It really annoys me when UA-camrs are like "I look like a mess, my hair looks really bad" this and that, and they actually look great or just like a normal human being. Girl, you look great, I'm not even lying to you.
Prisci BeGa I agree. More people need to learn that we don't perceive them how they do. Idek know why if you say, "I look good today", you are being cocky.
I hate that I discovered you when you stopped posting. Not hating because life happens and you have really important stuff going on! Just saying I wish I had discovered you a while ago lol.
Everyone else is talking about your pregnancy (congratulations your baby boy will be adorable and have awesome parents) and im all thinking about the banana dragon calling it a potassium dragon...
"I GOTCHU GIRL" Got me! We need a shirt that says that. We as women need to be that person, for anyone that feels red-carpet-cringey-awkwar-Jessi, to each other. LOL tf am I saying.
I really really want Jessica to make a documentary about her life like childhood, starting vine, all the dramas and stuff she's gone through and how she's gotten through it and how she got to where she is now ❤️
Jessi, you could literally read the ingredients on a box of pasta twice a week and I would still watch it! You're hilarious and Im always excited to get that *JESSI SMILES UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO* notification (:
My mom is like semi famous and I used to walk the carpet with her a lot when I was little. Until one day I dropped my purse and all it's contents including tampons (I had just gotten my period for the first time) spilled all over the carpet. Yep that was my last time on the red carpet till this day lol
I think you look gorgeous on the red carpet! Your makeup looks bomb AF, your hair is very pretty, & your outfit is super cute & fun & girly!!! Girl you slayedddd on a budget!!! Be proud! Lol 👸🔥💖
I love how honest you are about these things and are able to laugh it off! And I feel your embarassement,I would never walk the carpet unless I was like, really important lol. I can just imagine how cringey it was for you... And I see youtubers going to these fancy events all the time and while that is nice and good for them but like, why are they there? lol
oh my godddddd I got so much secondhand embarrassment watching this lol that sounds so painfully awkward. you handled it like a champ tho in your $1 headband lmao
Hearing this story time gives me anxiety and it wasn't even me that sucks you went through that . Can't wait for you to start vlogging I'm so excited 😊
Just a tip: film film film! You will look back on your first pregnancy and want to see the bump growth, baby growth, etc. I watch other UA-camrs that have kids and that is their biggest regret. Whether you make a private channel to keep them on or somewhere else just keep them. Also, research things like cloth diapers, breastfeeding, stroller, etc.
OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING! Seriously you should've just OWNED that carpet...but I would've done (to a T) EXACTLY what you did because anxiety. Ya know? But honestly it was a once in a life time thing, and if you look back on it you got to photograph next to the stars, AND you were flashed on the big screen. *in a JessiSmiles voice* DREAM COME TRUE!
Okay, I haven't even gotten to the story time portion of the video yet & you are CRACKING ME UP! Maybe it's because I'm a new(ish) mom (baby girl is almost 8 months), so I can 1,000% relate to & remember a) my life revolving around pregnancy & 2) counting the days/weeks/months until I got to enjoy an adult beverage again! You got this, girl!!!
didnt realise how badly i was cringing until you said "thank you guys so much for watching-" i unclenched all of my fingers and toes and sat comfortably for the first time in 10 minutes 😂 ohhhh how I've missed these story times Jessi! Hope your pregnancy is going a little better, love you so so much
aw Jessi. I get it, I would've been so embarrassed too. plus this is a good lesson for us that don't know better. I'm always late and now I know if I'm ever going to a premier for some reason I can't fathom right now, if I'm late, I will not even go. I'd rather miss my own wedding than go through that.
My face would have been bright red and my eyes would have been watering and I would have been pouring sweat...that's what happens to me when I get embarrassed
This Is unrelated to most of what's on the video, but everyone should sponsor you!! Your ads are always seamless and so funny and seem pretty damn genuine. Keep that shit up!
“Like im 16 going to hawaii for the first time” 😂😂 you look like youre in eight grade going to your best friends birthday dinner at Cheesecake Factory and yall were on the cheer team
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Watched the whole ad because babies are expensive girl!
twerk das essspensive
Stacia Rose Kathleen 😂
Reg C haha yuuup ✨✨
twerk same
same lol
Going to the red carpet with a target dress. That's it. This is my goal.
Period
Showing up late too
I ACTUALLY laughed out loud at "It's okay gurl, I got you" 😂😂
What a sweetheart!
we miss your face. AND YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
"I need a margarita"
*whispers* "5 more months" 😂
Claire 1234 The struggle is very real lmao
We believe in you, Jessi. You got this.
JessiSmiles if you decide to breastfeed you can't drink then either sooooo
Claire 1234 saaaaaame
Claire 1234 YA'LL HEAR THAT?! 5 MORE MONTHS EVERYBODY 5 MORE MONTHS HOLY SHIT!!!!
"All I am is pregnant" is literally the most relatable thing I've heard as a pregnant person.
Missed you guys so much
JessiSmiles love you Jessi! keep slaying
JessiSmiles i just missed you anything is fine and good with me
JessiSmiles We miss you too, but your health and wellbeing is far more important than a video. Xxx
I'm so down.
im so excited for anything you post honestly this made my day haha
"it's okay girl, I gotchu" -then takes one picture. I DIED
It really annoys me when UA-camrs are like "I look like a mess, my hair looks really bad" this and that, and they actually look great or just like a normal human being.
Girl, you look great, I'm not even lying to you.
Prisci BeGa I agree. More people need to learn that we don't perceive them how they do. Idek know why if you say, "I look good today", you are being cocky.
Prisci BeGa I agree! I feel like some need to realize that feeling like shit doesn't equal looking like shit! Because Jessi looks good imo!
Prisci BeGa ikr 💙
K D ikr! Totally agree, and that's def not being cocky, but most people will think so 😒
Marie hahaha yeah Ik! She looks great! And that's exactly what I think, if they are not feeling good, doesn't mean they don't look good.
I hate that I discovered you when you stopped posting. Not hating because life happens and you have really important stuff going on! Just saying I wish I had discovered you a while ago lol.
Sarah Explains It All I so feel ya on that one girl....I only discovered her like 2days ago😭 and she hasn't posted in a month...
😭 ik
I think you were really brave for walking that carpet even though you felt so uncomfterable.
Anni Ernstson Aw I know this was two years ago but I so agree. What a sweet comment
Everyone else is talking about your pregnancy (congratulations your baby boy will be adorable and have awesome parents) and im all thinking about the banana dragon calling it a potassium dragon...
Alxx Oreo 😂😂😂 you pay a lot of attention to small detail 🙈
venesha johnson always lol
So nobody's gonna talk about what a hot mama Jessi was in that picture on the carpet? Shii, work them legs gurl lol
inyango1 ikr
Dr
I don't know how jessi doesn't have more subscribers. Definitely one of my favorite youtubers and deserves more recognition
I missed that pretty face and that Cuban accent! lol yay for vlogs!
Jenn Mazing saaaaaame! Lol
Jenn Mazing you gotta love cuban accents #longliveuscubans
Thanks I'm a new subbie & was trying to figure out if she was Cuban or???. 🇨🇺
Melissa Vazquez-Islas her parents are Cuban so yes she is
Jenn Mazing it's more of a Miami accent
Oh my god, that is the first CRINGEY STORYTIME that actually made me fucking cringe and spike up my anxiety levels to the top. Bravo!
''i need a margarita'' *5 more months*
lol biiitch if you plannin to breast feed, is gonn be longer than 5 months hahahah
Hahaha
Angie Peña alcohol increses your milk
Angie Peña you can pump and dump ( throw away your Breast milk so the alcohol won't enter the babies system)
pump and dump
you don't need to pump and dump. The alcohol will leave your breast milk just like it leaves your bloodstream.
Who remembers tamagotchi?? 🙈💁🏻
Love u Jessi your baby boy will be adorable and I am so excited for your vlogs!
Ahh thanks so much!
JessiSmiles love you
JessiSmiles you are da best!!!!!
I agree with you! So excited for the vlogs.
another stan! YAS
"I GOTCHU GIRL" Got me! We need a shirt that says that. We as women need to be that person, for anyone that feels red-carpet-cringey-awkwar-Jessi, to each other. LOL tf am I saying.
im soo exited to see a little version of you!!! cant wait for the vlogs
Jessi and Liza are the only youtubers that I don't get bored with ❤❤❤
Boudine Ballem agreed!!!
So glad you're going to vlog!!
omg i lost it when you talked about the woman saying, "its ok girl , i got you"
you couldn't be funnier!
I don't know why you're so harsh on yourself. You're so beautiful and kind to everyone, but yourself. Love you Jessi!!!
So excited for your vlogs to start!!!!
Ben Blue rip to when we thought she was going to do vlogs
Ben Blue still waiting :/
Thank you for blessing us with a storytime. ♡
Edit: Sorry it was so embarrassing but hey you got through it! 😅
I love it when people share cringey stories. Helps me realize I'm not the only embarrassing person on earth.
I love how your wearing a target dress to a red carpet! I love it!!!!
Jessi is the only youtuber that I like when they start talking about their sponsors, because of how excited she still gets. It's FUCKIN ADORABLE. ♡♡♡
Yay my favourite baby mama!!! I love you so much, thank you for uploading ❤️❤️❤️ (sorry if that's creepy)
meBeth even if it's creepy. We all are soo❤
i love how much the light she uses bring out her eyes like DAMN GIRL
Girl I'd be sooooo embarrassed I understand why you don't wanna go back but PAUL RUDD I love him
I really really want Jessica to make a documentary about her life like childhood, starting vine, all the dramas and stuff she's gone through and how she's gotten through it and how she got to where she is now ❤️
Lmao not the daisy headband Jessi!
When Jessi never actually vlogged at all🤣
I still am not use to you and Geo Kwan being pregnant... like..... idk if I believe you yet
The Rusty Scooter ikr I've been waiting for this moment with Geo and Jess but now that it's here I still can't believe it!
Im sure Jessi will be an amazing nurturing mother but Bart and Geo (specifically Bart) lowkey scare me and I think thats why it hasnt hit me yet
The Rusty Scooter i'm so so so excited for both babiesssss
The Rusty Scooter I'm so used to reading Geo Antoinette when I read Geo Kwan I was like who tf is that
Well in my defense I can barely spell pregnant so spelling Antoinette was a little above my pay grade
Jessi, you could literally read the ingredients on a box of pasta twice a week and I would still watch it! You're hilarious and Im always excited to get that *JESSI SMILES UPLOADED A NEW VIDEO* notification (:
My mom is like semi famous and I used to walk the carpet with her a lot when I was little. Until one day I dropped my purse and all it's contents including tampons (I had just gotten my period for the first time) spilled all over the carpet. Yep that was my last time on the red carpet till this day lol
Chelsea Delaurentas really?that's so cool! What does she do?
Chelsea Delaurentas what does she do? Lol I don’t want to sound nosey
Chelsea Delaurentas who is your mom, and what does she do, if I may ask? :)
Hehehe droppin tampons on ur red carpet
Picture or it didn’t happen
I think you look gorgeous on the red carpet! Your makeup looks bomb AF, your hair is very pretty, & your outfit is super cute & fun & girly!!! Girl you slayedddd on a budget!!! Be proud! Lol 👸🔥💖
YESSS I live for other people's cringey stories!!! I'm so happy.
This just shows how humble you are to me. I love you Jessi. ❤️
Jessi I am the most excited about the vlogs. CAN'T WAIT!!!!
I love how honest you are about these things and are able to laugh it off! And I feel your embarassement,I would never walk the carpet unless I was like, really important lol. I can just imagine how cringey it was for you...
And I see youtubers going to these fancy events all the time and while that is nice and good for them but like, why are they there? lol
oh my godddddd I got so much secondhand embarrassment watching this lol that sounds so painfully awkward. you handled it like a champ tho in your $1 headband lmao
Totally cringeworthy story! But remember so was, "Antman" so I think it evened out. Big hugs from Montana!
amysimonbiz savage😂
amysimonbiz like you
I'm from Montana too!!
amysimonbiz how you gonna be rude and then say 'big hugs from Montana!" Like you sound so fake lmao
MelOdy how was that rude? dumb bitch it was cringeworthy, that was the point
"It's okay girl I got chu" DEAD! 😂
Hey now your little Coachella outfit looked great ;)
finally, made my day
great video Jessi 💯, Jessi quote of the video: "it's a dragon breeding game, as if I don't do enough breeding already 😁💯
oh my gosh the second hand embarrassment I'm feeling right now is so strong, lol
I got you Jessi, I'll take picture if I see you and I'll be like " THAT'S JESSISMILES". I'll legit fangirl when I see you and start crying, ilysm
Pictures*
You're not a mess Jessi, you're beautiful
Hearing this story time gives me anxiety and it wasn't even me that sucks you went through that . Can't wait for you to start vlogging I'm so excited 😊
Hey Jessie ILYSM and you always make my day when you post . Hope you feel better during your pregnancy
This sounds like my literal worst nightmare.
I'm low-key gonna steal that look for Lollapalooza this year, hahaha! You're so cute, thanks for sharing this story. I didn't cringe once.
Every jessi video "I wasn't actually planning on telling this story but" 💕
Just a tip: film film film! You will look back on your first pregnancy and want to see the bump growth, baby growth, etc. I watch other UA-camrs that have kids and that is their biggest regret. Whether you make a private channel to keep them on or somewhere else just keep them. Also, research things like cloth diapers, breastfeeding, stroller, etc.
OH MY GOSH THIS IS AMAZING! Seriously you should've just OWNED that carpet...but I would've done (to a T) EXACTLY what you did because anxiety. Ya know? But honestly it was a once in a life time thing, and if you look back on it you got to photograph next to the stars, AND you were flashed on the big screen. *in a JessiSmiles voice* DREAM COME TRUE!
You honestly, really do look fine💜 and I can't wait for the vlogs!
Okay, I haven't even gotten to the story time portion of the video yet & you are CRACKING ME UP! Maybe it's because I'm a new(ish) mom (baby girl is almost 8 months), so I can 1,000% relate to & remember a) my life revolving around pregnancy & 2) counting the days/weeks/months until I got to enjoy an adult beverage again! You got this, girl!!!
I just started watching your vids and I love you so much!! Looking forward to more conspiracy theory videos!
I’ve been watching your story times and this is literally one of my favorites omg
Omg 😱😱😱 I'm so sorry, I'm getting anxious just HEARING this
I fell in love with Jessi's realness in Clevver and I'm so happy to have found her channel.
omg the h3h3 reference. and also I low key feel like you're wearing KL Polish St Clair or they are just v similar !!!! excited for your vlogging. ❤️
Girl you do you boo! You walked that red carpet with that target dress and one dollar headband you go girl 💓
Wow Jessi you look so radiant
This story time cracked me up!. I've been going through some shit, this video made Today better. Thanks Preggo Girl 👍🏼
'I need a margarita, 5 more months' ... literally was me during my pregnancy lol
Jessi!!!! I miss your videos! They make me smile every time I watch them, I hope your pregnancy is going really well!!
"this isn't a pregnancy update, this is a new video"
*talks about the pregnancy for two more minutes*
Girl, I really want to give you a hug from this story! Geez I would've felt the same way
"And then there's me in my little Coachella outfit" 🤣💀 omg i can't stop laughing!! Love you Jessie❤️
didnt realise how badly i was cringing until you said "thank you guys so much for watching-" i unclenched all of my fingers and toes and sat comfortably for the first time in 10 minutes 😂 ohhhh how I've missed these story times Jessi! Hope your pregnancy is going a little better, love you so so much
Jessistyles video on this makeup look?? Please 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Thumbs up so she sees this
JESSSIE.. promise your makeup looks amazing! the blending
Hahahaha omg... "my little Coachella outfit" stoooooooppppp.
aw Jessi. I get it, I would've been so embarrassed too. plus this is a good lesson for us that don't know better. I'm always late and now I know if I'm ever going to a premier for some reason I can't fathom right now, if I'm late, I will not even go. I'd rather miss my own wedding than go through that.
that sounds mortifying. I get it, not from experience, but I get it
your eyes pop with that eyeshadow color and look gorgeous!
"As if I'm not doing enough breeding" 😂😂😂
Your story times are literally my favorite out of all the UA-camrs I watch and I'm subscribed to like 400 or something ridiculous lol
I cringed so hard that I turned into a turtle and went into my shell.
Awwww I would've taken your picture Jessi! This story was a pretty original one imo which I enjoyed. Loving the sound of where your channel is going.
Being pregnant essentially defines me, it is absurd hahaha. It's like being me but 10x harder. It takes all my energy 😒
yaas, right there with you girl!
Geeky Chic TRUTH.
I didn’t realize you were an epic rap battles of history let alone my favorite one you are literally the coolest person ever
My face would have been bright red and my eyes would have been watering and I would have been pouring sweat...that's what happens to me when I get embarrassed
This Is unrelated to most of what's on the video, but everyone should sponsor you!! Your ads are always seamless and so funny and seem pretty damn genuine. Keep that shit up!
“Like im 16 going to hawaii for the first time” 😂😂 you look like youre in eight grade going to your best friends birthday dinner at Cheesecake Factory and yall were on the cheer team
I was having a good tough day, this cheered me right up ☺ thanks for the laughs Jessi you look beautiful 💕
"I want to make my intros short"
*starts the video at **3:18*
i loved the video jessi and i inwardly cringed and felt your pain because YOU DESERVE EMPATHY GIRL AFTER THAT ughhh
I got anxiety just by watching this.. 😥
honestly id love the vlog idea!!!
how does she not have 1M yet like I love her. she's so funny and great and real lol
"I'm like nothing else but pregnant. I don't do anything but be pregnant" omg you're so cute 😊💗
Yas a story time! My body has been waiting and it is now ready. The sponsor bit 🤣 you're baby needs diapers 😂
I love that her tone every time she says "hey guys" sounds like shes disappointed in herself 😂 gurl i feel u