Hello there just to let you know that through all my two years in public middle school ( I’m homeschooled now) you got me threw some of my boring classes especially science so whenever I watch your videos I just get flashbacks to where I was in science nit paying attention and watching your videos you amazing 😊
my first day of high school was rough. i was on crutches and wach hallway was for a different subject meaning i had to go across the school every period in the blazing heat. also the elevator was in like a corner so sometimes i would have to go across campus twice to get to class.
I started high school a few days ago, and pretty much the whole day it was just filled with asking random seniors where to go, and being late to classes. Schedules were pretty chaotic as well. I literally just didn't have a 4th period, and I had to go ask a counselor to give me one.
In 6 days, I will be starting school for the first year in high school in Greece, so it's the perfect time to see this video! Greetings from Greece!(Wish you would answer too, I usually see your videos when I am bored or when I miss school at Summer)
3:11 we had 2 fire alarms in the first week. The first was a drill which was weird since I was outside with the band and watched everyone walk onto our field band director told us to just dodge people. The second was a pull during band. We had to bring everything worth saving out 60 seconds style.
nah i had like 4 in the first week and they were all for different buildings… doesn’t even make sense, they made announcements for each of them before they sounded the alarms but told us to stay put if we weren’t in the targeted building 😭😭
I'm William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance They call me the first English king although I come from France 1066, The Doomsday Book I gave to history So fat on death my body burst- but enough about me! To help remember all your kings I've come up with this song A simple rhyming ditty for you all to sing along... Oh... William Bit short that, innit? Who came next? William Second, cheeks were red Killed out hunting, so it's said I took over- Henry One That's my next eldest son! Then came Stephen- it's true, check it! I'm Henry Two, killed Thomas Becket Richard Lionheart, that's right Always spoiling for a fight Oh King John, what a disaster Rule restrained by Magna Carta William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY! Time for my mate, King Henry Eight, to take up this song: Henry Three built the abbey Ed One hated Scots A red-hot poker killed Ed Two That must have hurt him lots Ed III was a chivalry nerd Began the Hundred Years War Then Richard Two was king aged ten Then Henry- yes, one more! King Henry Four, plots galore Not least from Henry Five- moi Killed ten score at Agincourt Then Henry Six arrived! Edward Four, Edward Five, Richard III, he's bad 'Cause he fought wars with Henry Seven First Tudor and my dad So Henry Eight- I was great Six wives, two were beheaded Edward VI came next But he died young and so my dreaded... Daughter Mary ruled so scary Then along came- Me! I'm Liz the First I had no kids So Tudors RIP... William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY! Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song! Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then Mary One, good Queen Bess! That's me, time for more men James Six of Scotland next As English James I he led Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles I The one who lost his head No monarchy until came me Charles Two, I liked to party! King Jimmy Two was scary- woo! Then Mary was a smarty! She ruled with Will Her shoes were filled By sour-puss Queen Anne Gloria And so from then we were ruled by men 'Til along came Queen Victoria! William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY! Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song! Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria Still to come is me, Victoria! And so began the Hanover gang George One and George Two! Grim! And George III was quite absurd 'Til I replaced old him! King George IV , and no heads forth Was angry, fat and cross Hang on! It's true you beat Napoleon But we're mostly a dead loss Bang on! Old William IV was a sailor Ahoy! It's nearly the end of the story-a As on to the scene comes the best of queens Here to Queen Victoria! William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY! Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song! Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria! I ruled for 64 years you know Ed Seven, George Five Ed Eight, George Six Liz Two then reigned and how! And so our famous monarch of this portrait up to now. William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY! Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song! Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria! Edward, George, Edward, George Six And Queen Liz Two completes the mix! That's all the English kings and queens since William First that there has been!
I remember my first day of secondary school. It was trash bc it was in 2020 so we couldn't do anything. All i really remember was a tour of the school. It was ood though ajusting since i was homeschooled in year 5 and 6 and I had no friends going to my school. The fire drill thing reminds me of a memory i had going to london with my mum when i was 6. I was in the natural history museum and as soon as she went to the toilet the fire alarm went off and she was taking ages. I was very scared and didn't know the way out so I waited for her I wasn't very happy after that. Love your content you're the best storyteller on the platform :) Edit: No ofense but i think branded intros are only bad for youtube channels. They can decrease your watch time and dont add anything to the video. Thats why I dont have one. You do you though the intro does look good
As some one who just started high school, I can confirm that unlocking a new map and traversing through it is very difficult.
after a day or two you should know where to go unless your school is big then it might take a while more
And you unlock new parts of it through out the next years
Same, I just started hs and I didn't know where my classes were until the end of the first week
Well it won’t be very difficult for me to find classrooms as my school is consisted of a middle school and a high school combined.
Lol
The tunnel got me 😂😂😂
A fire drill going off on the first day is craaazy
i want that so muchhhhhhhh😂
A kid pulled the fire alarm at my orientation this year 😭😭🙏🙏
@@thecalamitysanta6927for no reason is illegal
Boi I had one on the second day of school 🙏😭🙏
@@thecalamitysanta6927 damn that sucks
I love his stories
Man never runs out of stories 😅
Bro called it
True😂
This guy has infinite stories😊
I know😂
Real
*insert middle school voice*
Yeah 😂
Frrr
Bro never runs out of stories must respect the hustle with the Paleta Payaso series
I love paleta payaso❤
Such a great story teller! 😢
Bit#
3:27 that backdrop is literally my old school. OMG that's crazy
Me too 😭
Dang
THIS GUY HAS INFINITE STORIES😂😂
Bro you have infinite stories! Your content is amazing and can’t stop watching
This is so relatable, you’re the best ❤!
I've been a fan for over a year now!!! Your videos always make my day, i binge watch them every now and then
0:36 THIS GUY HAS INFINIT STORYS
I HATE SCHOOL BRO AND THAT INTRO WAS FIRE AS F***🔥🔥😂💀._.
Yeah😂😂😂
0:01 yes it is 😢
This man never run out of story’s
He Is the king of stories 😂
1:35 the background got me💀
Nah thats the backrooms
0:25 i always make it clear that i dont like school
You got hearted
BRO NEVER RUNS OUT OF STORIES WHEN THE WORLD ENDS HE WILL STILL BE HERE
Hello there just to let you know that through all my two years in public middle school ( I’m homeschooled now) you got me threw some of my boring classes especially science so whenever I watch your videos I just get flashbacks to where I was in science nit paying attention and watching your videos you amazing 😊
It’s always good when Horchata posts
Good video jorge 0:11
This guy has *unlimited* stories!
This guy has infinite stories
🎉🎉🎉🎉HAPPY NEW YEAR🎉🎉🎉🎉
1:13
bro went from the gta5 map to gta6💀
At this point bro remembers his whole life this what i call perfect memory 😂
This man never run out of storys, amazing boy❤
I just started middle school a week ago and boy it was crazy, this man makes me smile
Same
This man will never run out of stories
Shhhh we get it ! Omg pls
ikr
@@davidharper2868you shhhhh
Facts
Infinite story’s man
I will say it one more time, “this man never runs out of stories”
I have the power to do everything
0:53 that literally me.
These videos are always great
This man never fails to entertain us 🎉
Intro is fire
Bro never runs out of stories but if he did we know the worlds ending! 😂
Best story teller
He never upsets us with his story times
Why would he
Fax
He stories for life
I am a second year Spanish student.
You really helped me out.
Thanks
Fun fact: this guy doesn’t have infinite stories, he’s just able to tell any story really well
Epic fact
Epic
@@KKL888every storytime animator: are we a joke to you
0:40 i cant have a snack I’m fasting 😭
SAME BRUH 😭😭😭
Same 😢
I was
This guy never gets old
horchata thank for the vids ur so insperational keep posting pls u really help
It’s always amazing when he uploads 😊 He always makes my day ❤
I am excited as a middle schooler😁😄😃😀! Keep making these great videos.
Same I started middle school as few weeks ago luckily my school only had 900 people so it wasn’t that big :)
@@jcogam8862 I have about the same.
1:23 That happened to me today and it was also my first day of school today and my math teacher ALMOST gave out homework.
I like your storys
I’m so happy that both of my teachers are so nice honestly last year sucks
I just started high school this school year and I could kind of relate to this stuff!
He has infinite stories, I'm in middle school so far in 7th grade. New Map Unlocked, High School.
1:36 bro nocliped into the backrooms for us💀
Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
my first day of high school was rough. i was on crutches and wach hallway was for a different subject meaning i had to go across the school every period in the blazing heat. also the elevator was in like a corner so sometimes i would have to go across campus twice to get to class.
dude has infinie stories and juicy AND THAT JUICY drama
FR-
Horchata never disappoints us. He makes the best vids. 😢 All the videos were so great! Throughout the years he never disappoints us.
Yeah man
@@yorgovassisshorts Yeah bro. Through out the years he has never gotten worse but better over time.
@@random-vl1vy Ofc, it's very important for a youtuber.
This dude never runs of the stories
This bro needs to make his own book series 💀
bro u said grab a snack but im fasting😭
I started high school a few days ago, and pretty much the whole day it was just filled with asking random seniors where to go, and being late to classes. Schedules were pretty chaotic as well. I literally just didn't have a 4th period, and I had to go ask a counselor to give me one.
this guy always has storys for us.
This guy has more than infinite stories president just literally happening. I’ve been on that one.
As a new student starting highschool in 4 days I can say that this video came in just in time
Horchata Soto has the best stories but they are so short 😭😭😭
Horchata fan can only like this
LETS GO ANOTHER VID FROM HORCHATA SOTO WOOO HOOOOO🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
The fact when he said he would get lost he used the backrooms as an example 😂😂😂
(Also Incredible Intro Horchata!)
very underraaded good job❤
1:09 you still are dude 😂😂😂
Crazy
In 6 days, I will be starting school for the first year in high school in Greece, so it's the perfect time to see this video! Greetings from Greece!(Wish you would answer too, I usually see your videos when I am bored or when I miss school at Summer)
2:35 THATS LITERALLY MY LAST NAME WHAT THE
the best storytime teller. no doubt
this man dont need a book he need a whole show
This guy has infinity stories!!! Hehe
3:11 we had 2 fire alarms in the first week. The first was a drill which was weird since I was outside with the band and watched everyone walk onto our field band director told us to just dodge people. The second was a pull during band. We had to bring everything worth saving out 60 seconds style.
nah i had like 4 in the first week and they were all for different buildings… doesn’t even make sense, they made announcements for each of them before they sounded the alarms but told us to stay put if we weren’t in the targeted building 😭😭
NAWhH I get like 3 everyday
For me at lunch at 9th grade last year
this guy will never run out of stories he literally just started the high school series and we still have college to go
I swear he will never run out of stories😄
INTROOOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
The real question is how is he remembering everything that happen in his childhood lol.
Bro has unlimited story's
Infinite stories
Intro is fire 🔥
He never fails at making us happy
I'm William the Conqueror, my enemies stood no chance
They call me the first English king although I come from France
1066, The Doomsday Book I gave to history
So fat on death my body burst- but enough about me!
To help remember all your kings I've come up with this song
A simple rhyming ditty for you all to sing along...
Oh... William
Bit short that, innit? Who came next?
William Second, cheeks were red
Killed out hunting, so it's said
I took over- Henry One
That's my next eldest son!
Then came Stephen- it's true, check it!
I'm Henry Two, killed Thomas Becket
Richard Lionheart, that's right
Always spoiling for a fight
Oh King John, what a disaster
Rule restrained by Magna Carta
William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY!
Time for my mate, King Henry Eight, to take up this song:
Henry Three built the abbey
Ed One hated Scots
A red-hot poker killed Ed Two
That must have hurt him lots
Ed III was a chivalry nerd
Began the Hundred Years War
Then Richard Two was king aged ten
Then Henry- yes, one more!
King Henry Four, plots galore
Not least from Henry Five- moi
Killed ten score at Agincourt
Then Henry Six arrived!
Edward Four, Edward Five,
Richard III, he's bad
'Cause he fought wars with Henry Seven
First Tudor and my dad
So Henry Eight- I was great
Six wives, two were beheaded
Edward VI came next
But he died young and so my dreaded...
Daughter Mary ruled so scary
Then along came-
Me! I'm Liz the First
I had no kids
So Tudors RIP...
William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song!
Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then
Mary One, good Queen Bess!
That's me, time for more men
James Six of Scotland next
As English James I he led
Then Stuarts ruled, so Charles I
The one who lost his head
No monarchy until came me
Charles Two, I liked to party!
King Jimmy Two was scary- woo!
Then Mary was a smarty!
She ruled with Will
Her shoes were filled
By sour-puss Queen Anne Gloria
And so from then we were ruled by men
'Til along came Queen Victoria!
William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song!
Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then
Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria
Still to come is me, Victoria!
And so began the Hanover gang
George One and George Two!
Grim! And George III was quite absurd
'Til I replaced old him!
King George IV , and no heads forth
Was angry, fat and cross
Hang on!
It's true you beat Napoleon
But we're mostly a dead loss
Bang on!
Old William IV was a sailor
Ahoy!
It's nearly the end of the story-a
As on to the scene comes the best of queens
Here to Queen Victoria!
William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song!
Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then
Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria
George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria!
I ruled for 64 years you know
Ed Seven, George Five
Ed Eight, George Six
Liz Two then reigned and how!
And so our famous monarch of this portrait up to now.
William, William, Henry, Stephen, Henry, Richard, John, HEY!
Henry, Ed, Ed, Ed, Richard, three more Henrys join our song!
Edward, Edward, Rich III, Henry, Henry, Edward then
Mary One, good Queen Bess, Jimmy, Charles and Charles and then
James, Will, Mary, Anne of Gloria
George, George, George, George, Will, Victoria!
Edward, George, Edward, George Six
And Queen Liz Two completes the mix!
That's all the English kings and queens since William First that there has been!
LESS GOO A NEW VID W
You first!!!
yes
You are first congratulations
Just stared up school again, and they gave me an assigned set already.
Jorge is now my favourite story teller rn
I remember my first day of secondary school. It was trash bc it was in 2020 so we couldn't do anything. All i really remember was a tour of the school. It was ood though ajusting since i was homeschooled in year 5 and 6 and I had no friends going to my school. The fire drill thing reminds me of a memory i had going to london with my mum when i was 6. I was in the natural history museum and as soon as she went to the toilet the fire alarm went off and she was taking ages. I was very scared and didn't know the way out so I waited for her I wasn't very happy after that. Love your content you're the best storyteller on the platform :)
Edit: No ofense but i think branded intros are only bad for youtube channels. They can decrease your watch time and dont add anything to the video. Thats why I dont have one. You do you though the intro does look good
the guy has infinite stories!!!!!!!!!
As a middle schooler, I am not prepared for the horrors that await me
you and me💀
Now I’m kind of scared because I haven’t entered middle school or high school, so I’m still scared what’s going to happen
@@AwaadhAlmahriyour still in elementary
@@AwaadhAlmahrimiddle school is the biggest step up I ever experienced
I am in 8th b5e
I wonder if Jorge will EVER find the perfect Paletea Payaso.
Rumor has it that Jorge has a pocket dimension which he can pull stories from, which when he does alters time to ensure those stories happened.
This guy has infinite stories😮😮
It’s always a good day when Jorge posts❤
You got some of the best stories I’ve ever heard
Ain’t no way he has 300 something comments in under 5 minutes
Fr
I love horchatas videos !!
My guy really does have infinite stories
True
DUDE, LAST YEAR MY FIRE ALARM BROKE ON THE FORST DAY TWICE IN 5 MINUTES TOO 🤣