Third Wheel when greg got his ass kicked by fregley in the PE westeling unit.

  • @cpasket122_
    @cpasket122_ Рік тому +18

    Now we just need a movie adaptation

  • @nateye2450
    @nateye2450 Рік тому +57

    Honestly most of the things Greg does seem pretty truthful to the real books, so this probably isn’t that far fetched. I feel like Greg genuinely would use Rowley as a shield in this situation ngl

  • @myflymkultra268
    @myflymkultra268 Рік тому +28

    i love how this is exactly how Greg would explain something like this minus the bad words

  • @MistahHaus
    @MistahHaus Рік тому +56

    This man is treading on thin ice with youtube watching his every move, respect

  • @hourmusic3597
    @hourmusic3597 Рік тому +48

    My teacher played this class thinking it was the real diary of a wimpy kid😂

    • @danielcooper6824
      @danielcooper6824 Рік тому +4

      How did your teacher react

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 Рік тому +3

      💀💀

    • @sandeepgill9975
      @sandeepgill9975 7 місяців тому +10

      Imagine her thinking it was a good example of a shooting and why children should never do it and then “Maybe I’ll do something freaky with the body”

    • @KAT-hs3xh
      @KAT-hs3xh 4 місяці тому +4

      no way lmaooo

  • @asinined
    @asinined Рік тому +14

    Diary of a wimpy kid if it was made in 2023:

    • @BrokenValentine-333
      @BrokenValentine-333 5 місяців тому +4

      At this point, these fan fics feel more realistic than the real books

  • @baccupacci
    @baccupacci Рік тому +21

    Every time I stop watching this channel for even just a little bit, it always gets crazier

  • @14_CheesePuffs
    @14_CheesePuffs Рік тому +94

    1:40
    Those gunshots LOUD AF
    Props to Enigma for the realism💯💯

  • @sammybutler3027
    @sammybutler3027 Рік тому +71

    5:30 Ironic that the shooter looks just like Greg

    • @TheHylianDog
      @TheHylianDog Рік тому +16

      It’s like that meme from the clone movie with Will Smith

  • @CoasterBlox
    @CoasterBlox 3 місяці тому +3

    Rowley screaming,”GREG!!!!” Is the worst possible scenario ☠️

  • @a_balloon
    @a_balloon Місяць тому +4

    1:39 my ears loved that

  • @JB_12399
    @JB_12399 Рік тому +21

    You can tell this man read the books for the level of detail and accuracy

  • @BerylliumPants
    @BerylliumPants Рік тому +28

    I love how doawk fanfics are just wild.

  • @dinosaurdawg
    @dinosaurdawg Рік тому +22

    Greg is the definition of: a psychotic manipulating gaslighting gatekeeper. In all of the books it's just him abusing Rowley.

  • @colleenmiller3191
    @colleenmiller3191 8 місяців тому +27

    for a kids book, this is insane.
    fregley said "man I'm finna done with this bs" 💀💀
    fregley got opps fr fr

  • @FoundScout3
    @FoundScout3 9 місяців тому +2

    The most American diary of a wimpy kid book ever

  • @Smith-lk3ec
    @Smith-lk3ec Рік тому +58

    6:46 ok yeah he needs to be bullyed

  • @Dragon.um5tz
    @Dragon.um5tz Рік тому +66

    Finally, a direly, a wimpy kid book that’s not cringe. However, you could’ve made the ending at least bittersweet therefore, no happy ending or bad ending.

  • @markw110
    @markw110 Рік тому +30

    I was in college or late high school when this series was big, so some of these references are over my head. It tickles me in a sick sort of way that the kids who grew up on the series are making these warped parodies..

  • @ejsmusic09
    @ejsmusic09 Місяць тому +9

    0:22 Or it could be good depending on the way you look at it??!?!?

  • @Crimsonszzz
    @Crimsonszzz Рік тому +19

    I like how at 0:30 he just gave up on censoring the cuss words😂😂

    • @Random_Shortz431
      @Random_Shortz431 Рік тому +2

      lol

    • @whutekid12
      @whutekid12 10 місяців тому +6

      you arent allowed to cuss within the first 30 seconds of a video or you get demonetized

    • @Jake_and_ash
      @Jake_and_ash 3 місяці тому

      @@whutekid12chains fr did it tho…

  • @charlescalvin4657
    @charlescalvin4657 Рік тому +35

    4:39 Magically they became dressed up like in winter

  • @primusIIV
    @primusIIV Рік тому +48

    wouldn’t the cops have seen the bullet wound on his ankle, i dont think a shooter would shoot his ankle on purpose

    • @jamiemunger2931
      @jamiemunger2931 Рік тому +16

      People have wounded themselves in much worse ways irl to get away with murder.

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Рік тому +5

      Or wouldn't the schools have cameras

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher Рік тому +1

      They would have, plus they would likely arrest him out of caution, then DNA fingerprints tie him to the gun and he gets jail time.

    • @primusIIV
      @primusIIV Рік тому +6

      @shcdemolisher And what about Fregley's fingerprints on the gun too?

    • @laytonsilz8576
      @laytonsilz8576 Рік тому +2

      also couldnt they investigate and find the bullet wound through his ankle was not self inflicted by the trajectory

  • @projectember728
    @projectember728 Рік тому +40

    I love how the most consistent thing in these comics is Greg being a menace to society😆

  • @JaydenBenito
    @JaydenBenito 8 місяців тому +3

    Blud using Rowley as a human shield is crazy 💀💀

  • @alibensacrifice
    @alibensacrifice Рік тому +3

    Bro I haven't laughed at something so silly for a while, been stressing lately. Thanks 😂

    • @glitched7665
      @glitched7665 Рік тому +1

      Hope you feel better soon man. ✌️

  • @karen5916
    @karen5916 Рік тому +15

    As a school shooting survivor, this is a certified hood classic.

    • @theantitroll
      @theantitroll 5 місяців тому +9

      Hope you’re doing okay

  • @fatcat9279
    @fatcat9279 Рік тому +18

    "I can smell you Greg!"
    I wonder who that could be?

    • @IAmOOFy
      @IAmOOFy Рік тому

      Lmao just realized that

  • @xokaloi
    @xokaloi Рік тому +137

    3:10 WHAT!?!?!?!? 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @funtime._.foxy96
    @funtime._.foxy96 Місяць тому +1

    3:05 even the narrator had to re read that 😭🙏

  • @Not_my_name_haha
    @Not_my_name_haha 14 днів тому +1

    We sayin more suede words than hazbin hotel with this one
    😂

  • @jrplayz2866
    @jrplayz2866 Рік тому +102

    This one had a sad ending but was funny overall

    • @DumOcaso
      @DumOcaso Рік тому +7

      Bro the mask would’ve had freglys fingerprints

    • @peachesenregal1a
      @peachesenregal1a Рік тому +1

      @@DumOcasoHahahahah and there would’ve been cctv lmao

  • @alizaidanthamyeez740
    @alizaidanthamyeez740 Рік тому +45

    didn't Fregley become next level popular after his talent of belly button chewing?

  • @BossLevel16
    @BossLevel16 Рік тому +42

    I actually have a plan in place for if I need a quick weapon in the event of a murderer in my school. If someone in the room has hairspray or some other flammable substance that can be deployed at a target quickly, as well as a lighter, you can make a flamethrower. All you need to do is get some good cover, light the lighter, (or match) and spray into the fire once the killer is within the range of whatever you can use. They will go up in flames, but you might need to bash his head in with a metal ruler or a thick roll of paper, so... logic.

    • @user-zr7cm3ni3s
      @user-zr7cm3ni3s Рік тому

      Bro nah before you even hurt him you immediately get shot and killed. Most school shooters have no care for their lives and have equipment. Also most children can’t kill an adult with a 2 by 4 let alone a PAPER ROLL so yea. You all get shot plus any ‘good cover’ gets mowed down by bullets, lemme tell you bro bullets rip through plastic concrete wood and even some metals. No offence bro but this is just an ineffective plan. A better plan would be to somehow get the shooter to leave first by hiding, then call the cops and hide in any obscure but not too obscure locations

    • @GenghjsKhan
      @GenghjsKhan Рік тому +5

      Now I know your plan !. 👿

    • @extraemail4961
      @extraemail4961 Рік тому +9

      Axe body spray probably works well as a flame accelerant. Bonus points because the shooter is gonna smell like shit for a while afterwards.

    • @shcdemolisher
      @shcdemolisher Рік тому

      It’s best to club them with something hard and solid enough on the head, like a proper metal pipe or something similar. Then use the fire so that they aren’t a threat anymore. Sure it’s murder but it’s self defense of you and everyone else around you. Better the shooter dying then you!
      I myself have done plans like this at work but it’s more… involving a glass bottle over the head then shanking them in the neck with the shards.

    • @flappyflap2693
      @flappyflap2693 Рік тому +1

      this mf is ready bro

  • @Dogethedoggo
    @Dogethedoggo Рік тому +2

    I love how they combine pictures together

  • @Patchrick2.0
    @Patchrick2.0 2 місяці тому +1

    The fact he said he had to reload from killing out a entire generation was crazy

  • @DonutCrumb323
    @DonutCrumb323 Рік тому +42

    1:40 I got an ad as soon as the gunshots started to play and I almost fell out of my chair 😢

  • @World_history_fish
    @World_history_fish Рік тому +9

    I know I’ve said it before but honestly your voice is great, I wish every audiobook had your voice

  • @crimsonamogsus7351
    @crimsonamogsus7351 Рік тому +38

    Something is telling me that Fregley was the shooter
    (Edit: I was right)

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 Рік тому

      Nah it was the actor for the Bush kid who played on his Nintendo DS

    • @crimsonamogsus7351
      @crimsonamogsus7351 Рік тому

      @@Randomdude1979 lol, I remember hearing about that

  • @Kassidy-x7n
    @Kassidy-x7n Місяць тому +1

    Those gun shots caught me off guard

  • @RepublicofTransistria
    @RepublicofTransistria 4 місяці тому +1

    The fact that greg jumped behind rowley to avoid the bullets is insane

  • @JMR2009
    @JMR2009 Рік тому +34

    2:59 bro read our thoughts

    • @luc_425
      @luc_425 6 місяців тому +3

      real

  • @alaynatheworm
    @alaynatheworm Рік тому +13

    4:47 RIGHT HERE IS WHERE I GOT A SIMPLY GUITAR AD💀💀💀💀

  • @RealOceanAmethyst
    @RealOceanAmethyst Рік тому +19

    4:41 This part killed me

    • @Iamspeed17
      @Iamspeed17 4 місяці тому

      Then how are you typing this, Rowley?

  • @sahara-jo7hw
    @sahara-jo7hw 10 місяців тому +2

    i like how he bleeped out the first part then just gave up🤣

  • @OwenTallent
    @OwenTallent 10 місяців тому

    I love how all the pictures are pictures throughout the book series

  • @lifeiscats1337
    @lifeiscats1337 Рік тому +24

    6:37 the “the the” trick only works when the second “the” is on the start of the next line.

  • @schemed1434
    @schemed1434 Рік тому +1

    This sound so fucking much like something Greg would actually write, the dumbass kids in his school fleeing on gunshots, them deciding to fight back, Fregely being a weirdo as usual, Rowley being stupid occasionally and being taken advantage of Greg in the end, and the sociopathy displayed in the I'll come back and do something freaky line. Holy shit.

    • @CrackedJust1n
      @CrackedJust1n 10 місяців тому

      Gotta love how he made a point to talk about his game getting delayed before talking about the school shooting

  • @ColdFuse96
    @ColdFuse96 4 місяці тому +1

    Bruh, I just found you channel and hearing you censor f* made me thing "oh, it's going to be one of those narration channels", but then I got to 0:28 where you have two F bombs next to each other and just immediately go from censored to uncensored made me lose my shit 🤣🤣🤣 Awesome narration!!!! I love your delivery on all of this!!!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Рік тому +9

    Jeff Kinney, please do not let anyone copyright strike this. You do NOT want this considered canon.

  • @exowars
    @exowars Рік тому +10

    First time seeing DoaWK parodies.. it's already amazing. I hope there's one on what Greg did last year

  • @MILITIAGAMER2000
    @MILITIAGAMER2000 Рік тому +12

    FINALLY A BOOK THAT WE CAN ALL ENJOY

  • @45Gunner556
    @45Gunner556 10 місяців тому +2

    🎶All the other kids with the pumped up kicks🎶

  • @mr_mustnt9482
    @mr_mustnt9482 Рік тому +2

    the amount of f-bombs that he dropped could’ve done more damage than the shooter.

  • @Smith-lk3ec
    @Smith-lk3ec Рік тому +9

    4:43 greg... Why
    (WIt this is normal for greg)

  • @manny6265
    @manny6265 Рік тому +6

    This fanfic has so much edge, you could cut it with a butter knife