you all prolly dont give a shit but does anybody know of a trick to log back into an instagram account..? I was stupid lost the password. I would love any help you can offer me.
@Jace Dash Thanks so much for your reply. I found the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm. Takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
yeah man 7:48 we have that one in Philippines we call it aggambang kubeta which lives in Restrooms (most likely in provinces bc we dont have that in our rural areas/cities) and some also call it gagambang bahay/huntsman but the OTHER Filipino/Filipina OFTEN MISTAKENLY call it TARANTULA. (just bc of its "hairy body" tarantula's legs are THICK not THIN. Thats how u classify hunstman and tarantula) but we have 2 different gagambang bahay. The One which i said earlier, and the Orb-Weaver Spider. And we have also Gagambang Stick (Cellar Spider) because from the word itself, STICK. their legs are so thin you can accidentally remove their legs from so much thin. And also we have small
because Canadians are dangerous. here are some tips. 1, if you don't have maple syrup, bagged milk, or ketchup chips, the Canadian will not be passive, but hostile. 2, unlike bears, we hibernate in the summer, but come out occasionally. but most importantly, 3, if you think ketchup chips are bad, stay away from all Canadians. You may ask, "why should i trust you?", here's the answer. i am a Canadian. please take my advise.
“What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?” Matt: “Same thing u do when anyone bites u” Me: Slap u to the moon~ U can play among the stars~ Sorry, idk why I am like this ;-;
Top 10 things I HATE: 1: Top 10 lists 2: Peopl who cant spel correctly 3: Peopl who edit comments 4: Peopl who add an s to things that do not needs a s 5: Peopl who use the word "hate" 6: Peopl who have animals as they're pfp 7: Peopl who post comments on UA-cam 8: Peopl who use 'a' instead of 'an' when needed. A amazingly annoying thing. 9: peopl who use the wrong form of there, their or they're. 10: Peopl who contradict themselves.
Chasergaming69, why are you being racist? Just because someone ate a bat, caused the corona virus and killed thousands of people doesn’t mean every single Chinese person does. Get that outta here
The hairless animal that he said “isn’t real”, is actually a BLACK bear, found in the area where people kill its food a lot so it lost weight n lost it’s hair due to stress.
1st i am a surgeon 0:00 2nd why do i have diarrhea 1:53 3rd why is the sky blue 3:36 4th sometime when i'm lonely i stick in my 4:21 5th is it bad if your hear skips a beat 5:51
who is stuck at home because of Corona virus raise your hand:
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Edit:thank u for the likes ❤️😘and merry Christmas🎄🎅
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🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️ :(
🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♂️
Me: blue waffles are dangerous.
China: corona virus is dangerous.
*comedy*
Facts
IDEAS
Do you know what blue waffles is
@@camthejackdempsey18 yes its a disease
5:37
dang matt smith keeps the channel family-friendly
3:15 Look at the koala caption🫥 AY AY- FAMILY FRIENDLY
Me: search hairless animals and goes to google images.
Also me: *This is fine.*
because you saw yourself?
Katox Nah.
lol
Corona virus : exists, dangmattsmith : you better get that outta here
ladies and gentlemen we did it coronavirus is no more
Pretty sure you need to be making money from youtube to be able to call yourself a "UA-camr".
GET THAT OUT OF HERE-dangmattsmith 2020
Flu has killed more people than the corona virus so there really is nothing to worry about unless you already have it
ref.inboxdollar.co/Daxbrown get 25 dollars for signing up
the "ahhhhhhhh" just made me die from laughter 🤣🤣🤣
3:02
10:35
@@omegaflowey9932 3:03*
*too far*
his face tho 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cockroaches live behind refrigerators,sinks,motors,microwaves, and that's it. And major appliances.
Dangsmith: dont google these things!!!
Me: **uses internet Explorer**
www.Google.com smh
I use safari
SyL Ace fanfiction.net
bing intensifies
Depressed Scooby-Doo 🤗
8:06
I wish he saw the *"why does my husband wear panties"* 😂
@魏子掦3c 24 re
@魏子掦3c 24 er
@魏子掦3c 24 ㅤ
@魏子掦3c 24 メ
Sammmme
The "Why do I have" One said "Hair on my butt" for me😂😂🤣🤣
Bro, I was WHEEZING when he made that joke LOL🤣
No one:
Not a single soul:
Dangmattsmith: *chair 6 feet away from keyboard*
*CoRoNaVAAARuS*
Mêlon Bêrry 😂
He Is SoCiAl dIsTaNcInG
“drinking water makes you need to pee”
Jesus Christ u might as well be a doctor at this point
Gordon Ramsay every sixty seconds is a minute in africa.
why tf I see you more often than Justin Y. well maybe there’s more people that have that log in
The cat snail thing we know
@@thecatsnailthing2332 Oh my god, your a genius
The cat snail thing, is it really??
"THAT IS SOME STRAIGHT UP RASICISM IN HERE" I ALMOST DIED
9:59 this scene killed me
"If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
-dangmattsmith2020
Mouth
I almost died laughing
Wait he could mean a rooster
Cock a doodle doo!
In your what?
Nobody
Nobody at all:
Dangmattsmith: "If bed bugs live in your beds do cockroaches live in your..."
Lives in hair like ticks
Cockroaches live in your ummm ding a ling you know like 🍆
Do butterfly’s live in butter????!!!!
NO
@James Battle, III get that unholy crap out of here
The "terrified of Chinese people" result probably got removed for a problem that many people are concerned about nowadays
0:46 okay! “Me: SMACKS IPAD” **BREAKS** Me: oh n- ipad: EXPLODES Me:AHHHHHHHHHHH- NONOONONONONOONONONOONOOOO
Just stumbled to this video, did not regret.
I stumbled to this Visio aswell
Same
I regret every single day of my life
me too
@@itzslayr1435 well try doing that in front of your parents
Matt when searching them: aww that’s okay
Matt a second later: *EWWWW That’s gross!!*
Ok then
Me: hello there
you: general kenobi.
you all prolly dont give a shit but does anybody know of a trick to log back into an instagram account..?
I was stupid lost the password. I would love any help you can offer me.
@Austin Blake Instablaster ;)
@Jace Dash Thanks so much for your reply. I found the site on google and Im in the hacking process atm.
Takes a while so I will reply here later when my account password hopefully is recovered.
DangMattSmith: "I was used to poo every 4 days"
Me: "I was used to poo every day"
yeah man 7:48 we have that one in Philippines we call it aggambang kubeta which lives in Restrooms (most likely in provinces bc we dont have that in our rural areas/cities) and some also call it gagambang bahay/huntsman but the OTHER Filipino/Filipina OFTEN MISTAKENLY call it TARANTULA. (just bc of its "hairy body" tarantula's legs are THICK not THIN. Thats how u classify hunstman and tarantula) but we have 2 different gagambang bahay. The One which i said earlier, and the Orb-Weaver Spider. And we have also Gagambang Stick (Cellar Spider) because from the word itself, STICK. their legs are so thin you can accidentally remove their legs from so much thin. And also we have small
Yay finally a Filipino cause im Filipino 😁:)))) :) :)
me: chillin in the bed
me: sees the bed bugs
me also: JUMPS VERY FAST OUTTA THE BED*
Kill it
@@stephaniejamison9303 ya but it has a smell when you do
BUT THE CLOCKSPIDER
Same but I found this little bug on my bed one time but my window was open idk 😖😣😓
I am in America
Dangmattsmith: don’t search these things.
Also Dangmattsmith: *searches these things*
Lol
He was showing you what you should not google
Ok
dont steal my stolen shit bitch
wewin This Comment Is Supposed To Be Family Friendly 0-0
Matt:Searches up what a wet koala looks like
Matt:TURNS INTO A DYING ROOSTER OUT OF FEAR*🤣🤣🤣☠😭😭😂👍AMAZING
“aAaaAaAaAaaAh!!”🦅
That “what in the RACISM” got me dead
“Why”
me: *WHY DOES KACCHAN NOT EXIST*
Random but I agree
Oof-
HAHAHA LMAO
Holy shit-
Why does Inosuke not exist 🐗🐗
“If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches live in.........”
-dangmattsmith 2020
Oop
LMAO
Bruh
Family friendly guys
Cock roaches = COCK I'm totally going to jail
If bedbugs live in your bed then that means cockroach’s live in your co- 5:38 😂
DangMattSmith:”get ready to cover your eyes” Everyone:”no”
Matt: *not wearing his own Merch in the video*
Everyone: IMPOSSIBLE
XD lol ikr
He’s plugging his merchandise AND NOT WEARING IT
Eva Tilley 🙋🏾♂️
😱
Ikr
Dangmattsmith: says coronavirus
UA-cam: That's illegal
69 like lets make it to 69 comments ;-; idk people say thats a great number so why not
Ok
Let me try to make these same number of comments and like real quick with the letter “E”
E
E
completed famous quote: If bedbugs live in your bed...then do cockroaches live in your noodle.
As an Aussie. I CONFORM THAT THE WET KOALA IS NOW CALLED A DROP BEAR :3
Words of the the century, “If bed bugs live in your bed then that means cockroaches live in your-, ok nope nope we’re done here.”
Me: is half Irish ☘️
My friends: So YoU GOt BeER RUnNiN ThroUGH YeR vAiNS????
Me: 🤦♀️
Lol I'm Norwegian
I’m three fourths Vietnamese :p
I'm half Irish half African
like how we all sharing nationalities
@@terrorbeast8284 three quarters
i searched up "i am extremely" and one of the results was "i am extremely sorry for the inconvenience" lol
(Wait if bed bugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your ohhhhhhhhhhh) got me😂
About the Coronavirus: “Y’all need to get over that!” Little did he know...
HE HAS ITTTTTTTTTTTTT
a
b
cock
Hello
If you made it to the end congratulations 🍾🎊🎉
Simon Riley, hello, friend. How are you doing?
5:41 DangSmith: if bed bugs live in your bed then cockroaches live in 😱
You're co...
Couch
Ya they live in our socks 😂 ik that was not wat ya ment!😂😂😂😂😂
@@egg2825
No he ment C O C K. yea the chicken.. Just the chicken... Yea.. He.. He.. He
3:42 as somebody who is Canadian, it’s safe to say that is a bit funny LMAOO 😭
Just the way he screamed like an eagle😂 3:30
Don’t google Blue Waffle. There is just things that don’t need to be seen. I can’t unsee it😫
I said not to google it and all y’all google it
Legendary Legend i am scarred for life cuh of blue waffles
So I was curious about the blue waffle and now I've seen something that I wish I could unsee 😐😶😮😦😧😨😱
@@deborahcampbell3857 f to pay respects
Bruh moment
I'm just gunna press f for myself 'f'
0:01 "I am extremely scared of Chinese people"
Lemme guess, COVID19?
Most likely.
U are a bitch for being racist fuck u I’m Asian and chineses myself so stfu
It's not just Asians I guarantee one of every ethnicity has it thats kinda racist man.
@@nickagar835 how is it racist. They probably didn't mean to offend you no need to be rude about it.
@@nickagar835 when was I racist xD
Dang, he really caused a hurricane, tornado, and tsunami with his voice😂😂😂
6:54 had me dying laughing so hard!
Dangmattsmith: my Google search is clean
Also him: do cockroaches live in your......
The amount of times he said 'poop' in this vid had me on the ground laughing XD
Lol
😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡ysgxgdgdgggddfffdppppppppppppppppppppppllppppsftrstzgshatgzgieyzuydydgyd
@@Cyber70-y3l whats so bad
!
0:59- Nice British Accent bud
I searched “why do I have” on google and the first thing that showed up was “why do I have diarrhea” 😹
Why can’t I own a canadian?
Canadians: *Scared Canadian Noises*
Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I am terrified
because Canadians are dangerous. here are some tips. 1, if you don't have maple syrup, bagged milk, or ketchup chips, the Canadian will not be passive, but hostile. 2, unlike bears, we hibernate in the summer, but come out occasionally. but most importantly, 3, if you think ketchup chips are bad, stay away from all Canadians. You may ask, "why should i trust you?", here's the answer. i am a Canadian. please take my advise.
@@jonny6638 me a Canadian out here not liking ketchup chips
Can I get a hundred thousand subs without any vids I’m Canadian
I'm Canadian
5:38 the cockroach part killed me I died of laughter. I went around showing my whole family that part
Me too
Same
Is It BaD iF yOuR pOoP iS bLaCk?
I did it too how come I did not read your comment
I liked the flying cow
the dang google said ,me, [sometimes when im alone i] ,google, [pretend im a carrot]!!!!:] LMAS
Whenever your dog is eating grass that means throw up in the next few minutes
"If bed bugs live in your bed, do cockroaches live in your...?"
Im done with the internet 🤣
XD
XD
XD
Kill me now
#ILLUMINATIFOUND!!!!!!
I typed “Why” into google on my pc, and a search option was “why women kill” 🤭🤔🤨🧐🤣
It a TV show
Haha 😂
Umm man thanks for the nightmares
Lol
It’s a book and a show
I love the “Get that outta here”
“My search is clean”
His search:why toilet paper
Can somebody count how many times he said “Geez”😂
TheReal_ Bogey 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111110 times
Haha
TheReal_ Bogey 500000000000000000000000000000000000000
Wwe Tyler chaloner ha ha lol
Idk
i think everyone know what blue waffle is at this point😂
I didn't Exactly know and I Searched it Up😰...I Regret that!😂😭🤣
Who doesnt
Its ladys choo choo
@@caidenporter6618 choo choo
I'm dead😂😂
Lizzie Dorman
I regret looking it up...
the moment it said ''I am extremely terrified of Chinese people'' 😂
If bed bugs live in bed does that mean cockroaches OOOOOH good thing im a girl😂😂
“If bed bugs live in your bed do cockroaches live in your......ooooooooooooo”
😂😂😂😂
“What do I do if a ginger kid bites me?”
Matt: “Same thing u do when anyone bites u”
Me: Slap u to the moon~ U can play among the stars~
Sorry, idk why I am like this ;-;
Hey I got you your first like
Hey I'm with you man
Top 10 things I HATE:
1: Top 10 lists
2: Peopl who cant spel correctly
3: Peopl who edit comments
4: Peopl who add an s to things that do not needs a s
5: Peopl who use the word "hate"
6: Peopl who have animals as they're pfp
7: Peopl who post comments on UA-cam
8: Peopl who use 'a' instead of 'an' when needed. A amazingly annoying thing.
9: peopl who use the wrong form of there, their or they're.
10: Peopl who contradict themselves.
Bye da way IM GINGER SO THAT ISN’T VERY NICE MATT!!!!!!!!!
Just a turtle with internet access LEARN HOW TO SPELL!!!!!!!!!!
‘ be ready to shut your eyes!’
Me: 👁👄👁 I’m wide awake! My eyes are clearly open!
7:46 he saying is the clock spider that big. IT'S A CLOCK SPIDER!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
dangmattsmith: bed bugs arent nasty
2 seconds later: ewwwwww
Ik and when he googled hairless animals he said that exact same thing
Lucky for me I didnt look :"D
“I am *extremely terrified of chinese people* “
Chinese People: Are we a joke to you?
Welp I'm Chinese =>=
Crystal legendary wolf you are scary because you killed one of my dads friends
@Crystal legendary wolf 我也是
Yes you are a joke to me ur idiots eat bats and kill 1000’s of people you idiots
Chasergaming69, why are you being racist? Just because someone ate a bat, caused the corona virus and killed thousands of people doesn’t mean every single Chinese person does. Get that outta here
When he said is it bad if my poop is red I was laughing so hard 😂
The scream when you see the wet kola got me laughing 😂
The hairless animal that he said “isn’t real”, is actually a BLACK bear, found in the area where people kill its food a lot so it lost weight n lost it’s hair due to stress.
awww thats so sad
I know! My heart was broken
@@madalynnsepulveda1795 that's sad
art lover¿ that im mexican?
@@madalynnsepulveda1795 wut?
The clock spider is nice when you’re nice too them
Claire Q well maybe they was starving but dont kill it even if i bites you for life
Claire Q and in the UK they are harmless
What if spider thought your mean
I hate spiders. They scare me
Khoa Le then he bides you
This is my favorite part If bed bugs are living in your bed Does that mean cockroaches live in.
I did the Macarena with a homeless guy in an elevator because big bird said to and he’s my leader 😂😂😂 9:57
“What do I do if a ginger kid bites me” that got me 😂
Is nobody gonna talk about “why does my husband wear panties” 😂😂
I love your type and TikTok
For me it said why do I have so much diarrhea 🤣
2:16 the halloween whopper with the black buns,thats a work of satan
Nobody:
Not a single sole,:
DangSmith: RACISM, DISCRIMINATION, WHITE PRIVILEGE.
🍆
Soul*
Wow, Google has a lot to say about the whole poop thing😂😂
Danielle Du Plessis ok
The big bird leader was so funny
why cant i own a Canadian
me being Canadian:
*IM SCARED..*
I'm Canadian too and I'm like boiii that some messed up s*** right their
Ima Canadian too! Im scared now....
I'm with u🇨🇦
Safya Khan *scared Canadian noises*
Same
Me :reads title
Next thing I do : aight I’m bouta head out to search these things up
LOL ME TOO(I'M MESSING)🤥
SS_Scrubs haha lol a blue waffle like wtf
bro the bottom of why does my husband.. " Wears panties " 😂😂😂
Welcome back. My childhood horror legend.
“I like my waffles the way I like my smurfs”
- Gargamel 1960
Haha thought he was gonna Google it
😳
Matt: googling bedbugs
Me on my bed: Aight ima head out
on the first one, when i searched up i am it showed "i am the result of an early inventer" and that had me laughing for hours!
1:34 that is Zeiler from ghostbusters lol 😂
I looked at the thumbnail and craped my pants
Dang Matt smith : don’t google this
Nobody: ok we won’t
Everyone under 13: goes on google
yep
So true
Haha
‘If bed bugs live in your bed the coach roaches live in your….’me: whips out wallet plays the ohhhh helllllll naaaaa meme😂😂😂😂😂
Google said Why do I have bad diarrhea?😆😂
Me:OHHHHHH HECKKKKKKKK NOOOOOOO I HATEEEEEEEEEE CLOCK SPIDERS!
Matt:*same thing*
9:57
That one's my FAVORITE! IT'S SO FUNNY!!! Whoever searched that first, I LOVE YOU! Keep doing stuff like that! MAKE THAT YOUR JOB!!!
1st i am a surgeon 0:00 2nd why do i have diarrhea 1:53 3rd why is the sky blue 3:36 4th sometime when i'm lonely i stick in my 4:21 5th is it bad if your hear skips a beat 5:51
At 00:01 the fact that the 4th one says I am pregnant and I was wheezing
1:19 His reaction made me laugh out so loud my mum came in asked what I was doing, and was still laughing when I went to sleep.
ahahahah!
Haahahahahahhahah
Or1o5 fg
lmao