@@loafofbread9400 the highest pedigree of sarcasm. You can tell in the slight smirk in his comments. That being said, it seems he'd be totally down to commentate an event!
The black guy don't stay still. Moves his head and cheats in 3 different ways. 1) Illegal slap 2) Bad posture 3) Head moves. Use 3 different cheats in 3 different moments so is more difficult to detect and can get away with it. The king won.
@@mehoibnismail2341 The judge didn’t because there (to my knowledge) isn’t a rule against the stance, just that it SHOULD be against the rules because it’s hard to get a clean hit against the stance.
Was about to write a similar thing. Glad I read the comments first. I was waiting for him to crack a joke about slapping tournaments, but the further in the video I got, the more I realised he loves this shit.
Ankit Jallipalli I would generally watch a more organised form of this sport. And fuck black shirt guy for that posture shit. That man had to cheat just to tie with the great one.
Professional slap fighting owes a HUGE debt of gratitude to Charlie for how much attention he has given to the sport. Every one of these videos has several million views, and I have to imagine that many new fans have come to slap fighting because they saw it on one of Charlie’s videos. They should invite him to do commentary on one of the events.
10:44 watching this video after seeing him professionally commentate on a slapping tournament makes me feel really happy for him. He did a phenomenal job too and really enriched the viewing experience. Congrats Charlie!!!
the latest fight between darius the destroyer and the wolverine is commentated by charlie. its on both moist's channel, and on slap fighting championships channel
Jeez, Charlie really understands how sport slapping should be. It’s like the entire design was sitting in his mind since the beginning of time, just waiting for this day.
Love how you explain that this is a step back from making this a real sport. I particularly like the more official slap fights with rules. Rules like it has to be A Slap. This was more like hitting someone with your hand.
Kevin Herrera could you imagine at the beginning of every televised slapping tournament hearing “what’s up guys, it’s cr1tikal” in that monotone ass voice 😂😂😂
Vasily slapped dudes 180 pounds lighter then him when he first started. This soulless guy is closer to him in weight but most likely lighter then vasily and he is a good matchup.
McLarenBMW he’s really fucking strong no doubt. But this sport is more about how big of a hit you can take and less of how big of a hit you can dish. I doubt the mountain gets smacked often so he’s probably not got the strongest face. Lol
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The guy with the ridiculously oversized muscles actually slapped. The fat guy didn't even use his fucking hand... He straight up clotheslined the guy with his arm...
I’m not ready to call him the antagonist of the story yet. Our brief time with this new character was mostly focused on showing he is on visilys level physically. Hopefully the character sees more development
Plus, the other guy is almost karate chopping his face. You can see how he angles his hand to hit him with the palm near the wrist. It's not a slap, it's a palm strike.
he brought out every trick in the book, angled and curved his hand contrary to a traditional slap, and raised his shoulders to his neck to ensure that his shoulders would take most of the slap force
ofc. some cocky little kid coming acting like he owns the place with fake muscles. synthol does not belong to any sport and real sportsmen hate these fake assholes.
The anti-Mage is the rival you knew in your small town who became to be the antagonist, while you go out and adventure and do good stuff for others. Each equally powerful, but in different ways
This is how presidential elections should be decided.
Or u could just vote
vincent visconi You must be fun at parties
@@moneygrabber6720 no, more a realist but nah dude im actually a hit
@@vincentvisconi4001 Bruh
😂😂
I love how Cr1tikal used to make fun of these slapping tournaments, but now he's critiquing each slap like a knowledgeable professional
Cant tell if this is sarcasm
@@loafofbread9400 the highest pedigree of sarcasm. You can tell in the slight smirk in his comments.
That being said, it seems he'd be totally down to commentate an event!
Putting the “Cr1tik” in Cr1tikal
..this would be funnier if spoken out loud.
Holy shit I come back and see 560 likes wtf
To be fair he over contextualizes everything he narrates lol
The black guy don't stay still. Moves his head and cheats in 3 different ways. 1) Illegal slap 2) Bad posture 3) Head moves. Use 3 different cheats in 3 different moments so is more difficult to detect and can get away with it. The king won.
yeah I saw a another vid of him got knocked out in a similar round
*black shirt guy
Yeah... Him moving was pure cheating
He is the messiah
Yeah he keeps on falling back and pulling the table with him prematurely to take less damage
That black shirt guy is such a cheater, hiding his jaw and rocking his head making Vasily miss multiple times
If he cheated the judge would of said that
@@mehoibnismail2341
The judge didn’t because there (to my knowledge) isn’t a rule against the stance, just that it SHOULD be against the rules because it’s hard to get a clean hit against the stance.
He is the villain of the arc, ofc hes gonna do somehing illegal
Ikr like, if you don’t want to get absolutely demolished just back out lol
I know, I would have slapped with an aluminum bat at that point!
Guy has bigger arms than my head but still looks like he'd struggle to carry my groceries.
Its synthol. Just oil not muscles lol
Douche bag synthol fake muscles.
LMAO
Looks like he has a job carrying his arms
I love how they think giant biceps and tiny forearms and wrists looks good?
The synthol guy's right arm looks like Quagmire's after learning about the internet...
The only difference is that Quagmires left arm was the big one.
Ahhh a man of culture
Mha... hahaha,....HAAAAAAAA!!!!!
😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
Muscles lookin like a Walmart bag of water.
Can we just say that the black shirts guy is completely preparing for the attack while Vasilly is practically standing there normally
everyone prepares that guy hid from the clean slaps but ye
Guts>>>
@@WARRIOR-uf8ov AYEEEE!!! SAME PFP TOO
Yes and Vasillys first slap would have connected if he didn't flinch and duck down
Vasily turns into a rock as defence
"Slapping the ear is illegal."
Proceeds to smash him with his forearm
Lmao
Imagine if his arms popped when he got slapped.
That would be disgustingly satisfying
they actually did and he had to get surgery not too long ago
@@deaconguerra4374 video?
@@manyu9294 just look up Russian synthol guy arm surgery
@@manyu9294 didn’t pop when he got slapped, they just popped lol
i feel like you ironically started watching this, but now deep down you genuniley enjoy it
배진아 Ikr, although I wouldn't mind seeing more in the future.
Like me
annyeonghaseyo
Was about to write a similar thing. Glad I read the comments first. I was waiting for him to crack a joke about slapping tournaments, but the further in the video I got, the more I realised he loves this shit.
Please explain how it's ironic that he started watching it?
I honestly wanna see Vascily just slap like a watermelon or a pumpkin, just to see if he can shatter it or slice it in half or somethin'
I found exactly that. It disintegrates before it even hits the ground:
ua-cam.com/users/shortsa9BWjtFZJe0?feature=share
Oh he would _easily_ slap a watermelon apart.
Fucking EZ.
He’d reduce one to atoms.
he actually did upload that lol
He has. It's on this channel in one of his vids and it fucking explodes like a desert eagle hit it
I love how Charlie has been watching Versily from emo teen to elder John wick
Exactly what i was thinking re-watching all these slap vids.
@@BrickhauOrb hello fellow cultured beings.
He is actually called Skater Jesus
I felt like his arms were about to pop any second
Most importantly why is his forearms so fucking small compared to his biceps?
@@jq7323 Synthol. It's just oil injected in his arm
His arms did pop, saw a picture the other day and its not a pretty sight
That hole oil arm thing has a history of bursting and its some of the most disgusting things I've ever seen
He should’ve aimed for the arm. It was an obvious weak spot
I started watching as a joke, now I'm legit invested in the Slapping world.
I didn’t expect this to be so intense, but I’m addicted
I’m with you lol. I must follow to the end.
@@ethanchawla-speedcuber7059 UA-cam
The Slaposphere
Its surprisingly entertaining
“But sequels are never as the originals except in porn”
That is my new motto
Missing a word there buf
@@TimothyGod buf
@@TimothyGod buf?
and shrek 2
the guy in black was always swinging his head up and down, so he was harder to hit right. Normally he should be disqualified.
Yea i noticed that to thats why Vasily kept missing
Yes and he was slouching over the table, totally unfair
You know Charlie genuinely cares about the sport when he starts giving valid criticism about it.
Lmao for real
He should start a subreddit for slapping techniques
Ankit Jallipalli I would generally watch a more organised form of this sport. And fuck black shirt guy for that posture shit. That man had to cheat just to tie with the great one.
Lester Young oh yeah yeah
"Sport"
That synthol dude gave me anxiety like he was going to pop at any second.
Some Dummy
Bet he can’t even wipe his own ass. 🤣🤣🤣
He’s gotta use the stick with a rag on it, lol.
On a dailyyyy
@@7ylerD y'all don't catch ya doo doo?
why you think they call him POPeye
I wouldn't even want to touch that synthol water balloon, knowing my luck it would rupture on me.
LMAO
1:53 straight up looks like an ARK character
"Slapping the ear is against the rules"
*slaps ear*
The slapee flinched. It's his own damn fault.
@@AngeredKabar the big guy isn't really slapping, he just slams the other people.
O
H
To be fair the dudes hands are huge
Exactly
Dude this is literally an anime. I got legit pissed when black shirt guy was doing better than Vasiliy. I'm loving it
Nice totoro profile picture!
Ikr lmao
I laughed way too hard at this comment and at your name.
I is doggo
What a legend
Have you ever watched wwe weaboo
Every good anime needs a strong villain, this is the Toguro to Vasiliy's Yusuke.
Professional slap fighting owes a HUGE debt of gratitude to Charlie for how much attention he has given to the sport. Every one of these videos has several million views, and I have to imagine that many new fans have come to slap fighting because they saw it on one of Charlie’s videos. They should invite him to do commentary on one of the events.
They need to sort out the rules for this competition. No holding on to tables, bent over, arms behind their back within distance.
That first opponent looks like an Ark: survival evolved character.
Lmao
Well at least like all my characters
Why is this so accurate ?
@@yazanqadi2002 I remember seeing you
dark souls 99 strength
The guy who has the messed up arms look like my ark character
Bruh my ark character is always like that but the knees are the same
Haha same
Ikr
literallty Shroood LOL😂😂😂
Yooo u play on pc?
10:44 watching this video after seeing him professionally commentate on a slapping tournament makes me feel really happy for him. He did a phenomenal job too and really enriched the viewing experience. Congrats Charlie!!!
Where can I watch his commentating? Or were you joking?
the latest fight between darius the destroyer and the wolverine is commentated by charlie. its on both moist's channel, and on slap fighting championships channel
Look at his face at 2:10
Synthol man knew he fucked up.
The manliest man contest ever made.
Truly mesmerizing
*Manmerizing
I thought cthat title went to Gladiators or Full contact Martial Artist.
@@ElvisRocking1 no
@@terminator572 Oh well i guess slapping someone is more hardcore than full blown kicking or punching someone in the face bare knuckled 💀
Slapping is pussy shit
I’ve never seen arms that have their own cup size
😂😂🤣🤣
Underrated comment
Definetely a D cup
Wht di u meant??
@@misterystory7854 them arms got tiddies
I swear Moist’s voice makes him always seem really bored😂
I feel like Vasily kept missing. It was as though the other guy was keeping his head at a lower level and it was messing him up
Synthol implants: literally the most insecure thing a man can do.
Equivalent to silicon.
eathan Neal worse than silicon
Can i do this to my dick?
They arent "implants" lol its oil
@Lúzia A Morta that's not insecure lol
Vasily looked pissed off on that first guy, he smacked him right in the ear full force.
Yea could see it in his look before he slapped that kid, was expecting that revenge :D
@Dr. Red eye Both spellings are correct
He did the exact same thing back and 5 times as hard lmfao
His hand was do big for his head
Dr. Red eye his name is spelt “vasily kamotsky”
Jeez, Charlie really understands how sport slapping should be. It’s like the entire design was sitting in his mind since the beginning of time, just waiting for this day.
Love how you explain that this is a step back from making this a real sport. I particularly like the more official slap fights with rules. Rules like it has to be A Slap. This was more like hitting someone with your hand.
The dude with the over exaggerated biceps looks like a failed science lab experiment.
LOL FR
Like a meat canyon caricature
LMAO IKR
LOL😂
He's a synthol loser. He injects oil into his arms to look "bigger." They tend to be weak pussies.
We NEED Cr1tikal to commentate a tournament live.
Putt Putt let’s make this fuckin happen! The Joe Rogan or Chael Sonnen of slapping tournaments 😂😂
Ice Pick baw god charlie would be the jim ross of the slapping tournament
That would be epic we need to sign a petition to get him to do it
I love Charlie's last rule 10:09 it's like in movies. "Show, don't tell. Slap, don't slow."
Kevin Herrera could you imagine at the beginning of every televised slapping tournament hearing “what’s up guys, it’s cr1tikal” in that monotone ass voice 😂😂😂
Vasily has truly become a force of nature. The boy's grown so much.
When I watched my first slap tournament, I never realised I was missing such important commentary and analysis.
"Slap to the ear! That's against the rules!"
Proceeds to slap his ear so hard that hell be deaf for the rest of eternity
MosesMarlboro Fr 👌😂
He moved into it though
Im beginning to understand things now.
Vasily, known for slapping the souls out of people, goes against his very first soulless oponent.
Ooooooh
Vasily slapped dudes 180 pounds lighter then him when he first started. This soulless guy is closer to him in weight but most likely lighter then vasily and he is a good matchup.
i.imgur.com/MF59kjC.png I couldn't bring myself to like this when it had 420 likes already. +1
@@bluedream420z i wanna read your book
Ayy 666th like
My boyfriend showed me one of your videos, I’m now A addicted to you and B addicted to watching happy slapping 😀. Thank you for improving my life x
“It makes it hard to slap the cheek squarely” 😂
2:52 ref: "slapped the ear against the rules"
*wrist bashes him in the ear canal with the force of a thousand suns*
Ref: 👌👌
yeah but he also can't see the side vasilly is hitting because hes standing on the other side
Bro would you give vasily a penalty?
Well all we know is that his ear canal is destroyed with the suns power lingering out of his ear
he fucking killed him, whats the point to give him penalty slap if he cant slap anymore
What goes around comes around, guy slapped him in the ear first.
*Homeless man reacts to a man raised by a tribe of slappers vs a bubble armed neanderthal*
Categories: Anal
Red Ultra educational
ITS 189 actually
What is wrong with the arms of that guy?
@@vector2855 Nah, 191 now, we need to keep going.
I like how Vasily's arms are as big a synthol boi's with no synthol lol.
So glad I found this channel. Awesome videos man
Alternate title: thicc slapping kratos obliterates popeye, and proceeds to challenge the singer of smash mouth.
Kirk WAHmett 89 good one mate
Dude reminded me of a Russian version of one of the trailer park boys
You’re everywhere man
Kirk WAHmett 89 the problem with that is Popeye used spinach not drugs
Hmm kratos..
Oh God, the mountain guy slapping everyone into the shadow realm
McLarenBMW he’s really fucking strong no doubt. But this sport is more about how big of a hit you can take and less of how big of a hit you can dish. I doubt the mountain gets smacked often so he’s probably not got the strongest face. Lol
@@corymartin1162 his face is the size of a bears face lol. He would not be hurt
@@corymartin1162 heard of overwhelming strength before kid?
By fire be purged
omae wa mou
I've been watching back to back just bc of what u got to say😭😭😭ur funny asf bro, 😂😂💯
Lol Charlie calling the one guy the anti-hero is effectively foreshadowing the arrival of Zales
How in the hell do Reject Popeye's arms fit through the sleeve holes of his shirt?
Some legends say he was born with the shirt.
Slowly growing his Synthol arms into the shirt.
just like phineas
Very slowly
He's been wearing that shirt ever since the first injection
He inflates after shirt putting on
This guy is actually really smart, he wears his floaties UNDER his skin instead of over
They dont slip off like that
Just plain solid logic on his part.
@Fatal Death im offended
@@FrostiDogg lmao
You sir made me laugh out loud lmao
so cool to see them take note of his suggestions in the new slapping era
I thought the guy gonna pop like a baloon and vanish into the universe the second he got slapped.
Vasily was forced to hold back lest he destroy the crowding audience
best anime of 2019
You can just hear the vasily engine roaring
No his arms would have exploded
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The guy with the ridiculously oversized muscles actually slapped. The fat guy didn't even use his fucking hand... He straight up clotheslined the guy with his arm...
@@xenteko7249 He does that every time he's in one of these tournaments though. He knocks people out with the base of his palm. Pretty bullshit tbh.
There is one thing necessary in terms of hypemen: “OYOYOYOYOYOYOY”
ОЙ ОЙ ОЙ ОЙ ОЙ ОЙ ОЙ
Rohan
ОЙОЙОЙОЙОЙЙОЙОЙОЙОЙООЙОЙ НИ ЙОЙОЙОЙООЙЙОЙОЙОЙООЙ
"ОЙОЁОЁЁЁЁЁОЙ man"
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Wait up, synthol is purely cosmetic, so where does his confidence come from
4:04 How do you get that arm through that sleeve though?
i was genuinely scared that Vasili, the hero of our story, would be defeated by Vasilious-X.
Plum luscious lips ready to burst.
He was a laboratory experiment designed with the sole purpose to defeat Vasili. Unlucky for him, Vasili had to use 2% of his power.
His name should be
SandyVasilene
HAVE YOU NO FAITH IN OUR SLAPMASTER?
Your pfp is scary.
character arc going well, good to introduce the antagonist to his story
Especially a sneaky pussy ass antagonist
I’m not ready to call him the antagonist of the story yet. Our brief time with this new character was mostly focused on showing he is on visilys level physically. Hopefully the character sees more development
man i love this anime
I love the part where you talk about the stage then say the victims family lol
I lost it my favourite part lmao
It's not "are you okay?" It's "are you alive?" Love to see it.
Dude wears his floaties to slapping tournament.
Hahahah lool
Yeah but he wore them u n d e r h i s s k i n.
Blahahahahahaha!
I personally miss the man over the intercom yelling "OYOYOYOYOOOOOOOOY!"
official rule: that guy should be required to be at every event
OYOYOYOYOY
Instead of it being GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL in soccer it should be OYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOY
He just makes it even better when it’s already great to watch
Sounded like that one video with the chef "Onyon
“Sequels are never as good as the originals except in porn”
Penguinz0 is becoming the Joe Rogan of slap fighting. We are a part of history.
"Just let the slapping do the talking"
-Charlie (Cr1TiKaL)
That's how he talks to his girlfriend
MrSpanky danm thats dark.
A fucking perfect timing, damn
*slapinpg
The Synth guy should be slapped like that every day for looking like that
What, you don't want to look like an angry Popeye 24/7?
Actually he's trying to gain enough money to get surgery to remove all the synthol from his arms
Zenos Hitomora I don't think so, his arm looks more filled than before
The synthol guy deserved to be slapped that way. Knock some sense into him.
😂😂😂
“Are you alive?”
Vasiliy just showed synthol boy definitive proof of mind-body dualism in a single slap.
vasily didn't expect a worthy opponent so he only brought 2 percent of his power
Could have clapped him harder
Plus, the other guy is almost karate chopping his face. You can see how he angles his hand to hit him with the palm near the wrist. It's not a slap, it's a palm strike.
he brought out every trick in the book, angled and curved his hand contrary to a traditional slap, and raised his shoulders to his neck to ensure that his shoulders would take most of the slap force
Anti-Vasily was literally shaking from having to overcome instinct and recoil. That's self determination right there.
He only survived because Vasilly is left handed
"As you just saw clearly on the nobtop" i absolutely died
Bro you’re funny as hell 😂 slapping is great but I’m definitely staying for the commentary
Came for the slaps, stayed for the slapping critique.
Edit: apparently everyone else did as well. Thanks for the likes.
word
I think he's wrong. The "heel" of the palm would have more impact than the full hand slap
@@Coltrain207 which is why he also said its more dangerous. Full hand is just more fun.
@@thatonebandit9333 haha yea i commented before watching the end of the video. I can agree with that
We need more "oi yoi yoi" from the judge. That needs to be a rule
Cooper Booper LOL
Fr xD
Was about to say the same thing lol
Its OIJOIJOI you ameripleb.
That wasn’t even a fn slap he clubbed him
Dude how do they handle these slaps man I’d be crying
That "perfect" really solidified him as the villain of this anime
we need some vasili x onepunchman memes
I bet his stand is the hand
@@crozu3106 He IS the stand.
@@BierBart12 oh god i cant imagine him punching fast
In 5 years Charlie will be to this sport what Joe Rogan is to the UFC
69 likes
@Dane Delph more than esports lmao
@@Nikotov3 690*
Fuck yeah
A nothing?
Idk why I like this and ear pulling contests so much.
Bro I love your intro it’s fucking hilarious like good shit your commentary always fucking funny in straight up on point
We've gone from laughing at this tournament to reviewing the ins and outs of the rule book and it's competitors.
I love it.
I was genuinely engrossed in this and refused to scroll down to avoid spoilers.
They nerfed Vasilys critikal slap chance this patch to give opponents a better chance.
Isn't it obvious? He was way too op!
He definitely was taking a more defensive approach, focusing on surviving through the slaps
I just noticed that you spelled critical wrong
He haven't pulled out his ultimate move, his left hand yet, his primary arm!
@@cockball_gaming3026 Cr1tikal*
I just discovered this channel, I’m not a major slap enthusiast but your commentary is fucking golden!
5:00 while everyone is focused on black shirt guy stance, I focused on the stance of the green shirt guy behind him.
The health precautions they have in place are picking the guy up and asking if he's alive 😂
Alex 😂😂😂😂
In Russia, precautions are obsolete. Either they walk it off or drink it off.
they also ask if he wants more beer
That palm strike to the temple he gave that synthol kid was 100 percent intentional.
Exactly lol
payback. he did it first ! #1 excuse when we were kids to do something back to someone.
ofc. some cocky little kid coming acting like he owns the place with fake muscles.
synthol does not belong to any sport and real sportsmen hate these fake assholes.
@@olfan92 real sportsmen laugh at synthol users. Its not even muscle, just oil, it only slows them down
@@CrazyDutchguys Fuck yeah we be like HA
5:34 Brock Lesnar's brother in the green shirt to the far right.
This guys commentary is absolutely legendary
He slapped him so hard that it made the video age restricted
😂
Man, just turn this channel into a Slapping tournament channel. Amaizing video and comentary !
are you subtracted
@@teejayx7512 i enjoyed that reply
Dudugamer321 and the podcast
dude... your commentary is just as entertaining as the slaps! keep up the great content! lol.. ^_^
Keanu Reeves called. He wants his face back.
Top 10 anime battle
*Bearded Asgardian God vs Anti-Mage*
This is anti mage in 60 min of the game
The anti-Mage is the rival you knew in your small town who became to be the antagonist, while you go out and adventure and do good stuff for others. Each equally powerful, but in different ways
The anti mage is already full item, heart of tarrasque but no manta
That's a fat Anti-Mage
When the enemy free farming anti-mage finally joins a fight
The man, the myth: Vasily vs Captain Synthol of the balloon arm bandits.
Yeah it looks disgusting lol. By far my favorite arc of the entire anime though.
And later on in the episode, Vasily meets his arch nemesis, Anti Vasily of the black clothed capers
Dude's arms have already popped, no joke. Swatch "synthol arms rusian kid and see what your find
You a dam expert on this slap tournament sh*t, love the analysis.
I really enjoyed this. Very disciplined. It's like a game of chess, the weaker mind subjeued by the stronger. Thanks for the upload 👍