The Rings of Power Episode 5 REVIEW | An Unmidigated DISASTER
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2022
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Galadriel was so loved, that Gimli asked for only ONE strand of her hair. This "Guyladriel" makes you want her entire head on a pike!
I absolutely despise her.
I'm sure you know better, but don't trust that comment above me. It's BS, 100%.
And the rest of her body put in one of thoses hanging cages
At least it would be useful for feeding the crows
In fact I think all the actors in this shit show should suffer the same fate as they too are so likeable
@@Quazi-moto Yea I know. I didn't even give it a second thought. But unfortunately some have fallen for it. You'd think these creators could do something about it, since the comment uses the creator's channel image. But Thanks for the Head's Up.
I wouldn't even want her severed head, imagine the screwed up expression on her face
We are at that point as a society where I respect Peter Jackson for not wanting to use an authors life work as a platform for himself. Should be the norm, definitely is not.
@CanisMalus because they were lame? Or did he put his own politics in it? I'm serious. I'm curious. The Hobbit series was like watching the Star Wars Prequels....not as good as it's predecessors, but meh
Until you see the hobbit trilogy which was so 💩
@CanisMalus The Hobbit was a boring book. At least it was still true to Middle Earth.
@CanisMalus The production of The Hobbit movies was an absolute shitshow behind the scenes. Peter Jackson wasn't even supposed to direct, Guillermo del Toro was the original director/writer but he left after WB (who had in the meantime bought New Line Cinema) started their usual fuckery.
WB then basically coerced Jackson to make 3 movies, instead of the 2 which were planned, but without giving him more time for the production! They also did their usual studio interference and didn't paid the production crew their salary, which caused a strike mid-production.
Peter Jackson has stated since, that he regrets making these movies and that their production was the worst experience he had as a filmmaker.
@@indomiepanggang4258 Didn't Peter just want to make it a 1 or 2 parter though,but the studio meddled and insited on a trilogy?
Pretty sure they interfered at nearly every other turn in those movies too...
The way Isildur 'earned' his position is how the writers 'earned' their job
Tale of the tape: J. R. R. Tolkien - Served with distinction during WWI, got Trench Fever and was totally messed up for several years, a God Damn hero. He is the "father" of Modern Day Fantasy. A great Academic career and poet. JD Payne - Uncredited work on Star Trek Beyond, Rangs of Power. Patrick Mckay - Uncredited work on Star Trek Beyond, Rangs of Power. KO 1st Round, Winner, Tolkien. And these clowns have the audacity to change Tolkien's work for a "modern" day audience. GTFO.
The father of modern day fantasy is George MacDonald. Both Lewis and Tolkien admitted their debt.
Tolkien is still the father. It's about the level of influence and impact. Every significant person ever was inspired or influenced in some way by someone else, for better or worse.
But Tolkien by FAR had the biggest influence on modern fantasy. That's no disrespect to the author you mentioned, but the mere fact that I can't remember his name without checking your comment is evidence of that point.
@@mattg5791 Well don't that make George MacDonald the father still? He made an impact on Tolkien the same way Metropolis made an impact on sci-fi movies, and yet a lot of people don't know about it. I didn't know about Tolkien till the Jackson series. Maybe a lot tried to replicate the formula because of it's financial succes or for other reasons... Popularity is not an argument for influence.
Squid Game is very popular, but is heavenly influence by Kaiji, who a lot of people don't even heard of.
rangs n tangs 4 powful kangs
@@eduardmanecuta5350 on the contrary, it is by popularity through which one has influence, one way anyway. If I told people to eat cheese everyday to lose weight, I'd be scoffed at but I can guarantee if Ariana grande said the same cheese would be out of stock everywhere
I know tons of people are saying it but, it's absolutely true: these reviews are FAR more entertaining than the actual show.
Im hooked on each episode. ( still havn't seen the show ) also wont see it
It is hysterical seeing you utter losers obsess about this show-not understanding the publicity you generate makes SO much money. There's a good chance that if you'd just ignored it the show would have been cancelled, but the social engagement metrics you people generate for it means that it has overtaken House Of The Dragon in views and social media generally.
@@RobertJWH I TRIED to watch the first few episodes just to see if it actually was as bad as people are saying. IT IS lol. I won't be bothering with the rest of it.
When a dominant art form is dying a new one always emerges that contradicts it. This is kind of like that
💯
Wearing full armour on a sailing boat for a long journey helps with with working on the boat and will aid you if you accidentally fall overboard out at sea.
This bothers me in every show I’ve ever seen it in.
@@anscules house of the dragons kinda did it right
@@Memnon-ro4cl yea, knight removed the armor during voyage
And the brand new ropes and crisp clean clothes
Plus the bland, flat chested, gender neutral armour helps make you look less appealing to your shipmates should they have an urge...
The more I see that Peter Jackson interview, the more teary eyed I get at just the HUMILITY of his statements. He cares for the authors intent. These are the things that make the stories be good enough to be rebooted in the 1st place...talk about "culture vultures"
I love that they can’t even tolerate conflict: Isildur and his friends make up, Isildur and his dad make up, Galadriel and the Queen come to an agreement, Galadriel and Halbrand wind up on the same boat, Durin doesn’t mind Elrond basically giving away his secret, Elrond has no problem with Gil-Galad’s plot, the Harfoots move on from Nori taking in a stranger, there are no motherly consequences to Theo’s previous adventure coz his mother is too busy being strong and independent to even recognize his existence etc
Yeah. There sre those resolutions I don't mind at all. Like Durin helping Elrond. I even like that. They are supposed to be genuine friends, so elrond's entire race potentially dying should upset Durin. I liked this conclusion, though it was a bit anticlimactic. Even when Elrond wqs standing in the forest contemplating his options, I thought, just ask Durin and if he's really your friend he's going to agree. I didn't think they'd do it outright, instead of milking this for some drama. But I gotta admit I prefer it that way.
Isildur...frankly I don't care about. From the way he's written it's obvious he's going to be important in the long run. It also seems like if I were a LotR superfan (beyond just watchint the trilogy) I would probably know a lot more abt him. But I don't and they did a terrible job of setting this character up for fans who don't already know him or his father. And as for his friends, they only seem relevant in regards to their relationship with him. So I vouldn't care less, and the less time we spend on it the better.
As for the harfoots, I don't mind it that much, cause it makes sense, (and with Nori burning her hand, it doesn't seem fully resolved yet either.)
But then there are those resolutions that seem utterly ridiculous, because they make no sense to me, but seem siper relevant for the story. The conflict with the chancellor was teased but never even came to anything. Galadriel and the Queen, and Galadriel and Halbrand infuriate me, cause they make no sense to me.
@@thesayes6231 so basically " i don't mind it, but also i dont know much so i dont care, but it's also shit becvause they didn't respect stuff and, but it makes no sense because they didn't respect anything" yeah that made sense so you love it? and hate it? no just say it's shit. it's ok to say objectively shit things are shit.
They should hook a generator up to Tolkien's grave because he is spinning fast enough to power a city.
Hopefully he's haunting bezos house
A CITY!!!!! More like a Continent
That was gold, dude. cheers
The whole planet for years.
Tolkien is spinning so fast he's breaking all laws of physics known to man.
Celebrimbor in Shadow of War: Fair looking elf
Celebrimbor in Rings of Power: Bank clerk
Bank clerk granny
@@RoninDave wearing a mumu, too. 😆
Was scriptured as Bilbo ancestor....he got to be Faenor nephew....
Walter Mercado
Bank clerk that buys his clothes from an antique drape store.
Funny how Adar, in spite his mutilation, is the only elf in the show that looks like an elf: D
What I thought all elves regularly when to the local barber shops and got fades every other week just as Tolkien wrote.
If only they exchanged Adar with Alfrid Lickspittle from the Hobbit!
Just think, if Halbrand is Sauron. Then Galadriel just convinced him to return to the life of Sauron instead of spending his days being Halbrand the smithy of Numenor
This is what it felt for our teachers to read our stories we made up during writing lessons back in first grade.
Congratulations if you collected
Those stories are way better than this crap
Best comment. As a teacher I can confirm ROP is worse though. At least the children tried.
@@mustbetheSUN Yeah. I'd probably rather read through 100 kids stories than 1 episode of ROP.
I'm truly suprised by how bad RoP seems to be. I don't think they spent 1 billion dollars on the rights and this production. There is no way. Jeff Bezos is building a yacht in Europe, you're telling me that a guy who can see quality in a boat that likely cost less than half of RoP didn't watch 10 minutes of this show before it's release and notice that it was poorly made?
Robbing somebody's legacy from them is an unforgivable, malicious act.
It’s a religious political agenda by the Marxists. We’re so close to having everyone wake up and realize it. It’s intentional. To destroy the west, you must destroy its culture, its heroes, its messages that inspire people to love heroism, truth, beauty and virtue. Then no one will have the strength to stand against you and won’t have anything to fight for even if they wanted to. That’s where we are now. We are in end stage Marxist cultural vandalism
it's not robbing Tolkien's legacy, the books will exist forever and even the og movies are still around. The show is awful, but don't pretend for even a second that they can touch Tolkien's eternal glory
Narcissists dont give a fuck.
@@AeneasGemini Do you remember how quick everyone lost interest in Star Wars once the sequels came put and finished? That’s is what happening to Tolkien and his works with this show.
I call the team grave robbers now. Because they waited until they're clear to desecrate his legacy.
This shows just gives a good reason why Sauron wanted to destroy middle earth lol
She gained the flash’s powers too. She saw the sword coming before he swung.
I want Sauron to win.
Yeah, that's bad when it's supposed to be a story about Good vs Evil, that you want the villain to win.
It’s a religious political agenda by the Marxists. We’re so close to having everyone wake up and realize it. It’s intentional. To destroy the west, you must destroy its culture, its heroes, its messages that inspire people to love heroism, truth, beauty and virtue. Then no one will have the strength to stand against you and won’t have anything to fight for even if they wanted to. That’s where we are now. We are in end stage Marxist cultural vandalism
Yeah. I hope he kicks their self righteous asses.
I literally just said that😂
Spoiler alert: Sauron loses at the end lol
"See. I'm always right." - Galadriel.
I must have missed that. Is that an actual line in the show?? If so…F this show.
@@billy-the-butcher ahhh that must be it. Thank you.
@@billy-the-butcher OR…it’s an actual line and we’re both wrong. F this show. I’m so angry right now.
@@hellosurge4622 - Just a joke on "The Sea Is Always Right", but inspired by her attitude towards every other character.
Galadriel slapping some guy on the ass with a sword is actually the most playful thing I have seen her do in this so far. Wouldn't have expected her to lighten up in the middle of a sword fight.
I’m surprised guyladriel, didn’t tell the fellowship that they weren’t competent enough to get the ring to Mount Doom and take it there herself. Whilst dual welding swords all the way there.
“Sauron.. sorry I mean Halbrand” gets me every time 😂
SoyRon
i find it a bit annoying at this point
@@hado33_ yeah I'm there too
@@hado33_ lol like me with Styx's brief Pixelplanet obsession
@@hado33_ this channel will stick to a meme and overuse it. At least he stopped using the 'so...' lady 3-4 times per video.
Sadly, Galadriel is not a bug, she's a feature.
Guyladrial
Mores the pity
GladNotReal.... I'm glad she's not the real Galadriel.
Working as intended…
Apparently she's still compelling enough that people still watch, if only to bitch about it.
1 ship blew up , 3 ships for soldiers and 1 ship for galadriel and her massive ego .
Nobody should complain about Tauriel ever again, after this.
I still will, but it helps that I'm not watching the show
I will always complain about added in stupidity.
Guyladriel is a thousand times worse than Tauriel
Not a bad point
I was never complaining about her in the first place.
If I was Eru Illuvatar, I would tsunami the entire Rings of Power world, and start again with a clean slate.
Now we know why the Flood happened. Bad writing somewhere between Genesis 5 and 6 lmao
@@cosmictreason2242 😂🤣🤣
At this point I think Galadriel is Sauron in disguise.
Galadriel has Prime, she got her new armor with 2 day shipping 🤣🤣🤣
1:05:00 crowd scene - all the Numenoreans so far have like off-brand Romanesque wardrobes, but this ONE asian dude looks like he walked off the set of a costume drama set in China's Han dynasty. Amazing worldbuilding Amazon.
how is noone talking about the modern new york 20 something with the big hair who looks like he just smoked a fat doobie in the set bathroom and came out in the middle of a scene being shot and ended up in the middle of the crowd lol
@@zeening I mean, if I were to pick out ALL the things that wrong with this show I'd have to change my name to Mauler xD
Celebrimbor is much younger than Galadriel and yet is shown as being so much older than her. It’s mad that they portray elves who are thousands of years old as being so petulant
Really gives some insight - by the contrast - into how both virtuous and wicked people would’ve been before Noah’s flood. A 500 year old man should’ve had lots of skill with shipbuilding. Bad people who were 700 years old must’ve been as corrupted as the dark eldar of W40K with their depravity
Celebrimbor but also Gil-Galad and Elrond. Galadriel is actually centuries older than these three.
We are meant to believe these are millennia old individuals. The way they are behaving, they would have barely made it out of their 30s. Natural selection is a thing in Middle Earth.
I'm not sure if we can know that he is younger. He is the son of Curufin and was born during the Years of the Trees. He could very well be the same age as Galadriel, since Galadriel is the daughter of Finarfin, Finwe's last son. That being said, his portrayal in the show is pretty bad. The elves in total are cringe.
Also physically older, in that he looks like a middle-aged man when there's no way an Elf would physically age that far before their immortality kicked in and stopped them aging past their prime.
When Guyladriel snarled "The TEMPEST inside of me is always RIGHT!!!11!!" and then beat up a hundred 7-foot Numenorean warriors? Best scene in the history of scenes! So empowering, much woman-affirming! Exactly what the Professor would've wanted.
They actually based the fight choreography on Stone Cold Steve Austin’s triumphant victory in the 1998 wwe royal rumble. The fast/slow jump cuts from different angles when she hits the stunner are simply awe-inspiring
I love how Bronwyn is supposed to be a healer but they haven't shown her healing even one single person. She just walks around ordering people around. Are there no sick or injured from all these people travelling to this tower from all over the region?
Super veg power lol.
Her and her son are the worst and most boring part of the show, and the worst actors and that's saying something!
That's it for me. I can't take it any longer. Even hate watching it so I can enjoy the live streams more, no. I've had enough. That ridiculous sword scene ... but what broke it was "shadows being washed away by the tide." I am OUT.
My favorite part was when Halbrand said "Its Forgin' Time."
Cringe
Sadly, if they put that in the show it would actually make it better, lol.
I felt sad for Neo when Morpheus looked right past him at Galadriel and said “You are the one”
I liked the Part where Galadriel tombstones 9 Guards and then says live for nothing or die for something. This is truly Tolkien speaking
Classic Tolkien
I hobbimorbed
I’ll take a heaping serving of living, with an *extra* side of “for nothing”
I like the part where Galadriel and Tar-Míriel are strolling through town at dawn when Ringo-mir stumbles over after a night of drinking grog threatening; “I want your blood, I want your soul, and I want ‘em both right now. Don’t any of you have the guts to play for blood?!”
Galadriel responds “I’m your huckleberry.”
My favorite scene is when Meth Gandalf told the "harfoot" "I AM TRYING TO HELP YOU FIND YOUR LUCKY CHARMS, HOBO BAGGINS!"
They're preciously delicious. Then Gandalf lit his meth pipe with his finger.
One star to rule them all, one star to find them.
One star to bring them all and in darkness bind them.
In the land of Amazon where the critics lie.
I think this episode is called 'partings' because this was the one where most of us just gave up and left ...
I love how Isildur "earned" his position, trying to stow-away, blowing up two boats and lying to his dad!
I laughed so hard.
The sea-il-dur is never wrong
I thought it was dumb that Isildur lied for Kemen about the burning of the ships. Yeah Kemen said he won’t say anything about Isildur sneaking into the ships but that’s not exactly a fair trade, burning military ships is WAY worse than stowing away.
Remember when continuity errors used to be "shot ends with him holding his cup and the next shot has the cup on the table"? Now its stuff like "how did Reva survive a fatal stabbing and being left alone in a deserted planet? How did she miraculously end up on another planet instantaneously and with healed injuries?" You know, important plot stuff. It feels like that is the norm now and this show is following that trend.
It’s a religious political agenda by the Marxists. We’re so close to having everyone wake up and realize it. It’s intentional. To destroy the west, you must destroy its culture, its heroes, its messages that inspire people to love heroism, truth, beauty and virtue. Then no one will have the strength to stand against you and won’t have anything to fight for even if they wanted to. That’s where we are now. We are in end stage Marxist cultural vandalism
2011 feels so quaint
How did Guyladriel have her armor when boarding the ship in episode 5 if she took it off before jumping off the elven ship in episode 1?
It's the same armor?
The Numenorians were good friends with the elves for centuries, were visited by them regularly, and have their own master smiths that were tutored in days past by them. They probably had some lying around somewhere or maybe even crafted it for her. They're giving her an army and a fleet, why not a set of armor? But to be honest, the writers probably just forgot about it. Like most things in this show, when a thing needs to happen, it just happens whether or not it makes sense or runs counter to something that was established before. Just....terrible...writing.
The dialogue in this series always cracks me up. „My father doesn‘t listen to me“ „Then just speak louder“ You can‘t make that shit up if you tried 😂
LoTR sticks in my brain for the inspiring speeches, the hope that friendship and camaraderie provides even in the darkest times, and how the least of us can do great things if they find their courage.
I get NONE of those things from Rings of Power… what a waste of cash…
The inspiring speeches is still there, but instead of inspiring hope and camradarie there is a more important message to be told. A message for the new generation of humanity where we show courage to fight our own true nature as man and woman, to show that there is a tempest in you, waiting to unleash it's full destruction to prove that a female can do everything that a man can, and do it better.
Yet you keep watching the show, if it was so bad you would have stopped at episode 2
Amazon’s Ego is so Hurt lol 😂
I respect PJ’s LoTR trilogy even more now that this RoP dumpster fire is out. Cats out the bag Amazon sorry not sorry
@@Taharqo.saved.the.Hebrew oh I did. Actually didn’t even finish episode 2. I’ve seen enough clips to know there’s nothing for me to bother with. Much more entertaining to watch and listen to people ripping it apart.
@@Nexuish okay bud
The fact that they do not have the "rights" on Silmarilion means just that they are not allowed to make a show based on the Silmarilion.
It does not keep them from reading the damn book to make sure their story doesn't contradict the lore established in Silmarilion!!!
I figured it out. The showrunners had their own fantasy series in mind but Amazon bean-counters shot it down as they felt the Tolkien brand would bring in more viewers and investors. So they have been forcing their generic fantasy story elements into Tolkien which is why there is much lore deviations while characters are re-purposed from the original story to become pale shadows of Tolkien's characters. Even with the rights' restrictions, they easily could have made a better story more faithful to the lore focusing on the main points - creation of Rings, deception of Sauron, fall of Numenor, and the Last Alliance - and fill in the gaps with plots and characters that support these core elements rather than completely distract and break the lore.
I wouldn't be surprised
I think the miscounting of the ships was a tribute to Monty Python counting to 3 after pulling the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch.
“1, 2, 5”
“3 sir”
If you consider it as a parody show on Tolkien, it's actually pretty good
I know how you feel. At the moment I personally view it as a rom-com set in a fantasy context with emphasis on post ironic parody. It is kind of like watching a modern day billion dollar version of Monty Python and the holy grail.
In the distance future if the planet is not destroy yet people will think this show was a parody.
spot on! i found many scenes amusing, a bad parody, but parody nevertheless
I shall not endure it!
agreed but honestly the writing is still so terrible
Having women in the ranks of battle completely destroys Eowyn's arc in LOTR. I think the writers missed that which shows their quality. It means that the Witch King would be aware of women fighting and would be invincible to "men" in the humanity sense and Eowyn's wounding would not be fatal. Not being sexist, in fact quite opposite. It was one Tolkien's most positive underlying themes, where great power comes from unexpected places. That is why Eowyn won against him, it was unexpected for her to be there in the ranks. Thus, Eowyn was powerful.
They didn’t miss it, they’re trying to erase it. It’s a religious political agenda by the Marxists. We’re so close to having everyone wake up and realize it. It’s intentional. To destroy the west, you must destroy its culture, its heroes, its messages that inspire people to love heroism, truth, beauty and virtue. Then no one will have the strength to stand against you and won’t have anything to fight for even if they wanted to. That’s where we are now. We are in end stage Marxist cultural vandalism
What are you talking about? This thousands of years before Eowyn. The Rohirrim don't exist yet. Gondor doesn't exist yet. The Witch-King doesn't exist yet, although he is probably an man alive somewhere at the moment. And Glofindel hasn't made that prophecy yet. In fact, Glofindel won't make that prophecy for thousands of years.
@@awesimo4684 the point is women fighting were common so WK wouldn't have been surprised, and the prophecy would be pointless
@@scambammer6102 They really slapping the witch king in this one, I even have that dude as a tattoo but they making my mans look dumb and weak.
@@awesimo4684 are you dense? Read his comment again.
If according to them, Numenor was isolationist and Guyladriel came and convinced the Queen to go to Middle Earth... She should be blamed for their fall. If Sauron changed into Hallbrand and wanted to actually turn towards good... It's Guyladriel who brings him back to Middle Earth. She's again responsible for the calamity that Sauron's rule was. If Amazon went back long enough while creating their series, I bet they would make her responsible for Feanor's misdeeds, and possibly for Melkor's evil deeds. Real Tolkien's Galadriel is weeping locked up somewhere, watching this abomination that took her place.
The elves lives depend on Mithril???? I...I am at a loss for words.
I'm still waiting for the other elves: Massengill, Vasagel, and Metamucil.
Vagisil was there on Day 1.
Don't forget Mysundae
Don't forget Tylenol and Advil. ...we're being all inclusive, remember
😂🤪
Vicodin the dwarf!
Elrond: 😉😉 I can't brake my oath Gil-Galad, I don't know what you are talking about 😉😉
G-G: 😉😉😉
Elrond: 😉😉😉
G-G: 👉😉👉
Elrond: 👉😉👉
Also Elrond: Clearly breaks oath to Celebrimbor
Also Celebrimbor: Nothing can stop it's light.
The CGI team: so we kind of forgot about the glowing mithril.
Dude Elrond swore not to tell. And the FIRST thing he did was tell Gil-galad about mithril.
And apparently Mithril is the answer to all of the elves problems…F this show.
@@hellosurge4622 It’s a religious political agenda by the Marxists. We’re so close to having everyone wake up and realize it. It’s intentional. To destroy the west, you must destroy its culture, its heroes, its messages that inspire people to love heroism, truth, beauty and virtue. Then no one will have the strength to stand against you and won’t have anything to fight for even if they wanted to. That’s where we are now. We are in end stage Marxist cultural vandalism
Can’t help but think they are DELIBERATELY making this as terrible as possible because they WANT to show their contempt for Tolkien and his true admirers.
“Evil cannot create anything new, they can only corrupt and ruin good forces have invented or made.”
JRR Tolkien
Or to farm the "racist" outrage. Divide and conquer.
Simon Tolkien, who does hate his grandfather has some involvement (I think he recommended the showrunners IIRC.)
love the smithing scene with halbrand. holding the sword with his bare hand.
Well, if Halbrand turns out to be Sauron, this is some brilliant foreshadowing.
My husband and I went to New Zealand for our honeymoon in 2019. It was incredibly gorgeous. We toured the whole of the Southern Island and some of the Northern one. We visited many places where LOTR was filmed. That country is beyond beautiful!
@Jetsetbob2 it certainly was! We haven’t gone so far North to visit Hobbiton, but it’s definitely there. Instead we visited the sets of the Paths of the Dead, Isengard, Imladris, Edoras, and quite a few of locations through which they travelled in the films + WETA workshop. It was amazing.
@Jetsetbob2 absolutely! It was a magical experience. The closest place I can think of that has that ME feel to it are the highlands of Scotland. We’ve been there last year during summer, and it was superb
@Jetsetbob2 sure is. I like the big open country scenes in Canterbury and Otago - Edoras from LOTR, and the alpine grassland scenes of Not-Gandalf and Norri, which are around Poolburn and the Old Man Range in Central Otago.
somewhere I need to go before I die
@Jetsetbob2 yep, still up and running. I'm planning on going down in December to spite the rings of power... and to propose. One of those is more important than the other
You should really add another incredibly pertinent original trilogy interview to your intro. I was recently watching the Two Towers extras and stumbled on the “From Book to Script” segment where they talk about how they realized they didn’t need to make Arwen fight. Liv Tyler specifically says,
“I went right back into the book and into the appendix and what we came to realize was that you don’t have to put a sword in her hands to make her strong. And where we’ve come to now is all these true elements of who Arwen is. I mean this is an incredibly powerful and fearless woman filled with so much hope and belief, and that is strong enough.”
This should be pinned
Funny how she never mentions her 2 other brothers, one of whom was Gil-Galads grandpa
this show genuinely infuriates me to the point that i need to rewatch the real LOTR as a reminder just how good this story should be and not lose respect for the Brand... ugh
Yuck, don't think of it as a brand. It's a literary masterpiece and the origin of modern fantasy.
5 episodes into this show and the "Scourge of the Orcs" has yet to kill a single orc? lolk
I thought the straw on the harfoots cart was for camouflage so they were not seen but then they started singing loudly. Surely this would have given them away?
As this show makes sense of everything it makes totally sense for them to do it, lol. But in a good show they would not have done it if they wanted to be camouflaged or stealth but again for this show it makes sense.
I'm unsure which episode was the worst, the fourth or the fifth, but I think it's the fifth.
It's incredible how they packed 1 hour and 7 minutes of nothing, it goes from nowhere to no place at all.
So glad you pulled Az in. The two of you together in the middle of the night is the perfect mix of raw and silly.
Episode 5 is titled: Fartings? Well....she warned you... "THERE IS A TEMPEST IN ME!!!"
Lenny Henryfoot: "I see Tings! FarTings!"
Wokeness destroys everything it touches
People seem to forget that Galadriel is more than just an elven warrior fighting the dark lord Sauron in tolkiens world, she is also fighting for social justice and gender equality in ours.
To be fair to the actress that needed therapy for the sword scenes.... If I were trying out for the part of Galadriel, I would have been taken totally off guard too when they handed me a sword and told me to get in the ring. Cuz you know, that wouldn't have been what I signed up for, being GALADRIEL and all. lmao
The Blazzin Saddles references are pure gold! It's a shame nobody said "I'm happy our kids got to hear some of that authentic Medieval gibberish!" 🤣
ROWRY!
@@GreatUSTreasureHunt "Gabby Johnson is right...we'll mail the Governor" 😂
@@thanos43infinity ROWRY!
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Can't wait till we here them singing "Our town is turning into s*@#" during a town hall scene.
The writers kind of forgot about the 5th ship.
There were at least 8 in the harbour in an earlier shot... This show has so little consistency, discount Legolas got his armour back from somewhere too...
There is actually a second explosion after the first blows up.
My prediction is Adar is a proto Orc. Melkor is said to have Corrupted the elves and turned then into orcs. Adar is probably the one who the orcs were based on or something and thats why they call him father.
I don't know what is a worse sword fighting scene, the Snoke first order body guard fighting scene from TLJ or this
This sword fight scene... Speechless. Amongst the very worse I have ever seen.
I took lessons for a while in medieval sword fight I... I'm speechless. It was painful to witness. Even my soul is hurting.
"Stab, twist, Gut" is apparently how you kill a 300lbs cave toll with a massive mallet.
I have only had 10ish hours of HEMA lessons. Even I know it’s terrible.
@@sloht4061 compare this to fellowship of the ring with the troll fight in the mines of Moria
@@Linnitup7755 Impossible, judging by this, they should have all been killed in 3 seconds because, apparently, without Guyladriel there to do back flippys and twist the sword intricately, the troll would never been intimidated and would keep waving his massive testicles around.
you misjudge the scene without consideration for the circumstances.
1 those have no experience
2 she is an elf
3 she is a WOMAN, you cannot have such grace in your entire life
"There's a cringefest in me !"
Karendriel, September 2022
Oh no the Numenorian army of 60 people (untrained and unskilled) RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!! 😂
That "fight/training" scene was so hilariously absurd
The sword fight was the only legit point to use slow motion to not embarass her for lack of skills and obviously they don't use it.
I just finished EFAP's 12 hour stream on Rop episodes 3&4, I slept for six hours and now here's Gary's episode 5 review.
I'M GOING IN, BOYS.
I say this from a place of love and not criticism. LEAVE YOUR HOUSE. Join a gym, meet some friends over a shared hobby. Dare I say maybe even meet a girl. This is not healthy for you brother
@@thegadflygang5381 I agree completely; get a life. When I hear people say things like this I know they have no friends and have probably never been with a female.
6 hours is a lot!
@@Muck006 GREAT games though. If you have to play video games, ANNO and things like Total War and Civilization are the way to go. But like you said, consuming media and video games in bulk is just as bad, or maybe worse than booze and drugs.
Too many young guys with great potential are isolated in this society. Everyone should be getting in shape and enjoying the world rather than self isolating for days consuming product.
I listened to most of it WHILE AT WORK, you know, after I LEFT MY HOUSE.
There goes Hollywood again not understanding that if you fully extend yourself in a sword fight, you have no control or ability to harm that person and they can just step away. Hahahaha and in this case guylad is fully extended in opposite directions against two people. She literally had nothing and they make out like the guys couldn't move hahaha
When all the swords went to pin cushion her from all directions and magically don’t land I was beside myself. I only do knife fighting and am not very familiar with HEMA but good lord.
My dad has always been a crazed Tolkien fan, so I immediately took his reaction to this show as dramatic. Then I saw the scene where Galadrial gets let out of her prison cell
The cell opens up, and in attempt to be intimidating, she Awkwardly steps out of the cage towards them, and the Elven guard pretty much gives her his arm so she can spin around it with her 5'3 frame (Galadriel was around 6'4 btw). They knew this fight scene was going to look so bad THE CAMERA PANS AWAY SO THAT YOU CAN ONLY HEAR HER BEATING THEM UP.
When they pan back she is locking up all FOUR ELITE ELVEN GUARDS in the cell. My question to that was, "How did they get her in the cell in the first place?"
Numenorean guards*
The woman who plays Guyladriel has to be the biggest miscast ever. She looks like a cute little mouse. And she gives off that vibe of a warm, innocent, cheerful person IRL but she should be playing a tall, old and wise Elf, but who they try to portray in the show as a manly, ruthless warrior... It's such a disaster cocktail :D
Fran Walsh wife of Peter Jackson:" The last thing I want to see at the movies is a version of my reality. I don't want to see art imitating life."
The problem with this series is summed up with the following excerpt from an article I read, "With an estimated production commitment of between $100 million and $150 million per season, Amazon is expected to shell out $1 billion for the production costs and the rights, when all is said and done. The series was created by Patrick McKay and J.D. Payne, who had previously only worked on 2016's Star Trek: Beyond as uncredited writers."
It really is impressive how bad this is. Absolutely. And what Amazon is trying to do in Social Media to clean it up is almost worse.
Some one I know loves this show. She hated PJ's Lord of the Rings because it deviated too much from the source material, but she is ok with this. I pointed out the changes to Galadriels personality and history. She said "Whats wrong with her being a warrior?" I answered What's wrong with how Tolkien wrote her? She didn't have an answer to that.
High likelihood this friend is woke whether they know it or not. Black square? Stand with Ukraine? Rainbow flag? Mad at roe decision? Thought Kyle rittenhouse was a bad guy?
Or maybe she hated PJ's Lord of the Rings because Galadriel is acting exactly how Tolkien described her and she likes the show because she can see her headcanon coming true lol
I dunno man. They can't say they're purists and they love Rings of Power at the same time. What's wrong with her being a warrior? She's not a warrior here. She's a Karen with a poorly choreographed action scenes.
Sorry, why do you think Tolkien didn't write Galadriel as a warrior? Tolkien himself said of Galadriel: "She was then of Amazon disposition". Sounds like a warrior to me. What do you think he meant if not warrior like?
They don't have much source material to go by for the 2nd age. They've seen Tolkien describe her as an Amazon have gone with that.
@@awesimo4684 eh. Tolkien wrote that in a letter way after the books were produced, and it's not at all clear what he meant by it. At NO point is g-lad ever depicted as wielding a weapon or engaging in direct combat in the books. She would have used magic or provided support.
@@awesimo4684 there is literally nothing in Tolkien’s writings that describes Galadriel as a sword wielding warrior . Not in the appendices ,not in the Silmarillion,not in UnFinished Tales.
When the guy says about their ancestors "They lived!" Someone should've responded with "Uh... yeah. All of ours did... That's how we're here right now."
- I will never tell you that the dwarves found out the mihthril , I swore an oath , better die than break it.
-Ok thank you
-Well wait how did you find out ?
-You just indirectly admitted it
-Arff how clever you are my king, so I guess now I can even show you a piece he gave me
The training fightscene is like taken from a Disney alladin movie or a musical.. its like a joke.
So, Durin basically asking Elrond to raw-dog him in old English is going to be a meme for the ages…😂
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I burst out loud 'PHRASING' when Durin said what he said.
That Salon Selective opening never gets tired and that young and the restless opening 😂😂😂🕷️🤟🕸️
Utter perfection
Ohh yesss 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Young and the Elvish
@@melrobertson2743 omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Days of our Elves 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery.
All of last episode, Galadriel spent convincing Numenor to give her ships to go to Middle Earth.
All of this episode, Galadriel gets ready to go to Middle Earth
I bet all of the next episode is going to be Galadriel making her way to Middle Earth.
You see the problem? All of this could have been in 1 single episode, but for some reason the show keeps forever setting up the setup in preparation for another setup.
That fight scene makes me think they wanted to make their own version of the Jon Snow training new Night's Watch recruits except Numenor already has a well trained army and that training scene was over the top trash
Numenoreans should be the shit.
I actually thought it was a parody when i first saw it.
I love the scene where Guyladriel Prime said, "One shall stand, one shall fall."
At the 42:00 mark, when AZ talks about Galadriel getting into a victimhood contest with everyone she argues with, I think AZ and Gary missed out on an important point. Victimhood is the new hero's journey for modern storytellers, and it's an abominable development. Right now, I can envision the show writers and critical defenders saying that she's not a Mary Sue because there were references to all the bad things she experienced and saw! Because they throw in a little exposition with some cut scenes, then some sophomoric you-don't-know-me dialogue and *boom* there's your hero's journey. They don't struggle with themselves, only with the wrongs that have been done to them.
Hercules was driven mad, murdered his family and his grief was so immense that it fueled him as he competed 12 impossible tasks. He had to delve into the underworld before he could be redeemed. That's the kind of hero's journey that ancient men and women were treated to in their stories. Modern heroes are utter weak shit.
Funny how Galadrielkaren boarded the ship with her armour. How the hell did she get it without leaving the island?
That 'superfan' should live stream her experience 'binge watching' the Ring Stings of Power. Imagine a stream of her trying to stay awake for 6 hours of that. Imagine her trying to stay focused and not be checking her phone every 12 seconds. The fact is she won't do it. She can't.
I forgot who but a reviewer ha checked SNSs of those “British Superfans“ and found that none of them ever never had a comment on this show after the release date of their appearance in PR clip.
Superfake.....they got pay to spite propaganda. None of them read Tolkien. One Is an Harry Potter fan!
Great
Found it:
”The Rings of Power Superfans -Where Are They Now" on youtube channel "Lost Frames"
@@kodama44 I checked for the german super fans too. no content either.
The matrix, Star Trek 09, Is there nothing the writers of this dross won't rip off? I'm half expecting a scene with Galadriel leading a fleet away from sunken Numenor with a voice over " fleeing the Sauron tyranny the last battle leader Galadriel leads a rag tag fugitive fleet to a shining land called middle earth"
Battlestar Galadriel!
Remember: the showrunners are 2 proteges of Abrams/Kurtzman.
That's all you need to know, why this show is an absolute dumpster fire.
When Sauron was being super nice to Guyladriel and she acted like a bitch towards his, my heart swelled with pride!
Tell em Guy!
This show makes The Battle of Five Armies look like The Return of The King.
why do you all of you spergs keep screeching about the hobbit movies? battle of five armies was dope, sure the early ones were kind of slow but they're fucking miles better than 98% of the other trash released in the last 15 years
@@zeening well, if you read again my comment I only spoke of the battle of the five armies wich by the way sucks.
They gave Guyladriel a "Come at me bro" moment....am I living in reality?
No just 2022 😭
€465 million this cost.
The first Avatar that is 80% CGI and broke ground in so many ways of CGI......cost €237 million
The fellowship of the ring, with practical costumes, sets, and groundbreaking CGI €93 Million
Two towers and Return of the king respectively were €94 Million
Even accounting for inflation this show has been a ridiculous piss away of money.
Imagine how many fantastic shows could have been make for €465 million instead of this absolute drivel.
"Shows don't get good until season 3."
_Firefly would like a word..._
The young and the restless music fits so well with these characters. Whoever came up with that idea, deserves a raise.4