@@DiamondKingStudios Height dont matter big bro. What matters is if you know how to handle a girl (If that isnt your internet for now, focus on your future)
@@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone. Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
@@realpain. I mean bro, Imma be real with u, did I say this isn't gae? no. Did I say this boy is cuter than any girl I met? ABSOLUTELY. I mean I'm not sayin u wrong bruh but hey, a hole is a hole
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must have been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get Broken hearts lie all around me And I don't see an easy way to get out of this Her diary, it sits by the bedside table The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away Is there any just cause for feelin' like this? On the surface, I'm a name on a list I try to be discreet, but then blow it again I've lost and found, it's my final mistake She's loving by proxy, no give and all take 'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away I should've walked away It was a long hot night She made it easy, she made it feel right But now it's over, the moment has gone I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been something you said I just died in your arms tonight I, I just died in your arms tonight It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away
Me seeing my grandpa's hugger orange black vinyl top 1970 Plymouth superbird all original from 1970 with the 440 hemi and all black leather interior and he gives me the keys and pink slip
When you tell her the lore of Batman and she actually listens:
When she tells you the lore
@@NikodemStanibula that’s even better
when batman tell her your lore
when batman tells you her lore
when lore tells you her batman
drunk people looking at their car keys be like:
LMAO
LOL
''yo,why are u shoving that key in your hole""
i spit my drink
Me when i see the most random beautiful girl in the mall that im never gonna see again:
Real.
😢
Fr
@@cr0sad3r70 Me too lol
@saul_goodman15 Don't cry, Saul. We love you ☹️
I'm joking. I'm Hank 🔫😤
Me when I see bros Mom:
nah thats foul
I love it lmao
Wait, isn't your brother's mom also your mom?
Stepdad Speedrun Any%
@@Djolee4he means his friends mom 💀
ayooo
Me when I see the most beautiful woman ever existed in summer vacations that I will never see again in my whole life:
Real
That is.... Oddly specific@@DiamondKingStudios
@@DiamondKingStudiosim sorry
@yusuf67572 It is not the same feeling to see a person from a picture.
@yusuf67572
You right brother👍
Her: who are you what are you doing in my house?
Me:
Relatable 🥹
“Uhm excuse me what in the actual #### are you doing in my house?”
and thats how i met your mom
Romanians when they see a fully intact car:
BEST COMMENT HERE 😂
Blacks when they see a peaceful neighborhood :
Jews when they see a well-functionning society :
ROMAS
@@gigachad6885 tf?
When you tell her the story of your favorite game and she listens carefully and says she likes it too
My Elementary school self felt that.🤧
Even better when she said: "Hey! That's cool! Where I can buy/play it?" and she actually plays it!
Damn...
That’s the moment you plan your proposal
Pov: Girls when they see a 6ft male with fluffy hair, a drug addiction and no future.
Underrated af xd
Fr
(me)
"I can fix him"
Better that then end up with nice guys. They are making the right decision
When she says let’s watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting
I'd do it. I love Lord of the Rings
Nah that was unexpected 💀
Even better if it's the extended editions
I just died in those arm at that moment.
me when i see the mcdonalds cashier
Haha it feels like it was real at one time for you xD !
When I'm Drunk while looking down the barrel of my pistol
Literally me every night
Do you need help or is this just a joke?
@@arthurmorgan6359 probably both
REAL
Finally one to relate to
me when I see my(non-existent) girlfriend
real
Real
real (i have severe schizophrenia)
real
real
when i say the most fucked up, dark joke of all time and instead of being sent to the psych ward she laughs:
Real
This is a common recurrence for me.
woman : he has to be 6ft+ smart , has a 6-pack and is rich
me when I see a Mcdonalds cashier:
Drunk dads when they see a lampost to drive into
PAHAHA!
Me when I see a girl who doesn't vape or smoke
I had a bit of a crush on this girl in my class but I found out she vapes and smokes cigarettes it completely turned me off her
@@crxde_ you dodged a bullet bro
Me when I see super models: meh
Me when I see a random waitress: 🥺
The McDonalds drive thru worker girl was crazy hot, aussie and had red lipstick
@@proodjjuice-hz5snbut she was too in the zone to realise you were checking her out
The car salesman when a Saudi Arabian Prince enters the car dealership:
Me looking at my bed after a 11hour nightshift be like:
Lego memes are always goated bro..
I love your pfp
When she lets me explain dark souls lore to her and she actually cares
When she plays Fantasy games:
Bloodborne is better at depicting the brutal unforgiving cruelty of life.
... and she corrects me*
@@Soalgu 😍
@@es-rh8oo bloodborne wasnt aktually in dark souls world? (I only play souls and now i play elden ring)
When she is a convicted felon:
Many such cases
"I can fix her."
If a woman is broken, she can be fixed by me
@@crxde_No need to be fixed she's already perfect as she was perfection doesn't need any fixing.
Me: Hello there!
Her: General Kenobi
Me:
😂
real
Supermodel: 😐
Random Cashier in McDonalds:
when I tell her a joke that can arrest me for being a war criminal but she comes back with an even worse one:
Drunk drivers seeing a family of 4:
When a welsh person sees a sheep:
Lol
I think this should be the pinned comment
when i tell her the entire GTA universes lore and she actually listens
rule 34 artists after the amazing digital circus released:
Every kid when they see a cool toy in the store:
Me when i explain to her the captain underpants lore and she actually listens to me
REAL
When a woman shows kindness:
Me when it's leg day but I see a bench press...
Me when she looks at me for more than 2 seconds
Out of all goated comments her this one is probably the best
@@Iwan._ my comment ain't even that good tbh
@@anonyguyy nah Bro it’s one of the best at lest
Girls when they see a Tall boy with fluffy hair and no future:
That's me and i dont see no girls 🥺
@@DiamondKingStudios Height dont matter big bro. What matters is if you know how to handle a girl (If that isnt your internet for now, focus on your future)
@@proodjjuice-hz5snno way this guy just said height don’t matter. Let’s not pretend like a man who’s 5’2 will do as well as a guy who’s 6’2
@@crxde_ Aye bro dont feel insecure just because you are short.
@@proodjjuice-hz5sn It's been proven statistically, half of Women would reject a dude for being 5'8", and only 10% would reject a 6'1" dude from height alone.
Now, it's not everything, but it's still gonna restrict your pool of partners.
When she listens to the shit you rant about, and she rants about shit back:
me when i make a joke and the class laughs even the teacher
When she says she will kill me if I ever leave her:
pov: Turkish girls when they see 20 year old criminal
😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣
gerçek
POV: that one girl at the airport you never saw again
I came for the song saw the comments and stayed for y’all’s memes way too funny y’all
Me staring at the boy who's literally me but in opposite gender:
Impossible
Game Over: You fell in love.
What a perfect gameover screen song.
When she knows about Fermat theorem, Eternal inflation, fundamental theorem of calculus, Planck hypothesis, Gödel's incompleteness theorem ,Poincaré conjecture, differential geometry, and a bit of loop quantum cosmology and she dosn´t boring with you when you talk her about these topics.
I like these topics but this comment is very 🤓
Me when i hear her make a racist joke:
Real
me when i stop taking my pills , most beautiful girl appears infront of me ,magic ?
Me when I have dream about a random girl that I never had interest in then I see her
Real
Between Elementary and Middle school, I had wet dreams of every female I came across.💀
Teenage girls when they see a guy who's twice their age and is a chronically unemployed alcoholic who's addicted to meth and heroin but he's 6'4.
when you see that one minimum wage walmart cashier:
She buys you legos:
when she's a car mechanic:
Pov:Me explaining the evangelion lore and she actually listens
Cruel Angel Thesis starts playing
me when I explain the whole history of F1 to him and he actually looks almost interested
You one of the rainbow freaks?
This is literally my best mate's rizz 😭
It never works though
@@Humpty_Alexander_Dumpty hit me up with them I need more people to chat F1 with 😭😩
I am sure many women started watching F1 specifically because of that handsome Ferrari racer Charles Lecrac
@@-SimonRiley he’s definitely fit, but I support Ferrari for its history. I do have a mate who pretends she loves it but only watches for the pretty men and Drive To Survive though, and it does my head in 😭😭 But I think most women are genuinely gaining an interest due to the nature of the sport
I wish i died in her arms. I don't know her name but she was so sweet when she asked me directions. I fear i never see her again but i still think about her sometimes. It's going to be two years ago in January.
We’ve all been there brother🫂 I know forgetting someone you really liked is one of the hardest things in the world, but life moves on. I always say: if she showed up in my life, why can’t it happen again one day? Or maybe it wasn’t even the one? Concentrate yourself on what you have bro and find some good distractions and good habits. Millions of us started going to the gym or started doing martial arts, try it out!) Remember: "Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come”. I wish u all the best man🫵🏼🗿
@@realpain.Thanks brother and all the best to you as well🙏🏻
He's just like me fr
@@realpain.Why can't it happened again one day ? Because God took her away from me.
@@spade4376she died? If yes, damn bro I’m sorry🫂 Let’s hope she feels much better in heaven…
That one girl you made eye contact with at the airport (you will never see her again)
I love this song and movie!!!
Same)
Me too!!!! 😁😁😩😩😎😎💯💯🔥🔥💜💜💜💎💎💎✨✨✨
When she is finally comfortable enough to fart infront of you:
When you accidentally say the most mind-boggling racist shit anyone has ever heard then she giggles.
When I see she is searching military, wars and illegal explosives
Me when she sent me goofy, funny pics of her and she says it's ugly:
radiohead fans meeting other radiohead fans:
When she actually knows her cars:
Real
me when i see this meme
me: Hello There
her: General Kenobi
my reaction:
when she actually texts you after promising :
Me when i explain the whole Jurassic Park/World lore and theories to her and she actually cares
Yeah fr😅
When she says something that is considered right wing:
When she is pro life and anti feminism (I'm literally down on one knee)
I prefer buffalo wings.
When she gives you Mug Root Beer
Me when i see the mcdonalds cashier
Me when i look at my first girlfriend.
Now bro got me thinking of my ex
Me when I find all fictional characters attractive
Pov: she lets you explain Godzilla minus one lore
Godzilla is the goat
me when i see my bank account filled with monthly paycheck
when you say helo there and she responds general kenobi
When you see that young teacher in school
Facts. I was sad, when she moved on the first month of school.😭
@@xavierhouston4650im sorry to hear that xavierhouston4650
Me when i see bros Thick Big Sister:
Relatable.
This is epic!
When she is in interested in cars ❤
Me when a boy is cuter than any girl I ever met:
Hol on homie that kinda gae🤔🤔
@@realpain. I mean bro, Imma be real with u, did I say this isn't gae? no. Did I say this boy is cuter than any girl I met? ABSOLUTELY. I mean I'm not sayin u wrong bruh but hey, a hole is a hole
When there's a will there's a way
… realatable 😑 not proud to say it
@@realpain.there is a little gae in all of us 🥺
Me when i see cute girls at the morgue
AYO
NAH BRO 💀
AOOOOH HELL NAH I'M CALLIN THE COPS 👮👮♀️👮♂️
Me when the Amazon truck pulls up
me when she says hi:
"My man gotta be 6ft, make 6 figures a year, and have an athletic body."
Me when I see a gas station cashier:
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I keep lookin' for somethin' I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
Is there any just cause for feelin' like this?
On the surface, I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet, but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
I should've walked away
It was a long hot night
She made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must've been some kind of kiss
I should've walked away
James Charles when he visits a daycare center.
Me when I see kids
…
🚓🚨
“Me when I see kids”☺️
“Me when I see kids”👹
🚓🚨
#relatable
POV:me when i see my school crush
Real
Yo cuando veo a alguien que le gusta lo mismo que a mí:
Alfin alguien que habla español
@@11ogaitnasitab bro me llega la notificación después de 2 semanas xD
UA-cam se está muriendo.
@@Angel76x si
8 year old me seeing Keira Knightly in Pirates of the Caribbean for the first time:
bro that's way too relatable, or Sara Wayne in breaking bad lol
8 year old me seeing milla jovovich in resident evil movies 🥵🥵
Me seeing my grandpa's hugger orange black vinyl top 1970 Plymouth superbird all original from 1970 with the 440 hemi and all black leather interior and he gives me the keys and pink slip
You (to the person), if you still get LEGO as a gift:
Me when I see Loid walking away recalling why he's meant to be a spy:
When he’s emotionally unstable and over sentimental
When she likes Lego ninjago:
I will never get tired of this. On the one hand, I would like to be me, on the other hand, but a redhead?!
Me at a random car show and seeing a full carbon fiber Bugatti Chiron
When I see carbon koenigsegg regera
@@wardonx887 🗿
Im drunk as fuck and a little baked showing my friend this cuz he did this exact look about a girl (hope this makws senses im yapping megatron)
Princess Peach when she sees an overweight Italian plumber manlet:
POV: She has the same hobbies as you do
GREAT JOB SIR
me seeing a 6/10 at an airport thinking of a future with her