He's got a point though. You need to keep the vampires away with the garlic. Seriously, garlic is good for you. Don't eat 30 pounds. 1-2 cloves. You don't want the food to taste like garlic. You done fked it up if you do that. Moderation.
Why is my food making device burning me? I was to understand you put stuff in and get food. He's an alien, or a really no common sense person who can relate to people and struck at the right time. So he's an alien, should I get out the camcorder?
This is literally just becoming an anime. Charlie is a long haired, short, cliche heroine character that can’t cook an is afraid of bugs (at least cockroaches). And he is accompanied by a multitude of colorful supporting characters.
The scariest part is I can't tell if Charlie is meming or if he's actually this inept in the kitchen. If he didn't have Tiana, this man would live off of fast food.
Yeah I don't want to believe that anyone is really THAT bad at cooking even the simplest things. But then again his friends and girlfriend don't seem to be surprised at all...
I don't think y'all realize that a lot of people never learn to cook lol. They survive off frozen prepackaged food that you just throw on the stove and/or microwave or fast food. It's sad but it's true
@@escapedcops08 fossil can mean outdated. outdated food means people wont eat it anymore, that it is not edible. He's saying the food is so "outdated" that the dog won't even eat it. Do you know what the word "fossil" means?
@@delta.1295 tbf, do you really think Jesus needed to cook? I'm sure he could just will some southern style rib eye from rocks or some shit when he wanted
imagine fuckin being good at commenting but only that not having good comments no just being a bot that finds a new video for you type a quarter assed comment on with no value
Charlie is like every Kitchen Nightmare chef ever. He makes an affront to god, gets criticism, and just says "well I think it smells good, I dunno what they're talking about"
Is someone in Matt's family on staff with the Lightning or something? In the skating video they were at the Lightning practice/backup rink and last year Charlie got a picture with the Cup, Killorn, and Vasilevskiy.
@@tommyrobinsin5578 yes, yes. But did you know that The man couldn’t bear the pain any longer. He couldn’t feel his male genitalia, but at the same time it felt like pins and needles were poking his entire lower body. And then his man part exploded. Pee part bits flew everywhere! Relatives screamed. Friends vomited. Children cried. Wife fainted. And a somewhat healthy baby was born.
I love when he showed the chicken was simultaneously burnt and raw. I see Charlie’s genius unfolding right before my eyes. It's unadulterated creativity transferred into this godly work of art that only true intellectuals can understand. Brilliant.
Same I genuinely wondered that as well. The way he just constantly keeps doing the most brain dead things while saying he doesn't know what he's doing wrong makes me lose braincells.
@@shoobzy3431 I'm starting to think he's just doing it for content cause you have be some next level dumbass to repeat the same simple mistake. Its just so unnatural. I love watching Charlie's vids but these type of videos are just sad.
I love how people are like, "I don't know what went wrong" when something burns on the stove top. While it was burning, you had 2 variables. Temperature and time. Turn the heat down and just cook it for longer, omg.
Charlie: _Cracks two eggs into the sink_ Gordon Ramsay: *I feel a great disturbance in the force* for not having thought of this innovative technique before
In his defense, it does require some basic knowledge of how things work. Its chemistry basically, so its pretty easy to mess up steps if they don't entirely occur to you.
I like how he just turned that tomato sauce into a charcoal briquette chip, just to give that chicken more of that caramelized flavor. Truly Charlie knows how to take the culinary art up a notch at it's finest.
I honestly hate every second of this video. I’ve made chicken parm a lot cause it’s one of my favorite dishes. He didn’t even put breadcrumbs on it. The fucking 3 garlic cloves in the sauce also caused me physical pain.
@@wafflecon6029 I was going to criticize your "3 cloves of garlic" comment......until I saw he just put some of the cloves in WHOLE......my pure holy chef soul.....i feel it crumbling away 😵💀😵💀
Cooking with Jack: level 100 boss gatekeeper of cooking Kay's cooking: last level 1000 legendary godlike boss of cooking Charlie: it's time to face the Gods to train into the shadows and unleash my secret weapon at the right time
Charlie is just trying to become the ultimate cook like in that anime I've only seen 5 minutes of, Food Wars, I think. My friend showed me a scene from it and the sounds coming from it made me tell him to turn it off so my roommate wouldn't think we were watching inappropriate things in my room
I’m so used to seeing Charlie in a white T-Shirt… but I can NOT for the life of me stop staring at those white 2005 basketball shorts 🤣 this is truly evolution at its finest
I wonder how long it took charlie to realize there was a kitchen in his house. Step one get house, step 2 fill one room with plastic balls, step 3 set up game room and streaming command center...and done. 6 months later wanders downstairs and is like "holy shit this must be where people do those cooking streams"
At 10:12 the chicken looks like something out of the prehistoric era, it looks like a plant so venomous it would kill 10 mammoths in a minute, its like if venom symbiotes started making colorful patterns to attract their victims
“I’m tired of people shitting on my cooking”
Proceeds to crack egg into a sink twice and make coal
Truely a wonder cook am i right?
@@serbiancountryball3024
Yup 10/10
the shell is the only part you need.
Actually confuses me how whenever Charlie enters a kitchen actual disaster ensues
Still proves his point because this is the TRUE delicacy and revolution of the definition of fine culinary dining as Jesus himself made this
Charlie cracking an egg and instantly dumping the contents into the sink is a good summary of his cooking skills
The fact that it happened not one, but two times is mindblowing to me
@@thelobo625 and the fact that he'd probably try a third time if he wasn't pushed to do it normal.
More like you've seen it all at this point, I humbly hope he improves
Charlie’s kitchen is like an actual warzone at this point
Warzone lets gooo i like warzone haha
@@tommyrobinsin5578 L
@HarkMollis you must be someone who can’t use non meta guns
He's got a point though. You need to keep the vampires away with the garlic. Seriously, garlic is good for you. Don't eat 30 pounds. 1-2 cloves. You don't want the food to taste like garlic. You done fked it up if you do that. Moderation.
We should have Charlie and Kay do a master bake off
I’m glad to see Charlie utilized everything he learned from Kay’s kitchen.
Amazing comment hahaha
Bruh😭😭
but where's minced meat
cursed xD
@@drganja3917 there are moments that Kay doesn’t use minced me
Charlie: I don't understand. I did everything by the book.
The book: *Fahrenheit 451*
way to call out which book.
@@OmniscientWarrior ya know the book
@@OmniscientWarrior book
It was a pleasure to burn!
@@OmniscientWarrior book
Charlie walks into kitchen:
"I've never seen this facility in my life"
Dam
I have no memory of this place
rich people
@@Yellow.1844 ???
@@Yellow.1844 I don't think that was the point of the joke
The only reason I can watch this video somewhat stress free, is knowing there’s at least 4 people monitoring him
There's also a dog, and personally I feel as if that is adding another element of surprise.
or it's just a dog
@@GamersAtFault That dog means a lot to John Wick here so you're onto something
“I don’t cook, I create”
Jesus Christ
I read this the second he said it in the video 😂
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."
- Hairy-chested Jeff Goldblum
Literally
Is that a quote or a reaction.
Then fcking create goddamn food
Charlie cant possibly 100% every side quest. He's bound to fail some.
Only the cooking ones
Inconceivable. The quest failed him.
he failed the height quest. completed low bodyfat and no recessive hairline quest tho.
It's the Charisma checks, my dude.
you dare suggest this is one of them??
I like how Matt knows Charlie's kitchen even better than he does
This needs more likes
Tiana's kitchen*
kinda worried Matt knows a little too much. I get a Charlie's gf cheating on him with Matt vibe. Idk why.. . 😥
@@MrDrokstaaf 😐
@@MrDrokstaaf i dont think thats the case Charlie isnt stupid
there's nothing more hard in life than stopping yourself from helping a friend terrible at cooking, its torture lolll
@Verified Comment Police 🤨
@Verified Comment Police lmao someones mad
@Verified Comment Police Respect the grind but calm down
@Verified Comment Police keep going buddy
@Verified Comment Police they're comments are usually still funny, and definitely more funnier than yours.
I feel like you are missing an important step
I wonder if charcoal will sausage 🤔
now you need to make a sausage out of charlie’s chicken parm
Needs mayonnaise
@@cavecanem1741 he tried that before with charlie and he didn’t like it
@@ilikefood1609 link?
Summary:
He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
@hv a gooday did i ask
he’s very, very confused, but he’s got the spirit
Why is my food making device burning me? I was to understand you put stuff in and get food.
He's an alien, or a really no common sense person who can relate to people and struck at the right time.
So he's an alien, should I get out the camcorder?
A little confused? He cracked an egg directly into his sink. Hes more than a little
This is literally just becoming an anime. Charlie is a long haired, short, cliche heroine character that can’t cook an is afraid of bugs (at least cockroaches). And he is accompanied by a multitude of colorful supporting characters.
He even made Mystery Food X on his first attempt
The scariest part is I can't tell if Charlie is meming or if he's actually this inept in the kitchen. If he didn't have Tiana, this man would live off of fast food.
Yeah I don't want to believe that anyone is really THAT bad at cooking even the simplest things. But then again his friends and girlfriend don't seem to be surprised at all...
I don't think y'all realize that a lot of people never learn to cook lol. They survive off frozen prepackaged food that you just throw on the stove and/or microwave or fast food. It's sad but it's true
@TiddyBlaster this reads like a sponsorship lmao.
@@spaghettigal felt this. My jimmy dean croissant is really good though 🏃♂️
Pretty sure the man has straight up said that neither of them cook before.
This dude literally created a homemade fossil that his dog won’t even eat
I'm pretty sure you and 179 people don't know what the word "fossil" means.
@@escapedcops08 idk man, seems like a joke to me... Just saying, dont be that guy
@@escapedcops08 man shut up you probably still in 4th grade trying to act smart
@@escapedcops08 fossil can mean outdated. outdated food means people wont eat it anymore, that it is not edible. He's saying the food is so "outdated" that the dog won't even eat it. Do you know what the word "fossil" means?
@@escapedcops08 Learn to not take everything seriously
Charlie basically: "I went into the kitchen and it was a disaster."
These ppl above me are a disaster
True
@@serbiancountryball3024 I couldn't agree more
@@tommyrobinsin5578 I think someone who uses a building block format is actually more likely
Yoooo your name and pfp are a reference to the green kingdom album, very cool bro chill album
I don't fucking understand how charlie survived his whole life with those skills
Parents and Tiana.
he didnt survive, he simply denied death
he has tiana with him
He’s just following the meme, I really doubt he’s that bad at cooking. He’s Jesus!
@@delta.1295 tbf, do you really think Jesus needed to cook? I'm sure he could just will some southern style rib eye from rocks or some shit when he wanted
Imagine if Gordon Ramsay watched this shit go down
oh my god its the guy that doesnt have a mustache
😐
imagine fuckin being good at commenting but only that not having good comments no just being a bot that finds a new video for you type a quarter assed comment on with no value
why do i see you every where
He would have an aneurysm and a stroke at the same time.
Charlie is like every Kitchen Nightmare chef ever. He makes an affront to god, gets criticism, and just says "well I think it smells good, I dunno what they're talking about"
To be fair, the "idk what you're talking about smell great" is mostly for the meme.
“I don’t cook. I create.”
*Jesus has spoken*
Bust out the five loaves and two fishes
Read this right when he said it
I feel like Charlie has 98% white shirts, while Matt has 98% Lightning gear
Accurate
True
Is someone in Matt's family on staff with the Lightning or something? In the skating video they were at the Lightning practice/backup rink and last year Charlie got a picture with the Cup, Killorn, and Vasilevskiy.
@@popkornking They're just big fans and have a company and influencer power behind them.
@@popkornking Charlie has a picture with the Cup???? I must see this!!
I swear, everyone that is next to Charlie is always taller than him.
It’s just the man bun.
OOF
@@tommyrobinsin5578 yes, yes. But did you know that The man couldn’t bear the pain any longer. He couldn’t feel his male genitalia, but at the same time it felt like pins and needles were poking his entire lower body.
And then his man part exploded. Pee part bits flew everywhere! Relatives screamed. Friends vomited. Children cried. Wife fainted. And a somewhat healthy baby was born.
He’s 5’6, so the chances are pretty high
I mean he and Tiana are like basically the same height whenever I see them together in a video
Jesus is so powerful, he breaks down complex chains of protein into it's most basic elemental forms. Such as charcoal.
our savior turned chicken parm into a sunny side up aged egg
I love when he showed the chicken was simultaneously burnt and raw. I see Charlie’s genius unfolding right before my eyes. It's unadulterated creativity transferred into this godly work of art that only true intellectuals can understand. Brilliant.
This man has a kitchen bigger than I could ever have but it's only used for microwaving zap'ems
And somehow burning them
He also microwaves Totino's Party Pizzas.
And it's a microwave that he can barely reach
You’ll have a kitchen at least that big one day Kevin
@great day why?
It's always: "I tried to make *blank* and it was a disaster"
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even watching them cut fruits for the tier list video was .. an experience
Charlie is obviously in fear that Matt could've brought a paintball gun.
Starting to think Charlie should consider that Hello Fresh for his own sake.
he'd fuck that up too
“If you can get past the taste of it, it’s pretty good.” Lmao
I love how he Shrunk himself to about Tiana's height to make her feel better.
Nah he was always just that small and Tiana chopped her ankles off to compensate for him
@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Im a year late but LMFAOOOOOOOOO
Charlie has been cursed with Kay's cooking.
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at this point kay is the better cook
Kay is way better lol 😂
@@theonlyricky Whoops ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -✨
At this point we should have them compete in a bake-off to determine who is the best cook
Charlie: Makes fun if kays cooking because it looks terrible.
Charlie: Also makes terrible food
"You've become the very thing you swore to destroy"
charlie just simply learned from the best
It's like it's Charlie's first time cooking every single time he cooks anything
I love charlies dog acting like its genuinely listening around 5:50 and several other points, cute lol
How charlie managed to feed himself prior to youtube, is ANYONE'S guess
he started youtube at 13, his mom fed him xD
Like i did, noodles, toast, KD, pizza pockets. etc
Beef jerky
Breakfast, toast, cornflakes?
His mom, then his girlfriend. So he's basically our average white dude
I'm not sure if he's just doing this for content or his cooking is legitimately pathetic.
A little bit of both
The ignorance is real. The willfullness is for content.
Same I genuinely wondered that as well. The way he just constantly keeps doing the most brain dead things while saying he doesn't know what he's doing wrong makes me lose braincells.
@@shoobzy3431 I'm starting to think he's just doing it for content cause you have be some next level dumbass to repeat the same simple mistake. Its just so unnatural. I love watching Charlie's vids but these type of videos are just sad.
he was up 24hours in the stream beforehand tbf
“It’s not bad”
*immediately spits it out*
He was at the urge of puking
"I do not trust that" 14:35
That dog walked around the kitchen atleast 20 times and still couldn’t tell what the hell was going on lmao
I love watching Matt slowly fixing the sauce in the background while Charlie eats the chicken
The reason Charlie is qualified to rate and judge other people's bad cooking, is because he himself is the God of terrible food.
Only real know real
is that he*
He knows it when he sees it
Its funny because he's even worse than Cooking with Kay
I’d love to see Charlie cooking with Babish. The monotone voices to could destroy the universe
Lmao he probably would make it like Charlie did with his ingredients but make it look good burnt sauce and everything would taste good lol
He's not used to cooking because he's used to turning seven loaves of bread and a few fish to feed thousands instead.
Hahaha Charlie Jesus
Not enough mayonnaise, we’ve seen enough UA-cam chefs to know that was a problem
Charlie - the only man who needs an army to hold his hand through cooking.
He should do a "Cooking with Charlie" series where he tries to get better at cooking
Ah, our favourite caveman Jesus is back to putting his chicken to the flames.
Ah yes, another big chungus ultra funny Jesus joke
Shame on you! It was a sacrificial chicken
@@dorkknight7225 You must be fun at parties.
Mankind fears two things:
- Death.
- Charlie in the kitchen.
"I don't cook, I create."
Puppy in the background: "what's happening to the chimken"
My man has been taking notes from Kay, the Goddess of cuisine.
I can already see the headline;
"Florida man accidently poisons all his friends and loved ones whilst trying to cook chicken for his online audience"
I love how people are like, "I don't know what went wrong" when something burns on the stove top.
While it was burning, you had 2 variables. Temperature and time. Turn the heat down and just cook it for longer, omg.
Imagine that !
My god, imagine waiting for your food to cook...
Watching Charlie crack an egg into the sink is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time
Charlie's unwavering confidence is an art form.
Charlie: _Cracks two eggs into the sink_
Gordon Ramsay: *I feel a great disturbance in the force* for not having thought of this innovative technique before
This is the man who laughs at Kays cooking.
Don't worry people, this blessed chicken will resurrect in 3 days time.
He died for our sins praise be chicken run
Nice
@@thelazaruspit3785 username checks out
Especially cause its raw
Yes, and it will bring about the end times.
Actor, scientist, writer, musician, sharpshooter, and now a chef?! Charlie is a jack of all trades and master of all.
Charlie doesn't just not know how to cook, he literally has no cooking logic.
He litterally cracked an egg directly into his sink. Twice
@@dodowithacamera797 something I'd do ngl
In his defense, it does require some basic knowledge of how things work. Its chemistry basically, so its pretty easy to mess up steps if they don't entirely occur to you.
If Matt and Tiana weren't such good parents Charlie would be completely helpless.
And Andrew is the cool uncle
He's got real homies, boy what an envy.
I like how he just turned that tomato sauce into a charcoal briquette chip, just to give that chicken more of that caramelized flavor. Truly Charlie knows how to take the culinary art up a notch at it's finest.
“This isn’t chicken parm, it’s a war crime!” I don’t know why but that line made me laugh lol
Not parm, hand nothing.
Because it was funny?
It sounds like the title to a Panic! At the Disco song
@@doecheldorf damn….. did you figure that one out all by yourself?
@@allengainzmma At least he figured it out 🤷🏽♂️
6:39 - the most manly battle cry
12:18 matt in the back trying to fix the sauce like the rat in ratatouille
Charlie is secretly Kay from Kay's Cooking when he's not in his homeless Keanu Reeves costume.
This
Who guessed that the guy mocking salad on a burger would mess up while cooking... seems everyone is a critic so anyone can be criticized
Lol
Lettuce on burgers is a warcrime
@drew scrivers it's all done in the name of entertainment
@@omaru-san it needs to be fresh and crispy and helps balance out the dish
Fuck lettuce on burger
It's like watching your sims character learn there first cooking skill.
4:47 Rolling down in the deep
I love the arc of Charlie battling the bug. Shows his true courage and bravery during conflicts.
As a cook who has made literally hundreds of Parms this is so painful
I honestly hate every second of this video. I’ve made chicken parm a lot cause it’s one of my favorite dishes. He didn’t even put breadcrumbs on it. The fucking 3 garlic cloves in the sauce also caused me physical pain.
wtf is parm
I swear these cooking videos have to be satire lmfao.
OGWoWfiend999 I know but it still hurts
@@wafflecon6029 I was going to criticize your "3 cloves of garlic" comment......until I saw he just put some of the cloves in WHOLE......my pure holy chef soul.....i feel it crumbling away 😵💀😵💀
Cooking with Jack: level 100 boss gatekeeper of cooking
Kay's cooking: last level 1000 legendary godlike boss of cooking
Charlie: it's time to face the Gods to train into the shadows and unleash my secret weapon at the right time
Your wrong, there’s not enough Mayo on it.
Charlie is just trying to become the ultimate cook like in that anime I've only seen 5 minutes of, Food Wars, I think. My friend showed me a scene from it and the sounds coming from it made me tell him to turn it off so my roommate wouldn't think we were watching inappropriate things in my room
@@bone-thief um ok lol
I’m so used to seeing Charlie in a white T-Shirt… but I can NOT for the life of me stop staring at those white 2005 basketball shorts 🤣 this is truly evolution at its finest
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LOL now i cant unsee it
True evolution at its peak
“I’m tired of people shitting on my cooking”
*Drops half a stick of butter into sauce*
Ramey jr: what’s wrong dad?
Gordon: I feel a disturbance
Charlie really could’ve used Louis Weisz’s chicken slapper.
876
Even with Matt as his sous chef messing everything up Charlie was able to create a culinary masterpiece
I wonder how long it took charlie to realize there was a kitchen in his house. Step one get house, step 2 fill one room with plastic balls, step 3 set up game room and streaming command center...and done. 6 months later wanders downstairs and is like "holy shit this must be where people do those cooking streams"
keep in mind: every master was once a beginner
apart from Charlie, he'll stay at beginner level forever
How does this have so little likes, this was hilarious.
He forgot...
THE 2 HEAPING SPOON FULLS OF MAYONNAISE MENT FOR ALL RECIPES
This was why Jesus had fish and bread instead of chicken
He will keep trying till he burns up his whole kitchen.
This man has clearly min maxed everything into YouTubing/streaming and left all other skills low
Every time I fail at cooking something I just always remember that at least I’m not as bad as Charlie
At 10:12 the chicken looks like something out of the prehistoric era, it looks like a plant so venomous it would kill 10 mammoths in a minute, its like if venom symbiotes started making colorful patterns to attract their victims
Its the actual "man-eating orchid" from nirvana's song heart shaped box
"It tastes like it was on the grill somehow"
Ah yes. When your dad takes a nap while grilling meat.
Charlie "I did everything by the book" has the stove on 2 thousand degrees🤦🏽😂
"I'm so tired of ppl shitting on my cooking" famous last words...
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These bots above me dont even deserve famous last words
It gets me Every time Matt looks at the camera and lets out a quiet laugh any time Charlie does/says anything totally out there
It's nice to see Charlie following in the footsteps of famous youtube chefs like Kays Cooking and Cooking with Jack Show.
Kay's cooking channel moments in there.
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there should be a child's gate to keep charlie locked away from the kitchen
"If you really want heat I have sriracha"
Ah yes, the Ketchup of hot condiments.
When he cracked the yolk into the sink, I laughed so hard I had tears In my eyes.
How is it that everything these 2 cook is somehow always worthy of a video
“If you can get passed the taste of it, it’s actually pretty good”
Good to k ow i can cook better than Jesus Christ himself, real confidence booster
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K O W
"K ow i" But yes, you are correct
Ah yes egg shells, the most important ingredient
Yep
@@tommyrobinsin5578 stfu
7:43 I thought they were screaming at Charlie because he was about to either kill them, or was doing something UNGODLY stupid...
14:12
Charlie is looking up as Andrew like a kid looking at his dad for approval