I was like 3 at 2008 so I was born at the end of a beautiful music era because music after like 2011/13 turned to shit I like music from early 2000’s all the way back to 50-60’s music my great grandma had some records at her house so when I was young she told me about how she went to school with Elvis and my same reaction when she said that was “WHAAAATTTT??!!” I was introduced to good music at a young age
@@stargazeressie Russian roulette is a game where you put a bullet in a gun and spin the loader thing then pull the trigger you either die or live and have a 1/6 chance of dying Russian roulette without a gun is pointless
no one: literally no one: me: acting like a bad bleep at 1am wiggling around the bed (didn't still expect this comment would blew up anyways thanks for the 15K likes!!)
No one: Literally no one: Me: Mouthing the words being seductive thinking I'm smexy instead of doing school work that was due a week ago edit: holy crap i did not expect this many likes thanky you guys sm !
lyrics: Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey) A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian roulette is not the same without a gun And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, whoa, oh, oh Oh, oh oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (She's got me like nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah). 💜🖤♣️♦️♠️🎭
Yes... What happens in my mind while listening to this: •My crush loves me and treats me like I'm the only girl hes every loved. •I'm what they call "sexy" •I make edits of myself but cant actually make them irl.
POV: Your squad watches you come out of a building that would explode while you stepped over your enemies who were on the ground knocked out and beat with your 5 inch heels
POV: You're a villain who bets the lives of your rivals in games of Russian Roulette and Hold 'Em. You normally wear a mask, but you take it off to start the game. Your face is the last thing your victims see. You also have a partner who just walks around the table, whistling this song, to make the victims nervous. You just can't lose because you're totally inexpressive during the game, so nobody knows what you think. Normally, you play the cards with hearts at the end, just to show them and stabbing your victims in their chests
pov: you’re the good girl at school but little do they know that that’s just a personality and they know nothing about your after school life 😌 edit: jesus this was so long ago why are there so many likes haha 😼
You're a Brilliant tactician who's managed to keep your enemies chasing you In a circle, until finally you have all the cards in your favor and attack.
.75x makes me feel like im a drunk, spinning around in the living room during some ugly frat party-as everyone dances in slow motion behind me, my head fuzzy, i'm dizzy & then (after stumbling around a while) i finally collapse in the bathroom while the music slowly fades out in the background. i really thought this through, huh.
I listen to this everyday and I can't stop *Edit 01/06/2019:* 2 months later, I still can't stop. *Edit #2 30/07/2019:* yeetus skeeuts 3 months *Edit #3 21/08/2019:* wow 4 months *Edit #4 20/10/2019:* 6 months *Edit #5 16/12/2019:* owo 8 months *Edit #6 27/05/2020:* lol I'm still listening to it but in a more slowed version and sometimes the normal version, so yeah I've been listening to poker face for a year now and I've been a gaga fan ever since *Edit #7 26.02.2023:* sorry for the long wait yall, Been three years, AND I HEARD THIS SONG LIVE IN DUSSELDORF YAAA
Lyrics (that no one asked for): I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it) Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin' Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand cause I'm marvelous Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody) Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my poker face (She is gonna let nobody) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh) P p p poker face, p p p poker face (Muh muh muh muh)
Lyrics: Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah Mum-mum-mum-mah I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun) Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum-mum-mum-mah) (Mum mum mum mah) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning Just like a chick in the casino Take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got me like nobody) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah) Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (Mum-mum-mum-mah)
iconic af
Ikr
R u joking or...
That's why canucks are gonna win in 2020 Stanley cup and I will be fine with death
@@brandonsurreyguy bitch stop saying nonsense are u on drugs
kr
this song always made me feel like a badass but the slowed down version even more
Awe blink hii
Honestly true though
this
Yas I found a blink 😁💜
- blink -little monster mode-
this makes me kind of sad, it feels like it came out yesterday and me and mom sat and listened to her album. where did time go?
That is sad
It’s sooo trueee😞
Felt that
righttt 😓
I swear this was me and my mom omg it is sad lmao
this slowed version is literally a bliss of perfection. Reminds me of that scene from the Percy Jackson movie
Lotus Hotel and Casino
As much as inaccurate the movie is,that scene was really good
@@legallytiredasf6920 agreed
i’m finally not the only one ☝️
The movie is awful as a book adaptation but this scene slaps
5 year old self: shook
S.G Wolfhard sameeee
same
5?? fuck i'm old
bitch sameeee
I remember when this came out...
*This makes me feel like a badass that I would never achieve*
FELT THAT!
Love you're profile
ay we have the same profile picture 😼
UR PFP
@@marie-be ✨ It's amazing isn't it ✨
me: vibing to this song
also me: *m y e a r s*
true
Truuuuuue
me replying because you only have two replies so why not
T r u e
Ur ears: wHy Is IT SpIcY
The part 2:29-2:37 is so satisfying!!!! You slowed it down to perfection I literally feel like I’m in a edit
0:59
this song makes me feel attractive even though im not-
SAME
U ARE PROBABLY BEAUTIFUL
shut up your attractive and right
YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SUPER ATTRACTIVE✨
I know right✋😭
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Me: acting like I’m a baddie while doing my homework that was due 2 day ago
I FEEL SO ATTACKEDT I--
HAHA THATS ME RIGHT NOW
why is that me right now
THATS ME RN STOP
Why are the ppl in these comments like un ironically exposing me
*walks like a badass while listening to this*
*trips*
Fml
Jee SUS fat mood right there
but u tripped like a badass
LMAOOOO
gah same
Legit me lmfao
You know you really hate yourself when you don’t even feel confident listening to this song 😍
BYE.
same tho..
Lol i'm just vibing
_laughs in maladaptive daydreaming so I can just pretend to not be me anymore_
We got issuuuuuuuuueess feelin like all five at once 💀🤪😩🤡🗑😎
literaly not a single soul:
me: *pretending im in a hot edit*
Yes. I'm a pretty hot potato :(
BAHAHA
SAME LMFAOSBSJ
why u have to call me out like that lmaoo
stop exposing almost everyone lol ✨
Y’all in the comments like “2 year old me loved this song” and “4 year old me is shook” like wtf I was like 8-10???
9. I was 9.
I was like 3 at 2008 so I was born at the end of a beautiful music era because music after like 2011/13 turned to shit I like music from early 2000’s all the way back to 50-60’s music my great grandma had some records at her house so when I was young she told me about how she went to school with Elvis and my same reaction when she said that was “WHAAAATTTT??!!” I was introduced to good music at a young age
I was 1 lol
I was 5 😂😂
jesus we got some preschoolers in the chat go back to daycare kids
“Russian roulette is not the same without a gun” is my favorite part.
same to be honest
what does it mean
@@stargazeressie Russian roulette is a game where you put a bullet in a gun and spin the loader thing then pull the trigger you either die or live and have a 1/6 chance of dying Russian roulette without a gun is pointless
You literally stole my comment bruh.
@@TheLiamster get over it, life is highschool
Does anyone else imagine walking into a room like a goddess and having everyone gaze at you? Because I do LMAO.
Sure I do... The bitch inside me dances at this song and is the queen
Yup definitely
When this song plays yes
Meee
YES OML MOSTLY AT 1:02
The more I listen, the more normal it sounds
omg right!?😭😂
XD true
Me too😬
Cosplay Skates it sounds normal to me and its my first time listening lol
Ruslana Ikr lul
pov: *you're pretending to be a supermodel in a victoria secret fashion show doing catwalks in your room in the middle of the night*
OMG YEEEEES
I've been exposed- :O
i should look for camera’s in my room :^
Shhhh🤫🤫
just 3am tingz
no one:
literally no one:
me: acting like a bad bleep at 1am wiggling around the bed
(didn't still expect this comment would blew up anyways thanks for the 15K likes!!)
Why you exposing me like that 😂
i felt this comment on all different levels
BAHAHAH THATS ME RIGHT NOW 💀
yes, by the way, i love that pfp. Snow white as Taehyung>>>>
Why would u attack me like that??😂
I'm so glad a song like this exists
POV: Your seducing your homework that due date was over a while ago
How do you know that 😭✋
ummmm chile why are you correct
NOT ME SEDUCING MY ANIME BODY PILLOW💀👊🏻🍖🦴
BHAHHA 💀✋
Y'all are sending me
Nobody:
Me: struts like I'm in some movie
Nobody:
*trips*
I felt that
on a spiritual level.
TokyoGhoul
TokyoGhoul i do that in my room
I LITERALLY TRIPPED TODAY walking back home from school I am mortified.
This song makes me feel like I’m winning a gamble in Kakegurui
LMAOOO
same
We will never win-
Same but I can’t even beat ryota ;-;
ikrr
Bro this song is so iconic, like I can imagine myself making my ex mad that they left me.
1:36 is the part everyone’s here for
Edit: I do like the whole song it is just my fave part and thanks for the likes 😂😂❤️
Oh and have a lovely day ✌️
Exactly
Drawing Everyday yaaassss thank you queennnnnnnn
Teehee
i just came for the entire song
Nice my faverite part is 1:24 (she said sounds like my mom) hehehe
*let’s be honest, i ain’t be the only one feeling badass when listening to this.*
I do too
Yes looking ashy and all
You aren’t alone 😝
What everyone hears “poker face~”
What I hear-: “PoKe HeR fAcE”
Makes sense...
She’s actually saying “f*ck her face”... Bc this song is about fantasizing about being with a woman while you’re with a man lmaoo
@@Jack-vq2bn i-
I'm singing it like this just to try it out and there's no difference 🤣🤣
@@Jack-vq2bn i cant-
This deserve a special place on my playlist✨
*me pretending to be in a movie*
*the wall I’ve been staring at for 20 minutes* ~Is something wrong?~
MEEEEE OMG THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT I'M DOING FHSJDSJHKS
Same
OMG present perfect! I have this at school now!
yo fr tho
SAMEEEEEE
1:36 speaks for itself, iconic
Preach 😔😔
@Top 3rd Tikker Damn
this just makes me wanna put on high heels and act like a stripper
Omggg did not see that comeing
haha lol
hahhaaha
lets become strippers and get rich together 😌
@@narcissablack2096 hahhah
"Russian Roulette isn't the same without a GUN" That "gun" hits every time
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT.
No one:
Me: acting like baddie and doing the hair flip
Parents: WHAT THE FAWK
YESSS GURLLL AGREEE
I do that to 😔
GO GURRRLL
yall on crack fr
Why is this so accurate?
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: Mouthing the words being seductive thinking I'm smexy instead of doing school work that was due a week ago
edit: holy crap i did not expect this many likes thanky you guys sm !
Same bro..same
SOO TRUEEEE XDD btw samee ¬.¬
same.. but my work was due like 2 months ago- and im like 40 assignments behind- p-P-pOKeR FaCe
so relatable
Samee but I never let my assignments overdo cuz if I did I'd be dead from my fam
TwT
This song on a whole other level when slowed ----> 2:37 sounds so badass
Mere W OK BUT IT REALLY DOES
Chicken nugget casino
Lol yea
Damn
This song hits different when you and a bunch of friends are driving in the middle of the night to the store and you feel unstoppable.
Let's be honest, *you feel like a literal god while listening to this*
*I mean...can you blame me? :)*
I mean it's boost my god complex even more yeah
@@majahavasi536 no one with a god complex says they have a god complex. It contradicts the entire pov.
No, that's sounds pretty stupid.
so true yes lmfao 😂😂😂🤣
the young alice cooper photo makes this even better
oh my gosh, 1.1k likes?? thank u so much!!! :oo
Ikr
do you know the name of the tv show ?
shahad Al-ghamdi riverdale and the photo is from the midnight club episode from season 3 :)
true facts
@@shahadal-ghamdi7211 Riverdale
2:30
Damn that noise made me tingle from it going back and forth through my headphones
Same :/
Same
Why am I thinking of pvz when I hear this part
FRRRRR
This song will never die
lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
Love game intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be (hey)
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, whoa, oh, oh
Oh, oh oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah).
💜🖤♣️♦️♠️🎭
@Sophie Fabry you welcome🖤
Mum mum mum mah lol
Tysm!
actually!! the second half of the song changes the secondary “p-p-poker face” to “fu-fu-fuck her face”
People like u are gods💚
No one:
The other people on my zoom meeting watching me lipstick and dance to this:
👁👄👁
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
OH GOD I BET THEY WERE LIKE "wtf is she doing..-"
Bitch I Iip sing this at school😃 I even do all those movements too😃😭
@@coolbluehat That's just a power move. AND I NEED IT.
this is totally not me right now 😉
No one:
Me at 5 years: CUTIE PIE CUTIE PIE
sameeee
omg me too
Aww HAHA
aww thats kinda cute
@@zukooos haha yea
It's been years and yet I still feel like a total badass whenever I hear this song.
2:28 with headphones on sounds like a UFO
Ikr
Even without it does
IKR
how do yall know what a UFO sounds like..?
@@ohiwaigotthechils8441 oop 😳
2020 kids: who's here because of tiktok?
2000 kids: who's here because of karate kid?
I was born in 2010 but I'm here because I love her music-
honestly i'm here from percy jackson :D
Im here bc my mom had put this song on my ipod playlist songs
@@billsgfong are you ten?
@@billsgfong you got a great taste in music!
1:08 idk why but always i've loved that "she's got me like nobody" and after this i love it more now
dexr-trypxphxbix SAME OMG
ME TOOOO
dexr-trypxphxbix same!!
Best part, no one cares about the Russian roulette part!
Izuku is kool I do don’t assume also YES MIDORIYA IS SOO COOL I prefer todoroki or tamaki though
This Hits Different After Mental Breakdown 💃🏻✨
LOL
LOL YUP
😂why the f is this funny
FELT THIS💀
DAMN BRO IM SORRY ABOUT THAT 😭🤣
its all fun and games, until someone actually pokes your face.
i-
Lmao
I-
I- wEoW
😳 don’t do dat 😤🤧🧍🏼♀️
Anyone else making edits in their heads of themselves’s?😂
Emma_ 00 yup XD
this is so true 😂😂
Shoto Todoroki is bae uwu yesss😂
Ella Windstorm me! I’m just imaging an edit of Cheleanor in my head. (Cheleanor is Chidi and Eleanor from the good place)
Yes...
What happens in my mind while listening to this:
•My crush loves me and treats me like I'm the only girl hes every loved.
•I'm what they call "sexy"
•I make edits of myself but cant actually make them irl.
Everyone: anyone from tik tok
Me: uMm pErCy JaCsON
umMmMmmMmMm yEaH
LMAO NOOOOOO THE FLASHBACKS-
SaaaamEeeEeEeeeEEE
IM FROM SOUTH PARK JSJSJ CARTMAN SUNG THIS SONG OMG
@@tealmuchiiwolf7124 OMG THAT EPISODE
"Russian roulette is not the same without a gun" my fav part
Yesss 🎉
me: *being insecure and hating my face*
this song comes on: *dancing and pretending to be in a hot edit*
i thought it was just me XD
Rt
:O fr tho that me-
im not liking this comment because it has 665 likes but maybe I'll come back and like it
No one:
Nothing:
Me: lying in ny bed and rolls body
Same with me
Im not sure if thats how the joke works👁👄👁
For what? I still not understand tf
ME LMAO😭
lol same
Other people: **Thinks their on a edit**
Me: **thinks im on Kakegurui**
Omg same. It really reminds me of it
Lol 😂
SAMEEEEE
true
I WAS JUST THINKING OF HOW WELL THIS WOULD FIT IN KAKEGURUI
MO..MO..MO..MOGG🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️🔥🗣️‼️
me acting like a baddie and dancing
my homework their for like 2 hours and due in 2 mins :
👁 👄 👁
True af xd
me rn
@Maika sure when
@Maika okie
I swear me rn
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Not even the aliens from area 51:
Me at 2am while eating cereal: *MAMAMAMA*
SAMEEE
u made me laugh thank u
frrrr
That got me xD
U-😂😂 got me wheezing at 1am
POV: Your squad watches you come out of a building that would explode while you stepped over your enemies who were on the ground knocked out and beat with your 5 inch heels
omg midari
yumeko jabami correction: wife of Midari 💖
Waifu OfMidari ohhh sorry i mean: omg wife of midari
The pfp😍
Ma'am I would fall-
this song makes you feel so powerful
no one:
me: *body roll, stares at wall dangerously, smirks, throw's it back in chair*
edit: oof rip my notifications
mood
why is that literally me 🤣🤣
Stares at wall dangerously LMAO FR
OMG- I'm doing it-
That is literally a fact about me right there 😂
This would be so badass on a slomo part in a movie when the “hot girl” walks in or something idk
_the edits._
Her name is alice cooper (young)
@@thomaslikesplanes5773 i have sold my soul for your cat
オタク yes you have, he owns more than 1k souls
they need to make the most iconic highschool movie (right before mean girls of course) and put this in it
*or else i will do it*
POV: You're a villain who bets the lives of your rivals in games of Russian Roulette and Hold 'Em. You normally wear a mask, but you take it off to start the game. Your face is the last thing your victims see. You also have a partner who just walks around the table, whistling this song, to make the victims nervous. You just can't lose because you're totally inexpressive during the game, so nobody knows what you think. Normally, you play the cards with hearts at the end, just to show them and stabbing your victims in their chests
That's amazing
ayo- this needs to be a Netflix show
that's nice, isn't it? 😃
BRO I CAN MAKE A DNF STORY WITH THAT BUT IM ALREADY MAKING ANOTHER ONE OMGGG
@Куроро Люцифер "GoOoOoOoOn"
Every time I hear this song, I feel like a badass and a LOT more confident that's for sure.
Let’s be honest we all feel like we are so cool listening to this
𝚈𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚘𝚕🤣🤣
Don't expose me like that-
Si, but
wHy dOeS eVeRYoNe eXpOsE mE
@@vampera. || Because si.
Yes lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣 even tjough I'm not ;-;
imagine the next generation of people not knowing about this
like damn this hits hard
I know this song bc of my parents and other songs too :>
My showed my 7 year old sister about this song and she is shook
pov: you’re the good girl at school but little do they know that that’s just a personality and they know nothing about your after school life 😌
edit: jesus this was so long ago why are there so many likes haha 😼
me me me
Yes
Why does that sound like me though
@moonbae ;)
After school I'm a mafia training girl😂lol
0:18 listening to this while imagining a badass entrance
The quiet girl: CANT READ MY CANT MY NO HE CANT READ MY POKER FACE
Me: let’s be friends
EDIT THANKS FOR 1.5k LIKES
Ikr
okay were friends now //.
UwU okay hiiii 😅🥺🤍
Kiri??! :o
I READ THIS RIGHT AS THAT LYRIC PLAYED IN THIS SONG
that was very manly kiri
i’m in quarantine rn and that outfit is tempting me to put on a badass outfit for myself
When you love lady gaga since you were a kid and now you grew up thinking "no wonder I'm Bisexual"
fr lmao
U perfectly summed up my life🤣👍
Why is this so true tho 😂😂😂 and also I love your user Nunjoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I got a picture of NamJesus I pray to him 😌🤚🏼
BAHAHAHAHA DEADASS THO
U rly exposing me like that lmfaooo
You're a Brilliant tactician who's managed to keep your enemies chasing you In a circle, until finally you have all the cards in your favor and attack.
No one:
Me: pretending I am in the Lotus casino in Percy Jackson
Ereh
Me too. Me too
@@empanadatriste6144 Shinzo sasageyo
AAAHH ooohhhhh mY god the memories
LMAO
.75x makes me feel like im a drunk, spinning around in the living room during some ugly frat party-as everyone dances in slow motion behind me, my head fuzzy, i'm dizzy & then (after stumbling around a while) i finally collapse in the bathroom while the music slowly fades out in the background.
i really thought this through, huh.
That was very descriptive. I felt every word
Wow, very descriptive
*angry heathers frat noises*
i get that vibe
Somehow I relate
Jade from victorius be like:
@Kim Nora _-shhhhhhh-_
Yujinie So she talking about victorious Elizabeth Gilles is the actor of jade and she is saying she sounds like that
Imagine your walking on the hallway while listening to this sound.🔥🔥
I listen to this everyday and I can't stop
*Edit 01/06/2019:* 2 months later, I still can't stop.
*Edit #2 30/07/2019:* yeetus skeeuts 3 months
*Edit #3 21/08/2019:* wow 4 months
*Edit #4 20/10/2019:* 6 months
*Edit #5 16/12/2019:* owo 8 months
*Edit #6 27/05/2020:* lol I'm still listening to it but in a more slowed version and sometimes the normal version, so yeah I've been listening to poker face for a year now and I've been a gaga fan ever since
*Edit #7 26.02.2023:* sorry for the long wait yall, Been three years, AND I HEARD THIS SONG LIVE IN DUSSELDORF YAAA
iconic
Ok
@Oh Honey ayeee
WASSUP. You still listening to it?
@@TeaOtter07 lol yes
Who else grew up blasting 2010s music with thier parents 🙌🏻
minus the parents part
Cousins*
Me
My parents were busy
Uh oh, I’ve been caught
POV: *You're having flashbacks to your mom's car in 2012*
YES EBSKSBDJSK
oop i was 4 then ;-;
@@Rafe66 SAME AYOOO
@@timochala YASSS
@@Rafe66 Feels like yesterday-
يييه حرفياً الأغنية بطيء فخمههه😩😩😩.
no one:
*me doing body rolls, winks and smirks at my wall*
wall: no, I don't like you so stop 😃✋
my mom: why did I give birth to this woman 👁👄👁
Why don't more people like this😭😭
Same😞✋
That's what she said 😔😪
(。_。) I'm concerned
😂😂😂
lyrics
Cuidare tu corazón como una caja fuerte :).
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Your 5elling me I need to memorise all this??
it’s p-p-p-poker face, f-f-f-fuck her face
Lyrics (that no one asked for):
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas plays
Fold 'em, let 'em, hit me, raise it baby stay with me (I love it)
Love Game intuition play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if its not rough it isn't fun, fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
I won't tell you that I love you
Kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffing with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunning with my love glue gunnin'
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
Can't read my,
Can't read my,
No he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my
Can't read my
No he can't read my poker face
(She is gonna let nobody)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
P p p poker face, p p p poker face
(Muh muh muh muh)
Thx
@@nonexistent2496 no problem (:
I was wondering if there are lyrics in comments and you've granted my wish thanks mate
@SolarRenee 7 Yeah !
Texaassss its from Australlia my cousin lives there
Timeless classic right there
Am I the only one that hears Jade from Victorious??
1k I can’t 🥵🥰😂
Sleepy Head yes actually 😂
Sleepy Head YESSSSS
Sleepy Head no i hear it
Sleepy Head
Gosh, I miss Victorious, no matter how shitty it was
Pumper Nickel it wasn’t shitty at all tf
Lyrics:
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
Mum-mum-mum-mah
I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas, please
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it, baby, stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition, play the cards with spades to start
And after he's been hooked, I'll play the one that's on his heart
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And, baby, when it's love, if it's not rough, it isn't fun (fun)
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh, oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won't tell you that I love you, kiss, or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue gunning
Just like a chick in the casino
Take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face (she's got me like nobody)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Po-po-po-poker face, fu-fu-fuck her face
(Mum-mum-mum-mah)
Thanks :)
@@ihavemassivepp muah 😘
Thank u soooo much
Uhm w h a t😀
@@cielphantomhive891 EXACTLY, fuck her face????
Slowed? Down.
Weave? Snatched.
6 year old me? Shook.
Hotel? Trivago.
MasterCard? Priceless
yee? haw.
It’s? Dijorno
2-3-4 year old me? Fucking dead
Zander-notch77
YES.
This needs to be on spotify
the whole comment section is full of "no one, literally no one."
Ikr I just came to enjoy the song while doing my homework
@@Love_Tragedy SAME AJJAJAJAJA
No one:
Literally no one:
Us:pointing out the people saying “no one,literally no one.”
Heh
😫✋🏼
FUCKING THANK YOU JESUS CHRIST ITS ALL I SEE!!!!
No one:
The comment section: no one literally no one
THE POWER I FEEL WHEN LISTENING TO THIS IS IMMACULATE
no one:
me: **acting like a badass at 12am whilst doing my homework that was due a day ago**
me but with homework that was due months ago
Me now remembering that I forgot my homework :fuck
I haven’t done my mine that’s due aug 26 2020 🧍🏾♀️
this song actually makes me feel like a goddess 😩
You are a goddess
one word:
*badass*
istg lady gaga always makes the most *ICONIC* songs in history. and to this day, I still love them and listen to them on repeat
Slowed versions are one of the best ways to love the songs again
The into is something else
Everyone: Proker face 😌👍
Me: pOlKa FaCe 😈🤙
same braaaaaa
😏
its also fuck her face 0.0
5 year old me: *pOkE yOuR fAcE*
@@1tzm3hh LMFAOOOOOO
1:36 why is this so satisfying ??
Я почувствовала себя немного крутой.На этом моменте🤣😼
Да.. Цепляет
me: thinks of Percy Jackson and pretends to be in a edit at the lotus casino
YES.
me
Ommmggggggg yesssssssssss i wanted to try the Lots flowers, but i just now realized they where drugs. Yeah.
@@anumiminara4531 mine is either Percy or Annabeth.
@@anumiminara4531 PERCY, Piper , Leo Annabeth
only true gym goers listen to this 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥