Worst Mario Yamasaki Moments

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  • @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi
    @YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi 4 роки тому +7877

    Mario Yamasaki is the most dangerous man to ever enter the cage.

    • @Gultist
      @Gultist 4 роки тому +235

      so good they banned him. now that skill

    • @jeffedwards5811
      @jeffedwards5811 4 роки тому +60

      @@Gultist and thank you steve mazagait............ for retiring

    • @jimmytweedale2191
      @jimmytweedale2191 4 роки тому +17

      Steve is forsure my guy lol

    • @MasterofPlay7
      @MasterofPlay7 4 роки тому +25

      did you die? no! now fight to the death xD

    • @mikesemail4812
      @mikesemail4812 4 роки тому +8

      The female ref was worse then Mario.. Kim Winslow..

  • @sisyphus349
    @sisyphus349 2 роки тому +821

    Mario "damn someone should stop this fight" Yamasaki

  • @johngeis9839
    @johngeis9839 4 роки тому +3700

    Mario ” His eyes are rolled back in his head, but they’re still open” Yamasaki

  • @najib9093
    @najib9093 4 роки тому +4095

    “His body isn’t decaying yet, let him be a warrior”
    - Mario Yamasaki

  • @DrewDavisPiano
    @DrewDavisPiano 3 роки тому +1124

    Mario "if their heart's beating, they're still competing' Yamasaki

  • @nicholasvargas3406
    @nicholasvargas3406 4 роки тому +1621

    Mario "death before dishonor" yamasaki

  • @TJ-kj9ki
    @TJ-kj9ki 3 роки тому +387

    Mario “His arms are bent four different directions, but they are still connected” Yamasaki

  • @HenryKeepsItReal
    @HenryKeepsItReal 4 роки тому +3902

    Mario “Some of you may die, but it’s a risk I’m willing to take” Yamasaki

  • @Schrodinger_
    @Schrodinger_ 2 роки тому +273

    Mario "he's still alive in our hearts" Yamasaki

    • @ZulfikarNS
      @ZulfikarNS Рік тому +6

      Lol dude prolly the funniest

  • @user-gu9nx2ww5k
    @user-gu9nx2ww5k 4 роки тому +4288

    Mario "If it can crawl it can brawl" Yamasaki

  • @daanishmanzoor1
    @daanishmanzoor1 3 роки тому +272

    Mario "there can be no life without death" Yamasaki

  • @ShawnFX
    @ShawnFX 4 роки тому +4034

    Mario "two men enter, one man leaves" Yamasaki

  • @blackbonger2963
    @blackbonger2963 3 роки тому +2418

    Mario “I couldn’t afford tickets, so I became a referee” Yamasaki

  • @MrTee-ls5lx
    @MrTee-ls5lx 3 роки тому +816

    "Aight Gentlemen, we've been over the rules. Only one guy get's to leave this cage alive - and that's me"
    - Mario Yamasaki

  • @ballisticfish1212
    @ballisticfish1212 4 роки тому +6016

    Mario ‘no lives matter’ Yamasaki

  • @cyrolocker1229
    @cyrolocker1229 2 роки тому +164

    “Going unconscious during a fight is a intelligent grapple defense” - Mario Yamasaki

    • @alwaysturnonaircon
      @alwaysturnonaircon Рік тому

      fukcing shit man u made me laugh in the middle of a crowd like a hyeena

  • @mehmetustun5681
    @mehmetustun5681 4 роки тому +2339

    Stop roasting him. Im tired of laughing and Liking the comments

    • @chrisredfield4537
      @chrisredfield4537 4 роки тому +9

      x2

    • @sebastianschmidt2953
      @sebastianschmidt2953 4 роки тому +33

      Me too - those comments way to funny 😂😂😂

    • @theohuioiesin6519
      @theohuioiesin6519 4 роки тому +9

      Indeed! 😂😂😂

    • @crowns9966
      @crowns9966 4 роки тому +40

      I swear there's so much creativity down in these comments lmfao

    • @bayarea_pyro4159
      @bayarea_pyro4159 3 роки тому +7

      @@crowns9966 even better than Tony the type of guy jokes. There was one guy who said
      Micheal “scared of the dark” Chandler, it killed me

  • @ChristopherWilliams-bx6yf
    @ChristopherWilliams-bx6yf 3 роки тому +102

    Mario “tomorrow is never guaranteed” Yamasaki

  • @LightningPEye
    @LightningPEye 4 роки тому +5164

    Mario "I still sense some brain activity" Yamasaki

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 роки тому +24

      nice one dude

    • @etchosts8162
      @etchosts8162 3 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @wodansam75
      @wodansam75 3 роки тому +32

      And it's Def not his own brain 😂😂😭😭🤦🏽🤦🏽

    • @hsx7576
      @hsx7576 3 роки тому +5

      This one is gold haha

    • @KingLlive
      @KingLlive 3 роки тому +1

      Great commet

  • @alejandrobasaldua5930
    @alejandrobasaldua5930 3 роки тому +141

    Mario "this is the coolest front row seat I have ever get" Yamasaki.

  • @brando51
    @brando51 4 роки тому +2421

    Mario “you signed a waiver” Yamasaki

  • @ley4k145
    @ley4k145 3 роки тому +158

    Mario “death is only the beginning” Yamasaki

  • @Uromastyxfanatics
    @Uromastyxfanatics 4 роки тому +6720

    Mario “I get paid by the hour” Yamasaki

  • @-Ahmed8592
    @-Ahmed8592 3 роки тому +41

    Mario "If his limbs are attached,he ain't dispatched" Yamasaki

  • @_Fury
    @_Fury 3 роки тому +1823

    Mario “the body’s still warm” Yamasaki

    • @itsxavier6173
      @itsxavier6173 3 роки тому +11

      Underrated 😂

    • @namdaten
      @namdaten 3 роки тому +3

      XDDD into the HOF comments section

    • @hakanchete
      @hakanchete 2 роки тому +3

      Best comment ever

    • @Draigo_MD
      @Draigo_MD 2 роки тому +2

      "There's a killer about"

    • @YunoDev-q1u
      @YunoDev-q1u 2 роки тому +2

      This is the best one 😂😂😂😂

  • @kodakwhite4523
    @kodakwhite4523 3 роки тому +60

    Mario “Life is just a simulation” Yamasaki

  • @hellowang74
    @hellowang74 4 роки тому +2182

    Mario "better have health insurance" Yamasaki

    • @ianstephenson9721
      @ianstephenson9721 4 роки тому +59

      The fact that UFC doesn't provide health insurance makes this comment so much funnier

    • @champ1159
      @champ1159 3 роки тому +6

      @@ianstephenson9721 🤣🤣🤣

    • @emilgoubasarian9822
      @emilgoubasarian9822 3 роки тому +19

      More like life insurance bro hahaha

    • @san2476
      @san2476 3 роки тому

      Best one so far

    • @jpo1804
      @jpo1804 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @stickygun
    @stickygun 3 роки тому +115

    Mario “Here take this gun” Yamasaki

  • @thepalantir7321
    @thepalantir7321 4 роки тому +1596

    Mario "It's either death now, or seppuku later" Yamasaki

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 4 роки тому +13

      I imagine he's also just waiting for the legendary pair where the loser asks him to be his kashakunin and then all of the sudden marios eyes would light the fuck up like a christmas tree

    • @quinx5251
      @quinx5251 3 роки тому +3

      @joceja23 its actually seppuku, harakiri is just another abbreviation more well known. Seppuku is the original name

    • @leonrothier6638
      @leonrothier6638 3 роки тому +1

      @@quinx5251 Well known? I’ve only heard seppuku but not karakiri

    • @quinx5251
      @quinx5251 3 роки тому +1

      @@leonrothier6638 my bad I meant “also known” or some shit idk I dont go and edit my shit so sorry

    • @leonrothier6638
      @leonrothier6638 3 роки тому

      @@quinx5251 No problem mate, I didn’t actually know which was more popular

  • @warrenharrison5572
    @warrenharrison5572 3 роки тому +109

    Imagine getting punched by the hardest hitter in the world and Yamasaki is just staring at you. Even Derrick lewis was proabably thinking wtf.

  • @jbj7599
    @jbj7599 4 роки тому +1867

    Italian Japanese name but from Brazil, Super Mario is less confusing.

    • @jbj7599
      @jbj7599 4 роки тому +26

      @Boyd i know im just being stereotypical with my comment.

    • @geekdiggy
      @geekdiggy 4 роки тому +147

      trivia nugget: brazil has the world's largest japanese population outside of japan.

    • @jh0347
      @jh0347 4 роки тому +50

      There are alot of Japanese people in Brazil for a reason. Lyoto, Sakai etc. Probably something with immigration

    • @jbj7599
      @jbj7599 4 роки тому +10

      @@geekdiggy weird! But good to know

    • @sanzmarc07
      @sanzmarc07 4 роки тому +15

      Brazzil has a big population of Japanese immigrants

  • @dasappman9321
    @dasappman9321 3 роки тому +51

    Mario “I sign with the heart because I only stop the fight when the heart is stopped” Yamasaki

  • @balboaaa7663
    @balboaaa7663 4 роки тому +1309

    “Is the unconsciousness a kind of intelligent defense?” - Mario Yamasaki

  • @ricardomo2806
    @ricardomo2806 3 роки тому +49

    Mario “his head is still attached, keep going” Yamasaki

    • @gustavopena7300
      @gustavopena7300 Рік тому

      “His head still attached, i must not stop the match” 💀💀

  • @bennyblanco9991
    @bennyblanco9991 4 роки тому +611

    Rumour has it, Mario Yamasaki actually makes the sign of a heart to indicate that the fight will not end until this ceases to beat inside one of the participating contestants

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 3 роки тому +37

      I heard that he makes the heart shape to let the fighters know that he will remove the loser's heart with his bare hands and show it to them as they die

    • @Chroic
      @Chroic 3 роки тому +1

      @@brucewillis542 haha hahaha!😄🤣

    • @duffal0
      @duffal0 2 роки тому +2

      This so the first comment with quotations between “Mario” and “Yamasaki” in this entire comment section

  • @BeyondDestiny
    @BeyondDestiny 4 роки тому +1395

    Mario "Finish Him" Yamasaki

    • @jonasadriel6304
      @jonasadriel6304 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 3 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @recur9759
      @recur9759 3 роки тому +9

      Bro, I read this in the deepest most aggressive Japanese accent ever lol

    • @westakahashi5487
      @westakahashi5487 3 роки тому +1

      He should ref cage vs scorpion.

    • @edwinbz9889
      @edwinbz9889 3 роки тому +2

      lmfao this comment underrated

  • @Whom1337
    @Whom1337 2 роки тому +28

    Mario "what kills you makes you stronger" Yamasaki

  • @mellowsagre1424
    @mellowsagre1424 4 роки тому +1972

    Mario " My relatives have a funeral business " yamasaki

  • @noelnoni7310
    @noelnoni7310 3 роки тому +35

    Mario “If his body is still warm, there’s no reason to mourn”

  • @siddhantpandey2000
    @siddhantpandey2000 4 роки тому +1537

    Mario *If u ain't dying, u ain't trying* Yamasaki.

    • @yohancandiani9543
      @yohancandiani9543 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Ok-dm1ck
      @Ok-dm1ck 2 роки тому +36

      Mario “If your hearts beating, you’re still competing” Yamasaki

    • @YunoDev-q1u
      @YunoDev-q1u 2 роки тому +5

      @@Ok-dm1ck 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 2 роки тому +1

      I feel like that's actually a good quote if you want to try to push yourself to do something physically

  • @garethedwards5719
    @garethedwards5719 3 роки тому +70

    No matter who is fighting, Mario Yamasaki is always the most dangerous man in the cage

  • @paangempakz
    @paangempakz 4 роки тому +843

    Mario "you can't feel the pain if you're unconscious" Yamasaki

  • @HesHeatingUp
    @HesHeatingUp 3 роки тому +17

    Mario "Something's not right, but he can still fight" Yamasaki

  • @chadrikicuris
    @chadrikicuris 4 роки тому +699

    "Death is the Teacher, You are the Student" - Mario Yamasaki probably

  • @monarchjayden9801
    @monarchjayden9801 3 роки тому +18

    Mario "Is someone gon stop this fight?" Yamasaki

  • @uMADbro424
    @uMADbro424 4 роки тому +764

    Mario “let the bodies hit the floor” Yamasaki

  • @ChristopherWilliams-bx6yf
    @ChristopherWilliams-bx6yf 3 роки тому +21

    Mario “either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain” Yamasaki

  • @Dr.M.VincentCurley
    @Dr.M.VincentCurley 3 роки тому +757

    Mario "I have money on the other fighter" Yamasaki

  • @SefniAsheforr
    @SefniAsheforr 3 роки тому +16

    Mario " if he ain't dying, he ain't trying " Yamasaki

  • @rjindian2995
    @rjindian2995 4 роки тому +482

    Mario yamasaki: **Your free trial of living has expired**

  • @BeagleFerretTime
    @BeagleFerretTime 3 роки тому +61

    I'm all for bagging on Yamasaki for his late stoppages, but the "early" stoppage of Chiesa was on point. He stopped defending the choke and was in lala land, so Mario stopped it immediately. Great stoppage...

    • @wawanizy4456
      @wawanizy4456 Рік тому +1

      But instead he lets the other dies

    • @fan4every1lol89
      @fan4every1lol89 Рік тому +3

      Yeah he was out on that one. Both hands dropped bruh

    • @heartless604
      @heartless604 8 місяців тому

      Mario it was only one time so dont start ejaculating Yamasaki!

  • @nikolaspoulimenos8474
    @nikolaspoulimenos8474 4 роки тому +897

    Mario “is anyone really alive” Yamasaki

  • @tthiel12
    @tthiel12 3 роки тому +10

    fighter: *screaming in pain from an armbar*
    yamasaki: “hold on brother i’m watching the fight”

  • @Sithis-zs9cy
    @Sithis-zs9cy 4 роки тому +357

    Mario "It was only 20 unanswered shots" Yamasaki

  • @mustafam3285
    @mustafam3285 3 роки тому +12

    Mario 'You ain't leaving till the other guy ain't breathing' Yamasaki.

  • @aimlessdrive8723
    @aimlessdrive8723 4 роки тому +370

    Mario "he's just playing dead" Yamasaki

  • @DeepPoeticSociety
    @DeepPoeticSociety 3 роки тому +25

    Mario “The disability benefits office is over there” Yamasaki

  • @p.haugen7565
    @p.haugen7565 4 роки тому +552

    And I'm honestly a bit nervous every time I see him as the ref in UFC 3

    • @cullenjay3466
      @cullenjay3466 4 роки тому +85

      It would be cool if some of the refs did have late stoppages and whatnot in the game 😂

    • @shakiebreaks5571
      @shakiebreaks5571 4 роки тому +4

      That's my video from ufc3 it's on my channel Haha

    • @thejawaiian9897
      @thejawaiian9897 4 роки тому +47

      @@cullenjay3466 usually if marios the ref I'm always able to get at least 5 unanswered shots in 😂

    • @AJ_773
      @AJ_773 4 роки тому +1

      Tergis Tv 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @akhilsharma5812
      @akhilsharma5812 3 роки тому

      @@thejawaiian9897 in which arena Mario shows up 😂

  • @kaalen24
    @kaalen24 3 роки тому +21

    Mario “I’m just trying to qualify for unemployment” Yamasaki

  • @ea2087
    @ea2087 4 роки тому +659

    Mario "Damn that's a lot of punches" Yamasaki

  • @LuminousGateway
    @LuminousGateway 3 роки тому +14

    Mario “You no win if he no die “ Yamasaki

  • @sopy12
    @sopy12 4 роки тому +589

    Mario "go into the light" yamasaki

  • @juniorhernandez1573
    @juniorhernandez1573 3 роки тому +14

    Mario “He has disconnected let him refresh” Yamasaki

  • @sufiyanrafique251
    @sufiyanrafique251 4 роки тому +500

    Mario "he is still breathing, kill him" yamasaki

  • @Wolf-fl4gi
    @Wolf-fl4gi 3 роки тому +8

    He finished fighters without even touching them, amazing

  • @Doorito_
    @Doorito_ 4 роки тому +616

    I'm hoping for a 1 hour special episode on this topic, it can easily be done

    • @cartzd
      @cartzd 4 роки тому +1

      Nah

    • @gatorade3828
      @gatorade3828 4 роки тому +1

      I’m down

    • @toyotaecw
      @toyotaecw 4 роки тому +6

      Make a 1 minute video of Mario’s acceptable calls.

    • @Shafferhead
      @Shafferhead 4 роки тому +3

      Basically just throw in the man's entire carrer

    • @markmartin6496
      @markmartin6496 4 роки тому +1

      Just 1 hr?

  • @ricardomo2806
    @ricardomo2806 3 роки тому +7

    Mario “you’re going out on your shield because I said so” Yamasaki

  • @deemunson2919
    @deemunson2919 4 роки тому +473

    "Mario Yamasaki was never my friend." --- The Grim Reaper

  • @seesidesummerhouse6112
    @seesidesummerhouse6112 3 роки тому +24

    Hot take: The Chiesa vs Lee stoppage wasn’t that bad. A touch early, but Chiesa stopped defending the takedown and twitched in a way it looked like he was attempting to tap. Moments away from going out regardless.

    • @pinkorange4980
      @pinkorange4980 Рік тому

      Yeah to me looks like he went out and his arms went stiff

  • @freshtakephotography6137
    @freshtakephotography6137 4 роки тому +158

    Mario "His head was bouncing off the canvas intelligently evading punches" Yamasaki

    • @MrJeezus
      @MrJeezus Рік тому +2

      This one is my favorite

  • @someguy1907
    @someguy1907 3 роки тому +8

    Mario “we’re all gonna die someday anyway” Yamasaki

  • @Ramstein31469
    @Ramstein31469 4 роки тому +338

    Mario “till death do us apart” yamasaki

  • @ttierced3613
    @ttierced3613 3 роки тому +12

    Mario "He's going to regret stepping in there with me" Yamasaki

  • @Eric-mw2kc
    @Eric-mw2kc 4 роки тому +240

    Mario "If it breathes it can take knees" Yamasaki

  • @udinsalam4751
    @udinsalam4751 2 роки тому +17

    "I don't see angel of death around....just keep fight!"
    - Mario Yamazaki -

  • @ASKHIM3
    @ASKHIM3 4 роки тому +207

    Mario"wanna see a dead body" yamasaki

  • @sherifnabil9663
    @sherifnabil9663 3 роки тому +5

    Mario “life was never my friend” Yamasaki

  • @irishjoe2941
    @irishjoe2941 4 роки тому +229

    Mario “If it Breaths it still Fights” Yamasaki

  • @burntest
    @burntest 3 роки тому +6

    Mario "If he dont go night night he can fight" Yamasaki

  • @diegojaramillo6257
    @diegojaramillo6257 4 роки тому +153

    Mario "take no prisoners" Yamasaki

  • @kaalen24
    @kaalen24 3 роки тому +32

    Mario “While you flirt with death I will flirt with the ring girls” Yamasaki

  • @jabibgalt5551
    @jabibgalt5551 4 роки тому +292

    The Michael Kiesa stoppage wasn't that bad, though; I watched it live and I though Kiesa was out, and so did the commentators until Kiesa stood up immediately after the fight was stopped.

    • @karlclifford1176
      @karlclifford1176 4 роки тому +31

      Agreed I thought it was done too. I understand his frustration of course but still he looked out.

    • @Thug_Nose
      @Thug_Nose 4 роки тому +67

      100% agree. Danas reaction was so uncalled for. No one would be able to get out of the position chiesa was in. That doesn’t mean Mario isn’t a horrible ref though lol

    • @irony8908
      @irony8908 4 роки тому +63

      He stopped too early, but Kiesa is delusional if he thinks he could've survived that. You can stop all fights when rnc is locked under the chin. Nobody escapes them anyway.

    • @georgewright3949
      @georgewright3949 4 роки тому +17

      Askren did the exact same hand wave just before maia put him out so its possible Mario was just a second to early . A bad decision but not a terrible one really

    • @seanmurphy26
      @seanmurphy26 4 роки тому +8

      Correct, you can see Chiesa's arms go limp

  • @fijigangs3622
    @fijigangs3622 3 роки тому +10

    Mario "I'm just trying to reduce climate change" Yamasaki

  • @eoghanbreathnach4921
    @eoghanbreathnach4921 4 роки тому +266

    Mario 'the angel of death' Yamasaki

    • @sonnyfox60
      @sonnyfox60 4 роки тому +6

      Why was Apollo creed vs Ivan drago stopped
      - mario ‘he was head butting you in the fist’ Yamasaki

    • @jonasadriel6304
      @jonasadriel6304 4 роки тому

      That's a good one 😂😂😂

  • @ramirezz101
    @ramirezz101 2 роки тому +5

    Mario “Death is just an emotion” Yamasaki

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 4 роки тому +93

    Mario _”he still had a pulse”_ Yamasaki

  • @CadeMcArtor10
    @CadeMcArtor10 2 роки тому +4

    Mario "If they don't see the light, then they're still in the fight." Yamasaki

  • @titoestrada3233
    @titoestrada3233 4 роки тому +82

    Mario “ put him in a body bag” Yamasaki

  • @ultimatewarrior15
    @ultimatewarrior15 3 роки тому +88

    Mario “if he dies, he dies” Yamasaki

  • @redbloodedamericanman
    @redbloodedamericanman Рік тому

    Dude this is a great video! but I cannot keep from getting re-pissed off when rewatching these Yamasaki moments

  • @rcf1243
    @rcf1243 4 роки тому +61

    Mario " don't worry we have a defibrillator somewhere" Yamasaki

    • @marioleskovar6292
      @marioleskovar6292 2 роки тому +3

      Nice one man!! Been reading these comments for the last 10min and yours is very underrated. It should be top 5 for sure!

  • @Sebastian-km9qx
    @Sebastian-km9qx 2 роки тому +2

    Mario “this planet is over populated anyways” Yamasaki

  • @thestanman1486
    @thestanman1486 4 роки тому +155

    Mario "if you still have hands, you can throw them" Yamasaki

  • @triggerwarning5911
    @triggerwarning5911 3 роки тому +1

    Fighters: I'm ready to die out there
    Mario: challenge accepted

  • @EL-ISS
    @EL-ISS 4 роки тому +66

    Mario "you'd better have prepared your will" Yamasaki.

  • @-Ahmed8592
    @-Ahmed8592 3 роки тому +3

    Mario "If he can breathe he can weave” Yamasaki

  • @MistaM1nd
    @MistaM1nd 4 роки тому +56

    Mario "You don't leave if you still breathe" Yamasaki

  • @crazymoose9875
    @crazymoose9875 3 роки тому +1

    Great vid dude....!!!..greetings from Lima-Perú!!!!

  • @segurall1
    @segurall1 4 роки тому +53

    Mario “what is already dead may never die” Yamasaki.

    • @youngknowledgeseeker
      @youngknowledgeseeker 2 роки тому +1

      He doesn't end the fight till the knocked out fighter responds "What is dead may never die"

  • @anthonyr9784
    @anthonyr9784 Рік тому +2

    Mario “he’s just playing dead” Yamasaki