If Jesus Spoke Like Trump | The Daily Show
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
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“America deserves this”- The rest of the world
_Nobody_ deserves Trump.
Nope, the fucktards who voted for him deserve it but I'm sorry for the rest.
they're are good people in America dude. This is just a phase, we'll be back!
Samatar - how can you say that when you must see the mass rejection of Trump and everything he stands for FROM AMERICANS? Has his unpopularity not taught you that maybe your blanket beliefs, about Americans, might be wrong? Maybe, just maybe, they're not all brash, jingoistic, greedy, obnoxious, simple minded, militaristic, bible bashing, arrogant, imperialist fools.
bat in the attic lol he won the election so obviously their are a lot of Americans that do share his values - what the rest of the world thinks
A big thanks to the US for providing the greatest show on earth!!!!... and its not just The Daily Show!
Gary Priestley Except these are real peoples lives affected by this shit shower 🤔
You won't believe your eyes! We've made the impossible, possible, the unthinkable, reality.
Sarah - that's the sad irony. Gary knows. Everybody knows.
I'm just scared of the fireworks finale of this shitshow...
Gary Priestley hymn
Just know this: people who say "believe me" are not to be believed
Zeflute Gothystie yes stone cold Steve Austin said that all the time during his heydays in wrestling.
I always said, "Don't believe me . . . "
you mean wrestling is fake?
here from India..thank u U.S for d laughs .keep it coming!!
mephistopheles u have 600 million people without toilets India. I wouldn't laugh if i was u. Also, with America dis engaging with Pakistan, looks like your about to become Americas new best friend thanks to Mr Modi. GST tax and scraping the notes was just the start. Lol in short, your fucked.
Monstorm *you're
Monstorm also, if I WERE You and not was you.
We're fucked (Both US and India)
India is laughing at you!!
Praying for your salvation Trevor.
You should take your own advice
I'm praying for Trumps because it's not genuine lol
I am SO TIRED of winning! Please stop it Drumpf...I just CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE'! I just so exhausted...
Trevor Noah is absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂
I’m just going to stay dead killed me💔😂😂 We love you Trevor❤️🔥😂😂
Raising tax rate on the poor while cutting tax rate on the rich! A miracle!
The Shadow
.....and getting away with it!...... priceless.
JALAYNE ATKINS A MIRACLE
I feel so educated and entertained after watching these videos, KEEP IT UP TREVOR ❤❤❤
Brainwashed*
is it illegal to throw food, garbage, water balloons, etc. at a president?
Sen Chi i think so but it's hilarious
You've got to wait for him to be in the stockade, first. :)
At a president, probably. At a clown - not sure, you may be good.
Ready and waiting
Sen Chi
Secret Service can't catch 1000's flinging feces.
Did Trump fall asleep in his tanning bed? He looks more like a roast chicken than ever!
"Did Trump fall asleep in his tanning bed?" Again?
Dammit. I really want roast chicken now.
He is just showing his true colors.
Pretender6 - Yep lol he hates Black, Brown, Red and Yellow but expects everyone to accept him as Orange!
Derek Kidd - Enjoy your roast chicken (gag) haha
ek Der - His true colour is probably Green? :) He envíes how respectable President Obama is and continues to undermine him!
Lol!!!
and i thought this only happens in Africa, who named us third world??lol
Is anybody even slightly surprised by this?
Dan B trump can change the law to *poor people goes to jail for saying hi to a police officer* and it won't surprise anybody
by any chance... did the US lose a bet where losing meant electing trump as prez?
The president finally learned a new word and look how proudly he is saying it
So glad to see Trevor Noah doing so well. He is a very smart bloke indeed.
Sometimes I still cringe when I hear the words"President Trump"
I can't stop laughing believe me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Trevor's Trump impressions just get better!
i have always wondered what is wrong with the color of his face.
Obviously he is bleaching it. It's natural colour is brown because of the amount of bullshits he spews so he tries to bleach it white but ends up with orange.
I love Jesus
"Believe me!"
Believe you? At this moment in time even a Monkee wouldn't say "I'm a Believer".
Trevor has a ball of the time at the Comedy Central ........ the masala keeps pouring in for him from the Trump tower 😄
Miracle? More like mirage...
I can't remember where I read it (it was an article from fb, so maybe not THAT reliable), but apparently, whenever Trump is lying, he says "Believe me".
1st rule *NEVER* believe anyone who says believe me as they are lying
BELIEVE ME
trump IS THE BeSt PrEsIdENt
who hasn t subscribe yet??? THIS IS THE BEST MÉDECINS...LAUGHTER😂😂😂
We french are dying of laughter thx mericand
The fact that he's the president of the United States is also a big #Miracle
What's the pointing in starting an own "Daily Show"-channel and promoting it for months and months if a year later half of the videos are still only available on the CC-channel?
1:51 That's basically what the pharisees acted like.
Be careful, you are treading on thin ice, Trevor!!!!!
tRump is wearing the new and improved tanning spray called "Jack-o-Lantern 365"
'Orange is the new Black' 😂
BING BING BONG BONG
Katlego Sibiya PONG!
COVEFE!
The US made the whole world cry for all these years. Now finally they have made the people laugh again. \o/
from kenya, just waiting to see how he pardons the turkey, its going to be hilariously awkward
2 peter 3:3 "Scoffers will come" and they are salty :))
Anybody with any sense saw this coming MONTHS ago.
Trump is a natural born MLM salesman
Ben G Hahahaha I always think the same 'Pure Multi Level Marketer' talk
Good point. Perhaps this is why he's "friends" with Amway's Betsy DeVos.
I wonder who that kid is....must have been really excited to see himself on The Daily Show
ORANGE and the new TAX😂😂
Always good to hear from Trevor Noah.
"I'm doing what's right" Wow, really? Bravo. It's the most basic thing a president should try to do.
From Ethiopia ... keep going traves
It is hard not to be enraged at all the millions that literally DO believe him and somehow think he's never lied. What a charlatan
i must tell everyone i really thought there were errors with the video, like disc scratch or sth, and then i realize he was repeating it.
It's been a year. Sooo, how's that *miracle* working out for you guys?
"U know what I'm just gonna stay dead don't touch me I'm fine" LOST IT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think people associated with the daily show will be secretly happy that Donald Trump is President. He makes the show so much more interesting. Comedy Gold!
Yes, that and also so much easier to do! Trevor said this himself on several occasions, like, all I have to do is repeat bulls* Trump says.
(Awesome show regardlessly)
Trump with the green lighting... dog whistle for Pepe
Awesome. A true artist.
Notice how head and all over congested trump gets when he exagerates or out and out fibs...lmao!
how can you not love your President? he is very funny.
I actually hate Trumps dumb tic when he waves his hands and makes a "zero" with his thumb and indexfinger. I. Hate.It
Do you think the teleprompter got stuck lol?
Nexus absolutely lol
hahahaha
Maybe he was just talking about the eliminating of the estate tax. That doesn't really benefit him as he will be dead. As a matter of fact it could be to his detriment as his family might start getting ideas in their heads.
Donald Trump is the "let them eat cake" moment of this generation.
Trevor Noah u are a genius
Gym class became math class HAHA!
Dead Inside 75r
Lolllll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 a mericle😂😂😂😂😂
Excellent. Now do if Trump spoke like Jesus.
I thought this was apples keynote 2.0
He is Isa ibn Mariyam, the prophet of Alllah
He's gone green!
"...giant win for the American people..." As usual when Trump opens his mouth, lies come spewing out of it.
JESUS TURNING FROM BLACK TO WHITE WAS ALSO A MIRACLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
Yellow is the new orange.
Thank u Trevor
At last a politician who speaks his mind...Trump is a treasure that needs to be protected...In future the whole world will miss his open honesty....he is one of a kind...i mean that in a good way.
"a miracle for the middle class..."
Hmmm casually bring Jesus into his joke. I am pretty sure he is scared to death to bring the prophet of religion of peace to his joke.
Trevor Noah,
Just because u r in the US it does not mean you joke making Jesus a part of it..
U have freedom of speech and gift of making people laugh use it wisely. There is a limit. Do not make religion a part of your jokes.
I do not know which religion you follow nor do I care, but if u r a Christian then it's a shame that you do not know the meaning of the 4th commandment.
You are so funny and so Cute...Bless You. I only get my updates as to what is happening with you guys President from you... because who better than a comedian... To tell Jokes about this JOKER...CHUMP!!!
If Lucifer would have talked like trump...
by the whey did you know why Ken went limp?
thought donald didn't pay taxes to start with
LOL poor people that vote for Trump dont even know what hit them
Actually it WOULD be good for him. Not in a 6 month span but in a 10-20 year one. Yet again short term profit wins...
For the middle class... what about the lower class who need the money the money the most?
Y does Trump repeat his words?? 😂
Dont leave us Trevor Colbert did...
Trump can break the world's guiness récord for make up epic disasters smh
Even underdeveloped countries look to America and feel a certain amount of peace and joy...
he may or may not have spoken like that, how can you be that sure.
that image is cera borgia not jeshua
This was amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Don't insult Jesus
I still find it mind boggling how such an utterly unimpressive man could win an election?
I love Jesus issah peace be upon him
Watch acts 17 apologetics
Let us all not forget in a hurry That Donald Trump is a businessman that knows how to cut corners on anything that will befinit him.
Amazing XD
Does TRUMP and naruto have same catch phrase🤔🤔
I love USA it is cool country with a great people peace and 😍
You guys seem to know alot about trucks you know those big things eight wheels well heres the truth bing bing bing bong
Yea,. trucks that could have been driven to supply those in need after disasters but apparently, didn't have enough drivers. So wait, US is a super power that cares?
SHOULD DROP THE COMEDY OR DROP THE TOKEN
Trump is my last Brain cell during an exam
Can u come to Zimbabwe
The title of this video is misleading. But good video though.