Thanks In Advance | Stand Up Comedy | Shivam Lakhanpal
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- Опубліковано 20 сер 2024
- 20 One Liner Jokes in one set! New stand up comedy on Prime Time News, Pakistan, Mowgli, Batman, Demonetization, Sourav Ganguly, Chowpatty, Ethical Hacking, Spotify, Inshorts, etc.
If you say that's a lot of unrelated topics, I say, hey man, the real topic is Shivam Lakhanpal being stupid hahahahahha. Tell me which joke made you go WTF in the COMMENTS!
More stand up videos out soon, so subscribe and hit the bell icon. Till then, let's chill on social media and be stupid together?
Instagram: / lp.shivam
Facebook: / lp.shivam
Twitter: / lp_shivam
Thanks in advance!
Thanks on time: Aakash Mehta, Arun KS, Ashish Kwatra, Baneet Chhabra, Chirag Panjwani, Gurinder Singh, Gurpreet Singh, Kishore Dayani, Mohit Morani, Nishant Suri, Nitin Mandal, Rahul Dua, Raunaq Rajani, Siddharth Sudhakar, Sonali Verma, Srijan Kaushik, Tarkeshwar Singh, Team Mellow Drama, Universe, Vaibhav Arora
Belated thanks: Mitch Hedberg
Credits:
Directed by Anuj Mehta
Shot by Anuj Mehta and the Habitat Video Team - Dishang Popat, Vivian Castelino, Harsh Shah
Sound Recording: The Habitat Audio Team - Swarada Bodas, Yash Barse
Sound mixing and mastering: Sreejith Menon
Video edit: Shivam Lakhanpal
Music: Standing Here - Silent Partner from the UA-cam Audio Library
#StandUpComedy #Comedy #StandUp
Don't scroll through the comments while the video plays. *Distracts performer, man.*
If you tripped on some of these jokes, please share it with friends who'd trip as much. Also, subscribe to catch the next video which will be up soon! Thanks in advance!
Dope Linkin Park tattoo
the jokes were killer
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You will feel the need 2 ⏸ this video more than once, once you click on it
jokes are without doubt good. But your memory is awesome!
Nice one👍👍
Why is this not viral yet
You are awake now!!!!!
Hojayega 👍
Hm krte h prabandh
Share it on your page then it might go viral
SamayOP
Best video to have come out in all of lockdown!
Big fan Sir@RahulDua
Much love buddy. Thank you.
watched this on your recommendation...worth it!
@@shivamlakhanpal ek number video only intellectual can understand
Agreed Duaji
I come back to this video everyday to check if it's got a million views yet
Hahaha bhai aap direct agle saal aao.
same here, coming everyday to check but....great jokes makes true fans.
I come here to read more and more comments and his replies and just to distract Shivam while performing 😂
Me too samay bhai
Samay bhai promote karega tabhi toh hoga
Why is no one talking about his almost perfect Batman voice 😂
Hey. It's a fruit batman voice.
Yeah, that was great
Exactly man, I how fooking perfect! 😂
A math joke. I couldn’t have been happier. I cried while laughing. 😂
Nerd.
had you been holding enough pee and laughed hard enough for some of it to come out¡¿
(like then... it would be balanced out _naah..._ ... upar se aansu aur neechey se susu.. nikaley .. tab tak hansna)
Now we know why you're named Sailaab, Sailaab.
@@shivamlakhanpal 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Absolutely love smart comedians man
views aaj kam hai
kal jyada honge
but humko ko ek aur sitara mil gya smjho :)
good wishes sir ❤️
(amazing and unique set though)
Nidhi mam🙏 you're an inspiration to me 🙏
Sitare ki chamak
Dekhne se banti hai
Toh shayad nazar khud chamakti hai
Aur bhul mein sochti hain
Ki roshni kahin baahar hai.
Thanks ma'am please give poetry spot hahahahahahahhaa.
@@shivamlakhanpal WAH💖
U r single😇
@@b52_vishwajeetpatil99 kisko bola ⁉️
I am glad this video was recorded and I'm glad the decision was taken to edit it and post it on UA-cam. Please add more videos to this channel. Thanks in advance.
I am glad you have feelings and I'm glad you express them in plain, cold words as they should be. Belated welcome.
I am glad that you reply !
@@Superharsh7 I am glad you give me something to reply to.
I am glad I am learning new ways to use glad in a sentence via this comment trail.
Glad we could help, Tanay.
Liked it for that prime time joke !
Layered and logical, hence all prime time news audience wont get it !😆
They're the sheep still watching at 8.
@@shivamlakhanpal hahah and Wolves eating them through screens !
@@himful That's a nice visual. Socially distanced predation. Like wolves doing WFH on Zoom calls hahahahhahaha.
Smart jokes, not everyone can understand but the sad part is because of that it is not viral yet.
That's okay. We just need a few crazy people to have a crazy show.
Can you explain the in shorts joke?
@@hrithiksingh383there you go: ua-cam.com/users/postUgz-b49YcKZDbOAID6N4AaABCQ
🎯 Sharma,24.4k fact
@@CockySuSMounted name 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That batman impression is so dope.
cANT GET OVER THE PRIME TIME JOKE
You turned on caps lock and still used shift for C. Old habits die hard.
Ha ha 🤣🤣
He watched prime time news at 8 but 8 is divided by 2 and 4 both this mens it's not a prime no
@@shivamlakhanpal Only john cen can capitalise C
@@shivamlakhanpal or he didnt realize caps was on..Just wanted to make c capital...happens all time
With so many jokes,and sattire,I managed to focus on "Linkin park".
Full sleeves next time.
In the end.. it doesn't matter..
@@shivamlakhanpal what if it's just LP from Lakhanpal lol.. and not Linkin Park..
Lakhanpal and Linkin Park are one.
I was gonna say the same exact thing, *high five* LP fan as well
This should go viral .,.,.,.It’s very rare in India to watch such great one liners .,. Thanks in advance😀😀
This is the best thing I've watched in a long long time.
Thanks, but that is concerning. What have you been watching of late?
@@shivamlakhanpal Composite time shows.
@@pratikgupta534 HAHAHAHAHA!
His replies in comment section are equally hilarious and what adds cherry on the cake is most of them are also one liners.
Hey man thanks a lot in advance for the extra pressure I'm going to have replying now hahahahahhahaa.
Humour ahead of it’s time! This is insane! This video deserves 10 million views.
People: cheat in jee mains
Me: Thanks in advance
(Doesn't make much sense, but anyways)😂
A useful trick I've learned along the way is that if you say nonsense with conviction, it makes sense. Don't second-guess yourself in the brackets next time, okay?
Baaki haan nonsense toh hai. :P
@@shivamlakhanpal Sir AIB se sikh e hai , jo karte hai honesty se karte hai. ( See no brackets this time). Oh shoot!
and people buy it... EVEN IF it doesn't make any sense.
I mean, i don't know.. but some 🐗politicianp🐖 said so.
(and i believe them, because they did so with conviction)
next time surely no (paranthesis).
Why no-one is talking about Anna Hazare joke?
That was freaking awesome.
They're trying to forget demonetisation, Sahil. Let them.
@@shivamlakhanpal oh, that make sense now
Why Sahil? That was our Summer Days of 500
@@chirantanx HAHAHHHAHAAHHAHA!
@@chirantanx hey sorry, but i don't quite get what you are trying to say?
If possible some explanation would be welcomed?
Here for Santosh Lakhanpal
Here from Santosh Lakhanpal
Here by referral of Raghav lakhanpal(my friend)
Sorry i know its lame😑😐
@@shivamlakhanpal hahahahha
😂😂😂😂
@@valadimostok yup 😐
Indian comedy truly progressing. ❤️
He deserves better audiences (online)
You need to have a knack to crack jokes like those,
And a phenomenal sense of humour to understand that kind of sarcasm!
What an under appreciated artist.
I’d give you a million likes if I could.
It’s once in a decade that one comes across such talent.....
Cheers buddy!!!
True!! ʘ‿ʘ
Why does it not have 1M views already?
Who is hereafter Samay's tweet or story?
You
@@prasoondixit3077 hahaha
Samay?
Kaun sa samay?
Woh BR Chopra ki Mahabharat wala?
This nation needs more intelligent comedy like this. Great work man! Wish you all the best for your future stints :D
The nation needs manufacturing self-reliance hahahhahaha. Thank you.
@@shivamlakhanpal HAHA. Look at the professionalism, sticking to the one liners even in the comments. Hope to see you live next year. Thanks in advance :P
@@1306sjain Glad you liked the professionalism please rate 5 stars, sir. Hope live happens sooner than later. Take care till then.
Why no one is appreciating his Bruce Wayne accent?
I freakin loved it man...
Was having a really bad day.Can’t stop laughing now.Thank you for this video!
This is the first comment that made my soul smile. I'm glad I could make it better. I've had a lot of bad days in lockdown myself, until I realised all days are the same and good and bad are states of mind. Look for the switch inside next time.
@@shivamlakhanpal Buddha ki vani, comedian ki jubani 🙏🙌 silent killer performance 😁
That this video is not viral is testament to our lack of imagination and intelligence.
One of the best comedy set from our country ever..!
That this video isn't viral is testament to the fact that people keep saying it should be but don't share. :P
Truly greaaaaaaaaat ❤
Watched it like 10 times, still refreshing and laughing at 1 a.m. 😍
He has a Linkin park tattoo. Already my favorite.
You're my favorite too if you love Linkin Park.
Probably my new favorite stand up comedian.
Agli video ke liye thanks in advance
One of the best standup video to come out in the lockdown
Chauchak machaye ho guru!
This isn't just a video, it's a blessing ❤️ You've come a long way and I am glad to have been a part of this process. Brilliant stuff Pal, you always make me proud, always. Loads of love and hugs 😘
Marking territory, I see.
Hello guys.. it's so great to see your video finally.
Met both of you guys at the Chester birthday tribute in CP.
Had a nice time celebrating the legacy of Chester.
Keep rocking that LP tattoo.
Big things to come 👍⚡
@@apoorva2793 What a beautiful day. We should do it again in March if things get better.
Here because of samay raina. You will win comicstaan, hopefully when there is a netflix version lol.
I was in the S2 auditions and got rejected. So in a way I'm here because of Samay too hahahahahahha.
@@shivamlakhanpal ha ha dude ❤️
Goood
_Kabhi WWE ke videos pe bhi comment kar diya karo Chetan bhai_
Thanks, Chetan!
If this does not go madly viral, india will look bad as a country!
Definitely the best comedy content heard on UA-cam in India
Ex-open micer
Samir
Here after Samay's story
Brilliant piece of comedy.. waiting for the next video. Thanks in advance
Me: Mom can we get Ben Affleck
Mom: No we have Ben Affleck at home
Ben Affleck at home:
(Seriously though, this was hilarious)
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ hahahahahahaha. Bhot he badiya bhai.
Thanks veere.
This guy is Indian version of Mitch hedberg
Lol bro Mitch ko dekha bhi hai tune? Gazab beizzati hai yaar
@@magikarp653 Beizzati toh hai yaar. But in his defense he's qualified it with Indian version. :P
@@shivamlakhanpal No offence man loved your set. Seen you live too. Quick question: Best special you saw in 2020?
@@shivamlakhanpal Anthony jeselnik actually .... King of one liners
Bhai sahaab, it's just freaking crazy. Amazing writing 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Very crisp humour and no fillers. Totally enjoyed it 😂
Never would've thought one liners can be this hilarious! Awaiting more content
Dude, anna 2 hazare 😂😂 great watching man. So good.
Thanks man a comedy wala can never be wrong.
Nice man ....i really likes your jokes. Even starting was hilarious
He even introduced his father 😂😂😂
Why I have never seen this guy before, he is awesome
You were looking the other way and, therefore, I didn't exist. Now that you're looking here, I come alive in your consciousness.
I have shared this to everybody in my contact list. Everybody has atleast 1 relatble joke in the video. Being an engineer, mine was a prime time one and I caught it almost instantly 😅. Best wishes bro.
Hahhaahhahaha thanks for sharing man. That really helps. The best part about one liners is that there is something for everyone and the worst part is you sometimes have to wait like, 'Oye yaar mere matlab ki line kab aayegi?'
@@shivamlakhanpal I didnt get that Prime Time wala joke... baaki sab was brilliant! i have been sharing it with my friends as well. Killer video bro! NEED MOARRR!!!!
@@shivamlakhanpal Saw it again... got it...
This is one of the best stand-up video
Why is this not viral yet???
Ohoho. Kya behtareen set.
Team HP 4eva!
His every line is a top youtube comment in a parallel universe
2:28 that oh gawd scared the shit out of me
It's just the Creator's name yelled in a moment of dots connecting. You need to get exorcised.
@@shivamlakhanpal understandable have a nice day
Oh my god. Great content. Why am i watching this after 3-4months. Why this is not pop out as a notification. Habitat giving us good artist day by day. Waiting for next videos Sir.
I cant believe I watched this now.one of the best sets and the nonchalant way of delivery ❤️👍
That Prime time joke was epic😂😂
Audience ka maths aur taaliya done dhire aai🤣🤣🤣
This is a kind of stand-up comedy video I have ever seen, thank u so much man for bringing a smile on my face, great work, keep it up❤️
Really deserve million views and love this video, i laugh so loud 😂
Best thing on the internet!!😂
The AUDIENCE was pretty dumb 😂😂, every joke was spot on.
Bhai, you are such a refreshing change.... Had such a hearty laugh, some of the jokes were just phenomenal, had to pause the video to laugh as i did not want to miss the next one 😁
Bht sahi bhai..
Thanks in advance shivam (100*hazare)npal
Such tightly written set man!! I have to subscribe you !!
Thanks in advance for the next video that you are gonna upload to this channel :)
Anna DoHazarey had me rolling man 🤣
The dislikers are the people who don't get what real humor is! Superb set! Intelligent jokes! Waiting for more content!
Sabka apna apna hai yaar. Our real is their unreal and, maybe, vice versa too.
Thanks! Stick around. More our real coming soon.
@@shivamlakhanpal OMG! Thank you so much for replying! And thanks in advance for posting more videos! Haha:)
Great content considering what's being offered now a days. 👍
Good luck for future content.
*Linkin Park OP*
That Batman voice ... Golden
Wowww!!! Loved it. Your voice is gorgeous!! Adds so much to the delivery:) Hope you remain this hilarious after becoming famous!! Best wishes!!
Thanks! I'll try to use it in singing if I don't stay as hilarious.
Okay, I am subscribing.
Great content.
Killer Stuff !!
All the jokes were Bang On !
Loved it! Though I doubt the tattoo depicts 'LakhanPal' and not 'Linkin Park' :D
It depicts that I am from Lovely Professional.
I dont understand why people dislike such videos🙄 it ws perfect bro👌👌
Fresh content.. Thank You in Advance for your next video.
Outstanding! apparently stand out performance from others, pun was right and it left me amused, just hopping your act get some limelight cause you deserve it.
When i started watching it was on 20k views and when i ended it was on 21k ..You are growing steadily buddy but you will in millions soon..
Great work ..Hoping to see you live someday..
Man, you start and end watching this more often hahahahhahahahahahahha
Oh man! You've made me laugh so much after SO many years. Wish you loads of success.
Dudeeeee!! What humour!! Amazing!! All the best for your future gigs!!
This guy could have dubbed for Christian Bale.
Damn you have to be alert while listening to this.. you never know how you may need to connect the dots and get the joke out of it!! Smart writing😂😂
Thanks! The best part of connecting dots is you can fill in your own colors after.
the oneliners ,made me remember Shridhar v👍
btw loved your jokes
Ohhh mann.. Rofl.. Standard of stand up has multiplied manifold man.. Great great video.. Best of luck for ur future endeavours man.. Brilliant..
Batman went from being batman to amitabh bachchan's Shahenshah real quick😂😂😂
Rishtey mein toh hum tumhaare bat lagte hain...
I hope u get all the sucess world has to offer 👍
Uff. Shabdon se deewana karne ka kaam toh hamara tha yaar. Thank you, kind soul!
Hats off man! Superb...i guess ek do saal mein jimmy carr ko peeche chhod doge aap!
Found randomly..
Really good.... i can't stop laughing 🤣😂
Came for the comedy, stayed for the Batman impression 🖤
It's not what you came for; it's what you stayed for that defines you.
@@shivamlakhanpal awesome 🔥😂
The low views seem the darkest just for now..but I promise you that with this content, 10 million is coming..
Comments like this one seem the brightest. And what is dark and light except a state of the mind? Photons are always there. It's just that our eyes can't see all wavelengths. 👀
@@shivamlakhanpal Enlightening!
you responses (comments) like these.. make me "believe".. that (for the country/ for Bharat) .. you are in the wrong profession.
The level of positivity and intelligent wuips and wit.. would've done so much more in public life... like the judiciary or administrative bureaucracy
Man, you are going to be one of the unique comic. The perception and thought process is completely new. Somewhere in the middle I thought koi Ishaan Avasthi ( who was a genius in his own way) grew up.
Belated thanks, from past-me: instagram.com/p/BhRy10lgS2z/?igshid=1rs8i9fltpe2d
@@shivamlakhanpal I travelled back to 2018, watched your set and came back to comment that Ishaan Avasthi thing.
Thank me in advance for the appreciation comment on your upcoming video😎😂😂😂
If I could go back to 2018, I'd stay there. For 2 years. And then go back again.
"It has a viral attitude, only if audience has knowledge"
I Lough my ass off..... Flavargusted. Keep up
Damn that's what you call witty comedy!!
Mazzedaar Jokes! Worth the wait!
Thanks in advance for liking this comment
Amazing set man!
Ok
Thanks in present, fellow time traveler.
@@shivamlakhanpal Lol 🤣
Such an intelligent comedy
One tip as an audience I m saying don't upload these videos in UA-cam because people now also snort tik tok videos and think this is true comedy
India is not so developed to digest so intelligent comedy like urs
And this video deserves 20 million views but , I know it somehow disappoints u by seeing the growth of video and I know u must be very good in life as comedians don't rely on the source of money from UA-cam only
The thing is You , Ashish das , Rohan Desai intelligent one liners are not meant for this media
एकतरफ़ा...👍 हर लाइन रख रख के दिया...👌
What an intelligent set❤️
I am watching this everyday now. Indian Norm McDonald, yeah ?
Thanks samay for sending me here ✌
Logical and intelligent comedy man. Keep it up❤️❤️