Putting your hand in the Large Hadron Collider...

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  • Опубліковано 15 вер 2010
  • More answers to questions from Sixty Symbols viewers, covering the LHC, exploding stars and galaxies made of anti-matter. Part One is at • Answers (Part One) - S...
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    Including Philip Moriarty, Ed Copeland and Meghan Gray and Laurence Eaves and Mike Merrifield
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  • @charleshill3802
    @charleshill3802 5 років тому +407

    Scientists: We made the most advanced particle collider to understand subatomic particles.
    General Public: I wanna stick my hand in it!

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 2 роки тому +2

      Let them. For Science and Humanity.
      And lols 💥

    • @stefipaudinbasterdatlarge.7769
      @stefipaudinbasterdatlarge.7769 2 роки тому

      You cant understand sub-atomic particles with BASHING ATOMS....They are tiny-weeny fings that CREATE....They are just trying to get a POWERFUL weapon....and are opening PORTALS 2 EVIL spirits...Besides its all SECRET..THEY WILL NEVER TELL YOU A fing about it....

    • @timothysmith8667
      @timothysmith8667 2 роки тому +1

      There a company called Raytheon . That made a weapon called the denial system

    • @rauminen4167
      @rauminen4167 Рік тому +1

      "hand"

  • @mrghostdlm1386
    @mrghostdlm1386 8 років тому +2394

    I love the fact that if they don't know something they say we don't know.

    • @thepussygrabbingfamilyvalu557
      @thepussygrabbingfamilyvalu557 8 років тому +473

      +MrGhostDLM they're scientists. not politicians. or youtubers.

    • @mrghostdlm1386
      @mrghostdlm1386 8 років тому +39

      Carl Coppens Yeah politicians lies a lot !!!

    • @zhoupact8567
      @zhoupact8567 8 років тому +66

      +MrGhostDLM I dont know. But I will ask my magical, rainbow farting, diamond unicorn. It made everything, so it shuld know.

    • @DaKnightsofawesome
      @DaKnightsofawesome 8 років тому +12

      that's just what people say when talking about science because there's very little that people know that they are unsure about so they either know it or nobody knows it.

    • @ChilledCanadian
      @ChilledCanadian 8 років тому +4

      Chandler Gloyd
      We do know this one though, since a guy had his head between the beam

  • @Dontworryboutit247
    @Dontworryboutit247 8 років тому +1814

    i love how everyone initially laughs at the question but then this guy @ 0:49

  • @matteobaisotti1398
    @matteobaisotti1398 7 років тому +521

    There would be a huge lag spike

  • @bushputz
    @bushputz 10 років тому +537

    "If I put my hand into the Large Hadron Collider beam..."
    You'd probably be posthumously awarded credit for discovering the Darwin Particle...

    • @Ibrahim-nz4hy
      @Ibrahim-nz4hy 6 років тому +2

      bushputz lol

    • @hassanshezad6273
      @hassanshezad6273 5 років тому +10

      Or you could probably create the infinity gauntlet 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @migram4190
      @migram4190 5 років тому +2

      😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Volundur9567
      @Volundur9567 2 роки тому +1

      Anatoli Bugorski: Hold my vodka

  • @BrettCaton
    @BrettCaton 5 років тому +478

    "You're not allowed to make universes".
    Damn EU regulations!

    • @TheLegitAlpha
      @TheLegitAlpha 4 роки тому +8

      Brett Caton I will reboot the universe if I must. One heat death is enough, a new universe will take its place.

    • @xavierpaquin
      @xavierpaquin 4 роки тому +13

      Another of life's simple pleasures ruined by a meddling bureaucracy, ladies and gentlemen

    • @N.M.E.
      @N.M.E. 4 роки тому +6

      Well... you may now!

    • @scfog90
      @scfog90 3 роки тому

      Imagine, that a part of the universe would be created in France and nobody wants that

    • @amjadhussaindanish1974
      @amjadhussaindanish1974 3 роки тому

      @@TheLegitAlpha Heat Death!!. That will happen in about a Googol Years.

  • @nico118118
    @nico118118 7 років тому +508

    Well I'm bored. If you need a hand let me know

  • @Stahlwollvieh
    @Stahlwollvieh 9 років тому +147

    That guy in Russia actually got hit in the face by a particle accelerator:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

    • @RedHairdo
      @RedHairdo 9 років тому +26

      Stahlwollvieh LHC is incomparably much stronger, which is likely why he wasn't mentioned in the video.

    • @Stahlwollvieh
      @Stahlwollvieh 8 років тому +9

      TheHarboe Probably. Or it would make an even cleaner hole even quicker.^^

    • @4mn10n
      @4mn10n 4 роки тому +5

      Yess! The Chaos Computer Club has named a yearly award for exemplary nuclear safety after him. xD

    • @sgdgsc3236
      @sgdgsc3236 3 роки тому

      Proton beam passed through his brain.

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 роки тому +2

      @@bin_chicken80 It's a real problem. Usually if you're working somewhere that safety is actually thought about, you have to do something very wrong to put yourself in a situation where you get seriously hurt, so you don't want to tell anyone if you can avoid it.

  • @krashd
    @krashd 9 років тому +659

    Your hand would vanish then reappear on Xen whereby it would probably be picked up by a Vortigaunt and placed in his lunchbox for later.

  • @whig3982
    @whig3982 8 років тому +124

    hahaha thats awesome all proffesors are suprised and prof.Moriarty is like:"I dont now the energy density"

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 7 років тому +396

    I'm pretty sure the one guy is right about the first question, the energy would be dumped into your body, it would be like something between being electrocuted and being crushed by a steam roller from the inside out... Best case scenario it makes every atom in your arm race apart from one another in an instant and you just get tossed back against the wall, defeated, one armed, and surrounded by angry scientists.

    • @iwanabana
      @iwanabana 7 років тому +18

      i'm in love with you.

    • @aimerielbe7505
      @aimerielbe7505 7 років тому +12

      That last part lol😂

    • @iwanabana
      @iwanabana 7 років тому +8

      Throttle Kitty suspense of a thriller, peppered with nerd, and a British-comedyesqe punchline. Who ARE you?!

    • @mayurchoudhari3372
      @mayurchoudhari3372 7 років тому

      But like if a bullet passes through water maybe protons may pass through our body

    • @ThrottleKitty
      @ThrottleKitty 7 років тому +14

      mayur choudhari A bullet doesn't pass through water, it violently rips a tunnel-like hole through it, and the water reforms around it nearly instantly. You can probably find a slow-mo video of it online somewhere!

  • @theSUICIDEfox
    @theSUICIDEfox 7 років тому +113

    I love how they are all like "oh they wouldn't let you". Not the point >.

    • @muffntheB
      @muffntheB 5 років тому +9

      what do you do for a paycheck? let me guess~ " welcome to walmart, i love you"@13randon 13axter

    • @alexmsevans
      @alexmsevans 5 років тому +32

      @Dreamstate or maybe they would rather not publicize completely unfounded hypotheses to the public world without any kind of research because they are valued scientists and would rather not spread misinformation to the public.

    • @kostasgamer1345
      @kostasgamer1345 4 роки тому +1

      @Dreamstate U are not clever 😂

    • @LordZordid
      @LordZordid 4 роки тому

      I met quite a lot of scientists and most of them lack imagination.

    • @BuGGyBoBerl
      @BuGGyBoBerl 4 роки тому +4

      @@LordZordid uh imagination is a very needed skill for science.

  • @aidanrobichaud-ward9796
    @aidanrobichaud-ward9796 10 років тому +47

    Not sure if anyone's mentioned it, but Sean Carroll mentions Anatoli Bugorski in his book "The Particle at the End of the Universe", who took a 76 GeV proton beam to the face (only about 2% of the energy of an average single beam in the LHC) at Russia's U-70 Synchotron. Pretty interesting how he ended up. He said he felt no pain, but then about that was only 2% of the energy of the LHC.

  • @LCdrDerrick
    @LCdrDerrick 9 років тому +31

    Anatoli Bugorski even put his head into the proton beam (76 GeV) of the U-70 syncrotron, accidently. He survived, yes, yes. He didn't look good afterwards, his head swoll beyond recognition. He didn't feel any pain when he was hit, but saw a light brighter than 1000 suns he said afterwards. Eventually he recovered and finished his thesis. He had los hearing and one eye's sight but his intellectual capacity didn't suffer, though he lost mental endurance.

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 роки тому +1

      He also suffered from seizures

    • @brunnomenxa
      @brunnomenxa Рік тому +1

      And because of it, a phenomenon related to the energy peak of the phenomenon during the collision was discovered.
      The late peak dramatically reduced the amount of energy he received early on.

  • @napoleon_bonaparte2462
    @napoleon_bonaparte2462 7 років тому +70

    NONE of them mentioned the Bugorski incident? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski
    July 1978, Bugorski was checking a malfunctioning piece of equipment when the safety mechanisms failed. Bugorski was leaning over the equipment when he stuck his head in the path of the 76 GeV proton beam. Reportedly, he saw a flash "brighter than a thousand suns" but did not feel any pain.
    Since the LHC is firing far more particles at a much higher energy, I would expect your hand to be disintegrated, very quickly.

    • @Kizron_Kizronson
      @Kizron_Kizronson 7 років тому +5

      There are pictures of the injury on the Internet if you are willing to search for them. The hole that the beam made in anatoli's head can easily be seen. There are also images taken in hospital where the docs have poked a metal probe clear through his head following the path of the beam damage.

    • @ahmedsanai7160
      @ahmedsanai7160 7 років тому

      Kizron Kizronson link?

    • @KevynDaquin
      @KevynDaquin 7 років тому +2

      the LHC is way more powerful and energized than the old U-70 (synchrotron)

    • @tomdunphy6865
      @tomdunphy6865 7 років тому +3

      Bloodmoon he lost some movement in his face and became blind in one eye, but lived with no other problems

    • @jasperfk
      @jasperfk 7 років тому +2

      Kizron Kizronson it didn't make a hole per se, it just shot 78 billion volts (equivalent), blinding his left eye, deafening his left ear, and mulching that side of his brain.

  • @SuperSaltyFries
    @SuperSaltyFries 9 років тому +263

    I love how science brings people together from all over the world. It's beautiful :')

    • @351cleavland
      @351cleavland 9 років тому +39

      SuperSaltyFries French fries do the same thing!

    • @trickycat3438
      @trickycat3438 9 років тому +2

      Jack Jewell and they are made of particals

    • @darkzap10
      @darkzap10 9 років тому

      It was intentional I'm sorry if it wasn't evident, but thank you all the same.

    • @hermest99
      @hermest99 9 років тому

      SuperSaltyFries Everything has that property as long as you can find enough people interested in it. I bet you can do a global washcloth enthousiast convention annually if only you can promote it to the right group worldwide.

    • @gcirc
      @gcirc 9 років тому +2

      +hermest99 indeed in Japan I believe there is a new craze it's called moss watching as in moss that grows on trees. Lol

  • @mickenoss
    @mickenoss 9 років тому +324

    I think I remember hearing about a russian guy years ago, who somehow had a beam hit him in the face. It basically put a hole through him from his nose to the back/top of his head. Apparently he was relelavely okay too lol.

    • @mickenoss
      @mickenoss 9 років тому +111

      Yeah found it. Anatoli Bugorski was his name =)

    • @kcys34
      @kcys34 9 років тому +7

      mickenoss Wow, thanks for sharing ;]

    • @westleykana
      @westleykana 9 років тому

      :O ll

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless 9 років тому +37

      mickenoss yea, it had a lot of nasty effects. I'm surprised no one mentioned it in the video.

    • @qwerfa
      @qwerfa 9 років тому +60

      mickenoss Made a quick calculation. Assuming every proton was carrying the maximum amount of energy it could in that synchrotron, the beam Bugorski was struck with was carrying about 190.6 KJ of energy. Assuming maximum energy per proton, the LHC beam would be carrying 362 MJ. 1899 times more than Bugorski was hit with... This is probably why they didn't mention him.

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules 11 років тому +9

    Finally, a video that answers the questions I care about! Screw micro black holes and setting the earth on fire. I wanna know what it will do to my hand!

  • @vondahe
    @vondahe 4 роки тому +21

    As a Sherlock Holmes fan I was equally thrilled and worried to see a Prof Moriarty working there.

  • @Grumplefut
    @Grumplefut 5 років тому +2

    I always appreciate when an expert can say "I don't know". Nothing is worse than making up an answer.

  • @TestMeatDollSteak
    @TestMeatDollSteak 10 років тому +135

    Somebody should put a ham sandwich or a pollywog in the thing and take bets on what happens.

    • @no1rory466
      @no1rory466 6 років тому +1

      TestMeatDollSteak
      Yeah these scientists are so boring. Why don’t they do things like this...

    • @erniefacio5532
      @erniefacio5532 6 років тому +12

      No:1 Rory maybe because it's a BILLION DOLLAR TAX PAYER FUNDED MACHINE 💀

  • @tophtml1
    @tophtml1 9 років тому +57

    It already happened to David Banner. He turned into Lou Ferrigno.

    • @SpiritMolecule
      @SpiritMolecule 9 років тому +1

      tophtml1 looool

    • @holeskoj
      @holeskoj 9 років тому +1

      tophtml1 Comment of the year.

    • @zapdog_
      @zapdog_ 9 років тому +1

      You have just won the internet.

    • @jimstone3014
      @jimstone3014 9 років тому +1

      tophtml1 "Bruce" Banner. And he turned into The Hulk.

    • @tophtml1
      @tophtml1 9 років тому +1

      Jim Pigmon
      The 1978 Television series didn't strictly follow the comic book.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Incredible_Hulk_%281978_TV_series%29

  • @kostasjurkevicius6156
    @kostasjurkevicius6156 8 років тому +134

    thats how we get superpowers

    • @NoLoveDeepWebbb
      @NoLoveDeepWebbb 8 років тому +22

      +Kostas Jurkevicius and cancer.

    • @husk5373
      @husk5373 8 років тому +1

      +NoLove DeepWebbb it has a cost

    • @lenguamuerto
      @lenguamuerto 8 років тому +2

      the real life Dr. Manhattan

  • @blueisnotgreen7258
    @blueisnotgreen7258 4 роки тому +1

    This answered a ton of questions about particle accelerators for me. None of which are “what would happen if you put your hand in front of the beam.”

  • @digimbyte
    @digimbyte 10 років тому +51

    This actually happened, someone working on the beam, was stupid enough to put his face in the way and it shot a hole through his nose and out the back of his head.
    He didn't feel anything but blacked out, when he recovered he said he saw the light of about 1000 suns and felt nothing.
    He survived with minor brain damage and managed to recover to a livable state.

    • @iamawatermelon9299
      @iamawatermelon9299 6 років тому +1

      Fake news

    • @Maogaw
      @Maogaw 6 років тому

      .

    • @vapenation7061
      @vapenation7061 6 років тому

      iamawatermelon it’s not fake news it’s real, i remember seeing it a time ago. the beam went right through his head, i think he lost vision in one eye though. it wasn’t at the lhc, though.

    • @tyynymyy7770
      @tyynymyy7770 6 років тому

      iamawatermelon Anatoli Bugorski.

  • @PopeCannabis
    @PopeCannabis 5 років тому +9

    I love how passionate they seem about their work

  • @grahamjoss4643
    @grahamjoss4643 10 місяців тому

    Love the format! Great perspective on different thinking styles

  • @robertyang4365
    @robertyang4365 9 років тому +893

    More like... the large HANDron collider!
    *ba dum tss*

    • @lickytime9683
      @lickytime9683 9 років тому +6

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    • @JohnnyTromboner
      @JohnnyTromboner 9 років тому +2

      Ohho.wav

    • @StopFear
      @StopFear 9 років тому +18

      More like My Large Hard On Collider

    • @johnamil2342
      @johnamil2342 8 років тому +1

      +StopFear AHAHAHAHAAA

    • @aidenmilam6120
      @aidenmilam6120 8 років тому +1

      I get it lol

  • @jajajajanej
    @jajajajanej 5 років тому +3

    😄 Love the way he calls a hand ”a big high density region”. 3:31

  • @th3thin9
    @th3thin9 8 років тому +29

    The thumbnail is Megadeth's Supercollider album art!

  • @mindtreat
    @mindtreat 5 років тому +46

    Thank you YT algorithm, today i learned i don't wanna put my hand in the Hadron Collider...

    • @CalvinHikes
      @CalvinHikes 5 років тому +1

      Today I learned I do want to.

    • @thejbo777
      @thejbo777 4 роки тому

      Or do you?

    • @lowkeyswe2260
      @lowkeyswe2260 4 роки тому +1

      @@thejbo777 (vsauce music starts playing)

  • @-danR
    @-danR 7 років тому +6

    'an aircraft carrier moving at 6 knots.'
    Even if the particles only punched a sub-micron width hole in the center of your hand, if only 1/1000 of the collision energy were to be dissipated in perpendicular particle scatter, the resulting damage would be the vaporization of your hand in

    • @noahpafford4938
      @noahpafford4938 7 років тому

      tubeist- dan you spell out the word "second" but you use the less than symbol. I am now distracted.

    • @-danR
      @-danR 7 років тому +1

      I don't even remember writing this at all, and now there's the infamous youTube truncation. Perhaps a 'less than' symbol causes a glitch. So no idea what my typo was. Anyway, I figure the whole hand would vaporize in a thousandth of a second.

  • @MrMartinSchou
    @MrMartinSchou 10 років тому +8

    300 megajoules of energy in the beam. 4.184 kJ in one gram of TNT. That is the equivalent of about 71 kg of TNT deposited into an extremely small area your hand.

  • @viksra
    @viksra 9 років тому +30

    Can we please get an answer to the hand question? Solve it by putting a large watermelon in the beam's way and see what happens to the watermelon with a highly sensitive slow motion camera

    • @viksra
      @viksra 9 років тому +15

      ***** Everything is wrong with what you just said. 1) It's not "immeasurably" expensive, it was $13.25 billion -- very measurable. 2) It's not for personal gratification, it's for science. These scientists admitted they don't know what would happen. It's something we're capable of doing, so why not? 3) LHC was created to get answers to theoretical questions, but here we have a question which we can easily find out the outcome to, and maybe end up with surprising results, but we don't know the answer because we haven't tried. 4) stop with the negative mindset, it is poisonous to mankind

    • @Sven-W
      @Sven-W 9 років тому +2

      A few weeks ago we calculated how much energy there are in the two opposing beams, turns out they carry a kinetic energy similar to a 400t train going at 150 km/h. Apparently a very large problem was to make sure that in case any of the magnets would fail to function properly the beam could be directed to somewhere where it can be safely scattered, so it won't blast a hole into the walls

    • @stevemilwa
      @stevemilwa 9 років тому +10

      You're all missing a bigger point, the watermelon would go in a vacuum, that alone would make it explode.

    • @zephyrxxx8792
      @zephyrxxx8792 9 років тому

      The melon would not explode though it would be fried and have no skin and there are holes but they are sealed with tight airlocks

    • @FooTheAwesome
      @FooTheAwesome 9 років тому

      ***** sooo ifwe can somehow make a more compact version, we would be able to construct a new lhc? Large hadron cannon :D

  • @neelagrawal2512
    @neelagrawal2512 3 роки тому +1

    I visited CERN with this question in mind. I asked the German professor showing us around there what would happen.
    His prompt reply:
    "You would find a small hole in the palm of your hand from the particle beam."

    • @christopherleubner6633
      @christopherleubner6633 Рік тому

      Then a few hours later the radiation sickness would hit. The high energy would cause all manner of nuclear radiation to be emitted as your flesh is abated by it.

  • @jerryg50
    @jerryg50 9 років тому

    These scientists are amazing people. These are the type of people who of many years figured out the complex answers about how to develop the types of materials we use for all the high technology we use today. These people are geniuses.

  • @ThePictoucounty
    @ThePictoucounty 10 років тому +14

    'I don't think you'll survive very much.'

  • @giulio2lavendetta
    @giulio2lavendetta 10 років тому +7

    what's the name of the guy speaking at 7.35? he's the only one who answeres directly to the question without evitating it by saing un-necessary comments or bullshit

  • @adityakhaprelap
    @adityakhaprelap 3 роки тому

    It's so humbling to see such brilliant minds saying the words "I don't know". Why can't everybody be like this?

  • @RobertWilliams-mk8pl
    @RobertWilliams-mk8pl 4 роки тому +1

    I would love to have all of their knowledge and abilities of reasoning all rolled into one.

  • @IxousLouis
    @IxousLouis 10 років тому +6

    Bugorski stuck his head in a particule accelerator and he survived !

    • @raphaelburnett6905
      @raphaelburnett6905 5 років тому +1

      yeah that was foolish of him

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 5 років тому

      @@raphaelburnett6905 In all fairness, it wasn't on purpose.

  • @RaharijaoDavid
    @RaharijaoDavid 7 років тому +6

    Basically , your hand will literally cease to exist

  • @MrFivefivefivesix
    @MrFivefivefivesix 8 років тому +1

    As an artist my favourite symbol is Phi (𝞅) as is it is the basis for many compositions in art, music, poetry, architecture, sculpture and artistic anatomy.

  • @weskal5490
    @weskal5490 6 років тому +1

    I stood in front of the LHC beam once and they yelled "Get out you fool" but it just went in one ear and straight out of the other

  • @communistwaffle6517
    @communistwaffle6517 7 років тому +30

    5:40 It's simple, you just put an unbounded vacuum inside a temporal field and wait for a universe to develop.

  • @TubeUil
    @TubeUil 3 роки тому +4

    I miss these vids from sixty symbols with all the different points of view. I think this is such a great quality! It won't work with every subject maybe but to hear how each scientist thinks with their specific background and knowledge and the differences is so interesting to me. I'd love to see more of that with many more questions!

  • @debrajdas4527
    @debrajdas4527 8 років тому

    Great question on the constants and forces.. will it be same again ? Wow. Never thought this way.

  • @barnowl2832
    @barnowl2832 10 місяців тому

    "I don't think you'd feel very much"
    That could be interpreted two different ways! Wise answer

  • @MurphyMonster
    @MurphyMonster 8 років тому +14

    "I don't think you'll survive very much"

  • @jmr1068204
    @jmr1068204 9 років тому +13

    The beam would go through one side of you and out of the other side, as if you were speared by an invisible spear. This happened to Anatoli Bugorski.

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 2 роки тому +2

      That wasn't his hand dude, his freaking HEAD! He saw synchotron light and survived, the only human to see it. And it screwed him up.

  • @therealshard
    @therealshard 8 років тому

    I like how they readily said "I don't know" . That's humility. Much respect.

  • @apocalypse359
    @apocalypse359 8 років тому +2

    Actually, my favorite symbols, aesthetically, are probably psi and phi. Very beautiful letters. In terms of most interesting meaning... Maybe gamma, the Lorentz factor? Relativity is fascinating. Just the fact that there's a universal speed limit where classical physics breaks down. Pretty big implications in electrodynamics as well, being built into Maxwell's equations.

  • @johnd9357
    @johnd9357 8 років тому +3

    Well, this actually happened to a guy in Russia, except it was his head and not his hand. He lived, with minimal issue. Died in his 70s if I recall correctly. There was some damage, but nothing life threatening.

    • @lillonerboi504
      @lillonerboi504 8 років тому

      Other particle accelerators are nowhere near as strong as the LHC. You'd be annihilated immediately I'm guessing.

    • @nicklupo68
      @nicklupo68 7 років тому

      Cameron Petet

    • @nicklupo68
      @nicklupo68 7 років тому

      hhnv bank khuihftyijbvvnjooiuhj opp0 87ytyu I jgh n mjjkhvg j n

  • @Dremos77
    @Dremos77 10 років тому +388

    Chuck Norris put his hand in it in 2008 and a magnet broke.

    • @backseatslidepuzzle
      @backseatslidepuzzle 9 років тому +17

      chuck norris put his hand in it in 2008, lost it and cried like the little baby he actually is

    • @johnnysantos3997
      @johnnysantos3997 7 років тому +27

      Chuck Norris put his hand in it in 2008, What happened next will shock you !

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 6 років тому +6

      Even the speed of light in vacuum slowed down for Chuck's hand.

    • @DaveDablave
      @DaveDablave 6 років тому +2

      Trick question, cern keeps Chuck Norris on retainer to roundhouse kick the protons up to near light-speed.

    • @benparker2321
      @benparker2321 6 років тому +2

      This is a normie fest

  • @denysvlasenko9175
    @denysvlasenko9175 7 років тому +1

    It's surprising they need to guess. There were accidents in big accelerators where beams actually impacted on and damaged accelerator structure. Basically, the beam impacting matter heats the area it impacts on and cuts through anything, including steel. The cut is initially very narrow. With flesh, it would likely do the same - burn a narrow hole, or slice, through it, and continue damaging everything in its path for several meters.
    LHC also has the beam stop, the part where beams are intentionally dumped. It is a carbon cylinder about 1 meter wide and 7 meters long. When the entire beam hits it, it creates particle showers inside carbon, heating it to about 700 C. (Because of copious spallation, this carbon becomes radioactive, but surprisingly not by that much. You can stand beside it for many minutes and not die).

  • @RWBHere
    @RWBHere 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the lovely shaggy dog tale at the end. 🙂👍

  • @SonarWavePulse
    @SonarWavePulse 9 років тому +197

    What I got from this video:
    Girls are wet for infinity
    Thanks 60 symbols!

    • @mitchelmattera
      @mitchelmattera 9 років тому +1

      SonarWavePulse xD

    • @TheFailOrNot
      @TheFailOrNot 9 років тому +11

      They are all going for the science bewbs! xD

    • @StanleyZheng
      @StanleyZheng 6 років тому

      How'd you get that?

    • @theblackhole05
      @theblackhole05 6 років тому +3

      The females weren't astrophysicist so I'm sure they didn't know all the symbols

    • @garoad2
      @garoad2 5 років тому

      @@theblackhole05 Ooh... that one's gonna hurt the SJWs...

  • @bawbagstromash9452
    @bawbagstromash9452 10 років тому +3

    Rumour has it - this is now the preferred cooking method for McDonalds Apple Pies - the hottest portable heat source in the known universe....

  • @countolaf1920
    @countolaf1920 7 років тому +2

    Your hand will be transported to the age of the dinosaurs!

  • @igivup4815
    @igivup4815 6 років тому +1

    I would love to see the episode, "What do we know NOW that Einstein didn't know then." That would be interesting and entertaining to see how these gents respond.

  • @MGlBlaze
    @MGlBlaze 9 років тому +18

    There was actually an accident involving someone getting their head caught in a particle stream, in fact. They had a hole drilled straight through their head. They did actually survive, incredibly enough. Actually I think they are still alive today.
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

    • @TravisLackey
      @TravisLackey 9 років тому +4

      MGlBlaze I was going to bring this up myself. How none of these experts know of that story boggles the mind.

    • @Thumbsupurbum
      @Thumbsupurbum 9 років тому +5

      Wow, not only did he survive, but he got a PhD after the incident. I was hoping he turned into something like Dr. Manhattan.

    • @Ichibuns
      @Ichibuns 9 років тому +7

      MGlBlaze That beam was much much weaker than the LHC. If he almost dies from that one you would surely die from something as massive as the LHC. Proton beams are really just focused radiation.

    • @anelcor2264
      @anelcor2264 9 років тому

      Reminds me of the bite of 87' except ITS THE DRILL HAHAHA

    • @tomshraderd4915
      @tomshraderd4915 9 років тому +2

      MGlBlaze It's kind of sad, when the only thing you're known for is that you had a freak accident.

  • @iBangersAndMash
    @iBangersAndMash 7 років тому +4

    "That's like the energy of an aircraft carrier moving at 11 knots." How tf does he know that?

    • @randomrandom316
      @randomrandom316 3 роки тому

      That is exactly what I was thinking watching the video. Does he just knows a bunch of random facts? Could be, but there is a decent chance he actually worked on some project involving an aircraft carrier, that in itself would make for an interesting video if true.

    • @sauercrowder
      @sauercrowder 3 роки тому +2

      He is probably used to explaining to students examples of kinetic energy to help them understand and for every order of magnitude already knows an example

    • @kphk3428
      @kphk3428 3 роки тому

      Just like when he said "one fifth of a hair".

  • @swanbrown
    @swanbrown 8 років тому

    π is my fave. I love circles, and curves. Also, it looks like a cute little critter running around.

  • @Tinyflower1
    @Tinyflower1 7 років тому

    Finally a video about questions I have!

  • @Spandex08
    @Spandex08 10 років тому +6

    someone already put their head in a particle accelerator, not surprisingly it was a russian dude

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 5 років тому

      To be fair, it wasn't on purpose.

  • @bro9479
    @bro9479 5 років тому +3

    You would get super powers. Duh.

    • @jamescarter3196
      @jamescarter3196 5 років тому +2

      Totally, it's like superpower-steroids basically. I've got a friend who became a superhero recently called 'Saint Man'. It all started one day after an antimatter explosion at the Vatican, when he was bitten by a radioactive saint.

  • @briann10
    @briann10 3 роки тому

    I was here early 2020, love chemistry so much. Came back few weeks before 2021, love physics so much.

  • @LameGeneration91
    @LameGeneration91 8 років тому

    These are great questions.
    Thanks! :)

  • @scribejackhammar
    @scribejackhammar 8 років тому +3

    Someone stuck their head in it by accident and lived.

  • @TechKnowScope
    @TechKnowScope 8 років тому +9

    You would think at some point, someone would have seen what would happen if you poked it with a stick... it just seems like human nature.

    • @lukatukas3087
      @lukatukas3087 8 років тому

      +Tech-Know Scope Go to school m8

    • @TechKnowScope
      @TechKnowScope 8 років тому +2

      +Gvidas Danielius I'm actually working on my second degree. It has nothing to do with colliders though.

    • @lukatukas3087
      @lukatukas3087 8 років тому

      I have no clue why I wrote that, I can't see anything wrong with the comment :/

    • @TechKnowScope
      @TechKnowScope 8 років тому

      Gvidas Danielius just as well, because I don't remember what my comment pertained to either. I skimmed through the video a few times and came up with nothing.

    • @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT
      @JooJingleTHISISLEGIT 8 років тому +3

      +Tech-Know Scope
      Conclusion: You've both been in car accidents in the past week...
      Coincidence? I think not. It must have been the same one. And also it must have been coordinated by an insane roman general... ONE OF THE ONES THAT RULES THE WORLD!!!

  • @Paxmax
    @Paxmax 9 років тому

    As soon as that beam hit my hand, I'd get a irresistible urge to grunt "Hulk Smash!"

  • @philiphe7402
    @philiphe7402 10 місяців тому

    the part about Dirac not knowing bra "had other connotations" rly had me laughing😂 exactly what I was thinking when I first learnt dirac formalism

  • @MrMasterdavid
    @MrMasterdavid 7 років тому +3

    Did they use the cover of Megadeth's Album "Super Collider" for the Thumbnail?

  • @PhunkBustA
    @PhunkBustA 7 років тому +50

    Æ
    i dont think its a math symbol but i like it

    • @saboo_tage
      @saboo_tage 7 років тому +9

      move to a scandinavian country

    • @PhunkBustA
      @PhunkBustA 7 років тому

      goo.gl/YyR2pb

    • @saboo_tage
      @saboo_tage 7 років тому

      PhunkBustA I'm not clicking links

    • @PhunkBustA
      @PhunkBustA 7 років тому

      fair enough, its just a meme of cpn jack sparrow lol wish youtube would give a thumbnail aye, but without clicking the link my reply was basically just "wut"

    • @saboo_tage
      @saboo_tage 7 років тому +9

      PhunkBustA oh ok
      (for reference, what I meant was that scandinavian countries has the letters Ææ, Øø and Åå. If you like Æ, move here, we apparenly love it too

  • @brcarter1111
    @brcarter1111 7 років тому

    Apparently there was a Russian physicist named Anatoli Bugorski who was working with an early particle accelerator called the U-70 synchrotron in 1978, when a safety mechanism on the device failed and fired a 76GeV beam of protons directly through his head! Although Bugorski was not killed by the beam, he did suffer some neurological symptoms such as partial paralysis of his face and occasional seizures. This injury did not handicap him intellectually, and he even finished his PhD.

  • @lello333
    @lello333 5 років тому +1

    i feel more clever after watch this video, these people are awesome... ty to upload

  • @ApollonianKing
    @ApollonianKing 8 років тому +9

    If the sky was purple, would it weigh more?

    • @DoReMeDesign
      @DoReMeDesign 8 років тому +37

      If +ApollonianKing stopped smoking weed, would there be 2 kg more for all of us?

    • @frank65972
      @frank65972 8 років тому

      Probably

    • @HaQuase30Anos
      @HaQuase30Anos 4 роки тому +1

      Hi. I came from the future. The year is 2020 and there is a pandemic out there. Long story short, I'm bored on my 20th day of isolation, watching old videos on youtube. So here it goes: Yes it would. The sky appears to be blue during daytime because the particles in earth's atmosphere scatters shorter wavelengths (blue) much more than longer wavelengths. However, when the sun is lower in the sky, light from the sun travels a much longer distance through the atmosphere and the blues get much closer to be completely scattered, hence the more purple/red sunsets. So, if the sky was purple during daytime, we could assume light was either travelling a longer distance or encountering higher number of particles, leading us to conclude the atmosphere would be bigger or denser, thus being heavier on either case.

    • @honest_bishop5905
      @honest_bishop5905 3 роки тому

      @@HaQuase30Anos hey

  • @BrendanMX
    @BrendanMX 7 років тому +74

    Why don't we just test this with a hand made from pig meat

    • @JamesSmith-gq7ru
      @JamesSmith-gq7ru 7 років тому +72

      it would outrage the people/governments funding the billion dollar project if we did something as careless as put a piece of meat in there that could potentially destroy all of the equipment.

    • @lil_vault_boy4201
      @lil_vault_boy4201 7 років тому +12

      Unreal RNG But It's in the name of SCIENCE!

    • @PERFECTSelenaGomez
      @PERFECTSelenaGomez 7 років тому +3

      Brendan MX or with a human corpse perhaps

    • @namename9846
      @namename9846 6 років тому +12

      A flat earther would also be a great candidate

    • @hunter.1
      @hunter.1 6 років тому +2

      Name Name ahahaha

  • @quantumme9938
    @quantumme9938 9 років тому

    Mass to Light Ratio! I love it

  • @nomasan
    @nomasan 4 роки тому +1

    Every scientist when asked about something unreal
    "It won't"

  • @thecatsman
    @thecatsman 10 років тому +6

    The Greek letter Υ (u in lower case) is 'ipsilon' not 'upsilon'

    • @Theo0x89
      @Theo0x89 10 років тому +1

      A real scientist prefers the ancient pronunciation, which is "üpsilon".

    • @JumpFirstLookLater1
      @JumpFirstLookLater1 10 років тому

      pronounced ipsilon, spelt upsilon

    • @DD-ur4rc
      @DD-ur4rc 10 років тому

      It's upsilon.

    • @creamofbotulismsoup9900
      @creamofbotulismsoup9900 10 років тому

      Well to be more correct it is spelled "upsilon' but it is sometimes pronounced 'ipsilon'. Just depends on where your from really.

    • @tycho_m
      @tycho_m 10 років тому +2

      oops-ilon...

  • @youtubehandlesareridiculous
    @youtubehandlesareridiculous 10 років тому +13

    Mythbusters episode waiting to happen. Just add some c4 and bam ultimate myth.

  • @tear728
    @tear728 7 років тому

    There was actually a soviet scientist that accidentally stuck his head into an active particle accelerator that was much, much smaller than the LHC. The beam went right through his head. He lived without any brain damage surprisingly, and his colleagues thought he would surely die of radiation poisoning from ionization, but that also didn't happen.

  • @Mellowspark1
    @Mellowspark1 8 років тому +1

    We already have the Will it Blend, Crush etc.. channels. How about will it COLLIDE channel? Using the LHC to collide particles on objects we choose via the comment section on youtube. It will be a huge success!

  • @makuzitheinuk1856
    @makuzitheinuk1856 8 років тому +29

    So what about that Russian person that stuck his head in a particle accelerator.

    • @tonybparalegal
      @tonybparalegal 8 років тому +2

      +Makuzi The Inuk Yes, Anatoli Burgowski. I was wondering why they never brought him up. His face swelled up beyond recognition, lost hearing in his left ear, lost feeling in his face....Also, that much radiation was supposed to have killed him.

    • @cowboycolts
      @cowboycolts 8 років тому +4

      also the left side of his face never aged after that

    • @MrDendor
      @MrDendor 8 років тому +5

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoli_Bugorski

    • @shahabsamkan4027
      @shahabsamkan4027 4 роки тому

      He didnt stick his face in a particle accelarator intentionally, the safety mechanism failed

    • @captnodge
      @captnodge 4 роки тому

      Turned into the Hulk

  • @someonethtneverexisted
    @someonethtneverexisted 10 років тому +3

    am i the only person that noticed the thumbnail has megadeth's supercollider album art in it

  • @jaracimrdman9059
    @jaracimrdman9059 7 років тому

    Well, something similar happened accidentaly in SSSR in 1978. Google Anatoli Bugorski accident. It was a scientist checking broken part of equipment while some safety circuit failed and 76GeV proton beam passed through his head. He survived, but with serious consequences. He got deaf on one ear, half of his face remained paralyzed and he suffers epilepsy because of scarification of the brain tissue.

  • @aki3774
    @aki3774 8 років тому +1

    The probability of interaction (ionization) with the electrons of human tissue is the lower the faster the protons move. So probably very little ionization occurs. I think most of the beam just passes trough, but rare collisions with the nucleus of the hand tissue atoms probably creates some (very interesting) high energy particles that radiate away. Because the probability of an individual proton to hit a nucles is relatively small, I bet that the tissue just starts to break down evenly within the volume of the beam.

    • @cowboycolts
      @cowboycolts 8 років тому

      well some Russian guy stuck his head in one
      there was brain damage and lost in hearing in his left ear
      but strangely
      the left side of his face never aged after that

  • @OCDustin
    @OCDustin 5 років тому +13

    They’re creating infinity stones down there.
    I want one...

  • @jondoe6618
    @jondoe6618 9 років тому +3

    We're not allowed to make universes...hahahaha

  • @ryangill6989
    @ryangill6989 8 років тому +1

    I watched the whole video waiting for him to do it and then I found out I was 12 min in and had all my hopes and dreams fade out of my body.

  • @cmullinsaf
    @cmullinsaf 9 років тому

    To see these extremely smart people with a "huh" look on their face is priceless.

  • @tuplaluusto
    @tuplaluusto 7 років тому +5

    Lol the symbol question:
    Guys: "I like this symbol, it means this, does that and comes from this theory.."
    Girls: "I like the infinity symbol, it is nice :)"

  • @jazzieman9687
    @jazzieman9687 8 років тому +37

    My brain once tried to understand infinity............. it did not work out well.

    • @fizzicist7678
      @fizzicist7678 8 років тому +1

      +jazzie man For me at the moment I see it as a tool more than anything because it doesn't have much of a numerical meaning. It does help out a lot to understand how a function works as you increase numbers to decrease them down to 0.

    • @CaptianKeyz
      @CaptianKeyz 8 років тому

      +jazzie man There are ways to experience it first hand. I wouldn't say I understand it, but have seen its beauty.

    • @tyleramon8371
      @tyleramon8371 8 років тому

      The world we live in now, is infinity. We live in Infinite Infinity. O.O mind = blown.

    • @fizzicist7678
      @fizzicist7678 8 років тому +1

      Tyler Amon infinity to the power infinity to the power infinity to the power infinity....

    • @RStaRaptoR
      @RStaRaptoR 8 років тому

      +Toughen Up, Fluffy my man-sausage loves infinities!!!

  • @Petr75661
    @Petr75661 8 років тому

    Such an experiment would certainly be worthy of an Ig Nobel Prize.

  • @MrEyee2
    @MrEyee2 7 років тому +1

    0:49 - That's me trying to answer a physics question in final exams. LOL! and so a meme was born.

  • @BuckyDK
    @BuckyDK 8 років тому +18

    I really dont like how when asked a "If" question they immediatly say that it wont..
    youre scientists, understand hypothetical questions.

    • @terrmaci564
      @terrmaci564 4 роки тому +1

      McManybucks ! But when the hypothesis is silly why not say “it won’t”?

  • @stevenblack268
    @stevenblack268 7 років тому +3

    You would turn into the incredible hulk of course!

  • @MatthewSuffidy
    @MatthewSuffidy 8 років тому

    I think it is actually pretty straightforward. There is a probably a vacuum in the accelerator, and since the beam is going around so fast if you got in there without effecting the beam vacuum, the instant the edge of your hand met the beam there would be a collision. So depending on the count of particles in the beam you'd lose so much atoms in your hand, and there could be some secondary effects like sporadic high temperatures due to energy transfer in outgoing matter/radiation.

    • @MatthewSuffidy
      @MatthewSuffidy 8 років тому

      +Matthew Suffidy OK so I didn't watch it past like the first 10 seconds. It sounds like there is enough energy mass there to possibly at least cut a whole in your hand if not cook it somewhat and irradiate it.

  • @mh27409
    @mh27409 4 роки тому +2

    You wouldn't be able to, it's inside a vacuum chamber, i.e. the beam pipe. I did learn something surprising once; if you pass a 200 keV beam of protons through a thin carbon foil (about 40 atoms thick), it won't even generate a decent hydrogen spectrum. The LHC is running at 3*10^9 times more energy than the 200 keV beam I just described; and the odds of interaction goes down as the energy goes up; I would bet not much would happen from the beam itself. Now someone mentioned the synchrotron radiation being produced; that might be enough to fry your hand.