Michael Jordan Took It Personally

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  • @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay
    @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay 3 роки тому +23810

    Michael: *Misses a free throw*
    "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put myself on my list."

  • @exalt1470
    @exalt1470 3 роки тому +31657

    5 year old: you suck
    Michael Jordan: so twenty years later I ruined his wedding

    • @abhishekacharjee9931
      @abhishekacharjee9931 3 роки тому +1464

      A young kid: Can I get an autograph?
      Pippen: No
      Kid: And that's when I took it personally and so when I grew up I screwed up his marriage

    • @abhishekacharjee9931
      @abhishekacharjee9931 3 роки тому +60

      @Lol -Brodan_- yeah lol

    • @thomasdidymus1393
      @thomasdidymus1393 3 роки тому +31

      @Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt | HILARIOUS😂🤣

    • @ChaChaChaddio
      @ChaChaChaddio 3 роки тому +11

      😭😭

    • @JakeJonRoberts
      @JakeJonRoberts 3 роки тому +33

      Getting married at 25? ok, boomer

  • @mschanandlerbong4145
    @mschanandlerbong4145 7 місяців тому +583

    The two most dangerous words in Michael Jordan's vocabulary:
    "Okay, fine."

  • @quester6801
    @quester6801 2 роки тому +1935

    This has "you cheated me in my dream" Vibe written all over it.

    • @jchen8902
      @jchen8902 Рік тому +203

      Nah craziest thing is that Michael Jordan actually did this. He dreamed up another player saying something to him and then went to destroy him in the finals because he took offense 💀

    • @quester6801
      @quester6801 Рік тому +14

      @@jchen8902 M. J. "It iz what it iz"

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues Рік тому +65

      @J Chen apparently the "nice game, mike" line probably never happened. But MJ told his team that happened, and swore vengeance.

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 2 місяці тому

      why lol explain

  • @saneman7177
    @saneman7177 2 роки тому +9124

    Avoids eye contact with Mike…
    Jordan: That’s all I needed.
    Makes eye contact with Mike…
    Jordan: I took that personally.

    • @dachicagoan8185
      @dachicagoan8185 2 роки тому +346

      Yeah, pretty much. Damned if you do, damned if you dont

    • @multiplepassions3694
      @multiplepassions3694 2 роки тому +17

      😂😂 either way you’re getting killed

    • @sg4hire
      @sg4hire 2 роки тому +146

      *pokes eyes out*
      Jordan: Ok, fine.....

    • @ivankulola5847
      @ivankulola5847 2 роки тому +2

      👁👄👁

    • @icreatethisaccountsoicanta5790
      @icreatethisaccountsoicanta5790 2 роки тому +65

      Makes eye contact with Mike and then avoid it instantly : That's all I needed and it became personal with me

  • @doomdude69
    @doomdude69 3 роки тому +38837

    My childhood hero is a sociopath.

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Рік тому +1751

    I never realized how much of a warm personality that Mike Tyson has up until this point.

    • @jwdunnan
      @jwdunnan Рік тому +156

      If you transplanted Jordan's drive, determination, and discipline into Tyson - - Mike Tyson would've held the heavyweight championship for over a decade. In the year 2000, 13 years after he won the championship, Tyson was still only 33.

    • @yoh7605
      @yoh7605 Рік тому +31

      @@jwdunnan Tyson bad everything right. He declined only because cus died

    • @RIPdixiecarter
      @RIPdixiecarter Рік тому

      I mean Tyson was a scumbag in his prime, that was his persona.

    • @canjoestar1449
      @canjoestar1449 Рік тому +38

      fun fact mike tyson almost beat the shit out of jordan because he was dating his former waify

    • @luismoracmyk
      @luismoracmyk Рік тому +5

      @@canjoestar1449 in a street fight... I would bet Jordan could beat Tyson. Jordan feels like the man who will destroy you just to win a 5usd bet

  • @47_10
    @47_10 2 роки тому +169

    Guy: "Nice game Mike"
    MJ: "So you've chosen...death."

  • @seanrojas
    @seanrojas 3 роки тому +8052

    *MJ sees these comments about him*
    "That's all I needed."

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +154

      " *Reading all these comments about me taking all things personally, became personal with me, THATS ALL I NEEDED!* "

    • @Abbad1579
      @Abbad1579 3 роки тому +13

      🤣🤣

    • @intellect4840
      @intellect4840 2 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sixtynine4009
      @sixtynine4009 2 роки тому +8

      😳

    • @raheemallen9537
      @raheemallen9537 2 роки тому +23

      "And I took that personally."

  • @inzaneuniverse
    @inzaneuniverse 3 роки тому +17963

    Cashier : Anything else?
    Mj : That's all i needed
    Cashier : OH SH***T

    • @abdullah087
      @abdullah087 3 роки тому +192

      Needs more lieks

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 3 роки тому +131

      I like this one 😂😂

    • @rhoward0006
      @rhoward0006 3 роки тому +66

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @Panabandit
      @Panabandit 3 роки тому +25

      Lol

    • @waltoyen5414
      @waltoyen5414 3 роки тому +429

      From that point on it became personal with me. So every time i went in i would buy 127 packs of tic tacs and make them scan every single one by hand

  • @JanikAshe
    @JanikAshe 11 місяців тому +162

    "It's nothing personal, it's just business" sentence MJ never heard nor understood in his life 😂.

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 2 роки тому +452

    Michael Jordan will always be one of the greatest players, but, his grudges and his almost 'living' for revenge and vendetta is pretty damn epic too.

    • @azieldaly2965
      @azieldaly2965 Рік тому +87

      "One of the greatest players" he won't like that.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle Рік тому

      @user-jl5yd9qw9f OK, Chiraq survivor.

    • @OrvilleScott
      @OrvilleScott Рік тому +21

      Consider the possibility that MJ just might be extremely insecure and has a revenge mentality. Even though he was able to become a GOAT, his way of thinking is something most men would shame as, "Oh, you're just being petty," or, "Oh, you just being emotional," if a completely different person had this same mindset.

    • @icreatedachanneltocommentthisb
      @icreatedachanneltocommentthisb Рік тому +6

      @@OrvilleScott tbf he backs it up tho hes just an insane madman who was a menace on the court lol

    • @pjackson116
      @pjackson116 Рік тому

      I love revenge!!

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 2 роки тому +15392

    Michael Jordan: When my mother gave birth to me, I took that personally. She didn't want me to be a part of her body anymore? Okay. That's fine. I'll prove I don't need her.

  • @zdrak2
    @zdrak2 2 роки тому +13327

    Michael Jordan is actually a very reasonable and laid back guy, as long as you don't interact with him in any way

    • @mansandem
      @mansandem 2 роки тому +107

      😆

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 2 роки тому +127

      Jesus 🤣

    • @tito16ism
      @tito16ism 2 роки тому +1821

      "You don't wanna interact with me? Okay fine, that's all i needed."

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 2 роки тому +152

      @@tito16ism Again, Jesus!

    • @tito16ism
      @tito16ism 2 роки тому +615

      @@IronMan-tk8uc “ you think Jesus is better than me? Thats all i needed”

  • @mikeroagreschen5350
    @mikeroagreschen5350 Рік тому +30

    "Nice game, Mike."
    [Jordan takes is personally]
    "Tough outing, Mike."
    [Jordan takes it personally]
    "Hello, Mr. Jordan."
    [Jordan takes it personally]
    [Breathes]
    [Jordan takes it personally]

  • @samwickliffe1040
    @samwickliffe1040 Рік тому +70

    When Michael Jordan says the phrase “Okay Fine” that means he’s dropping 40+ on somebodies head 😂

  • @craigmckenzie4967
    @craigmckenzie4967 2 роки тому +13543

    “Talk about your son’s first words.”
    MJ: “Oh, man. When my son said “mama” for the first time, it affected me. Just knowing that he said her name first, that was all I needed. Ok, fine. You think she’s a good parent? Imma show you that she’s not.”

    • @stevenlucas6029
      @stevenlucas6029 2 роки тому +666

      You could say he took it personal.

    • @renzl1540
      @renzl1540 2 роки тому +715

      MJ: "And you know what's disappointing? I raised him alone, like literally ALONE. I divorced his mother after right when he was born. He has never seen any woman in his entire life. "Mama" was his first word? *pfffft* Ok fine, so that's what you want. And that was the moment-
      Reporter: You took it personally?
      MJ: No, I changed my name to *MAMA JORDAN*

    • @zealousjay1993
      @zealousjay1993 2 роки тому +81

      @@renzl1540 bruuhh

    • @tomgutzna8122
      @tomgutzna8122 2 роки тому +99

      Plot twist: MJ's son we're talking about here is Jimmy Butler.

    • @Nukaze
      @Nukaze 2 роки тому +19

      Jesus christ lol

  • @deeonmxrs
    @deeonmxrs 3 роки тому +12604

    Lesson learned: Don't interact with Michael Jordan. Ever.

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +788

      I took that personally, this is all I needed!

    • @marcoveroni3811
      @marcoveroni3811 3 роки тому +772

      so this is how you are gonna play it? ok fine then

    • @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan
      @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan 3 роки тому +343

      Get ready for him to drop 60 on you

    • @parkerwood2395
      @parkerwood2395 3 роки тому +415

      That’s what George Karl did and MJ took it personally

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 3 роки тому +405

      If you don't interact with Michael Jordan, he'll take it personally. You'll be on the list

  • @otis6791
    @otis6791 2 роки тому +296

    One of the very few who could actually back up the talk, especially in the highest pressure situations. His ability to thrive in adversity and his survival mentality was second to none. I miss watching him so badly.

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 11 місяців тому

      Tell me again how successful Jordan was as owner of the Hornets

    • @otis6791
      @otis6791 11 місяців тому +10

      @@yehmustafa2959 I only watched him play. I'm so glad I was able to live through his whole playing era, and actually experience it as it all happened. I couldn't care less about his ownership of a team or management ability.

    • @SmokeDog1871
      @SmokeDog1871 4 місяці тому +2

      @@yehmustafa2959 Nobody cares

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 4 місяці тому

      @@SmokeDog1871 You know why nobody cares? Because he wrecked the franchise and it has such small fanbase. When Cuban bought the Mavericks, it was a joke of a franchise with small fanbase - and nobody cared.

    • @feelcollins4358
      @feelcollins4358 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@yehmustafa2959 MJ is a basketball player, they were clearly talking about him in relation to being a basketball player. You suddenly bringing up ownership as if that's relevant, talk about Cuban who's a businessman playing in the NBA and I'll have a laugh with you lol

  • @Calvin1985
    @Calvin1985 8 місяців тому +26

    Bose: “Noise cancelling headphones”
    The kid behind me on the train: “Ok fine, imma show you why they’re not.”

    • @luc0007
      @luc0007 3 місяці тому

      😅😂

    • @ongbak7554
      @ongbak7554 14 днів тому

      LOLOLOLOO TOOK ME A SECOND TO GET IT

  • @BroncoKnight34
    @BroncoKnight34 3 роки тому +7569

    *random player takes the last red gatorade*
    “That’s when I took it personally.”

  • @idk5916
    @idk5916 3 роки тому +3586

    Bradford Smith: Nice game
    Jordan: So you have chosen death?

    • @asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94
      @asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 3 роки тому +77

      D D yes he's a kinda of psycho

    • @torizo8763
      @torizo8763 3 роки тому +2

      @@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 pakyu

    • @goldia2815
      @goldia2815 3 роки тому +30

      @@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 I don't see that as him being a psycho. I see that as his obsession to better than everybody else. Kobe had the same obsession.

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +32

      Can you imagine what would’ve happened if he had said “you didn’t play a very good game Mike?” He would’ve literally murdered him.

    • @usuck1883
      @usuck1883 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha 50pts

  • @123abcdef3
    @123abcdef3 Рік тому +99

    "I'm not saying he wasn't deserving, I'm just saying that fueled the fire in me." 🤣😂 Hysterical! He's truly an original. The GOAT!

  • @GreenEnvy.
    @GreenEnvy. Місяць тому +5

    "It's just basketball." -Lebron James

  • @Cola5
    @Cola5 3 роки тому +5457

    Neighbors dog poops in MJ’s yard, “I took a fence to that”

    • @Acc-nt5dp
      @Acc-nt5dp 3 роки тому +123

      This comment made my day.

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 роки тому +90

      People sleeping on this comment😂💯

    • @maybejourdan1766
      @maybejourdan1766 3 роки тому +44

      So underated🤣😂😂😂

    • @yhideit4427
      @yhideit4427 3 роки тому +26

      Hilarious. !......made me spit out my coffee when I read it....LMFAO !

    • @jay1live422
      @jay1live422 3 роки тому +16

      I’m dead!!!!

  • @LOWKEYNERO
    @LOWKEYNERO 2 роки тому +6633

    *someone, interacts with Jordan*
    MJ: That's when I took it personally
    *someone, doesn't interact with Jordan*
    Also MJ: Okay fine, you gonna play it like that? That's all I needed.

    • @packergeek10
      @packergeek10 2 роки тому +273

      You won't win. HE WON'T LET YOU. Even if you don't even know he's competing with you.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 роки тому +14

      LOL

    • @purplenoise7112
      @purplenoise7112 2 роки тому +97

      MJ: "You taking my quotes? Ok fine, no problem"

    • @jboyce007
      @jboyce007 2 роки тому +28

      @King1Nero You wrote a comment like that? Ok, fine. Now you're on my list

    • @NicoBlack69
      @NicoBlack69 2 роки тому +6

      Do like Magic do, laugh it off.

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify 11 місяців тому +9

    I never heard MJ drop an F bomb until today. Wow.

  • @jackkitchen737
    @jackkitchen737 2 роки тому +292

    This is a big part of why he's the greatest. Take everything personally. Take it out on the competition. Find new challenges. Every day.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому

      I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear jack

    • @Delightfully_Bitchy
      @Delightfully_Bitchy 2 роки тому

      That's a great way to burn out, develop a mental illness, and deliver a bitter award acceptance speech.

    • @vivvpprof
      @vivvpprof Рік тому +10

      This is a big part of why people end up in psych wards, paranoid or obsessed.

    • @reymondlopez7468
      @reymondlopez7468 Рік тому +4

      Funny thing, when the other team didn’t give him any reason to get mas, he would make some shit up!

    • @StudM01
      @StudM01 Рік тому +1

      Great competitive advice.
      Marriage advice, not as much.
      If anyone wants to try it and prove me wrong, I'm collecting data.

  • @bootywarrior1975
    @bootywarrior1975 2 роки тому +5268

    *Michael accidentally falls*
    Mj: That's all i needed.....i put gravity on my list

  • @XSwordStoneX
    @XSwordStoneX 3 роки тому +2397

    UA-cam only now suggested this.
    I took it personally

    • @ObamaFromKenya
      @ObamaFromKenya 3 роки тому +30

      XSwordStoneX UA-cam search algorithm, you’re on my list now.

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +15

      UA-cam: There ya go.
      XSwordStoneX: On, that’s how you’re gonna play it, huh? Okay.

    • @Legendary_god2002
      @Legendary_god2002 3 роки тому +2

      @@JD37 so now you going to bust his ass and drop sixty on UA-cam

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 3 роки тому +5

      UA-cam never suggested this to me....and it became personal.

  • @marcoslaureano5562
    @marcoslaureano5562 2 роки тому +8

    If "aight bet" were a person.....

  • @DizaztaGaming
    @DizaztaGaming Рік тому +18

    Michael Jordan rlly out here sounding like a supervillain

  • @bastivanrihjn7644
    @bastivanrihjn7644 3 роки тому +4959

    Random basketball player breathes some of the oxygen in the facility.
    MJ:”Okay,that’s how you gonna play it”

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +164

      I see you breathing in. From now on, you’re on my list.

    • @bastivanrihjn7644
      @bastivanrihjn7644 3 роки тому +15

      The Ghost Writer 🤣🤣🤣🙌✌🏼

    • @blackburn2804
      @blackburn2804 3 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂

    • @215Legend
      @215Legend 3 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wizdomtrust1596
      @wizdomtrust1596 3 роки тому +2

      666th like fresh into Halloween ooooooo lol

  • @MrHeLlSrOgUe
    @MrHeLlSrOgUe 3 роки тому +5619

    Imagine if Twitter was around back then this man would take everything personal

    • @velli4800
      @velli4800 3 роки тому +837

      Thank god it wasn’t that fucking psychopath woulda averaged 70 ppg.

    • @lolhahah21
      @lolhahah21 3 роки тому +412

      @@velli4800 Lol I love MJ and so you saying fucking psychopath,... I took offense to that.
      But since you said the truth about him averaging 70 ppg... I stopped taking it personally.

    • @hunterblacc4336
      @hunterblacc4336 3 роки тому +250

      @@lolhahah21 once you take it personally it’s always personal.
      And so I took offense to that and took it personally from that day on.

    • @lolhahah21
      @lolhahah21 3 роки тому +9

      @@hunterblacc4336 loll

    • @weeg17
      @weeg17 3 роки тому +140

      He would track down every single user that shit talks him lol

  • @terencebryson1990
    @terencebryson1990 2 місяці тому +13

    That’s all I needed and “it became personal to me “.

  • @arbstrakzak
    @arbstrakzak Рік тому +30

    When you're at the level and consistently only rivalling yourself, you have no choice but to create a game within the game and find new methods of motivating yourself. This was his way of doing that.

  • @fulviopontarollo2952
    @fulviopontarollo2952 3 роки тому +3667

    I don’t know about you guys, but every time I hear him say
    *“Okay, fine”*
    I get more and more the impression that that was actually NOT fine with him at all

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +63

      *MJ did not take this personally? I thought thats all he needed!*

    • @TechnicalHotDog
      @TechnicalHotDog 2 роки тому +18

      It's like Ross: "I'm fiiiiiineeeee"

    • @NelkeRobert
      @NelkeRobert 2 роки тому +35

      It's even scarier than a girlfriend telling you that she's "fine"

    • @Dantex60
      @Dantex60 2 роки тому +16

      Michael Jordan is Female: Confirmed

    • @BrownNDicker
      @BrownNDicker 2 роки тому +3

      🤣

  • @stefanogasasira9406
    @stefanogasasira9406 3 роки тому +12917

    it’s a different level of competition with him, i’m glad this dude found basketball because he was gonna mess up a lot of people’s lives in the real world😂

    • @mragunathan1627
      @mragunathan1627 2 роки тому +1285

      I agree if he had gone into the hood life he'd have become like escobar or something lol

    • @TruthTe11er
      @TruthTe11er 2 роки тому +152

      @@mragunathan1627 More likely is boxer.

    • @phillipgillespie6098
      @phillipgillespie6098 2 роки тому +242

      Lmfao! What you talking about? Hahaha 10 15 years from now a new documentary will come out and it’ll be about all the dudes MJ psychologically fucked in the NBA and how they never recovered and lick windows.

    • @albericetzel9136
      @albericetzel9136 2 роки тому +58

      @@mragunathan1627 Or a serial killer.

    • @Chessbox09
      @Chessbox09 2 роки тому +538

      If he was born in a past era he’d probably be like Napoleon or Genghis Khan

  • @tjforprezident7618
    @tjforprezident7618 8 місяців тому +14

    “I ordered domino’s and the kid brings me a cheese pizza when I ordered pepperoni. Okay. Fine. But from that point on, he’s been on my list.”
    -Michael Jordan

  • @Simouno
    @Simouno Рік тому +17

    Opponent: *Breathe*
    MJ: "At that point, it became personal to me"

  • @asslover1513
    @asslover1513 2 роки тому +5634

    Thank god this man enjoyed basketball or else we couldve got a documentary of him for a very different reason

    • @Jackholiday1025
      @Jackholiday1025 2 роки тому +39

      What the hell do you mean?

    • @Atlas-Heisenberg_756
      @Atlas-Heisenberg_756 2 роки тому +2

      @@Jackholiday1025 He could've been a serial killer

    • @paulyC
      @paulyC 2 роки тому

      @@Jackholiday1025 he'd probably be a serial killer or rapist.

    • @slimy6316
      @slimy6316 2 роки тому +1184

      @@Jackholiday1025 "you wanted to take the last Chicken in the store? Alright fine, that's all i needed"

    • @joshmuz9018
      @joshmuz9018 2 роки тому +283

      @@Jackholiday1025 as in Bundy type doco

  • @chpman2013
    @chpman2013 3 роки тому +3136

    I share my birthday with him...and, somehow, I got the feeling he's gonna take it personally and show me that I don't.

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 2 роки тому +395

      You had a birthday party? On MY birthday? Okay fine. Thats all i need.

    • @nahova3167
      @nahova3167 2 роки тому +40

      @@faizans4537 😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 роки тому +16

      LMFAO

    • @anitacraddock9954
      @anitacraddock9954 2 роки тому +18

      To be an Aquarius.......

    • @dachicagoan8185
      @dachicagoan8185 2 роки тому +22

      My birthday is 2 days after MJ's. But as a kid and during the bulls dynasty, I lied several times and said mine was on the 17th. Pizza and cake in honor of MJ lol.

  • @tkell31
    @tkell31 Рік тому +21

    I'm scared to leave a comment. Might be all he needs.

  • @ohcaptainmycaptain130
    @ohcaptainmycaptain130 2 роки тому +80

    This documentary itself is a masterpiece indeed. If you guys need motivations in your life now, watch it.

    • @GlazeonthewickeR
      @GlazeonthewickeR Рік тому +6

      Motivation to live a modest life, maybe.

    • @dixidum2380
      @dixidum2380 11 місяців тому +4

      @@GlazeonthewickeR That's the best life.

  • @siddiqahmad5193
    @siddiqahmad5193 3 роки тому +1652

    "He played for another team... that's all I needed"

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +82

      I know, right? How dare there be other teams. It’s like they’re building a league or something. That’s it. The whole league has made the list.

    • @superduperm1
      @superduperm1 3 роки тому +5

      @@JD37 My sides 🤣

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 3 роки тому +5

      But don't forget the people on the same team. They're on the list too.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 роки тому +3

      Remember how he treated his own teammates?

    • @Punicia
      @Punicia 2 роки тому +1

      "He breathed air... that's all I needed"

  • @rabidlenny7221
    @rabidlenny7221 2 роки тому +6529

    Michael is like your girl when you ask “we good?”
    “It’s fine. No worries, No problem. It’s cool.”

    • @NoobieSnake
      @NoobieSnake 2 роки тому +501

      “And from that point on, it became personal with me. That’s all I needed”

    • @rabidlenny7221
      @rabidlenny7221 2 роки тому +92

      @@NoobieSnake “no problem”

    • @daffawaffa
      @daffawaffa 2 роки тому +242

      "I just think it's funny how" *drops 30 on your ass*

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 роки тому +60

      You're on his list now.

    • @DIMP11
      @DIMP11 2 роки тому +33

      in reality, we NOT good at all.

  • @justinwoodford6698
    @justinwoodford6698 2 роки тому +50

    One time a kid in a wheelchair got on the roller coaster before me. That's all it took. From that day on he was on my list.

  • @paulvicich1812
    @paulvicich1812 Рік тому +41

    MJ found a way to motivate himself to meet every challenge and to outperform opponents with a will to win that is unmatched by anyone who ever played!!! GOAT!

  • @albertvillela1602
    @albertvillela1602 3 роки тому +1564

    The Sun: *Rises*
    MJ: That’s all I needed
    The Sun: ...............

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 3 роки тому +21

      Shut up about the sun!

    • @zamasu9396
      @zamasu9396 3 роки тому +27

      @@OvSpP The sun was out today and It was beautiful. ☺️💪🏾

    • @FlawsReal
      @FlawsReal 3 роки тому +19

      @@zamasu9396 oh so thats how u wanna play it?

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 3 роки тому +2

      😂😁🤣😆😄😂😄😆🖖🤣

    • @sg4hire
      @sg4hire 3 роки тому +12

      *sun sets in fear*

  • @chrisrhinehart45
    @chrisrhinehart45 3 роки тому +1715

    Jordan wakes up
    Oh I'm alive
    I took that personally

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +59

      Oh, that’s how you’re gonna do it, life itself? Okay.

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 роки тому +25

      @@JD37 And from that point on I tried to make my day as bad as possible, everyday I wouldn't brush my teeth, shower and be mean to random strangers on the sidewalk just so I can find a way to die.

    • @chrisrhinehart45
      @chrisrhinehart45 3 роки тому

      @Goddamn 47 😂😂

    • @michaeldavis1879
      @michaeldavis1879 3 роки тому +8

      *Alarm clock goes off, waking MJ up in the morning*
      MJ: Okay, fine. That's how you want to play that. You're on my list, alarm clock.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 2 роки тому +3

      @@michaeldavis1879
      MJ proceeds to master the art of waking up 10 seconds before the alarm clock.

  • @frankiefrankie937
    @frankiefrankie937 2 роки тому +39

    His obsession for greatness is inspiring.

  • @chickfilaluvverrrr1773
    @chickfilaluvverrrr1773 Рік тому +34

    "from that point on hes been on my list"
    "im supposed to kill this guy, im supposed to dominate this guy, and i did."
    the fear this man inflicts is insane

  • @joeyr1697
    @joeyr1697 3 роки тому +2822

    I can’t imagine someone fucking up his order at a restaurant🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 3 роки тому +182

      You wanna mess up my order ok fine that’s all I needed

    • @therealjai260
      @therealjai260 3 роки тому +94

      “You wanna mess up my order fine no problem, that’s all I needed and it became personal with me”😂🤣

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 3 роки тому +7

      @@therealjai260 😂😂😂😂💯🔥💯

    • @squared2178
      @squared2178 3 роки тому +57

      @Aaron Daneils
      And then he proceeds to be employee of the month.

    • @saramedina2910
      @saramedina2910 3 роки тому +4

      It’s not what he needed

  • @DoubleDworth
    @DoubleDworth 2 роки тому +6130

    Bro I’m literally crying laughing at the “nice game mike” story

    • @Lex-pg5cc
      @Lex-pg5cc 2 роки тому +872

      Best part is he never even said “nice game mike”. Jordan just made that up for extra motivation

    • @RDwatchYTtoo
      @RDwatchYTtoo 2 роки тому +650

      @@Lex-pg5cc that's when I realized MJ was crazy lmao

    • @spagetti001
      @spagetti001 2 роки тому +93

      haha, what a story mark

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 2 роки тому +135

      @@RDwatchYTtoo Not crazy, motivated. People like MJ are forged in fire, you tell them they can't and they will do the impossible because that is the only way how they know to deal with disapproval, they will do anything to become better and that is a painful but rare talent.

    • @packergeek10
      @packergeek10 2 роки тому +37

      @@Lex-pg5cc LOL so true. Michael makes things up. Guy probably never said that. But Michael was desperate for anybody to light that fuse.

  • @Megadeadpeople
    @Megadeadpeople Рік тому +19

    It’s wild how physically(besides his hand size), he wasn’t overwhelmingly dominant. It was his mindset and work ethic that made him.

    • @lukeh5521
      @lukeh5521 3 дні тому

      Dude had a 4 foot vertical

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 Рік тому +19

    The moral of the story:
    Always take everything personally.

  • @qualityquotes229
    @qualityquotes229 2 роки тому +3265

    “I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.”
    ― Michael Jordan

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +6

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear q

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Рік тому +47

      @@AxxLAfriku Give it a rest bro, come on. It’s been too many years of this shit.

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 Рік тому +8

      Micheal Jordan: Ok fine...
      Me: oh shit he's going god mode.
      Man, he's has like the scariest "Ok fine" ever.

    • @andymancan_
      @andymancan_ Рік тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku ?

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 11 місяців тому

      Never took the Hornets anywhere

  • @Falcons15176
    @Falcons15176 2 роки тому +9086

    I love mj but there’s no denying that he’s batshit crazy

    • @emmanuel_futughe
      @emmanuel_futughe 2 роки тому +202

      He's also a billionaire, so...🤷

    • @MrToaster1123
      @MrToaster1123 2 роки тому +984

      100%.
      kinda makes you realize that all super successful people have one thing in common, willing to do what others won’t. Definition of insane. These people do not think like the average person.

    • @apoorvsingh3395
      @apoorvsingh3395 2 роки тому +107

      @@MrToaster1123 I like mj like I don't hate him either it's just like this guy is competitive on a whole another level if you look from a tactical standpoint this guy would be hearing other players talking highly of themselves and he's hearing them be like : that's all I needed , so that motivation to play and dominate the game and even came back from retirement 3 times still shows that how much fire he has I'm calling it Michael always spends his day in a nearby court with a basket and ball 🏀

    • @almy623
      @almy623 2 роки тому +59

      that's all i needed

    • @vivaandua649
      @vivaandua649 2 роки тому +134

      @@MrToaster1123 Nah bro that's a different kind of insane, Michael is the Mexican Cartel type of insane with less violence OFC

  • @sumbody694
    @sumbody694 2 роки тому +118

    This is why I respect this man so much, he doesn't want to get you right away and beat you up. He is gonna put you on a list and get your ass years later when you are not expecting it. Maybe when you are having a particularly good day everythings going right and then whoops your house burnt down.

    • @laboot7447
      @laboot7447 2 роки тому +2

      So much respect ruining someone over something petty, sure, I guess the cops should shoot someone because they stole a snickers bar

    • @parlinmains
      @parlinmains 2 роки тому +24

      He's a stone-cold killer.

    • @petergunn3614
      @petergunn3614 2 роки тому +6

      So we all have Bryon Russell to thank for pulling MJ back into the NBA?!?! LOL

  • @rauflawal7869
    @rauflawal7869 Місяць тому +5

    “That’s all I needed.” Lmaooo

  • @umulisak2491
    @umulisak2491 3 роки тому +4000

    I'm not first ?
    Okay fine
    That's all I needed

  • @siddiqahmad5193
    @siddiqahmad5193 3 роки тому +1211

    "He didn't wear Jordan's... I took it personally"

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 роки тому +12

      HE

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 роки тому +8

      Nice comment though😂😂

    • @dannymoe9028
      @dannymoe9028 3 роки тому +3

      Weak

    • @siddiqahmad5193
      @siddiqahmad5193 3 роки тому +4

      @@dannymoe9028 28 and counting... get tha' balzac

    • @tacomadavis2005
      @tacomadavis2005 3 роки тому +3

      This actually happened...shad moss aka Lil bow story check it out...www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/11/michael-jordan-threw-away-lil-bow-wow-allen-iverson-shoes

  • @RichThriftsLife
    @RichThriftsLife 2 місяці тому +3

    I aspire to be Micheal Jordan level of petty

  • @pedromalavota6178
    @pedromalavota6178 3 роки тому +2381

    When you realize Michael Jordan is one death note away from becoming Kira

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +68

      Okay, fine, thats all i needed, *SAKUJO!*

    • @_tony_masters
      @_tony_masters 3 роки тому +10

      LMAO

    • @user-iy1wh1cj7x
      @user-iy1wh1cj7x 3 роки тому +7

      lmao

    • @ojasdighe991
      @ojasdighe991 2 роки тому +13

      Aren't we all?

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 2 роки тому +45

      Light was a perfectly normal dude before he got the note. It changed him. I could only imagine what would happen with Mike.

  • @christopherg7577
    @christopherg7577 2 роки тому +768

    "Okay, fine. No problem." Gets me every time. Lmao.

    • @jeffghant4760
      @jeffghant4760 11 місяців тому +68

      Funny because for him it wasn't okay and was definitely a problem 😂

    • @fearlesstay
      @fearlesstay 7 місяців тому +6

      @@jeffghant4760😭😭im dying

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep 4 місяці тому +2

      It was definitely a problem... which he took personally

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 2 місяці тому +1

      bro looks like he's about to start crying lmao

    • @killx5013
      @killx5013 2 місяці тому

      ​@@highdefinition450 Nah hes just taking it personally + hes just old so thats why he looks like that

  • @EddieTheGentleman
    @EddieTheGentleman Рік тому +90

    This never gets old... MJ the G. O. A. T.

  • @DesertEagle101
    @DesertEagle101 Рік тому +4

    Absolutely love this. Taking this energy with me into work (channelled appropriately of course 😅😅)

  • @Sasha-ce6lq
    @Sasha-ce6lq 3 роки тому +1820

    "From that point he's been on my list"
    WHAT LIST MICHAEL?!
    1:03

    • @kinginblack3321
      @kinginblack3321 3 роки тому +433

      Don't let him hear you ask that...that'd be all he needed

    • @Sasha-ce6lq
      @Sasha-ce6lq 3 роки тому +161

      @@kinginblack3321 *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 3 роки тому +150

      I’m just glad he’s good at basketball. I’m afraid homie might’ve been a murderer had he not been 😭

    • @noonewilleverknowme7170
      @noonewilleverknowme7170 3 роки тому +29

      @@adb8003 *cough* OJ SIMPSON *cough*

    • @FDReborn
      @FDReborn 3 роки тому +13

      The List Of Jordan

  • @jobama9909
    @jobama9909 2 роки тому +3101

    Never forget, michael entered a finals game where he imagined a star player from the opposing team badmouthed his mother, just to have extra motivation

    • @JohnFoxx108
      @JohnFoxx108 2 роки тому +157

      Like The Waterboy lmao

    • @ColombianoSuperior
      @ColombianoSuperior 2 роки тому +246

      Wow, thats another level of competitiveness.

    • @landoakechi9406
      @landoakechi9406 2 роки тому +671

      He literally played mindgames with himself😂

    • @jingxuanzheng5978
      @jingxuanzheng5978 2 роки тому +389

      It's like your girl mad at you because she had a bad dream about you

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 2 роки тому +98

      I mean, that had always been what drove him, not just hatred for others or love for the game, he defined himself by his ability to dominate others because it was the only way he knew to prove himself to others and to himself, everyone knew he had deep seeded approval issues as a result of an abusive father. When you are told that you are nothing and that you won't become anything, when your self worth is tested every day and you are never good enough, you learn to win to survive, and old habits die hard.

  • @jakegargiulo5101
    @jakegargiulo5101 2 місяці тому +3

    "But from that point on, he's been on my list"

  • @mangekyosharingan2680
    @mangekyosharingan2680 2 роки тому +31

    I come here every once in a while to remind myself that Mike took it personally

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 2 роки тому +3399

    This man has to be the most competitive person in sports history.

  • @coldcreative4601
    @coldcreative4601 3 роки тому +523

    As soon as my child came into this world he was crying when he looked at me. I said ok. You wanna be sad, that's fine...

    • @saz19s8
      @saz19s8 3 роки тому +69

      Did you take it personally? Was that all you needed?

    • @troysousa-semper7430
      @troysousa-semper7430 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 роки тому +20

      *And from that point on, I made sure that the devil shut his evil power down so that my son can have the best life ever*

  • @alicanmutlu7193
    @alicanmutlu7193 3 місяці тому +3

    Everyone in the comments making jokes, but I miss this psycho mentality so much in the athletes of today. Kobe, TB12 all had this mentality which I dearly miss. Thank you mike.

    • @araw540
      @araw540 3 місяці тому +2

      You're not truly great unless you got that killer instinct and passion and unyielding drive to kill your opponent something all those men share.

  • @Frerardoverdosed
    @Frerardoverdosed 2 місяці тому +3

    Michael's high school friend: "You won't have your own shoe brand"
    MJ: "aight bet"

  • @pantzdollars7853
    @pantzdollars7853 3 роки тому +854

    "When I was a kid, I learned about Newton's Law Of Gravity. I took offense to that."

    • @Aestheticedits_509
      @Aestheticedits_509 3 роки тому +18

      underated comment lmfao

    • @nonce6382
      @nonce6382 3 роки тому +73

      you think gravity exist? okay fine i’m gonna show you that it doesn’t

    • @abhinavkrishnan9305
      @abhinavkrishnan9305 3 роки тому +12

      *Goes to space

    • @narrow3601
      @narrow3601 2 роки тому +9

      @@abhinavkrishnan9305 and that’s how space jam was invented

    • @terrencemack1825
      @terrencemack1825 2 роки тому +2

      Yall killed this comment section

  • @goozer326
    @goozer326 3 роки тому +192

    *MJ is writing on his list and the paper breaks*
    "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put my list on the list."

  • @rodelajoseph8446
    @rodelajoseph8446 Рік тому +12

    Looking up to him my whole life.
    I hope he’s going to be okay. He’s been signaling his brothers for a couple weeks now.
    You are always the MVP in my book. Mr. Jordan 🤟

  • @123abcdef3
    @123abcdef3 Рік тому +11

    Is there anything more unsettling yet hilarious than MJ saying "Okay, fine"😂. Thank God he devoted his energy to basketball

  • @JD37
    @JD37 3 роки тому +681

    Jordan took life personally.

    • @killadjango6995
      @killadjango6995 3 роки тому +14

      fax bro!! as we all should!!! the moment you do, ur life will change positively forever (as long as it's something legal)!! u can bet ur life!❤💯

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 роки тому +2

      @Bum Mordecai
      It certainly gave him an edge. I think that he’s the greatest because he made so many jump shots and more importantly WHEN he made them.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 3 роки тому +5

      @@killadjango6995 Humilty in my opinion is better than taking everything personally

    • @dudefrombelgium
      @dudefrombelgium 3 роки тому +1

      @@fuziontonygaming True but he takes the game personally and in a competitive sport this does give an edge

    • @keepthefaith9805
      @keepthefaith9805 3 роки тому +3

      that’s how it should be. Your life is the most important.

  • @alexandrodisla6285
    @alexandrodisla6285 3 роки тому +5498

    To be the first to comment. Ok fine. I took offense to that. It becomes personal to me. From that point one, you guys are on my list.

    • @ayushguruswamy6383
      @ayushguruswamy6383 3 роки тому +24

      alexandro disla post this is the mj edition of saying first

    • @GHPGHP-mm4gf
      @GHPGHP-mm4gf 3 роки тому +19

      Genius

    • @adamkerdi5076
      @adamkerdi5076 3 роки тому +62

      You commenting first i took offense to that it became personal with me

    • @ChristopherX30
      @ChristopherX30 3 роки тому +8

      @@adamkerdi5076 😂😂😂

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 3 роки тому +20

      Please don’t drop 60 on us 😔

  • @donnelladams8362
    @donnelladams8362 2 роки тому +10

    This is what made Mike great, when he took things personally it meant hell for his opponents.

  • @Mikeaj-un6mf
    @Mikeaj-un6mf Рік тому +5

    0:31 Jokic to Embiid this year

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 3 роки тому +755

    Internet: makes MJ meme
    MJ: “and I took that personally”

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +29

      *Okay fine* ,you made a meme of me, *Thats all i needed!*

    • @tonijelecevic9238
      @tonijelecevic9238 2 роки тому +4

      *insert cryingJordan. Jpg*

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 роки тому +728

    Is there anything more terrifying than Michael Jordan saying “Okay, fine”?

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 роки тому +54

      Two options:
      - *It became personal with me*
      - *That's all I needed!*

    • @Dravis1995
      @Dravis1995 3 роки тому +27

      @@MainMite06 - So that's how you're gonna play it.
      - From that point on he's been on my list.
      - That fueled a fire in me.

    • @Leege13
      @Leege13 2 роки тому +3

      Nah fam

    • @BigMike_RTTV
      @BigMike_RTTV 2 роки тому +11

      If Michael Jordan didn’t play basketball he’d be a serial killer that would get you without you even knowing what you did for him to wanna get you 😂

    • @lgd1974
      @lgd1974 2 роки тому

      Angela Simpson

  • @LinkRocks
    @LinkRocks Рік тому +20

    When the game becomes easy for you you need to find something, anything to motivate you, Mike took it next level. 😂😂😂

  • @anonymousanonymous3707
    @anonymousanonymous3707 Рік тому +13

    He came over congratulated me on all of my achievements told me how great I am ... That's all I needed and now it became personal 😂😂

  • @alexdelarge703
    @alexdelarge703 3 роки тому +846

    New player joins the Bulls
    Owner: What number do you want to be, kid?
    Player: Number 1
    MJ: You think you’re number 1? Ok, fine. I’m going to show you you’re not.
    I took it personally.

    • @ark9520
      @ark9520 3 роки тому +19

      LMAOOOO

    • @mrmaan7631
      @mrmaan7631 3 роки тому +21

      Dude I’m dying this shit is too good

    • @hunterblacc4336
      @hunterblacc4336 3 роки тому +2

      @JerickHerick35 😬🤣

    • @amyjordan9162
      @amyjordan9162 3 роки тому +6

      UA-cam only now suggested this.
      I took it personally

    • @taboleg6657
      @taboleg6657 3 роки тому +2

      Poor Derrick Rose.

  • @WhiteLightnin67
    @WhiteLightnin67 3 роки тому +901

    *MJ see’s his reflection in the mirror starring back
    “And I took that personally”

  • @usuck1883
    @usuck1883 10 місяців тому +8

    MJ oozes confidence and competitiveness! 🐐

  • @essj3334
    @essj3334 2 роки тому +6

    MJ had GOAT mentality he would whatever he needed to motivate himself no one before or after him could had this mindset.

  • @johndoe-de1db
    @johndoe-de1db 2 роки тому +230

    MJ: OK FINE
    Narrator: It was NOT fine.

  • @josephlee5654
    @josephlee5654 2 роки тому +96

    If MJ read all the comments he'd be back in the NBA

  • @peekychu5235
    @peekychu5235 Рік тому +5

    Michael Jordan vs the world

  • @jean3rick
    @jean3rick Рік тому +8

    Bro has a whole list

  • @jerryg4534
    @jerryg4534 2 роки тому +708

    Im glad he put all that energy in basketball cuz MJ could have being one hell of a mercenary

    • @aidanweston1286
      @aidanweston1286 2 роки тому +99

      It’s a good thing he did basketball and not boxing or MMA. That lunatic would succeed at anything he wanted to.

    • @rahimalam29
      @rahimalam29 2 роки тому +47

      @@aidanweston1286 except baseball

    • @mikeFolco
      @mikeFolco Рік тому +5

      Enjoy half of your bosses for the rest of your life.

    • @jaquanpowell4605
      @jaquanpowell4605 Рік тому +26

      @@rahimalam29 he was actually getting better and better. Give him a solid year and he woulda made it to the pros.

    • @sentinal_entity
      @sentinal_entity 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@aidanweston1286
      Essentially Jon Jones lmfao

  • @creoleDJ
    @creoleDJ 2 роки тому +944

    Anyone: “Damn, Mike! I like those shoes!“
    MJ: “So THAT’S what you think of THESE shoes? So you think my other shoes suck?! That’s all the motivation I needed.“

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 11 місяців тому +2

      BAHAHAHA this is great

    • @manacoregames7525
      @manacoregames7525 11 місяців тому +6

      "So you're saying that the shoes are the only thing you like ? like there's nothing to like about me except my shoes ? People think this guy's nice, I'm gonna show them he's not."

  • @BoxCoverArt
    @BoxCoverArt Рік тому +87

    I really wish I had MJ's insane motivation.

    • @evangelionl0vr857
      @evangelionl0vr857 Рік тому +12

      I imagine it’s fucking exhausting, especially after he retired from basketball and didn’t have that outlet anymore.

    • @OrvilleScott
      @OrvilleScott Рік тому +14

      Consider the possibility that MJ just might be extremely insecure and has a revenge mentality. Even though he was able to become a GOAT, his way of thinking is something most men would shame as, "Oh, you're just being petty," or, "Oh, you just being emotional," if a completely different person had this same mindset.

    • @uselessdegenerate7565
      @uselessdegenerate7565 Рік тому +2

      @@OrvilleScott true, it really is extremely petty but it's coming from MJ so most ppl will allow it.

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 11 місяців тому +1

      Jordan wasn't motivated as owner of the Hornets, huh

    • @juannaym8488
      @juannaym8488 10 місяців тому

      @@evangelionl0vr857 I feel like his business endeavors are his new outlet for it

  • @Ckbruinfan
    @Ckbruinfan 2 роки тому +13

    the fact that MJ only needed the most minor of offenses to decide that he's gonna kick your ass is scary

  • @herropreaseherro7870
    @herropreaseherro7870 3 роки тому +446

    “Don’t take it personally.”
    Jordan: “and I took that personally.”

    • @Chessbox09
      @Chessbox09 2 роки тому

      This is very accurate 😆