Don't have to worry about that kinda stuff when no one wants to be in a relationship with you in the first place *Modern problems require modern solutions*
A message to all females. If the warning lights start flashing furiously, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can. Don't be nice, don't worry about feelings. Those at that point doesn't matter, what matters is you.
As someone who watches too much ID channel and other true crime things, getting locked in his car could have ended SO MUCH WORSE. Good thing the dad knew how smart phones and GPS/phone locator/social media/app things work (neither of my parents do, despite my dad being a literal computer programmer genius).
You quoting that line from No Role Modelz brought back so many memories from highschool listening to that on my earbuds in class n sht god dayummm respecc
We have a cat that comes to our house, so we feed it because my family and I love feeding animals. But anyways, my dad's friend came over, and in the drive way were a bunch, like a lot of squirrel tails in our driveway. I was laughing so hard as my dad's friend pulled into the drive way, and parked on top of some of the tails. I love that cat.
Scrubby : I would never fight an angry dad Also scrubby Scrubby: the dad said to me the 40 yr old man said let's take this outside and I punched his son GGS scrubby you tried to fight the dad but Straight up RKOed the son to assert dominince
I met a girl in German class in high school. She was cute, we went on a date and it didn't work out in high school. I wasn't creepy or anything, she was just hung up on an ex. I swear to God I was mortified when this story started.
Anyone who says their an alpha are not an alpha anyone who says their a beta and is nice, respectful, generous, and over all a good person is an alpha.
For the beginning of the video, you should've said "like or else a VSCO girl will break into your house, take her hydro flask, and hit you skskskskull with it"
That is the exact opposite of a simp. The definition of simp is a guy that puts girls first no questions asked. This guy thought guys were superior and girls should basicly be servants
Reply for a free lamborgeehnee
Sup
Replay
First
Who needs a Lamborghini when you can have a HOT WHEEL CAR
Hi daddy
"your a creeper"
*in my mind*
So thats why he exploded
hate to be that guy but *you're
Mind blown
Aww man.
Me too
@@jkaquatics4284 hehehehe blown
Don't have to worry about that kinda stuff when no one wants to be in a relationship with you in the first place
*Modern problems require modern solutions*
fax
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access I’m just a dingus that gets abused by women
What a point
General_Silver same
literally me X10000000000
Scrubby: I would never fight an angry dad.
Also Scrubby: I have multiple videos of me fighting dads.
But were they angry?
Reed Meskridge
yes
The most angry person to fight is a old man cuz they have nothing to lose
@@longbone2652 0_0
@@longbone2652 hi
“Everyone knows what the Germans did in the 1940’s wasn’t the nicest thing to ever exist”
~Scrubs
Nein
*her EX boyfriend was crazy*
Girl is on thumbnail
The person who took the picture is the crazy ex bf
T h a t s w h a t y o u t h i n k
Lol
@@justsomepepperwithinternet2788 it's a stock image
Why does it matter
1:18 what if someine made a 1 hour loop of scrubby saying SKSKSKS
we all need that in our lives
on it
@@parker_smith72 where it is?
Scrubs: WWII didn’t matter
History professors: REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@morijin /themonkeyking Nah nah nah man you forgot some y's it's more like WWWWWRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That would be my history teacher mr bushnel
morijin /themonkeyking DIO?! Yare Yare Daze
Star Platinum:THE ASSPULL!
*Takes your ability*
Is this a joke
Me learns about wwII in sixth grade
ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!
Although I always get hurt by them
Killer Queen
A thot is a different of queen >.>
ua-cam.com/video/IdyXKJ8NcNI/v-deo.html
Dang... Hopefully it's not always the Public Executions!😂 But seriously... Sorry bout what's happening, man!😅
The last girl I dated cheated on me 2 weeks in but told me 2 months later
A message to all females. If the warning lights start flashing furiously, run in the opposite direction as fast as you can. Don't be nice, don't worry about feelings. Those at that point doesn't matter, what matters is you.
What do you mean you can’t legally force people to go on dates with you😢
My life was a lie and now I have no hope
Umm...?
Wtf
DemNoel The Internet Guy it’s a joke 😂
@@telurik9183 that doesn't change the fact that it is super cursed
Hmmmm
You're the only one who says that you hope I have a good day lol. It makes me feel loved for once😂😂
Please do more theories! I loved the first one and it was really cool! 🙏🙌🙌
ye
The scariest kids that will come knocking at ur door this Halloween:
VSCO girls
What about VSCO girls in fortnite costumes
Biscuit Master
*Terrified screeching*
As someone who watches too much ID channel and other true crime things, getting locked in his car could have ended SO MUCH WORSE. Good thing the dad knew how smart phones and GPS/phone locator/social media/app things work (neither of my parents do, despite my dad being a literal computer programmer genius).
"getting the dad out of the picture"
Who else thought he was gonna kill her dad?
I hope another Karen buys that house so we can get more Karen stories.
TURBO CHICKEN 8. ArE YoU A KaRaN?!?!?! Lol jk jk
TURBO CHICKEN 8 I hope not cause I feel bad for him
Nah he should just buy her house to piss her off
YES
JK
I really want a shirt that says “I think you’re garbage” shirt
Same
Yes
God blesses the notification bell for letting me se this early.
I know right👌🙏
My names Ivan too 😁
500
Biscuit Master my names Ivan but with an e
Lololol
Do some more unsolved mysteries
I love your vids watching since 50k
Nobody:
Scrubs: Skin off my, her, his, their backs
“A good guy named mark”
That’s one of the pastors at my church
“We would now like to call up one of our pastors to the stage, a good guy named mark please come to the stage”
SCRUBS
WHY SO MANY ADS >:(
(Jk we all need momey)
slurb tud ok don’t get the joke but ok
Ads=momey
Momey?🤔
4-5 is normal for a 20 min video
I love momey
You quoting that line from No Role Modelz brought back so many memories from highschool listening to that on my earbuds in class n sht god dayummm respecc
Speaking of VSCO girls my school I having a anti drug dress up day and tommorow I VSCO day
your spinal cord in my class I have a VSCO boy
@@weirdnames2877 oof
@@weirdnames2877 im.praying for you
Killing small animals for fun is the first sign of a serial killer.
My house has already been infiltrated by vsco girls
My sister
Same and I have two sisters plus there friends
@@seantwohig803 not gonna lie that's a massive L. what is it like?
wolf 101 loud and annoying
Sean Twohig that’s an L. Do they ever shut up or no
wolf 101 nope
“You fought a rotating tire with your face” I’m fucking dead 😂
Me: *holds up plastic straw cross* “BE GONE DEMANDS!!!!!!”
Hydro flask Idiots: * Demonic sk’s*
Scrubs: I don't like boys
*I see you've never heard of Danny Devito*
Day 1,095 of asking Scrubby to bear my children even though I'm male.
What gets me is, there's still girls out there who actually want guys to fight over them.
So you’re telling me,that you had the chance to say “or a visco girl will smash her hydro flask on your sk-sk-sk-skull” and you didn’t take it?!
Dog... HOW DESPERATE?! For both of them.😂
How to get 1 million views put Karen face reveal in the title
Scrubby: Mark
Me: Mark ZZUUUUCKERBURGGGG... hehehe
" was crazy "
So I'm guessing he watched some of Scubby's videos for rehabilitation 🤔
I’m really liking the longer story’s
Scrubs always has something to tell us
Oh God Ryan's a VSCO girl now... We've lost him
Bruh, we are not in 1940 Germany over here. It's 2019
Yes, but I still agree about not learning German at school
Not that I'm mad about 1940, I just hate having to learn three languages at school
Nope it’s 2020
@@amirahghulam9212 not funny didn't laugh
Haha, start appreciating 2019 while you can..
This is peppa from the future.
ENJOY ACTUALLY GOING TO SCHOOL
You know someone is mature when they say "I don't like boys" instead of 'I'm not gay bro, nothing wrong with being gay tho but I ain't gay bro."
Scrubs doesn’t look at his comments tho
RNM that’s deflatable
RNM he just wants likes and ad revenue no balls scrubs swear in your next video
@@n8dgr819 who doesn't idiot
_ hey guess what. I’ll think of you when I touch myself tonight
*leave a like for mark, mark’s a chill dude*
VSCO girls say SKSKSK for only one reason : they are big Slovak patriots, they have deep Goral roots, and they are proud of their nation.
urla TV it dumb
We have a cat that comes to our house, so we feed it because my family and I love feeding animals. But anyways, my dad's friend came over, and in the drive way were a bunch, like a lot of squirrel tails in our driveway. I was laughing so hard as my dad's friend pulled into the drive way, and parked on top of some of the tails. I love that cat.
2018: minecraft
2019: sksksksks fortnite sksksksks
OTHER WAY AROUND UNCULTURED SWINE. jk but it is the other way around
Copyright people say I’m a disco boy NO IM A GEEK
But minecraft was hated in 2018 with ur roblox profile pic
Nah it’s more like
2018: Ur A nErD IF YoU PLaY MInEcraFt
2019: Lol fortnite cringe Minecraft is amazing
2019: sksksk hydroflask fortnite skins sksksk
I always used to tell guys they were a great guy before telling them no re-do's.
Now I straight up tell him, nah dude I just don't like you.
All visco girls are going to sksksksksk in to your home
Scrubs-2019
Scrubby : I would never fight an angry dad
Also scrubby
Scrubby: the dad said to me the 40 yr old man said let's take this outside and I punched his son
GGS scrubby you tried to fight the dad but Straight up RKOed the son to assert dominince
Yeah, her ex was probably you, Scrubby.
I met a girl in German class in high school. She was cute, we went on a date and it didn't work out in high school. I wasn't creepy or anything, she was just hung up on an ex. I swear to God I was mortified when this story started.
My bother how do I get a lady sis
Me just Yeet rocks at her window
when you having a bad day, the only person who actually care is homeboy lil scrubster
“Press like for sksksks”
-Scrubs 2019
That’s so funny, at my school we had VSCO day today 😂
You lying
Chase Nelson I promise 😂 I’m not, and plus why would I lie over something like this? 😂
Hey just telling everyone that people that say their gifting subs or subbing are lying so just don't
Your literally underneath someone doing this smh
To all the lads if a girl wants you to fight for her this is what you do
"We are done" the end
Sadly one of my friends is a vsco girl
Scruby: i Am aLlWays goOD aT tAlkiNg
Me: oh really
Him :i kill for the thrill of the hunt
My dog : i am four parallel universes ahead of you
You had me dead at 11:12. Lmao
That threat is the scariest one yet
17:08 SAY IT LOUDER FOR MY GIRLS IN THE BACK
Scrubby: I’ve broke a window with an orange before.
Me: That was a good story
How to find the story
"i dont think ive ever known a mark that i think of"
markiplier: am i a joke to you?
Anyone who says their an alpha are not an alpha anyone who says their a beta and is nice, respectful, generous, and over all a good person is an alpha.
I really wish scrubs made little skits with his friends re-enacting these situations but with Scrubs comments. If that made any sense.
German boy sounds a lot like Dwight shrute from the office!
Sounds good to me like your typical “nice guy”
He is like a crazy Dwight
That J.Cole reference bro! Hahahaa
Ryan you’re Aesop regenerated.
For the beginning of the video, you should've said "like or else a VSCO girl will break into your house, take her hydro flask, and hit you skskskskull with it"
If someone did that to my sister he
would be taking the room temperature challenge.
The guy :Kills a squirrel
Me: I am warning you my spartan squirrel army of 9001 is coming
he missed the perfect oppertunity to say "like or vscos will break your skskskull"
If that visco girl comes into my house caps will be popped.
Nice video man.
She didnt want to make the weird kid mad. I wonder why 😳😳😳
The dude in this story is a real life Dwight Schrute
*_I'm not an alpha male but atleast my intelligence isn't equivalent to a concussed lamb._*
Ayyy “No Role Models”
scrubby:hes a creeper
My mind:creeper!?
Me:AWWW MAN!!
"If you really wanted me you'd fight for me."
"If you really wanted me I wouldn't have to."
I’m not kidding when I say that he said they would smack me with a hydro flask I literally heard a bang at night
I’m pretty sure that German kid came back in time since 1942 and then he got slammed in the Boot Camp lol
Scrubby: we got taught about the 1940s in high school
Me: I got taught about WWII in 3rd grade
Squirrel kid locking her in his car : its big brain time
The german dude : *I'm a creeper, minecraft's grim reaper*
Something else you could have said was "like or a vsco girl will sksksk-uish your skull"
That dude was a P M I S
(You happy now Kelle Weaver?)
That is the exact opposite of a simp. The definition of simp is a guy that puts girls first no questions asked. This guy thought guys were superior and girls should basicly be servants
Scrubs: could of told him that he’s a creeper... me: awwwwwwww man
The j Cole reference was lit
Squirrel kid: I am so smart smrt smart
Scrubby: I’m out, peace
Me: *laughing in the way that the footage sounds like he says pee*
lame
7:20 said the guy who broke a window with an orange😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Scrubby the professional talker
"And I'm out pee"
-Scrubs 2019