𝔇𝔢𝔞𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔮𝔲𝔞𝔡 - PALPWAVE

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  • @ggpvbarbosa
    @ggpvbarbosa 5 років тому +570

    Me and the boys unironically praising the Empire for doing nothing wrong

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 4 роки тому +2

      except being massive fucking losers who can only ever win against unarmed civilians lmao

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 4 роки тому

      @Salmaan Shah the galactic empire and the klingon, both at 80 mph, who is more incompetent?

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 4 роки тому +2

      @Salmaan Shah lmao "in reality", yes, in the reality of every medium THAT THE CREATORS THEMSELVES MADE, the story remains the same: an incompetent hodge-podge of corrupt staff, non-sensical doctrine and cruelty that ends up destroyed by the rebellion and new republic.
      All of which is absolutely no surprise since their leader is a draconian Machiavel on steroids that gives zero fucks to absolutely everyone and everything else.

    • @vroomkaboom108
      @vroomkaboom108 4 роки тому +2

      @Salmaan Shah lmao tune it down a notch, edgelord, your cringe is starting to show
      I'm talking depleting entire planets with that "ration-plant" farming, i'm talking training stormtrooper cadets to disregard their colleagues and compete with it, or killing whoever brings bad news. Fuck whatever parallels you're making it with actual reality, the empire, in its universe is objectively bad from every angle.

    • @bazinga8203
      @bazinga8203 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah

  • @SwedishEmpire1700
    @SwedishEmpire1700 4 роки тому +228

    This is how my Stellaris game sessions usually turn out.

    • @svijj_
      @svijj_ 3 роки тому +8

      Same here, I always rule half of the galaxy no matter how democratic I initially try to be

    • @seanwalters1977
      @seanwalters1977 2 роки тому +1

      @@svijj_ Not our problem our neighbor jabronis want what we have and then subsequently get assimilated. Don't start none, won't be none.

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong 5 місяців тому +3

      @@svijj_ Stellaris game sessions truly are the ultimate proof that democracy will always end with failure.

  • @corvo1776
    @corvo1776 4 роки тому +319

    The only difference between the Empire’s war crimes and the Rebel’s war crimes is whether it’s the scary ominous music that plays or the triumphant happy music

    • @pontiusporcius8430
      @pontiusporcius8430 3 роки тому +12

      Sounds like an awesome game, a cod style game but with two campaigns from opposing sides where key choices determine the fate of the planet.

    • @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356
      @brotherhoodofsteelsoldier1356 2 роки тому +9

      @@pontiusporcius8430 holy shit become a game developer that's such a good idea

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 2 роки тому +2

      @@pontiusporcius8430 I mean battlefront II had the beginnings of something like that

    • @seanwalters1977
      @seanwalters1977 2 роки тому +8

      @@clarkstrange2142 First half of that campaign was cool until it turned into what I knew it would lol

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 2 роки тому +1

      @@seanwalters1977 I mean Star Wars has always had the mindset that Palpatine and The Dark side are antagonists, it doesn’t really make sense other wise. Unless we are talking about force unleashed

  • @boatmasterxtreme1036
    @boatmasterxtreme1036 5 років тому +201

    Based and Sith-Pilled.

    • @G3E007
      @G3E007 4 роки тому +9

      the empire isnt about the sith, the empire is about the empire.
      "and you my friend, are the last men of that ancient religion"

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong 5 місяців тому +1

      This is why true chads reject Galactic Empire in favour of Sith Empire. Come, we have dark side cookies and hold small parties every time a student dies in the Sith Academy.

  • @liquidoxygen819
    @liquidoxygen819 4 роки тому +360

    I don’t care how cartoonishly “evil” they try to make the Empire now as a response to people identifying that they brought order, peace and stability. I will always side with the Empire.

    • @timw8250
      @timw8250 4 роки тому +11

      Lol.
      Order? Remember when the Empire was so weak, even when Palpy was still around, it literally ended up with a mafia criminal as a major power player, and let him extort, bully and assassinate lawful officials of the Empire? That what you call order?
      Peace? Remember the Empire literally created the Rebel Alliance, and also had random civil wars every couple years for some reason. So I guess that means that Palpy is responsible for two giant civil wars now and a bunch of smaller ones, nice Empire of peace you have there.
      Stability? Remember when the Empire fell apart into warlordism about six months after Palpy died because it couldn't figure out how to get a new Emperor, and then proceeded to fuck itself up so bad it shrank to something like a third of its actual size, then had a massive civil war, then had a brief moment of competence when Thrawn came in, then fell apart again because they couldn't figure out how to replace Thrawn when he died, then got attacked and invaded by their old Emperor who got reincarnated and founded another Empire in the Deep Core, then ended up with a random bodyguard as the head of state somehow, and then fucked itself up again so bad it literally winked out of existence? Is that a stable state? All in something like ten years.
      All this is super old EU stuff too. The Empire's problem isn't that its evil, it's that it's a laughing stock.

    • @lucasahumada6913
      @lucasahumada6913 3 роки тому +27

      The empire fell apart because Palpatine died,but when he was alive he used his powers in the force to control his higher ups so he could stay in one place and control the entire galaxy more efficiently,and it worked,until he died,and there was no sith powerful enough nor officer high ranking enough to take his place

    • @lucasahumada6913
      @lucasahumada6913 3 роки тому +2

      @nick gur lol

    • @leroylewis1115
      @leroylewis1115 3 роки тому

      I know it is pretty randomly asking but does anyone know a good website to watch newly released movies online ?

    • @grahamwill7361
      @grahamwill7361 3 роки тому

      @Leroy Lewis Flixportal xD

  • @texan_commando
    @texan_commando 4 роки тому +85

    “The republic, will be reorganized, into the FIRST, GALACTIC, EMPIRE....for a safe and secure..society...” - Emperor Palpatine

  • @bazinga8203
    @bazinga8203 4 роки тому +419

    The Empire are unironically the good guys in Star Wars

    • @RealAgon
      @RealAgon 3 роки тому +21

      Just like in real life

    • @clarkstrange2142
      @clarkstrange2142 2 роки тому

      Blowing up planets full of millions of innocents isn’t associated with the good guys. Also it’s literally run by the Dark Side and the Sith, a particularly evil pair at that

    • @подэмерон
      @подэмерон 2 роки тому +1

      No

    • @seanwalters1977
      @seanwalters1977 2 роки тому +23

      Peace and stability in our time

    • @ThatCamel104
      @ThatCamel104 2 роки тому

      have we considered that the Rebel Alliance, a group of so called "protestors", are in fact looters and use violence to achieve their goals, unlike the Empire? The Rebels consistently go out of their way to murder faithful and law-abiding Imperial Citizens, and constantly virtue signal about how much they hate "slavery." Remember there's no Slavery in the Empire. Rational and intelligent Imperial scientists redefined the dated and corrupt sentientological conventions of the Old Republic. Wookiees, who are little more than shaggy droids on two legs, were once considered sentient. While they may show intelligence, their inability to use any form of language understandable by civilized human beings is proof of their lack of sentience. This is why they are better used as labor. Partly to pay off the debt which they owe the Empire for saving them during the Clone Wars, and partly because they must be civilized and raised to our Human standard.
      They claim that Alderaan was destroyed by the Empire, which is in fact true. Alderaan was a key source of Rebel sympathies, armaments, and ultimately funds. The traitorous Bail Organa and his daughter Leia Organa were both Rebel ringleaders, and the corruption went so deep that rebel cells operated without shame upon that world. Clearly the entire world was so deeply corrupt that it was impossible to rectify except through experimental and exceptional means. Naturally this meant the use of a battlestation designed to protect entire worlds from the Rebellion. The same Rebellion which seeks to return us to the times of corruption, decadence, and insanity, the times which destroyed the Republic and allowed the Empire to be born again in fire.
      There are of course rumors that the Emperor and his loyal lieutenant Darth Vader are Sith Lords. These rumors were invented by the Jedi, who, of course, caused the Sith in the first place. The inability of the Old Republic to effectively deal with the Sith in the most ancient days allowed Sith ideology and religion to fester. Thankfully it was through the Emperor Palpatine's enlightened stratagems that the Sith were actually defeated in the Clone Wars. It was revealed that they were manipulating both sides of the conflict. The Jedi, realizing that their Sith scapegoats were no longer causing a war, simply revolted and painted the Emperor as a Sith. Naturally it was inevitable that the Jedi would move on the Emperor who, in his wisdom, had convinced one Jedi loyal to his cause to help fight back against the rest of the Jedi. This Jedi, Anakin Skywalker, died a hero and a martyr for Imperial order, peace, and stability, slain by his own Jedi Master.
      Anyways, nothing happened on Ghorman in 18 BBY. Do NOT use the holonet to search for such things as the "Ghorman Massacre." Loyalty to the Empire!

  • @jamesmiller113
    @jamesmiller113 4 роки тому +98

    The fire rises, with a thin veneer of fiction

  • @Spystreak
    @Spystreak 4 роки тому +93

    Palpatine would have handled those Yuuzhan Vong bastards better than the New Republic did.

    • @allahuvonaugustera7895
      @allahuvonaugustera7895 3 роки тому +24

      The Death Star was meant to kill vong worldships.

    • @hyperiongm330
      @hyperiongm330 2 роки тому +2

      Anyone who didn't sit on their ass until it was too late to stop them from invading the Core Worlds could have to be entirely honest.

    • @dabeln1
      @dabeln1 Рік тому +3

      The eternal Yuuz

    • @world_first32
      @world_first32 Рік тому

      This not canon anymore

  • @bigbluebuttonman1137
    @bigbluebuttonman1137 4 роки тому +42

    I have a distinct feeling I know what this video is based off.
    I want that vid back. On YT.
    The aesthetic man...

  • @italianmapperchris3168
    @italianmapperchris3168 3 роки тому +29

    Remember that scene of the Mandalorian, where some people in a bar watched as the Death Star got blown up and the second after they were all killed by bandits. Really makes you think.

    • @Gwildor2020
      @Gwildor2020 2 роки тому +12

      At the end of Jedi they are all celebrating the huge Imperial defeat but don't realize that they are immediately going to be turned into slaves again as there will be no checks and balances against the Hutt cartel.

    • @Kazako83
      @Kazako83 Рік тому +1

      @@Gwildor2020 To be fair the “Checks and Balances” was more akin to the Russian Handling of Chechenya.
      They didn’t police or dismantle the Hutt Cartel, they merely kept them relatively obedient and used them for dirty work, Slavery was still allowed.

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave 4 роки тому +34

    Equity is the war cry of the inferior and I love it when they run

  • @ImperialsExplained
    @ImperialsExplained 4 роки тому +97

    Cool video! the Empire is so much more interesting than the Rebel Alliance. Glory to the Empire!

    • @edaran4032
      @edaran4032 2 роки тому +2

      Thanks for the post , I have discover your channel this way keep it up

    • @blorb32
      @blorb32 11 місяців тому +1

      So much *better* is the key word.

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 3 роки тому +40

    Good guy Palpatine, creating millions of jobs.

    • @Eric1-373
      @Eric1-373 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @Joe-bs6hd
      @Joe-bs6hd 2 роки тому

      when Emperor Palatine the "bad guy" created more jobs, gave the people security, and stability more so than the "good guy" president biden ever could.

    • @ZERO9630
      @ZERO9630 2 роки тому +1

      _evil laugh_

    • @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong
      @SithEmpiredidnothingwrong 5 місяців тому +1

      But on the other hand, he eliminated millions of jobs when Alderaan got destroyed.
      Although our beloved Emperor also eliminated unemployment on Alderaan so... he is a good guy.

    • @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest
      @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest 10 днів тому

      ​@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong he eliminated a theoretically equal amount of people, and considering that Alderaan most likely had unemployed people, he actually slightly improved the jobs/people ratio. Long live the Emperor!

  • @balkan2097
    @balkan2097 5 років тому +71

    Me and the boys hanging wookies

    • @balkan2097
      @balkan2097 3 роки тому +2

      @Solve Everything yep

    • @balkan2097
      @balkan2097 3 роки тому +7

      @E. Ray Sirhead Very interesting did you know they also have smaller brains on average than the average human?
      Wooks didn't even invent the wheel before the republic

    • @darthheisenberg5983
      @darthheisenberg5983 2 роки тому

      @@balkan2097 still better than geonigs.

  • @przsoi
    @przsoi 3 роки тому +42

    I would only like to say one thing -
    Long Live The Empire!

  • @biggzdiggz8682
    @biggzdiggz8682 3 роки тому +24

    For Empire and Emperor.

  • @peter-8483
    @peter-8483 3 роки тому +10

    This was the future they took away froim us, never forget.

  • @hatchetmouth8211
    @hatchetmouth8211 4 роки тому +33

    Who remembers when this was accompanied by a video of World War 2 behind enemy lines?

  • @yukihanako5875
    @yukihanako5875 5 років тому +47

    Empire above all! Keep up the good work!

  • @xGarrusV
    @xGarrusV 5 років тому +57

    These montages are honestly dope. First one I saw was the behemoth palpwave over a week ago and now I’m hooked lol, super cool to see another upload so soon after!

  • @blechkopp1632
    @blechkopp1632 4 роки тому +30

    Based and Palp-pilled.

  • @Dazeylo
    @Dazeylo 4 роки тому +18

    The music with that slow pan down at 1:34 niceee. You should make more of these, always nice to see something about the empire and it’s troopers once in a while.

  • @juliendebucarest
    @juliendebucarest 4 роки тому +13

    oh, it's beautiful.

  • @2Axiom
    @2Axiom 5 років тому +21

    Damn man, these are really good

  • @generaljackripper666
    @generaljackripper666 3 роки тому +9

    "But the Empire committed so many atrocities." "Well I think you should just admit that Base Delta Zero doesn't just fall from the sky."

    • @hamster_4814
      @hamster_4814 2 роки тому

      "That 'Base Delta Zero' initiative the Rebels keep talking about? That alleged 'total extermination of a target population'? Don't believe it. It's a military code phrase, and it means BRINGING PEACE AND SECURITY TO OUR NEW EMPIRE. It's completely based."

  • @andychrist2922
    @andychrist2922 2 роки тому +3

    Love this Perturbator track.

  • @Alfa_IV
    @Alfa_IV Рік тому +4

    Long Live The Empire!

  • @magusscythian
    @magusscythian 2 роки тому +4

    The infinite greatness of the Empire

  • @WesleyKwong
    @WesleyKwong 5 років тому +15

    ♥️ only the finest content !!!

  • @JonnyHorseman
    @JonnyHorseman 4 роки тому +21

    >there will never be an "Imperial Commando" game
    Why even live.

  • @MechanizedJoe
    @MechanizedJoe 5 років тому +10

    Amazing! Me and my freinds love the palp wave man you do great work!

  • @EuropaMann88
    @EuropaMann88 4 роки тому +5

    Heaven

  • @botgod6264
    @botgod6264 3 роки тому +4

    This moon is a science vessel! An observation post, of your doom!

  • @knightsgcarchive1740
    @knightsgcarchive1740 4 роки тому +10

    Based

  • @josefkreuzburg3819
    @josefkreuzburg3819 3 роки тому +4

    Stormtropers the silent elite.

  • @AaaBbb-ml4eu
    @AaaBbb-ml4eu 4 роки тому +4

    No words..

  • @dislike7039
    @dislike7039 2 роки тому +6

    Amazing!

  • @Dr.Strangelove.
    @Dr.Strangelove. 4 роки тому +11

    join at the next recruitment bureau near your galaxy

  • @darthheisenberg5983
    @darthheisenberg5983 Рік тому +2

    Tarkin diaries and the day of the death star.

  • @B82-z7c
    @B82-z7c Рік тому +2

    Long live the Empire

  • @miteenpullover9190
    @miteenpullover9190 4 роки тому +5

    Awesome!

  • @nazgul0ne
    @nazgul0ne 3 роки тому +9

    Wherever I go I also must spread Pax Imperivm

  • @tommysoliz3064
    @tommysoliz3064 3 роки тому +4

    Based asf

  • @alexpetrovich85
    @alexpetrovich85 4 роки тому +6

    good shit

  • @redrickschuchart6425
    @redrickschuchart6425 3 роки тому +5

    Всегда был за Империю)

  • @abzlore9640
    @abzlore9640 5 років тому +13

    Одобрено КосНоп!

  • @restinpeperoni283
    @restinpeperoni283 4 роки тому +9

    #palpatinedidnothingwrong

  • @jackykennedy416
    @jackykennedy416 3 роки тому +4

    I L O V E D E M O C R A C Y

  • @ZeusAmun-pt9dc
    @ZeusAmun-pt9dc 9 місяців тому

    Palpwave I love it

  • @spencer3948
    @spencer3948 5 років тому +1

    This guy makes really cool videos

  • @matteobrandl3381
    @matteobrandl3381 Рік тому +2

    based☠🤘

  • @Артьемъ
    @Артьемъ 5 років тому +8

    Во славу империи

  • @abzalamangos2049
    @abzalamangos2049 5 років тому +3

    Найссс

  • @opusmagnumpc
    @opusmagnumpc 4 роки тому +4

    Hey! Love the video. One of the best Vaporwave video mixes out here. Watching it at least 10 times a day haha. Could you tell me what the scene in 0:34 is from? Thanks and keep up the great work.

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  4 роки тому

      Hello, based platonist friend, glad you like it! About that scene - its from The Force Unleashed 2, Cato Neimodia level.

  • @ZERO9630
    @ZERO9630 2 роки тому

    The dark side of the force is not afraid of the force

  • @Basedlocation
    @Basedlocation Рік тому +1

    0:32 casually walking around with mg34

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 3 роки тому +2

    Fear will keep the locals in line.
    Proud of being imperial and based will ensure loyalty to the rest.

  • @bean_289
    @bean_289 3 роки тому +1

    Original trilogy = best trilogy

  • @Basedlocation
    @Basedlocation Рік тому +4

    Soon brother

  • @synthwavesmatter8466
    @synthwavesmatter8466 2 роки тому +1

    Wtf I love the darkside now

  • @thesamstone327
    @thesamstone327 4 роки тому +4

    I love that 90s VHS look! How did you get that?

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  4 роки тому +3

      Hello, much thanks! And we are so sorry for keeping your question unanswered for a long time. The effect was resulted in combination of RGB shift + technocolors filter in Shotcut (you can do it in other edit program). Above all we put this video in 15% transparency: ua-cam.com/video/ilJoqPCCwlo/v-deo.html

  • @davidcate8855
    @davidcate8855 4 роки тому +1

    Kandosii sa ka'rta, Vode An.
    Coruscanta a'den mhi, Vode An.

  • @Longlivetheempire.
    @Longlivetheempire. Рік тому

    Long live the empire

  • @MrSolus-ls6us
    @MrSolus-ls6us 2 роки тому +6

    The Empire did nothing wrong.

  • @whitemale2230
    @whitemale2230 4 роки тому +3

    Sheev

  • @takedashingen1
    @takedashingen1 2 роки тому +1

    empiredidnotfingwrong

  • @2Axiom
    @2Axiom 4 роки тому +2

    any plans for new videos?

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  4 роки тому +2

      Our sincerest apologies, but not yet

    • @2Axiom
      @2Axiom 4 роки тому +1

      no don't worry, I was just curious

  • @AmericanUnionState1824
    @AmericanUnionState1824 3 роки тому +2

    Glory to the Empire

  • @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis
    @Sir_Gugharde_Wuglis 3 роки тому +1

    Just don’t ask about that time this empire lost to teddy bears…

  • @jaypea30
    @jaypea30 4 роки тому +2

    Best in 144p

  • @trekkiepro
    @trekkiepro 3 роки тому +4

    Missing at least six zeros on the view counter, imo.

  • @hobbykray
    @hobbykray 2 роки тому

    Where the bombers at 2:00 are taken from?

  • @metalgear6531
    @metalgear6531 2 роки тому

    >Palpwave
    >Not Sheevwave
    What a wasted opportunity

  • @ggpvbarbosa
    @ggpvbarbosa 5 років тому +3

    Can I get a link to the poster of the imperial officer next to a stormtrooper you used between 1:33 and 1:35 fam?

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  5 років тому +3

      Sure. Its a propaganda poster from Rebels show, called "if the headgear fits - wear it"
      starwars.fandom.com/wiki/If_the_Headgear_Fits

  • @johnnysilverhand8832
    @johnnysilverhand8832 8 місяців тому

    greetings from coruscant city
    this song goes very hard
    i hate the jedi so much it's unreal

  • @TheAdeptusArchives2
    @TheAdeptusArchives2 2 роки тому +4

    The Empire wasn't good. But at least it did a better job at being everywhere ether oppressing or maintaining order instead of existing only in the galactic core until a force large enough scared them off their chairs and into combat. The Empire wasn't the best but it could have been a start.

  • @KMakoENVtuber
    @KMakoENVtuber Місяць тому

    Just remember: Clerks was right about Rebel Scum

  • @RealAgon
    @RealAgon 3 роки тому

    I AM THE SENATE

  • @McdonnelDouglasMcarthur
    @McdonnelDouglasMcarthur Рік тому +1

    *I love Democracy i love the Republic.*

  • @RavusNox-z5i
    @RavusNox-z5i 2 роки тому +4

    Space Germany.

  • @thecryptickeeper2163
    @thecryptickeeper2163 Рік тому +4

    Empire did nothing wrong, trying to make the galaxy a safer place and stop those rebel terrorists

  • @подэмерон
    @подэмерон 2 роки тому

    So much evil guys in comments

  • @redcobalt5008
    @redcobalt5008 2 роки тому

    жаль штурмовики умеют лишь пафосно ходить, а не стрелять

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  2 роки тому

      Плохо стреляют лишь в отдельных моментах фильмов, обусловленных законами жанра. На Звезде смерти им вообще приказали не убивать героев.
      А по лору это элитные солдаты, устрашающие своей выучкой всю галактику. Вспомните, что сказал о них Оби-Ван в 4-м эпизоде: "мало кто так точен как имперские штурмовики". А ведь это ветеран войн клонов, видавший виды

  • @TrollHiddenCave
    @TrollHiddenCave 4 роки тому

    This would be a lot better though if it was based on Sauron Lord of the Rings is way better than Star Wars

    • @imperialdacha2939
      @imperialdacha2939  4 роки тому +6

      Tolkien's Legendarium is more classic thing, i'd say. And based on 100x times more conservative morale than Star Wars (even if we consider the Expanded Universe). Sauron is an amazing villain, clearly gives the antichrist vibe, but he didn't have all fashy aesthetics that Empire did.

    • @gizka6816
      @gizka6816 3 роки тому

      @@imperialdacha2939 I think what you're looking for is the Saruman pill

  • @sams9647
    @sams9647 2 роки тому +2

    This is too powerful

  • @ANobodyatall
    @ANobodyatall Місяць тому

    Long live The Empire!

  • @finnneganfox
    @finnneganfox Рік тому

    Long live the Empire