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  • @samatarahmed3706
    @samatarahmed3706 7 років тому +534

    “America deserves this”- The rest of the world

    • @akizeta
      @akizeta 7 років тому +31

      _Nobody_ deserves Trump.

    • @Schreddermann
      @Schreddermann 7 років тому +86

      Nope, the fucktards who voted for him deserve it but I'm sorry for the rest.

    • @MrNeboff
      @MrNeboff 7 років тому +16

      they're are good people in America dude. This is just a phase, we'll be back!

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 7 років тому +11

      Samatar - how can you say that when you must see the mass rejection of Trump and everything he stands for FROM AMERICANS? Has his unpopularity not taught you that maybe your blanket beliefs, about Americans, might be wrong? Maybe, just maybe, they're not all brash, jingoistic, greedy, obnoxious, simple minded, militaristic, bible bashing, arrogant, imperialist fools.

    • @tristana5760
      @tristana5760 7 років тому +25

      bat in the attic lol he won the election so obviously their are a lot of Americans that do share his values - what the rest of the world thinks

  • @garycpriestley
    @garycpriestley 7 років тому +654

    A big thanks to the US for providing the greatest show on earth!!!!... and its not just The Daily Show!

    • @bearheart2009
      @bearheart2009 7 років тому +17

      Gary Priestley Except these are real peoples lives affected by this shit shower 🤔

    • @forrestl5597
      @forrestl5597 7 років тому +16

      You won't believe your eyes! We've made the impossible, possible, the unthinkable, reality.

    • @sydneywellington_cazadora
      @sydneywellington_cazadora 7 років тому +6

      Sarah - that's the sad irony. Gary knows. Everybody knows.

    • @Elandrianthetrue
      @Elandrianthetrue 7 років тому +13

      I'm just scared of the fireworks finale of this shitshow...

    • @Indec-rr8my
      @Indec-rr8my 7 років тому

      Gary Priestley hymn

  • @zeflute4586
    @zeflute4586 7 років тому +219

    Just know this: people who say "believe me" are not to be believed

    • @akinyiokeyo4618
      @akinyiokeyo4618 7 років тому

      Zeflute Gothystie yes stone cold Steve Austin said that all the time during his heydays in wrestling.

    • @timelessd9096
      @timelessd9096 7 років тому

      I always said, "Don't believe me . . . "

    • @pexfmezccle
      @pexfmezccle 6 років тому +1

      you mean wrestling is fake?

  • @psuseela1709
    @psuseela1709 7 років тому +249

    here from India..thank u U.S for d laughs .keep it coming!!

    • @rostamsunny8802
      @rostamsunny8802 7 років тому +20

      mephistopheles u have 600 million people without toilets India. I wouldn't laugh if i was u. Also, with America dis engaging with Pakistan, looks like your about to become Americas new best friend thanks to Mr Modi. GST tax and scraping the notes was just the start. Lol in short, your fucked.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 7 років тому +11

      Monstorm *you're

    • @morlandh
      @morlandh 7 років тому +4

      Monstorm also, if I WERE You and not was you.

    • @srinanjose
      @srinanjose 7 років тому +8

      We're fucked (Both US and India)

    • @arsenalmanic
      @arsenalmanic 7 років тому +5

      India is laughing at you!!

  • @mevoice3275
    @mevoice3275 4 роки тому +32

    Praying for your salvation Trevor.

    • @vincentmontgomery9770
      @vincentmontgomery9770 Рік тому +1

      You should take your own advice

    • @Nytyly
      @Nytyly 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm praying for Trumps because it's not genuine lol

  • @maxglide
    @maxglide 7 років тому +100

    I am SO TIRED of winning! Please stop it Drumpf...I just CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE'! I just so exhausted...

  • @donmagik6250
    @donmagik6250 7 років тому +128

    Trevor Noah is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @tinotendamudzimuirema3032
    @tinotendamudzimuirema3032 Рік тому +2

    I’m just going to stay dead killed me💔😂😂 We love you Trevor❤️🔥😂😂

  • @Section5_CdnIntelService
    @Section5_CdnIntelService 7 років тому +127

    Raising tax rate on the poor while cutting tax rate on the rich! A miracle!

  • @angelgray701
    @angelgray701 7 років тому +50

    I feel so educated and entertained after watching these videos, KEEP IT UP TREVOR ❤❤❤

  • @utubit22
    @utubit22 7 років тому +148

    is it illegal to throw food, garbage, water balloons, etc. at a president?

    • @saddamm.a5773
      @saddamm.a5773 7 років тому +20

      Sen Chi i think so but it's hilarious

    • @batintheattic7293
      @batintheattic7293 7 років тому +10

      You've got to wait for him to be in the stockade, first. :)

    • @LeelooMinai
      @LeelooMinai 7 років тому +28

      At a president, probably. At a clown - not sure, you may be good.

    • @forrestl5597
      @forrestl5597 7 років тому +6

      Ready and waiting

    • @mikaylabansie9512
      @mikaylabansie9512 7 років тому +6

      Sen Chi
      Secret Service can't catch 1000's flinging feces.

  • @PrincessAndTeddyBear
    @PrincessAndTeddyBear 7 років тому +760

    Did Trump fall asleep in his tanning bed? He looks more like a roast chicken than ever!

    • @Pretender6
      @Pretender6 7 років тому +29

      "Did Trump fall asleep in his tanning bed?" Again?

    • @dsanfdsa1
      @dsanfdsa1 7 років тому +21

      Dammit. I really want roast chicken now.

    • @ekder782
      @ekder782 7 років тому +30

      He is just showing his true colors.

    • @PrincessAndTeddyBear
      @PrincessAndTeddyBear 7 років тому +18

      Pretender6 - Yep lol he hates Black, Brown, Red and Yellow but expects everyone to accept him as Orange!
      Derek Kidd - Enjoy your roast chicken (gag) haha
      ek Der - His true colour is probably Green? :) He envíes how respectable President Obama is and continues to undermine him!

    • @dimzinkado1542
      @dimzinkado1542 7 років тому +2

      Lol!!!

  • @Plus255studios
    @Plus255studios 7 років тому +30

    and i thought this only happens in Africa, who named us third world??lol

  • @ModeratorFriendly
    @ModeratorFriendly 7 років тому +46

    Is anybody even slightly surprised by this?

    • @_KyleRC_
      @_KyleRC_ 6 років тому

      Dan B trump can change the law to *poor people goes to jail for saying hi to a police officer* and it won't surprise anybody

  • @n-clotv
    @n-clotv 7 років тому +17

    by any chance... did the US lose a bet where losing meant electing trump as prez?

  • @dominikawie5665
    @dominikawie5665 6 років тому +5

    The president finally learned a new word and look how proudly he is saying it

  • @copycat21c
    @copycat21c 6 років тому +5

    So glad to see Trevor Noah doing so well. He is a very smart bloke indeed.

  • @obedbiazokuhanga7614
    @obedbiazokuhanga7614 7 років тому +22

    Sometimes I still cringe when I hear the words"President Trump"

  • @ralfosha_x
    @ralfosha_x 7 років тому +2

    I can't stop laughing believe me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @colouredwinds
    @colouredwinds 6 років тому +1

    Trevor's Trump impressions just get better!

  • @rvignalielko
    @rvignalielko 7 років тому +79

    i have always wondered what is wrong with the color of his face.

    • @ginat1600
      @ginat1600 7 років тому +12

      Obviously he is bleaching it. It's natural colour is brown because of the amount of bullshits he spews so he tries to bleach it white but ends up with orange.

  • @henriettaraphael4368
    @henriettaraphael4368 7 років тому +27

    I love Jesus

  • @Grimread
    @Grimread 7 років тому +21

    "Believe me!"
    Believe you? At this moment in time even a Monkee wouldn't say "I'm a Believer".

  • @suranmcid
    @suranmcid 7 років тому +1

    Trevor has a ball of the time at the Comedy Central ........ the masala keeps pouring in for him from the Trump tower 😄

  • @jhwheuer
    @jhwheuer 7 років тому +27

    Miracle? More like mirage...

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 7 років тому +6

    I can't remember where I read it (it was an article from fb, so maybe not THAT reliable), but apparently, whenever Trump is lying, he says "Believe me".

  • @Westcountrynordic
    @Westcountrynordic 7 років тому +37

    1st rule *NEVER* believe anyone who says believe me as they are lying

  • @d_vyneblackkrown1201
    @d_vyneblackkrown1201 6 років тому +8

    who hasn t subscribe yet??? THIS IS THE BEST MÉDECINS...LAUGHTER😂😂😂

  • @leducbre694
    @leducbre694 6 років тому +1

    We french are dying of laughter thx mericand

  • @ruhwezasylvia7414
    @ruhwezasylvia7414 6 років тому +5

    The fact that he's the president of the United States is also a big #Miracle

  • @marinae4672
    @marinae4672 7 років тому +1

    What's the pointing in starting an own "Daily Show"-channel and promoting it for months and months if a year later half of the videos are still only available on the CC-channel?

  • @MegaMech
    @MegaMech 7 років тому +2

    1:51 That's basically what the pharisees acted like.

  • @thinkerpatriot6308
    @thinkerpatriot6308 7 років тому +2

    Be careful, you are treading on thin ice, Trevor!!!!!

  • @jalayneatkins8565
    @jalayneatkins8565 6 років тому +1

    tRump is wearing the new and improved tanning spray called "Jack-o-Lantern 365"

  • @ranvirpoddar6710
    @ranvirpoddar6710 7 років тому +4

    'Orange is the new Black' 😂

  • @KatlegoSibiya
    @KatlegoSibiya 7 років тому +25

    BING BING BONG BONG

  • @69Solo
    @69Solo 6 років тому +2

    The US made the whole world cry for all these years. Now finally they have made the people laugh again. \o/

  • @freeze_maboringo
    @freeze_maboringo 7 років тому +1

    from kenya, just waiting to see how he pardons the turkey, its going to be hilariously awkward

  • @c0nstantin86
    @c0nstantin86 6 років тому +3

    2 peter 3:3 "Scoffers will come" and they are salty :))

  • @adamtzsch
    @adamtzsch 7 років тому +29

    Anybody with any sense saw this coming MONTHS ago.

  • @bengteu609
    @bengteu609 7 років тому +46

    Trump is a natural born MLM salesman

    • @fellynamu
      @fellynamu 7 років тому +3

      Ben G Hahahaha I always think the same 'Pure Multi Level Marketer' talk

    • @apollocvermouth2915
      @apollocvermouth2915 6 років тому

      Good point. Perhaps this is why he's "friends" with Amway's Betsy DeVos.

  • @brucekgarimetsa47
    @brucekgarimetsa47 7 років тому +1

    I wonder who that kid is....must have been really excited to see himself on The Daily Show

  • @collinsuiseb3930
    @collinsuiseb3930 7 років тому

    ORANGE and the new TAX😂😂

  • @julznz3643
    @julznz3643 6 років тому +3

    Always good to hear from Trevor Noah.

  • @J.5.M.
    @J.5.M. 7 років тому +1

    "I'm doing what's right" Wow, really? Bravo. It's the most basic thing a president should try to do.

  • @defilstar
    @defilstar 7 років тому +1

    From Ethiopia ... keep going traves

  • @bbeight3843
    @bbeight3843 10 місяців тому +1

    It is hard not to be enraged at all the millions that literally DO believe him and somehow think he's never lied. What a charlatan

  • @kimmyfoxworth6519
    @kimmyfoxworth6519 6 років тому +1

    i must tell everyone i really thought there were errors with the video, like disc scratch or sth, and then i realize he was repeating it.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin 6 років тому +1

    It's been a year. Sooo, how's that *miracle* working out for you guys?

  • @anarous4252
    @anarous4252 6 років тому +1

    "U know what I'm just gonna stay dead don't touch me I'm fine" LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @smanslam1
    @smanslam1 7 років тому +1

    I think people associated with the daily show will be secretly happy that Donald Trump is President. He makes the show so much more interesting. Comedy Gold!

    • @agostinosepe9159
      @agostinosepe9159 3 роки тому

      Yes, that and also so much easier to do! Trevor said this himself on several occasions, like, all I have to do is repeat bulls* Trump says.
      (Awesome show regardlessly)

  • @AspenEmrys
    @AspenEmrys 6 років тому

    Trump with the green lighting... dog whistle for Pepe

  • @agostinosepe9159
    @agostinosepe9159 3 роки тому

    Awesome. A true artist.

  • @madreemee
    @madreemee 7 років тому +1

    Notice how head and all over congested trump gets when he exagerates or out and out fibs...lmao!

  • @VeNuS2910
    @VeNuS2910 7 років тому +7

    how can you not love your President? he is very funny.

  • @jesperjee
    @jesperjee 7 років тому +4

    I actually hate Trumps dumb tic when he waves his hands and makes a "zero" with his thumb and indexfinger. I. Hate.It

  • @Nexus-ub4hs
    @Nexus-ub4hs 7 років тому +9

    Do you think the teleprompter got stuck lol?

  • @bermudabeachbum3582
    @bermudabeachbum3582 7 років тому +1

    Maybe he was just talking about the eliminating of the estate tax. That doesn't really benefit him as he will be dead. As a matter of fact it could be to his detriment as his family might start getting ideas in their heads.

  • @ANOimity1029
    @ANOimity1029 7 років тому +1

    Donald Trump is the "let them eat cake" moment of this generation.

  • @twinfactor3446
    @twinfactor3446 6 років тому +1

    Trevor Noah u are a genius

  • @deadinside3396
    @deadinside3396 7 років тому +3

    Gym class became math class HAHA!

  • @makai5783
    @makai5783 5 років тому

    Lolllll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 a mericle😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MetteC5
    @MetteC5 7 років тому

    Excellent. Now do if Trump spoke like Jesus.

  • @King_Thatso
    @King_Thatso 7 років тому +3

    I thought this was apples keynote 2.0

  • @sibt-e-haider6988
    @sibt-e-haider6988 3 роки тому +1

    He is Isa ibn Mariyam, the prophet of Alllah

  • @theanoastrology
    @theanoastrology 7 років тому +1

    He's gone green!

  • @HideousConformity
    @HideousConformity 7 років тому +3

    "...giant win for the American people..." As usual when Trump opens his mouth, lies come spewing out of it.

  • @SalsaEngland
    @SalsaEngland 6 років тому +1

    JESUS TURNING FROM BLACK TO WHITE WAS ALSO A MIRACLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!

  • @anwyllonmusic
    @anwyllonmusic 7 років тому +1

    Yellow is the new orange.

  • @omphilegregory4272
    @omphilegregory4272 6 років тому

    Thank u Trevor

  • @subramanian9310
    @subramanian9310 6 років тому

    At last a politician who speaks his mind...Trump is a treasure that needs to be protected...In future the whole world will miss his open honesty....he is one of a kind...i mean that in a good way.

  • @Home_Gym_By_Cliff
    @Home_Gym_By_Cliff 6 років тому +2

    "a miracle for the middle class..."

  • @Toolgdskli
    @Toolgdskli 6 років тому +1

    Hmmm casually bring Jesus into his joke. I am pretty sure he is scared to death to bring the prophet of religion of peace to his joke.

  • @Ozzie100
    @Ozzie100 6 років тому +1

    Trevor Noah,
    Just because u r in the US it does not mean you joke making Jesus a part of it..
    U have freedom of speech and gift of making people laugh use it wisely. There is a limit. Do not make religion a part of your jokes.
    I do not know which religion you follow nor do I care, but if u r a Christian then it's a shame that you do not know the meaning of the 4th commandment.

  • @interfacen9ne195
    @interfacen9ne195 7 років тому +1

    You are so funny and so Cute...Bless You. I only get my updates as to what is happening with you guys President from you... because who better than a comedian... To tell Jokes about this JOKER...CHUMP!!!

  • @hareshmirchandani4860
    @hareshmirchandani4860 7 років тому

    If Lucifer would have talked like trump...

  • @janebooth9867
    @janebooth9867 6 років тому +1

    by the whey did you know why Ken went limp?

  • @dragonfly5665q
    @dragonfly5665q 7 років тому +1

    thought donald didn't pay taxes to start with

  • @mittao86
    @mittao86 6 років тому +3

    LOL poor people that vote for Trump dont even know what hit them

  • @frederikhyrup2871
    @frederikhyrup2871 6 років тому +1

    Actually it WOULD be good for him. Not in a 6 month span but in a 10-20 year one. Yet again short term profit wins...

  • @NN-cj6qv
    @NN-cj6qv 6 років тому +2

    For the middle class... what about the lower class who need the money the money the most?

  • @muteebapandit6420
    @muteebapandit6420 6 років тому

    Y does Trump repeat his words?? 😂

  • @lizsteilkie
    @lizsteilkie Рік тому

    Dont leave us Trevor Colbert did...

  • @anonymoususer9079
    @anonymoususer9079 6 років тому

    Trump can break the world's guiness récord for make up epic disasters smh

  • @WittyBitty
    @WittyBitty 5 років тому

    Even underdeveloped countries look to America and feel a certain amount of peace and joy...

  • @newyorkker
    @newyorkker 6 років тому

    he may or may not have spoken like that, how can you be that sure.

  • @momodoudem7730
    @momodoudem7730 5 років тому

    that image is cera borgia not jeshua

  • @jagusingh1
    @jagusingh1 7 років тому +5

    This was amazing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @takumereny2841
    @takumereny2841 6 років тому +1

    Don't insult Jesus

  • @Orcrist
    @Orcrist 6 років тому +1

    I still find it mind boggling how such an utterly unimpressive man could win an election?

  • @mohamedshelare153
    @mohamedshelare153 6 років тому +3

    I love Jesus issah peace be upon him

    • @Jiya-ou3fi
      @Jiya-ou3fi 3 роки тому

      Watch acts 17 apologetics

  • @lukasandrew6907
    @lukasandrew6907 6 років тому

    Let us all not forget in a hurry That Donald Trump is a businessman that knows how to cut corners on anything that will befinit him.

  • @vazak11
    @vazak11 7 років тому +1

    Amazing XD

  • @chetanakadaru1105
    @chetanakadaru1105 5 років тому

    Does TRUMP and naruto have same catch phrase🤔🤔

  • @mohamedshelare153
    @mohamedshelare153 6 років тому +1

    I love USA it is cool country with a great people peace and 😍

  • @guyguy4759
    @guyguy4759 7 років тому +6

    You guys seem to know alot about trucks you know those big things eight wheels well heres the truth bing bing bing bong

    • @deadinside3396
      @deadinside3396 7 років тому

      Yea,. trucks that could have been driven to supply those in need after disasters but apparently, didn't have enough drivers. So wait, US is a super power that cares?

  • @toddwilmer5079
    @toddwilmer5079 6 років тому +1

    SHOULD DROP THE COMEDY OR DROP THE TOKEN

  • @zorenwolfe27
    @zorenwolfe27 5 років тому

    Trump is my last Brain cell during an exam

  • @grantdiego4527
    @grantdiego4527 6 років тому

    Can u come to Zimbabwe

  • @MooglesNest
    @MooglesNest 7 років тому

    The title of this video is misleading. But good video though.