@@dimman90210 no, they belong to the allium family. Scallions, garlic, green onion, all onion actually, chives, any of those. You can easily Google what the allium family is. I know, because I'm allergic to allium.
0:43 Years ago in a roleplay group I was in on Facebook my character was a ditto. The necromancer, Isaac, would mistake me for gum and try to eat me. It became a sort of running joke. Now I'm wondering if Robin is actually my old friend Isaac, because who else is trying to eat dittos around here.
i started watching this while i was having lunch, and the realistic ditto ruined my appetite. You saying “I wonder what it tastes like” was just the cherry on top.
Thanks for this hilarious collection. I really enjoyed your reactions to those planes and the ambulance. And five thumbs up for the honking sound over profanities. It's so much better than "quak", "blip" and what other sounds people use these days. I love that clown honking!
11:05 Omg, I love this. That's a Brazilian fruit called Jabuticaba. It's kind of like a grape, very common, very sweet and people go crazy when they see a packed tree like this.
It's very sweet inside and the outside is kinda sour and you can absolutely eat it too. It's amazing and I have a tree in my backyard, actually. Some years we get multiple baskets from that single tree.
01:20 for that plane thing, its from a swedish TV show called "Bilakuten" that teaches kids about a bunch of different vehicles and most of the designs are somehow worse than that
11:05 - Jabuticaba. It's a fruit, it's Brazilian and it's delicious when ripe. Harvesting them is lots of fun, too: whenever there's a family gathering in a place with one of these trees, we send the children out to catch them - it's safe, for the tree is not tall and its major branches begin very close to the ground. You can make jam out of the ones you don't eat immediately too, and also make liquor out of the fruit (it's really appreciated in Brazil, but I can't confirm whether it's good or not, for I drink no alchool).
Tree at 11:05 - it's called "jabuticaba" here (idk in english) and it's a sweet and sour fruit, the same size of a grape. It's black outside and white inside and it grows out of the bark, not the tips of the branches. When it's early summer, you can usually see LOTS of tiny flowers all over the tree. Birds and kids love them.
6:37 that's not far from how capitalism got started (enclosure laws and punishment for gathering food from common land, risk of transportation to america/australia for 'poaching' literally only rich people were allowed to hunt their own food, i'm not talking endangered animals btw, i mean like poaching non-endangered wild animals even to eat (and not sell))
Ehhh, I sort of understand that one, they were going on to rich people's land and killing the animals that may have specifically been released onto the land to hunt at a later date. The potato one? Right up there just below Nestle forcing villages to pay money for water they previously had access to.
2:33 I'm guessing the woman in question is Elastigirl. Otherwise I'm left wondering how inserting an object of that size into her bladder is even mechanically possible without it having been surgically implanted (unless it's actually _really_ tiny).
I was scrolling the comments just to see if someone else asked this… I don’t understand. Is it like a glass from a dollhouse? Is there any other possible way it could make it to her bladder, other than the urethra? Even a tiny bladder stone is apparently incredibly painful, how do you get a glass in there? That image hurts me physically. That can’t be real, or humanly possible.
@@JasminMiettunen it's 8cm or like 3 inches. I did not think urethra can stretch that much and i do not want to look it up. Bladder stones are painful cause they are also very sharp. I looked it up, it's in fractions of an inch. I think it's either fake, or it was in her uterus
11:05 this is jabuticaba (idk the translation) it's a tree that grows these fruits on her entire trunk, the fruit is pretty similar to grapes only bigger and with a slightly different taste.
11:05 Those are jabuticaba fruits, which are native to Brazil. The thing about jabuticabas is that they grow directly on the trunk of the tree, along with on the branches themselves. This one here though is really overgrown lol But trust me, jabuticaba is DELICIOUS
5:47 they are called "TASSEN" and are produced by 58products. They also run a YT-channel with clips about them. They are sassy speaking cups and bowls hehe
2:16 - That's pretty much all the worst ads I see on UA-cam. They're always like "Cool kids games" and the picture shows AMONGUS mixed with... HUGGY WUGGY?!?!?!
6:32 The Monsanto Company only stopped doing this because they were bought out and liquidated by pharmaceutical company Bayer AG. They'd go after farmers for using 'roundup ready' crops, even if the seeds were blown in from neighboring fields.
Also, I've rewatched the first 5 seasons as of lately, I wonder if finn is secretly not human and he doesnt even know it since he was mistaken for an amphibian-like dweller from an underground ruins of the old "human" society from the one episode
That bean cocktail actually looks really good. Just cut up the hotdog and eat it like that or put the hotdog in a bun and put the brans on top. A little seasoning and that could actually be amazing Edit: ahh yes, 11 month ago me, put the damn raisin bran on the hotdogs Edit: hello year and 11 month ago me, and hello future me if I ever come back!
Still stuck on the whole, 'whole drinking glass removed for woman's bladder'. I have so many questions that im not sure I want answered. The urethra is tiny and doesn't stretch the same way the vaginal walls do in the vagina. Just how, so many levels of just how.
that post baffles me on so many levels. I didn't even think that shoving something of that size and shape could be humanly possible without serious injuries. and out of all the things to put up there she chose a glass?!
6:38 I really hope they got laughed out of court. You should not be aloud to patent a plant or anything biological simply because it is not their creation.
11:20 Holy god I thought this was just me. I have a ball of Babybell wax that I started when I was like five and now it’s just on a shelf in my room. I don’t know why I made it, but I can’t bring myself to throw it out now
First time ever seen this channel... just spent the last 12 minutes alternately laughing hysterically, holding my head in my hands, and looking puzzled! Actually, more than 12 mins because i had to keep recycling 10 seconds to make sure i saw what i though i saw or just cos it were proper funny loike. Goes eithout saying i subscribededededed
Ngl, love hearing Robin’s laugh, especially towards the first plane with a face.
I love that the editor shakes the image, obvi they enjoyed it too
I didnt know what you meant until I saw the photo
I read this comment just as it showed up and oh good god
I'm sorry, first? Are there multiple?
Nevermind 😂
The garlic thing, this is why people who are allergic to allium can't usually handle onion or garlic. Cutting or holding.
Garlic has allicin and onion has alium
@@dimman90210 so i cant put a onion in my microwave?
@batata foda you can but you won't live to see it come out
@@dimman90210 no, they belong to the allium family. Scallions, garlic, green onion, all onion actually, chives, any of those. You can easily Google what the allium family is. I know, because I'm allergic to allium.
@@erikarussell1142 *genus, family is a different taxonomic rank.
0:43
Years ago in a roleplay group I was in on Facebook my character was a ditto. The necromancer, Isaac, would mistake me for gum and try to eat me. It became a sort of running joke. Now I'm wondering if Robin is actually my old friend Isaac, because who else is trying to eat dittos around here.
Wait why is the time stamp that? Just curious, no hate.
@@coinzandcandy550It’s accidentally a second after the related vid
0:40*
At least there wasn't an extremely uncomfortable prolonged silence this time
Memento mori!
when was there?
@@itscznben8728 This morning
I wonder if there's an opposite of r/TIHI, like "fuck you I love it"
It's r/tili (thanks I love it)
r/FUILI
5:50 that actually legitimately doesn't look like it would be that uncomfortable to play, its pretty much just a really weird looking v
that guitar is just a Y with a smaller head and a longer body
i started watching this while i was having lunch, and the realistic ditto ruined my appetite. You saying “I wonder what it tastes like” was just the cherry on top.
Thanks for this hilarious collection. I really enjoyed your reactions to those planes and the ambulance. And five thumbs up for the honking sound over profanities. It's so much better than "quak", "blip" and what other sounds people use these days. I love that clown honking!
11:05 Omg, I love this. That's a Brazilian fruit called Jabuticaba. It's kind of like a grape, very common, very sweet and people go crazy when they see a packed tree like this.
It's very sweet inside and the outside is kinda sour and you can absolutely eat it too.
It's amazing and I have a tree in my backyard, actually. Some years we get multiple baskets from that single tree.
11:05 that is called "jabuticaba" in Brazil. It 's a common fruit, and normally grows in spring
Brabo
@@Tortruga Tem Br em todo lugar tbm em pqp ksksks
I have to say. I don't know if I love your pfp or if it gives me cancer. I have decided on both.
(Also eyyy outro brazuca, coé)
Nice pfp bro
@@VengefulOpposum thanks bro!
01:20 for that plane thing, its from a swedish TV show called "Bilakuten" that teaches kids about a bunch of different vehicles and most of the designs are somehow worse than that
i hate that show it is horrafying
Leave it to Sweden to give the children post-traumatic stress disorder.
The Eyes Face Forwards.
That Is A Predator.
@@AssistantCoreAQI GREAT NOW IM SCARED
@@AssistantCoreAQI EVEN MORE SCARED THAN BEFORE
11:05 I'm pretty sure those are Jabuticaba fruits; they grow on the tree's trunk as suppose to a traditional stem.
11:05 - Jabuticaba. It's a fruit, it's Brazilian and it's delicious when ripe. Harvesting them is lots of fun, too: whenever there's a family gathering in a place with one of these trees, we send the children out to catch them - it's safe, for the tree is not tall and its major branches begin very close to the ground. You can make jam out of the ones you don't eat immediately too, and also make liquor out of the fruit (it's really appreciated in Brazil, but I can't confirm whether it's good or not, for I drink no alchool).
Came down here hoping someone explained that, thanks!
Ye I’m Australian and there’s a wine shop I’ve been to that sells them as a wine I got to pick some they taste real weird
I thought it was a tick nest\tick eggs
Your English is very good. Congrats.
@@PKMN_TrainerJet because it is, theyre lying
Tree at 11:05 - it's called "jabuticaba" here (idk in english) and it's a sweet and sour fruit, the same size of a grape.
It's black outside and white inside and it grows out of the bark, not the tips of the branches.
When it's early summer, you can usually see LOTS of tiny flowers all over the tree.
Birds and kids love them.
Realmente, minha avó tem dois pés de jabuticaba em casa, e fica cheio de flor antes das frutas
Glad someone pointed it out
Lmao if they think Jabuticabas are gross or scary imagine how much they'd freak out over Guaraná
@@anayomieda they're just biblically accurate angels
*1:07** best moment - Robin's laughs helps life not be so depressing*
“There are no dogs allowed in the dog park” Night vale
ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD!!!
1:09 Imagine that staring down at you as it proceeds to crash land at over 500 mph
Also 1:08-1:23 Is the MOST genuine (sp) laughs I've heard in a while
I NEEDED that omg!!
What is that thing from
@@rupertsadevil Its our sleep paralysis demon but we're so sleep-deprived that we found them funny now
Oh, Jesus Christ...Ditto in real life- I like the "Spread out Plasticine" Version
I thought that was lean-
@@familyneves9777 nope, You be looking at bubble gum molded abstract art.
Yeah but what does it taste like
@@heatherfranklin7921 The Juices of Morphed Abominations.
0:50 "Here is a sinister diagram" the book itself knew it was a BAAAD idea, yet they still did it fml
6:13 fellow Italians we have a new enemy
I love how at 3:41 Robin sounds like a parent
6:37 that's not far from how capitalism got started (enclosure laws and punishment for gathering food from common land, risk of transportation to america/australia for 'poaching' literally only rich people were allowed to hunt their own food, i'm not talking endangered animals btw, i mean like poaching non-endangered wild animals even to eat (and not sell))
Ehhh, I sort of understand that one, they were going on to rich people's land and killing the animals that may have specifically been released onto the land to hunt at a later date. The potato one? Right up there just below Nestle forcing villages to pay money for water they previously had access to.
2:33
I'm guessing the woman in question is Elastigirl. Otherwise I'm left wondering how inserting an object of that size into her bladder is even mechanically possible without it having been surgically implanted (unless it's actually _really_ tiny).
Urethral insertion is a thing, usually the things they put in there are just really tiny. I wonder how she didn't just break herself doing that...
But Elastigirl isn't real.
Am I on r/woosh now? 😅
@@-.oOo.Tuluna.Falemunla.oOo.- in a way, we all are.
I was scrolling the comments just to see if someone else asked this… I don’t understand. Is it like a glass from a dollhouse? Is there any other possible way it could make it to her bladder, other than the urethra? Even a tiny bladder stone is apparently incredibly painful, how do you get a glass in there? That image hurts me physically. That can’t be real, or humanly possible.
@@JasminMiettunen it's 8cm or like 3 inches. I did not think urethra can stretch that much and i do not want to look it up.
Bladder stones are painful cause they are also very sharp.
I looked it up, it's in fractions of an inch.
I think it's either fake, or it was in her uterus
1:01 nope, different from an axolotl, his arm didn't grow back
Welp, it did but...nevermind
Had a crappy day at work, emkay videos always put a smile on my face and help me forget the day :)
That whole plane bobbing in sync with Robin's laugh, was very cool~ Good job editor!
Bean Cocktail, the special drink of British people.
Martbeeni.
@@benstevens44 Never speak again
Beanía Colada
Baked beans and hot dogs are particularly good together. I don't see the problem.
6:30 i hope those poor innocent farmers won the lawsuit
11:05 this is jabuticaba (idk the translation) it's a tree that grows these fruits on her entire trunk, the fruit is pretty similar to grapes only bigger and with a slightly different taste.
11:05 this is a fruit called JABUTICABA in Portuguese (Jaboticaba in english), it's super sweet, like a grape. It grows onto the tree trunk
The flesh ditto looks like he’d taste like 3 month old raw pork that sat outside
11:05 This is an fruit very common in Brazil, named "Jabuticaba"
The trees get like that in the video lol
I started laughing uncontrollably when the first airplane picture was shown
1:08: An airplane flew over my house as this post was playing.
😭
It is looking for you,
*and* *it* *wants* *your* *flesh*
@@coffeebunny6114if it finds me…………….
*I T W O N T L I K E W H A T I T S E E S .*
11:05 Those are jabuticaba fruits, which are native to Brazil. The thing about jabuticabas is that they grow directly on the trunk of the tree, along with on the branches themselves. This one here though is really overgrown lol
But trust me, jabuticaba is DELICIOUS
7:24 “Well, I don’t want them to look real, I want them to still be in anime form!”
11:13 Try to think about what kind of torture those vehicles must have gone through to get those faces
Worst part is that the one at that timestamp is Swedish and I have seen videos of it and it is creepy as fuck when it speaks too
@@emiliaholmberg3320 Yeah I'm Swedish too and I also saw that it says "Djurambulans" on it
@@Magninatorn makes it even worse
Whenever i think about breathing manually i just stop breathing for a around 2 minutes till i restart my automatic breathing system
5:47 they are called "TASSEN" and are produced by 58products. They also run a YT-channel with clips about them. They are sassy speaking cups and bowls hehe
11:06 that is a tree of fruits known as “Jabuticaba” in brazil, the fruits grow directly out of the body of the tree instead of just in the branches
11:08 this is a fruit called jabuticaba, it's a Brazilian fruit, and it's very sweet
I live in Brazil and i love eating those in my grandma's house
“This is just a South Park episode” made me cry a little (mostly because I was chugging a sprite)
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
5:55 is one of the most aggressively American things I've ever seen in my life!
11:05 Those are Brazilian grapes (jabuticabas) and they actually taste delicious.
Jabuticaba is also very fun to say
5:00
The fact that he reacted to a Nightvale post is LEGENDARY
*Sees irl Ditto* "I wonder what it tastes like?"
Hearing the phrase "kick it up a notch" with an image related to scorpions just gave me the fattest Starkid vibes💔💔
11:05 we call it "jabuticaba" here it's probably a fruit / berry, it's really good
6:17 We need more of those plane photos!
Dude that plane was like "I am so happy your all riding on me. NOW YOUR ALL GONNA DIE WITH ME"
I think its from a swedish kids show
2:16 - That's pretty much all the worst ads I see on UA-cam. They're always like "Cool kids games" and the picture shows AMONGUS mixed with... HUGGY WUGGY?!?!?!
Yeah... i cant love any new and amazing game without stupid and awful ads trying to ruin it.
A friend told me UwU actually means "rail me".
That makes it even worse.
0:36 Forbidden fleshlight
What kind of demon are you
@@alafridyusuf8514 The worse kind
3:26
Reminds me of that one large duck boss battle in dark deception.
8:22 I did that in second grade, and I still feel bad for the janitor, as well as the many people who walked past me.
Wallace and Warren are the most normal looking ones there
2:05 Not going to talk about the ifunny watermark
1:13 PLAE 6:22 PLNE 11:14 CR
6:32 The Monsanto Company only stopped doing this because they were bought out and liquidated by pharmaceutical company Bayer AG. They'd go after farmers for using 'roundup ready' crops, even if the seeds were blown in from neighboring fields.
10:22 imagine seeing them start to evil laugh and they tell you they spat in the bottle while you were both drinking😂
who else remembers when this was only true cursed images and not just slightly weird looking images
Yes, man.
Well this is Thanks I Hate It, not Cursed Inages
5:59 the fact that "perse" in Finnish literally means ass makes this a hundred times better
1:07 It took me several seconds to register what I was seeing there.
Also, the fact that its eyes are facing forward suggests a predatory nature.
Also, I've rewatched the first 5 seasons as of lately, I wonder if finn is secretly not human and he doesnt even know it since he was mistaken for an amphibian-like dweller from an underground ruins of the old "human" society from the one episode
@@Pullipe huh
I would only buy reusable toilet paper if it was brand new and flushable. On second thought I could use it as decoration. I love the flower one
That bean cocktail actually looks really good. Just cut up the hotdog and eat it like that or put the hotdog in a bun and put the brans on top. A little seasoning and that could actually be amazing
Edit: ahh yes, 11 month ago me, put the damn raisin bran on the hotdogs
Edit: hello year and 11 month ago me, and hello future me if I ever come back!
brans
Thats a Weinerita💀
11:05 thats the berry that this tree gives, trust me its actually really good
1:51 : Terminal velocity? Terminal velociraptor!
.
I'll see myself out!
Fun Fact: Flying squirrel trampoline park used to be a bowling alley. I sometimes pass it and didn’t notice the change until a school trip
7:24 I know that cosplayer! They do all sorts of photos like that!
These just get more terrifying with each thanksihateit upload.
3:26 The picture on the left is the inside of the sea turtles mouth not penguins.
1:35 IM EATING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Edit: this whole video is torture for me while eating 😭😭😭🤡✨💁
Still stuck on the whole, 'whole drinking glass removed for woman's bladder'. I have so many questions that im not sure I want answered. The urethra is tiny and doesn't stretch the same way the vaginal walls do in the vagina. Just how, so many levels of just how.
that post baffles me on so many levels. I didn't even think that shoving something of that size and shape could be humanly possible without serious injuries. and out of all the things to put up there she chose a glass?!
6:38 I really hope they got laughed out of court. You should not be aloud to patent a plant or anything biological simply because it is not their creation.
Robin is my favorite narrator
1:08 POV: you are a tall building in New York
11:20
Holy god I thought this was just me. I have a ball of Babybell wax that I started when I was like five and now it’s just on a shelf in my room. I don’t know why I made it, but I can’t bring myself to throw it out now
You're not alone. I'm always compelled to make a Babybel wax ball. And I've kept one on my computer desk and my mom laughed at me. 😅
1:08 hey buddy, can you aim for those two towers over there
So no one noticed that they put Jacks name as the narrator at the end of the video? 11:46 😅🤣
2:07 I see those ads all over UA-cam. Sometimes they can be shitposts or they can be the most surreal things ever
Bruh imagine drinking beans from a hotdog
I wont lie that bean coctail looked kinda good
Bean cocktail.
Bean cocktail.
Day one of supporting the guy who's supporting the guy trying to get all narrators to do a video together
3:02 HOLY SHIT LEAN BUSH
LEAN 💜💜💜💜💜
when he says : what do you think he tastes like..
im legit sobbing 😭😭😭i spat my water half way across the room 😭
toilets in the victorian era be like: 4:14
First time ever seen this channel... just spent the last 12 minutes alternately laughing hysterically, holding my head in my hands, and looking puzzled! Actually, more than 12 mins because i had to keep recycling 10 seconds to make sure i saw what i though i saw or just cos it were proper funny loike. Goes eithout saying i subscribededededed
11:04 these are "jabuticabas", they're common fruit in Brazil. Don't worry, they're actually delicious and really sweet.
I clicked and it was the buff guy I thought this was a joke comment until I pressed unpause 😭
Wow, this is the greatest april fools joke ever!
The grimace bush
1:08 It's Jay Jay the Aeroplane 6:19 It's Jay Jay the Aeroplane's Best Friend
bros thumbnail was of grimace, 1 year before it was relevant, wow
Man, that was one long and satisfying laugh.
0:01
Beanie Weenie Martini
so ive actually been to a flying squirrel once in Austin and its actually more like chucky cheese in design rather than a classic trampoline park.
okay but does anyone remember that show with the planes that had creepy human faces
Jay-Jay the Jet Plane?
7:50
*Satan:* "I just want to say that I'm a very big fan."