I'd be so bold to say literally everyone that can use underhanded methods to get ahead do it at every level of the game. I mean who the hell doesnt lie at least a bit on their resume?
Fake it till you make it is a legitimate strategy in life. I worked in TV for a long time and during covid the vax card was required so i just bought a fake one so I could keep my job and it worked every time.
Nick: "Setting fires to random shit is weird, we need to get checks to people that did that. That's serial killer mentality." Also Nick: "I jerked it to the body of a dead fly in my light..."
I told my 2 year old niece to put her gum in the ground, to dig a hole and plant it. It will grow into a gum bush. LoL what's really funny was she kept checking on it almost every day. Was I truely a bad uncle?
@@mp6640 I didn't laugh at her I told her plants take a long time to grow plus it needs water to grow so she watered it too. Kids shouldn't swallow gum so I told her to put in the ground it will grow into a Gumball bush and you'll have all the gum you'll ever need
6:15 Whyyy? I have a friend who plays more games than I do and he graduated as a doctor a couple years ago. I played with him while he was going to school. You didn't have to do your parents like that!
They’ve got all their personal information 😂. It’s not like they’ll do anything about it though. This is the same group of streamers that covered up mizkif SA’ing a girl.
I had my first wet dream on the 5th day of a week long mental health facility stay. Luckily they didnt come in for their room checks while I was changing in the middle of the night.
Nicks motel story vaguely reminds me of how me and my exes friend had this “challenge” between eachother, where whoever got less kills on bo2 zombies before the match ended had to “make the first move” (we were not dating & both had partners) so I threw the match to lose on purpose 😂
I understand the guy with the broken arm. I have a broken arm at the moment so I've been having to use the other one for that. It feels so weird and almost like I'm actually cheating on my broken arm.
@@XavierQuintilla-e3f Well the story is quite graphic. Paraphrasing here, she was living in an apartment without a toilet, had the runnies and had to poop in a sink that had old noodles sitting in it.
confession #3 I know Nick is probably just being funny, but this is a common misconception and as a pyromaniac myself, pyromania is a condition all it's own and not connected to any other condition associated with more harmful tendencies aside from potential comorbidities. You should only be worried if those fires are set in order to harm others or others property, simply setting them in order to relieve boredom or stress isn't a red flag. Let us have our fires in peace, please.
How do you go from setting inanimate objects on fire to serial killer? What an insane leap of logic nick. Now if they were torturing animals or something that's a different story.
Its not that insane, most people who start that shit stop that behavior early into their teenage years, but those who dont lead to worse behavior, so its a common warning sign of worse behavior
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"How many people out there are lying and cheating their way to the top?"
A LOT
I'd be so bold to say literally everyone that can use underhanded methods to get ahead do it at every level of the game. I mean who the hell doesnt lie at least a bit on their resume?
@@immasurvivor it’s a requirement at this point.
Fake it till you make it is a legitimate strategy in life.
I worked in TV for a long time and during covid the vax card was required so i just bought a fake one so I could keep my job and it worked every time.
@@STOPSYPHER yup, End-stage capitalism is kinda fucked.
@@immasurvivor everything is, not just capitalism
This is some therapy gecko level of confessions
i love therapy gecko
They're obviously all fake for attention
ExtraEmily is just feeling Emily today
I almost didn't get it
Probably periods
That Nicky P from the night before had her worn out
One day I suppose I'll confess to someone that I've been an NMP viewer for 4 years now..
real😭😭
📸🤨
I don’t even know how or when I became a viewer, I just know I discovered the channel while tripping balls and binged half of it in one night
never do
That would assume that means one day this year
Beatin it to a dead fly is Guantánamo Bay down bad.
They're obviously all fake for attention
I once beat it while staring in the mirror tripping balls on shrooms. Interesting time. Not even joking.
@STOPSYPHER, crazy 😝
You were just in the mirror stroking your shit
Lmao
12:22 this is probably why fords have so many recalls all the time 😂 bro be fuckin em up
🤣🤣🤣
was thinking that is NOT the field to be faking a degree in lol
Runaway diesels n shit 😂
I just know this guy inspected my Vehicle 😠😭
Nick: "Setting fires to random shit is weird, we need to get checks to people that did that. That's serial killer mentality."
Also Nick: "I jerked it to the body of a dead fly in my light..."
Bruh Confession #7 by BlueTurtle is literally the album cover Dookie by Green Day
Bruh batman couldnt get this typa shit outta me 💀😂
They're obviously all fake for attention
5:24 brown or black towel is the pro move.
7:12 Nick laughing and thinking, "I am gay as f then."
Nick never stole anything? 50% of me doesn't believe him.
His other 50% is too strong to let the other half do that
Typical typical…
so we are farming EE now, I like it keep it up
Confession, i think Nick doesnt actually have multiple millions of dollars and instead has one singular million dollar instead
I told my 2 year old niece to put her gum in the ground, to dig a hole and plant it. It will grow into a gum bush. LoL what's really funny was she kept checking on it almost every day. Was I truely a bad uncle?
The worst Mike lmfao 🤣
You watched her every day checking on that “gum plant” only to laugh at her everyday.
@@mp6640 I didn't laugh at her I told her plants take a long time to grow plus it needs water to grow so she watered it too. Kids shouldn't swallow gum so I told her to put in the ground it will grow into a Gumball bush and you'll have all the gum you'll ever need
I’m dead 😂😂😂 Mike
You take the cake lmao 😂
Confession 19 is a bit from Theo Von
That meal Nick was eating... I'm so hungry now!
6:15 Whyyy? I have a friend who plays more games than I do and he graduated as a doctor a couple years ago. I played with him while he was going to school. You didn't have to do your parents like that!
Confession 20 is literally illegal and could land him/her in jail for a decade or more
also enough information to find out with enough time to who it is.
womp womp
They’ve got all their personal information 😂. It’s not like they’ll do anything about it though. This is the same group of streamers that covered up mizkif SA’ing a girl.
Depending on the paper-trail and if it is proven that his poor work caused injuries or deaths he could be looking at 20 - life in prison.
@@STOPSYPHERhe wasn’t the person sa-ing, it was his friend
3:00 this confession by Nick is wilder than any of the confessions from the viewers
This made my morning 😅
LOTRO mentioned 🙌🏼
My friends and I still get drunk. We throw frogs in the fire. Lol
Confession #10 is basically the exact story of jean Claude romand, watch out that guy is gonna become a cereal killer
Chat violated Nick , he was saying how he never did all those bad things and message comes through and says and you mom still doesnt love you
Tycoon just badly ripped off a Theo Von joke
11:48 Classic Theo Von Line
Nick you need to make a new outro, it still got Malena on it
I had my first wet dream on the 5th day of a week long mental health facility stay. Luckily they didnt come in for their room checks while I was changing in the middle of the night.
Nicks motel story vaguely reminds me of how me and my exes friend had this “challenge” between eachother, where whoever got less kills on bo2 zombies before the match ended had to “make the first move” (we were not dating & both had partners) so I threw the match to lose on purpose 😂
If you nerve set shit on fire as a kid your childhood sucked 😂
God it’s weird Nick’s chat is mainly scat artist 🧑🎨
Nick and the scat chat up to no good😂😂😂😂
Not joking, but one more video and I'll get ready for bed...
The video:
Isnt confession 19 just a theo von joke? Or am i tripping?
Yea probably
That wasn't an addiction from the sounds of it bro just trusted a fart and it just wasn't. Weird parents
That makes a lot of sense with with the F-150 confession
Where is confession 13?
anyone noticed that edit in 3:12 / 3:13 ?
Dude, they even got matching shirts 💀
lmao im sorry 11 got me dying
Whats the background music?
I'll take things that didn't happen for 1000 Alex
That thumbnail is wild fam wtf
Bang and league...it explains so much Nick's current mental sanity
19 is crazy
3:40 dude that sucks…at least he’s not with her no more
imagine not going to college and wasting your life when noone knows who tf you are still
I heard if you kick a puppy it can bring you luck because of the law of averages
I understand the guy with the broken arm. I have a broken arm at the moment so I've been having to use the other one for that. It feels so weird and almost like I'm actually cheating on my broken arm.
No
ok but if youre gonna get someone else to jack it for you then wouldn't it feel just the same as using your non broken arm?
3:50 that’s not even uncommon. Just women being women. And dudes being dudes.
Yeah this chat is cooked
This reminded me of when Poopernoodle explained how she got her name xD
How
@@XavierQuintilla-e3f Well the story is quite graphic.
Paraphrasing here, she was living in an apartment without a toilet, had the runnies and had to poop in a sink that had old noodles sitting in it.
#21 needs a permaban on the whole platform
cloudthebest should take some tips from itskatchii
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@@Cloudthebest 5 more days and she qualifys for partner
I was thinking of submitting something for these but realized it’s a little too far for this.
Same 😂. I’m also banned from the discord so whatever
Gonna be Neplol at this rate.
#2 Poor kid discovered "Poop-Farts"
4:50 uhhh.. do ppl fr eat the skin of the salmon??
Yeah its a thing apparently
@@fl33c37 I was always taught not to lol
Bro…….YOU HAVE TWO ARMS WTF?!?!?!?
confession #3 I know Nick is probably just being funny, but this is a common misconception and as a pyromaniac myself, pyromania is a condition all it's own and not connected to any other condition associated with more harmful tendencies aside from potential comorbidities. You should only be worried if those fires are set in order to harm others or others property, simply setting them in order to relieve boredom or stress isn't a red flag. Let us have our fires in peace, please.
Did they both agree to wear black and pink today
I love you married couple, but i CBA to read for 15 minutes. BUT good video for patient people
truly the butt stuff channel of twitch
How do you go from setting inanimate objects on fire to serial killer? What an insane leap of logic nick. Now if they were torturing animals or something that's a different story.
Its not that insane, most people who start that shit stop that behavior early into their teenage years, but those who dont lead to worse behavior, so its a common warning sign of worse behavior
Setting fires is actually a common thing that a lot of serial killers did at some point
@@4ce._.Official He specifically stated 12 years old.
@@christianmeston4291 You literally made that up. Lots of kids used to set things on fire when they were kids before electronics existed.
@@Crimsonfangg bro… just look it up
8:05 This was a lie Nick. Emiru's Halloween party exposed you.
Tycoon from confession 19 likes to watch Theo Von
Nick it’s time to call malonkie
Love you Nick thanks for all the content. hope you hang in there with Melania being gone.
Why is nick eating rocks in the beginning
Are these confessions or just things I’ve done.
19 is diabolical
Isp music💀
12:35 what in the Mike ross shit is this.
Ain’t no way these stories are real lmfao. These dudes are unhinged and need help 😂
I aint from Alabama but $20 is $20
Everytime I see Emily in vids, all I think is she really, really needs to talk to a therapist. She is clearly suppressing a lot.
I don't understand. He paid his family member to do it? What's next, is he going to pay his wife to do it?
Cloudthebest should be under watch... Just saying. There's no way out on that one.
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@@Cloudthebest good luck.
just saw confession #10's update stream with him confessing to his "parents". look fake as fuck... probably just tryna promote his own twitch
Bring normal Emily back
emily is so hot
Emily looks wasian and Nick looks whick in that thumbnail
What?
Whick 😂
Emily, you don't have to squint your eyes, they came from the factory that way. 😋
OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
League and bang lmfoaoo
Confession #19 is a Theo Von bit, not real
When I was 13, my cousin also 13 stripped completely and said I can do anything I want.
did u?
@@mungobestmage ;)
Haram
@@mp6640 Not in Islam
5:42
We all know you've done something worse than all of them combined Nick
extraemily eating nonchalantly while the topic is about shit.
confession 19 was stolen from Theo Von
Bro the photoshoped emi on the thumbnail whyyy hahahaha. no need
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I lowkey hate hearing ab other ppls life experiences because it just makes me realize how bland and boring and uneventful my entire life has been
Same
I've never had a wet dream either, I thought it just meant when you wake up with morning wood, as a guy.
You probably have. It’s not like you bust a whole nut and wake up with it. It’s just precum
Yo
most of these are just fake stories from reddit
nah thats wild
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