Dozer the Walrus "catcalls" the ladies

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  • @ButtersTheBean
    @ButtersTheBean 6 років тому +3149

    No woman could ever resist that.

    • @dannynicastro3207
      @dannynicastro3207 6 років тому +50

      Butters The Bean no woman could resist your cute face, Butters. You are a cat, i hope, cause...

    • @dannynicastro3207
      @dannynicastro3207 6 років тому +18

      SERIOUSLY, THAT FACE....IS BUTTERS A SHE OR A HE....and please dont tell me genderless. Pretty cat with "star" quality, like Morris was.

    • @bravosium6295
      @bravosium6295 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah, I mean my mum couldn’t, cuz here I am

    • @rabisarkarqeriop7194
      @rabisarkarqeriop7194 4 роки тому

      À

    • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
      @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +30

      This is true. I have to fight them off with a stick.

  • @lest6437
    @lest6437 4 роки тому +956

    How can someone resist such fine mustache

  • @bluekeet
    @bluekeet 6 років тому +1289

    the walrus reminds me of Jamie Hynemen form mythbusters.

    • @fshn4x4
      @fshn4x4 4 роки тому +98

      My favorite part of this is that a walrus reminds you of Jamie. It's not that Jamie, an individual example of a human being reminds you of a walrus, an entire species. No, this SPECIES is reminiscent of our favorite mustachioed engineer.
      And I COMPLETELY agree with you.

    • @earthworm-filledstomachbyc4254
      @earthworm-filledstomachbyc4254 3 роки тому +6

      Bruh

    • @billybobjoe4006
      @billybobjoe4006 3 роки тому +12

      true, no woman could ever resist such a man

    • @maei9656
      @maei9656 3 роки тому +3

      As a real 100% Native American that's his spirit animal

    • @Joe-ff4if
      @Joe-ff4if 3 роки тому +4

      Now imagine if he got into a walrus fight with Dr. Phil

  • @fancywalrus8641
    @fancywalrus8641 6 років тому +1316

    How can you not love Walruses

    • @linnea6052
      @linnea6052 5 років тому +13

      FancyWalrus im a walrus myself too

    • @olea6104
      @olea6104 4 роки тому +55

      My parents traumatized me with the movie Tusk when I was 9 and I don't think I can ever look at walruses the same.

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 4 роки тому +24

      @@olea6104 why the fuck did they let you watch that?

    • @preparetoholdyourcolour7080
      @preparetoholdyourcolour7080 4 роки тому +2

      They are one my favourite sea creatures

    • @olea6104
      @olea6104 4 роки тому +5

      @@preparetoholdyourcolour7080 because ItS nOt ThAt ScArY iTs A mOvIe

  • @paulmorrison1926
    @paulmorrison1926 7 років тому +1627

    What the Walrus said was lemme smash

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 6 років тому +37

      "no greg ur tusks r too short an ur not even same species as me"

    • @_DaneB_
      @_DaneB_ 6 років тому +7

      @s3dchr wouldn't be the first time, seals have raped penguins... and there's video of it 0.0

    • @s3dchr
      @s3dchr 6 років тому

      @dane7902 Interesting claim, even if we were talking about Walruses rather than seals.

    • @kyleharrington5630
      @kyleharrington5630 5 років тому +9

      W a n t s u m f u k

    • @reginaldjones9739
      @reginaldjones9739 4 роки тому +1

      Kyle Harrington 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-dv7hq2rh4g
    @user-dv7hq2rh4g 2 роки тому +69

    He's such a cute blob.
    And a good boy, too!

  • @Tookieslam
    @Tookieslam 3 роки тому +53

    - Seal farts after looking directly at me
    - Elephant seal rolls down hill
    - Elephant seal pup encounter on South Georgia Island
    - Dozer the walrus “catcalls” the ladies
    Wonder where UA-cam will take me next

  • @mariareyes3840
    @mariareyes3840 6 років тому +521

    0:51 It sounds like someone was knocking on wood

    • @Tanvan180
      @Tanvan180 6 років тому +7

      I thought he was shivering.

    • @monaherman
      @monaherman 4 роки тому +14

      Or bangos haha!

    • @ethanw041
      @ethanw041 4 роки тому

      It sounds like an earthquake.

    • @ShadowtheYouTuber523
      @ShadowtheYouTuber523 4 роки тому +3

      @@ethanw041 how does that sound like an earthquake??

    • @ethanw041
      @ethanw041 4 роки тому +1

      Shadow the UA-camr It’s what all the houses of buildings around me would sound like as the shelves would move in a way to make the objects shake.

  • @juliancoker1902
    @juliancoker1902 6 років тому +413

    That is a catcall if I ever heard one. What walrus chick wouldn't go for this.

    • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
      @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +8

      Sir. We know the secret to getting all the women.

    • @BirdWhisperer46
      @BirdWhisperer46 4 роки тому +1

      I wish I could do that.

    • @wika1117
      @wika1117 3 роки тому +2

      Even i could go for that and i'm a human male :D

  • @izices
    @izices 6 років тому +473

    My mom and I went to PDF to see Dozer and we were walking around seeing the other animals first and heard a loud, bizarre noise. Finally made it to Dozer and it was him the whole time! Heard him all throughout the zoo!

  • @christophercondon5048
    @christophercondon5048 3 роки тому +372

    Walrus makes noise, but what he actually said was, " Dam girl, you thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"

    • @shroomiverse
      @shroomiverse 3 роки тому +8

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 AHHHHH I LOVE THAT VIDEO 😂😂😂

    • @thediabolicalempath7246
      @thediabolicalempath7246 3 роки тому +2

      👍 😉

    • @joaquini007
      @joaquini007 3 роки тому +1

      Underrate comment

    • @Mdzo250
      @Mdzo250 3 роки тому +1

      💀👉🏽👉🏽

    • @judsongaiden9878
      @judsongaiden9878 2 роки тому

      A desirable trait in walrus culture. Sir Mixalot was onto something. };3

  • @xxDenni
    @xxDenni 5 років тому +120

    Such a handsome fella😊 Look at his fancy stache!

    • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
      @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +3

      He is almost as handsome as me, BIG CHUB.

  • @TheDhool23
    @TheDhool23 3 роки тому +101

    Dozer seems like a pretty chill guy.

  • @SignificantSparks
    @SignificantSparks 3 роки тому +14

    Such an amazingly, yet bizarrely crafted creature. I love them!

  • @zfin87
    @zfin87 7 років тому +316

    How can a Walrus whistle better than me Gfhnnnshgdgfskjs

  • @somnuswaltz5586
    @somnuswaltz5586 Рік тому +4

    Funny and beautiful animals. What a handsome big boy, he got game too

  • @isanewday
    @isanewday Рік тому +2

    What a blessed job.

  • @odin6647
    @odin6647 4 роки тому +48

    That one friend in the xbox party after drinking a whole 2 liter of mountain dew: 0:47

  • @rangerdanger585
    @rangerdanger585 6 років тому +109

    A walrus seems to be like a huge house cat at least in captivity.

    • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
      @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +7

      We're majestic and mesmerizing.

    • @kylestanley7843
      @kylestanley7843 3 роки тому +1

      Until you get gored lol

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 3 роки тому +2

      i don't want to think of the litterbox D:

    • @sandrapower3250
      @sandrapower3250 3 роки тому

      Picture him or her laying at the end of your bed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @randomvielleuse527
    @randomvielleuse527 2 роки тому +6

    Aw! My old stomping grounds... What a lovely addition to the herd he is.

  • @TomboyCEO
    @TomboyCEO 3 роки тому +2

    What a handsome walrus.

    • @OmegaRedFan
      @OmegaRedFan 2 роки тому

      He looked a little dry. But still greatness

  • @bunkieboy3052
    @bunkieboy3052 6 років тому +12

    This is why Walruses are my favorite animal

  • @Ironwolf_Legacy
    @Ironwolf_Legacy 3 роки тому +8

    Walrus: *Whistles and chirps.*
    Random-ass Seal in Tank Being a Foghorn: *BRAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-*

  • @ashleighmodglin
    @ashleighmodglin 5 років тому +27

    I just saw him. I love walruses. They are my fav animal. I actually call my 25 lb cat my little walrus. That scene in our planet made me cry and gave me nightmares.

    • @Bhuvan_M
      @Bhuvan_M 4 роки тому +5

      Ashleigh Modglin send my love to little walrus

    • @melonstew7042
      @melonstew7042 4 роки тому

      Watch the movie “Tusk” on Netflix I’m sure they will still be your fav animal after that?

    • @notredboi
      @notredboi 3 роки тому

      @@melonstew7042 That thing is on NETFLIX!?

    • @melonstew7042
      @melonstew7042 3 роки тому

      @@notredboi Yessir

    • @K1ng_Squ1dZ
      @K1ng_Squ1dZ 2 роки тому

      @@melonstew7042 shut it that's not even real stop demonizing walruses

  • @johnspencer9447
    @johnspencer9447 4 роки тому +16

    He’s T H I C C

  • @Khiladi_99
    @Khiladi_99 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you Dozer sensei for teaching me your ways. I'll try that out right away!!!

  • @ююю-ч9д
    @ююю-ч9д 4 місяці тому +1

    They're so sweet 😊

  • @James-rg8om
    @James-rg8om 6 років тому +64

    G O O T

  • @jitterbugisforoldpeople4849
    @jitterbugisforoldpeople4849 6 років тому +86

    0:50 Indominus Rex

  • @swapper5684
    @swapper5684 4 роки тому +2

    I love the strong exhales after every noise

  • @umph7625
    @umph7625 7 років тому +1

    Amazing!

  • @doctacrash6811
    @doctacrash6811 4 роки тому +4

    Walrus: *makes noises*
    Also walrus: lemme smash

  • @DreamDancer82
    @DreamDancer82 4 роки тому +7

    Whoa, he sounded just like a bongo drum!

  • @ryanciesiolka9435
    @ryanciesiolka9435 7 років тому +217

    Here's a legit question, why are their eyes so red? Is it the salt water they swim in?

    • @haileyshannon7548
      @haileyshannon7548 7 років тому +39

      I thought at first that was just old age, but Walruses live to be 40, and he's in his 20s!

    • @seandewar47
      @seandewar47 7 років тому +305

      all walruses have crazy eyes. their eyes are red because of extra capillaries in their eyes that help keep them warm in cold climates and Cold Water.

    • @ryanciesiolka9435
      @ryanciesiolka9435 7 років тому +45

      Thanks man! I've also noticed they bulge out quite a bit. What's up with that?

    • @seandewar47
      @seandewar47 7 років тому +149

      That's just to help with Binocular Vision or to show Excitement, their skulls lack a roof of the orbital cavity (Which normally keep our eyes Situated in our skulls) allows them to bulge their eyes like that

    • @emmax_x5730
      @emmax_x5730 6 років тому +4

      No it is just that they are that fat there eyes swell up

  • @i_drink_seawater
    @i_drink_seawater Місяць тому

    I have a plush walrus who also takes very good care of his mustache. He approves of this walrus. 👍👍👍👍💖💖💖

  • @zigzag2450
    @zigzag2450 4 роки тому +4

    He's got a bongo drum mouth. If I had a walrus, I'd name him Bongo.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 3 роки тому +12

    I was not expecting the whistle or the knocking sound. That is nuts!

  • @lahcenchamor1105
    @lahcenchamor1105 2 роки тому

    Nature is amazing

  • @samehat9739
    @samehat9739 4 роки тому

    Dozer is amazing! X

  • @TheAlienGangster
    @TheAlienGangster 3 роки тому +3

    When a walrus can grow a bigger mustache than I can

  • @liamwatson5125
    @liamwatson5125 3 роки тому +5

    0:51 Sounds like a wobbly chair with uneven legs

  • @Roo_Bear
    @Roo_Bear 7 років тому +18

    I fricken want dozer as my friend I NEED A MEET AND GREET

    • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
      @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +1

      Once you encounter a walrus, you will never be the same.

  • @debrabolton9372
    @debrabolton9372 3 роки тому

    I love him!

  • @Henchman.24
    @Henchman.24 4 роки тому +3

    "Hi I'm a human with a human name and I am not a walrus, let me speak instead of listening to a walrus listen for most of the video"

  • @ezrastardust3124
    @ezrastardust3124 4 роки тому +1

    Walruses are the most charming things on earth

  • @jeffer3862
    @jeffer3862 6 років тому +10

    GOOD

  • @apss5736
    @apss5736 2 роки тому

    the title of this video is one i never thought would be a sentence

  • @robinsonrongpi8141
    @robinsonrongpi8141 5 років тому

    I luv u ma'am the way u hve done well trained

  • @CHUB.E.WALRUS
    @CHUB.E.WALRUS 4 роки тому +6

    Ma'am. This walrus ain't got nothing on me, BIG CHUB. I have a way with the ladies.

  • @fshn4x4
    @fshn4x4 4 роки тому +4

    Freaking heck, even with pinnipeds...the smooth singers get all the ladies 😎

  • @cyruspowers6373
    @cyruspowers6373 4 роки тому +1

    What a stud

  • @satchelharris2543
    @satchelharris2543 4 роки тому +2

    omg it is so beautiful

  • @bartmanfantanfart36
    @bartmanfantanfart36 6 років тому +3

    Give him a fish and he will tell you the secrets of getting hooked

  • @ILoveHandles
    @ILoveHandles 3 роки тому +1

    Everybody talking about the sounds they make, but these guys have eyes that make them look like they've been doing crack while living in a cloud of pot smoke for seven years straight with no interruptions.

  • @srchobiluvr4718
    @srchobiluvr4718 3 роки тому

    Very cool

  • @leekimberlin3601
    @leekimberlin3601 3 роки тому

    These critters are awesome!

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble Рік тому

    Yo. Look at these giant walruses just lining up for food. What a life. I'm kind of jealous

  • @tardigrade9493
    @tardigrade9493 Рік тому

    I was too scared to love walrus before but this video made me 😍 ❤ walruses!

  • @Wayno69
    @Wayno69 3 роки тому +1

    I don't get the same reaction when I make those sounds in the bath tub

  • @MostEnvious
    @MostEnvious 3 роки тому

    So chill, so fresh, so Dozer.

  • @Jinrou_Yumeno
    @Jinrou_Yumeno 4 роки тому

    I love him. What a good boi

  • @SOFA-pr2je
    @SOFA-pr2je 5 років тому

    I love him

  • @bernardmcavoy1864
    @bernardmcavoy1864 3 роки тому

    Two tons of fun.

  • @BusyBasaz
    @BusyBasaz 3 роки тому +1

    E.T. will always be my favorite walrus. 😢

  • @jurassicverse64
    @jurassicverse64 Рік тому

    It’s incredible how these 2 tons of blubber can make all those sounds!

  • @aziremperorofthesands6369
    @aziremperorofthesands6369 3 роки тому +2

    this is better dating advice than some dating channels give.

  • @petite2276
    @petite2276 Рік тому +1

    I love how he can't even lift his flipper🤣

  • @belle369
    @belle369 4 роки тому +1

    What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty young man

  • @josebatista5188
    @josebatista5188 4 роки тому

    Sweet music.

  • @lordwalrusthe3rd188
    @lordwalrusthe3rd188 4 роки тому +7

    I shall not stand for this tyranny
    My people shall rise up
    The walruses shall rise up

    • @gussneighbour8140
      @gussneighbour8140 3 роки тому +2

      Sire, the middle schoolers are closing in. What should we do?

    • @lordwalrusthe3rd188
      @lordwalrusthe3rd188 3 роки тому +2

      Gus's Neighbour I heard they are best deep fried

    • @gussneighbour8140
      @gussneighbour8140 3 роки тому +2

      @@lordwalrusthe3rd188 Understood sire, I will tell our troops.

    • @gussneighbour8140
      @gussneighbour8140 3 роки тому +2

      We are getting pushed back sire, we have scared away as many white girls as we can but we are forced to set up defensive positions. The future looks bleak.

    • @lordwalrusthe3rd188
      @lordwalrusthe3rd188 3 роки тому +2

      Gus's Neighbour Dont worry soldier! We can still get through this. Stay in a defensive position

  • @SFSomega
    @SFSomega 6 років тому +1

    pretty amazing that those animals can whistle I didn't know :D

  • @chudchukahoon
    @chudchukahoon 3 роки тому +1

    The guy who put the title has a sense of humour.

  • @tyrstark8673
    @tyrstark8673 4 роки тому +2

    They also make great hosts at Mythbusters.

  • @salt8196
    @salt8196 4 роки тому

    everybody gansta til the walrus starts beatboxing

  • @maytesanzaragon7242
    @maytesanzaragon7242 Рік тому

    Que hermosos😮😮😊😊😊

  • @RihnoMayhemGaming
    @RihnoMayhemGaming 2 роки тому

    I can't be the only one who thought of the "Diabeetus" commercials! 😂

  • @-Gilver
    @-Gilver 3 роки тому +1

    God the eyes are so messed up at a certain angle but you gotta love Walruses lol

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 Рік тому

    "Nice lady there, want to say hi?"
    "FFRRRRPPTHTHTHTHTH"

  • @nicolealexander6636
    @nicolealexander6636 6 років тому

    I saw him! They are sooo huge!!

  • @midnightcontemplations8014
    @midnightcontemplations8014 Рік тому

    He sounds like a table shaking 🤣

  • @araregoodguy
    @araregoodguy 5 років тому +1

    Aww!

  • @gavinlamp5426
    @gavinlamp5426 3 роки тому +2

    Wilfred Brimley in his natural habitat

  • @elbandito7504
    @elbandito7504 4 роки тому

    amazingly smart to vocalize on cue...

  • @unknownplayer1648
    @unknownplayer1648 5 років тому

    Wow cool

  • @Mike9201984
    @Mike9201984 3 роки тому

    Soooo handsome

  • @cv3739
    @cv3739 7 років тому

    Cool!!!!!

  • @666toysoldier
    @666toysoldier 4 роки тому

    I have fond memories of Sigfried the pink walrus at the St. Louis Zoo.

  • @grahamlambert8058
    @grahamlambert8058 5 років тому

    Amazing so intelligent 🤓👍

  • @Neonblue84
    @Neonblue84 2 роки тому

    Male walrus sings: "Hey sexy lady..." XD

  • @paulwilson3434
    @paulwilson3434 3 роки тому

    Cool 😎

  • @jamiethedinosaur869
    @jamiethedinosaur869 4 роки тому

    Once you go walrus, you... Nobody ever goes walrus!

  • @williamberry4597
    @williamberry4597 3 роки тому

    LOL, they are like big dogs! Nice.

  • @critie
    @critie 3 роки тому

    walrus - "i make funny noises and get fish"

  • @thezambambo2184
    @thezambambo2184 4 роки тому +1

    I'm not sure whether to pick a Jamie Hynamen quote or "Make way....FOR THE DOZER"

  • @rital312
    @rital312 3 роки тому +1

    Aaaah!! That's why i'm single! i'll try all those new sounds with the next lady i'll see! i'll keep you informed

  • @2067792332977602
    @2067792332977602 3 роки тому

    I would die for Dozer.

  • @tardigrade2560
    @tardigrade2560 4 роки тому

    That legendary thumbnail

  • @GoofNerdProductions
    @GoofNerdProductions 4 роки тому +1

    Walrus calls!!!

  • @melonstew7042
    @melonstew7042 4 роки тому

    Anyone ever seen the movie tusk?

  • @rollothewalker5535
    @rollothewalker5535 5 років тому

    It's 4:35 in the morning and i'm watching videos about walruses. Fuck my life.