This legitimately looks like the son of Trash Hulk and The Final Pam that she had in secret and left on the doorstep of a UA-cam makeup tutorial savant.
Watching this and knowing what happens is a torturous experience. Sitting here watching the boys make a creature they slowly fall in love with, knowing it will be ripped from their hands...
i'm super duper sick and couldn't even sleep last night cause i kept throwing up, but honestly an new monster factory is good enough to make me happy no matter how shitty i feel physically
it became a bad day again, though... #RIPSlimeBurger #DamnYouTodd #SlimeBurgerWillNotBeForgotten #DoingMakeupTutorialsInHeaven (srsly though, yeah, never underestimate the power of a new monster factory to cure everything)
This video's runtime is exactly one second longer than the one on Polygon, so here I am, ready for that one extra second of McElxcellence. ...that did not scan as well as I hoped.
Slime burger 1 was far too perfect for the world of Fallout 76 Tood had to destroy him because he couldn't bear the fact that he couldn't make such a masterpiece himself
He has a wedding ring and is wearing a bowler and has a cane too. Plus you can find Three eyed metal husband, albeit broken, and also the coffee tin boy, the cleaner for Shawn's tumtum, Pam's sword, her glasses, and her casual outfit. No red dress sadly.
Thank you boys so much. I just got my heart broken last night, this could not have been uploaded at a better time. Thank you, thank you thank you, a million times. Thank you.
18:24 Justin saying "wanted to round him out, make him seem a little more NYDAMIC" made me more happy than it should have. That's the spoonerism I crave.
In the Monster Factory canon, Todd Howard wanders the wasteland of West Virginia, still out on charges for the extrajudicial killing of the best makeup tutorialist in all West Virginia, the Saint of Smokey Eyes, Slimeburger (Blessed be his name).
YESSSSS! THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! Thank you gentlemen. For your life giving material. I miss you McElroys making hilarous silly stuff with polygon but it's pretty excellent that you're focusing on being great Dads and husbands.
Holy shit McElboys thank you so much for the awesome subtitles. I had to have my CI adjusted yesterday so this is the only way I get to enjoy your sweet, sweet trash garbage son. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
petition that whenever something bad happens in a video game, the automatic response is “todd damnit” instead of god damnit, because that is both a powerful and factual statement
it's her descendant. Slimeburger was her son with Trash Hulk but all grown up.... he had his dad's hair(style)..... his mom's power to crash games...........
i started falling asleep with the monster factory playlist on shuffle and woke back up after a bit to 2:38 playing. needless to say it was very jarring
We are all stupid fish. We see the brightly colored floating lure of a Fallout or an Elder Scrolls game and we swim up to it and take a bite then we get FREAKING YANKED OUT OF THE WATER BY TODD then thrown back in to repeat the cycle and WE DO. WE DON’T LEARN
It's a shame Todd did us so dirty on this here game of his for this sweet young babe of a vijo gaem, but I do love more playgrounds for our brothers to play in, so thanks I guess Todd.
I always hated the bottle caps money too until my friend explained it to me, and she blew my damn mind! She’s one of those economics nerds.. so she knows her shit. Basically caps are the perfect currency because it’s limited and finite, strong enough to withstand abuse and daily life as a nasty piss-soup drinking turtle head… you can’t just manufacture more because the ability to shape and print sheet metal like that would be gone. So basically, caps are the most stable and logical form of currency in a world like fallout! Pretty cool.
the fact that the game crashed and they lost all their progress and ended up with a character they hated is like... so true to fallout 76
Pour one out for the real Slime Burger. #DamnYouTodd
#ToddDamnIt
This legitimately looks like the son of Trash Hulk and The Final Pam that she had in secret and left on the doorstep of a UA-cam makeup tutorial savant.
Jayne Lavallee you’re saying this is the original baby?
@@matthillfromcollege4109 That is absolutely 100% what I am saying.
Jayne Lavallee I shall share the good news
Oh no, you're right
ENJOY BABY BABY ENJOY TOY MOMMY BUY FOR YOU
They just created alternate reality Trash Hogan
AQuestionableTaryn yes! Excellent!
Fierce Hogan
it made me so happy when they picked that hair
Much like Trash Hogan, he too was taken from this world and a poor replacement was used instead
Slime Hogan?
son of pam
he has his dad's hair and his mom's flair
Fallout Timeline Fallout Shimelime.
AJ G I thought we were all sons of Pam
McElroooooys
Make a booooooy
With a faaaace
That's all wroooooong
West Virginia
Monster mama
McElroys
Make a boy
I love this so much I wanna take it to dinner
genuinely mourning slime burger, he didn't deserve to suffer in that hellplace anyway.
as soon as i saw the game crash on them i yelled noooooooo out loud in real-ass life RIP slime burger OG we hardly knew ye
Watching this and knowing what happens is a torturous experience. Sitting here watching the boys make a creature they slowly fall in love with, knowing it will be ripped from their hands...
your profile picture is like the perfect summary of this tragedy
I love how immediately Griffin reacted AND called out Todd.
THE GAME CRASHED, TODD
I wondered when the boys were going to finally roast Todd for his latest sin
The death of Slimeburger is perhaps the most tragic moment in Monster Factory history
He was taken from us too soon. RIP, Slime.
what about the bike-related deaths of the entire Turbo family, tho
I am still trying to recover from losing the original skin for the Boy Mayor of Second Life
This is Rochie erasure
And also all other history.
dude’s got meridia’s beacon for a dome
Correct
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
god damn it that got me worse than the whole vid
hi madeline it's me molly
@@mollyb5248 oh fuck ive been spotted
Freddy’s goal is to track down pam and give her a makeup tutorial nothing can go wrong there
he sees her and realizes that some people are just perfect
ShrubRustle I love your mashups!
todd howard killed my only love????????
69 likes, Nice
@@rebecasunao that's what i would do to my husband if he was still alive, TODD
Not clickbait?
I can’t believe I was even having a bad day this morning.
Now it’s a GOOD day. Thank you boys.
I was just about to type the same damn thing.
i'm super duper sick and couldn't even sleep last night cause i kept throwing up, but honestly an new monster factory is good enough to make me happy no matter how shitty i feel physically
it became a bad day again, though... #RIPSlimeBurger #DamnYouTodd #SlimeBurgerWillNotBeForgotten #DoingMakeupTutorialsInHeaven
(srsly though, yeah, never underestimate the power of a new monster factory to cure everything)
13:22 The "what makes a leader?" directly followed by the game crashing has me crying 🤣🤣🤣
My favourite Mcelmeme is Todd makes all games. Personally.
Ashley Clark That’s not even a goof I don’t think, they just play a lot of Todd games
It was only a matter of time before the McElboys return to Fallout
This video's runtime is exactly one second longer than the one on Polygon, so here I am, ready for that one extra second of McElxcellence.
...that did not scan as well as I hoped.
Excellroy?
13:28 "top 10 photos taken seconds before disaster"
every day there's a new monster factory is like christmas but better
so candlenights
waterline is the wet skin between the lashes and the eyeball, usually only done on the bottom waterline
i loved slimeburger sr. a lot :(
Slime burger 1 was far too perfect for the world of Fallout 76 Tood had to destroy him because he couldn't bear the fact that he couldn't make such a masterpiece himself
this is the only truth i will accept and Todd owes us all a formal written apology for his hubris and jealousy
do you think they'll find the final pam house?
I had flashbacks to Spore when the game crashed.
Is the reason 76 is such a mess is that Pam is destroying it from the inside?
Jackie Musto she has a house in the game where you can find Roachie
@@KahosSaint that is absolutely amazing.
He has a wedding ring and is wearing a bowler and has a cane too. Plus you can find Three eyed metal husband, albeit broken, and also the coffee tin boy, the cleaner for Shawn's tumtum, Pam's sword, her glasses, and her casual outfit. No red dress sadly.
She set up for a little bit in the appalachias soley for the purpose of destroying the image of her creator, the dark lord Todd Howard
That was my guess too; The Final Pam fucked up Fallout 4 _so_ badly that they had to skip 71 games to get it _this_ functional again.
I love how the boys were genuine loving our beautiful Slimeburger only to have to completely recreate him
the monster was the game the whole time
A stinky stinky game seasoned with the highest quality monsters.
I’m afraid even our boys can do a good one. You can’t put sprinkles on this turd
Rest In Peace, Silme Burger. Gone but not forgotten.
Now, Griffin, there aren’t so many birds in WV since you abolished Huntington’s bird
For Sale: Vault Jumpsuit, Never Worn
Because they left it hanging, I'll just add:
"G Spot" stands for "Game Spot."
Gabe Content - No it doesn’t. Slime Burger is a trans man, don’t be a coward
@@laurafrakinroslin Sorry but men have a g-spot too
Slimeburger IS a gamer though
*was
"Get Your Eyes Small, Or Hit The Road, Jack" -Griffen McElroy, 2019
Bethesda had so long to prepare for Monster Factory but it still wasn’t enough. That crash was just too emblematic
The earnest fear and grief in Justin's voice at 17:56 is just phenomenal
RIP Slime Burger, Todd took you too soon
"We're all grown adults that love to 69."
God, nothing but truth from this channel.
Wait, isn't there a Monster Factory Easter egg in this game? Am I remembering that right?
Yes, Final Pam's house is in the game
Agents of Chaos FUCK OFF NO WAY
@@narcspector pretty sure there's a roach in there that's holding a wedding ring if I'm remembering correctly
yep, there's also a crib with a coffee can in it.
HOLD ON GO BACK I NEED SOURCES ON THIS
Griffin is not gonna have to try to break the game. It comes broken.
Thank you boys so much. I just got my heart broken last night, this could not have been uploaded at a better time. Thank you, thank you thank you, a million times.
Thank you.
They should definitely do a series where they try to recreate Sonic in a bunch of games.
"Todd Dammit!"
Manga: Pam
Anime: Slime Burger
Netflix Adaptation: Freddy "Slimeburger" Jr.
The fact that The Final Pam is at least a little cannon in the Fallout universe makes me so happy
I'm so glad these are still coming out after the boys stepped back from polygon- this series is all time
18:24 Justin saying "wanted to round him out, make him seem a little more NYDAMIC" made me more happy than it should have. That's the spoonerism I crave.
The original Slimeburger was a GNC icon... rest in peace king 😔
What a sheme
This is the fastest I've ever clicked a notification. I don't know if I'm ready for whatever powerful creation awaits me.
Always remember the life and death of Slime Burger, but not through his portrayal by Freddy _____ Jr.
c4tp prinze?
I'm so glad you're continuing monster factory, it's truly one of my favorite things on youtube.
i love that griffin implied that his two year old son masterfully plays the piano
In the Monster Factory canon, Todd Howard wanders the wasteland of West Virginia, still out on charges for the extrajudicial killing of the best makeup tutorialist in all West Virginia, the Saint of Smokey Eyes, Slimeburger (Blessed be his name).
Holy shit I forgot this was a possibilty
MrTurtle1998 what do u mean?
"this one's called math teacher which seems pretty Fuckin' mean, Todd" when i tell you i YELLED
I knew it would crash but I can't believe it happened before they even finished the character
"OH my Todd" that made me laugh
YESSSSS! THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET! Thank you gentlemen. For your life giving material. I miss you McElroys making hilarous silly stuff with polygon but it's pretty excellent that you're focusing on being great Dads and husbands.
Holy shit McElboys thank you so much for the awesome subtitles. I had to have my CI adjusted yesterday so this is the only way I get to enjoy your sweet, sweet trash garbage son. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
im still so very confused about the percentage when they were at the eyes and am starting to believe it was actually how good his vision is
This is the best birthday present, thank you.
RIP the true Slime Burger
Ay same birthday!
"you better visit the monster factory house by the cola factory. it was a good gaff"
- T. Howard
petition that whenever something bad happens in a video game, the automatic response is “todd damnit” instead of god damnit, because that is both a powerful and factual statement
There's a moment in this where he seriously resembles Al Capone.
Todd killed our boy
Is this man related to Jim Johnman? A sort of long lost cousin?
The question is... if we play Fallout 76, are we playing during Slimerburger's timeline or Slimerburger Jr's timeline? Are we, or are we not, 69-ing?
“He looks sad at you” finally Jake and Amir’s vocab is catching onto the brothers.
I just wish this had been an exploration of the pam/dbomb matrilineal ancestry
it's her descendant. Slimeburger was her son with Trash Hulk but all grown up.... he had his dad's hair(style)..... his mom's power to crash games...........
i started falling asleep with the monster factory playlist on shuffle and woke back up after a bit to 2:38 playing. needless to say it was very jarring
If they do not find the moth man and just without context call him indrid, I will scrEAM
rest in peace sweet prince
Seeing a new Monster Factory got posted gives me the emotional equivalent of slipping into a warm bath.
I watched this FROM a warm bath. My life is complete.
I have to say, with a burger boy this wet and slimy, you don't even need a drink to wash him down.
i think by “wonders” he meant the absolute baffling number of glitches
RIP to a real one. You'll be missed, Slimburger. We'll avenge you!
PLEASE let them come across the Final Pam reference at some point!
this is...the greatest gift you could give me....it's like an early birthday present...
Todd's dark machinations know no bounds
Fuck I'm so happy that throwaway 69 joke developed into some solid material
The pride these boys have for their website is the most precious thing.
is this revenge for final pam
Dude, I just sat down with a cup of tea to see the notification for this and I'm so happy
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE JUST NOW?!?!?!? They usually notify me...
TODD DAMN IT
the real question is, does Slimeburger watch Vang0 Bang0?
So heartbroken that the true heart of slime burger was lost into the unforgiving void of todd
7:06 kind of a Raandyy vibe
I wonder how 76 would handle Slimeburger as a ghoul.
no one understands my rage towards Todd Howard like Griffin.
im so sad slime burger died. he was becoming my fave lmao. It made for a grreat story arc tho
"...both in terms of making up..." AND MAKING OUT
4:39
THIS IS A LOCAL SHOP FOR LOCAL PEOPLE WE’LL HAVE NO TROUBLE HERE
Todd killed Slime Burger for being too beautiful
That rage against Todd was so fucking genuine
We are all stupid fish. We see the brightly colored floating lure of a Fallout or an Elder Scrolls game and we swim up to it and take a bite then we get FREAKING YANKED OUT OF THE WATER BY TODD then thrown back in to repeat the cycle and WE DO. WE DON’T LEARN
It's a shame Todd did us so dirty on this here game of his for this sweet young babe of a vijo gaem, but I do love more playgrounds for our brothers to play in, so thanks I guess Todd.
8:40 slime burger is joining the black perade
I always hated the bottle caps money too until my friend explained it to me, and she blew my damn mind! She’s one of those economics nerds.. so she knows her shit.
Basically caps are the perfect currency because it’s limited and finite, strong enough to withstand abuse and daily life as a nasty piss-soup drinking turtle head… you can’t just manufacture more because the ability to shape and print sheet metal like that would be gone.
So basically, caps are the most stable and logical form of currency in a world like fallout!
Pretty cool.
i was having such a shitty day but this video is too powerful.....thankyou my boys