Hunt for physics?? Somehow I have a hard time believing we are only looking for explosions in some collider... We are either trying to replicate a black hole, make a portal for demons without knowing it, make anti matter for our own ships so they don't need any rockets, or we are like they say looking for particles that can't be seen unless this method is being done.
I smell a movie on this being made in the near future? "A man made machine opening the gates to a spiritual world"/ ua-cam.com/video/37OWL7AzvHo/v-deo.html
i guess im randomly asking but does someone know of a method to get back into an instagram account?? I somehow forgot my password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me!
Fun fact around 13:40 : I've you would ask John for some advice on physics, he knows exactly which paper you are looking for, and find it within minutes in what looks to us like a 'mess' - guy knows how to handle entropy
EpigeneticAlteration Unfortunately, much scientific knowledge has been covered up. Humanity is actually extremely advanced, but most of the advanced technology is kept secret for military or government use. www angelfire com/empire/serpentis666/Mind html
@Jacus Szewczyk because if it was actually a gate to hell. Unfortunately anything going into it will not enter hell at all. It will get stuck in the singularity where it will never get anywhere.
+NicholasRiviera All these CERN collisions are not concerned about where space itself comes from, and hence no solution for quantum computing multiverse problems. Just collisions to create exotic combos of particles so that each scientist can grab one and name it for themselves for their resume' . Another 3 billions spent, and EU is 3 billions deeper in debt.
+NicholasRiviera But I desperately want to discuss this with any one : ) . The quantum computer scientists rely on superposition of particles to do the computing, and superposition is naturally occurring with wave Einstein field theories. But the merely asserting particles into the equations of controlling the computing circuits already throws away Einstein's field theories , and now the circuits become baseless lumps of equations not producing the true wave-embodied result. They think there are other universes to help us compute any thing , but there are none. Humans took centuries to figure out that using the number zero in our daily calculations worked out great. Zero is weird because we can't divide any thing with it, unlike all the other numbers. When we first learned zero with arithmetics in school, it also bothered many of us. So, at first people started to fantasize there was a world of zero, non-existent in our world, but exists somewhere, and thought that the phantom existence helped our computing. It took centuries to finally "get it right". The CERN experiments are not getting it "right", in the same sense. CERN's experiments are mostly scratching fantasy worlds to entertain ourselves.
movement2contact yeah no shit, thats not how its spelled tho. and you cant bother an american to learn how to pronounce something differently than its spelled.
Yes mean wild my taxdolar are espen in some crazy collider people ned masks and medisine and I know the medicine is there but is not important for some people sad🤔
The guy at the end has it right, blind belief in something is very dangerous. Especially if you are wrong but demand that other people believe what you believe.
This is good point! They are not doing right! They want to create what allready exist! By that technlogy they could do useful things! They are making something pretty dangerous!
Thanks motherboard! My favourite news outlet, doing a piece on my favourite lab, and talking to some of my good friends and colleagues! Couldn't ask for more :D
@Smooth Move How about they found how the nucleus of the atom works in some more detail? You know, the little gizzmo inside everything. Lol - America spends about 40 times more a year on pet grooming! Google it and try to convince any sane person that is useful.
17:20 that dude hasn't really thought about the meaning of experiments. Physicist never prove that a theory is "correct", they only prove that it's correct enough or not wrong for that test case. Didn't we learn that from Popper? Is Newtonian theory of gravity back then been "proven" to be correct? Well, sort of, for the questions being asked. Proves are only reserved for pure mathematics, so also for any knowledge that requires logic. Which is a main business of philosophy. Considering that it's even more proveable than physics.
Yes! Scientidts constantly talking about big bang! They such dared to built collider to get the proof! The orinciples of their collidor is based on bosson waves/particles/! To find out importabt is to eliminate theory about big bang or anything what we were learnt at school or study or saw on the TV! To find out it is important to find out what Antcient civilisation done during their time! There happened creation of matter called TIME! Humans were created on the planet Earth! Space done job to create ground where we are walking! And other things! To ignore planet is awful! There is only way to use your heads! Tacions have super simetry!
John Ellis rocks! I discovered this channel tonight (and by an accidental click too,) and I'm still tryin' to pick up my jaw from the floor. The quality of these vids is just astounding. Subscribed & totally a new fan! BTW: I used to have that same Gravis joystick that other dude used to visit Einstein. :D
MrWhataboss23 Free tours of the overground parts, the museum, permanent expo and the control room happen several times a week, to see the underground chambers you need to be invited by a staff member or organize a group tour when the LHC isn't running, it's worth it though!
I grew up a long time ago and was taught in school that the atom was as small as you could get. Then they divided one. Now it seems it can be divided ever and ever more. Am I right?
Maybe. We know for sure that atoms are made of protons, neutrons, and electrons, and those are made up mostly up and down quarks. That is as far down as the standard model says things go, but there are some theories designed to do things like fit gravity into a theory of everything (kind of important if you ask me haha) that say that all quarks are made of 1 dimensional stings that vibrate at different frequencies which make up all the fundamental particles in the standard model. Actually testing that is beyond human capabilities for the foreseeable future though (we would need a particle accelerator the size of the solar system) so those questions will stay in the realm of theory
@@notatechie :-) Yes, a bit. They worked out in about 1909 that the atom was made of tiny outer electrons and an inner very heavy nucleus. The puzzle of extra mass in the nucleus was solved in about 1932 with the discovery of the neutron. They went on to do nuclear fission (atomic bomb, nuclear power) and nuclear fusion in about 1952 (hydrogen bomb). Since then, just detail, detail, detail. And a whole lot of tiny bits of sub-atomic debris which make up the standard model. The LHC was largely built to find the last bit of that particular puzzle which had not been seen - the Higgs boson. That is what gives matter most of its mass.
I know this is dumb but it makes me really happy that the theoretical physicist said “I didn’t imagine that it would happen in my lifetime” and he experienced that joy towards the end of his life.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE EVEN A THUMBS DOWN BUTTON. a comment saying "this is a waste of money" Has no place in the first few top comments. Just because it has 2 thumbs up and a lot of people proving them wrong it's a top comment, wtf.
I see they choose Switzerland the world's most neutral country as the site for the collider because if any large amount of reactive material say anti matter would build up Switzerland's natural field of neutrality would make any substance inert........ absolutely brilliant
I love how humble and open minded these professors and scientists are. Meanwhile some nutjob with a tinfoil hat that can't spell a proper sentence in youtube comments thinks he knows every secret of the universe. Makes you have even more respect for these great men. Nice documentary really.
Humble ourselves to God. Jesus holds the keys to Hell. Jesus Christ is coming back with a sword. Pick a side. Please choose God. He wins. He is the beginning and the end. I was lost and had no purpose, I was full of pride but God saved me. Changed me from the inside. Please you don't want to die in your sins. Jesus is the only way.
kharnak crux My good man I am not propagating anything here but I do find it odd when CERN in which is a scientific institute does some weird occult shit.
Honestly, if he knows where stuff is in that enormous pile of stuff, then who _cares_ what it looks like? My own desk at home is an absolute disaster, always is, but unless my husband has gone through it looking for something recently and messed everything up, I can still find everything, no matter how deeply buried it is. XD Edited to add: When I was maybe 10, my mother got me one of those funny signs people put on their desks, that said... "Please don't rearrange the mess on my desk. You'll confuse me and screw up my whole world." A truer sign was never made! XD
Yeah, those of us who 'believe in' the Standard Model would all collectively flip our lids if we found new physics that the Standard Model couldn't explain. I, for one, am _so_ dying of curiosity to find out what the Grand Unified Theory is that I kind of wish I could be put in stasis for 100, 250, 500, 1000 years, come out, and get caught up, find out what we've learned! (And go back to sleep for another thousand or ten thousand years if the answer was still "we dunno"!)
"Perfectly safe, and nothing could possibly go wrong"? funny that's just what the scientists at black mesa said just before the resonance cascade happened
***** Always when i see CERN i think about it :P , just hope these guys aren't bad like the ones on the reference tho XD , jelly bananas in microwaves tho , yummy
Yeh, it's 20 F-22 fighter jets.. Without service charges, or a gift card worth 3 cups of coffee for everyone in america.. It's probably about as much as Starbucks makes in a couple weeks overall.
The publicly stated build cost was 3.7 billion euros. It uses the earlier accelerators PS and SPS to feed it with protons - keeps the costs down. It was also built in an existing tunnel that had been used for the old LEP experiment which ended in about 2000. A lot of additional costs for experiments and analysis - probably about the same again. On top of that are a lot of other costs including energy and the staff costs, which mostly come from the member nations and universities.
Clark Kent Sure, a large scale black hole. But they have been creating extremely tiny and extremely short lived black holes constantly throughout every single collision just as a natural result of the energy of the collisions.
redwithblackstripes yep.. its funny nobody realizes how silly that is. but the black hole hysteria is the reason why people who arent into physics even know about cern so i guess its ok to some extent
So you want to nuke a particle collider. Imagine the nuke hitting it mid particle collision or while the particles are moving. I'm pretty sure that rip a fucking hole down to the mantle in the earth.
I don't understand why all of these highly intelligent people are trying to figure out how the universe got there! Now I can understand them better for trying to understand how the components of the universe work together, while spending enormous amounts of money that could be used for other issues of everyday life here on this planet. However, it just seem to be obvious how the universe began. If you very intelligent people with your very huge telescopes can't see the signature signed in the cosmos, "WELL". There's no need to spend precious time, money and intellect on the obvious. Let's STOP and take a look around at our distress, depressed PLANET and people, neighborhoods and our children, the real issues. It'll be intellect, time and money well spent.
Gosh it's annoying when one of the physicists finishes explaining a facet of particle physics and all the reporter can think of is some dumb retort, like "So you're not going to open a portal to hell?"
@@gabrielromero312 Just as well that we have NEVER found antimatter in quantities bigger than one particle at time (and in bananas - they have it in bananas).
"I did actually tidy up the desk once, but that was about 25 years ago" lmao
Hunt for physics?? Somehow I have a hard time believing we are only looking for explosions in some collider... We are either trying to replicate a black hole, make a portal for demons without knowing it, make anti matter for our own ships so they don't need any rockets, or we are like they say looking for particles that can't be seen unless this method is being done.
"yeah, we're not pissing around." What a badass
I smell a movie on this being made in the near future? "A man made machine opening the gates to a spiritual world"/ ua-cam.com/video/37OWL7AzvHo/v-deo.html
i guess im randomly asking but does someone know of a method to get back into an instagram account??
I somehow forgot my password. I appreciate any assistance you can offer me!
@Jonas Johnathan instablaster :)
Desperately seeking SUSY.
***** pusy?
omfg... lol
Danny Brown snusy
***** All this time I've been looking for Molly when I should've been seeking Susy...
***** i swear their gonna fuck around and rip a hole to another dimension
You can't spell discovery without very disco.
TheTarrMan soooooooo??
MineFish [DP] John Ellis was wearing that a shirt
Doohan Holstegge k
Aka dis, covery.
POOR SHEEPLE... YOU ARE TOTALLY LOST...
Fun fact around 13:40 : I've you would ask John for some advice on physics, he knows exactly which paper you are looking for, and find it within minutes in what looks to us like a 'mess' - guy knows how to handle entropy
"You can't spell discovery without disco". This guy
EpigeneticAlteration "You can't spell discovery without very* disco"
I did know physicist was Santa's job the rest of the year.
EpigeneticAlteration Disco Stu approves of you !
EpigeneticAlteration damnit, you beat me to it. I was gonna say the exact same thing xD
EpigeneticAlteration Unfortunately, much scientific knowledge has been covered up. Humanity is actually extremely advanced, but most of the advanced technology is kept secret for military or government use.
www angelfire com/empire/serpentis666/Mind html
The guy didn't look so convincing when denying the possibility of opening a portal to hell aka a black hole!
Grzegorz Konowalik black holes are not "portals to hell"
Nah he just looked like he was wondering what these idiots where even doing here asking such dumb questions
@Jacus Szewczyk because if it was actually a gate to hell. Unfortunately anything going into it will not enter hell at all. It will get stuck in the singularity where it will never get anywhere.
He was freaking out because he was talking to a pretty girl. It was written all over his face.
Palpatine woosh
I really like how the host smiles while talking, listening to her makes me smile as well.
NicholasRiviera :D
+NicholasRiviera All these CERN collisions are not concerned about where space itself comes from, and hence no solution for quantum computing multiverse problems. Just collisions to create exotic combos of particles so that each scientist can grab one and name it for themselves for their resume' .
Another 3 billions spent, and EU is 3 billions deeper in debt.
John C G I don't think you actually know what you're talking about. But neither do I, so I won't discuss any of this with you.
+NicholasRiviera But I desperately want to discuss this with any one : ) .
The quantum computer scientists rely on superposition of particles to do the computing, and superposition is naturally occurring with wave Einstein field theories. But the merely asserting particles into the equations of controlling the computing circuits already throws away Einstein's field theories , and now the circuits become baseless lumps of equations not producing the true wave-embodied result. They think there are other universes to help us compute any thing , but there are none.
Humans took centuries to figure out that using the number zero in our daily calculations worked out great. Zero is weird because we can't divide any thing with it, unlike all the other numbers. When we first learned zero with arithmetics in school, it also bothered many of us. So, at first people started to fantasize there was a world of zero, non-existent in our world, but exists somewhere, and thought that the phantom existence helped our computing. It took centuries to finally "get it right". The CERN experiments are not getting it "right", in the same sense. CERN's experiments are mostly scratching fantasy worlds to entertain ourselves.
John C G ... What kind of experiments would you rather see being conducted, instead of particle collisions?
I am happy to hear Einstein's name being pronounced the correct way by this nice man.
pcfreak1992 the sound that makes it sound german, doesnt exist in English. you usually only hear people who enjoy multiple languages say it that way.
da'rek hart Eynshteyn, oops....
***** thanks, Captain Obvious. The point is that most Americans don't know anything about other languages, so will only pronounce it how its spelled!
movement2contact yeah no shit, thats not how its spelled tho. and you cant bother an american to learn how to pronounce something differently than its spelled.
da'rek hart that's not how "tho" is spelled though... and many other words you wrote...
They should put two Nokia's in it, would be interested to know what happens.
hahahaha best comment
Portal will open with a grin.
The machine will break
D-rex Idk if that’ll work😂😂😂 but would be hilarious
In the meanwhile at that speed maybe you can get a phonecall from 1999 😄
9:42 "What actually is the Large Hadron Collider?"
Everybody in the room: "uuughhhhh."
Yes mean wild my taxdolar are espen in some crazy collider people ned masks and medisine and I know the medicine is there but is not important for some people sad🤔
@@gabrielromero312 what
Gabriel the thing is in sweden and funded mostly by hundreds of people that are millionaire or billionaire scientists.
The guy at the end has it right, blind belief in something is very dangerous. Especially if you are wrong but demand that other people believe what you believe.
Exactly and they admit they have little to No evidence of what they claim.
This is good point! They are not doing right! They want to create what allready exist! By that technlogy they could do useful things! They are making something pretty dangerous!
Thanks motherboard! My favourite news outlet, doing a piece on my favourite lab, and talking to some of my good friends and colleagues! Couldn't ask for more :D
I could have spent days in that place asking engineering questions about how different things are made or how they work what information comes out.
3:43 "This is not possible", then the look on his face is like "I hope they don't find out".
Yeah he is lying through his teeth.
John is a legend. “I couldn’t be arsed to clear the desk” and those shirts man, gotta love it
"We have a referee that never makes mistakes.....nature" Quote of the century!
Nature?? Father God.
Awesome interviews! It is so fun that scientists can laugh abouty the scientific method ( the physics graveyard was so funny) and at themselves...
I love your documentaries!
Banging things together in the large hardon collider
UPGRADE IT ALREADY! *Throwing money at screen*
High quality documentary - thanks
inb4 they unleashed a resonance cascade.
ShadowMirror Arm yourself. Not that we would stand a chance.
It only cost 3 billion euros?! God damn that's cheap for such a huge and complex facility.
This video has a Half-Life 2 vibe to it
TheAndrey CERN is essentially black mesa.
***** Turned out to be a non-boring world :D
***** At least we're not carting literally unknown materials into a proton beam.
Half-life 3 confirmed
TheAndrey Half-life 3 will be real life
I laughed my ass of at 15:08 "oh... no.. of course not we're all on the same team bullshit"
John Ellis remains so passionate at this age! I wish people like him could live for much longer.
This is really high quality content, I was surprised that I've never heard about this channel before.
This was really well done. Good reporter, good questions, nothing too sensationalist. Good stuff!
I am so grateful for these people devoting their lives for science and discovery
@Smooth Move How about they found how the nucleus of the atom works in some more detail? You know, the little gizzmo inside everything. Lol - America spends about 40 times more a year on pet grooming! Google it and try to convince any sane person that is useful.
Meanwhile in the middleast they're chopping heads off because of a simple book written hundreds of years ago
Its aggravating
but I think the book is older than that
Thousands*
+funaicha1 bout 70 years ago there was some pretty bad things happening in this part of the world to mate
+funaicha1 _Who needs a religion when you got this?_
- Dave Jones of EEVblog, looking at the Large Hadron Collider
Science Journalist: So you're not going to open a portal to hell?
Scientist: *thinking of how to politely say that hell doesn't exist*
15:00 - An excellent description of the main difference between science and religion.
17:20 that dude hasn't really thought about the meaning of experiments. Physicist never prove that a theory is "correct", they only prove that it's correct enough or not wrong for that test case. Didn't we learn that from Popper? Is Newtonian theory of gravity back then been "proven" to be correct? Well, sort of, for the questions being asked. Proves are only reserved for pure mathematics, so also for any knowledge that requires logic. Which is a main business of philosophy. Considering that it's even more proveable than physics.
Yes! Scientidts constantly talking about big bang! They such dared to built collider to get the proof! The orinciples of their collidor is based on bosson waves/particles/! To find out importabt is to eliminate theory about big bang or anything what we were learnt at school or study or saw on the TV! To find out it is important to find out what Antcient civilisation done during their time! There happened creation of matter called TIME! Humans were created on the planet Earth! Space done job to create ground where we are walking! And other things! To ignore planet is awful! There is only way to use your heads! Tacions have super simetry!
CERN and a well spoken, red head host.
Are you this world's Makise Kurisu? :P
Check her pockets, let’s see if she has a flip phone or not lol
John Ellis rocks! I discovered this channel tonight (and by an accidental click too,) and I'm still tryin' to pick up my jaw from the floor. The quality of these vids is just astounding. Subscribed & totally a new fan!
BTW: I used to have that same Gravis joystick that other dude used to visit Einstein. :D
I love this shit. Is CERN open to the public at all?
MrWhataboss23 Yep, they often host tours.
MrWhataboss23 Free tours of the overground parts, the museum, permanent expo and the control room happen several times a week, to see the underground chambers you need to be invited by a staff member or organize a group tour when the LHC isn't running, it's worth it though!
MrWhataboss23 yep I've been there
MrWhataboss23 You get best tours, when it's not running. You can't visit the tunnels during operation due to radiation.
+MrWhataboss23 well its actually working right now so not open to public
also went there with school
1:13 It's so touching seeing how overjoyed Dr. Higgs is about the discovery.
I grew up a long time ago and was taught in school that the atom was as small as you could get. Then they divided one. Now it seems it can be divided ever and ever more. Am I right?
Maybe. We know for sure that atoms are made of protons, neutrons, and electrons, and those are made up mostly up and down quarks. That is as far down as the standard model says things go, but there are some theories designed to do things like fit gravity into a theory of everything (kind of important if you ask me haha) that say that all quarks are made of 1 dimensional stings that vibrate at different frequencies which make up all the fundamental particles in the standard model. Actually testing that is beyond human capabilities for the foreseeable future though (we would need a particle accelerator the size of the solar system) so those questions will stay in the realm of theory
You were in school about 100 years ago??? Or did they just give you the really easy version?
@@nickjames9555 No, only about 50 years ago. Have I missed something?
@@notatechie :-) Yes, a bit. They worked out in about 1909 that the atom was made of tiny outer electrons and an inner very heavy nucleus.
The puzzle of extra mass in the nucleus was solved in about 1932 with the discovery of the neutron. They went on to do nuclear fission (atomic bomb, nuclear power) and nuclear fusion in about 1952 (hydrogen bomb).
Since then, just detail, detail, detail. And a whole lot of tiny bits of sub-atomic debris which make up the standard model. The LHC was largely built to find the last bit of that particular puzzle which had not been seen - the Higgs boson. That is what gives matter most of its mass.
I know this is dumb but it makes me really happy that the theoretical physicist said “I didn’t imagine that it would happen in my lifetime” and he experienced that joy towards the end of his life.
Guess what, you mess with something long enough... oh my
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE EVEN A THUMBS DOWN BUTTON.
a comment saying "this is a waste of money" Has no place in the first few top comments. Just because it has 2 thumbs up and a lot of people proving them wrong it's a top comment, wtf.
I see they choose Switzerland the world's most neutral country as the site for the collider because if any large amount of reactive material say anti matter would build up Switzerland's natural field of neutrality would make any substance inert........ absolutely brilliant
I love how humble and open minded these professors and scientists are. Meanwhile some nutjob with a tinfoil hat that can't spell a proper sentence in youtube comments thinks he knows every secret of the universe. Makes you have even more respect for these great men. Nice documentary really.
Humble ourselves to God. Jesus holds the keys to Hell. Jesus Christ is coming back with a sword. Pick a side. Please choose God. He wins. He is the beginning and the end. I was lost and had no purpose, I was full of pride but God saved me. Changed me from the inside. Please you don't want to die in your sins. Jesus is the only way.
13:53 "And we have no idea why" will stay in my head forever.
Search ' I pet goat ' into google maps and it will bring you to CERN
***** And who is the ILLUMINATED one?
Your right
Animurh
Type in '6th seal' or '1st trumpet' or '9/23/2015'.
UA-cam:
CERN: Opening the Abyss
+Animurh i save the most cringiest end of days videos, before they delete them, after NOTHING happens.
kharnak crux My good man I am not propagating anything here but I do find it odd when CERN in which is a scientific institute does some weird occult shit.
Makes the largest Lego set seem easy to build huh?
Extremely interesting, and this chick is super cute.
TheSackofJohnMadden what are you, gay?
TheSackofJohnMadden bruh we don’t need your opinion here. You flat earthter prick
Is there a higher resolution version of the image at 4:22?
3 Billion?! Those people def. need more money or can have even more. Just don't give 300 billion to greece invest it in sth awesome like this
0:54 The coast of this machine was around 7.5 bn Euros not 3!
+Aryan Zagros cuz it was built in east coast not west coast
The hardware build cost was 3.7 billion Euros. When 24 countries are paying for it you need the numbers!
*too bad we didnt spend that $7B on this research instead of in the middle east*
What 7 billion was spent on the middle east? If you are talking about Iraq and Afghanistan they cost the US 2 trillion.
Yeah but then we wouldn’t have drones. 😆
Actually, even as someone that has read a lot about CERN, and the LHC, I still enjoyed this video a lot, even though it wasn't so new to me. thanks.
Honestly, if he knows where stuff is in that enormous pile of stuff, then who _cares_ what it looks like? My own desk at home is an absolute disaster, always is, but unless my husband has gone through it looking for something recently and messed everything up, I can still find everything, no matter how deeply buried it is. XD
Edited to add: When I was maybe 10, my mother got me one of those funny signs people put on their desks, that said... "Please don't rearrange the mess on my desk. You'll confuse me and screw up my whole world." A truer sign was never made! XD
Yet again, another great video from Motherboard.
lol you chose the craziest guy at cern to interview
Daniel
The best of them are al at this level of insanity, because you never will find the answer thinking “normal“.
@Jonathan Soko woo woo magic bullcrap that is objective? I think that's quite ironic.
@Jonathan Soko I didn't know physics was magic, good to know
@Jonathan Soko "Dropping a mic onto the floor is not proof of gravity". Why does it falls then?, magic?
I can tell this is a troll, there's no such thing as decent grammar from garbage people.
That awkward moment when she asked him about opening a portal to hell🤣 'No. This is not possible'
8:10 i need this man's t-shirt! If anyone finds source....plz let me know!
Yeah, those of us who 'believe in' the Standard Model would all collectively flip our lids if we found new physics that the Standard Model couldn't explain. I, for one, am _so_ dying of curiosity to find out what the Grand Unified Theory is that I kind of wish I could be put in stasis for 100, 250, 500, 1000 years, come out, and get caught up, find out what we've learned! (And go back to sleep for another thousand or ten thousand years if the answer was still "we dunno"!)
I'm glad smart people are looking into this. I'm still trying to figure out how to use my microwave.
I see much anxiety in the dude when denying opening portals to hell ...
This host is awesome! She's great! Another awesome documentary. Great job!
Thank you for uploading!
very disco
"Perfectly safe, and nothing could possibly go wrong"?
funny
that's just what the scientists at black mesa said just before the resonance cascade happened
I love his tshirt
rick and morty somewhere in the universe laughing''''''LOL
Oh I would collide her...
lmao
+It is I I'd like to experimentally test her out with my huge piece of machinery.
***** i'd prefer it ad infinitum no matter the minor details..
Kitten Tech Gaming same
Saturating her detector with loads of particles
Awesome, "We're not pissing around" Physicists rock!!!
Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?
No.
Awesome video! The scientist with the crazy hair (as he should have) was a great supplement to the video too. very interesting.
I`m all in for project jellyman and some gelbananas.
Whoever gets that reference.
***** I just hope we're on the Beta line.
***** Always when i see CERN i think about it :P , just hope these guys aren't bad like the ones on the reference tho XD , jelly bananas in microwaves tho , yummy
***** that's a good show breh
+Douglas Alex But gelbanas have no taste!
From the early dawn of mankind and forward. And still our greatest way to answer questions.
Is to smack things togheter really hard. XD
At 5:00, the guy may be a theoretical physicist, but he certainly hasn't discovered a toothbrush yet.
I could imagine 40 years of coffee every morning... Takes a toll
the london look
"we are not pissing about"
I hope not,all that wedge spent.
love these videos.
_Who needs a religion when you got this?_
- Dave Jones of EEVblog, looking at the Large Hadron Collider
"Are these the actual 'on/off' buttons for the LHC?"
"Yeah"
"Phwarr"
First waman that guy around 3:30 has spoken to for more than a few seconds
"Ahh yeah we're not pissing around"-Legend
It only cost 3 billion?!
It only cost three thousand million? Do you even know how much money three billion is? lol
Yeh, it's 20 F-22 fighter jets.. Without service charges, or a gift card worth 3 cups of coffee for everyone in america.. It's probably about as much as Starbucks makes in a couple weeks overall.
Dan Rob lol
The publicly stated build cost was 3.7 billion euros. It uses the earlier accelerators PS and SPS to feed it with protons - keeps the costs down. It was also built in an existing tunnel that had been used for the old LEP experiment which ended in about 2000. A lot of additional costs for experiments and analysis - probably about the same again.
On top of that are a lot of other costs including energy and the staff costs, which mostly come from the member nations and universities.
3:44 SHE KNOWS THE TRUTH! send in the Doom Guy
Can I see your Large Hadron Collider? That's what she said!
She said she wants two big D's colliding into each other ?
This means they are not sure if they are right or if its good idea what they are doing!
A black hole ahahahahahahah! Do you know how much energy you would require.
Clark Kent Sure, a large scale black hole. But they have been creating extremely tiny and extremely short lived black holes constantly throughout every single collision just as a natural result of the energy of the collisions.
Clark Kent like one too many mushrooms?
Clark Kent They create black holes daily , they are simply sub atomic sized.
Clark Kent 10?
redwithblackstripes yep.. its funny nobody realizes how silly that is. but the black hole hysteria is the reason why people who arent into physics even know about cern so i guess its ok to some extent
All these guys just seem so nice and relaxes. I'd love to work there.!
The girl is so pretty :p
rogerXIII fucking idiot
That's a guy. how could you not tell? he even has a beard with his long hair
what makes her attractive is her intelligence
***** yeah pretty fucked up
***** hahaha 😎
first they said: "don't cross the beams" now they are all about crossing the beams...
Open the portal so we can get this apocalypse moving plzzzzzzz
Johnathan Tolliver facepalm. your name should be trolliver
I like it from hence forth I shall be known as Trolliver
+Johnathan Tolliver he who fucks around gets the horn
I Love her smile. Good documentary.
NUKE IT!
+spunkflunk YES YOUR RIGHT, IT CAN DESTROY ALL OF US
+Portess GT do you even understand physics bro????😂
So you want to nuke a particle collider. Imagine the nuke hitting it mid particle collision or while the particles are moving. I'm pretty sure that rip a fucking hole down to the mantle in the earth.
You can't nuke it, it's underground...
Firework would do trick.
the peak of the victory of scientists today
SHREK created the universe. Do not question my belief!
religious people in a nutshell
I don't understand why all of these highly intelligent people are trying to figure out how the universe got there! Now I can understand them better for trying to understand how the components of the universe work together, while spending enormous amounts of money that could be used for other issues of everyday life here on this planet. However, it just seem to be obvious how the universe began. If you very intelligent people with your very huge telescopes can't see the signature signed in the cosmos, "WELL". There's no need to spend precious time, money and intellect on the obvious. Let's STOP and take a look around at our distress, depressed PLANET and people, neighborhoods and our children, the real issues. It'll be intellect, time and money well spent.
Would love to see this magnificent machine in person. Just wow.
Gosh it's annoying when one of the physicists finishes explaining a facet of particle physics and all the reporter can think of is some dumb retort, like "So you're not going to open a portal to hell?"
Eltyo If we had a physicist interviewing a physicist the resulting interview would be worthless to the majority of the audience.
Yes you are be couse anti materia wiill destroy every think lol you think I dont no
@@gabrielromero312 Just as well that we have NEVER found antimatter in quantities bigger than one particle at time (and in bananas - they have it in bananas).
A. de rujula's perception on all this, makes me have great respect for him.
hahahaha all that money spent and they can't buy that guy a haircut or a toothbrush.
Supahfly Adrian time is the problem
But can it heat up my hot pocket?
next time get a host who at least knows a little physics, other than that pretty interesting
She has a degree in physics, try harder.
Particles running into each other is NOT the early state of the universe. That's why we're not finding what is theorized
el psy congroo......
"not possible at all" looks at camera in pure terror with no poker face