2012 Honda Civic Sedan Owner's Manual ASMR (No Spoilers!)
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- Reading various excerpts and passages from the classic non-fiction book titled "2012 Honda Civic Sedan Owner's Manual". This includes page turning sounds to help you relax, sleep and hopefully experience ASMR (if you do). And don't worry, there are no spoilers in case you haven't read this literary masterpiece yourself.
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The anti-flying child gadget is SO underrated, I think ER called it “seatbelt”. The writers did a good job implementing this gadget, really adds to the storyline. 10/10
Thanks for spoiling it..
@@AmnesiaForever Nah, I would say it’s more like a thing to look out when reading “2012 Honda Civic Sedan Owner’s Manual”.
@@juanortiz7540 You're right on that. I'm on the edge of my 2011 Honda Civic Sedan's seat while reading, currently.
Cheesers
@@AmnesiaForever oh, if so, *buckle up*
Most People wouldn't have done a spoiler free reading, but you sir are not most people.
Well that was easy, the Honda civic doesn't have any spoilers
Man, took me half a minute to wrap my mind around your comment.
i'm retarded, but so is the dude below me
@@voli6570 then you must just not know how to read properly.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No factory spoiler option. Bummer. Guess a three foot tall aftermarket version becomes necessary
@@thispersondoesnotexist405 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks for keeping it Spoiler-Free, ER. Would hate to know how the owner’s manual ends
Spoiler alert: it gets replaced by another manual
Or hes keeping us safe from the ricers
@@T405_MN dude don't spoil the spoiler
With a W
With a broken vehicle, always does
Certainly no spoilers it's not a type R version
LMAO 💀💀
This Kivik dont have Vtec
Vtec kicked in and blew the spoiler off.
No one's riced it yet
Sad
this is a certified Honda Kivik moment.
@KickStartTV lmbao
its the latin pronunciation😩
@@TPFBaIls lembou
Honda Sivis
I have a 2012 civic!!
Usually I can’t read nonfiction, being tied to reality has a tendency to really dry out descriptions, but this really makes the world come alive in a way so few nonfiction pieces manage.
I'd like to think he went to a car dealer in Pennsylvania and asked for a copy of the manual, but they wouldn't sell it separately so he just bought the whole car.
No way, this seems like a cleaning out the garage find, where he goes "yeah, I can do a video reading this." moment. The rest they say is history.
@@WevvMang duh
nah he bought the car to go with the manual, I'm sure of it
That fact that you specifically chose PA like it feels true that peeps would get something like this even without the car XD
a yard sale possibly or even just on the ground
@@SkittyDangerzne pa is the place that this man resides in
What a great idea this is. Story telling asmr usually throws me off bc I get too involved in the story itself, but a car manual? Yeah I’m knockin out tonight. Thanks dude, keep up the great videos.
You should check out his video where he reads the MS dos manual! Out like a light.
@@lindseymashburn-fonzeroth1806 mmm yes, my favorite religious text, the ms dos.
😂 relatable
Frankly I prefer the dry humor of the Ford owner's manuals more to my liking. I do enjoy the Honda series of books, but I think we can all agree, that the Mercedes series take themselves way too seriously.
I personally think that the vw series is quite underrated but I also understand people not enjoying its religious undertones.
The Kia series is a personal favorite of mine. With the newer editions l think people have been picking it up more, but nothing really beats the classic feel of the originals in the series like “Sorento” and “Soul”
Personally I like the Chevy manual because of the adventures you can picture in your head like with the Wild West with the Silverado book series or my all time favorite the rags to riches story of the impala
I have to weigh in for the Toyota sagas; especially the classics like the Corolla. I find each edition of that series awash with nostalgia and the whimsy of childhood. Although, now that I'm older, I find that I anticipate the Tacoma titles (outdoor adventure genre) with great yearning every year.
@@lyrxcz2xd261 Chevrolet books, love those. I hope they release a new one soon.
Imagine the guy that had to type the whole manual watching this…
He'd be proud....
Lucky him, he already knows what's gonna happen
proud
I wonder how many people ACTUALLY read it lol
@@Honaroth not tryna spoil but (nobody)
**Video starts**
Me: Sweet, time for sleep!
Me 40 minutes later:
“Hmm, yes, I see.”
Same
Same here 😅
Oh yes an Honda sedan guide book, I see you're a man of culture.
😂
I hate this joke
your*
@@tmorgan565 uhh i believe you’re wrong 😂
Laughs in Honda coupe
The day this man runs out of ideas, Hell will be frozen over.
So... sometime in the winter, then? Michigan gets cold as hell.
@@TDUShelby na it's when the next ice age will come
Well, there is a Hell, Michigan.
It really goes to show, ASMR isn't about the theme. It's about the sounds.
@@brubbo0435 *laughts in climate change*
Man, Honda owners are truly drooling over this...
HELL YEAH WE ARE
I'm about to fall asleep to this
V-TECHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can confirm.
can confirm
i am always so incredibly chuffed by ER's amazing ability to act like it's his first day on earth... where is his oscar
I was going to skip off this video until I saw the no spoilers in the title! I so happy ER respects the interests of other car manual readers!
The manual says:
- Go do some tuning ASAP!
- Rev up the engine to 8k!
- For proper operation, keep your elbow outside the window at all time!
Oi those are spoilers
Remap
you forgot - Redline your engine to get vtec while going 30!
saw that exhaust pipe roght off
Send piston 3 to the stratosphere!
A good book, but I like the sequel: 2013 Honda Civic Sedan Owner’s Manual
I've read better.
The 2014 manual is better then the 2015
What about the 2011 prequel
I've heard there's a remake on the cards - 2022 Honda Civic Owners Manual , just imagine the special effects and CGI
Prequel is best, 2011 Honda Civic sedan owners manual.
I loved the gauges and displays arc. Glad to see it’s one of your favorites as well.
I'm still asking you to please do a "back of a shampoo bottle asmr"
Omg please, that would be perfect!
“Purified water, sodium chloride, natural herbs, leprechaun flesh, unicorn fur, dragon tears, wizard aura…”
@@harmfulspider and lithium sulfate
i read that series while pooping.
@@joevanweedler same! 😆
How am I supposed to relax when I'm questioning how to pronounce 'Civic' in the first 4 minutes
don't worry lol "kiwick" is the correct way
We all know that you pronounce it "Chewiss"
It's pronounced "sivick"
It's actually "Siwis", don't listen to these illiterate plebians
Keeleck is the correct pronunciation. Get it right people.
I would like to have a kivil debate over the pronunciation of "Honda Kivic".
Sinnamon
*pronunkiation
Yes let's be kivilized here
Man, I've been looking for a spoiler free version of this for 9 years now! Thanks, Uncle E!
This man is reading a Honda owners manual and making it sound good. What the hell.
I feel like the 2012 edition was the last really good one they wrote, after 2012 they really went downhill with the manuals. I forced my way through the 2013th edition hoping it would get better but it sadly didn't, haven't even bothered looking at 2014th edition
Check out the prequel! 2011 Honda Civic sedan owners manual. It's much better then that of even the 2012 one! There's less fancy words and much easier to read on the go!
honestly, their newest installation stepped up majorly, in my opinion
I read the 2015 one and I automatically regretted.
The 2016 and 2017 manuals were actually quite enjoyable in my opinion, worth a read
@@thatnicklongo5939 How's that even possible!?
I just started reading this gem! I’m currently on the Epilogue - the Index. Thanks for no spoilers, I needed a taste of future chapters and this was perfect!
Can’t wait for the 1991 Honda Civic Owners Manual! 😳
I'm waiting for the 2001 Honda Civic Ex manual. Man, I could use that lmao.
The 2012 Sedan sequel is much more popular, but the classic 1991 book still holds up in many ways
Definitely hope he gets around to it someday, it deserves the attention
Now that’s a classic!
"there are no spoilers"
People of Tuner culture : *drifts in sadness*
Yeah there’s no spoilers because it’s not a type r version😔
@Jeremiah J Williamson you can still drift with it
@Jeremiah J Williamson it is if you make it
Clicked for the funny title but actually recieved top tier ASMR
Thank you for adding the spoiler warning, I really didnt want my honda civic experience to be ruined
He was actually just warning us he would be talking about the optional Honda Factory Performance Trunk Lid Spoiler
The tingles and the VTEC are kicking in, I can already feel them.
Thanks for the *ride,* Uncle ER!
Paul is by far one of the most underrated asmr channels on youtube. And thats just all the more reason for me to support him all these years. Love ya paul. Cant believe how old weve gotten together lol
Uncle E, it's this kinda stuff that helps me find peace after a horrible day at work. I can lay back, listen to something whimsical and light hearted as I battle insomnia and my many minor physical torments. all cleaned up and sinking into the sheets you keep my mind from wandering to darker places, away from withdrawals, and focused on the now just enough to where I don't feel bad if I fall asleep mid video.
I'll never be able to truly repay you for this incredible feat and service, but I always make sure to pay the debts I can't forward. Extend a hand like you, and be a shoulder to lean on for those who'd otherwise never have it. Thanks for keeping me rested the whole way.
Thank you for the last 9 years of good sleep. Here's to 9 more.
Only 9? 😳💀
Damn only 9 years more, how come only 9?
Ah, I was just about to read this! Thanks for not spoiling anything.
I’ve never read such a great book. The characters are amazing
Who are the characters
dude i've been waiting for a 2012 Honda civic owners manual video for a while now, i knew you'd get to it eventually
Great book review, gotta say that this book should be considered a classic. The follow up books are a bit too modern for my taste but the earlier once really hit the spot, especially this one.
“the trunk is probably the best place for kids” 😳😳
**muffled screaming and slamming**
*"No no, hes got a point"*
Im so happy ER is getting to a million. I got here around 300k I think and he was the father of ASMR for me. Hope you are doing great ER and best wishes to all of the ASMR community
I like how he comes up with the most random things to do asmr with its legit raw talent
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Hector is going to be running three Honda civics with spoon engines, and on top of that, he just went into Harry’s and bought three t66 turbos with nos, and a motec exhaust system.
Ahaha love that bit 😂
I knew ER was a reasonable person. Civic sedan is truly a smart purchase.
Thanks for keeping it spoiler free. Can’t wait to experience this book for myself
This is striking Coincidence. My 2012 Honda civic wouldn't start 30 minutes ago and I had to call out of work. It's like god wants me to read this manual. By god I mean our lord and savoir ER
Did you ever fix it?
@@E_Legal_Alien I just got it back today
@@IDontPostPorn now that a week passed since the repair, did nothing bad happen?
Praise our Lord and Savior Ephemeral Rift.
The timing of this video is perfect. Last week our English teacher assigned us a book report on this very same Honda Owners Manual - - and now this! Sweet!!
0:57 I completely agree. As a matter of fact, I think I've come up with the perfect revised alphabet. This alphabet will take some letters away, and add some new ones. The reason it would add new ones is for specific sounds like Ch and Th. This alphabet would look as such: A B D E F G H I J K L M N O P R S T U V W Y Z (New letter for ch) (New letter for th) we don't need C because it makes two letters sounds that already exist, S and K. We don't need q because it mixes two letters sounds to make one sound, K and W. And we don't need X because it also mixes two letters sounds to make a sound, K and X.
I also greatly insist that we phonetically spell. In case you don't know what that means I'll give you a brief description. We spell things how they should be spelled. Some examples: Funeticly, phonetically. Prhaps, perhaps. Fotow, photo. Catupilr, caterpillar. Letrs, letters. Tow, toe. Sicoligy, psychology. Eksist, exist. Siens, science.
Dude this is so weird I just read my 2011 Civic manual last night 😂
God has a car now _huh_
I'm glad he didn't spoil the twist ending.
He had me worried for a bit there.
That's a damn nice car Uncle E, had one of those a few years ago, you got great taste
Thank god this video has no spoilers, I’ve been looking forward to reading the manual for a while now
This man's head really doesn't run out of ideas, does it?
BRUH. I came here to listen to ASMR. Not to whole heartedly agree with you on the S / C pronunciation debate! Now I want a S / C pronunciation debate ASMR
Thanks for this, I’ve been looking for something spoiler-free for a while now
Finally. I've been waiting so long to know the user guide to a Honda Civic.
i had to double take upon reading the title, then realise the absolutely masterful pun and legit laughed out loud
ER has to be one of the coolest guys ever his wacky video ideas are one of his many great features like his story making, interests, his calming voice etc. thanks ER
“Good things come to those who steal them” I will live my life by these words
I've been following this channel for years and it's never failed to have compelling videos. Truly this man is a genius. 10/10 truly amazing channel.
Jesus Christ immediately starts with disputing pronunciation with phonics! What an absolute Chad
NWUWU
I ordered my manual last week! Can't wait for sleepless nights reading it!
Nice video ER and thank you for helping me fall asleep with all your other videos and this video thank you so much I've been having alot of anxiety and you some how always give me relief from my anxiety 😊
I would like to personally award the “people” who commented first on this video with a golden star for their great achievement.
⭐️ wear it with all your honor
K.
Takes golden star
Love how you put "people" in quotes lol
but was it six-pointed?
@@bogdanbogdanoff5164 yes
Love how ypu kept this spoiler free, cant wait to read myself- but i dont like how they suggest depressing the vehicle? Imagine the toll :(
I can't believe I fell asleep to a man reading a Honda civic manual
Yes I love the 2012 Honda civic owners manual! My favorite owners manual!
Dude I’ve been watching you since 2015 when you did a Halloween candy and pretzel eating video 🥺 I LOVE your content and you are by far one of the most creative artists in the asmr and entertainment field I’ve seen!
Keep up the good work man and I wish you continued success 🙏👍
Love the pun with “no spoilers”
I cannot fall asleep when I'm laughing this hard your commentary is the best!
Doug demuro's sleep paralysis demon
You did not 😂🤣
@@47hp78 yes I did
Just finished the 2011 Honda Civic owners manual. Cant wait to start this one looks like a great sequel
This is definitely a Honda 2012 Civic Sedan moment
Toyota has released some truly amazing manuals. I've heard all their manuals still hold up against all the other manuals, especially the older ones. You can't beat them. Honda is a close second though
This brings back the old ER memories with his hair like this 😂
As an 09 Honda Accord owner, i appreciate the spoiler free video
This man is the best ASMRist ever honestly
Thank god I had an oral report on this book u saved my life with this one
would love to see Rift do an asmr video of reading “classic poetry” but instead of actual poetry he’s just reading top 40 song lyrics.
i imagine that going something like this“‘my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun’ hmm, the meaning of this statement truly does… befuddle me. I suppose… this man is very interested in… snakes”
Awesome reading! Some people aren't aware of this but following the smashing success of this release, there was a run of merchandise about the book including a car by the same name! I was lucky enough to get my hands on one, it's a lovely homage to this classic.
This dude literally went out to his car, grabbed his manual, and made a video lol.
Genius
Jesse, we have to inspect the brake pads on this 2012 Honda Civic.
Glad to know that Rift isn't a Civic owner who uses a spoiler.
But does he have a wing on his?
Rift has better taste than someone who would drive a ricer.
@@richardhead1848 Yeah, he seems like the type of guy to drive a red Jeep Wrangler
after he explained the part about why it should be “sivic”
me: no, no, he’s got a point
Cicero was actually pronounced “kee-keh-ro”
"A dynamic masterpiece which spawned several more of the same series" -The New York Times
This video makes me SO sleepy, I reliably fall asleep watching it, it’s too good.
I really love this guys sense of humor LMAO
I can't explain how much this is one of my favorite videos 😂 no jokes
Thanks for not spoiling anything so that I can watch this even though I haven't found a copy of this particular literature
*SPOILERS*
The VTEC actuator breaks and the car begins to idle funny and the valve timing is no longer variable.
This guy is something else man. No spoilers, not even in the vid and I’m cracking
Affordable & reliable Honda Civic ASMR. ER you are the best! Thanks for everything
This might be your best video to date. I always come back to it
Ten years of listening and its only taken me about a month or so to realize now that all this time ive been ddealing with a pretty annoying case of pulsatile tinnitus, without asmr im finding it really hard to sleep lately, especially since ive quit smoking... so thanks again paul
"Where's the VTEC?!"
Where my car dudes at?
Thanks for no spoilers! I’m really interested after the plot twist at the child safety section. What a well thought out story! Anyways, thanks!
I feel super safe after watching this. Thanks, ER!
This is it. The prequel to Ephemeral Drift.
This is the video we never knew we needed...
Omg the pronunciation bit. He fucking got me. I'm not enough of an asshole to post a comment correcting him, but damn did it get to me 😂
3:01 ER throwing up gang signs. "What you say Blood!?" 😂😂
This is literally just the best asmr video on youtube. change my mind
and on top of that, it's literally a spin off of the NWO asmr cinematic universe