[ASMR] Twin Elves Fight Over You
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- Опубліковано 12 лис 2020
- Say hello to these two strange Elves. Meet Ivy and Xeph, twins with maybe one braincell between them. Enjoy a strange round of questioning from these two (When they're not fighting eachother). Let me know in the comments who you prefer!
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Here I am again, Hollow with his binaural mic doing roleplays, sometimes some anime stuff. As a creator I try to avoid the typical boyfriend roleplays and instead focus on fantasy stories revolving around personal attention. My goal is to develop my voice acting abilities through my audios, while comforting the listener and taking them on an adventure through words of big characters, tsunderes, and a variety of other reimagined tropes. I see my work less as "Roleplays" and more as acting.
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![[ASMR] Twin Elves Interrogate You](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j87ivmc7B64/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[ASMR] Twin Elves Sneak You Out](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/NcmLspjUb8Q/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Caring for a Wounded and Captured Elf (Enemies to.....something?)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jK4FjkIR_TA/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] Captured By a Strict Wood Elf](/img/n.gif)
Now the big question: Team Xeph or Team Ivy?
Xeph all the way
I dunno brooo, I'm just chillin' 😔✌️.
Can I have both?
Ivy💕
Personally, I gotta go with Ivy. 😚
“Are you here to steal our children?”
Me: *holding a baby elf* Not stealing, adopting. There’s a difference.
Yup😌💅
Stealing? I only know surprise adoptions.
Mhm. Adopting.
Y'all take our babies, I'm taking yours
@@Ziaberry dude....that's fae
"We're still attempting to discover who dropped him on his head when he was a baby"
I died with this-
😂 glad someone commented bout that, I laugh so hard
ikr i heard that to i fell off my bed
Lmao yes 😂😂
XD XD XD ME
Its me with my brother 👁️💧👅💧👁️
“What are you?”
My mind: “an idiot sandwich”
Hey! Panini head!
mooooood
My mind: "a sanswich"
@@graycaldwell5006 heyy kenma
@@kimberlychloe7880 Hi
Them: Are you here to kill us?
Y/n: no?..
Them: understandable have a nice day
🤣🤣🤣
GOODBYE IM DECAYING INTO DUST LMAOOOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I CAN'T IM WHEEZING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
chile anywaysso
*Turns you into a ice sculpture magically*
@@JuneArtCraft19 Ello June!
"Xeph, don't talk out loud, you'll lower the IQ of the whole forest."
LOL
Hahaha😆😆🥐
The truth
Sherlock? 😃
Damn that was savage-
"Xeph. Xeph! Let go of their face!"
-Ivy, 2020
@Kamryn Thomas same lmao
@Kamryn Thomas same 😂🖐
LMFAO
ignore the mole on my nose😶
“are you sure you’re not trying to... steal our babies?!”
me just wanting to pick flowers: 👁👄👁
Yeah
*I just wanted to make flower crowns*
@@avianmoon3563 we could make flower crowns for Xeph and Ivy :0
@@xielianobsessor Omg yas :]
I was here for berries, bc my doggo has the tummi rumblies
Same :v
The twins: *fighting*
Me, hanging upside down, feeling like my head is about to explode from blood rush:
I used to do that for fun when I was younger 👁👄👁
@@CODIEEE_ my friend is a simp for you
@@CODIEEE_ pEriOdT ✋😌
@@CODIEEE_ same-
@@CODIEEE_ my queen.
Xeph: what are you?
Ivy: oh MY GOD brother you can’t just ask people what they are!!
(This is a mean girls reference)
Me: I am a lego 🤠🤠
That's what i thought to!
JAJAJAJAJA LOVE IT
Oml yes-
Lmao!
_Girls, girls, you are both pretty! Can i go Home now?_
XD Megamind?
REEEEEE UNDERRATED!! MEGAMIND REFERENCE
REEEEEEEEEEE
REEeee I guess that is a compliment XD
“I, however, chose a more humble name: MEGAMIND!!”
We stan megamind in this reply section
"Brother, don't just ask people what they are, that's rude!"
Oh my god Karen you can't just ask people why they're white...
Eyyyyyy
🤣🤣🤣🤣
XD😂🤣😂
😭😭😂😂😂
😂🤣😭😂😂😂🤣
“Squish squish squish”
Sir please refrain from teasing my double chin
Weezzzz
I thought it was our cheek
@@darkx6869 I thought it was our b00bs-
lmfao
I FEEL YOU
Sophisticated Sans and Papyrus. Also with skin.
OMG BIG BRAIN
I was about to comment that omg
Glad im not the only one who thought they acted like sans and papyrus
It is! A minute and a half in and the fangirling has begun! EEEEE!
I watched for five seconds and immediately went into the common section to find someone who had the same opinion thank you
Did anyone else notice Xeph talking about two mages coming through the forest?? Could that perhaps be Fendal and the Listener?
I hOPE SO
THATS WHAT I REALIZED
DEADASS
I thought the same thing
Thank goodness it means they've gotten through the empire safely
I can see the future;
Child: "Mama, how did you meet daddy?"
Us: "Well, he hung us upside down, insisted we were changelings, and interrogated us while your Uncle Xeph flirted until his pointy ears fell off."
Uncle Xep- *I V Y*
Lol but i think it would be uncle Ivy not Xeph
*MY BAD OK I WROTE THIS AT LIKE 1 A.M.*
@@faeblossoms7451 no no no.....Ivy is my favorite and I said *I v y* because I was exciTeD 🤣
@@nox9749 LMAO SAME-
“Are you here to steal our children?”
Me: I got lost picking berries.
Oop i would do the same 😂
I fell down a tree I was trying to climb
Same
I was looking for bones and mushrooms
i wander around because i want to
Xeph: “Who knows you might even consider this a h-“
Me: Hostage situation
The older brother can capture me anytime he wants
AKAHAKJ SAME
RIIIGGHHHTTTT
Me too
@@Dixielullaby uhhhh Midoriya what are you doing here where's all might????
Broo who is who I'm so confusedddd
“Especially not this one” Ivys voice full of disgust “No offense.”
Me, fully offended and pouting, “none taken.”
Me when someone offends me:
Also same lol
Ivy: *thinks I'm a changeling*
Me: *transforms into a wolf* Sorry, kid.
Imma just transforms into Griffin :v
@@batrischan3458 XD
Sorry kid LMAO😂
Me over here being a hybrid: sorry sir i am a hybrid between a demon, angel, and werewolf your out of luck. (This is just my fictional character that i made up a while back for myself)
@@batrischan3458 fellow griffin? :O
Xeph: *flirty voice* you stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
Me: kinda cringing but still being completely hooked for him
Xeph: i see you're between cringing and head over heels for me
OH HECK YEAH XD
They're bringing trouble and make it double
Team Rocket is blasting off again!
Their protecting the world from devastation and uniting all evils within their nation
@@carnelian-bathory1676 jessie! james~😏
@@mooshroommae1520 Team rocket, blast off at the speed of light!~
Pokemon Reference Love It
I caught a changeling!
Me: wtf is a changeling
Not that dumb!
I’m sorry, this is a reference, not an insult.
@Your FBI Agent
Thank you for getting it 😅
“Changling”
Me: *MY LITTLE PONY*
@@challengingarmadillo8472 omggg i found my soulmate🤤❤
@@Bydowdow AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
Honestly being accused of being a changing isn't the worst thing I've been called
what else have you been accused of being start form least to worst
@@talujahayes1687 hmm let's see. I've been accessed of being a man masquerading as girl online. I've been called a witch. I've been called a kidney stone. There was the one time some one called me a commie when I was eating McDonald's. A rock licker. A mud cake. Honestly I think the worst thing someone has ever called me would have to be the time someone called me a moray eel ;-;
I have been called many a thing and each time it was hilarious
@@Ckriss_ heh I've been called; Basket (please don't ask about that one), bucket, Talulu, Taluga, Debbie, a toxic friend (not true btw), Julia, Taylor, and Taluha. That last one is a bit understandable because some don't realize the 'J' in my name is hispanic. And I don't KNOW how someone can mistake my name for Taylor and Julia. Cause my name doesn't even SOUND like that.
@@talujahayes1687 honestly the lists can go on and on lmao. Some were really good ones or just weird enough to remember, and some just go in one ear and out the other.
@@Ckriss_ when you've gone through it with ADHD Like I do and was on pills for it. It's hard not to react when the pills stop doing what their supposed to
Ivy: The Serious and Traditional Brother. A "Kill first ask questions later" kinda guy.
Xyph: The Chill, Free spirited Brother.
A "Go with the flow" kinda guy
Me: Conflicted 😔✊
You ... me... The whole comment section.
Exactly like techno and Tommy XD
Xeph: Life is for the living
Hollow fans: * Softly * Don't
My headcanon is that Ornvyr survived the "bloom" but was banished from the village and is thus *dead* to them. Maybe he's still out there somewhere, exploring the world like he wanted to!
"It's a changling."
"It's a human"
"Bitch I'm a nymph."
*and I am a cactus* 🌵
title:Twin elfs fight over you:
me: i mean if you insist-😝
lol
I love listening to these because I know it won't happen
@@xx_kay-animationz_xx ME ASF😭
@@xx_kay-animationz_xx FELT
Off topic but I love your name-
Hollow: drops an awesome hint at 17:11
Me: Oh yeah,, it’s aaaaall coming together
I don’t know the Hollow Extended universe but this makes me want to go back and watch every video to exist
The way I read this in Kronks voice
Me named Ivy: *chilling to the audio*
Audio: “Ivy-“
Me: “hold up-“
O
Ivy is a cool name i like it
You: *hold up- wait a minute-*
O
The Audio: Ivy
You: ARE YOU STALKING ME!?
He: Human or changeling or whatever rather way you want to designate yourself, what are you?
Me: well, analyzing my lifestyle, I'm a potato, I guess
Well technically speaking, being a potato is a good thing seeing as they have so much potential and can be so many things. Almost everyone loves potatoes.
A couch one i presume?
I am a rare species they call a disappointment
I would say I am a garbage can cya folks- ;-;
*sips tea* I can't believe they didn't realize we were potatoes not changlings- How rude UnU
“You can hang onto me if you want”
Me: ahaha say less
Wait wait wait, hang on, Ornvyr?! As in, Ornvyr the strict elf?! That's quite the throwback, brings back memories..
Edit: I just turned it back on, and got hit in the face! "Last I checked, life is for the living" Way to break my heart Hollow!
I was reading this as I heard it. Whyyyyyyy
not gonna lie, hearing his name made me freak out and go on a 20 minute rant to my sister about how sad his death made me...
bruh i’m sobbing
I cried on the inside 🥺😭
AND THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS IM SO SAD
Xeph: *Offers to take personal responsibility of listener*
Me: No. I can't deal with another flirt. IVY! I'll help you practice your interigation just don't leave me with your brother. My heart won't be able to take it.
•Me dancing to there voice•
My parents:wtaf
My sisters:no
My brother:*gone*
Also me (///////)
Hotel: trivago
\(//∇//)\
"Laid back"
Mmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
From my experience, "Laid back" characters are never simply "laid back" characters
Ohhh~I like what are you suggesting
Sans-
*But never L A I D characters*
*Flash back to the arcane academy series crossover with fendal and august*
**cough** Jumin Han **cough** **chokes** **dies**
Wait...two mages that passed through here...
FENDEL AND ARCANE ACADEMY LISTENER!!!!!!
Yoooo I think you're on to something, what if this listener is from our love sick wood elf 😭😭
kssmdms
sorry hollow, i'm at unus annus right now but i'll be back later. memento mori loves.
Imma see this in 10h 20min 08sec
Same
Same I'm rewatching my faves of theirs and enjoying the time we have left
Same.
Same
ivy: prisoner state your name for the recorded
me: why should i tell you, you were the one who was hanging me upside down ->-
I mean you have a point
Well that’s how being a prisoner works. They capture you and you tell them information so they don’t do bad things to you.
@@blakebridges8989 But do we really want them to not do bad things?
@@aoaoli that depends on what you like
I like being upside down 😌
Ivy: what is your business here?
Me: I just came here for my harem
Xeph: talks about theft.
Me: *remembers Ornvyr and starts panicking* I didn't take anything, you can search me, if you want!
P.S. in general I had such heavy Ornvyr flashbacks that I started crying a few times.
I know I miss Ornvyr so much!
I still haven’t gotten over him. I miss him a lot.
@@mariuchiha4664 same!
Same
F in the chat
Why does this feel like Sans and Papyrus
It low-key does-
oh thank god I wasn't the only one to think this-
the problem is now I can’t stop thinking of Steven after not surviving flirting
OMG BIG BRAIN
OMFG Yes!
I can see it so clearly now-
3:25 "oh my god brother, you can't just ask people what they are!"
I can't be the only one who caught that reference
*mean girls*
omg karen u cant just ask people why they’re white😭
LOL😂
I am getting so many yandere vibes from Xeph it's not even funny oml.
Also, two mages passing through - sounds like the Arcane Academy duo have gotten this far at least, which is reassuring.
i hadn't even thought about it, but like. he did lie to ivy so we'd be brought into his custody as a prisoner. so uh. i'm looking forward to seeing where this goes
„Beauty’s like you“
Me looking at myself in the mirror: Sir what?
Exactly!
Why does Xeph's voice make my ears tingle- I've been up too long-
Every time Runica is mentioned in these, I kid you not I always remember *LORD HYME*
OMG THAT BIG IDIOT I WANNA KICK HIM
Title: twin elfs fight over you
me: *yall can just share me* *insert lenny face*
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF
(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
"A theft has been committed."
Me: "I'm sorry! I'll put the rocks and sticks back. Just don't say anything cheesy!"
Your screwed then-
*Litterly-*
I: “If Ornvyr was still here, he never would’ve stood for this!”
X: “But he’s not. And life is for the living, last I checked. As well as all of the things living people enjoy.”
i assume by “things living people enjoy” Xeph might mean falling in love (hence the flirting). meaning he’s saying that Ornvyr can’t enjoy love anymore because he’s, well, dead..
*LOUD SOBBING*
I read this as said part was playing
"wrong and mistaken are two very different things-"
*casually googles it*
Ok question : are they different?
Well are they different?
WELL?! WHY AREN'T YOU TELLING US /j
Mistake is a noun, wrong is an adjective.
A mistake is a mistake precisely bc it's incorrect or wrong, in some way.
Wrong can have a meaning related to morality that mistake and mistaken do not.
Haha, research go brr
“Of course- you flirt with the changleling.”
Me: “I’M A HUMAN, YOU DISINTEGRATED BEAN.”
this is just sans and papyrus.... THIS IS JUST SANS AND PAPYR-
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
IT IS
Did I just get taken into custody because someone thought I was cute....I supposedly have places to be you know, rude. Also rip my heart out with that reference why don't ya, not like I needed it anyway.
This has absolutely become one of my favourite audios, both their personalities have such charm, the humour is perfect, and is overall just a fantastical listen. I do hope this becomes part of a series because they are such a pair! Thank you for another fantastic audio!
"Are you here to steal our children"
me: "no but I'd like to steal you cutie"
*smooth I'll give you that-*
"you cant just ask a someone what they are, thats rude"
Atleast its nicer than assuming what I am
Edit:
"For the good of the village"
"Wait, Really?"
Me: *proceeds to wheeze*
In my mind I imagine Ornvyr is still alive ( because I have an attachment to him ) because Jackal and his listener saved Ornvyr and his listener then they go team up with Fendal and his listener to stop August
The story keeps expanding in my head plus I don’t want Ornvyr to be dead 😓
"Do you.... Come here... Often...?"
I died. I am dead. x'D
Xeph: “what are you?”
Me: a simp- wait no- uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........•-•......potato 🥔
ARE YOU A SIMP FOR VIL SCHOENHEIT?
sorry, got carried away
Sorry I haven’t played twisted wonderland yet T^T
Xeph: squishsquishsquish~
That is flippin precious! I love it
Everyone: Sans and Papyrus/Mean Girls
Me: *hears changling* ALL HAIL QUEEN CHRYSALIS OF THE CHANGLINGS *mlp reference*
Omg what a genius-
that’s what i thought of too i used to be obsessed with mlp
Xeph, if anyone has committed theft, it is you. You have stolen my heart. I will take you up on that moonlit walk and date anytime. Hollow, amazing video.
17:05 Are these two mages the mages I think they are (Fendal and his Listener)?
I thought that too! ^^
IM SO FUCKING GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE
Me watching the video: this is fun I like this
The elf: Ornvyr-
Me:......I was having a good time. I was having a GOOD TIME.
Me, in the back of my brain; *”wait is this that one wood elf that we ran away with’s village-?”*
*ORNVYYYYYYYR*
.....is this just hot elf Sans and Papyrus or am I going crazy?
*✨Y E S✨*
*Y E S*
Y E S🌠
Ⓨ︎ Ⓔ︎ Ⓢ︎
2:32 Oh, don't mind me. I'll just keep hanging here until you finish your... discussion. 🙃
Edit: 15:18 Smooth 😏
I like both brothers, but leaning towards Xeph as my favorite because I'm a sucker for cheesy (yet charming) pick-up lines 🧀
Okay but tell me why do I love it when they fight for me???😳😳😳
Because, it means were worth it✨
Ivy: we're still figuring out who dropped him on his head as a baby
Me: *bursts into laughter*
Same -
Oh nooo, don’t fight for me :((( I don’t deserve an elf fight :(((
I'm getting major Sans and Papyrus vibes lmao
Twins?now we’re talking
*is holding a baby elf *No I’m not stealing! I’m simply adopting!☺️
I have absolutely decided that Ornvyr blacked out at the end of his speech and the listener rescued him and got him to the other village and they both disappeared and lived happily ever after. The End. No one can convince me otherwise.
"Are you here to steal our children?!"
Me: "no I was picking flowers and pretending like I'm the main character in a fantasy novel, and what about it?"
Ivy : “Brother, you can’t just ask people what they are thats rude!”
Me : Wait, but didn’t you just assume what I was, ain’t that rude too?
Xeph: let's get down to business..
My brain: don't do it
Me: mmm-
My brain: DON'T! YOU! DARE!
Me: *TO DEFEAT! THE HUNS!!*
My brain: *GODDAMMIT WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS EVERY TIME!!?*
*did they send me daughters, when i asked-for sonsssssss-*
I'm always suspish when it comes to the "laid back" characters. Regardless, I get the sense that Ivy's been picking up the slack for Xeph and that poor elf doesn't need to pack any more stress and anxiety in his body, else he open a rift with the vibrating tension he contains. That said? Not gonna complain about having them fight over me. Situations may crash and burn for me later but right now? 👌🏻
That “we are still trying to figure out who dropped him when he was born” thing
HAD
ME
*W H E E Z E N*
Mom why am I called brick
Mom: sweetie,
*its cause a brick landed on your head.*
Speed is the key 🔑
them: what are you?
me: i’m a hallucination
*baby I’m not even here.*
This gave me, "You just can't ask people why they're white." Vibes
Me being on my period with no one wanting to hug me or love me, this is just makes feel better 😂😭
My period started today as well, I'd hug you if I could :')
Ahahhhhh, bro me to🥺🤟.
Period gang
I would hug you but I don’t have the power to pass through a screen
@@zhongli8363 virtual hug ⊂((・3・))⊃
Them: *fighting*
Me: *nezuko dot eyes*
Me, who's a changeling: *Lies and deception*
BFJXNDUDJDBE when he said "they are not a changling" i nearly squawked (in a good way, kinda having an identity crisis and it sounded so right i was shocked)
Can u do like a blind tsundere elf or naga or something and like their embarresed to ask for help cuz they’re lost? Please please please please please
It shall be done
REALLY??? I love you thanks you’re so awesome!
Thank you for reminding that the thief and Onrvyr aren't living happily ever after 7-7
I jUsT tHoUgHt ThAt As WeLl 😭-
*sobs in the corner*
"Steal our babies" 🤣🤣🤣
Also, one of best RP ASMR judging by quality and voice acting. Just blown away
Xeph was so sweet and very soothing
*and d u m b and f l i r t y.*
“they have trespassed on our-“
me: mf i didn’t even know y’all existed
"What are you?"
Me: "Dead inside."
Xeph owns me. since his very first line which happens to be a yawn... i fell in love. ❤️👄❤️ i love me some sleepy flirty boys gimme 🥺🤲🏻
edit: wait wait omg ivy is such a sweetheart and he’s so funny 😭 oh no... i’m stuck between twins-
"Why are you in the forest?"
Me:so I can burn it down and find a sacrifice for my-
"Oh that doesn't sound that bad"
. . . I know you get me stranger called ivy 😃
Xeph: What are you?
Me: Im an Aquatarius 😌
Same 👁👄👁
"But I'm still the older brother..."
Me hanging upside down from a tree: "Oh!"
Them arguing
Me in Toph voice: can you two old ladies stop fighting
"Steal our children?"
It's surprise adoption. There's a difference.