I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME - Nobody Likes The Opening Band
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- Опубліковано 13 бер 2018
- IDKhow community talent show performance, circa mid-1983. This particular tape, marked only as 'Bowling League Tournament' was recovered from the North Davis County Library basement archives in the late nineties. Its origin is uncertain.
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LYRICS
Oh, come and see the opening band
Now that you've got your tickets and beverages in hand
They look so tired
Sound uninspired
guitars are secondhand
'Cause no one likes an opening band
Nobody likes the opening band
Their set time's far too early and I've never heard of them
And chances are
They wont go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band
Oh unfamiliar things will make us nervous
But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so...
Take pity on the opening bands
'Cause no one came to see them
Except their mom and dad
But if you lend an ear and give them just one little chance..
You may just like the opening band.
Written/produced by DW
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when the opening band doesn't even like the opening band
*leaves the stage just to boo and throw bananas at your own band*
@@alexoneil594 If one of my bands is ever the opening band, I'm doing that
when the opening band doesn't even like the opening band's song about the opening band
*cough* ryan *cough*
At least this Ryan didn't quit
I think its sweet that the audience waited until they finished before throwing banana peels at them. very considerate.
Quite a polite rude audience
I read this right before it happened so thx for the spoilers
@@andrewedwards5881 😎😎
AyyyyyYy!
That is actually the best comment ever. Well done. 👏
Ryan constantly looks like he’s got a grudge against someone in the audience
One of the audience call him dantdm
Heissel Nicholas XD
He's done with the angry blueberry jokes
I want him to meet Ninja Brian
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHINGDMCKFKF
my mom was very creeped out by the white guy in the background so i said "ignore the white guy in the background and focus on the white guy in the foreground"
Ok
Ok
@@foothecookie2160 ok
@@comrade1989 ok
@@foothecookie2160 ok
Imagine opening for these guys and they sing this.
It’s happened
@@wandamaximoff4091 where?
tae fini ua-cam.com/video/23S2PC0nxnA/v-deo.html
At the show I went to they brought out the opening band again to sing “nobody likes the headlining band”
Christopher Chuauhang saw them in Phoenix they opened for angels and airwaves and this was their first song
*Stands on drums while playing tambourine*
"Ooh yeah, this is big brain time."
*misspells tambourine*
"Ooh yeah, this is big brain time"
@@jaybrown1818 I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to call the cops...YOU JUST LEGALLY COMMITTED MURDER
“Mom said I have to play too.”
@@kelrezo1 legally? So no cops?
Tyler who always stands on his piano:
Why is no one talking about how impressive the "BAAAND" at the end was, so hard to pull of...
right? that's what i thought of the first time i heard it
Bro they wont talk about it cus that last one was basically how the whole song was
when I first heard it, I thought he wasn't gonna put any kind of songy sound to it, because it was just kind of a non-serious song, I thought he was just gonna yell it
Right?! I could barely pull that off
@Angie MontoyaCuri 👁👄👁
i really like how dallon’s style is theatrical. his songs mostly portray a story in a literal way. it’s like a song from broadway
I like how his songs are metaphorical
@@doodoodoodle Dude I thought that too
@@saucepanman8188 I had no idea, that's pretty cool
@@doodoodoodle yeah he literally wrote a lot of the "Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die" album from Panic
Bro, a broadway muscial featuring songs by Dallon would be _sick_
I personally identify as the awkward white thing that appears to be a stage hand
Same
Same
I identify with the drums.
@@charlotte9162 or that
But at least he's very helpful
WHY IS NOBODY APPRECIATING HIS VOCAL SKILLS LIKE HOW HE CAN CARELESSLY SWITCH BETWEEN NOTES ON POINT
idly THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT THIS MAN IS MAGIC
idk man I kinda figured that's ultimately just what singing is lol
+A Well-Mannered White Family that's not what I'm talking about. he goes from low notes to high and they all sound pitch perfect regardless of the dramatic jump
(yeah i get that i was trying to make a joke lol)
You should hear Børns, he does that too
played this at a high school music show.
i was second on stage. Needles to say my brother wasn’t happy
*Needless. You forgot an s.
Although, it was interesting to hear what the needles had to say.
@@thevan1679 You are the worst type of person.
@@reece5667 Shouldn't you be pestering your brother Malcolm?
@@thevan1679 I have time to bother more than one person and it looks like you do too
HELLO
Ryan is like, "Oh you want a tambourine? You want me to play the tambourine? Well I don't want to play the tambourine. But I'm going to play the tambourine. I'm going to be emo with my tambourine. There. How do you like that?"
I like that very well thank you c:
that's on brand for him honestly
GOD yes 😂😂😂 exactly
Y’all realize how Ryan’s the one who’s leading the audience to throw the banana peels? He goes into the audience and is literally one of the first ones to start yelling
Omg I didn't even realize that's brilliant
Shazzy the cat OH GOD I THOUGHT YOU MENT RYAN ROSS
maybe metaphorical on how even they don’t like/pity themselves
LMFAOO
why tf did i think you meant ryan ross-
That is the angriest tambourine player I’ve ever seen
Man... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I know I'm quite late, but if you watch it again. The tambourine player actually sits down in front row and is the first to start 'Boo'ing & throwing banana peels
I like to think he's angry because theres no drums in the song, so he's stuck with with a stupid boring tambourine and he wants to make it clear that he's not happy about it.
I would like to say Mikey Way is a close second.
Jane Doe Quiero verlos Lucero de reo verdadCan a little unsettling really have a day
I’m sorry, but his singing voice is literally mesmerizing
almost got it. try again.
i get what you're trying to say and i agree, but like,
m e m o r i z i n g
hehe
I always give it a listen when I forget things
what was his voice memorizing again?
Ryan always looks like he was forced to wear clothes.
And he's always holding something food related.
This dude could annihilate a bohemian rapsody vocal cover.
sPongebItch bObface yes
neo the car guy Dallon could do it better.
As a Queenie and an IDKHOW worshipper
Yes, for Gandalf's Sake
@@riverzin666 same
YES
No one:
Ryan: agressive tambourine shaking
Anne-Marique Katsburg what do you mean no one? It’s all I need lmao
Anne-Marique Katsburg i went back to a random spot and it was exactly Ryan aggressively shaking the tambourine
Angry blueberry
0% Nudity
0% Sex
0% Bad words
100% Real Music and Hot Dallonb
dallonb
I never realised how much savage cynicism was in the song until I paid attention to the lyrics, it's like being insulted only to realise hours later that the joke was on you the entire time
Uhm, can you explain? I don't exactly know what you are talking about
@@zeronothinghere9334 i think what he means is that the lyrics talk about giving the opening band a chance to prove themselves, yet the audience still boo’d him. Basically the jokes on them because they didn’t actually give them a chance.
Or at least thats what im assuming the comment is referring to
*Passive aggressive tambourine playing*
Aria King
*69 likes*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That’s quite some passive aggressive “Tambourine playing”
That’s what I noticed too, lmao.
Aria King me too
*That's my new aesthetic*
It's a mood
If I don't see the grandma on tour with you guys I'm demanding a refund for my ticket
AngusJoker Watch her not be there and they give you your ticket back signed.
Honestly same lmao
FamilyFriendlyYeemo Don'tForgetTheMilkFic Bruh they would fucking do this so hard
Right!
saw then 2 days ago and she wasn't there I feel cheated
ANYONE ELSE HERE AFTER THE ALBUM ANNOUNCEMENT ????? WERE FINALLY GETTING A STUDIO VERSION OF THIS WE WON
TwT yes even tho i just found them today
Holy shit they got the queen on the piano
the dislikes are people who didn't like the opening band
Marcus Liu the dislikes are the opening band
Bro im dying lol
I was the 1k like
Liked the opening band, cause they’d be disagreeing?
You mean they didn't like the opening BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNND
Please tell me the grandma is going to tour with them
Persnickitty Yes pLEASE PLEASe
YES OMG I HOPE
She’s too pure
Make her an official band member
The grandma is going to tour with them
When you ended up actually loving the opening band a lot more than the band you originally went to see....
Love how the drummer ditches them halfway through and throws bananas at them when they finish
Dallon getting bananas thrown at him is like school assesment due dates coming at me.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes same
I relate
Me though
i has just been reminded of my homework great...
im ded
HA SAME
I STOPPED EVERYTHING I WAS DOING FOR THIS
Don't SUCC, BOP same
SAMEEEEEE
Same
Same!
samE
this song is getting released on razzmatazz yayayayayay
[Verse 1]
Oh, come and see the opening band
Now that you've got your tickets
And beverages in hand
They look so tired, sound uninspired
Guitars are secondhand
'Cause no one likes an opening band
[Verse 2]
Nobody likes the opening band
Their set time's far too early
And I've never heard of them
And chances are they won't go far
Career is sure to end
'Cause no one likes an opening band
[Bridge]
Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous
But singing here for you gives me a purpose, so
[Verse 3]
Take pity on the opening bands
'Cause no one came to see them
Except their mom and dad
But if you lend an ear
And give them just one little chance
You may just like the-
You may just like the-
You may just like the opening band
I love how Dallon is so passionate and there's Ryan in the background like "cool can I go home yet?"
Draco Malfoy I never thought of that
Draco Malfoy my father will hear about this
Abhipsha Sahu is it wong I thought of patd Ryan ross?
Draco Malfoy I think Ryan’s thinking bout going back to Ronnie
Abhipsha Sahu Ryan’s me at anyplace ever
How to use drums, according to IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME:
1. Find Drums
2. Stand on said drums
3. Play another instrument while standing on said drums
4. That’s it
5. That’s how you use drums
@Natasha Trigo how did drums go
I acctually play the drums and I CAN confirm that this is correct
by frank sir this is how you use drums but i do not agree with your name
As a platform
Yes??? and
imagine being excited to be a IDKHBTFM music video only to be told that you have to boo them at the end of the song
I’d be like “nope. Not gonna do it. I’ll cheer for them though!” 😂
Bro this is legit the worlds best lullaby, it’s got few very subtle instruments which let you focus on the vocals which are the greatest part of all your songs
I've seen this video like 20 times, and I only just realized that Ryan literally never played the drums... They were only there to stand on...
Wait... oh my... i... i just... good lord...
That’s how it be tho
Lucas Cyr i love this
Also at the end Ryan sits down in the audience and boos the performance
He does play tambourine briefly. Probably doesn't make up for all the scowling and then joining the audience in the booing.
the dude in white hiding amongst the curtains is the sort of shit you see during sleep paralysis
Northern Downpour yoooo deadass
I wonder if he's going to be playing a bigger part in the future
this should be top comment
1:41 is it just me or when Ryan walks off the stage he gives a evil smile?
1:12 This part is sooooooo GOOD!!! My heart was like jumping up and down because of this lol
YES EXACTLY
It sounds so.. heart-wrenching oml
I just realised Ryan joined the crowd to throw things at Dallon
It be your own band mates 😔😔
it really do be like that 👊😞
Every panic! at the disco member that left ever lmao.... I’m joking... don’t attack me
Oh shit, what does this say about Ryan Ross.... he’s gonna crash a panic concert..? 😂
They finally reached 3 million.
Social Climb hi lmao
my sister called ryan "angry dantdm" and i'm still laughing about it
gloom boys HAHAHAHAHHAH IM CRYING THATS SO FUNNY
Way to collide my childhood with my teen hood there..
I mean she's not wrong
omg
i'm crying
I love that this has a high school talent show vibe to it, I'd love to see kids do a rendition of this at their own school
so this is what happens to ethan and mark after unus annis
Let's hope.
OMG YES
ok sure ryan why dont you just leave the stage mid-song to sit down and throw shit at dallon bc honestly mood
Not bad, Joe OK FIRST OF ALL YOUR USERNAME AND PFP
Not bad, Joe fuck yeah
avery even Ryan, the one who PLAYS in the opening and, threw nanas at dallon smh
Maggie Mertsock i think he doesnt like opening bands
avery I was thinking about that when I read this
I love how [awkward white figure] just shakes his head at the end
Pringles Can I wonder if that’s actually somewhat of a Panic! at the Disco reference because Dallon Weekes is actually on the album art of Vices and Virtues, but is in the background, wearing a costume with a mask, while the two members at the time (Brendon and Spencer) were featured prominently.
How did you
Fun fact! The white figure has appeared in some way in practically every music video, and it's called The White Shadow.
@@atomicpunk2360 i hate how they didn't show his face and shoved him in the corner. :((
@@grieve_y4rd maybe its foreshadowing
OK but he had NO BUISNESS absolutely demolishing that last note with such fabulousness. Good lord. I was not ready
THEY RELEASED IT YALL
When the drummer of the opening band doesn't like the opening band
Dallon’s range is so beautiful. He has has really nice control over his voice.
Kiwi Koopa totally, especially that last note he hits. Handsome, talented, and goofy, these dudes are a great combo. Love their style!
The Macho Madness will always reign supreme
Beebo till the best
@@kenromantigue3593 both super different styles, brendon urie is transitioning more towards a pop-rock sound whereas dallon still is retaining the more emo/alt rock sounds
his falsetto kills me every single time
If I had to sum up this music video in one meme:
“Why are you booing me, I’m [good]?”
gotta love how even Ryan throws food at his own band
Nobody Likes How This Isn't On Spotify
edit: the songs now on spotify!! (we still need the idkhow version though)
edit 1.5: cover removed :(
edit 2: we did it folks! its now on spotify
Kyle Lina and it’s not on amazon music
It’s not on apple music too
It's nowhere but YT
Was just about to say that haha
Fax
Ironic that it says "cause no one came to see them, except their mom and dad" because I went to a show 2 days ago of a band I don't know just to see these guys open for them
You could tell half the crowd was there to see them too
@lee
Who was the main band that was playing?
@@ninaelmoyan3478 deaf havana
@@yds2m never heard of them!
this happened on the entertainment tour! I was way closer for waterparks bc everyone shoved in front of me when idkhow was on lol
Weirdly, one of my favorite songs ever written. Simplicity kills
Dallon has an amazing voice/vocal range, his singing sounds so smooth
Dallon has one of the most beautiful voices I've ever heard.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes i agree! i was confused why he didn't have many parts in patd
SF9 invented synchronization eorobun! Same. In a way I'm happy he left P!ATD because now we'll get to hear his amazing music although I miss him.
ikr
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes ikr
What impresses me most is his register
YES RYAN YOU WORK THAT TAMBOURINE I LOVE YOU
avery I was confused but I remember that is not THAT Ryan xD
for second I was confused , I thought you were talking about rYAN ROSS 😂😂
DARLING YOU’RE A HOLY QUARANTINE, SHAKE ME L I K E A TAMBOURINE
Andrecchi Must Die i mean maybe ryan ross is out there aggressively playing the tambourine you never know
At first I was like 'WHERE'S RYAN ROSS?!!!' and the I realized you were talking about Ryan Seaman
playing the drums < standing on the drums
His voice is the definition of nostalgia
*angrily plays the tambourine*
Emma Fuhler *tambourine playing intensifies*
*a big mood*
Emma Fuhler *angrily throws food*
would like but I want to leave this at 666 likes
Lol
damn that tree has vocals and that blueberry is good on the tambourine
😂
Weirdo what about the grandma 😂😂
'guitars are secondhand' says the band that features no guitars.
i appreciate that the tambourine guy sits down and starts throwing shit at his own band
I like *this* opening band
Hope me too
Hope 999 like!
2K likes and 3 replies (including mine). a bit odd lmao
no say me too
^
IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT RYAN GETS DOWN INTO THE CROWD TO THROW STUFF AT DALLON
did you read any of the comments?
@@kat-oh3hx yes
@@jerryseinfeld1988 cool
@@jerryseinfeld1988 Then you didn't read enough
✨friendship✨
ITS ON THE ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
With Razzmatazz it will finally be on Spotify
Who needs 8d audio when I can crank the volume up and spin around in circles with my eyes closed at 12:12 at night
Ryan is the Number 1 hater of his own band
Hmm you wanna explain your profile pic there
(Oh I'm sorry I thought you meant me)
lmao
TØP• Trash |-/
Oh guys... 😂😂😂
Can we see more of this old lady on piano? She's brilliant
and keyboard lady from modern day cain
We stan Marilyn.
Campaign for more recognition for her.
No, she's a convicted felon
@@AurelioGod _EXACTLY_
The IDKHows, featuring:
Lead singer
Grandma
The guy who does everything else
Some fucking ghost
Can we just take a moment to talk about the incredible angel voice of Dallon ?
It's so sweet
ok mate but y'all are too underrated this shit is a m a z i n g
for the moment... just wait and see, wait and see
they are fairly new group, it is absolutely okay, that they start small :)
Give it a time, they will show everyone, what vintage music is :)
Nice profile pic
-itseemsthatihavesomeKERMITition-
Truue
Someone tweeted Ryan (I think) and said “No one liked the opening band” then he said “all our favorite bands were opening bands once” then a few months later this came out
lol
it's been years but i still smile a bit when those opening chords start rolling out
I personally identify with the weird hand flourish thing dallon does at the end
dallons movements and ryan's stance name a more iconic duo
meg I'm waiting for answers!
No? Thought so!
B o n n i e & C l y d e
Brendon and Ryan Dan And Phil
I love Dallon and Ryan but like⬆️
Dallon's height also the leg thing and Ryan's permanent frown
Josh and Tyler
2:16 top 10 anime betrayals
SJSJJSKSNCN
ikr such a sad moment
No one:
Not anyone ever:
The guy who threw a full banana: POTASSIUM!!!!
LADIES AND GENTS! ITS ON SPOTIFY
Woahhh I clicked and I realised I had forgotten how much I love Dallons voice, I was so surprised
This will be so funny when they have a band opening for them.
And the first song they play is this one as a big FUCK YOU
Julia Jeżyna
No one said it was a problem. I said it would be funny, and the foreknowledge of the other band has no effect on the comedic value.
Lmao
*cough* cherry pools *cough*
nelly omg cherry pools is actually so good so if cherry pools gets any hate it’s going to be complete BS
i'm absolutely falling in love with this dude's voice
love how they put the stagehand all in white against a black curtain, so that instead of blending in he became impossible to ignore.
Clicks video
Legitimately what happened:
**Dallon’s first note**
Me: I’m in love
I actually starting tearing up not gonna lie
*first couple piano chords*
“This is going to be good.”
This is me
same
Ryan looks done with life
Caty Grey mood
Corky B Roll from Jersey ikr
Caty Grey who Isn’t tho
I can relate to him on a spiritual level
By Fall Out Boy
ITS GONNA BE ON RAZZMATAZZ!!! THAT MEANS ITS FINALLY GONNA BE ON SPOTIFY!!!!
Wow, I cant believe its been 5 years. Finding this again takes me back.
Please put this on spotify.
EDIT: Dallon says he wanted to, but can't. Something with uploading and the money they make
Or on iTunes
Donut_Dragon _ illegally download it
It's free on the idkhow.com website
Jordan Martin i can’t figure out how, can someone help me plz😂
k8_the_great52 talk to me on instagram, it’s hella easy and you can illegally put it on your music app (if you have Apple) or it’s easier with any other phone. My ig is @lucyyblanco
DALLON'S FACE WHEN THEY THREW STUFF AT HIM. I'M CRYING
That look physically hurts me
WE DID IT BOYS ITS ON SPOTIFY
i love how ryan also threw stuff at dallon
This is such a bop idkhbtfm is so underrated everyone needs to hear this song.
SuggLesterHowellDolanMaynardLeeDeyes what a bussy bop, right?
tbqh idkhbtfm looks like a keysmash
Preach.
Yes
Ikr, you could just 🅱op your 🅱ussy for hours.
The way Dallon switches from low to high notes is flawless and I love it.
He switched to a falsetto
I live for how disappointed this dude looks while playing the tambourine like a mad man.
Damn, it's so good the entire song is the most replayed part
i sure dO like this opening band
sAMe
Mood
Bente 444th like
oh SaMe
YEAH
okay but this band literally has the best aesthetic out there and you can fight me on that.
dylxn grxce go take a look at Palaye Royale.
They have a pretty amazing aesthetic going on.
Chaotic Teal Bird
Yeah I love them but I think this aesthetic is better. I'm a sucker for low-quality 70s/80s aesthetic
dylxn grxce ah 👌👌
Have you seen boy pablo and rex orange county?
Chaotic Teal Bird Omg I love Palaye Royale!!!😍😍😍
THEY FINALLY RELEASED THIS SONG STREAMING PLATFORMS
Where? I couldnt find this on spotify.
comes out at midnight
What a respectful crowd! They waited until the end of their song to throw trash onto the stage!