[ASMR] Comforting Hermes The Messenger God

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  • Опубліковано 16 гру 2024

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  • @datseawitchudontknow5329
    @datseawitchudontknow5329 3 роки тому +344

    Listener: ...
    Listener: *writes* hades if you fire him I’m quitting.

  • @philippa503
    @philippa503 3 роки тому +286

    Hades: So... how’d it go?
    Listener, holding Hermes in their arms: I’m keeping him.
    Hades: ... okay.

    • @ngocvo944
      @ngocvo944 3 роки тому +8

      That was exactly what I thought after watching the video!

  • @may_b3_d34d3
    @may_b3_d34d3 3 роки тому +334

    I hope we get a raise for basically becoming god therapists

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 роки тому +30

      A raise and a therapy pet, along with free drinks

  • @loafv6019
    @loafv6019 3 роки тому +256

    “They go by UPS.”
    I don’t have the guts to tell him about Amazon.

    • @tmoore4720
      @tmoore4720 3 роки тому +24

      😭😭😭
      I could never...

    • @healerofthewaters6508
      @healerofthewaters6508 3 роки тому +25

      Do NOT.

    • @Initiallyleo
      @Initiallyleo 3 роки тому +14

      Well...If worst comes to worst...I think they’re hiring...😔
      (Seriously, though, this video was so sad!)

  • @salviarifdah2730
    @salviarifdah2730 3 роки тому +180

    Hermes is the embodiment of "This is fine" meme and I relate to it on spiritual level.

  • @Goose-pic
    @Goose-pic 3 роки тому +243

    Seems like such a good boy so far. He deserves a hug and a slice of cake

  • @Yaoihentaigoddess
    @Yaoihentaigoddess 3 роки тому +122

    Okay Hermes is adorable and the listener should just adopt him into Hades's work and have him helping with keeping everything running and just be like 'he's ours now'. You did a really great job with the reverse comfort approach on this even if it's your first try and I can't wait to see more!

  • @kayq3231
    @kayq3231 3 роки тому +254

    My thoughts through this video:
    Bless his heart.
    Lay off the caffeine.
    Bless his heart.
    Sweetie no.
    Bless his heart.

  • @nataliegoodman4131
    @nataliegoodman4131 3 роки тому +92

    Hermes stays, okay?
    You got it Hades?
    Hermes stays!

  • @Hvairn
    @Hvairn 3 роки тому +63

    "i could really use a hug..." me too buddy, me too

  • @SirensSongAudio
    @SirensSongAudio 3 роки тому +130

    Me, a barista, hearing he drinks a QUINTUPLE SHOT ESPRESSO instead of sleeping: Sir...I beg you....sleep....you’re gonna crash so hard. 😅

  • @Violetiy
    @Violetiy 3 роки тому +39

    Him : I just wanna be ..... appreciated

  • @abbypetit2167
    @abbypetit2167 3 роки тому +68

    Poor guy... he needs more than a hug. Maybe he could use his other talents outside of sending messages. In mythology if I recall, he too was a musician like Apollo. He gave Apollo the first Lyre in trade for some cattle. Maybe he could go and open his own farm or become a musician. Then again, I’m probably overthinking this. Well done and you’re kicking ass, Hollow. This was a delightful surprise in my watch feed.
    Also a Fun Fact to make people smile: Paul Walker used to work for UPS before he went into acting. He had a nickname for them that is quite comical and might make some people laugh: Under Paid Slaves. I just recalled this because Hermes sounds very upset about the whole thing and figured someone could use a laugh.

    • @salviarifdah2730
      @salviarifdah2730 3 роки тому +10

      Hermes can be an entertainer and comedian too! He has so many story and is a good story teller if I recall from The Io incident (you know, Zeus messing again, Hera get angry, bla blabla). I honestly thought he'll be doing fine because Hermes is like all rounder God. Oh yeah! He is also the protector of merchant and passenger!

  • @name_not_foundsb7022
    @name_not_foundsb7022 3 роки тому +48

    *carries Hermes in my arms*
    Do you see this boy!?! This boy is under my protection. No harm will come to this sweet angel; only daily head pats and hugs😤

  • @ethan-wj3tw
    @ethan-wj3tw 3 роки тому +39

    i was thinking doesn't hermes have this really cool sandals with wings so he could fly real fast no one can compete with that

  • @59Flyhigh
    @59Flyhigh 3 роки тому +58

    Had a thought: isn't Hermes also the god of travel and hospitality? He could totally run a chain of hotels, or a travel agency!!

    • @jesustrevino3653
      @jesustrevino3653 3 роки тому +4

      He’s also the god of trickery I believe, so he could also scam people.

    • @59Flyhigh
      @59Flyhigh 3 роки тому +5

      @@jesustrevino3653 mischief or something like it, yeah. Though, he's also the god of merchants so maybe he'd avoid scams. It wouldn't do to damage his reputation.

  • @amalalsaid2724
    @amalalsaid2724 3 роки тому +57

    Iam not crying my eyes are just sweating that's all no tears at all

  • @bubblegumstew9526
    @bubblegumstew9526 3 роки тому +24

    I've listened for a minute and three seconds and I can already this is going to a depressing conversation and he deserves a hot chocolate and a hug

  • @moonwalkerangel7008
    @moonwalkerangel7008 3 роки тому +45

    Aww. Hermes is baby, there are still ways to still be a messenger god in the modern age.

    • @mariadoerksen9000
      @mariadoerksen9000 3 роки тому

      I know right. Like you could just contact the ups store Western union and/or Canada post sending a link to his resume and a letter of recommendations too

    • @ZakZufelt
      @ZakZufelt Рік тому

      I have wings tattooed on my feet for just this reason.

  • @healerofthewaters6508
    @healerofthewaters6508 3 роки тому +34

    Me, holds up Hermes in front of Hades: This... This is my child now.
    Hades: What?
    Me, hugging Hermes: My. Child.
    Hermes: Hi, new dad!
    Hades: What did he just say--
    Me: NOTHING!

  • @shebehere2452
    @shebehere2452 3 роки тому +13

    Hades ive adopted your nephew!
    Hades: what?

  • @gergyta9211
    @gergyta9211 3 роки тому +20

    I relate to Hermes on a spiritual level, coffee, no sleep, life a mess, etc. So I must adopt him obviously, so we can be a mess together, and so I can give the baby an endless supply of chocolate

  • @sophisticatedchaosgb
    @sophisticatedchaosgb 3 роки тому +107

    When you think there’s an actual delivery company called Hermes... oops

    • @ariawen8476
      @ariawen8476 3 роки тому +6

      There should be!

    • @Emma-cn9hg
      @Emma-cn9hg 3 роки тому +9

      @@ariawen8476 there is! At least where I live (Germany)

    • @melodyyoung1996
      @melodyyoung1996 3 роки тому +1

      @@Emma-cn9hg THAT COMPANY NEEDS TO BE WORLD WIDE!!!

  • @freckledrania2104
    @freckledrania2104 3 роки тому +56

    *As someone that is greek it really makes me smile & warms my heart seeing people liking our greek gods so much ❤ I also love all of your greek gods vidoes ~ they are all so perfect!*

    • @void3926
      @void3926 3 роки тому +4

      Same, it's so nice seeing people enjoy our mythology, our history, it makes me so happy 😭💜

    • @freckledrania2104
      @freckledrania2104 3 роки тому +5

      @@void3926 κάνω ένα fangirling μόνη μου σαν το χαζοχαρούμενο να πουμε 😂

    • @challengingarmadillo8472
      @challengingarmadillo8472 3 роки тому +6

      I adore all of the Greek myths and stories!!! Wanting to visit Greece someday!!

    • @void3926
      @void3926 3 роки тому +2

      @@freckledrania2104 ναι, γιατί εγώ πάω πίσω, να χαίρομαι σαν το μαλάκα γιατί ΟΜΓ ελληνικό πάνθεον 😳😍

    • @freckledrania2104
      @freckledrania2104 3 роки тому +1

      @@void3926 εχεις δει και τα αλλά? Εμένα μ'άρεσε αυτό με τον αδη ~ άναψα 🔥😂

  • @challengingarmadillo8472
    @challengingarmadillo8472 3 роки тому +19

    This video in a nutshell:
    Hermes: Hey! How ya doin? Well I’m doing it’s fine I lied I’m dying inside

  • @ariawen8476
    @ariawen8476 3 роки тому +12

    Since Gilded Armor hasn't been in the comments lately (not that I can see, where are they?! I'm gonna start taking a crack at the whole "writing Listener's POV" thing, so here I go!!
    She knocked on the door of the small apartment, her clipboard in hand. She pushed her glasses up onto her face before the occupant got to the door. She nodded and thanked the occupant, Hermes, as she stepped inside, taking a look around. The place was... messy. Very messy. And small. How was Hermes living like this? She inquired about his living situation, to which he responded with rambling about how he needed a place to stay and about how apartments were supposed to be modern. She sighed internally and nodded, writing the important parts down... not that she could figure out many. She then asked about his job. He began rambling once more, talking about how e-mail and UPS "stole" his former job of being a messenger. She had to hold back a giggle when he called UPS a "demon," though she quickly returned to her serious face as he continued talking. He went off-topic once more, talking about how he never slept and drank coffee to stay awake, to which she replied "Are you alright?" He answered with a no, and more rambling. He started talking about trying to get a passport, then about security throwing him out. She kept jotting down note after note, trying desperately to keep up, until she heard a sniffle. She glanced up, spotting tears in Hermes's eyes. She chucked aside her clipboard and pencil and sat him down on the futon, encouraging him to keep going. He kept rambling, talking about how he wished things could go back to a simpler time, how he wished he could fit in in this century. She pulled him into a hug, stopping any words coming out of his mouth for a few seconds. She was about to pull away, but he told her not to. She smiled and nodded, keeping him close. She continued letting him talk. "Sorry, I shouldn't be unloading all my problems on you," Hermes mumbled. She smiled and said it was okay, to keep talking. He poured out everything: how he felt like things kept getting worse and worse, how he wasn't the most popular god, maybe mid-tier. She offered to help him find a new job. When he asked if she meant it, she said yes, of course. He said he couldn't accept, that this was his own problem, new century, his problem, he couldn't expect her to help. She insisted. He relented. She smiled and said she'd visit again. He asked her for a small favor, which was hugging him a little more. She laughed and nodded. The two stayed like that for a while before she had to go, but she promised to visit again. "I'll help you," she said. "I promise."

  • @59Flyhigh
    @59Flyhigh 3 роки тому +12

    I was just replaying your Greek gods series last night and then this came out--! I was so stoked. Then I listened and man alive poor hermes!! He probably would have been fine if he had been around when all the innovations were happening, but coming back in the middle of a completely new era would be so difficult.

  • @apieceoftapeva2558
    @apieceoftapeva2558 3 роки тому +42

    Excuse me, I ordered a package.
    I ordered a cutie, *and you finally arrived.*

  • @internethero2748
    @internethero2748 3 роки тому +16

    The mom friend in me is internally screaming, I want to make him sleep for 48 hours in a nice cozy apartment

  • @challengingarmadillo8472
    @challengingarmadillo8472 3 роки тому +8

    Hermes was known to help deliver souls to the Underworld for Hades I smell a crossover

  • @empress_irish
    @empress_irish 3 роки тому +18

    This hits me hard because I know a lot of people IRL lost their jobs due to automation and labor saving devices. I feel sad now.

  • @Virtualsinner
    @Virtualsinner 3 роки тому +2

    At this point we are a therapist
    this gives us the best position that someone could have around outdated gods

  • @dayrbenzie339
    @dayrbenzie339 3 роки тому +6

    I’m so glad that this series is back! I think you did the well with the reversed comfort in this video!

  • @KyliBrown
    @KyliBrown 3 місяці тому +1

    Aww.. i dont have the heart to tell him stay in that place, im taking him home, getting him tons of sweets, all the snuggling he wants, and weeks worth of sleep anywhere he wants. 😊

  • @rebeccamaro9134
    @rebeccamaro9134 3 роки тому +19

    Now I miss Apollo :(( ....I really really loved the Apollo part of this series 😅

    • @JustTowas
      @JustTowas 3 роки тому

      I know. He needs hugs as well 😔

  • @tokyokiller7765
    @tokyokiller7765 3 роки тому +11

    I didn’t think I would be hanging out with a god today but here I am

  • @CinnamonFamStudios
    @CinnamonFamStudios 3 роки тому +10

    Only a minute and my gods he seems so precious 🥺

  • @sinsational6846
    @sinsational6846 3 роки тому +11

    Well according to mythology, Hermès works for Hades in lots of ways and is pretty close to him so I’m excited to see how this plays out 😁

    • @challengingarmadillo8472
      @challengingarmadillo8472 3 роки тому

      Yup!! I want to see Hades adopting Hermès because Zeus is a shitty bastard if a father

  • @Mary_Elizabeth322
    @Mary_Elizabeth322 3 роки тому +18

    So, I kinda want to adopt him... 🥺

  • @ieatkids.9299
    @ieatkids.9299 3 роки тому +35

    please why r we all speeding here like there’s no tomorrow

  • @xinlux7715
    @xinlux7715 3 роки тому +5

    Hermes you are now my friend. And as a friend of mine I shall give you warm hugs, accompanied with soft pillows and blankets, free hot coca, tea, and soft music for sleep. Now sleep Hermes... sleep in the blankets and pillows.

    • @hermesfriasv
      @hermesfriasv 3 роки тому

      Oh, okay. That’s cool, thanks :))

  • @Espeze
    @Espeze 3 роки тому +2

    Yay, i'm so glad you're continuing this series, another great video and lovely interpretation of Hermes

  • @AlesiPanic
    @AlesiPanic 3 роки тому +5

    Please tell me that his baby boy is NOT tryna fight UPS omg. I love him so much.

  • @jordijuice
    @jordijuice 3 роки тому +4

    I absolutely adore him.

  • @rpmaruchan3845
    @rpmaruchan3845 3 роки тому +31

    Hermès: “Someone stole my job!”
    Me: “It was the internet wasn’t it.”
    Hermès: “It was the internet.”
    Me: “Yep, called it.”
    But seriously I feel really bad for this guy. Can I give him a hug?

  • @Fati.Ferreiro
    @Fati.Ferreiro 3 роки тому +9

    Hades: so how was the interview?
    Assistant: Hades you know? you were my favorite god.
    Hades: ehh... what?
    Assistant: shhh its not your fault, but im staying with the messenger.

  • @sadie1625
    @sadie1625 3 роки тому +4

    Oh heeeeellll yes, reverse comfort + Hermes? I’m there!!!

  • @CosmicCloud403
    @CosmicCloud403 5 місяців тому +2

    Hermes legit sounds like he’s on the verge of having a breakdown the entire time-😭😭
    I find it interesting how we don’t get any clear points of Hermes trickster side in this video but I think it’s because he’s been pushed to the brink by the time we meet him. Additionally though you can still catch points of him being mischievous as he both tries to delete the internet and actively wants to fight the UPS- 😅😅

  • @carpet6722
    @carpet6722 3 роки тому +6

    Me to email and UPS after this video: I will rain... HELLFIRE ON YOU!!!!

  • @lemonit8958
    @lemonit8958 3 роки тому +2

    He is so FRIGGIN ADORABLE!!!!

  • @seraphinaedan1033
    @seraphinaedan1033 3 роки тому +2

    Ohh this was so sweet! The reverse comfort was really nice and well done

  • @datseawitchudontknow5329
    @datseawitchudontknow5329 3 роки тому +22

    Faster then the man himself in this boitch

  • @Χριστίνα.Π
    @Χριστίνα.Π 3 роки тому +7

    I am Greek. .0.0 i am so glad to hear an asmr with such an amazing Greek Mythology God

    • @hermesfriasv
      @hermesfriasv 3 роки тому

      Hi, my name is actually Hermes, I’m from Spain and I always ask to myself how is my name supposed to be pronounced. Can you help me with that?

  • @bigdadbeefsticks
    @bigdadbeefsticks 3 роки тому +4

    Those ungrateful ass gods better be glad my baby Hermes didn't ask for food money because then it would have been a fight.

  • @beep_boop8249
    @beep_boop8249 3 роки тому +4

    1 minute in and i love him already

  • @Lil_Rosey
    @Lil_Rosey 3 роки тому +5

    GIVE ME A HUG RIGHT NOW. YOU POOR MESSENGER BOI. HOW DARE E-MAIL AND UPS TAKE YOUR JOB!?
    IM ADOPTING YOU

  • @totallynotparker.3579
    @totallynotparker.3579 3 роки тому +9

    *gasp*
    Baby.
    It's a baby.

  • @trashartist3905
    @trashartist3905 3 роки тому +11

    Lmao UPS as a demon

  • @angelo7944
    @angelo7944 3 роки тому +2

    Awww meeting this cutie on my birthday is a treat love this 👏🏻

  • @sweettooth3542
    @sweettooth3542 3 роки тому +4

    Got the weird urge to power on the computer, just in time for the Hollow upload
    >nice

  • @wa4645
    @wa4645 3 роки тому +8

    Damn! he's got all the good gossip

  • @Keyborder1234
    @Keyborder1234 3 роки тому +2

    i really enjoy these greek good audios~ keep up the good work ^^

  • @annabelleking5582
    @annabelleking5582 3 роки тому +5

    So fun fact, Hermes was not only the messenger god but also a god of trickery. Because of this, I think a great job for him could be opening a joke-shop! Now trading musical instruments for godhood!

    • @annabelleking5582
      @annabelleking5582 3 роки тому +1

      OR he could get into the cattle or sheep business. He is also a god of Herding if I remember correctly.

    • @challengingarmadillo8472
      @challengingarmadillo8472 3 роки тому +1

      @@annabelleking5582 I mean.... his very first actions outside of a cave was to steal and slaughter Apollo’s sun cows and string their tendons (o believe) into the lure which got Apollo to stop being mad at him soooooo

  • @sweetphantasy5882
    @sweetphantasy5882 3 роки тому +2

    So damn cute! I want to hug him!

  • @Initiallyleo
    @Initiallyleo 3 роки тому +10

    Hermes: *Talks about deleting the Internet so he can get his job back*
    Me: Honey...no...

  • @koreaboo6749
    @koreaboo6749 3 роки тому +6

    I really didn’t need my feelings to be trampled on today, but thanks.

  • @Isabella.paige.kelly1
    @Isabella.paige.kelly1 3 роки тому +41

    “Between you and me I don’t sleep they tell me to but I don’t”
    Me:me to don’t tell anyone it’s almost midnight and I have school in the morning
    “I’ll just move boxes they can’t send those over the phone can they”
    Me: so ur gonna be a mail man then?!
    😌😑✨
    Btw ur video is awesome

  • @bangbangchan7665
    @bangbangchan7665 3 роки тому +6

    Aw! It’s Hermes from the game Hades! 😊😊😊

  • @jy11ess3
    @jy11ess3 3 роки тому +3

    God Hermes: Turns out the job of delivering packages was stolen from me too!
    Me:…You mean the delivery man?

  • @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer
    @Sky_The_Daily_Dreamer 3 роки тому +4

    My stars! I want to help and protec this pure wholesome bean ❤ TTvTT

  • @BHStudios01
    @BHStudios01 3 роки тому +2

    AH! I’ve missed this series! Took me a sec to remember the interview series, then bam! Ee!

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 3 роки тому +2

    Ahhhh heck he’s so cute and I just wanna hug him and cuddle him , I want to snuggle him and make him food and just help him and wanna protect him !!!

  • @retrotrashbag7841
    @retrotrashbag7841 3 роки тому

    I like to think Hermes fell asleep in our arms at the end. Poor boy needed a hug AND a nap

  • @CaffeineRequiem
    @CaffeineRequiem 2 роки тому +1

    I'm willing to bet a full 5 bucks that Hades knew Hermes hadd hit a rough patch, and fully banked on us deciding to keep the coffee bee Hermes. The poor bean, getting shunted to the side.

  • @Itzasmores_
    @Itzasmores_ 3 роки тому +2

    Him thinking UPS was evil made me giggle a bit.

  • @spoon.doggle5506
    @spoon.doggle5506 3 роки тому +2

    Aww, hermes is too adorable i need more hermes ❤️😂

  • @lizzyg6484
    @lizzyg6484 3 роки тому +2

    Mans gonna need a stimulus check

  • @heyimace6287
    @heyimace6287 3 роки тому +3

    Just wait till he find out about the other delivering things lol

  • @danielleraven9500
    @danielleraven9500 3 роки тому

    Hermes is such a sweet heart I really love him,and I hope soon we’ll get to finish the rest of our list

  • @aonesso6567
    @aonesso6567 2 роки тому

    bro I love hermes sm

  • @hermesfriasv
    @hermesfriasv 3 роки тому +2

    Wait, what?
    Cool video man!

  • @KIKITHESDC
    @KIKITHESDC 3 роки тому

    OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!

  • @tracybaxendale5355
    @tracybaxendale5355 3 роки тому +2

    Fantastic job I love these audios 10 stars and more

  • @ithoughtyouwereamerican8517
    @ithoughtyouwereamerican8517 3 роки тому +3

    Hermes: I love watching the Drama between them.
    Me: ... you know I interview these people right? I can tell you the REAAAAAAAL Tea.💅

  • @gentleduckaudios9870
    @gentleduckaudios9870 3 роки тому +2

    Me: finishes video 😴
    ad: UFC FIGHTING!!
    Me: 😧

  • @doodle731
    @doodle731 3 роки тому +4

    The flash got nothing on me 😎

  • @thedevilsplayground
    @thedevilsplayground 3 роки тому +2

    So good in my hear 👁️👄👁️
    I love ☺️

  • @Meg.The.Art.Monster
    @Meg.The.Art.Monster Рік тому

    This is a spitting image of what goes on in my brain 24/7

  • @Im_tired0118
    @Im_tired0118 Рік тому

    *calls other gods* : if ANY of you hurt Hermes you will never see the light of day agin

  • @milostout613
    @milostout613 2 роки тому

    Honestly I hope you do the greek gods asmr again, like a check up on how each of them are doing or whatever. These vids are amazing

  • @Ezrx7
    @Ezrx7 3 роки тому +2

    I loved this.

  • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
    @ZimLikesPastaAnimation 3 роки тому +4

    Hermes sounds exactly like my friends who need to take a nap, eat something healthy, and for the love of gods drink some water.
    welp time to adopt *another* Chaos Child ™

  • @Itzasmores_
    @Itzasmores_ 3 роки тому +3

    I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone I said I wouldn't kin anyone. WHY DO I RELATE TO HERMES SO MUCH.

  • @ashton3729
    @ashton3729 3 роки тому +2

    In my class we are reading about the greek myths so I just keep laughing 😂

  • @Osecha
    @Osecha 3 роки тому +2

    SKFJAKCIAGAUFOAKA
    GOODEST BOIO
    PLS PART 2 I'M DYING

  • @ghosterarts3075
    @ghosterarts3075 3 роки тому +4

    Sorry I’m late- was with my mum since it was her bday ;w;👍
    I shall comfort the lil god now.

  • @adrianaunderworld2880
    @adrianaunderworld2880 3 роки тому

    Hermes is one of my favorite gods, so this hurts. Hades ,I'm keeping him, he's my best friend now and I love him very much.

  • @crow4350
    @crow4350 3 роки тому +6

    I thought it said “confronting” instead of “comforting” and I was like....I ain’t confronting a god! Nuh uh

  • @traveltheodyssey
    @traveltheodyssey 2 роки тому +1

    im somehow crying what the heck-

  • @IlikeLego391
    @IlikeLego391 3 роки тому +20

    Your video’s always makes me feel sometimes in a kind of way..-
    Is that weird?? 💀🧍🏽‍♀️