( slowed down ) poker face

[@blink5004]

this song always made me feel like a badass but the slowed down version even more

[@aviahneff6627]

Awe blink hii

[@Ashley-rc9hi]

Honestly true though

[@nancy-fc7nh]

this

[@kookiestae252]

Yas I found a blink 😁💜

[@tehyansage3721]

- blink -little monster mode-

[@auri6958]

iconic af

[@charicexxx4237]

Ikr

[@idkwhoiam1012]

R u joking or...

[@brandonsurreyguy]

That's why canucks are gonna win in 2020 Stanley cup and I will be fine with death

[@dc9067]

@@brandonsurreyguy bitch stop saying nonsense are u on drugs

[@Yo-fx1fl]

kr

[@soulace1]

*This makes me feel like a badass that I would never achieve*

[@entiedalujana5110]

FELT THAT!

[@alexa_francinezamora_3251]

Love you're profile

[@zaidennix]

ay we have the same profile picture 😼

[@marie-be]

UR PFP

[@zaidennix]

@@marie-be ✨ It's amazing isn't it ✨

[@yvilla-uf3oc]

this slowed version is literally a bliss of perfection. Reminds me of that scene from the Percy Jackson movie

[@melana_x_kfr5951]

Lotus Hotel and Casino

[@legallytiredasf6920]

As much as inaccurate the movie is,that scene was really good

[@yvilla-uf3oc]

@@legallytiredasf6920 agreed

[@elichkaaa_18]

i’m finally not the only one ☝️

[@Emi-ch7hl]

The movie is awful as a book adaptation but this scene slaps

[@accountnolongerinuse2044]

this makes me kind of sad, it feels like it came out yesterday and me and mom sat and listened to her album. where did time go?

[@simpiybxttxrflys1884]

That is sad

[@imanbasic9156]

It’s sooo trueee😞

[@zoyabenz]

Felt that

[@ahl3cks]

righttt 😓

[@jessicahill9465]

I swear this was me and my mom omg it is sad lmao

[@justtpeachyy]

me: vibing to this song
also me: *m y e a r s*

[@maddie8022]

true

[@ambershipman7095]

Truuuuuue

[@deathlylily9149]

me replying because you only have two replies so why not

[@ambershipman7095]

T r u e

[@fyrusdegay9024]

Ur ears: wHy Is IT SpIcY

[@meriqou5795]

*walks like a badass while listening to this*
*trips*
Fml

[@strngerdiaries9907]

Jee SUS fat mood right there

[@nunyabiznus3649]

but u tripped like a badass

[@veronicamacias4639]

LMAOOOO

[@user-vi3cl9tu6f]

gah same

[@porschamason5210]

Legit me lmfao

[@monica7580]

The part 2:29-2:37 is so satisfying!!!! You slowed it down to perfection I literally feel like I’m in a edit

[@Portal91700]

0:59

[@hania2809]

literaly not a single soul:
me: *pretending im in a hot edit*

[@Анна-ф6ж1о]

Yes. I'm a pretty hot potato :(

[@iamcordelia1403]

BAHAHA

[@kyuwbr__]

SAME LMFAOSBSJ

[@moxie9037]

why u have to call me out like that lmaoo

[@aadhya3229]

stop exposing almost everyone lol ✨

[@iammentallyinarelationship2860]

*let’s be honest, i ain’t be the only one feeling badass when listening to this.*

[@krishellenberg5715]

I do too

[@idonthavethinkafterallimpi7162]

Yes looking ashy and all

[@exclusive8831]

You aren’t alone 😝

[@teehee5350]

Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Me: acting like I’m a baddie while doing my homework that was due 2 day ago

[@salv0tor]

boi you will expose me to my class >:C

[@sitri1234]

I FEEL SO ATTACKEDT I--

[@moxie9037]

HAHA THATS ME RIGHT NOW

[@spalex3786]

why is that me right now

[@ck.62]

THATS ME RN STOP

[@svdprvncesse0469]

You know you really hate yourself when you don’t even feel confident listening to this song 😍

[@alora3183]

BYE.

[@Mrreowmeowmrreowmrowmeow]

same tho..

[@kaminaridenki2165]

Lol i'm just vibing

[@nope8090]

_laughs in maladaptive daydreaming so I can just pretend to not be me anymore_

[@theQueen.]

We got issuuuuuuuuueess feelin like all five at once 💀🤪😩🤡🗑😎

[@cycy8407]

“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun” is my favorite part.

[@miwazzz]

same to be honest

[@stargazeressie]

what does it mean

[@alexmontgomery5761]

@@stargazeressie Russian roulette is a game where you put a bullet in a gun and spin the loader thing then pull the trigger you either die or live and have a 1/6 chance of dying Russian roulette without a gun is pointless

[@TheLiamster]

You literally stole my comment bruh.

[@nikemaraje5]

@@TheLiamster get over it, life is highschool

[@cultofkirstein2310]

The more I listen, the more normal it sounds

[@jujunotonbeat3344]

omg right!?😭😂

[@mariasanchezm.364]

XD true

[@anon-dj9ox]

Me too😬

[@ruslana5600]

Cosplay Skates it sounds normal to me and its my first time listening lol

[@E3T7]

Ruslana Ikr lul

[@snuffmee]

5 year old self: shook

[@kaely-v6n]

S.G Wolfhard sameeee

[@paigelol871]

same

[@jasper9245]

5?? fuck i'm old

[@kaiya7278]

bitch sameeee

[@irlgardengnostic2716]

I remember when this came out...

[@maelys8313]

Does anyone else imagine walking into a room like a goddess and having everyone gaze at you? Because I do LMAO.

[@susanlane6402]

Sure I do... The bitch inside me dances at this song and is the queen

[@NotLeah682]

Yup definitely

[@rubygracemoseley8144]

When this song plays yes

[@lamaalghamdi8228]

Meee

[@its.k4tie]

YES OML MOSTLY AT 1:02

[@user-fd2hs4yv8b]

this song makes me feel attractive even though im not-

[@kimberlyvargas1057]

SAME

[@laurenw.8178]

U ARE PROBABLY BEAUTIFUL

[@tamozsenpai7896]

shut up your attractive and right

[@user-fw2mr7hr5n]

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SUPER ATTRACTIVE✨

[@Fromanotherworld7895]

I know right✋😭

[@yeet_skeet8715]

This song on a whole other level when slowed ----> 2:37 sounds so badass

[@sn-bx2cu]

Mere W OK BUT IT REALLY DOES

[@she7061]

Chicken nugget casino

[@AsiansBeauties]

Lol yea

[@sastina6714]

Damn

[@tsukki1137]

2:30
Damn that noise made me tingle from it going back and forth through my headphones

[@pashiwashi]

Same :/

[@whatcanisayexcept2829]

Same

[@aaronboyle6946]

Why am I thinking of pvz when I hear this part

[@eclipze_100]

FRRRRR

[@cqndyy6878]

Bro this song is so iconic, like I can imagine myself making my ex mad that they left me.

[@BrielleCarrollFilms]

Y’all in the comments like “2 year old me loved this song” and “4 year old me is shook” like wtf I was like 8-10???

[@BrielleCarrollFilms]

9. I was 9.

[@ec_dpool]

I was like 3 at 2008 so I was born at the end of a beautiful music era because music after like 2011/13 turned to shit I like music from early 2000’s all the way back to 50-60’s music my great grandma had some records at her house so when I was young she told me about how she went to school with Elvis and my same reaction when she said that was “WHAAAATTTT??!!” I was introduced to good music at a young age

[@karla3153]

I was 1 lol

[@janaristic7559]

I was 5 😂😂

[@JS-vb5vy]

jesus we got some preschoolers in the chat go back to daycare kids

[@moonchild1682]

1:08 idk why but always i've loved that "she's got me like nobody" and after this i love it more now

[@val1l]

dexr-trypxphxbix SAME OMG

[@graceelliott1437]

ME TOOOO

[@emmqlx]

dexr-trypxphxbix same!!

[@thomaslikesplanes5773]

Best part, no one cares about the Russian roulette part!

[@AISHA-zm3jx]

Izuku is kool I do don’t assume also YES MIDORIYA IS SOO COOL I prefer todoroki or tamaki though

[@idrowned5985]

This song makes me feel like I’m winning a gamble in Kakegurui

[@aceyolo7395]

LMAOOO

[@crabbss1762]

same

[@your_crkfan7907]

We will never win-

[@annathegirlboss4886]

Same but I can’t even beat ryota ;-;

[@rottingonmybaseboards]

ikrr

[@r.y.e.n.230]

I'm so glad a song like this exists

[@izy9261]

2:28 with headphones on sounds like a UFO

[@Snorr30rre]

Ikr

[@fiyoke7202]

Even without it does

[@frog.3456]

IKR

[@ohiwaigotthechils8441]

how do yall know what a UFO sounds like..?

[@coolgurl2033]

@@ohiwaigotthechils8441 oop 😳

[@yeonjunniee3]

Nobody:
Me: struts like I'm in some movie
Nobody:
*trips*

[@MochiBerry13]

I felt that

[@NobodyWantsYourPity]

on a spiritual level.

[@sebakd1533]

TokyoGhoul

[@maka1la]

TokyoGhoul i do that in my room

[@dylsrose]

I LITERALLY TRIPPED TODAY walking back home from school I am mortified.

[@hala_musa55]

lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah).
💜🖤♣️♦️♠️🎭

[@hala_musa55]

@Sophie Fabry you welcome🖤

[@Seeking404]

Mum mum mum mah lol

[@imsad4757]

Tysm!

[@necromantiix]

actually!! the second half of the song changes the secondary “p-p-poker face” to “fu-fu-fuck her face”

[@socelamcart]

People like u are gods💚

[@karleecornell1770]

This song hits different when you and a bunch of friends are driving in the middle of the night to the store and you feel unstoppable.

[@morganjean3022]

No one:
The other people on my zoom meeting watching me lipstick and dance to this:
👁👄👁

[@planethimbyrem]

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

[@Robertczoraa]

OH GOD I BET THEY WERE LIKE "wtf is she doing..-"

[@coolbluehat]

Bitch I Iip sing this at school😃 I even do all those movements too😃😭

[@stella-ellaelsy6659]

@@coolbluehat That's just a power move. AND I NEED IT.

[@coralbrooks9887]

this is totally not me right now 😉

[@lenoth69]

1:36 is the part everyone’s here for
Edit: I do like the whole song it is just my fave part and thanks for the likes 😂😂❤️
Oh and have a lovely day ✌️

[@selineali98]

Exactly

[@Mia-zx3yv]

Drawing Everyday yaaassss thank you queennnnnnnn

[@shi7212]

Teehee

[@donkeydong2732]

i just came for the entire song

[@Luna_Ee]

Nice my faverite part is 1:24 (she said sounds like my mom) hehehe

[@essiecoker7480]

*me pretending to be in a movie*
*the wall I’ve been staring at for 20 minutes* ~Is something wrong?~

[@dude_4real4330]

MEEEEE OMG THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I'M DOING FHSJDSJHKS

[@whoslora0223]

Same

[@mushroom9455]

OMG present perfect! I have this at school now!

[@gabrielle3128]

yo fr tho

[@owenedb]

SAMEEEEEE

[@cozyxgirl]

This deserve a special place on my playlist✨

[@1lina9]

1:36 speaks for itself, iconic

[@jamiecisfemalesheher5250]

Preach 😔😔

[@sastina6714]

@Top 3rd Tikker Damn

[@rindough]

pov: *you're pretending to be a supermodel in a victoria secret fashion show doing catwalks in your room in the middle of the night*

[@marijiukas8882]

OMG YEEEEES

[@ghostra8800]

I've been exposed- :O

[@Dragon1roses]

i should look for camera’s in my room :^

[@halleycain3409]

Shhhh🤫🤫

[@fIeurr]

just 3am tingz

[@Keiana.a.l.n]

No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Mouthing the words being seductive thinking I'm smexy instead of doing school work that was due a week ago
edit: holy crap i did not expect this many likes thanky you guys sm !

[@jaylabarnwell7013]

Same bro..same

[@Zenith7jpg]

SOO TRUEEEE XDD btw samee ¬.¬

[@Nora-mb1cx]

same.. but my work was due like 2 months ago- and im like 40 assignments behind- p-P-pOKeR FaCe

[@secretkqt]

so relatable

[@yangchengfang7960]

Samee but I never let my assignments overdo cuz if I did I'd be dead from my fam
TwT

[@dinorex3464]

It's been years and yet I still feel like a total badass whenever I hear this song.

[@kakyoin2850]

the young alice cooper photo makes this even better
oh my gosh, 1.1k likes?? thank u so much!!! :oo

[@nonexistent2496]

Ikr

[@shahadal-ghamdi7211]

do you know the name of the tv show ?

[@kakyoin2850]

shahad Al-ghamdi riverdale and the photo is from the midnight club episode from season 3 :)

[@ttoharr]

true facts

[@petroscamircea]

@@shahadal-ghamdi7211 Riverdale

[@senadebesay6964]

Let’s be honest we all feel like we are so cool listening to this

[@Thelinelife]

𝚈𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚕🤣🤣

[@xlovelyteagacha3853]

Don't expose me like that-

[@vampera.]

Si, but
wHy dOeS eVeRYoNe eXpOsE mE

[@sofiabaquero1446]

@@vampera. || Because si.

[@NotLeah682]

Yes lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣 even tjough I'm not ;-;

[@venusflytrapp1968]

Let's be honest, *you feel like a literal god while listening to this*

[@confusedbreadstick5678]

*I mean...can you blame me? :)*

[@majahavasi536]

I mean it's boost my god complex even more yeah

[@lukebell9945]

@@majahavasi536 no one with a god complex says they have a god complex. It contradicts the entire pov.

[@ArCC.]

No, that's sounds pretty stupid.

[@aleshahooker]

so true yes lmfao 😂😂😂🤣

[@elizabethcsiki8831]

This song will never die

[@kiienta6814]

This would be so badass on a slomo part in a movie when the “hot girl” walks in or something idk

[@thomaslikesplanes5773]

_the edits._

[@ilkinkacar2122]

Her name is alice cooper (young)

[@オタク-v6z]

@@thomaslikesplanes5773 i have sold my soul for your cat

[@thomaslikesplanes5773]

オタク yes you have, he owns more than 1k souls

[@vaeh274]

they need to make the most iconic highschool movie (right before mean girls of course) and put this in it
*or else i will do it*

[@emmarina5310]

2020 kids: who's here because of tiktok?
2000 kids: who's here because of karate kid?

[@billsgfong]

I was born in 2010 but I'm here because I love her music-

[@vshioyl]

honestly i'm here from percy jackson :D

[@izzyyyk]

Im here bc my mom had put this song on my ipod playlist songs

[@niketastic]

@@billsgfong are you ten?

[@niketastic]

@@billsgfong you got a great taste in music!

[@paulcaverly9235]

imagine the next generation of people not knowing about this
like damn this hits hard

[@eloibautista7684]

I know this song bc of my parents and other songs too :>

[@user-rx4jt9mj2j]

My showed my 7 year old sister about this song and she is shook

[@UniversalLuv444]

This Hits Different After Mental Breakdown 💃🏻✨

[@chishiyas]

LOL

[@adenjazmi1102]

LOL YUP

[@softshopdsr5935]

😂why the f is this funny

[@LifeOfJakoby54]

FELT THIS💀

[@AUDACITY245]

DAMN BRO IM SORRY ABOUT THAT 😭🤣

[@Eri54307]

POV: Your squad watches you come out of a building that would explode while you stepped over your enemies who were on the ground knocked out and beat with your 5 inch heels

[@kirra420]

omg midari

[@Eri54307]

yumeko jabami correction: wife of Midari 💖

[@kirra420]

Waifu OfMidari ohhh sorry i mean: omg wife of midari

[@wi1lboo951]

The pfp😍

[@misshanahaki8705]

Ma'am I would fall-

[@izzyold8551]

No one:
Me at 5 years: CUTIE PIE CUTIE PIE

[@alybecerril3603]

sameeee

[@skii9941]

omg me too

[@loreleinorthfield6244]

Aww HAHA

[@zukooos]

aww thats kinda cute

[@alybecerril3603]

@@zukooos haha yea

[@iwasnotenchantedtomeetyou]

Other people: **Thinks their on a edit**
Me: **thinks im on Kakegurui**

[@Robin-tf2rt]

Omg same. It really reminds me of it

[@opalalexandra]

Lol 😂

[@abuelasravioli]

SAMEEEEE

[@maddie8022]

true

[@BRAINFULLOFRAMEN偉の旺新]

I WAS JUST THINKING OF HOW WELL THIS WOULD FIT IN KAKEGURUI

[@marcocorbetta6185]

"Russian Roulette isn't the same without a GUN" That "gun" hits every time

[@raunikaaaa]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.

[@yoits_elijah1311]

What everyone hears “poker face~”
What I hear-: “PoKe HeR fAcE”

[@tony_the_cactus]

Makes sense...

[@Jack-vq2bn]

She’s actually saying “f*ck her face”... Bc this song is about fantasizing about being with a woman while you’re with a man lmaoo

[@Gabby-g6i]

@@Jack-vq2bn i-

[@nkaresrotana4776]

I'm singing it like this just to try it out and there's no difference 🤣🤣

[@luizabarylak4813]

@@Jack-vq2bn i cant-

[@berilsezgin831]

Everyone: anyone from tik tok
Me: uMm pErCy JaCsON

[@nursemiku7342]

umMmMmmMmMm yEaH

[@vicky_icky.]

LMAO NOOOOOO THE FLASHBACKS-

[@dartaficial3480]

SaaaamEeeEeEeeeEEE

[@tealmuchiiwolf7124]

IM FROM SOUTH PARK JSJSJ CARTMAN SUNG THIS SONG OMG

[@jakyllz]

@@tealmuchiiwolf7124 OMG THAT EPISODE

[@evavaughan2978]

me: *being insecure and hating my face*
this song comes on: *dancing and pretending to be in a hot edit*

[@ellagreen3993]

i thought it was just me XD

[@elenagato61]

Rt

[@nogoodnameideas3431]

:O fr tho that me-

[@madisonsmithe3613]

im not liking this comment because it has 665 likes but maybe I'll come back and like it

[@jestervasquez8273]

MO..MO..MO..MOGG🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️

[@lys1955]

pov: you’re the good girl at school but little do they know that that’s just a personality and they know nothing about your after school life 😌
edit: jesus this was so long ago why are there so many likes haha 😼

[@poojabaxi1260]

me me me

[@hollydoerr1574]

Yes

[@saiii_lenix873]

Why does that sound like me though

[@sleppyyoongles971]

@moonbae ;)

[@dibyendusekharghosh2840]

After school I'm a mafia training girl😂lol

[@jellypenguin1826]

Who else grew up blasting 2010s music with thier parents 🙌🏻

[@emilyahmad4206]

minus the parents part

[@andieabanto6837]

Cousins*

[@kennedyhofer9857]

Me

[@bronbowen4852]

My parents were busy

[@isabelleannecourtney7998]

Uh oh, I’ve been caught

[@kakadiki4310]

2:25

[@monoka688]

Thanks

[@thisisizzy]

Ty

[@velocryx]

only true gym goers listen to this 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@glowgirl3333]

Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even the aliens from area 51:
Me at 2am while eating cereal: *MAMAMAMA*

[@Mia-jt1oc]

SAMEEE

[@judydaniellecalibo5784]

u made me laugh thank u

[@tin5222]

frrrr

[@chickennugget_artist9577]

That got me xD

[@l.lisa09]

U-😂😂 got me wheezing at 1am

[@angel-cs6cz]

i’m in quarantine rn and that outfit is tempting me to put on a badass outfit for myself

[@olivvies]

POV: Your seducing your homework that due date was over a while ago

[@danikhom9213]

How do you know that 😭✋

[@lily.s9173]

ummmm chile why are you correct

[@yrastrogeek]

NOT ME SEDUCING MY ANIME BODY PILLOW💀👊🏻🍖🦴

[@zosiaiscool547]

BHAHHA 💀✋

[@donnalyseight4116]

Y'all are sending me

[@dayana7925]

"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" my fav part

[@buidacdoanbui6558]

Yesss 🎉

[@shanadas3]

.75x makes me feel like im a drunk, spinning around in the living room during some ugly frat party-as everyone dances in slow motion behind me, my head fuzzy, i'm dizzy & then (after stumbling around a while) i finally collapse in the bathroom while the music slowly fades out in the background.
i really thought this through, huh.

[@Ace-qs3hj]

That was very descriptive. I felt every word

[@MochiBerry13]

Wow, very descriptive

[@raviolipizzarollie1935]

*angry heathers frat noises*

[@apollo574]

i get that vibe

[@saylahjane]

Somehow I relate

[@elonaackerman4163]

No one:
Me: pretending I am in the Lotus casino in Percy Jackson

[@empanadatriste6144]

Ereh

[@pryabooks3157]

Me too. Me too

[@elonaackerman4163]

@@empanadatriste6144 Shinzo sasageyo

[@lechildinadultform1694]

AAAHH ooohhhhh mY god the memories

[@myathompson5925]

LMAO

[@malaika_7vb]

no one:
me: *body roll, stares at wall dangerously, smirks, throw's it back in chair*
edit: oof rip my notifications

[@username9885]

mood

[@um_isa831]

why is that literally me 🤣🤣

[@daisyb111]

Stares at wall dangerously LMAO FR

[@limocuk7763]

OMG- I'm doing it-

[@c0urt5h1p.d4t1n]

That is literally a fact about me right there 😂

[@k2redits]

People watching in 2024
👇

[@913_Niyala]

I'll forever miss these Gaga days 🥹

[@dnodyuhehdhdndjddhdb4371]

No one:
Me: acting like baddie and doing the hair flip
Parents: WHAT THE FAWK

[@marijiukas8882]

YESSS GURLLL AGREEE

[@ash.j071]

I do that to 😔

[@milas.6264]

GO GURRRLL

[@opiumwook]

yall on crack fr

[@marcchingcuangco1532]

Why is this so accurate?

[@skibidislicers360]

istg lady gaga always makes the most *ICONIC* songs in history. and to this day, I still love them and listen to them on repeat

[@emmqlx]

Anyone else making edits in their heads of themselves’s?😂

[@f_atheba09]

Emma_ 00 yup XD

[@natsuhikouu1508]

this is so true 😂😂

[@emmqlx]

Shoto Todoroki is bae uwu yesss😂

[@Abc-jn8uy]

Ella Windstorm me! I’m just imaging an edit of Cheleanor in my head. (Cheleanor is Chidi and Eleanor from the good place)

[@leonsfavegirl]

Yes...
What happens in my mind while listening to this:
•My crush loves me and treats me like I'm the only girl hes every loved.
•I'm what they call "sexy"
•I make edits of myself but cant actually make them irl.

[@Krystal_15]

Imagine your walking on the hallway while listening to this sound.🔥🔥

[@zhonglischilde5446]

its all fun and games, until someone actually pokes your face.

[@tactvrnx0636]

i-

[@firstlarryshipper9143]

Lmao

[@coolbluehat]

I-

[@its_va691]

I- wEoW

[@cherrypop4094]

😳 don’t do dat 😤🤧🧍🏼‍♀️

[@laibasarwar3777]

me acting like a baddie and dancing
my homework their for like 2 hours and due in 2 mins :
👁 👄 👁

[@genowefakasiamierczak9391]

True af xd

[@mamacita7286]

me rn

[@laibasarwar3777]

@Maika sure when

[@laibasarwar3777]

@Maika okie

[@millie2516]

I swear me rn

[@whizher4887]

this just makes me wanna put on high heels and act like a stripper

[@anjalovesu]

Omggg did not see that comeing

[@maddie8022]

haha lol

[@marycruzcontreras8589]

hahhaaha

[@narcissablack2096]

lets become strippers and get rich together 😌

[@marycruzcontreras8589]

@@narcissablack2096 hahhah

[@briviotimbuleng5224]

0:18 listening to this while imagining a badass entrance

[@captainnemo9736]

Slowed versions are one of the best ways to love the songs again

[@user-fj2qu3ux4q]

lyrics

[@isaachernandez69]

Cuidare tu corazón como una caja fuerte :).

[@um_no8378]

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

[@teamsuho]

Mum-mum-mum-mah

[@shoaybhussain8170]

Your 5elling me I need to memorise all this??

[@Ibor3d306]

it’s p-p-p-poker face, f-f-f-fuck her face

[@sarahainsworth6469]

THE POWER I FEEL WHEN LISTENING TO THIS IS IMMACULATE

[@zoldyck6923]

2022 and this still a bop💕💕💕

[@yra4328]

no one:
literally no one:
me: acting like a bad bleep at 1am wiggling around the bed
(didn't still expect this comment would blew up anyways thanks for the 15K likes!!)

[@rebeccaleighi.]

Why you exposing me like that 😂

[@none7207]

i felt this comment on all different levels

[@annabennett7688]

BAHAHAH THATS ME RIGHT NOW 💀

[@lunamoonsolos]

yes, by the way, i love that pfp. Snow white as Taehyung>>>>

[@Анна-ф6ж1о]

Why would u attack me like that??😂

[@sophiedophiecosplay5270]

when you listen to old nostalgic songs and everyone still likes it:
y e s its all coming together

[@yunusemredemir4748]

Lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)

[@ihavemassivepp]

Thanks :)

[@yunusemredemir4748]

@@ihavemassivepp muah 😘

[@francescamartano9169]

Thank u soooo much

[@cielphantomhive891]

Uhm w h a t😀

[@prestonsalomon1778]

@@cielphantomhive891 EXACTLY, fuck her face????

[@BellaCupcakez]

this song makes you feel so powerful

[@y0ur.d4rl1ng]

No one:
Nothing:
Me: lying in ny bed and rolls body

[@kyoken7559]

Same with me

[@hxney7293]

Im not sure if thats how the joke works👁👄👁

[@vinaalvian4279]

For what? I still not understand tf

[@evikyriazopoulou2429]

ME LMAO😭

[@simpforbaekhyun3038]

lol same

[@paulinazielinski7770]

me: thinks of Percy Jackson and pretends to be in a edit at the lotus casino

[@rolakatamish]

YES.

[@merrelltwinslover1556]

me

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

Ommmggggggg yesssssssssss i wanted to try the Lots flowers, but i just now realized they where drugs. Yeah.

[@xxhoneysucklexx1545]

@@anumiminara4531 mine is either Percy or Annabeth.

[@mait9341]

@@anumiminara4531 PERCY, Piper , Leo Annabeth

[@ch7nel749]

the whole comment section is full of "no one, literally no one."

[@Love_Tragedy]

Ikr I just came to enjoy the song while doing my homework

[@ayeshaafghan8749]

@@Love_Tragedy SAME AJJAJAJAJA

[@LuvBarbiefan]

No one:
Literally no one:
Us:pointing out the people saying “no one,literally no one.”
Heh
😫✋🏼

[@StolenAlias]

FUCKING THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST ITS ALL I SEE!!!!

[@kluzius]

No one:
The comment section: no one literally no one

[@dallasjonpaulgrove547]

You're a Brilliant tactician who's managed to keep your enemies chasing you In a circle, until finally you have all the cards in your favor and attack.

[@realizashun8333]

*Walking like a baddie cause it's slowed down 😍*

[@eijirokirishima3415]

The quiet girl: CANT READ MY CANT MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER FACE
Me: let’s be friends
EDIT THANKS FOR 1.5k LIKES

[@adrianahungarter270]

Ikr

[@azaelahharrell1864]

okay were friends now //.
UwU okay hiiii 😅🥺🤍

[@whatwhatwh.wh.w]

Kiri??! :o

[@lillianduffy8572]

I READ THIS RIGHT AS THAT LYRIC PLAYED IN THIS SONG

[@xoxoarminluverr8490]

that was very manly kiri

[@lamyabullard1472]

don't get any ideas Tik Tok
Edit: omgg thanks for the likes 😆

[@Beephobic1013]

too late it’s already there

[@ether6697]

Cacti•girl NOOO

[@carinag4635]

Cacti•girl noooo

[@tarynralphs3695]

Now that you say it..

[@katsukibakugou2131]

It's not gonna make the song any less good

[@privatesauce4301]

Best accidental click of my life

[@sgorifemfjsjcdjdi2644]

Agreed

[@morowu8595]

I listen to this everyday and I can't stop
*Edit 01/06/2019:* 2 months later, I still can't stop.
*Edit #2 30/07/2019:* yeetus skeeuts 3 months
*Edit #3 21/08/2019:* wow 4 months
*Edit #4 20/10/2019:* 6 months
*Edit #5 16/12/2019:* owo 8 months
*Edit #6 27/05/2020:* lol I'm still listening to it but in a more slowed version and sometimes the normal version, so yeah I've been listening to poker face for a year now and I've been a gaga fan ever since
*Edit #7 26.02.2023:* sorry for the long wait yall, Been three years, AND I HEARD THIS SONG LIVE IN DUSSELDORF YAAA

[@m6riiaa]

iconic

[@mariam-ci5hh]

Ok

[@morowu8595]

@Oh Honey ayeee

[@TeaOtter07]

WASSUP. You still listening to it?

[@morowu8595]

@@TeaOtter07 lol yes

[@nanda3558]

1:36 why is this so satisfying ??

[@liamishel9742]

Я почувствовала себя немного крутой.На этом моменте🤣😼

[@Vladimir-ii2pz]

Да.. Цепляет

[@adelynngrace5640]

Am I the only one that hears Jade from Victorious??
1k I can’t 🥵🥰😂

[@e.mchristina5260]

Sleepy Head yes actually 😂

[@bisexualbonobo8616]

Sleepy Head YESSSSS

[@bisexualbonobo8616]

Sleepy Head no i hear it

[@bay_leaf1510]

Sleepy Head
Gosh, I miss Victorious, no matter how shitty it was

[@idktbh92929]

Pumper Nickel it wasn’t shitty at all tf

[@Cyber_Speakerwoman]

FINALLY I FOUND THIS SONG FOR SO LONG 🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@beabadoodoo]

POV: *You're having flashbacks to your mom's car in 2012*

[@aninhjxs]

YES EBSKSBDJSK

[@Rafe66]

oop i was 4 then ;-;

[@beabadoodoo]

@@Rafe66 SAME AYOOO

[@Rafe66]

@@beabadoodoo YASSS

[@beabadoodoo]

@@Rafe66 Feels like yesterday-

[@samanthakgr]

no one:
me: **acting like a badass at 12am whilst doing my homework that was due a day ago**

[@libs4095]

me but with homework that was due months ago

[@Lov3lyskull.]

Me now remembering that I forgot my homework :fuck

[@kaimiller6681]

I haven’t done my mine that’s due aug 26 2020 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@dudamartins22]

1:25 the best part of the song starts there🥶

[@yvvspresso]

It starts at 0:00 and ends at 4:18

[@livlol2233]

this song actually makes me feel like a goddess 😩

[@Urmom-jf2uv]

You are a goddess

[@miacarolina5357]

Everyone: Proker face 😌👍
Me: pOlKa FaCe 😈🤙

[@coraline._.whyborn6078]

same braaaaaa

[@arusikgasparyan6458]

😏

[@qw1fy]

its also fuck her face 0.0

[@1tzm3hh]

5 year old me: *pOkE yOuR fAcE*

[@valdomirojardim]

@@1tzm3hh LMFAOOOOOO

[@chevinoo156]

Jade from victorius be like:

[@v0idspamz636]

@Kim Nora _-shhhhhhh-_

[@user-rx4jt9mj2j]

Yujinie So she talking about victorious Elizabeth Gilles is the actor of jade and she is saying she sounds like that

[@-somebody-7133]

Lyrics (that no one asked for):
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)

[@nonexistent2496]

Thx

[@-somebody-7133]

@@nonexistent2496 no problem (:

[@letshaveanormalname6325]

I was wondering if there are lyrics in comments and you've granted my wish thanks mate

[@-somebody-7133]

@SolarRenee 7 Yeah !

[@Mimi-rq6zj]

Texaassss its from Australlia my cousin lives there

[@alicedebora9397]

This needs to be on spotify