Everything Wrong With AmbuLAnce in 21 Minutes or Less
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- AmbuLAnce is an adrenaline-fueled and utterly ridiculous romp through Los Angeles. Jake Gyllenhaal is having the time of his life, though. Oh, and lots of sins.
Thursday: 2022 horror sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Future R.I.P to Sin Counter (Fast X)
Exactly my thought 😂 the counter is gonna hit million in the first minute after sinning the scene where the agency has movie clips of the gang. Imax cameras having been following the gang for years
Omg yes, I’m excited for him to get to that. The sin counter will def break 😂.
With crutches and wheelchairs.
Netflix Cleopatra enters chat 😅
@@2twst4u it’s not a movie though
Honestly one of the greatest experiences I've ever had in a cinema. Watching that movie was hilarious because it is just so random and stupid
I thought it was a remake of 'mother jugs and speed ' from the thumbnail
@@SuperAndybarrett I wish!
Fact: "Ambulance" is a nonstop thrill ride from beginning to end & edge of your seat
It's a Michael Bay movie. What do you expect?
Everyone: (sees Jake JyllinGylligan)........ "Is this another Brokeback movie?" 😳
Also: Truck engine does, "Wilhelm Engine-Cough". 😵💫
Wait, Jake Gyllenhaal is so good in this that it compelled them to remove a sin from a Michael Bay movie? Idk what's more shocking, this or Fast 9 getting a sin off.
They never said it was because he was so good, they said it was because he was having a ton of fun.
But they sinned SEAN CONNERY as a symbol for romantic involvement. I guess they have never heard of James Bond, the king of getting trim
Fast 9 got a sin off?
Dude, you missed a HUGE sin. It was when the patient's heart stopped and the EMT called it a "Code Red" instead of "Code Blue". Code Red is a fire inside a healthcare facility.
You dont call Codes in a ambulance. You call them in hospitals so other patients dont freak out.
@emergcon Yes, that is another sin for this movie.
@@emergconcode red would freak anyone out hearing that tho
As a hospital worker myself, I can confirm that
I’m glad you pointed out the spinning camera during the argument between the two main characters. When I saw this movie it seriously made me nauseous I had to close my eyes through that whole part.
I've seen a lot of bank robbery movies in my time on this planet... and with that being said I don't think there has been one that has featured the worst, most uncoordinated bank robbers of all time then in this movie. To also think that if that one cop hadn't gone into the bank they might have actually gotten away with it too.😂😅
This movie got me to oddly appreciate "Wrath of Man" a little bit more, somehow.
@@motherplayer good call!
@@motherplayer forgot about that film
@@motherplayer lmao dude I saw Wrath of Man and honestly that movie is just ok but at least in that movie it was planned way better with more experienced robbers
Doubt it the fbi was waiting outside they knew it was being robbed
First Plane, now Ambulance. What's next? Police Car? Fire Truck? Garbage Truck? Helicopter? I could see a whole series of these movies!
Garbage truck definitely, those things are tanks! Hydraulic hoses bursts and catches fire and becomes mini flamethrower
I’d pay to see an action movie about garbage trucks.
@@MrShisuto Bonus points if it stars Danny Trejo! I don't know why but I could totally see him as an ass kicking garbage man.
It's definitely Boat. I mean, they have an air vehicle and land vehicle; water vehicle comes next.
@G-Unit1111 o and he's trying to escape the cartel hold on him. The garbage truck is full of coke and cash
2:13 Cinema's "EEEAĄAAĄUGH" is so inspirational it changed my viewpoint on life and space
That Speed quip was next level. I laughed for a solid 5 minutes on that one alone. I had to go back and hear it again.
The sneaky jokes leave me clutching my ribs
This movie was one of the most memorable forgettable movies I've seen. I was on the edge of my seat the whole movie, but not because I was interested, it was because the pacing was so fast that it never gave the audience a break. Yet simultaneously everything dragged on forever. The whole thing was a contradiction. I honestly loved it, but I couldn't tell you what I loved about it.
You basically just described almost every Micheal Bay movie.
The surgery in the back of the ambulance was probably the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen in a movie, only rivaled by all of Moonfall
Still trying to figure out how tf that was possible without the cop immediately dying
@@silverhawk24 movie magic is much more powerful than I ever realized
please don't make me think about moonfall ever again
Dang...I wanted to forget Moonfall
Moonfall😂😂
The quick little delivery of "Michael Bay" on the shot of the American Flag was top-tier cinemasins goodness. I cackled
WHY DID THEY PAINT THE AMBULANCE GREEN?? They got a whole fleet of ambulances to blend in, then for NO REASON spray-painted theirs so it would stand out. WHY?! So the audience would know which one was right?! I enjoyed this movie but I cannot for the life of me understand the logic of painting the ambulance.
PLLLEEEEAAASSE SOMEONE HAS TO ANSWER THIS. That was my only thought after watching the movie. I was so hoping to watch this and have CS make a comment about it. and it got a free pass?!?!?!?!?!?!
I figured it out. Danny requested blue paint because at a passing glance, it would have looked like a service truck, like a repair vehicle or maintenance or something, and blue would have hid the identifying hazard stripes and ambulance decals well. His buddy brought green instead, which although vibrant as hell, still did the job, because the cops were already prioritizing white ambulances, as per the diversion and the switch out. In a high stakes situation, your mind literally ignores details that it isn't focusing on. Since it was an obnoxious green, it's wildly incongruent with a white ambulance. They were hiding in plain sight. That's why nobody batted an eyelash when they drove past the cops stopping his friend in the decoy ambulance. It's actually the smartest part of the movie.
@@JTGallantoh wow that makes sense
Having the reception and connectivity to successfully call a surgeon on a golf course to get instructions on how to open a person was on par with said surgeon hitting a hole-in-one on that same golf course.
The movie is so Michael Bay that it's almost funny.
“Jakey G” lol 🤣
He's soooo dreamy❤❤❤
Gunna start camping out here for the Fast X sin video like it’s a Gamestop midnight release
"criminals are still entitled to healthcare" DING. MAN, that alone is the best joke CinemaSins has told.
The funniest part was when Jake’s friend sprayed the ambulance windshield and brought over the flamingos 😂
The flamingos were my favorite characters in the movie. I wished they had more screentime.
You didn't mention how they constantly drive through stuff for no reason. The scene in the parking garage there is a wide shot where it's clear the whole place is empty then the next shot they drive through stuff that just randomly appears out of nowhere.
I’m just being nit picky here but technically a private ambulance wouldn’t be responding to 911 calls within the City boundaries since the fire department is the entity that responds to medical calls within the city
You're damn skippy, Jakey G is having fun; besides the films you mentioned, there's also Southpaw, Velvet Buzzsaw, SpiderMan Far from Home, and The Guilty.
I think 13:15 is the biggest sin you've ever missed so far. The person hiding in the Back seat with the dog to keep him from jumping out.
Wow, Michael Bay loved that "Prom Queen" line so much, that he stole it from one of his own movies just to have it as a shameless reference in this one. Kind of representative of his entire directing style, honestly.
In active shooter scenarios like this the ambulance would never be anywhere near the actual scene for this exact reason! In most systems the EMS crew would be staged in the "cold zone" outside the suspected area of the shooter. Most likely officers would enter the "hot zone" to extract patients. At the very most Medic or fire personnel might be escorted in and out by these officers to retrieve these patients and bring them out to a transporting unit. And that might not even happen because SWAT normally have a Medic on their team.
Also, why were they in a Falck rig the entire movie, and then they blew up a CARE rig at the end? I find it hard to believe that the on scene officers would miss that the ambulance that exploded wasn't even from the same company as the one they had been chasing all day!
Excellent points.l was wondering,myself,why the authorities didn’t notice the difference in ambulances.
I can't wait for the sequel 'Helicopter'
The prequel: locomotive
Part 4 Coast Guard cutter
SPACESHIP: the fifth movie
HeliCOPter
The ending killed the movie for me. 2 guys lying on the ground, bleeding out, with paramedics walking over them, but not helping them. That was far too stupid and unrealistic, even for a Michael Bay movie.
Insurancd issues. They probably also worked for falck
Fun Fact at 17:40 "Blood is thicker than water" is actually the bastadization of the quote “The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.” Meaning your chosen family is more significant than your blood family.
Good to know.
"I got addicted to Speed."
At least it wasn't Cruise Control.
This movie felt like a throwback to 80’s and 90’s action movies, with a simple premise, great cast, and some good old-fashioned explosions. :)
Surprised it took this long.
That squirrel POV comment had me dying😂😂😂😂
Aside from Jake Gyllenhaal, this movie wasnt good. I had so many questions about this film that my brain actually melted into juice. Like how much gas did that ambulance have in it and how tf is an ambulance outrunning several police cruisers, some of which are Dodge Chargers. Whatever tho, movie's gotta movie😂
The spinning shot and the lense flares screamed Michael Bay and I was not surprised that this was in fact directed by Michael Bay
Second time catching y’all video hours after it’s posted vs watching it years after it dropped
Just yesterday I was thinking about this movie and thought about CinemaSins doing a video on it. The timing could not be any better.
Real life EMT here (although I now sell weed for a living), spent 7 years working high volume urban EMS, I never really realized that we use the Americanized pronunciation of en route, but I can confirm, it is almost never said ahn rute on the radio.
Also, a Falck ambulance being involved in a crime spree doesn't even sound that far fetched. Their rapid advance in the US to challenge AMR/GMR by simply purchasing other companies has certainly left some quality issues.
He missed sinning them for having a full on fist fight while driving the ambulance, which was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen in a movie.
It was worse than the fist fight in a truck with Val Kilmer in Top Secret.
This sin counter better start enjoying its last days until this channel does "Fast X" because we'll never see the sin counter after *THAT* one
This character is a more muscular clean cut version of Nightcrawler,so it's believable that Jake's character is this toxic,he can do sleazy in any form.
Those outtakes were glorious.
I loved this movie solely because Jake Gyllenhaal is always great and because the nurse reminds me so much of a good friend of mine, who‘s also a nurse. She would just literally be this character.
loved this cinema experience but yes, a ridiculous movie.
Finally. A video of a movie I've watched
Ummmm if you’ve seen Watchman you’ll know why I can’t look at Will in this movie without a bit of a chuckle and devious grin.
It could be worse they could be in that one ambulance movie that had James Earl Jones in it.
Or even worse the ambulance movie with bill Cosby in it😂😂😂😂
I’ve worked as a medic on the box for 10 years. None, not one single movie, has ever gotten EMS right.
Ive been only once on an ambulance, and wasnt a emergency , so i cant know that 😅
Not even 'mother jugs and speed'??😢
@@SuperAndybarrett maybe back then that’s how it was, but today it’s nothing like seen on TV lol
@@matiasfpm 99% of EMS calls aren’t emergency. Maybe 1 out of 50 calls we’ll drive hot to the hospital.
Missed a perfect chance to have her say “I am a surgeon!!”
This was my favorite film over the summer. Even despite the shoddiness of some of the parts of the film, I loved it. So be kind.
That's wishful thinking. *ding*
@@Loudest_Cricket_ 😂
Definitely one of Michael bay’s more tolerable action movies 🤪🤟🏻💥
OMG, the camera flares. Everything is always camera flares and shakey cam.
@@joewilson3393 right I got a headache watching this
This film made my top 3 from last year.
Great movie 🍿 review
The use of drones was mesmerizing
As a real life EMT, I can verify, the comment made at 2:09 is 100% correct.
I think the story of the movie is what unfolded after that robbery got botched by the most random situation!! I mean the cop insisted to go in even after told its closed just to ask out a girl!! Thats Crazzyyy!!!😂😂
This whole movie is the fourth 20% of Heat if you broke it up into five equal parts
In my opinion, this is one of Bay’s better films. It actually felt like he was somewhat trying even with the unfunny jokes and logic fails. I actually had a fun time watching it in theaters even with the constantly cut drone shots 😅. It’s much better than the Transformers movies. The best compliment I can give AmbuLAnce is that it feels like a live action GTA 5 from police shootouts at 5 stars to vehicles having infinite fuel
Now have the VA call him back saying he has an appointment in 30 days then have them cancel it on the 29th day and then have to wait a week to sign back up for another 30 days...rinse repeat.
1000 sins for letting Michael Bay make another movie.
Thats the smoothist ambulance ride ive ever seen? Its hard enough to start an iv on a slightly bumpy road! Surgery?🤣🤣🤣
The drone shorts are amazing in this film. I'm glad movies like this and Top Gun Maverick are still being made by Hollywood, it's a breath of fresh air from the usual "message" Hollywood movies these days.
I know what you mean, I welcome anything other than marvel.
This is god awful compared to maverick though, I knew exactly what was going on and where everyone was in relation to eachother in maverick.
It's Michael Bay though I suppose 😅
He tried, just wasn't for me.
@@starshapedtambourineman I'm a fan of his style of action and cinematography, so that's why I really enjoyed it.
@@deedsofdecapitation7477 that's all that matters then really. I'm sure he has a lot of fans tbf.
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You can tell Bay wanted Timothy Olyphant SO badly to play the SC hat-wearing cop.
That role suited Dillahunt better.
Just add 10 more Sins for every letter in the name Michael Bay 😂
I truly appreciate the sound bites at the end from 2 of my all time favorite movies-Anchorman & Tropic Thunder 21:15 and 21:23
This movie was excruciatingly way too long 😓
this movie kicked ass
1:01 - Sinning the Subtitler for confusing “populace” and “populous.”
3:07 - Sinning the Sin Guy for once again mispronouncing “experimental” even though he’s just heard it pronounced correctly three times in a row.
16:17 - Sinning the Sin Guy for not understanding how Cheeto dust works.
A few more added sins:
-if you’re doing CPR… the patient is technically dead already.
-this is LA… Where’s the LUCAS. You’re telling me that they don’t have a LUCAS on that box?
The Reservoir dogs cut at the end..HOLY FUCKING SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's funny, my first time watching this movie, I wasn't even aware it was a Michael Bay movie. And by the halfway point, I was convinced the director was a Bay wannabee 😂😂😂
I’m patiently waiting for Netflix Cleopatra review 😊
Greekface is a thing now
@@SuperAndybarrett I didn’t know Ptolemy I Soter is of Afrocentric either hence how they cast Cleopatra half brother
Funnily, my doctor always makes me take off my pants to check my breathing.
LOL F OFF TO THE POWER OF 1000!
DO "The covenant" next, another Jake G classic! ❤
The movie with the best bank robbery to me is : Inside man.
One of the scenes show a guy using one of the Motorola radios backwards. (Keypad facing away from his mouth)
OMG. I've been waiting for this since the day we tragically watched this.
*Starts video*
(screams to husband in the other room) "It's finally happened! Prepare for a ton of dings!!"
Thank you, watching this movie I thought of this channel the whole time
The Speed joke and clichLa! 😂😂😂
The butterfly clip thing isn't actually the weirdest bit of improvised surgery I've heard of... Most aren't successful but in extreme enough circumstances you do what you can.
5:55 the sticker to the left of the guy’s head was another sign.
Had to skip SO many sins to make this video digestible. Would have literally taken 2hrs to list every sin.
I Literally just watched this movie
I used to work for Falck. The medical procedures in this move were Falcking terrible and incredibly inaccurate. And the endless product placement is worth like 20 + sins. It's Flacking ridiculous.
As a paramedic, I can confirm that this movie is very inaccurate towards EMS workers. Jeremy saying people would work with her because she’s a fox is more accurate than this movie.
2:09 we absolutely would, even with an adult that’s rare lol
This movie is just one giant cocaine fueled, bonkers ass adventure and im all for it
Please do fast and furious 10 !!!
PLEASE do The Game- michael douglass, sean penn movie
The ‘En route’ pronunciation crushed my overly sensitive soul
this is the perfect afternoon watch at home
My local Wendy's are Dead Zones for my phone, the irony being the place claims to be/have its own hotspot...!
Best Tuesday quote ever!
Im so happy this movie finally got sinned.
Fun movie and video
This film is the closest GTA movie we'll ever get and i love it
Bro fast X about to break the fck outta the sin counter, no way it’s lasting 5 min lmao
Love how this guy has the letters LA capitalized.
It was action and made more realistic than Fast X 😂
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conjunction
used to introduce the second element in a comparison.
"It was action and made more realistic than The Fast X"
The trailer was better then the entire movie