Centinella state prison part 8: the celly and the happy card plan to get rich quick

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  • @ryanleone5805
    @ryanleone5805  4 роки тому +7

    #prisonstories #jailstories #prison #storytime
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    • @bendaves77
      @bendaves77 4 роки тому

      Maybe ol boys ol lady's va jj smells not so fresh and clean. I'm not gonna tell a story I have for this situation but we will just say that this female I have been with for years wanted to know why I don't eat pussy... said that I do... she says bullshit and now I sit wondering how to tell her that it's not rotten but its definitely not something that is a pleasant experience or aroma. What's a guy to do.. give some of your brutally honest advice Ryan Leone

    • @roblox_dior1971
      @roblox_dior1971 4 роки тому

      Yo u do a lot of extra talking u tell the same jokes damn near every time it ain’t bad when u first start watching u but it like the same jokes over and over

    • @calianne5352
      @calianne5352 4 роки тому

      What's Joe's EMAIL. I need something

    • @BillBondsHasAPosse
      @BillBondsHasAPosse 4 роки тому

      Ryan, you know anyone from SABAN Films. That my homeboy John Saba of Criterion Collection.

    • @ateammofo9676
      @ateammofo9676 4 роки тому

      I feel your pain Leone I used to be a perverted builder hybrid

  • @hazeltbarahona365
    @hazeltbarahona365 4 роки тому +7

    Does anybody else watch Ryan Leone's videos when you're sobering up off a binge or been sober for a few days? Very comforting lol

  • @toddr3093
    @toddr3093 4 роки тому +9

    “You ask them to build a cabinet, give them 6 or 7 hours and you have a new deck” LMAOOO

  • @brianchappell6466
    @brianchappell6466 4 роки тому +7

    Man you crack me up when you go off topic and ramble on about tweekers lol

  • @bigsidrealprisontalk9173
    @bigsidrealprisontalk9173 4 роки тому +6

    Another great video of your videos keep getting better and better

  • @rlmaese
    @rlmaese 4 роки тому +7

    My gf and I are 4 years clean in November. You're such an inspiration man. Cuz we were bad. We slept on picnic tables. We'd try to sneak into my parents house through unlocked windows.
    You've honestly given us the courage to speak out on it. We'd love to speak with you on it. I think you should start a podcast. I'd definitely listen to it. Much love man, from Albuquerque, New Mexico. Also I've got lots of narcan. I'd love to donate to your cause. Reach out and email me man.
    Polabra.

  • @BassBrigade2012
    @BassBrigade2012 4 роки тому +12

    You can't tell when you're an heroin addict, you'll lose your connect

    • @merk.9285
      @merk.9285 3 роки тому +1

      That's what I thought he was gonna say lol cuz that's how it really is

  • @cssp1419
    @cssp1419 4 роки тому +3

    Ryan, you do more and help more people than you even realize man...your efforts and the hardwork u put in is priceless as you show in life you take chances and may fall but u always get back uo and you do this very well. Keep your train rolling and if we believe in you ryan, your going places beyond where your at which took alot of chance and hard work and a true gift. You deserve to hear the positive feedback for all you tolerate, and props to you and your sacrifice as this shit doesnt upload by itself so great job and if people are ragging there caring so keep that gonzo spirit alive and keep the followers coming back dude...later

  • @merk.9285
    @merk.9285 3 роки тому +1

    Hahahaha the "NO ..IM SPOTTING!" Is so relatable with my exes

  • @mosluggo1
    @mosluggo1 4 роки тому +8

    You never said if the molly connect ever ended up getting popped??

  • @jameskarins1717
    @jameskarins1717 4 роки тому +4

    Heroin addicts dont rat because they protect their plugs at all costs lol

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 роки тому +3

      Facts. I just feel like no one got me in my situation besides myself no point to take anyone down with me.

  • @mandybrochtrup5820
    @mandybrochtrup5820 4 роки тому +7

    RYAN stop thinking u need to make excuses for anything or way u choose to do ur stories n things on ur channel. you know what works for u so screw the haters who feel they need to critique or criticize EVERYTHING. keep doing you 😉

  • @beautynthebass
    @beautynthebass 3 роки тому +1

    your stories are always compelling and wild, and also your hair looks good like this

  • @gianmichaelspaccarotella7749
    @gianmichaelspaccarotella7749 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for putting another video out quicker

  • @Trumplican
    @Trumplican 4 роки тому +11

    i hate the ppl that say they are functional addicts. During my entire addiction I never witnessed such an addict...
    EDIT: I guess I should have specified I meant heroin addicts and the hardcore ones like I was and was around. Yeah if you have dope you can function but if you don't your ass aint going to work and that means you aren't functioning.

    • @rickmcnulty3757
      @rickmcnulty3757 4 роки тому

      I know plenty of people, fuckers who work at car dealerships and wear suits everyday but smoke H everyday too.

    • @urbansledder
      @urbansledder 4 роки тому +1

      It's actually pretty common in Detroit. Every car manufacturing plant has a couple in house dealers that deal on payday credit to all the user employees. I used to drive a delivery truck route and take the truck right to my dealers house

    • @Trumplican
      @Trumplican 4 роки тому +1

      @@urbansledder I guess I should have specified I meant heroin addicts and the hardcore ones like I was and was around. Yeah if you have dope you can function but if you don't your ass aint going to work and that means you aren't functioning.

    • @Dreamers_Ink
      @Dreamers_Ink 4 роки тому

      depends where you are, here shit is always dry here in this part of Cali coast. so I can imagine folks running out. ryan nailed it. go pig hard then not have a plug afterwards lol the worst.

    • @aob799
      @aob799 4 роки тому

      rick mcnulty the point is if you smoke H every day and all of the sudden your plug goes to jail and you can’t find it.... your no longer “functioning”

  • @ryan8430
    @ryan8430 4 роки тому +1

    Was 5yrs sober and relapsed sitting here watching your stories going damn wtf did I do bro. Also waiting to on a bed for detox. At least I have that going for me

  • @BillBondsHasAPosse
    @BillBondsHasAPosse 4 роки тому +4

    On dope, hours.
    Dope sick, minutes.

    • @urbansledder
      @urbansledder 4 роки тому

      I remember once I went to my sugar mamas house in the morning cuz I was sick. She wanted to get it in "because I never come when I'm high". I literally made it 2 pumps and I was so embarrassed that I just stopped for a second, then kept on going lol

    • @jefwhitehead7243
      @jefwhitehead7243 4 роки тому

      Urbansledder 7 hahaha

    • @johnmichael2732
      @johnmichael2732 4 роки тому

      Been there

  • @Walem_B
    @Walem_B 4 роки тому +3

    Dude!!!! Just heard adam 22 talking about witnessing an actual BFCL !!!

  • @JShawnPaul
    @JShawnPaul 2 роки тому +1

    Man I love this dude.

  • @bobbyjohnson250
    @bobbyjohnson250 4 роки тому +1

    Man he says EEEEEWWWWWLMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @captainhowdy3104
    @captainhowdy3104 4 роки тому +2

    I know what u mean ryan, I went to west va. , swam in some beautiful fresh water streams, we were just laying in the water letting the current carry us. It's like I was high a.f. man. Nothing compares. Take care.

  • @Hopefiend95
    @Hopefiend95 4 роки тому +2

    Thirsty is thirsty.

  • @gerardrobert8029
    @gerardrobert8029 4 роки тому +4

    When took away our bags of sugar
    In county jails in MA. We just replaced that with bags of Cool Aid turned it over faster and it tasted way better.

    • @Mass_bigbaits
      @Mass_bigbaits 4 роки тому +1

      County jails in mass suck!

    • @yearight7956
      @yearight7956 4 роки тому +1

      County jail anywhere pretty much sucks.

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 роки тому

      What I used to consider my "home jail" these little disgusting packs of "Kool aid" they gave us no one drank it we called it UTI in a pack 😂

    • @Mass_bigbaits
      @Mass_bigbaits 4 роки тому

      @@jennj2049 we call it bug juice

    • @greatdoorsandgates4991
      @greatdoorsandgates4991 4 роки тому

      They used to GIVE you bags of sugar? Or was it on the commissary list? I’m from the infamous MURDACOPA COUNTY home if uncle Joe Arpaio and that lame fuck took PEPPER off the menu.

  • @erichusayn
    @erichusayn 4 роки тому +3

    Thats a good scam until they buy you a gas can and fill it up, then offer to take you to your car...

  • @pjpaasche
    @pjpaasche 4 роки тому +5

    I live in Albuquerque and breaking bad is pretty spot on.

  • @chriswilde4985
    @chriswilde4985 4 роки тому +2

    Hooped that whole key chain

  • @edwinlopez5164
    @edwinlopez5164 4 роки тому +1

    I see you big dog with the back to backs. Your impersonations are hilarious

  • @christophergreenfield2785
    @christophergreenfield2785 4 роки тому

    I love the dogs big homie great video as always

  • @kingcrowns8801
    @kingcrowns8801 4 роки тому +1

    “Meth?”
    “Im gonna assume!” Haha

  • @youngray510xeastxbay5
    @youngray510xeastxbay5 4 роки тому +2

    Leone’s the kinda tweeker on a 10 speed bike at 4am with ripped up porn pages in his over filled backpack smoking a cigarette filter with pipe ash smeared on his face and a pizzo wrapped in toilet paper in his sock.. bhahahaahahahahaahhahahaha

  • @omarsheriff4098
    @omarsheriff4098 4 роки тому +1

    JUST TELL THE FUCKING STORY.

  • @scottdtownend
    @scottdtownend 4 роки тому +2

    That was a dope intro! Ha

  • @parkavenue3990
    @parkavenue3990 4 роки тому +8

    I am dying to know why that letter is so important. I have a feeling this is going to get insane. I mean besides the GP and PC mix beef but I think the letter is goiing to make this story go in whole different direction. Thank you Ryan for the content. It means a lot to me. 🙏🏻

  • @morpheus5934
    @morpheus5934 4 роки тому +1

    use to being sick. that's crazy

  • @dennisrichards2604
    @dennisrichards2604 4 роки тому +1

    ryan, if i cant eat it first, i wont fuck it bro! #FACTS

  • @cssp1419
    @cssp1419 4 роки тому

    Ryan pump out a video for labor day video bud....your a solid channel as the prison you tube thing seems to be getting old but you spin it with your character to keep your channel fresh and always a good attitude bud...I watch yours only as you actually helped me become a person that is much different than months ago due to your balls in honesty and being a dude that does by example...not wanting a love affair man just facts...even other jag shows I just write to watch leone he did actual time not bullshit time most lie about...be good and your a funny dude sober also and u help many a dude.

  • @hippiegal2461
    @hippiegal2461 4 роки тому +1

    HI RYAN!!!🙃🙃🖤💯

  • @billg4129
    @billg4129 4 роки тому +3

    Phahahahaha your take on the tweakers coming too in county jail, “meth?” “Well I assume so” lmfao

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 роки тому

      I literally found your comment as he was saying it idk why it just made it 10x funnier 😂❤️

    • @billg4129
      @billg4129 4 роки тому +1

      Jenn Jones I laughed so damn hard when he said that cause I’ve literally seen this happen countless times in Harris County good ol Houston TX jail. Ide love to start a channel to tell stories like this but you know us addicts always making excuses 😂

    • @billg4129
      @billg4129 4 роки тому

      Jenn Jones r u in recovery if u don’t mind me asking?

    • @jennj2049
      @jennj2049 4 роки тому

      @@billg4129 yes I am. Too many judgemental people online. I thought about making a channel before but too many people are mean!

  • @richardhorn7688
    @richardhorn7688 3 роки тому

    17:05. If I had a dollar for every time I've done this

  • @troydebruyn4790
    @troydebruyn4790 4 роки тому +3

    Nothing like woman coming in ya mouth

  • @jamespendergrass6946
    @jamespendergrass6946 4 роки тому +1

    A++

  • @cabooseabs6864
    @cabooseabs6864 4 роки тому +1

    Does your smoke detector need a new battery?

  • @dcarroll3686
    @dcarroll3686 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfao !!! Yoo I gotta go dude ! Lol

  • @youngray510xeastxbay5
    @youngray510xeastxbay5 4 роки тому +5

    BOOF TALES....

  • @ohheybigbabysweets
    @ohheybigbabysweets 4 роки тому +1

    My man !

  • @cssp1419
    @cssp1419 4 роки тому

    Hey ryan, love not just your channel, but respect u as a man and dad and husband and good son...your honety is like number one and screw the trolls dude. I would enjoy 1 5 minute call not as some freak fan, but a dude that respects u for some of your I dont talk it I did it changes man. May never happen, but support you, but who gives a shit, its about not your some star, a weird stalking thing, but you are humble, and your persona can be a contagious reality dude. Hey your busy, but u want cash its kool, but a call quick is like a appreciation issue. Your never to big to say ya know, I can do that as he likes me for me....shit, maybe never happen and I dont need it but wouldnt mind it out of your humble and a plan good dude. Can send a gift card for your son for a kick ass gift from a dude that really just sees past a prison story for what u represent. Be cool and hope u get this. If not life still spins. Later ryan good labor day to all in your home.

  • @justinjacob2944
    @justinjacob2944 4 роки тому +2

    Crazy how we have same bday, and both relapsed from eating acid ... Fucking crazy world. I was off the shit for over seven yearsssss... Took a five strip, took xanax for comedown and next day I was smoking rock and then sniffing dope... Got up to 25 bags of fentanyl shit a day . Went on for over month and now I'm on subs again for about a month.. started with 1½ a day and lowered myself to a quarter a day. Wish you the best. Been watching since lockdown 23&1 interview. Everytime I have cash i go to Barnes and nobles to get ya book and they never have it. I don't have card so can't get online. One day though, and hopefully by then JuneGloom will be out. Palabra ✌🏼 #Fighttheaddiction

  • @jarellg909
    @jarellg909 2 роки тому

    🔥💯

  • @bockAve
    @bockAve 4 роки тому

    Ryan I'm struggling to get off Suboxone, I Am Going to Try Liquid Kratom Do You think that would help? I get So depressed When I Dont Take a Sub After 3 days or so One time i went 9 days & i was Anxiety ridden & depression was horrible, I just dont know what to do. I Hope your Doing Ok Brother..I Love Your videos. I Wach them All the time.

  • @ninob2943
    @ninob2943 4 роки тому +1

    How we go from 11 to 7 and now back to this ? I'm hella confused

    • @majesticone2543
      @majesticone2543 4 роки тому

      When was 11?

    • @ninob2943
      @ninob2943 4 роки тому

      @@majesticone2543 he uploaded it earlier today I watched on youtube

    • @ninob2943
      @ninob2943 4 роки тому

      He must have deleted it 🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♂️ damn now I dont wanna watch till he gets till 12. Nothing crazy happens.

    • @majesticone2543
      @majesticone2543 4 роки тому

      Loll when was it? Earlier today?

    • @majesticone2543
      @majesticone2543 4 роки тому +1

      I thought I saw one post and then deleted

  • @AUTHOR804
    @AUTHOR804 4 роки тому +1

    I was 4 hours clean till fucking Ryan uploaded way to ruin my sobriety buddy roll!!!!!!!!

  • @d3rtmcg3rt53
    @d3rtmcg3rt53 4 роки тому

    Methadone for sure does that. Lol! It sucks too much that's why I stayed single the whole time.

  • @KrownRoyal
    @KrownRoyal 8 місяців тому

    I disagree. New Mexico is its very own beast. Breaking Bad would is definitely inline with the madness that is New Mexico. Anyway. RIP Foo❤

  • @terryallen1616
    @terryallen1616 2 роки тому

    Fosegump lol

  • @omarsheriff4098
    @omarsheriff4098 4 роки тому +2

    Lol bro u keep talking in circles about the same godamn shit. I get it u have to stretch these videos out because there’s only so much stories to tell but please just keep the story moving. I wanna hear what happends But got damn.

  • @joelhammer2847
    @joelhammer2847 4 роки тому +1

    "wrong place, wrong time" = 3.37am in the Walmart tool isle with the cart upside down fixing the bad wheel on the cart with the tools conveniently located there in.
    "What are you hassling me for, pig!?"

  • @kendallwatson9056
    @kendallwatson9056 4 роки тому

    Who FUCKEN care what people think I guess I'm just selfish I love the content whether it's a mellow story or a crazy story. Im doing the same thing cooking my son dinner thank you for the content brother!!!!

  • @legend_tay3049
    @legend_tay3049 3 роки тому

    how DAAAAAAARE you speak I'll of SOA or Breaking Bad?!?!?!?!?!?! both are SOLID ass shows written beautifully!!!!! may not be accurate but the story is fucking bomb Holmes!!!!

  • @cssp1419
    @cssp1419 4 роки тому

    leone should be getting all the after prison show views his shit is 100 big time better than should be before bed show to fall asleeo...dude looks like a butterbean

  • @Krash_fpv
    @Krash_fpv 4 роки тому

    Yeah that's the worst u do all of it that night you had a whole g but somehow you rationalize the fact u will figure it out in the morn

  • @Random_Wierdo.
    @Random_Wierdo. Рік тому +2

    He is high 😢

  • @brokencondom9917
    @brokencondom9917 4 роки тому

    daily upload plzzzz

  • @80sbabyforlife
    @80sbabyforlife 4 роки тому

    Hey Ryan 👋🏼 It’s Native American or Indigenous People.
    India = Indian
    Appreciate you stories.

    • @surgepurge7609
      @surgepurge7609 4 роки тому +1

      fuck off no such thing as ''native Americans''

  • @q.c.key7044
    @q.c.key7044 3 роки тому

    Its hard out here for a pimp

  • @aquapros916
    @aquapros916 4 роки тому

    Thats just some emerald triangle type shit... Sac growers aint really like that....

  • @ducks_love_bread
    @ducks_love_bread 4 роки тому

    Lol i thought demi was hot in that movie lol

  • @nloc
    @nloc 4 роки тому

    hey after you hire your treasurer and senior operations manager, hop on your private jet and take a vaca to Macau lol Im kidding of course i typed all this during your video and still didn't miss anything wtf

  • @jakejakec5977
    @jakejakec5977 4 роки тому

    You weren't in Vietnam??? Really?

  • @stephenmeriwether6863
    @stephenmeriwether6863 4 роки тому

    Who's got blk in PHX

  • @cssp1419
    @cssp1419 4 роки тому

    ps screw em u start a story any damn way u want dude

    • @cssp1419
      @cssp1419 4 роки тому

      God damn ryan give some love back give a heart for support....u cant be breaking shit all nite long make a minute for love....jackie moon said everybody love everybody...one of your prison related channels dude looks like ricky bobby..u can guess it not hard

  • @jefwhitehead7243
    @jefwhitehead7243 4 роки тому

    Tax Collector was weak AF.
    And LeBouf(or whatever) is a clown

  • @videosYOUenjoy
    @videosYOUenjoy 3 роки тому +1

    You look like Birdman Martin's illigetiamate Son... .....

  • @drewbus4498
    @drewbus4498 4 роки тому

    SORRY ENDING!!

  • @Arykperry
    @Arykperry 4 роки тому +1

    If he isn’t goin down on his girl she should Cheat on him. It’s part of takin care of your girl and he’s not man enough to hang on to her !!!!

  • @noahfarkas4435
    @noahfarkas4435 4 роки тому +2

    How can you spend a whole episode and already a quarter way into this one and you have barely continued the story at all its pathetic

  • @jayhouss9937
    @jayhouss9937 Рік тому +1

    Good riddance

  • @robertperdue8707
    @robertperdue8707 4 роки тому +1

    U already made this video.

  • @sirtylerthomas
    @sirtylerthomas 4 роки тому +1

    Just get on with the story leonee!!!!. You side track so much!! Its annoying AF. makes me wanna stick needles in my eyes!!!

  • @cameronpiper877
    @cameronpiper877 4 роки тому

    This guy is higher then a hippy. Sit still and spit it out bro.